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Previously on "All Stars"...

We've arisen from the dead.

Goop.

I had chosen
to send home Valentina.

- Valentina.
- Ooh, girl.

We're having
a lip sync LalapaRuza.

Girl, gag.

Four queens that were eliminated

are about to lip sync
against four queens

that are still
in the competition

to try to take our spots.

I think Latrice
is gonna pick me.

You think so?

Monique
might have won the battle,

but I'm going to win the war.

- [laughs]
- Aah!

[gasps]

Oh!

Oh-ho! [laughs]

This is the gay Super Bowl.

Jasmine, my beautiful Farrah,
Gia Gunn, sashay away.

Latrice Royale,

shantay, you stay.

Monique Heart,

shantay, you stay.

[cheers and applause]

Come on, girl.

Aah!

Girl, cocktails.

Baby, it feels amazing
to be back.

Even though Ru saved Monique,

my point was made.

I got revenge, redemption,

and this time around,
ain't no child's play.

I came here to step my pussy up,

and I want my crown.

Listen, I know we should all
have a big old toast.

Bitch, that motherfucking
lip syncing was everything.

[cheers]

The five of y'all
fucking turned it, girl.

Like, gag.

What I wanna know, bitch,
is how does it feel

for both of you whores
to get to stay?

I'm all about it,

because I know this ho
was gonna fight for her life,

and she wasn't
goin' nowhere, bitch.

And then you, being like
I don't give a fuck

if it's
a motherfucking Latrice,

I'm gonna do the reveal
upon the reveal upon the reveal

and give it my all.

Girl, this was herstory.

So Latrice is back.

I guess she got
her redemption moment.

Cute.

I am mo-ti-vated,

and every single thing
that I do from here out

I'm attacking it
with everything I have,

because I'm not goin' nowhere,
no how.

Okay, thank you,
Latrice Royale.

Sorry, I'm fierce, too.

- I'm here to stay.
- [laughs]

I'm going to win
this entire competition.

And being that
there was two girls

that were ready
to send me home last week--

Oh, wait, do you have
some feelings about that?

Sending me home doesn't
make sense with my fantasy.

- [all laugh]
- Like it doesn't, it doesn't...

Her fantasy.

She could stay home
and just have the fantasy.

- [all laugh]
- Oh, yeah.

I am now at a point
where people don't want me here.

Two lipsticks were mine.

I'm angry at the situation.

I'm still fighting, though.

I'm not giving up.

So "All Stars" rules
are back in session.

That means you gotta
step your pussy up.

That's it.

Your pussy
gotta be fresh and tight

- and you gotta look right.
- I'm fresh.

Hello?

Just means
that no one here...

- Is safe.
- Is safe.

- Except for Manila and Monét.
- No.

Bitch, you're drinking
a cocktail, honey.

That time has passed.

Take that girdle off.

It's cutting off the air supply,
bitch, okay?

[laughs]
This is exhausting.

We are back at seven girls.

I think we all are good
contenders for the crown.

So now it's time to really start
to separate from the pack.

Ooh, I get to move back
in my apartment. Yay!

But Latrice definitely
has a tricky game ahead of her.

If you are eliminated
and you come back,

bitch, you need to be at the top
every single week.

Any time that she slips
or stumbles or falls,

I think it'll be justification
to send her home.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

The winner of "RuPaul's
Drag Race All Stars"

receives a one-year supply

of Anastasia Beverly Hills
cosmetics,

a coveted spot
in the Drag Race Hall of Fame,

and a cash prize of $100.000.

With extra-special guest judges
Susanne Bartsch and Rita Ora.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

♪ May the best woman ♪

♪ Best woman win ♪

[sings fanfare]

Latrice Royale.

It's another day.

We have more queens
than we're supposed to have,

but I don't care, because
my girl Latrice is back.

Valentina, no thank you.
We don't accept that.

Latrice motherfucking Royale
is back in the house.

But there's been a herstory
of girls who come back,

and they go right back home.

So I need to slay
this challenge.

I can't come back
and then be sent home.

Yeah, no, what the hell is that?

There's definitely
more twists coming.

- Always.
- You think so?

Oh, girl.
[alarm]

- Here we go.
- See?

She done already
done had herses.

Hey, All Stars.

Night time is the right time.

So if you wanna pop some bottles
to the Drag Race Hall of Fame,

you better walk up
into the club purse first.

- Ahh.
- Oh.

- Bitch, is Bob gonna be here?
- [laughs]

Maybe we're gonna go
to a strip club,

an all-male strip club.

[laughs]

Hello, hello, hello.

- Ooh.
- Look at that. Yeah.

Ladies, now, back in the day
in New York City,

I was discovered by
club impresario Susanne Bartsch,

when she hand-picked me to emcee

at her night at the world-famous
Club Copacabana.

- Ooh.
- Yeah.

Now, this was the era

when clubs like Pyramid
and Danceteria

ruled downtown nightlife.

And to this day, drag queens

have kept the nightlife scene
alive around the globe.

Now, for this week's
maxi challenge,

working in teams,

you'll create and host
your own legendary club night.

Oh.
[applause]

I feel like
this is gonna be fun.

I grew up in the club, girl,

sneaking into the club
at 12, 13 years old

without my parents' knowledge.

So I know a good club,

and I think I can shine
in this challenge.

Each team is responsible
for every detail,

from the name, to the décor,

the entertainment,
down to the signature cocktail.

- Wow.
- Ooh.

And don't forget
to put Michelle Visage

and Carson Kressley
on your VIP list.

Plus our extra-special
guest judges,

singer, actress, and TV host
Rita Ora will be here.

[cheers and applause]

And the queen of clubs
herself,

Susanne Bartsch will be here.

[cheers and applause]
And at the break of dawn,

the queens who've created
the most iconic,

unforgettable club experience

will win...

a couple of drink tickets.

