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Tickets this way
for the Chatsworth Express!
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Come and watch pikeys
making a mess of the lives
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they were given by him upstairs
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and kids they're convinced
aren't actually theirs.
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What sounds on earth could
ever replace kids needing money
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or wives in your face?
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Cos this, people reckon -
and me included - is why
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pubs and drugs were kindly
invented - to calm us all down,
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to stop us going mental.
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These are Chatsworth Estate's
basic essentials.
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We are worth every penny
for grinding your axes.
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You shit on our heads,
but you pay the taxes.
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Imagine a Britain without
Chatsworth buccaneers
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who'd come on your face
for the price of a beer.
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Make poverty history!
Cheaper drugs now!
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Make poverty history!
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Cheaper drugs now!
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Hey, hey, hey!
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Scatter!
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Party!
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(Monica) A very important
business person once said,
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if you do nothing in life,
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well, then you become nothing.
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You have to get out there
and make it happen.
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Come to think of it, it was
someone off The Apprentice.
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They got fired
in the first week, but...
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you get the point, don't you?
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It's up to you to get what you want.
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If all you want in life
is to be needed,
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then you have to
make yourself needed.
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Look out for people - help them
when they're struggling.
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Always try to do the right thing.
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Or, the best way to get people
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to want, need and love you
is to just stop short.
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From Marilyn Monroe
to Kurt Cobain, just...stop...short.
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Always...always leave them
wanting more.
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- Debbie! Stella.
- No way!
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My washer's broke!
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Again?!
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- Liam!
- On me way.
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Maxine, Carl - towels!
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It's like being on Ward 3C
all over again.
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- Maternity?
- Geriatrics.
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Norma!
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Fucking noise in this place!
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Oh! Quick, let us through!
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Can't you shit in a carrier bag
in the yard, you fucking tinker?
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I'm not here for the bog.
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Washer's broke.
Sorry we disturbed you.
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Where are you going?
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Jockey.
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No, but I made you breakfast!
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That's what we're gonna be talking
about today - storage and shelving.
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So let's get down to it.
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We're gonna start off
with panel boards.
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These pine panel boards,
put these together,
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will come in
at round about £7.50...
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- Shit off!
- Watch it, lad.
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What've you dug that out for?
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Me and Kell are making
us own porn, aren't we?
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Who'd wanna watch you two at it?
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We'll make a fortune!
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A picture is worth a thousand words.
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Make more than your
shit toss stories, anyway.
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Argh! I'll fucking kill ya!
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Pack it in, you two.
Stop arsing about!
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Paddy.
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Hiya! Sorry to...
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What the fuck you doin',
marching in here?
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Well, it was on the latch.
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Sorry, I didn't mean
to be any bother.
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I just wanted to drop this in.
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Well, it is today, isn't it?
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Yeah, it is.
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Thought so. Here you are.
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"Past is history, future's a mystery,
present's a gift."
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That's what it should've said.
I'm not very good at icing.
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Thanks. It's dead nice of you, that.
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And, don't worry,
I made it with raspberry jam,
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cos I know Paddy
doesn't like strawberry.
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Is he around?
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- Any minute now.
- Right.
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Well...
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I'd best leave you to it.
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Shall I chuck it?
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Don't be so ungrateful!
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Take it over there.
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And if you drop it,
I'll fucking drop you.
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Dad'll be back, I know it.
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Course he will -
it's our anniversary.
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He'd walk across broken glass
and swim seven seas
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and fucking sprout
fucking wings if needs be.
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He'll be here.
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Come on, will ya! I've got
a throat like a nun's chuff here.
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Whatever happened to
the 24-hour drinking culture?!
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Broken fucking dreams!
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CHEERING
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Thank fuck for that!
Come on, Luther, let us get past.
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- Sorry, Frank.
- What?
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Invited guests only.
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Private fucking function?
It's pissing down here!
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Oh, now it all adds up, dunnit?
Yeah, fucking Maguire conspiracy!
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We're not gonna take it!
This is our pub. We want it back!
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Come on, are you with me?
Come on, are you with me?
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Yeah, fuck off, will you, spaceman.
