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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,880 --> 00:00:07,019 Tickets this way for the Chatsworth Express! 2 00:00:07,020 --> 00:00:10,819 Come and watch pikeys making a mess of the lives 3 00:00:10,820 --> 00:00:13,659 they were given by him upstairs 4 00:00:14,260 --> 00:00:18,179 and kids they're convinced aren't actually theirs. 5 00:00:18,180 --> 00:00:21,979 What sounds on earth could ever replace 6 00:00:21,980 --> 00:00:24,659 kids needing money or wives in your face? 7 00:00:24,660 --> 00:00:27,699 Cos this, people reckon, and me included, 8 00:00:27,700 --> 00:00:31,699 is why pubs and drugs were kindly invented 9 00:00:31,780 --> 00:00:35,779 to calm us all down and stop us going mental. 10 00:00:36,740 --> 00:00:40,739 These are Chatsworth Estate's basic essentials. 11 00:00:40,780 --> 00:00:44,779 We are worth every penny for grinding your axes. 12 00:00:44,860 --> 00:00:48,859 You shit on our heads, but you pay the taxes. 13 00:00:53,140 --> 00:00:56,259 Imagine a Britain without Chatsworth buccaneers 14 00:00:56,260 --> 00:00:58,779 who'd come on your face for the price of a beer. 15 00:00:58,780 --> 00:01:02,779 Make poverty history, cheaper drugs now! 16 00:01:02,940 --> 00:01:06,939 Make poverty history, cheaper drugs now! 17 00:01:07,580 --> 00:01:08,859 (FRANK LAUGHS) 18 00:01:08,860 --> 00:01:11,099 Scatter. 19 00:01:11,100 --> 00:01:15,099 Party! 20 00:01:23,540 --> 00:01:27,539 Is this the gaff? I thought you said she'd moved. 21 00:01:28,260 --> 00:01:32,259 She did. 22 00:01:41,900 --> 00:01:44,259 (MAUREEN) I think it's time now, Patrick. 23 00:01:44,260 --> 00:01:47,099 DISTORTED SOUNDS 24 00:01:47,100 --> 00:01:50,419 My daughter, Patrick. Rachel. 25 00:01:50,420 --> 00:01:52,899 Of course, she looked different towards the end, 26 00:01:52,900 --> 00:01:54,739 once the heroin had got hold of her. 27 00:01:54,740 --> 00:01:58,139 - You gave it to me. - (PADDY) No. 28 00:01:58,140 --> 00:02:02,139 CAR ALARM BLARES 29 00:02:05,980 --> 00:02:07,019 ALARM OFF 30 00:02:07,020 --> 00:02:10,299 (PADDY) 'My Mammy told us terrifying tales of witches and ogres 31 00:02:10,300 --> 00:02:13,819 'who'd gobble up children. I'd have nightmares, scream the place down.' 32 00:02:13,820 --> 00:02:15,499 Morning. 33 00:02:15,500 --> 00:02:17,219 Just up? 34 00:02:17,220 --> 00:02:19,459 (MIMI) I didn't sleep too good. 35 00:02:19,460 --> 00:02:23,059 'Before you know it, you're a parent yourself. 36 00:02:23,060 --> 00:02:26,299 'The joys are beyond expectation, but the fear paralyses beyond words. 37 00:02:26,300 --> 00:02:27,979 Not saying hello? 38 00:02:27,980 --> 00:02:30,259 - Uurgh. - Turkish wrestling. 39 00:02:30,260 --> 00:02:34,259 Big hairy blokes in leather shorts covering themselves in oil, 40 00:02:34,580 --> 00:02:38,579 rolling around, trying to get their hands down each other's pants. 41 00:02:39,540 --> 00:02:43,339 'So you tell your babies those same terrifying fairytales that kept you awake 42 00:02:43,340 --> 00:02:47,339 'to prepare them for just how hardcore this world can be. 43 00:02:48,220 --> 00:02:52,219 'Because monsters do exist.' 44 00:02:52,340 --> 00:02:54,379 Jesus Christ! 45 00:02:54,380 --> 00:02:57,619 - What are you doing? Jamie's downstairs. - I just want to talk. 46 00:02:57,620 --> 00:02:59,619 - Where's Mandy? - Going to her folks, 47 00:02:59,620 --> 00:03:01,459 tell them about the engagement party. 48 00:03:01,460 --> 00:03:04,739 Tomorrow night, if you and Dad can make it. 49 00:03:04,740 --> 00:03:08,739 I know it's short notice, so... 50 00:03:15,340 --> 00:03:19,339 We couldn't really move on from his affair. 51 00:03:20,020 --> 00:03:22,419 - Affair? - (MICKY) Who's taped over 52 00:03:22,420 --> 00:03:24,499 me Turkish wrestling? 53 00:03:24,500 --> 00:03:28,499 How many affairs have you heard of where a person kidnaps another 54 00:03:28,540 --> 00:03:31,259 - and turns him into a smackhead? - I'll kill ya! 55 00:03:31,260 --> 00:03:34,019 This wasn't some great romance, Mum. 'Then comes the day 56 00:03:34,020 --> 00:03:36,699 'when strangers don't scare them any more, 57 00:03:36,700 --> 00:03:38,699 'and that's when your nightmares return.' 58 00:03:38,700 --> 00:03:40,979 (JOE) I don't want to hurt her again. 59 00:03:40,980 --> 00:03:42,499 She's a good person. 60 00:03:42,500 --> 00:03:46,499 She's the kind of girl you love and want to spend the rest of your life with. 61 00:03:48,140 --> 00:03:50,419 Whereas you, however... 62 00:03:50,420 --> 00:03:54,419 are a dirty slag who shagged your best mate's fella, 63 00:03:54,860 --> 00:03:58,859 cos that's all you're good for, with your tight tops and your short skirts. 64 00:04:03,580 --> 00:04:07,579 - How far gone? - Fuck off and die! 65 00:04:13,060 --> 00:04:17,059 You don't know whose it is, do you? 66 00:04:17,860 --> 00:04:21,859 Oh, now you really belong to me. 67 00:04:23,140 --> 00:04:27,139 Jamie! 68 00:04:32,940 --> 00:04:35,299 (JAMIE) I never really thought I wanted to. 69 00:04:35,300 --> 00:04:36,939 But do you now? 70 00:04:36,940 --> 00:04:39,139 Want one, I mean? 71 00:04:39,140 --> 00:04:41,619 You can't control these things. 72 00:04:41,620 --> 00:04:44,019 If it comes, it comes. If it doesn't... 73 00:04:44,020 --> 00:04:47,699 well, that's fine, too. 74 00:04:47,700 --> 00:04:50,939 I'll try. 75 00:04:50,940 --> 00:04:54,939 It's not about trying. It's about nature, and biology. 76 00:04:58,980 --> 00:05:01,099 Come on, Debs, I gotta go to the post office. 77 00:05:01,100 --> 00:05:02,619 Well, take her with you. 78 00:05:02,620 --> 00:05:06,619 The post office? Don't be daft! She hasn't had all her jabs yet. 79 00:05:06,740 --> 00:05:08,179 Has she? 80 00:05:08,180 --> 00:05:12,179 - Liam, school. - Oh, Fiona... 81 00:05:12,820 --> 00:05:15,779 - Exactly. - See you, Frank. 82 00:05:15,780 --> 00:05:19,779 You can't leave me in charge of a baby! 83 00:05:22,380 --> 00:05:23,739 Oh, get off! 84 00:05:23,740 --> 00:05:27,739 Don't even waste your breath, Frank. 85 00:05:28,180 --> 00:05:31,459 - I think she's shat herself. - What are you doing? 86 00:05:31,460 --> 00:05:33,259 You can't shirk your responsibility, Yvonne. 87 00:05:33,260 --> 00:05:37,259 I only agreed to foster Liam and Stella so you could keep your family together. 