[all laugh]

Now, to help
with your club décor,

you can use materials
from the F&S Fabrics wall.

- Lovely.
- Yeah. Okay.

Now, as a welcome-back gift,

Latrice Royale, you get
to pair up the queens

and then join
the team of your choice.

All right, Latrice,

who are you pairing up first?

Uh...

Monét and Monique.

Excuse me, Trinity.

[all laugh]

And then we'll have Trinity...

with Manila.

- Cool.
- All right, yeah.

Which means Valentina
is paired with Naomi.

Yay.

So Latrice, which pair
will you be joining?

We worked so well last time.

[all laugh]

I'm going to go
with Manila and Trinity.

- Yeah.
- All right.

Very wise.

[all laugh]

All right, party girls.

Start your engines,

and may the best All Star win.

[cheers and applause]

You ready to make a club?

Yeah, girl, I'm so excited.

This week, we get to design
our own legendary club night.

I'm paired with Naomi Smalls.

This is gonna be
the perfect match.

We're both young, we're both
fashion, we're both fun.

Well, is she fun?

You're glam, I'm glam.

They're old, we're young.

You're skinny, I'm sometimes
skinny when I want to,

when I'm not drinking too many
French vanilla fantasies.

[slurps]

Ahh.

What if the theme
is being a model?

Club Diva, where you can be
queen for the night.

Divas. Divas.

Because you, too,
should feel like a queen.

There are so many aspects
of this challenge.

Is this a design challenge,
is it a comedy challenge,

is it a promoter challenge,
or is it a host challenge?

It's all of it.

The way my mind is going
and the way that I'm feeling,

it's too many things at once.

Our décor.

Let's keep it
really fresh and modern.

Fresh, modern, clean.

Interior illusions lounge
meets--

Modern-day disco.

Ooh, I like that.

Let's have like a nod
to Studio 54.

So 54, we can use a number.

What's the best number to use?

Uh, 69.

69.

Yeah, it could be
a little too expected.

[gasps]

- [laughs]
- Oh, my God.

Let me take a sip
of my French vanilla fantasy.

I just felt the fantasy.
Hold up, hold up, hold up.

Valentina lives
in a whole 'nother world

where it's run
by French vanilla fantasy,

champagne, and red M&Ms.

I'm entertained
by all the weirdness.

But the fact that
we've never worked together

is kind of scary,

and I'm not sure
how this is gonna turn out.

Instead of it being Club 69,

where it's like
they're so like horny

that they're like
facing each other,

at this club,
people are so bougie,

they're facing
away from each other.

Club 96.

- Yeah.
- Oh, that's cute.

Like it's still sexual,
but bougie.

- Okay.
- Like...

Okay.

I just hope
we can pull it together,

because I need to win this week.

I really need to win this week.

[slurps]

Club name.

I'm thinking
we should do a spacey thing,

like very, like, new futuristic.

Something like The Black Hole.

The Black Hole, I live.

Where anything goes.

- Yes.
- You know what I mean?

Yes. We're really trying

to think a little bit
outside of the box,

because most of these parties
have done before,

just recycled
in a different fashion.

So how can we do something
and put a spin on it?

So we go with The Black Hole.

Why? Because it's
the mystery, the unknown.

Stunning.

The music's gonna be
out of this world.

You know, very that.

What if we had--what's those
Bill Nye, the Science Guy--

- Oh, like science beakers?
- Science beakers.

That'll be cute, too.
I'm into that.

What if we had an alien baby?

- Oh, my God.
- Area 51.

You can take a picture
of the space baby.

- Slimed.
- Where we getting slime from?

- We can make it.
- [laughs]

So our nightly performance--

wait, space, Men In Black.

Orion's Belt.

Everyone comes
to walk the belt.

Girl.

I'm excited.
I'm really excited now.

[laughs]

Do you guys have any ideas?

Well, I brought a costume
that's yellow and black,

and then I noticed
in your closet

you have a costume
that's yellow and black.

Mm-hmm.

I was thinking
yellow and black,

bumblebees, like a beehive.

Beehive.

I have a fabulous
beehive updo.

See? I mean, it's just--
it's like perfect.

We should have a VIB.

Oh! For Very Important...

- "Beeyotches."
- "Beeyotches."

[all laugh]

So before I was on
"RuPaul's Drag Race,"

hello, worked
as a graphic designer, so...

Hello. I may or may not
have known that.

[all laugh]

So what we need to do is we
need to plan everything evenly

so everybody
has a chance to shine.

But this is
a design challenge,

and this is something
that I can do,

so I'm going to like
outshine you guys in that way.

So do not
fade into the background.

Oh, I'm not--well,
I'm not going to do that.

I mean, we all have something

that we've brought to the table.

Also, we have Latrice Royale
at our club.

You do. You do.

Please, everyone's
gonna show up.

[laughs]

I feel like our team in theory
is a dream team.

You have three
very established entertainers.

Hosting a club night
is what we do.

But Latrice has not done good
in this competition

and went home
in a group challenge.

So I'm a little nervous

that I am going
to have to work extra hard

to pull my weight and then some.

I'm not gonna go home
because of her.

Queen Bee.

- Will you be Queen Bee?
- I will be Queen Bee.

Aah!

- Oh, I love it.
- Whoo.

We have painting clothes.

Awesome. Yes.

We're getting ready to host
our legendary club night.

Showtime realness.

This is like
nine challenges in one.

We have to come up
with a concept,

we have to come up with
the entertainment,

and we have to
decorate this bitch.

And then we actually
have to paint it ourselves.

Wait a minute.
I thought you had a budget.

No? Okay, cute.

- Lovely, guys.
- Valentina looks ridiculous.

Like, bitch,
how you painting in that?

We don't even reach, girl.

We want them to say, damn,
these bitches can paint.

Not just the mug.

Little do y'all know

she asked me if I wanted
to wear the same outfit.

