All language subtitles for Reaper s01e07 Love, Bullets and Blacktop.eng

Damn.

We look good.

- I'm thinkin' about touchin' myself.
- Not in my car, please.

That's weird.
Change the channel.

Este sale a Maria de Jose,
Radar Love.

Man... What?

I the devil's trying
to talk to you,

tellin' you it's
time to go to work.

Nah. Uh-uh. No, not tonight.

Tonight is special.
We are gettin' Sam laid tonight.

- Sock, I don't--
- Sam,

I don't wanna hear a word from you,
all right?

One word about Andi,
and you are catchin'

the headbuttin' of your life.

You and Andi are
tryin' to be friends,

so that means you are
officially back in business

with all other ladies
starting right now.

We are planting your flag at
Iwo Jima tonight, my friend.

It's so hard to meet women.

Well,

you 2 crybaby bitches may have
decided to bail on tonight,

but I am not giving up,
all right?

Here we go.

Just gotta jump-start the action
a little, know what I mean?

Watch and learn, boys.

Oh, no.

Oh, god.

Oh. Hello.

At least he has one--

Look at this.

Yeah, good thing
I sat down, right?

You guys are multiplying.

Bert Wysocki.

Booties on the floor.
Booties on the floor.

Oh, I hurt my knee,
but that's ok.

Smells like beer. You ever notice
how beer smells like beer?

Best bachelorette party ever!

Having such a blast,
hey, Nicole?

We are sending
you out in style!

I think we'll be sending
Nicole out in a body bag.

They are laughing at anything.
We are so in.

I've had, like,
7 long island iced teas.

I was gonna say it
tasted like a cosmo.

I'm Taylor.

Sam.

- Come on.
- Shots. Shots.

More drinks for you.

- This is my number.
- Ok.

- Better call me.
- Yeah. Yeah, ok. Yeah.

You want me to-- right. Ok.

- Give me yours, too.
- There you go.

- Aw, don't worry, ma'am.
- Yes.

Guys, it is not a bachelorette
party without a stripper.

Oh, my god.

Sock, mm-hmm,
you wanna be our stripper?

- Uh, no. No. No.
- Come on!

Come on.
You're the funny dancing guy.

- Dance!
- You know,

I am not your monkey!
I'm not your monkey, ok?

Jeez.

- Ben, Benny, wanna be our stripper?
- Not for free.

I could lose my union card.

But, uh,
my buddy Sam here's a hell of a dancer.

No. No! I--I can't--

- Yeah.
- Yes.

Sam! Sam! Sam!

I can't. I--I, uh--

I have a trick knee.

Really. It doesn't...

It's just so hard
to meet women.

Season 1, Episode 7
Love, Bullets and Blacktop

Well, let's see what
the Prince of Darkness

has for us this time.

8-track?

So, uh,

what are you gonna do about that
Taylor chick, Sammy? She was hot.

Ah, she's not really my type.

- What's with the vessel?
- Your type?

Is she a girl? Ding.

What else do you need to know?
Come on.

We just--we don't have
anything in common.

Who cares?

You're not gonna
marry the girl, Sam.

You gotta get all this
relationship garbage

out of your head,
I'm telling you.

All right.
Sock, shut up. Vessel?

Soundtrack to a movie called Love,
Bullets & Blacktop.

Never heard of it.

Let me guess.
One of the songs is Radar Love.

Track number one.

All right,
so I keep hearing that song,

and the vessel is
an obsolete tape.

This gives me nothing.

Well, maybe the
answer's in the tunes.

You think that still plays?

What's that?

Ah, cool. An 8-track.

- Where'd you get this?
- I found it.

Yeah, my dad had a
million of these.

Any good songs on here?

Ah, just old seventies stuff.

Right. And you thought
that you could actually

play it in one of
the systems we sell?

Right. Yeah, I realized...

Actually, you know what?
I think my mom

might have my dad's old player.

Why don't you just
come over and use it?

Yeah. That--
that would be great.

- Ok.
- Yeah.

Hold--Hello. Sam?

- Yes. Hey.
- Know who this is?

I d--I do, yeah.

-It's--it's Taylor.
- Taylor?

- Had fun last night.
- It was nice.

- Who's Taylor?
- So call me.

Ok. Yeah, I--
I'll give you a call.

- Still have my number?
- Mm-hmm.

Great.

By the way,
are your lips still lonely?

Uh, my lips are
currently not lonely, ok?

I--I gotta go. All right. Bye.

That was my dentist.

Oh, Dr. Taylor?