88 00:05:37,540 --> 00:05:40,379 Oi, get back here! I'm not a fucking nanny, Frank! 89 00:05:40,380 --> 00:05:44,379 - I've got a shop to run. - Language, Yvonne. 90 00:05:47,220 --> 00:05:49,899 (DEBBIE) Oh, I don't believe it! 91 00:05:49,900 --> 00:05:53,059 He can't have had that job in the funeral parlour for more than an hour. 92 00:05:53,060 --> 00:05:56,699 (MAX MIMICS PRESENTER) The males of the species flatter females with acts 93 00:05:56,700 --> 00:05:58,619 of ever more outlandish buffoonery 94 00:05:58,620 --> 00:06:01,099 in a vain attempt to get his appendage gobbled 95 00:06:01,100 --> 00:06:05,099 by one or preferably two handbags. 96 00:06:07,020 --> 00:06:11,019 Wait. A rival gamma male approaches, boasting a larger appendage... 97 00:06:11,740 --> 00:06:13,259 or a smaller plate in his head. 98 00:06:13,260 --> 00:06:15,059 CAR HORN PLAYS GODFATHER THEME 99 00:06:15,060 --> 00:06:17,819 - Morning. - Women! 100 00:06:17,820 --> 00:06:19,419 What's all that about? 101 00:06:19,420 --> 00:06:23,099 Women have a different selection process, Carl. 102 00:06:23,100 --> 00:06:27,099 You know, they want transport. 103 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:29,619 Money. 104 00:06:29,620 --> 00:06:33,619 They want mobility. A change of scenery. 105 00:06:34,220 --> 00:06:37,379 They don't all want to hang around the Chatsworth and go to The Jockey. 106 00:06:37,380 --> 00:06:38,579 Where you two off? 107 00:06:38,580 --> 00:06:42,579 - Jockey. - Yoga. 108 00:06:47,580 --> 00:06:50,099 CRISP BAG RUSTLES 109 00:06:50,100 --> 00:06:54,099 CRUNCHING CRISPS 110 00:06:57,660 --> 00:06:59,019 BELL RINGS 111 00:06:59,020 --> 00:07:00,059 VACUUM HUMS 112 00:07:00,060 --> 00:07:03,219 Fuck's sake, Lillian. Do you have to? 113 00:07:03,220 --> 00:07:05,059 Lice. 114 00:07:05,060 --> 00:07:06,979 Hey-hey! 115 00:07:06,980 --> 00:07:10,059 WOLFWHISTLE 116 00:07:10,060 --> 00:07:11,939 Two pints, please. 117 00:07:11,940 --> 00:07:14,619 CHATTERING 118 00:07:14,620 --> 00:07:17,099 What have I told you about first doors? 119 00:07:17,100 --> 00:07:20,179 - No punters until yoga's done. - Come here. 120 00:07:20,180 --> 00:07:24,179 Stress-free mammies equal stress-free babbies. 121 00:07:27,700 --> 00:07:31,699 You, you prick, crunching crisps all the way through, 122 00:07:32,100 --> 00:07:35,899 fucking gnaws me chakra right up! 123 00:07:35,900 --> 00:07:39,899 Fucking Buddhists. Forever starting shit on the news. 124 00:07:41,260 --> 00:07:45,259 Mark. 125 00:07:45,580 --> 00:07:48,939 - How was last night? - 120 in tips. 126 00:07:48,940 --> 00:07:51,659 - What, for one night's work? - Where's this? 127 00:07:51,660 --> 00:07:53,139 Any jobs going? 128 00:07:53,140 --> 00:07:57,059 Spit roast bar and grill behind Selfridges. VIPs, valet parking. 129 00:07:57,060 --> 00:07:59,219 Got footballers tipping him. 130 00:07:59,220 --> 00:08:03,139 I've got him all to myself today, don't be offended if we slip out... 131 00:08:03,140 --> 00:08:05,739 Ah, babe, I'm feeling a bit shagged, you know? 132 00:08:05,740 --> 00:08:08,219 - Wouldn't mind rolling a fat one... - Fucking students. 133 00:08:08,220 --> 00:08:12,219 I'm back in at nine. Anyway, what are you doing that's so important? 134 00:08:12,540 --> 00:08:16,299 Getting the money back for this suit and buying myself a new motor. 135 00:08:16,300 --> 00:08:20,219 - Probably score more birds. - You're like some Benny Hill character! 136 00:08:20,220 --> 00:08:22,979 Go on! That's me. 137 00:08:22,980 --> 00:08:25,139 When did you set your sights so low, Carl? 138 00:08:25,140 --> 00:08:26,779 What, cos I like shagging? 139 00:08:26,780 --> 00:08:28,979 Liking shagging I've got no problem with. 140 00:08:28,980 --> 00:08:31,139 Finding reasons to maintain a friendship with someone 141 00:08:31,140 --> 00:08:34,979 who acts more and more like a walking ball-bag increasingly is. 142 00:08:34,980 --> 00:08:38,979 So you get yourself a car and fuck off. 143 00:08:40,140 --> 00:08:44,139 Mandy! 144 00:08:49,620 --> 00:08:51,459 Can I give you a lift? 145 00:08:51,460 --> 00:08:54,459 Joe's picking us up in a minute. Just at the kerb's fine. 146 00:08:54,460 --> 00:08:58,459 Moving in, then, eh? 147 00:08:58,620 --> 00:09:00,459 Heard you were working for him, too, now. 148 00:09:00,460 --> 00:09:03,059 That right? 149 00:09:03,060 --> 00:09:06,459 Businesswoman, is it? 150 00:09:06,460 --> 00:09:07,899 Yeah, right(!) 151 00:09:07,900 --> 00:09:11,899 Just renting out flats to DSS. 152 00:09:12,460 --> 00:09:14,299 I didn't mean to seem weird before. 153 00:09:14,300 --> 00:09:18,299 I think she's missing you pretty badly. 154 00:09:22,420 --> 00:09:26,139 - Where on earth did you find this? - I've had it years. 155 00:09:26,140 --> 00:09:27,979 It was your granny's. 156 00:09:27,980 --> 00:09:31,619 (HIGH-PITCHED) Kept her stuff in it. 157 00:09:31,620 --> 00:09:35,619 I like it. It smells of her. 158 00:09:44,060 --> 00:09:46,979 How are you doing? 159 00:09:46,980 --> 00:09:49,179 Can't complain. Busy. 160 00:09:49,180 --> 00:09:51,579 Got to get out, crack some heads. 161 00:09:51,580 --> 00:09:55,059 There's a few debts I've neglected to take care of recently. 162 00:09:55,060 --> 00:09:58,899 Coming tomorrow night? We're having an engagement party. 163 00:09:58,900 --> 00:10:01,339 Your mum coming? 164 00:10:01,340 --> 00:10:05,259 (JOE) All right, sweetie? 165 00:10:05,260 --> 00:10:08,819 Nearly there. Just a couple more boxes. 166 00:10:08,820 --> 00:10:12,819 All right, Paddy? 167 00:10:19,380 --> 00:10:23,379 Flippin' heck! Gonna need a new gaff for all this stuff, eh? 168 00:10:23,740 --> 00:10:27,739 Right, better get on with it. 169 00:10:29,780 --> 00:10:31,619 See you tomorrow, then? 170 00:10:31,620 --> 00:10:35,619 Tomorrow. 171 00:10:51,220 --> 00:10:54,059 You and me have some unfinished business, Raymondo! 172 00:10:54,060 --> 00:10:58,059 Oh, Paddy, Paddy! Er... 173 00:10:58,980 --> 00:11:02,979 Fuck! 174 00:11:04,380 --> 00:11:07,979 - You got any naloxone? - I got rid in case the Feds raided... 175 00:11:07,980 --> 00:11:10,819 It's fuckin' legal, you stupid bastard! 176 00:11:10,820 --> 00:11:14,819 But they can sue you for injecting someone against their consent or... 177 00:11:15,140 --> 00:11:18,179 You're a fucking idiot! She's still breathing. 