And I was like,
girl, I'm good. [laughs]

I would love to get down,
but...

Girl, does she fit?

[all laugh]

She is fucked.

- Girl, she ain't goin' on.
- No, ma'am.

She ain't goin' on.
She looks--

- Bend your arm.
- Oh, my God.

- Your arm is stuck.
- Way back there?

Oh, hell, no.

Trying to help Latrice
get in this painting smock

is like trying to stuff
a bunch of presents

in a Christmas stocking.

[all laugh]

I can't stand up.

Two pigs rolling around
in a blanket.

Girl, she's breaking
into a full sweat, bitch.

Me and Monique,

we are taking this challenge
seriously.

We are not fucking around

or painting
on somebody's shoulders.

We're not playing with
the little paint-onesie things.

We are getting down to business,

'cause, girl, the bottom line
is one person is going home,

and it shan't be one of us.

How are we
supposed to do this--

Are we supposed--
like which way do you go?

Up and down, girl.

But I've seen people do it
left to right.

That's not the right way.

- Who says?
- Jesus.

Okay, so those'll be like
big hexagon shapes.

- I love it.
- Yeah.

And I think we can probably
go all the way to about here.

So one more row?

Or like half--
like even like a half a row.

You be looking crazy
over there, girl.

- Because I'm like--
- Girl, you on your--

I'm very visual, like.

This is exactly
what you look like.

[laughs]

So this is a really important
challenge for me to excel at.

I have my friend Latrice
back in the game,

and it's very important for me
to make sure that she shines

and that she is back
in this competition for good.

Oh, this is
gonna be pretty, dawg.

Look how that light
coming off of there, though.

Girl, this looks better
than the Mona Lisa.

Maybe we should
honestly just...

Like what?

Aah! My manicure!
Does this come off?

I am stressed because
we have silver walls,

but that's about it.

Like I don't have a script.

I don't have an idea

of why people
are coming to our club.

And I don't have a partner

who's really
helping me figure it out.

What we could make part of skit

is that we took so long
putting this club together,

like we actually painted
these walls ourselves.

Yeah.

It's more than just the look.

We have to entertain, and we
have to have something ready

for the judges to critique.

And if it's just going to be
a silver room,

then my ass is fucked.

You have paint on your face.

Does paint come off of skin?

Fuck!

Okay. [sighs]

I'm just overwhelmed.

Painting is a lot of work.

And then on top of that,

we're being judged
on our hosting abilities,

and I'm an artist.

I'm really trying
to find the inspiration,

so I have to pull it back,
reflect.

It takes time.

Is than an incubator?

Yeah.

For who?

We have a live alien in there.

[gasps]

It's the alien meet-and-greet?

[laughs]
Alien meet-and-greet.

Bitch, I don't want to go
to no motherfucking alien club.

Tacky. Ugly. Eew.

It's very Winnie the Pooh.

Some bee club.

Tacky. Eew. No.

Don't want to be there.

Aah!

My club is gorgeous.

It's stunning.
I believe in it.

And I know that my process
of working was different.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, that's hot.

But my process
is what makes me a star.

Oh, yes. I live.

I'm gonna be me and we're
gonna be the winning team.

Huh!
[both laugh]

I am so excited

because we're about to debut
our legendary club night,

and, bitch, this is what I do.

I'm a business mogul.

I understand what it takes

to create and have
a successful event.

Honey, Club Hive
is about to bee what?

Off the chizzy, beeyotches.

Yes, sir.

All right.

We gotta do this.
We're gonna turn it out.

- We--I'm so excited.
- Yeah.

Honestly, what I want to do,
makeup on,

get to work, work on
my everything, get it.

Mm-hmm.
Get your character down.

- Oh...ah...
- Yeah.

Susanne Bartsch.
Oh, my God.

The mother of parties.
You know what I'm saying?

Like this bitch
is gonna be at our club.

That's awesome.

The judges
are literally integrated

- into our fucking game.
- Yeah.

So if they don't have
a good time, bitch,

they're like,
what was this shit?

- Hey, Monique, Monét.
- Yes, ma'am.

Y'all have done a lot
of challenges together.

How's that feel?

Monique and I have
a familiarity with each other,

which makes it easier to finish
each other's sandwiches,

you know what I'm saying?

That's nice.
That's real nice.

One's always at the top,
one's at the bottom,

so let's see
how this one pans out.

Henny.

Working with Valentina
was great.

[laughs]

Girl.

I know I'm a lot.

It's like a privilege,
but like a curse.

- Oh!
- I feel like we definitely have

different ways
about going about things.

So that means
if you're in the bottom,

you're throwing her
under the bus.

No, not at all.

We both have different ways
of going about it.

I was kind of more in the sense
of like let's get it done.

Like, let's make it happen.

But I found myself
doing a lot of the work.

She pretty much took over
and took charge.

Like she was the dominant one,
for sure.

Oh, so, okay.

- But I wouldn't say by choice.
- Oh.

[laughs]

I just work so differently
as an artist,

but now we've gotten to a point

where we both believe
in what we've worked on.

It's both of our idea,
and it reflects both of us.

But, yes, Naomi did do
if not all, most of the writing.

Thank you, Naomi, because
you really got us to a place

where now we're
fucking fierce, bitch.

Latrice, girl, how you feeling
over there, mama?

Baby, I feel like a winner.

Amen.

Like, I really do.
I feel good.

I'm wearing my favorite thing
for the runway.

- Word.
- Oh, my God.

I feel really excited.

It's really awesome,

because everybody's just like
showcasing their strengths.

This is what we do.

Latrice is a force
to be reckoned with,

and she has a humongous
following of fans

that love and adore her.

But in this competition,
I just don't feel like

she's like living up
to what she is capable of.

This could be her last chance.

You a big-ass bitch.

Make it known, honey.

So it's official.

Everyone has officially
been in the bottom here.