Sam, come on.

I mean, I heard her voice.

Did you meet a girl?

We were talking
about something else.

You want--you wanted a coffee, right?
You want--

Let me get you a coffee. Ok.

Ok. 2 sugars.

Dr. Taylor? Seriously?

You're such an idiot.

I mean, come on.

What the hell is goin' on?

Train wreck.

- So, Taylor. Spill.
- Oh, my god.

Yeah, it's awful, isn't it?

This is what happens
when you play chicken

with a train.
The train's never gonna flinch.

- I don't understand.
- Well, come on over here.

See this?

That used to be a
mint-condition '73 GTO.

Stolen earlier tonight.

What a waste.

What about the driver?

Oh, driver and the passenger,

they just walked
away... unscathed.

That's been happening
a lot recently.

- They're both souls?
- That's right.

Kit and Holly.

2 for the price of one.

I really think you have your
work cut out for you this time,

but I have every confidence
that you'll seal the deal.

Which reminds me... Taylor.

I'm not talking
about that with you.

I was able to obtain
some information

on one of her many, many,
many erogenous zones.

Just stroke her earlobe,
and she'll do anything.

Anything.

There is something
really wrong with you.

What?

Encouraging a young man

to succumb to his primal and
perfectly tural instincts?

Sharing the fact that Taylor's
in her experimental phase?

- Is that bad?
- Ok, ok, stop. Stop.

All right, stop.

Just don't make
her wait too long.

She'll be out of your life...

Like a forgotten song.

Radar Love.

What is the deal
with this song?

Right behind you, sir.

You got it?

Any luck on finding
a copy of the movie

- that goes with that soundtrack?
- Wasn't easy.

That thing--

That thing's been out
of print for years,

but I--I found a used one online,
so it'll be here tomorrow.

Good. Good.
Hope it gives us some sort of clue.

Yeah. Love, Bullets & Blacktop.
It's a fine title.

Boobs, Bullets & Blacktop
would be better.

You know, the whole repeatin'
the Bs thing, that's classy.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Where's the guy?

I don't know.
I wasn't watching.

Put it down. Put it down.

Ok, I'm sorry.

He'll find it.

Here! Here! Here!

I'm here at the scene
of a gruesome crash

which is the result of what
many witnesses are calling

a terrifying
chain of events.

It all started as a
routine traffic stop

when the car behind me
refused to pull over,

leading police on
a 10-mile chase

at speeds of 90
miles per hour.

The stolen vehicle
finally crashed here,

killing 2 pedestrians.

The driver and passenger
of the wrecked vehicle

remain at large.

Authorities are not yet releasing
the names of the victims.

I'm told that one of the
victims was pronounced dead

at the scene and
the other...

- Check this out.
- What?

Remind you of anything?

If you have any information
related to the crash...

- Both blue muscle cars.
- What does that mean?

Don't know.
Do we know any experts on old cars?

Well, there's always Russ.

Welcome to the Work Bench.

Welcome to the Work Bench.

Welcome to the Work Bench.

Aw, do we have to talk to Russ?

- Guy gives me the skeevs.
- Yes. Yes, we do.

But remember,
we're all business.

You show any signs of
friendship to Russ,

and it's like
feeding a raccoon.

- We'll never get rid of him.
- Ah, you hear that, Ben?

- Oh, wh--
- No, listen to me.

None of this, you name's Ben.

I like everybody.
Let's be blood brothers, ok?

I do not want to hang
out with this guy.

He's extra-strength douche.

Hey, Russell, nice to see ya.

There is some fine-ass
tail in the Bench today.

Yeah. Yeah. There--
Yeah, there is.

Um, Russ,
we have a question for you.

Shoot.

- Do you know what kind of car that is?
- '71 malibu.

Solid muscle car.

- Ladies.
- Russ. Russ!

Do you--do you know anything
else about this type of car?

I know everything else
about that type of ride.

You know,
I've been keeping my eye on you three,

can tell you like to party...

Have fun.

Yeah, fun's ok.

- Wanna see somethin' cool?
- Sure.

This here is my girl Mandy.

See, she's kinda like the
one on your 8-track there,

only a little more excellent.

Um, so, let's say you were in
the market for a car like this.

Is there a special dealership
you might go to or...

Oh, you thinkin'
of buyin', Sam?

You'd look pretty hot behind
the wheel of a '69 Daytona.

Ok, ok, Russ.

I know this little,
uh, car club.

Bunch of collectors get together
down at a lot in Chinatown,

show off their rides.

Maybe you could find
a seller there.