178 00:11:18,180 --> 00:11:22,179 Call an ambulance. 179 00:11:22,260 --> 00:11:26,259 I've got no battery. 180 00:11:35,900 --> 00:11:37,339 (MAN) Balls! Argh! Me balls! 181 00:11:37,340 --> 00:11:41,339 - Argh! Me balls! - Micky! 182 00:11:51,340 --> 00:11:54,699 - What's her name? - I dunno, we found her in the street. 183 00:11:54,700 --> 00:11:56,539 - OK, and what's she had? - Heroin. 184 00:11:56,540 --> 00:12:00,539 Mm-hm? 185 00:12:07,260 --> 00:12:11,259 OK, naloxone, two milligrams. 186 00:12:20,420 --> 00:12:24,419 OK, just keep her talking and get me IV access. 187 00:12:25,500 --> 00:12:28,619 - (NURSE) You're OK. It's OK. - Give me IV access, 188 00:12:28,620 --> 00:12:32,619 keep her monitored, and give her oxygen, OK? 189 00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:48,639 Oh, fuck! 190 00:12:50,240 --> 00:12:52,479 Er...Post Office police, coming through. 'Scuse me. 191 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:54,239 'Scuse me, Post Office bobby. 192 00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:58,239 You'll be all right. Just do as I say. All right. 193 00:12:58,880 --> 00:13:02,879 Hiya, Frank. Can you lend us a smoke? 194 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:06,799 Jackie! Fuckin' hell, you pregnant again? 195 00:13:06,800 --> 00:13:08,919 Yeah, getting engaged an' all when I turn 14. 196 00:13:08,920 --> 00:13:12,399 Well, congratulations, kid, that's just what we need round here. 197 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:14,879 What's this? Where's the rest? 198 00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:17,519 Fuck off! Child benefit, 18.10, 199 00:13:17,520 --> 00:13:21,519 times two kids' worth. Check it again. 200 00:13:28,680 --> 00:13:32,679 Right, if you think I'm fuckin' about here all day, filling in a new claims form, 201 00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:35,999 think a-fuckin'-gain! 202 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:39,759 Gallagher, Vernon Francis, child benefit. Restart. 203 00:13:39,760 --> 00:13:41,679 Now! 204 00:13:41,680 --> 00:13:43,679 Stop! 205 00:13:43,680 --> 00:13:47,679 This is housing benefit. 206 00:13:47,920 --> 00:13:49,919 Housing benefit. 207 00:13:49,920 --> 00:13:53,919 If it's about a child benefit claim, you're in the wrong department. 208 00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:08,359 'Scuse me, love. I want to report a violation of the Human Rights Act. 209 00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:12,879 Hang on, mate... 210 00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:15,719 I thought he... I thought he was Mick Hucknall. 211 00:14:15,720 --> 00:14:19,559 I've got this phobia about him - it's fuckin' worse than clowns. 212 00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:21,879 It's not gingers per se, you know, I'm cool with th... 213 00:14:21,880 --> 00:14:24,399 Some of my best mates... Well, not best mates, but... 214 00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:28,399 You know, it's just that curly-haired, ginger ponce. 215 00:14:28,920 --> 00:14:30,679 He just gives me the creeps! 216 00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:33,519 It's an involuntary medical condition. 217 00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:37,039 Even the mention of his name gives me the willies. 218 00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:39,519 He just crept up on us! I know it's not him... 219 00:14:39,520 --> 00:14:43,479 He looks so like him! It's just something gets me started. 220 00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:45,559 Have you got a car for sale? 221 00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:47,719 What's the address? I'm coming down now. 222 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:51,719 Anchor Way? Well, I'm on Anchor Way now. Where the fuck is CK Autos? 223 00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:55,799 All right, Carlos? 224 00:14:56,920 --> 00:14:59,639 It's a bit fuckin' different to the photo, Ches. 225 00:14:59,640 --> 00:15:03,239 It's an old photo, that.It's a different reg and everything! 226 00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:05,479 I sell loads of these. 227 00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:08,399 Low profile. You'll never get a pull from the dibble in one of these. 228 00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:12,399 It's a classic. The ladies love a classic. 229 00:15:18,640 --> 00:15:21,719 Bit to the left, bit to the left. 230 00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:25,719 Yeah. 231 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:33,999 Bollocks! Fuckin' score down the drain. 232 00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:37,759 Buy low, sell high. Basic business, Carlos. 233 00:15:37,760 --> 00:15:39,839 Bag's in the boot. 234 00:15:39,840 --> 00:15:43,839 You scratch it, I sue. Comprende? 235 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:58,999 I don't need to tell you to keep your mouth shut about this, do I? 236 00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:09,279 So what was it? Bad smack? Is there another kind? 237 00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:12,839 No. I mean... 238 00:16:12,840 --> 00:16:15,079 if there's contaminated drugs out there, 239 00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:17,239 then people should know, right? Yeah. 240 00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:19,719 Too strong for her. Second time she's been in this month. 241 00:16:19,720 --> 00:16:23,719 I mean, I can see if they've got a bed for her tonight, but... 242 00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:29,359 Well, what about her family? Her mum? 243 00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:50,759 DOOR OPENS 244 00:16:56,640 --> 00:17:00,639 COINS CLINK 245 00:17:02,040 --> 00:17:06,039 MATCH STRIKES 246 00:17:12,080 --> 00:17:16,079 Right, I'm not gonna get any more in. I'll shift these back to the flat. 247 00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:21,639 Hi, Karen. 