Manila hasn't been bottom two.
She's the only one.

You've never been up
for elimination.

And I hope
to keep it that way.

Okay. [laughs]

How are people feeling about
the process of elimination?

I don't know.

My stance hasn't changed.

I want to beat the best,

so who I think
is the strongest competition

is who I would want to stay.

Thanks, Trinity.

[all laugh]

It's time
for Drag Race After Dark,

where you've got VIP access

to the hottest clubs
from Tokyo to Tuckahoe.

Tonight, a tour
of New York's queen of scenes,

with extra-special party guests
Michelle Visage,

Carson Kressley, Rita Ora,
and club queen Susanne Bartsch.

Let's go.

First, let's get lost
in The Black Hole

with Monét X Change
and Monique Heart.

Hello, world.

Hello, America.

- My name is Monique Heart.
- And I'm Monét X Change.

And welcome to The Black Hole.

When you think
of a black hole,

no one knows what's there.

So we wanted to do a party

that really personifies
the mystery, the unexpected.

The design and the aesthetic,
very space,

very intergalactic
and futuristic.

Wanted to align the walls with
stars and galaxies and planets.

You know what I mean?

We have Saturn, we have Pluto,
and we have Her-anus.

I thought it was yours.

- No, yours, bitch.
- Okay.

Well, I saw yours last week
at The Black Hole, girl.

This is a live alien baby
in an incubator.

I mean, you can actually
put your hands in and touch.

- Aah!
- [laughs]

Why would you do that to me?

I thought it was going
to bite my damn hand off.

So this is
our hot bartender, Scotty.

He has curated two fabulous
drinks called Beam Me Up.

Yes.

Scotty, can I get
two Beam Me Ups, please?

They're made
of space oohs and space ohs,

you know, for all those
space hos out there.

- Yeah.
- Clink.

Girl, we gonna be wasted by
the time this tour is over.

Cheers.

Hey, hey.

You look incredible.

Loving it. Loving it.

You dressed for our party.

Last month,
we had Dennis Rodman

and Bubbles the Chimpanzee.

It was a good time.

Didn't the month before that
we had Courtney Love.

Girl, teaching us
how to line dance.

You know what I mean?
That is The Black Hole.

The unexpected
is gonna happen every time,

and you can bet
your bottom dollar.

That is the T, girl.

All right, Black Hole,

are you ready
to have a good time tonight?

[cheers and applause]
All right.

Do we have any volunteers

who want to turn a look
and walk the--ooh.

Tonight at midnight
the show goes down.

[cheers]

You come in a look,
you turn the look,

you get to walk the belt,
and you get to win a prize.

Yes! [laughs]

I think we're supposed
to get married now.

Kak katty-kak-ka.

Ah-ha-ah-ah, ahh.

There are three different
cash prizes, and--

How much are the prizes?

- $1.000.
- Uh-huh.

- $100.
- Uh-huh.

Or a buck-25, okay?

Because we want to make sure
you can get home.

You know, I mean,
you can't get a transfer,

but you can at least
get on the bus.

- Amen, girl.
- Aah!

- $100.
- $100!

Yes, yes!

Listen, if you are
looking for a club

that is gonna give you
the unexpected,

something
that is gonna give you

a weekend that
you will never forget...

And it's the only place
in the world

where you can have a space alien

probe that little booty
of all y'all's.

So, please, come on out
to The Black Hole

and have a kiki with
your girls Monét and Monique.

Yes. Let all the aliens
say what?

Amen.

- Amen.
- Yeah!

- Brrrrrr...

- Yeah, Susanne, uh, uh.

- Yeah!

- Next, let's get glam,
slam, thank you, ma'am

at Club 96 with Naomi Smalls
and Valentina.

- Welcome to Club 96,
a place for the fashion aware.

Feel free to gawk.

Feel free to stare.

[whispers] Club 96.

I'm your hostess,
Naomi Smalls.

And I'm Vivi.

We're tall, we're skinny,

and we're high fashion

glamour couture the house down
boots, mama. Yes.

Club 96.

- Why?
- Why Club 96?

1996, girl,
amazing time for fashion.

Pastels shown in fall.

Paco Rabanne custom couture.

They're not just a work of art.

They're
a mathematical equation.

Isaac Mizrahi
before foreclosure.

[whispers] Club 96.

Come here and rest your feet
in your designer shoes.

Show off your tan.

Let's drink some booze.

[whispers] Club 96.

Our signature drink
is super long, super tall.

It has lots of champagne.

And may we not forget
our favorite piece of garnish.

A red N&N just for color.

The ridiculous
rider refresher.

Cheers to that.

[whispers] Club 96.

Here we have our VIP area,

where you can find Tom Ford
being bored,

Betsey Johnson
doing a cartwheel.

I'm Betsey Johnson.

Even Amanda Lepore,
a lip gloss goddess,

Swarovski crystals
all over her body.

[whispers] Club 96.

- [gasps]
- Is it 2 A.M.?

It's 2 A.M.

Girl, our contest
is about to start.

Aah!

You wanna know
what it's called?

- Sell Me The Garment.
- Sell That Garment.

We are going to take
fashion roadkill at this point,

and you're going to sell it
to us, okay?

Make last week's bargain
look like this week's splurge.

Here's Farrah Moan's leftovers.

And category is accessories.

Serving you fish.

DJ, hit it.

[dance music plays]
Give us a pose.

Make me believe it.

You have to pose it out.

Sell it down the runway.
Make us want it.

I want it, I want it.

Give it to us, honey.
Give us couture.

One of a kind.
Put it on your body. Yes.

- Whoo-hoo!
- I think it's clear.

We know who the winner is.

Drum roll please, everybody.

- Brrrr...
- Brrrr...

And the winner is...

- Both of them.
- Both of them.

[cheers and applause]

We've been hosting the
party gigs now for three hours,

and we're over it.