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I couldn't get his lighter.
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Oh, never mind. You got his fags!
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Ta-da! I heard the Jockey
was gonna be closed.
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You heard right.
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I thought... we could share 'em.
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You know what thought did, don't you?
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Fucking hell!
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Freemasons, golfers, magicians -
fucking Magic Circle cunts!
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Think they can just
put up a little sign
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saying "private" and that's it.
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They've got carte fucking blanche
to spend all night fisting each other!
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Private fucking function!
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Wedding anniversary, innit?
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Yeah, Mandy's put us
on the guest list.
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Guest list?
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'... take you,
Francis Vernon Gallagher...
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'to be my lawful, wedded husband.'
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PANICKED GASPING
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It's a free bar.
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HE MOUTHS SILENTLY
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- Where you off out?
- What's it got to do with you?
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Shopping. You want owt?
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Fags.
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You can't get what I need.
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You want something, you.
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Whatever it is,
you're not getting it.
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Out! Salga!
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Come on, get the fuck out now!
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Argh!
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You fucking madman!
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What the fuck...
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Get the fuck away from the car!
Do you want your bag? Su bolsa?
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Desea su bolsa?
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How long have you been in there?
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Are you listening to me?
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Are you fucking listening to me? Eh?
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Who the fuck are ya?
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Cap!
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Oh! Oh, yeah!
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Oh! Ooh!
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FUCK!
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Oh!
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Oh, for fuck's sake!
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Hang on a sec.
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Oh...
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Ah... Oh!
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Ah! Ooh! Ooh!
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SCREAMS LIKE
A NATIVE AMERICAN INDIAN
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Ah! Ah! Ah!
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AH! AH! AH!
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I could've been done for smuggling
or trafficking, whatever it is.
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You hid... a kid.
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INAUDIBLE
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MOUTHS
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You hid a fucking deaf kid
in the car!
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What am I supposed to do with him?
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Peg? Peg!
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Leave me alone.
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Read my lips and...
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Look, Danny...
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Your Auntie Peg asked me
to take you to your granddad's house.
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Fuck this.
I just meant to bring the car back.
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I didn't sign up for this.
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Do you think you can buy me?
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Come on.
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Oi. Oi! Oi, Danny!
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Oi, what you doing?
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That's the last one.
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- No.
- But...
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I do have another
little something for you.
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Oh, yeah?
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Whatever it is you want,
you're not getting it.
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PANTS FURIOUSLY
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You're not getting it!
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You're still not having it.
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That's it.
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GROANING
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♪ We're the very best at being bad
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♪ We're the very best
at being bad... ♪
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You all right there, darlin'?
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No!
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No.
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Must be all right -
you gave it to me.
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PIANO MUSIC PLAYS
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Sssh, sssh, sssh! Shush now.
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Please, stop.
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I can't.
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I can't, not any more.
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I just...
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Please!
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Stop.
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It's OK. It's OK.
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I think it's time.
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Time to stop.
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♪ Ooh-hoo
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♪ Nobody knows it
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♪ When I was down
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♪ I was your clown
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♪ Right from the start
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♪ I gave you my heart
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♪ Oh-oh, I gave you my heart... ♪
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Where the fuck is Dad?
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Still in Spain is my bet.
He'll be having a great time.
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Well, he needs to be here.
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If only for her sake.
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- Thank you! Cheers.
- Thank you.
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Thank you very much. Our next number
is one of my favourite songs...
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- Don't Go Breakin' My Heart!
- Not again.
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Again!
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CHEERING
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Guest list only.
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It's all right, he's with me.
I didn't mean...
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Just a bottle, please, Karen.
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♪ Don't go breaking my heart
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♪ I couldn't if I tried... ♪
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My very own John Holmes!
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Shane?
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- That's the end!
- The wardrobe.
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Little bastard!
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I'll kill him.
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Die!
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PANTING AND MOANING FROM UPSTAIRS
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I want a word wi' you!
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ALARM BLARES
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Suspected shoplifter
moving down escalator. Over.
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(Man) Could you give us a description?
Over.
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Suspect is heavily pregnant teenager.