248 00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:24,439 See you, babe! See ya! 249 00:17:24,440 --> 00:17:28,439 I'm late. Gotta get over to Longsight.Can't you just sack it off? 250 00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:33,519 I need to talk to you. 251 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:36,199 This is the first proper job I've ever had. 252 00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:40,199 Starting to feel like a normal member of society. 253 00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:55,639 Sorry I'm late, Sister. 254 00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:06,879 OK. 255 00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:33,279 BASS-HEAVY MUSIC THUMPS 256 00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:44,559 You'll never guess what just happened. 257 00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:47,039 What? 258 00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:50,679 No, no, I can't tell you. 259 00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:54,679 Sweet fit. 260 00:18:55,640 --> 00:18:59,159 What? I've been training and that. 261 00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:02,479 Whose is that eco disaster outside? 262 00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:04,319 Mine. 263 00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:06,479 FOOTSTEPS ON STAIRS 264 00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:08,879 Something like this? 265 00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:11,079 Exactly like this. 266 00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:13,199 The man's a Photoshop genius! 267 00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:17,199 What are you up to? Can't tell you. 268 00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:27,159 Liam... 269 00:19:27,160 --> 00:19:29,159 So it has come to this, 270 00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:33,159 that a decent, hard-working man of this once great nation 271 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:37,839 should be deprived of a parent's basic staple - the child benefit! 272 00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:41,479 Well, if it comes to the choice 273 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:45,479 of starving by the roadside or martyrdom... 274 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:51,279 ..give me immortality! 275 00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:53,039 Change we need! 276 00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:55,239 I need change. I need change! 277 00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:57,639 I need change!Hey! Get out! 278 00:19:57,640 --> 00:20:01,639 I need change! I need change! 279 00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:08,759 See? What did I tell you? It's a recognised medical condition. 280 00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:11,159 What's this about child benefits? 281 00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:14,519 One of the few benefits of having 'em, and now they've stopped it. 282 00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:17,159 Well, what do you expect? 283 00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:19,599 Liam and Stella are wards of court, in foster care. 284 00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:22,879 So Liam has to get a job in a call centre to pay for his Turkey Twizzlers? 285 00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:26,879 No. His foster parents are expected to pay for them out of their allowance. 286 00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:30,559 Foster care allowance. 287 00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:34,159 Have you got any tinned pate, Stan? No, I don't think we sell it. 288 00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:36,279 271.68 a week for Stella... 289 00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:39,519 It's like tripe and rabbit in jelly. Pate - you know, for going on toast? 290 00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:41,399 ..for Liam. Where's my fuckin' end? 291 00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:44,239 Did the tin have a picture of a cat?That's it. 292 00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:47,759 ..any kids to foster if it wasn't for me. Me fuckin' child benefit's been stopped! 293 00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:49,359 Was it called Pussy Munch? 294 00:20:49,360 --> 00:20:50,919 That's it, that's the one. 295 00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:54,679 Bottom shelf, centre, next to the dog biscuits, Lillian. 296 00:20:54,680 --> 00:20:56,959 That money is to pay for their upkeep. 297 00:20:56,960 --> 00:21:00,959 That money's stopped me child benefit.Tough shit! I've had her all day anyway. 298 00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:04,279 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! The Government themselves 299 00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:08,159 have decided to retire me from the parenting game. 300 00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:10,919 She's your legal responsibility now, Yvonne. 301 00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:13,719 You can't go abandoning children, can you? 302 00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:16,839 Frowned upon in fostering circles, innit? 303 00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:18,479 Right... 304 00:21:18,480 --> 00:21:22,599 I'll give Debbie 40 a week - that'll cover the child benefit. 305 00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:24,759 You have Stella nine while six daytimes, 306 00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:27,199 I'll give you 2 an hour. 307 00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:28,359 2.50. 308 00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:30,159 2.2.40. 309 00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:32,159 2.2.30. 310 00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:34,159 I tell you what, how does 1.90 sound? 311 00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:35,239 2.20. 312 00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:35,959 1.80. 