Why don't we end this day
with a cocktail, everybody?

Bring it high, bring it low,
to the center, and enter.

[applause]
[whispers] Club 96.

Let's follow the swarm

and see what's buzzing
at Club Hive,

with Manila Luzon,
Latrice Royale,

and Trinity The Tuck.

[buzzing]

Oh, honey.

I'm your girl, Latrice Royale,

and welcome to Club Hive,
darling.

- Yes!
- Yeah!

Yes, this is New York City's
sweetest hot spot.

Come on in and let's see
what all the buzz is about.

[buzzing]

As you see here at Club Hive,

we are a sprawling,
luxurious space

of 20 x 16 feet.

A lovely area
for our community to dwell,

feel their fantasy,
and just bee, honey.

Isn't it the bee's knees?

It's all the buzz.

Here at Club Hive,
the bee puns just never end.

It just drives you crazy.

[buzzing]

This is our signature cocktail
called the Bee-tini.

It's made with
honey-infused vodka.

It's got a little bit
of hornet venom,

and it's in a martini glass
rimmed with bee pollen.

It's her favorite.

Latrice Royale's
actually only 120 pounds.

She's just really,
really allergic to bees.

She loves it, and so will you.

[buzzing]

Everybody is somebody
at Club Hive.

- Well, not everybody.
- Not everybody.

Because if you're
the bee's knees, honey,

feel free to join us
in the VIB section.

That's for Very Important
Beeyotches.

- Yes.
- Yes, beeyotch.

Club Hive is always abuzz
with celebrities.

Once you make it past Beesley,
our VIB keeper,

you'll be able to chill

with the likes of New York City
legends Susanne Bartsch.

Yay!

And non-American singer
Rita Ora.

Yay!
[applause]

[buzzing]

Who's a good speller?

- Yay.
- Not me.

We have our strip spelling bee
contest at midnight.

You don't want to miss that.

- What's your name?
- Noah.

Your word is "honey."

H-O-N-E-Y.

[bell dings]
Very good!

Look at you!
[applause]

If you spell the word right,
you win.

We need one more volunteer.

Anybody? You look smart.

Come--ooh.
Oh, Jeez, come here, sir.

[all laugh]

[inhales] Mm.

Your flower
smells pretty, boy.

If you spell the word wrong,
girl,

you're taking it off, honey.

Your word is "erythromycin."

[all laugh]
Oh, my God.

Can you use it in a sentence?

Sure I can.

After you leave this evening
with Carson,

you're going to need
to go to the clinic tomorrow

and get you some erythromycin.

[laughter and applause]

I have some with me.

[all laugh]

A.
[buzz]

Absolutely not.
Take it off.

Deflower. Deflower.

It's a lose for you,
but a win for us. Yes.

Such a large stinger.

[buzzing]

Now, some other clubs
do a champagne toast.

Other clubs do a balloon drop.

But here at Club Hive,

we release the bees!

[buzzing and screaming]

Ooh, honey, grab your EpiPen
and meet me back at the runway.

♪ Cover girl,
put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Cover girl,
put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe,
let your whole body talk ♪

♪ Cover girl ♪

And what?

[cheers and applause]

Welcome to the main stage of
"RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars."

Michelle Visage, are you ready
to paint the town red?

Always, I just hope
I don't get carded.

[laughs]

Don't you worry about that.

[all laugh]
Shady.

Shade.

Style superstar
Carson Kressley.

Now, what's your favorite
type of club?

Mm, Club Sandwich.

- Mm.
- I'm starving.

Rita Ora.

Now, are you ready
for a wild night out?

I'm so excited.

I hope this set
doesn't like fall through.

[laughs]

The event producer
who is forever on top.

Susanne Bartsch.

This is the front.

This is the back.

[all laugh]

I remember.

I learned that from you, baby.

So glad to have you here.

An honor.

This week we challenged
our All Stars

to get the party started

and create their own
legendary club night.

Ladies and gentlemen,
start your engines,

and may the best All Star win.

♪ She's a super queen,
super queen ♪

Category is
plastique fantastique.

Latrice Royale.

Takes a lot of balls
to pull this dress off.

I'm wearing all latex
with a big ponytail of balls

from top
all the way to the floor.

That's a lot of balls.

That reminds me,
I've got to get a colonoscopy.

[all laugh]
Oh, no.

Manila Luzon.

Package for Miss Luzon.

I love cellophane.

It's got so much form,
it's clear, it's lightweight.

You can sculpt it.

I am sickening.

I love a fruit bowl.

[all laugh]

Trinity The Tuck.

Way to burst my bubble.

I look like a big splash
of bubble gum paint, bitch.

Get a little taste.

You know that gum
you swallowed

when you were seven years old?

- Yes.
- Well, it's walking the runway.

[all laugh]

Naomi Smalls.

Her favorite sport is...

- Discus.
- Thank you.

[all laugh]

This look is painful,
it is heavy,

but if you're looking good,
it's worth it.

Oh, careful, you're going
to get a slipped disk.

[all laugh]

Valentina.

She's a Barbie girl
living in Venezuela.

[all laugh]

Valentina
is a little Miss Venezuela.

I am the look,
I am the character,

I am the persona, and I'm
so ready to deliver the fantasy.

All of it.

She's so lifelike.

[all laugh]

Now with double D batteries.

[all laugh]

Monét X Change.

Don't get mad, get gladiator.

[all laugh]

I'm giving you
intergalactic futuristic warrior

fighting off wayward
alien drag queens.

Gladiator
before someone else did.

[all laugh]

Monique Heart.

She's got bananas
coming out of her ying yang.

[all laugh]

My plastic fantastic look
is inspired by Josephine Baker.

I wanted to elevate it and make
it a little bit more futuristic.

Now that's what I call
low-hanging fruit.

[all laugh]
♪ She's a super queen ♪

Welcome, All Stars.

It's time
for the judges' critiques.