You know--heh. Heh.

What we could do,

we could score some vodka,

you know, go down there,
the four of us,

make an afternoon of it.

Yeah. Yeah,
that sounds like something

someone might do. Heh.

But I am pulling a double
shift this afternoon.

Well, what can I say?

The ladies don't
pay for themselves,

you know what I'm sayin'?

Well, let me give you
the address anyway.

It's down on Keifer.

And listen...

The four of us, we gotta hang.

Tomorrow, my place.
We start with poker...

And let it rip.

And that's great,
'cause I love poker.

We can't make it.

Oh. Well...

Rain check then.

Well, work calls.

See you later, Russ.

All right,
we gotta go to this car club.

I'm sorry I punched
you in the balls, man.

Oh, my god.

- This is just sad.
- What?!

Look, I promise
you both right now,

no matter how old I get,
I'll never make you hang out

in a vacant lot and
drool over my car.

Yeah, well,
you need to owe one first.

You know what?
I don't even want one now.

So how do we find 'em?

Let's see if we can
get their attention.

Ok.

- Here we go.
- Ok.

Radar Love, baby.

How you doin'?

Sam.

Sam, how are you doin' this?

Song has power, I guess.

Hey, man, I hate that song.

You got free bird?

Oh. S-Sam, they're leavin'.
They're leaving!

Uh, Ben, get the car! Get the--

They're headed for
the parking garage.

- Wait, wait, wait.
- Come on!

We can trap 'em on the roof!

Oh, god. Ok.

There! There!

Oh, holy--

Come on. Come on.
Where are you guys?

Have a nice day.

- Hi.
- Hi.

Does Sam Oliver work here?

Uh, yeah, he does,

but he has not come
in for his shift yet.

Oh. Ok. Uh...

Do me a favor.
Tell him Taylor stopped by.

- You're Taylor?
- Yep.

Why? Did he mention me?

Um. Yeah, actually. He did.

- So, Sam, what's he like?
- Um, he's great.

I mean, we've just--
we've been friends for a very long time.

- He is single, right?
- Huh? Oh, uh, yeah.

'Cause you don't know.
Guys you meet in bars,

they'll say anything
to get in your pants.

Yeah. Well,
actually Sam's not like that at all.

Hmm. Too bad.

Anyways, tell him
to call me, ok?

Thanks, "Andi."

Where are you goin'?

I got a plan. Don't worry.

All right,
check this out. Look.

- You're selling Russ' car?
- Exactly.

See, the souls are always
crashing cars just like this one.

Since we scared 'em
away from the car club,

- guess who needs a new one.
- Precisely.

So we set the trap.

We post the car on all
the muscle car sites.

Hopefully the souls see it,
and they come knockin'.

And then we send their little
asses right back to Hades.

All right, I like it.
I like it.

The only thing is the other
cars they wrecked were blue.

Sure they're gonna go
after an orange car?

Oh, my god.

You know,
we didn't think about that.

- Bam.
- Nice.

Hope this works.

So your dentist stopped by.

Dr. Taylor.

Dr. Tay--oh, Taylor was here?

What, at the Bench?
Was she shopping?

Oh, she was in the
market for somethin'.

Come on. Really?

I only said, like,
3 sentences to her at the bar.

Well, yeah,
apparently you made them count.

W-wait. Did she say
what she wanted?

Yeah. She said you
should call her.

Really?

Yeah. You gonna call her?

I--I don't know. Maybe.

I--she's a little... different.

What do you think?

I--I think she's
really attractive.

You should call her.

I'll think about it.

Maybe I should call her.

A church?

Isn't this a little
too close for comfort?

Nah. Me and the big guy
have an understanding.

I stay out of his house.

He lets me play with his toys.

All right, well, if you're here
to harass me about the souls,

I'm all over it.
I'll send a trap and have 'em both.

No, no harassing.
I have faith in you.

I have to admit, though,
I admire Kit and Holly.

The world's a whole lot
more fun with them in it.

It's the purity of their spirit

that I admire and respect.
They live in the moment.

The thrill of being
caught or killed,

that's their aphrodisiac.

- 2 psychos in love.
- Love?

There's no such thing.

I'm talking about
real passion, lust.

You don't think love is real?

The french invented love

so they could put a civilized
face on a primal urge.

Dress it up with
candy and hearts

and cubic zirconia,
and in the end

it all comes down to
endorphins and genitalia.

So if you don't believe in love,
why are you showing me a wedding?

The breathless bridegroom there

banged the maid of
honor last night.