313 00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:38,079 All right. No, no, no. 2. 314 00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:39,199 1.70. 315 00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:43,199 Oh, fuck's sake, deal, deal! 316 00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:47,479 One man can make a difference. 317 00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:49,239 You've got an e-mail, Yvonne. 318 00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:51,559 "We would be most delighted 319 00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:55,239 "to put your two exciting new signings on tonight's guest list. 320 00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:59,239 "Best wishes for the forthcoming season. Marco." 321 00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:35,639 DANCE MUSIC PLAYS 322 00:22:47,120 --> 00:22:51,119 How's this for low profile? 323 00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:56,279 Good evening, gentlemen. 324 00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:25,039 What the fuck are you doing here? 325 00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:28,719 Same as any other self-respecting young, free, single millionaire footballer. 326 00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:32,399 Here to claim a free bottle of champers. What other celebrities are here tonight? 327 00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:33,399 You're not a celeb. 328 00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:35,479 The guest list will beg to differ, Mark. 329 00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:37,759 Except that fucking idiot's told 'em I'm Danish. 330 00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:40,439 Watch out - there's girls in here hooked to the tabloids, 331 00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:43,519 looking for dumb young footballers to fill full of coke, 332 00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:47,039 fuck senseless, and expose to the papers. 333 00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:51,039 Right, well, if any of them come asking, I'll be over there. 334 00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:58,719 MUSIC DROWNS SPEECH 335 00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:06,159 If you're waiting for me to beg for my life, 336 00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:10,239 I swear to you I won't. 337 00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:16,999 (WHIMPERING) 338 00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:45,679 (SNIFFING) 339 00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:49,679 (PADDY) I'm... 340 00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:55,039 ..I'm here to tell you I'm sorry. 341 00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:05,719 (I'm so sorry.) 342 00:25:12,580 --> 00:25:16,259 Ladies and gentlemen, can I just have your attention for a moment? 343 00:25:16,260 --> 00:25:19,339 We have a very special guest with us here tonight, 344 00:25:19,340 --> 00:25:23,339 all away from Ukraine, pop sensation Duma Paluma! 345 00:25:23,940 --> 00:25:27,939 CHEERING 346 00:25:33,820 --> 00:25:37,819 (EASTERN EUROPEAN ACCENT) There he is. 347 00:25:38,100 --> 00:25:40,059 As I am sure you all know, 348 00:25:40,060 --> 00:25:44,059 this is Danish international footballer Carlos Larsson. 349 00:25:45,020 --> 00:25:46,259 CHEERING 350 00:25:46,260 --> 00:25:48,939 He is very surprised for me to be here, 351 00:25:48,940 --> 00:25:52,939 as we have been together for four years tonight! 352 00:26:01,380 --> 00:26:04,699 You know, when I first saw him, 353 00:26:04,700 --> 00:26:08,699 he was playing in the final against Aberjaizan. 354 00:26:09,140 --> 00:26:13,139 In the very last minutes, he took the ball from his own goalposts, 355 00:26:13,500 --> 00:26:15,699 down the wing, shaking off defenders, 356 00:26:15,700 --> 00:26:17,459 and scored the winning goal! 357 00:26:17,460 --> 00:26:20,419 CHEERING 358 00:26:20,420 --> 00:26:24,419 The crowd picked you up and carried you on their shoulders, 359 00:26:24,700 --> 00:26:26,779 chanting, "Carlos! Carlos!" 360 00:26:26,780 --> 00:26:30,779 And then, you started to cry... 361 00:26:32,780 --> 00:26:35,259 ..like a little girl. 362 00:26:35,260 --> 00:26:36,939 And then... 363 00:26:36,940 --> 00:26:39,539 you pissed your pants. 364 00:26:39,540 --> 00:26:43,539 UPROARIOUS LAUGHTER 365 00:26:44,620 --> 00:26:48,619 And you were standing in front of all of those people, 366 00:26:50,140 --> 00:26:54,139 sobbing like a little girl, with pissed pants. 367 00:26:54,460 --> 00:26:56,099 I said then, 368 00:26:56,100 --> 00:27:00,099 "That is passionate man. 369 00:27:01,500 --> 00:27:05,499 "One day, I would dance with that man." 370 00:27:08,780 --> 00:27:11,299 Happy birthday to you! 371 00:27:11,300 --> 00:27:15,299 CHEERING # Happy birthday to you 372 00:27:16,180 --> 00:27:18,539 ♪ Happy birthday to you 373 00:27:18,540 --> 00:27:22,459 ♪ Happy birthday, Carlos Larsson 374 00:27:22,460 --> 00:27:24,979 ♪ Happy birthday to you! ♪ 375 00:27:24,980 --> 00:27:28,539 CHEERING 376 00:27:28,540 --> 00:27:32,539 MUSIC STARTS 377 00:27:36,980 --> 00:27:40,979 Na zdorovje! 378 00:27:41,580 --> 00:27:44,299 Fuck me! Why are you doing this? 379 00:27:44,300 --> 00:27:46,499 Er, famous footballer, Carlos Larsson! 380 00:27:46,500 --> 00:27:50,499 (EASTERN EUROPEAN ACCENT) Happy birthday, Manchester football boy! 381 00:27:53,260 --> 00:27:55,499 Ladies and gentlemen, can I get you any more drinks? 382 00:27:55,500 --> 00:27:59,499 Vodka! 383 00:28:00,260 --> 00:28:03,299 Where are you from in Denmark? 384 00:28:03,300 --> 00:28:07,299 (SCANDINAVIAN ACCENT) A little town, er, just outside of, er...Stockholm. 385 00:28:07,660 --> 00:28:11,659 You probably won't know it. I thought Stockholm was in Sweden. 386 00:28:16,860 --> 00:28:20,859 Well, yes, it is, um... a few miles from Sweden. 387 00:28:21,900 --> 00:28:25,899 Near IKEA?Yes. 388 00:28:26,460 --> 00:28:29,059 And you're from Ukraine? Oh, you know it? 389 00:28:29,060 --> 00:28:33,059 No.Then why the fuck you asking? 390 00:28:38,140 --> 00:28:41,739 MUSIC IS MUFFLED 391 00:28:41,740 --> 00:28:45,739 ZIP SLIDES OPEN 392 00:29:04,580 --> 00:29:07,419 You don't have much of an accent. 