First up, Latrice Royale.

Tonight on the runway,
I think, Latrice,

this is elevated to a place
we've never seen you before.

I can tell how horribly
uncomfortable you are,

which makes me really happy.

[all laugh]

- I love this look.
- Thank you.

Love some balls on the head.

And this queen has balls,
let me tell you.

I can smell it.

This is like
a triumphant look for you.

Thank you.

Okay, I have to give you guys
a high five for your hive.

You created an experience,

and that's what a great club
is supposed to evoke.

Your hosting ability
was very evident.

Can you make people laugh?

Can you make them feel at home?

And I think you did that.

I love personality,
and I just thought

that you just oozed confidence,
and it was fun.

I ended up loving your club

because of
the way you explained it,

the way you were in it.

Come on back to The Hive,
honey.

[laughs]

You looked like you were
having a really good time.

And I'm so glad you are
back here standing here

fighting the way
you should be fighting.

Thank you so much.

Manila Luzon.

Hi, guys.

- This look is bananas.
- What?

And apples and grapes
and maybe a nectarine.

It's beautiful, but it has
a real sense of fun.

I think it's really fun.

I think this is who you are,
Manila.

And when you stay true to that,
most of the time it's a hit.

As far as the beehive goes,

I thought
it was thought through.

It wasn't just the interior
illusion lounge redone.

I felt like I was in a beehive.

The thing that I didn't love
is that you're funny,

and you always have
something to say,

but sometimes you tend to get
louder to get over people.

You don't have to do that.

It's okay
to let the room breathe.

She's going to have her thing,
she's gonna have her thing,

and that's okay.

So just be aware of that.

Maybe give the other two

a little bit of a moment
sometimes.

Oh, sure.

Maybe later.

Maybe after I send them home.

Trinity The Tuck.

Yes, ma'am.

Your interpretation
of plastique fantastique is fun.

It literally looks like
you were riding on a motorcycle

and somebody spit their gum
out the window

and it got smashed on you.

[all laugh]

You've done
something different

with your face tonight,
and your hair,

it's got
this monochromatic effect

that is really different
for you.

Again, elevating and changing
and keeping us on our feet.

Thank you.

Let's talk about
your bee-havior.

[all laugh]
You're very commanding.

You obviously host
a lot of club gigs.

The whole spelling bee thing,
that was really funny.

You have a really unique talent
of being shady in a good way,

but you're also
really warm and welcoming.

It's just called
being country.

I like it.
You really put the...in country.

[all laugh]

I was also very impressed
with your emceeing.

I would hire you.

I felt engaged,
and I wanted more.

- Thank you.
- Now release the bees.

[all laugh]

Up next, Naomi Smalls.

Tonight on the runway,
the dress style

I feel like I've seen on you
a few times.

But what I liked a lot about it

is the contradictions
in the palette of the colors.

I really love that
you know what you have,

and you work with it.

Honey, your legs
are just stunning.

At the end of the day,
I got those.

You know, you can get
those babies insured.

Let's talk about...
[whispers] Club 96.

[whispers] Club 96.

I like that you chose
the 1990s,

which was kind of, you know,
the heyday of the supermodel.

I thought your look was spot on.

I loved the Club 96
over and over again.

I think that was kind of like
an SNL kind of skit.

But I was looking for more.

Yeah, I walked into the space,

and I see a disco ball
and a go-go box.

I'm like in heaven.

I'm like that's going to be
the club I love.

But then it got going,

to me it was a little bit
one-dimensional.

I wasn't engaged.

It was all about
how gorgeous you are,

and then what? So...

I don't know how much time
and thought you put into it,

how much you memorized
versus how much you improv'd.

I think
it just needed to be more.

Up next, Valentina.

First, I wanted to ask you

why you chose to do
your Snatch Game character

as your plastic character.

Weren't you Miss Venezuela?

No, I was Miss Colombia.

[all laugh]

So it's the same crown,
correct?

No.
[all laugh]

It's so weird.

I've seen that before,
haven't we?

- The Wizard of Oz.
- Maybe that's it.

And you were there
and I was there and Auntie Em.

- Really?
- Yeah.

So there is no correlation.

There you go.
There's your answer.

[laughs]

I love this look.

I totally get that you look like
you're a Barbie doll

that just maybe busted
through the plastic.

And I love the crotch region.

[all laugh]

Who amongst us
hasn't undressed Barbie or Ken

- looking for genitalia...
- Eew.

only to find
a little plastic nub?

What is wrong with you?
You perv.

I know. I'm sorry,
but it's just I had to say it.

[laughs]

Let's go to Club 96.

The club looked as a design
beautiful.

I also loved the idea
of these kind of two ditzy girls

thinking that they're probably
better than they actually are.

But then it kind of
didn't really go anywhere,

and I started talking
to Susanne and Rita,

and that shouldn't
have happened.

Like I almost felt
like left out.

I don't know if that's
like a rehearsal thing

or if you guys need
to kind of connect more,

but it felt a bit like
you were both battling

instead of like working.

Up next, Monét X Change.

Tonight on the runway,

I think you've
really stepped it up,

and you're giving us more
than you've ever given.

I think you look stunning,

and I think you've elevated

throughout
this entire competition.

Congratulations.
You're slaying the runway game.

Thank you, Carson.

I'm just gonna go to the club.

I had a great time.

Like I felt
so connected to you both.

And like I really loved the fact

that you didn't
overshadow each other.

I didn't want to leave.

So back in my day,

if a club was called
The Black Hole, I was going.

[all laugh]

It almost made like some sense
and then no sense.

Like is it an alien club,
is it an outer space club?

It's a mystery.

Girl, a black hole's
a mystery, Michelle.

We don't know either.

It was stupid fun.

The actual décor,

it went spacey more for me
than black hole.

But you did it well,

and I really loved
the floor shows.

I wanted to get up and be
in the show, invited or not.