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Black skirt, grey top, black jacket.
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'Scuse me, love. 'Scuse me!
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Help! My baby!
Someone's taken my baby!
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- It's all right!
- I turned round and she was gone!
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- What's she look like?
- Um... A baby!
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- Pram?
- Yeah.
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What colour? Quickly!
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Black. Er... bluey,
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greeny, reddy?
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Libby, where are you?
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OK, come on. Come on. Come on.
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MOANING AND PANTING
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I'm sorry.
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I just wanted to know
what everyone's doing,
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you know, when they go
to their bedrooms and...
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MOANING AND PANTING FROM UPSTAIRS
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Right, well, I'll best be
getting back to the Jockey, then.
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I'll catch you up.
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As soon as we've had a little chat
about the birds and the bees.
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MOANING AND PANTING
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Let me have it. Hey, Frank?
You gonna let me have it?
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- What is it? What do you want?
- Do you want me, Frank?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah...
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Say it.
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I fucking want you, Monica Gallagher!
Yeeaaahh!
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Oh, don't stop. Don't stop, Mon!
What you stopped for? Whoa!
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Whoa! What the fuck? Monica!
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If you have all your sweets at once,
you'll be sick.
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00:16:43,840 --> 00:16:45,432
You what?
262
00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:50,076
Always leave 'em wanting more!
263
00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:57,397
- It must be on the other camera.
- This is the other camera.
264
00:16:57,480 --> 00:16:59,994
- We'll have to call the police.
- No!
265
00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:02,559
Thank you.
266
00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:05,477
Hiya.
267
00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:08,437
I'm from next door...
268
00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:12,550
We've got a party to get to!
269
00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:53,753
GIGGLING
270
00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:03,038
What you doing?
271
00:18:03,120 --> 00:18:04,712
Letting the sunshine in!
272
00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:08,156
- You're mental.
- I'm not mental!
273
00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:12,153
He's a kid. You're trying
to seduce a poor little kid.
274
00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:13,309
I wasn't trying to...
275
00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:16,312
Hey, Mrs Mental,
curtsy before your queen,
276
00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:18,914
Queen Mental of the...
fucking mentalists!
277
00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:23,595
Oh, that's it, run away.
278
00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:26,873
I am not running away.
279
00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:29,474
I've got a party
to go to at the Jockey.
280
00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:31,790
Why didn't you say so?
281
00:18:49,360 --> 00:18:51,476
Have you got hollow legs
or something?
282
00:18:53,080 --> 00:18:54,513
Cheeky twat.
283
00:18:57,280 --> 00:18:58,235
I what?
284
00:18:59,880 --> 00:19:01,791
I talk? Speak?
285
00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:06,032
I speak sign. Do I speak sign?
286
00:19:06,120 --> 00:19:08,998
Why? Because I understand that?
287
00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:18,198
Come on, I got big plans.
288
00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:20,350
I made big plans tonight.
289
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:28,595
Yeah, great, I win again.
That's another 500 quid you owe me.
290
00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:41,713
You nutter.
291
00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:58,354
MUSIC: Insomnia by Faithless
292
00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:20,273
You all right?
293
00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:23,518
TURNS VOLUME UP
294
00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:26,034
You've been dreaming.
D'ya fall off a wall?
295
00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:55,076
And she says to the guy, "I'm here
about the clit-licking frog."
296
00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:57,913
And the guy turns around and goes,
"Bonjour, madame!"
297
00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,479
LAUGHTER
298
00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:04,833
Hey, can you sing
Over The Hills And Far Away?
299
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,719
I usually only like
that opera singer with cancer
300
00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:12,119
but this has grown on me.
301
00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:13,952
It's Paddy's favourite song.
302
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:16,713
♪ Cos nobody showed us... ♪
303
00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:18,916
TOILET FLUSHES
304
00:21:27,760 --> 00:21:29,193
There you are.
305
00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:33,312
- Y'all right?
- Yeah. You?
306
00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:34,879
Yeah.
307
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:38,919
- D'ya think Dad's all right?
- Yeah, he's all right.
308
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,798
How do you know?