393 00:29:07,420 --> 00:29:10,899 Well, no, I've travelled around a lot, you know. 394 00:29:10,900 --> 00:29:14,899 Those girls, they are friends of yours? 395 00:29:15,140 --> 00:29:19,059 What, them? No, I've only just met 'em. Don't even know their names. 396 00:29:19,060 --> 00:29:23,059 Good. They remind me of wampires. 397 00:29:24,100 --> 00:29:27,139 Is it vee or wee in English? 398 00:29:27,140 --> 00:29:28,699 Vampires! 399 00:29:28,700 --> 00:29:32,699 No, it's wampires. You're right. 400 00:30:04,860 --> 00:30:06,339 PADDY LAUGHS 401 00:30:06,340 --> 00:30:08,419 They're both mental. 402 00:30:08,420 --> 00:30:11,899 As for Mandy, she's got herself a decent job, 403 00:30:11,900 --> 00:30:15,899 renting properties with her new fiance. 404 00:30:17,020 --> 00:30:19,939 They've got an engagement party tomorrow night at The Jockey. 405 00:30:19,940 --> 00:30:23,859 It's the pub that... ELECTRIC BUZZING 406 00:30:23,860 --> 00:30:27,859 ..Jamie, my eldest, runs. 407 00:30:28,380 --> 00:30:32,379 Nice. 408 00:30:44,260 --> 00:30:48,019 I've thought about you a lot. 409 00:30:48,020 --> 00:30:52,019 They call that Stockholm syndrome. 410 00:30:52,500 --> 00:30:56,499 And about Rachel. 411 00:31:00,660 --> 00:31:04,499 She was a good girl. 412 00:31:04,500 --> 00:31:08,499 Beautiful. 413 00:31:09,460 --> 00:31:12,579 She didn't hang out with the wrong sort. 414 00:31:12,580 --> 00:31:16,579 Ballet lessons, gymnastics, horse riding. 415 00:31:17,780 --> 00:31:21,779 Better schools. Extra tutoring. Never a minute spare. 416 00:31:26,300 --> 00:31:29,339 It was all thrown away... 417 00:31:29,340 --> 00:31:33,339 ..to die on the floor of a squat. 418 00:31:36,060 --> 00:31:40,059 A squat! 419 00:31:42,260 --> 00:31:45,859 Kids. 420 00:31:45,860 --> 00:31:48,499 Give them the opportunities you never had. 421 00:31:48,500 --> 00:31:50,099 Everything I never had. 422 00:31:50,100 --> 00:31:54,099 Not like me. I was pregnant and on my own at 19. 423 00:31:54,140 --> 00:31:58,139 Yeah?Mm-hm. 424 00:32:01,660 --> 00:32:04,459 Where is Mr Maureen? 425 00:32:04,460 --> 00:32:08,459 Oh, he's long gone. 426 00:32:09,380 --> 00:32:12,419 Yeah. 427 00:32:12,420 --> 00:32:15,979 You try keeping a man in your life with all that going on. 428 00:32:15,980 --> 00:32:19,979 They don't stay long, none of them. 429 00:32:21,620 --> 00:32:23,739 We didn't really see eye to eye 430 00:32:23,740 --> 00:32:27,739 when it came to keeping drug dealers tied up in the spare bedroom. 431 00:32:38,260 --> 00:32:42,259 So... 432 00:32:43,020 --> 00:32:47,019 Oh, sorry. 433 00:32:59,580 --> 00:33:01,619 He wasn't, um... 434 00:33:01,620 --> 00:33:05,619 he wasn't Rachel's dad or anything. 435 00:33:07,460 --> 00:33:11,459 Didn't really know her. 436 00:33:20,700 --> 00:33:24,459 Sooner or later... 437 00:33:24,460 --> 00:33:28,459 ..everybody runs away from me. 438 00:33:30,740 --> 00:33:34,739 Did Rachel run away?Yeah. 439 00:33:35,180 --> 00:33:39,179 Why do you think she did that? 440 00:33:39,260 --> 00:33:43,259 I don't know. 441 00:33:43,980 --> 00:33:47,739 Must've hurt. 442 00:33:47,740 --> 00:33:51,739 You pick up the pieces. 443 00:34:00,540 --> 00:34:02,499 You ever see her again? 444 00:34:02,500 --> 00:34:06,499 Um... Um...there was this one time she came... 445 00:34:06,900 --> 00:34:09,499 she came and called at the house, yeah. 446 00:34:09,500 --> 00:34:13,179 But... 447 00:34:13,180 --> 00:34:16,659 You didn't see her? 448 00:34:16,660 --> 00:34:20,659 Er...no, not quite. I did, um... yeah, I opened the door, but... 449 00:34:34,860 --> 00:34:38,859 Did you shut that door on her, Maureen? 450 00:34:39,980 --> 00:34:41,179 What? 451 00:34:41,180 --> 00:34:45,179 Did she come to you for help? 452 00:34:47,540 --> 00:34:50,579 She needed to learn that there were boundaries, 453 00:34:50,580 --> 00:34:54,579 and she couldn't come swanning back into my life with all that chaos. 454 00:34:54,700 --> 00:34:58,579 I'd moved on! 455 00:34:58,580 --> 00:35:02,579 I needed to show her I was serious! 456 00:35:06,580 --> 00:35:08,579 I didn't think that she'd... 457 00:35:08,580 --> 00:35:12,579 All this time, you've been looking for someone to blame. 458 00:35:16,740 --> 00:35:20,499 If I knew who was responsible for the death of my child, 459 00:35:20,500 --> 00:35:24,499 I'd personally deliver them to the gates of hell. 460 00:36:01,380 --> 00:36:05,379 MUSIC PLAYS Tune! 461 00:36:06,860 --> 00:36:10,859 FRANK LAUGHS DRUNKENLY Fucking bloke from the tabloid... 462 00:36:11,740 --> 00:36:12,979 ..says... 463 00:36:12,980 --> 00:36:16,979 "Cheers for the fuckin' video, mate, 464 00:36:18,060 --> 00:36:21,059 "but...there doesn't appear to be 465 00:36:21,060 --> 00:36:25,059 "any players from United called...Chesney! 466 00:36:27,180 --> 00:36:29,939 "But feel free 467 00:36:29,940 --> 00:36:32,859 "to send any other videos you may have 468 00:36:32,860 --> 00:36:36,459 "of you sucking off... 469 00:36:36,460 --> 00:36:40,459 "anybody!" 470 00:36:49,180 --> 00:36:53,179 Do you fancy coming upstairs, then? 471 00:36:54,180 --> 00:36:57,459 What's up with you?You. 472 00:36:57,460 --> 00:37:00,219 Why are you being all moody now? I thought we had a buzz. 473 00:37:00,220 --> 00:37:03,139 It was a laugh, being different people. 474 00:37:03,140 --> 00:37:07,139 But now you default to being the same reject from a Carry On film. 475 00:37:15,020 --> 00:37:17,259 Do you want to hear a theory? 476 00:37:17,260 --> 00:37:18,739 Carl... 477 00:37:18,740 --> 00:37:20,379 not as thick as he looks. 478 00:37:20,380 --> 00:37:21,939 Hmm! 479 00:37:21,940 --> 00:37:23,459 Hmm. 480 00:37:23,460 --> 00:37:27,179 It's a wild theory. If it's true, the universe might just implode. 481 00:37:27,180 --> 00:37:30,699 What if it's all a ploy to make you jealous?How? 482 00:37:30,700 --> 00:37:33,179 I might have been interested once, but now... 483 00:37:33,180 --> 00:37:36,379 Cos it did provoke a pretty extreme reaction. 484 00:37:36,380 --> 00:37:39,219 He might not have anticipated you turning up at the club. 485 00:37:39,220 --> 00:37:43,219 But since you did, all your cards are laid on the table. 486 00:37:43,220 --> 00:37:46,699 Any attempt at bluffing's meaningless. 487 00:37:46,700 --> 00:37:49,939 Get the fuck out of here! (IAN) Come on, Metal Micky. 