I had such a good time
at your club.

It was so much fun.

Like Rita said,
I didn't want to leave.

Up next, Monique Heart.

Tonight on the runway,

I know you're giving us
Josephine Baker,

and I'm getting
No-sephine Baker.

I like your modern version
of a finger wave,

but then something goes south.

Maybe it's the flat bananas.

Overall,
it's not my favorite look.

There's a concept
and there's execution,

and the concept is great.

The execution, not so much.

In The Black Hole,

I loved your look in there
with your grinch fingers

and it was very clubby

and very in keeping with like
a bit ratchet East Village

thrown together kind of feeling.

You knew you were a weirdo,
and you made it work.

And I'm still waiting
for my $100.

[all laugh]
Two weeks. Two weeks.

I will Venmo you
in 2022, girl.

Venmo.

You were being aliens

and you were being so stupid.

And that's why I liked it.

Like that's why
we had fun, you know.

And you were really funny.

Thank you.

All right.
Thank you, ladies.

I think we've heard enough.

Based on the judges' critiques,
I've made some decisions.

Latrice Royale.

Trinity The Tuck.

Con-drag-ulations. You are the
top two All Stars of the week.

[applause]
Oh, my God.

Thank you.

You've each won
a $2.500 gift card

from The Crème Shop,

and a $3.000 gift card
from J.J. Malibu.

Hey.

Manila Luzon.

Monét X Change.

Monique Heart.

You are safe.

That means Naomi Smalls,
Valentina,

you are in the bottom this week.

Latrice, Trinity,

each of you needs to decide

which of the bottom two queens
you'll eliminate

if you win the lip sync.

Ladies, while you deliberate
in the workroom,

the judges and I will be raving

like it's 1993.

[whispers] I was three.

You may leave the stage.

[sighs]

Finally! Aah!

I'm so happy.

Finally in the top.

This means, bitch, game changer.

I'm really here.

But I could not have done it
without my wonderful teammates

Manila Luzon
and Trinity The Tuck.

They got my back
for real, for real.

Congratulations,
Trinity and Latrice.

- Latrice.
- Latrice.

Yeah, girl.

I want to give credit
where credit is due,

and I don't think myself
nor Latrice

would be in the spots
that we're at--

- Without Manila.
- Without Manila's help.

100.

I want to give you
one of my prizes for tonight.

Oh.

You were just as much
of a winner as we are.

- You put in so much work...
- So much.

and deserve
just as much as we got.

Thank you. Thank you.

It was really great
working with you guys.

I'm disappointed
that I'm not in the top two,

but Latrice and Trinity
recognized my hard work,

and I'm happy that I was able to
get my teammates in the top.

I just want to say
before we do this

that I should be really excited
to be in the top,

but I don't feel that way
right now.

I get it.

Like, you don't get it
until you get it, bitch,

and now I am feeling it,
and I do not like this.

I think me and Naomi
did do a great job.

I think we did our very best.

But all I can say
is I'm in the bottom

and nothing's
going to change that.

I have given it all I've got
in this competition,

but I'm in the bottom.

Again.

After having almost
been eliminated.

And I'm now in
a very vulnerable position.

Whoo.

So we can chat.

- Yeah.
- We can chat.

That's what we're here to do.

I don't like it.

So let's go, Vally.

[sighs] Wow.

This is really hard,
because...

I really don't know
where this is gonna go,

because we've seen it
in the competition before.

People get emotional,

and relationship
does come into play.

This is only your second time
in the bottom

compared to her three times
in the bottom.

Though she has a win
and you don't.

Right.

How do you compare the two?

Naomi has been consistent
in the competition.

That's a pro.

Cons: I keep forgetting
about Naomi.

I guess what I would like
to be put into consideration

is how much work
I really put into the project.

What was the percentage
of work that you did

versus the work that she did?

I would say 80% was my doing
and my planning.

I think the biggest difference
is work ethic.

You're not
supposed to be here.

Nope.

I want to be
fighting my way to the top

and seeing myself there
with you.

That was our dream.

This is what we talked about.

It puts a dagger in my heart

because I know how much
you love what you do.

Thank you.

I don't ever want you
to lose that spark

whatever happens.

[sobs]

Oh, my God, Latrice.

Mommy.
Mommy, I'm here. I'm here.

- Look.
- No.

If you show your emotions,
you're not any less.

I'm trying
to keep myself together,

but when you're exhausted
and fatigued, emotions come in.

I have to just push through.

I am so eager
to continue to keep fighting.

Go with your gut now.

I don't know
what my gut is right now.

- Your heart.
- My gut is inside out.

- It's inside out.
- Your heart is different.

Yeah. I love Valentina,

but this competition
has gotten so much more

fierce and demanding,

and I don't know
if she can sustain.

All right, mi amor.

- This is really intense.
- Wild.

[laughs]

You two together,

that's the fucked-up part
that I cannot handle.

I hope that you know
how badly I want to be here.

I know
deep within my loins

how much you want
and deserve to be here.

As far as her track record,

she's been really
consistently safe.

But is safe safe enough?

Like, it wasn't for me.

It makes it hard because
I love Valentina so much,

and we've had talks
and dreams and aspirations

of being all the way
to the end together.

You understand what I'm saying?

I know that I've given 100%
while I've been here,

and if friendship is how we are
going to judge this competition,

then I'm going
to be very disappointed

because I don't have the same
relationship with these girls

that Valentina does.

You are my closest friend
in the competition,

and I want you here more
than I want Naomi here,

because I'm closer to you.

But I also want to be
as fair as possible.

She's saying
she did more work than you.

Is that true?

Like I don't want
to just take her word

and just say okay, girl.

- She did a wonderful job.
- Okay.

But do you think that you
deserve to stay more than her?

Does she deserve
to stay more than you?

[sobs]

I'm emotional, vulnerable.