309
00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:44,474
I'd have heard if he'd been
kidnapped, tortured,
310
00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:47,870
beaten or murdered.
I would hear these things.
311
00:21:50,120 --> 00:21:52,873
- So what is it, then?
- Another woman?
312
00:21:54,360 --> 00:21:56,749
- Happens all the time.
- Not to these two, it don't.
313
00:21:56,840 --> 00:21:58,831
They're solid as a rock.
314
00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:03,559
You don't...
315
00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:06,871
- He worships you.
- Could be another woman.
316
00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:12,995
Probably not, though, eh?
317
00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:32,873
There you go.
318
00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:36,396
Car and grandson delivered
safe and sound.
319
00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:46,749
Thank you.
320
00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:52,278
Thank you?
321
00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:57,996
No problem, mate.
You take care of yourself, yeah?
322
00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:10,273
Danny! Oi!
323
00:23:10,360 --> 00:23:11,475
Oi!
324
00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:13,994
Danny, how do you say goodbye?
325
00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:30,509
Are you Mormons?
326
00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:34,028
- No.
- You look like Mormons.
327
00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:38,518
Are you sure you're not Mormons?
328
00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:40,431
Yeah, I'm pretty sure, yeah.
329
00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:42,112
We don't want Mormons round here.
330
00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:45,988
Maybe her at number 28
will let you in
331
00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:49,516
but stay away from mine, number 16.
332
00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:52,592
And don't bother number 14 either.
333
00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:55,831
They've got a backward kiddy
living with them.
334
00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:59,390
And there's no point in
him knocking on there -
335
00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:02,392
the old fella that lived there
died last week.
336
00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:19,670
- Your tea.
- Thanks.
337
00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:23,551
- All right, Mon?
- Going for a bath?
338
00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:26,200
Aye. Running late an 'all,
with the washer.
339
00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:27,395
Off anywhere nice?
340
00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:31,792
Just the Maguire do at the Jockey,
you know? Are you not going?
341
00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:33,598
Haven't been invited.
342
00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:35,272
Just turn up. You'll be all reet.
343
00:24:35,360 --> 00:24:38,113
I'm sure nobody'll
notice you anyway.
344
00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:47,793
What was that for?
345
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:50,433
Old times.
346
00:24:54,320 --> 00:24:56,629
Well, you'd best go and get ready.
347
00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:03,073
See ya!
348
00:25:04,360 --> 00:25:06,669
CHEERING
349
00:25:06,760 --> 00:25:10,309
Thank you very much.
Right then, we've now reached
350
00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:12,914
a very special point
in the celebrations.
351
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,355
Oh, yes. Let's get
the happy couple up here.
352
00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:19,797
Come on, let's hear it
for Mimi and Patrick!
353
00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:23,270
Here she is! Come on.
354
00:25:23,360 --> 00:25:25,510
Here she is, darling.
355
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:27,397
She's a little cracker!
356
00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:30,597
Brace yourself, Mimi.
We've got a little surprise for you.
357
00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:33,836
CHURCH BELLS RING ON VIDEO
358
00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:37,435
So where's the lucky fella, then?
Where is he?
359
00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:39,351
Don't be shy, Patrick!
360
00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:41,476
Where are you, Patrick?
361
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:49,075
SOBS
362
00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:07,593
That's not the angle
WE filmed it from.
363
00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:09,159
Who else would have filmed us?!
364
00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:11,475
Ah.
365
00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:14,591
He wouldn't have done it on his own.
366
00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:16,716
Who else would have helped him?
367
00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:21,998
Proper dirty.
368
00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:36,676
I was only having a laugh! I was gonna
give you a cut and everything.
369
00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:38,159
Shane, please!
370
00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:40,157
I'm getting a headache.
371
00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:54,473
What time is it?
372
00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:03,071
Shall we?
373
00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:05,390
There's no point staying here.
374
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:18,398
Where is everybody?
375
00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:21,594
We could take it all.
376
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:25,275
Yeah, if we could walk
through locked doors.
377
00:27:25,360 --> 00:27:28,670
Every single thing.
We could fill your house with it!