488 00:37:49,940 --> 00:37:53,939 MEN CHEER DRUNKENLY 489 00:38:00,620 --> 00:38:03,179 BABY CRIES The wonder of nature, Bunty. 490 00:38:03,180 --> 00:38:05,779 A joy to be around. A gift. 491 00:38:05,780 --> 00:38:09,779 Yeah. It's a shame you never had any of your own. 492 00:38:09,900 --> 00:38:13,899 You can't put a price on spending time with your kids. 493 00:38:13,900 --> 00:38:17,899 But if you had to, how does 50 pence an hour sound? 494 00:38:18,300 --> 00:38:22,179 The RSPCA might not be prepared to give you a second chance, Bunty, 495 00:38:22,180 --> 00:38:24,979 but I will.Deal.Great. 496 00:38:24,980 --> 00:38:28,979 See you later. 497 00:38:30,020 --> 00:38:32,939 If I can give him a second chance, you should be able to. 498 00:38:32,940 --> 00:38:36,539 You can't go through with this. You've gotta call the engagement off. 499 00:38:36,540 --> 00:38:40,019 I'm trying to tell you something, and I don't know how to tell you it. 500 00:38:40,020 --> 00:38:42,899 Would this be the same thing you've been saying since I met him? 501 00:38:42,900 --> 00:38:46,899 No! Although I do think he's a cunt. I wish you'd never laid eyes on him. 502 00:38:47,860 --> 00:38:50,419 Have you any idea what it's like trying to move on, 503 00:38:50,420 --> 00:38:52,259 knowing that not even everyone you know 504 00:38:52,260 --> 00:38:54,579 but everyone you care about thinks you're a knob 505 00:38:54,580 --> 00:38:57,179 because of something they know fuck-all about? 506 00:38:57,180 --> 00:39:00,579 Any fucking idea how insulting to my intelligence that is? 507 00:39:00,580 --> 00:39:04,579 He fucked me! 508 00:39:05,900 --> 00:39:09,899 I'm pregnant. 509 00:39:20,780 --> 00:39:23,379 Karen... 510 00:39:23,380 --> 00:39:26,979 ..you need help. 511 00:39:26,980 --> 00:39:29,659 I think you might need to see someone. 512 00:39:29,660 --> 00:39:32,539 You're retreating into your own little fantasy world 513 00:39:32,540 --> 00:39:34,979 to compensate for your problems. 514 00:39:34,980 --> 00:39:36,899 Problems? 515 00:39:36,900 --> 00:39:38,739 Losing the baby. 516 00:39:38,740 --> 00:39:42,739 And I know you're not happy. 517 00:39:42,860 --> 00:39:46,179 Joe's told me about what happened... 518 00:39:46,180 --> 00:39:47,779 ..when you... 519 00:39:47,780 --> 00:39:51,779 You coming on to him at the football. 520 00:39:51,860 --> 00:39:55,739 I'm not angry. 521 00:39:55,740 --> 00:39:58,859 He's not angry. What the fuck are you talking about? 522 00:39:58,860 --> 00:40:02,859 Karen, it's not an admission of defeat to take some help. 523 00:40:04,220 --> 00:40:08,219 Do you know what? 524 00:40:08,220 --> 00:40:12,219 Just get the fuck away from me! I was trying to help you. 525 00:40:13,940 --> 00:40:15,579 Just do one! 526 00:40:15,580 --> 00:40:18,259 KNOCK AT DOOR 527 00:40:18,260 --> 00:40:22,259 Sorry. Mandy, phone for you. 528 00:40:24,380 --> 00:40:26,339 You're not gonna believe this. 529 00:40:26,340 --> 00:40:29,739 A woman's just called to say she's found a wallet 530 00:40:29,740 --> 00:40:32,779 with 300 quid in it, no ID, just a raffle ticket 531 00:40:32,780 --> 00:40:35,099 for a raffle at The Jockey pub, Chatsworth. 532 00:40:35,100 --> 00:40:38,979 Can I return it to the owner, or should she take it to the police? 533 00:40:38,980 --> 00:40:41,539 No!Serious! 534 00:40:41,540 --> 00:40:45,539 That could be someone's wages. Wages?Wages? That's a killer! 535 00:40:48,300 --> 00:40:50,339 OK. Attention, everyone! 536 00:40:50,340 --> 00:40:53,459 It's probably not worth asking, but has anyone lost a wallet 537 00:40:53,460 --> 00:40:55,499 with 300 quid... 538 00:40:55,500 --> 00:40:59,499 EVERYONE SHOUTS 539 00:41:02,460 --> 00:41:04,339 300 quid...raffle ticket... 540 00:41:04,340 --> 00:41:06,539 There is no wallet. She's winding you up. 541 00:41:06,540 --> 00:41:09,539 Seriously, I was just sat there, thinking, 542 00:41:09,540 --> 00:41:11,219 "I'll just get myself another pint." 543 00:41:11,220 --> 00:41:15,219 I put my hand in my pocket, thought, "Funny - where's my wallet?" 544 00:41:15,780 --> 00:41:19,779 I'm just... As if you'd buy a raffle ticket. 545 00:41:21,180 --> 00:41:25,179 How dare you?! 546 00:41:25,260 --> 00:41:29,259 Nice little engagement gift, that. Get back here with the dough, rapid. 547 00:41:29,300 --> 00:41:31,259 I can't be dealing with this engagement do 548 00:41:31,260 --> 00:41:32,459 and the family on my own. 549 00:41:32,460 --> 00:41:36,459 Thanks, mate.Hey. See you later. 550 00:41:44,900 --> 00:41:48,899 TAPPING 551 00:41:49,460 --> 00:41:53,459 And so, in the time-honoured tradition of the fairytale, 552 00:41:53,780 --> 00:41:57,659 it begins, "Once upon a time..." 553 00:41:57,660 --> 00:42:01,219 and ends, "..happily ever after." 554 00:42:01,220 --> 00:42:05,219 But...just like old Lenny Crabsticks sang in that song... 555 00:42:06,740 --> 00:42:10,739 sometimes it ain't over till it's over. 556 00:42:17,420 --> 00:42:19,299 Hello. I'm Mandy Maguire. 557 00:42:19,300 --> 00:42:23,299 We spoke on the phone earlier about the wallet. 558 00:42:27,890 --> 00:42:31,889 And the winning ticket is... number 76! 559 00:42:32,370 --> 00:42:36,369 Yeah, baby! 560 00:42:37,890 --> 00:42:41,889 Get on! Yeah! 561 00:42:50,510 --> 00:42:53,989 Hello, sweetheart. How are you? 562 00:42:53,990 --> 00:42:55,469 You all right? 563 00:42:55,470 --> 00:42:56,789 Mimi. 564 00:42:56,790 --> 00:43:00,789 That problem. I want you to know I've fixed it. 565 00:43:01,190 --> 00:43:02,789 Maureen? 566 00:43:01,790 --> 00:43:05,789 That psycho bitch was outside my house at 5 o'clock this morning, 567 00:43:06,310 --> 00:43:10,309 threatening to kill herself, screaming all over the estate, looking for you. 568 00:43:11,190 --> 00:43:13,229 You haven't sorted anything. 569 00:43:13,230 --> 00:43:17,229 You've just made things worse. Now you really will have to sort it. 570 00:43:17,510 --> 00:43:21,509 Joe's car's outside. They're here. 571 00:43:23,830 --> 00:43:27,389 Shhh! 572 00:43:27,390 --> 00:43:31,389 ALL CHEER 573 00:43:32,990 --> 00:43:36,989 Oh, shit, she's not with me. She won't be long. 574 00:43:46,710 --> 00:43:50,709 (Sighing) I'm, um... 575 00:43:51,670 --> 00:43:55,669 ..a friend of your father's. 576 00:43:57,470 --> 00:44:01,469 Are you Maureen? 