Those are things I don't show.

How much of the fantasy
can I believe

when reality
is hitting me in the face,

saying, you might be
going home today, girl?

This is a hard decision.

Just do the right thing.

What--you--

Just do the right thing.

Yeah, but what--
give me something

so I can make a better decision.

I deserve to be here.

Whoo!

Has it kicked in yet?

What?

Are you having fun?

I cannot hear you.

I'm having so much fun.

Ooh, I love this song.

Who has a big dong?

Me.

Silence!

What?

Oh, forget about it.

Just party.

I'm having to balance
my integrity and my friendship.

I am looking at these names,

and I'm still trying to
figure out the right choice.

And I just have
to go with my gut.

I did my job
to get back in this competition,

so nothing's going to deter me
from doing what I came to do.

That being said,

the weight and heaviness
that my heart feels

makes it difficult
to send someone home.

[all laugh]

Welcome back, ladies.

Two top All Stars
stand before me.

Ladies, this is your chance
to impress me,

win $10.000,
and earn the power

to give one of the bottom queens
the chop.

The time has come...
[thunder]

for you to lip sync...

[echoing] for your legacy.

Coming into "All Stars,"

I came here to prove
that I'm not one thing,

and what I'm doing tonight

is just another extension
of who Trinity The Tuck is.

Good luck,
and don't fuck it up.

♪ Watch out, here I come ♪

♪ You spin me
right round, baby ♪

♪ Right round
like a record, baby ♪

♪ Right round, round, round ♪

♪ If I ♪

♪ I get to know your name ♪

♪ And I ♪

♪ I, I, I ♪

♪ I've got to have
my way now, baby ♪

♪ All I know is that to me ♪

♪ You look like
you're having fun ♪

♪ Open up your loving arms ♪

♪ Watch out, here I come ♪

♪ You spin me
right round, baby ♪

♪ Right round like a record,
baby ♪

♪ Right round, round, round ♪

♪ You spin me
right round, baby ♪

♪ Right round... ♪

Trinity is being weird,
she's being gross.

She's wearing this like
old suit, long titties.

I just don't understand
the correlation to the number.

I don't get it.
It's so random.

This is too much.

♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah ♪

♪ All I know is that to me ♪

♪ You look like
you're having fun ♪

♪ Open up your loving arms ♪

♪ Watch out, here I come ♪

♪ You spin me right round,
baby, right round... ♪

When Latrice
starts to roll on the floor,

bitch, I lose my mind.

♪ Like a record, baby ♪

♪ Right round, round, round ♪

[cheers and applause]

Whoo.

Y'all crazy.

I can't--oh.

Oh, God.

Ladies, I've made my decision.

Latrice Royale.

You're a winner, baby.

[applause]

You see this on my shoulders?

This is pride, baby.

I am so proud of me right now.
[laughs]

I am back to show
that I am here to stay

and fight and win this shit.

Con-drag-ulations.

You've earned a cash tip
of $10.000.

I'm going to take
my $10.000 tip

and apply it
to my wedding costs,

because, baby, we are throwing
the bash of the century.

Trinity, you are safe.

You may join the other girls.

Thank you.

[applause]

Will the bottom two
please step forward.

Latrice Royale,

with great power
comes great responsibility.

Which queen have you chosen
to get the chop?

I didn't know
it was going to be this--

I didn't know
it was going to be like this.

I didn't know it was
going to be this hard.

If anyone knows how it feels

to feel like your dream has been
stripped from you, it's me.

And thank God
I had the opportunity

to come back and fight.

This person
is a brilliant artist.

I had to choose...

Valentina.

[sobs]

As it is written,
so it shall be done.

My dear Valentina,

you are and will always be
an All Star.

Now sashay away.

[cries]

It's okay.

I love you so much.

I love you, too.
Congratulations.

Thank you guys so much.
Thank you.

[applause]

I'll always remain
your diva with a heart.

But, bitch, let it be known
she left with a crown.

[laughter and applause]

I think
I got caught in my head,

but I've learned that I'm so
fabulous in my own unique way,

and that I don't ever need
to compare myself to anybody.

I might have not won
this competition,

but this experience
is part of my journey

and my story towards becoming
a really big superstar

here on earth.

Honestly, the saddest
and darkest part

is having to pack up
all my shit, girl.

That's gonna be
the hardest part is packing.

It's so much shit.

That's cute.

Con-drag-ulations, All Stars.

And remember,
if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell
you gonna love somebody else?

Can I get an amen up in here?

- Amen!
- Amen!

All right.
Now let the music play.

♪ Telling, telling,
I'm telling the truth now ♪

♪ We're all born naked
and the rest is drag ♪

Next time on "All Stars"...

For this week's
maxi challenge,

we are paying tribute
to Judy Garland.

[cheers]

You'll be making over
your best Judy.

- Aah!
- Aah!

Family resemblance required.

I can't even repay him
for helping me get my life back.

Are you painting
the Holy Ghost over here?

Like what's going, bitch?

Y'all remember "Powder,"
the movie,

the little white boy with no...

Just saying.

Whoa. [rip] Aah!

Oh, I'm sorry, baby.

Maybe I should have told him

that he should have trimmed down
there a little bit.

[rip]
Oh!

Diagnosis:
sickening, darling.

I am obsessed
with these looks.

This one is a little bit
unfulfilling.

And also
no family resemblance.

It's like distant cousins,
maybe.

[RuPaul laughs, bell dings]

♪ Who, who,
who do you think you ♪

♪ Who, who,
telling the truth now ♪

♪ Who, who,
who do you think you ♪

♪ We're all born naked
and the rest is drag ♪

♪ I'm telling the truth now ♪

♪ Telling, telling,
I'm telling the truth now ♪

♪ Telling, telling,
I'm telling the truth now ♪

♪ We're all born naked
and the rest is drag ♪

♪ Who, who, who do you-- ♪