378
00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:30,910
DOOR OPENS
379
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:32,433
Quick, someone's coming!
380
00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:06,799
Off out?
381
00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:08,632
Just getting some bread.
382
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:10,153
OK.
383
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:19,112
See you later, kid.
384
00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:43,639
♪ Home is where the heart is
385
00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:50,356
♪ I'm so glad you found your way
386
00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:57,957
♪ And should you find yourself
in disarray
387
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:04,358
♪ I've got a place in my heart
where you can stay
388
00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:12,391
♪ I made a space in my heart
where you may want to lay ♪
389
00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:30,315
Hello?
390
00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:33,834
Hello?
391
00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:36,433
Lan!
392
00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:38,954
- Yeah! You all right?
- I knew you'd come back.
393
00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:41,679
I'm only here for a couple of days.
394
00:29:41,760 --> 00:29:43,955
- This is Danny.
- All right.
395
00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:45,996
He's deaf.
396
00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:48,071
I've got an Xbox.
397
00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:53,311
There's a deaf girl in our school.
398
00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:57,233
Wanna kill some zombies?
399
00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:04,432
Where is everyone?
400
00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:05,999
The Jockey.
401
00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:08,435
Course.
402
00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:11,592
Except Debbie -
she's gone shopping with Max.
403
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:13,955
Who?
404
00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:17,476
And Mum - she's nipped out
for some bread.
405
00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:24,788
Bread?
406
00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:26,552
KNOCKING
407
00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:30,399
Hang on!
408
00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:34,109
- Lan? What are you doing here?
- I heard you banging.
409
00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:35,474
In lbiza?
410
00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:37,118
Monica's gone.
411
00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:38,394
Gone?
412
00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:41,756
Get everyone from the pub.
Tell 'em Monica's gone for bread.
413
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:43,193
Go on, quick!
414
00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:53,993
Mimi...
415
00:30:59,240 --> 00:31:00,559
Monica...
416
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:02,596
She wouldn't just go
like that, not again.
417
00:31:02,680 --> 00:31:04,796
Wonder if it's a bird
or a fella this time.
418
00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:07,155
CRIES
419
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:11,472
Past is history, future's a mystery.
420
00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:35,915
She's not fit to be called a mother.
421
00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:40,071
Well, we all knew
she'd fuck off again.
422
00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:41,275
Ssh!
423
00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:42,315
He needs to be told!
424
00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:45,551
What, like Deaf Boy needs
to be told his granddad's dead?
425
00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:46,629
BABY CRIES
426
00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:48,472
What am I supposed to do,
just tell him?
427
00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:50,118
"Good luck, Danny. Fuck off."
428
00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:51,633
It's what you did to us.
429
00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:53,790
Piss off!
That's completely different.
430
00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:58,396
It's good that you're back, kid,
you know, for... Stella and that.
431
00:31:58,480 --> 00:32:01,916
I'm not staying, and I'm not gonna
be stuck here looking after kids.
432
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:04,355
- But I should?
- They're your kids!
433
00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:06,874
What was that for?!
434
00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:09,992
He said Mum's gone.
435
00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:16,191
- And you told him?
- His granddad's dead.
436
00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:22,588
Danny!
437
00:32:23,640 --> 00:32:27,713
Danny! It's all right.
It's all right.
438
00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:29,279
It's all right.
439
00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:34,073
It's all right.
440
00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:42,519
Come here.
441
00:32:44,280 --> 00:32:47,511
Wouldn't it be great
if all the clothes in here were ours?
442
00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:50,194
Lt'd be like the best thing
in the world ever.
443
00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:55,558
Yeah, but when and where
would we wear any of it?
444
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:58,757
Down the Jockey
or outside the chip shop?
445
00:32:58,840 --> 00:32:59,795
Mmm.
446
00:32:59,880 --> 00:33:02,348
It's just all so...
447
00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:05,352
- Not us?
- Yeah, it's not us.
448
00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:07,192
Well, someone must like this stuff.
449
00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:12,950
Someone does.
450
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:21,914
I don't want to see you
here again, all right?
451
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,638
Don't worry, you won't.