577 00:44:01,790 --> 00:44:05,789 The one that kidnapped him? 578 00:44:08,270 --> 00:44:11,109 I just think it's about time we put this whole thing to bed, 579 00:44:11,110 --> 00:44:15,109 if you'll help me. 580 00:44:19,510 --> 00:44:23,509 I'll just go and see if the kettle's boiled. 581 00:44:34,070 --> 00:44:36,949 It's not fair. I took that call. She could have told me about it. 582 00:44:36,950 --> 00:44:40,509 300 quid? No way would I have told any of you fuckers! 583 00:44:40,510 --> 00:44:42,389 Why didn't she? I dunno. 584 00:44:42,390 --> 00:44:44,949 She specifically asked for Mandy Maguire. 585 00:44:44,950 --> 00:44:48,949 I should have just asked, "What's it regarding?" 586 00:44:52,350 --> 00:44:56,349 PHONE KEYS BLEEP 587 00:45:16,790 --> 00:45:20,189 QUIET HISSING 588 00:45:20,190 --> 00:45:24,189 Hello! Hello? 589 00:45:27,990 --> 00:45:30,709 HISSING 590 00:45:30,710 --> 00:45:32,229 PHONE RINGS 591 00:45:32,230 --> 00:45:36,229 SHE COUGHS 592 00:45:40,790 --> 00:45:44,789 Mandy, when you get this message, call your da as soon as possible, OK? 593 00:45:59,070 --> 00:46:03,069 Get out the fucking way! 594 00:46:09,110 --> 00:46:13,109 THEY COUGH 595 00:46:37,510 --> 00:46:38,869 Mandy! 596 00:46:38,870 --> 00:46:41,149 Mandy! Mandy! 597 00:46:41,150 --> 00:46:42,869 Are you in there? 598 00:46:42,870 --> 00:46:46,869 Dad! Dad! 599 00:46:47,350 --> 00:46:49,149 Dad! 600 00:46:49,150 --> 00:46:53,149 Mandy! 601 00:47:02,390 --> 00:47:06,389 No! 602 00:47:13,510 --> 00:47:17,509 GLASS TINKLES 603 00:47:23,870 --> 00:47:27,869 GLASS SMASHES 604 00:47:39,750 --> 00:47:43,349 (Kelly) "And Froggy said, 'What an adventure,' 605 00:47:43,350 --> 00:47:47,349 "as he yawned a big yawn and snuggled up in his bed to have lovely dreams." 606 00:47:48,590 --> 00:47:52,589 He won't go into the woods by himself again now, will he? 607 00:47:52,670 --> 00:47:55,629 That's little Froggy there, isn't it? He's got his mirror... 608 00:47:55,630 --> 00:47:57,789 (Sniffing) ..and his backpack. 609 00:47:57,790 --> 00:48:00,149 Do you know what that is? 610 00:48:00,150 --> 00:48:03,549 That's a duck, isn't it? 611 00:48:03,550 --> 00:48:07,549 Can you turn the page? 612 00:48:08,670 --> 00:48:12,669 That's it, you've got it. 613 00:48:16,030 --> 00:48:19,749 Mam and Dad are going to take the rest of the ashes back to Ireland. 614 00:48:19,750 --> 00:48:23,269 Scatter them in the Shannon. 615 00:48:23,270 --> 00:48:26,269 That's nice, mate. It's really thoughtful. 616 00:48:26,270 --> 00:48:29,109 You know I'm here for you. 617 00:48:29,110 --> 00:48:33,109 If you need anything... 618 00:48:45,950 --> 00:48:49,949 ♪ 'Tis the last rose of summer 619 00:48:52,030 --> 00:48:56,029 ♪ Left blooming alone 620 00:48:57,910 --> 00:49:01,909 ♪ All her lovely companions 621 00:49:05,590 --> 00:49:09,589 ♪ Are faded and gone 622 00:49:11,070 --> 00:49:15,069 ♪ No flower of her kindred 623 00:49:17,910 --> 00:49:21,909 ♪ No rosebud is nigh 624 00:49:29,510 --> 00:49:33,509 MANDY'S VOICE JOINS IN # To reflect back her blushes 625 00:49:36,470 --> 00:49:40,469 ♪ Or to give sigh for sigh 626 00:49:45,270 --> 00:49:49,269 ♪ I'll not leave thee, thou lone one 627 00:49:51,630 --> 00:49:55,629 ♪ To pine on the stem 628 00:49:59,390 --> 00:50:03,389 ♪ Since the lovely are sleeping 629 00:50:05,750 --> 00:50:09,749 ♪ Go sleep now with them 630 00:50:12,830 --> 00:50:16,829 ♪Most kindly I'll scatter 631 00:50:20,110 --> 00:50:24,109 ♪ Thy leaves on the bed 632 00:50:31,830 --> 00:50:35,829 ♪ Where thy mates of thy garden 633 00:50:39,390 --> 00:50:43,389 ♪ Lie scentless and dead. ♪ 634 00:51:00,790 --> 00:51:04,789 TAPPING 635 00:51:07,710 --> 00:51:09,509 Yee-hah! 636 00:51:09,510 --> 00:51:13,509 MUSIC: I'm Shipping Up To Boston by Dropkick Murphys 637 00:51:49,870 --> 00:51:53,189 ♪ I'm a sailor peg and I've lost my leg 638 00:51:53,190 --> 00:51:57,189 ♪ Climbing up the topsails I lost my leg... ♪ 639 00:52:10,750 --> 00:52:14,749 Fuck off. 640 00:52:20,070 --> 00:52:23,469 (Frank) 'November 1989.' 641 00:52:23,470 --> 00:52:27,349 Don't fucking touch me. 'The Stone Roses played Ally Pally. 642 00:52:27,350 --> 00:52:31,349 'Half of Manchester followed them down on coaches put on from Piccadilly. 643 00:52:33,150 --> 00:52:36,829 'Me and Monica took the kids. They were all there...' 644 00:52:36,830 --> 00:52:39,349 Fuck off! '..in the right place at the right time, 645 00:52:39,350 --> 00:52:43,349 'buzzing our tits off to the single most important band since the Beatles, 646 00:52:43,590 --> 00:52:47,589 'when, after standing here, some wrong 'un down the front 647 00:52:48,190 --> 00:52:52,189 'starts chanting, "Manchester, la, la, la, Manchester, la, la, la." 648 00:52:53,070 --> 00:52:55,749 'And Ian Brown just says to him, 649 00:52:55,750 --> 00:52:59,349 ' "It ain't where you're from, mate, it's where you're at. Right?" 650 00:52:59,350 --> 00:53:03,269 'That band could have changed the world. 651 00:53:03,270 --> 00:53:07,269 'It was theirs for the taking. They had it all. 652 00:53:08,550 --> 00:53:11,309 'It were just like Georgie Best 20 years earlier. 653 00:53:11,310 --> 00:53:15,309 'What could have been never was, and it broke our hearts. 654 00:53:16,630 --> 00:53:20,629 'Manchester, the world's first industrial ghetto. 655 00:53:21,230 --> 00:53:25,229 'It ain't where you're from, it's where you're at. 656 00:53:25,750 --> 00:53:29,749 'So 20 years on, this is where we're at. 657 00:53:31,670 --> 00:53:33,709 'Bon Viveurs R Us. 658 00:53:33,710 --> 00:53:37,589 'People round here make the most of the time they've been given, 659 00:53:37,590 --> 00:53:41,589 'and they know that life is unfair and all too brief. 660 00:53:42,670 --> 00:53:46,669 'All right, some of them might have had too many nipples and not enough teeth, 661 00:53:47,470 --> 00:53:50,629 'but when all's said and done, they're smart enough 662 00:53:50,630 --> 00:53:54,509 'to understand that one of the most vital necessities in life - 663 00:53:54,510 --> 00:53:58,509 'and death, for that matter - is they know how to throw a party!' 664 00:54:01,070 --> 00:54:04,349 (Paddy)Gallaghe-e-e-e-er! 665 00:54:04,350 --> 00:54:08,349 Scatter! 666 00:54:08,399 --> 00:54:12,949 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 50389

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