452
00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:28,958
Has anyone ever told you
453
00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:30,678
- you look like one of the Sugababes?
- No.
454
00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:31,829
Well, you do.
455
00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:34,070
- Really?
- Mm-hm.
456
00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:36,913
If you went a little bit higher
with your blusher,
457
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:38,638
you'd get more definition.
458
00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:40,517
Max!
459
00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:45,431
LAUGHTER
460
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:54,595
Did you know?
461
00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:56,193
'Kin' hell!
462
00:33:56,280 --> 00:33:57,918
- Did ya?
- What?
463
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:00,116
Paddy and Monica. Did you know?
464
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:03,431
- Paddy and Monica?
- They're together, aren't they?
465
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:07,195
Paddy... and Monica?
466
00:34:08,240 --> 00:34:10,071
Paddy and Monica?
467
00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:14,829
Paddy and Monica?!
468
00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:29,793
I'm not coming in. I can't.
469
00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:34,556
I fly back out tomorrow and...
I don't want to do this, sorry.
470
00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:38,474
I've got to get off, be myself -
no responsibility, you know?
471
00:34:43,240 --> 00:34:47,119
Yeah, you did that. You might
well look sheepish, you twat.
472
00:34:50,240 --> 00:34:51,195
What?
473
00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:55,714
I'll call your auntie
and tell her what happened.
474
00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:57,950
You take care of yourself,
all right?
475
00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:06,155
Yeah, and you!
476
00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:08,788
Yeah, whatever.
477
00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:10,518
Whatever.
478
00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:25,196
She's always been a bit...
479
00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:26,633
Ioose.
480
00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:31,715
I think she had a thing with
the midwife when Carl was born.
481
00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:33,916
Paddy.
482
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:36,560
Paddy had a "thing" once...
483
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:40,792
...before we were married.
- But you were together?
484
00:35:40,880 --> 00:35:41,915
Yeah.
485
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:45,629
I don't think he even kissed
this other girl or anything...
486
00:35:45,720 --> 00:35:48,280
but he...
487
00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:49,952
he thought about it.
488
00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:55,195
He swore to me he wasn't interested
in her, but I smelt it on him.
489
00:35:56,800 --> 00:35:59,030
Then I said to him,
"You ever think about it again,
490
00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:02,078
"think about another woman,
491
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:06,392
"then I just want you to go with her.
Don't ever come back, just go."
492
00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:14,159
He's not with Monica.
493
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:16,795
How d'you know?
494
00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:21,870
I bet she'd want to be with him,
but Paddy wouldn't want to be with her.
495
00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:26,393
You're a woman.
496
00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:30,591
Monica's a child.
497
00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:49,276
ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
498
00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:16,157
Oh aye, where the hell
have yous two been, eh?
499
00:38:16,240 --> 00:38:17,559
Er... shopping.
500
00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:20,679
Did we miss anything?
501
00:38:23,160 --> 00:38:24,149
No.
502
00:38:35,560 --> 00:38:37,915
(Screaming) NO-O-O-O!
503
00:38:41,240 --> 00:38:43,196
BABY CRIES
504
00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:51,588
I'm that hungry I could eat me face.
505
00:38:52,720 --> 00:38:54,551
Chips!
506
00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:55,595
Leave it, Carl!
507
00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:58,433
- It's mine, Norma!
- It's the last slice.
508
00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:01,272
There's never any bread!
509
00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:09,793
Airport, yeah?
510
00:39:17,520 --> 00:39:19,351
LOUD MUSIC ON RADIO
511
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:22,079
Can you turn it down, mate?
512
00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:23,354
'Scuse me!
513
00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:05,715
Danny?
514
00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:09,955
Not that you can hear me...
515
00:40:11,080 --> 00:40:12,479
What am I supposed to do?
516
00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:46,034
Fuck!
517
00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:48,309
FUCK!
518
00:40:51,320 --> 00:40:54,915
What the fuck are you doing,
you mental bastard?!
519
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:57,878
You completely shit me up.
520
00:40:59,240 --> 00:41:01,629
I thought you were fucking dead,
you dickhead.
521
00:41:01,720 --> 00:41:03,995
Yeah, you're a dickhead.
522
00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:08,916
I can guess what that means.
What are you doing?
523
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:10,228
A bath?
524
00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:12,311
What, lying under water?
525
00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:19,508
Safe? You feel safe?
526
00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:28,758
Get dressed.
I'll get you something to eat.
527
00:41:42,440 --> 00:41:43,873
You're welcome.
528
00:41:46,560 --> 00:41:48,232
You're welcome?
529
00:41:50,720 --> 00:41:52,597
You're welcome?
530
00:41:55,120 --> 00:41:57,793
It's not for ever, d'you understand?
531
00:41:57,880 --> 00:41:59,598
I spoke to your Aunty Peg,
532
00:41:59,680 --> 00:42:04,276
and as soon as she can get someone
to take over from me, I'm off, OK?
533
00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:09,318
I don't want to be stuck with you
for the rest of my life.
534
00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:13,670
You don't want to be stuck with me?
535
00:42:14,760 --> 00:42:16,113
You're such a twat.
536
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:30,995
Liam!
537
00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:32,513
On me way.
538
00:42:32,600 --> 00:42:34,477
BABY CRIES
539
00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:38,034
Y'all right there?
540
00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:43,838
- All right, kid?
- Yeah, I am now.
541
00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:47,549
Whoa, whoa, whoa, give us a break.
I've had a right night of it.
542
00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:50,279
Yeah, and morning!
Where've you been?
543
00:42:52,560 --> 00:42:53,754
Erasure?
544
00:42:53,840 --> 00:42:55,637
CHEERING
545
00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:02,072
Nowhere.
546
00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:05,630
She's had her breakfast and lunch.
Just needs her nappy doing.
547
00:43:05,720 --> 00:43:08,917
Aw, I'm shattered,
can someone else do it?
548
00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:14,315
What are you skriking at?
549
00:43:43,840 --> 00:43:46,877
(Monica) We all want to be remembered
after we've gone, don't we? '
550
00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:49,598
Good night.
551
00:43:50,880 --> 00:43:54,555
And if you haven't got anyone
who'll put a plaque on a bench for you,
552
00:43:54,640 --> 00:43:56,631
then you've got to work harder.
553
00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:03,272
You've got to learn
to do the right thing.
554
00:44:05,240 --> 00:44:08,038
Care for people, help them.
555
00:44:13,280 --> 00:44:14,759
Cos if you don't...
556
00:44:14,840 --> 00:44:19,311
Then maybe no-one
will remember you.
557
00:44:25,560 --> 00:44:27,198
Ah, you filthy fuck, you.
558
00:44:28,480 --> 00:44:31,711
Go on, get the fuck out.
I'll kick your arse, you filthy git.
559
00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:35,349
COUGHING
Go on, get the fuck out!
560
00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:50,876
CAR HORNS TOOT
561
00:45:00,480 --> 00:45:02,038
CHILDREN SING
562
00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:04,509
♪ We could've been anything
that we wanted to be
563
00:45:04,600 --> 00:45:08,832
♪ But don't it make
your heart glad... ♪
564
00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:10,797
SCREAMS
565
00:45:13,520 --> 00:45:17,229
♪ We're the very best
at being bad... ♪
566
00:45:27,040 --> 00:45:30,476
Maybe no-one will care
if you lived or died.
567
00:45:30,560 --> 00:45:32,039
SEAGULLS CRY
568
00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:33,712
Do your bit,
569
00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:36,951
make yourself worth something
and then get out quick
570
00:45:37,040 --> 00:45:38,553
before they take the piss.
571
00:45:38,640 --> 00:45:42,189
And always, always...
572
00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:45,989
leave 'em wanting more.
573
00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:30,555
PANTING
574
00:46:30,640 --> 00:46:32,119
Oh! Oh!
575
00:46:32,200 --> 00:46:35,317
Oh! Oh! Oh!
576
00:46:39,600 --> 00:46:40,919
Oh! Oh!
577
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:42,956
Ohh!
578
00:46:43,006 --> 00:46:47,556
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