- I give the marriage 6 months.
- Why are you telling me this?

Because I care.
I want you to be happy.

Give in to your urges
once in a while.

What's the worst thing
that could happen?

A night of pleasure?

I'd take that over
unrequited longing anytime.

Ah, whatever.

Don't forget. Earlobe.

- Heh heh. Sam?
- Taylor!

Wow. Uh...

You look amazing.

What are you doing here?

Oh. Uh, right.

I was--I was in
the neighborhood.

You work, like, 2 miles away.

Right. I--yeah,
I was--I had a delivery.

Look, you know,
you didn't call,

so I just figured
you weren't into me,

and that's fine.

But if you're here
to jerk me around,

I'm not really interested.

No, no, I--I promise that's--

- that's not why I'm here.
- Then why are you?

I don't really know.

Ok.

You're strange.

Yes. Yes, I am.

Uh, well,
I should catch up with--

Right. Yes.

Taylor...

You wanna maybe get a drink?

Tomorrow night, same place.

Yeah. Cool.

All right.

- Hey, guys.
- Hey, Kit and Holly called.

- They're on their way.
- Come on.

All right,
the code word is "jambalaya."

I don't like that word.

I don't care if
you like it, Ben.

Decision has been made, ok?

You stall 'em.
I say "jambalaya."

Sam hops out from
behind the van

and sucks them into the 8-track,
and that's it.

This plan is starting
to feel stupid.

Learn to love it. They're here.

All right, let's do it.

What's happening?

They're just starin' at us.
Super creepy.

Hang tight, baby.

Only the dude is getting out.

- Well, you gotta get 'em both over here.
- I know.

What's up, man? How you doin'?

- Howdy.
- Like I advertised,

1970 mustang mach 1, mint.

What I neglected to
add on the website--

Yeah. In the picture,
it was blue.

Yeah, we had it repainted.

Yeah, well,
we don't want it orange.

Well, it's a good thing
we're at the Work Bench,

'cause we got all
types of paint,

whatever you want.
Uh, cyan, azure--

You name it, we got it.

That--that's a beautiful
color for this car.

- This car, yeah.
- Let me see the inside.

The inside. Yes.

You are a man of
discriminating taste.

I can tell by your 4 buttons
undone on your shirt.

So it's got, uh,
carpet both sides, which is good.

A steering wheel, dials,
speedometer and o-odometer.

- Uh, neoprene seats, I believe.
- Give me the keys.

Hey, why don't you
go get your lady?

Get her to come take a closer look.
See if she likes it, all right?

That's a good I--Let
me go get her, and--

Why don't you give me the keys?

I want to get inside
the car. Now.

I--I don't have--Ben,
do you have the keys?

- Uh, wh-what about price first?
- Price, yes.

You know what? Get your gal.
We will talk dollars and cents.

- Why are you so interested in my woman?
- J-jambalaya?

- Jambalaya!
- J-jambalaya!

- It's a trap!
- Jambalaya!

- Come on!
- Sam, go!

Get him! Go! It's a trap!

Go! Get him, Sam!
Get him! Get him!

- Kit!
- See you at midnight!

Go get her! Get her! Come on!

Get her! Get her!
She's gettin' away.

Sam, Sam, Sam, get her!
Get her!

Oh, that was close.

Oh, weird. It feels hot.

Can souls break out of vessels,
do you think?

I don't know.
Never happened before.

Kit said he was gonna try
to meet Holly at midnight.

You don't think she's gonna
come after us, do you?

God, I hope not.
She scares the hell out of me.

Well, all women scare
the hell out of you.

Hence your lack of action
with that Taylor chick, hmm?

Hey, I made a date with Taylor,
thank you very much.

- Oh, really?
- Mm-hmm.

You know,
the devil can see her fantasies.

Makes her sound like
some kind of sex maniac.

Insider trading tips
from the Dark Lord.

- I so want your life.
- Hey, movie arrived.

Love, Bullets & Blacktop.

Great. Question is will
this help us find Holly?

The other question is does this
movie have any nudity in it.

Is that beta?

Where the hell are we
gonna find betamax?

Welcome to the wall of sound.

- Hey.
- Hey, hey.

Oh, wow.

This stuff, uh,

takes up a lot of space
in your living room, huh?

It certainly does!

Pro logic quad amp,

sweet ribbon tweeter,

and a dual-18 subwoofer
that'll blow a chick's panties

- clean off.
- Whuhh.

You ever seen anything like it?

Definitely a first.

Hey, Russ,
you have a machine that might play beta?

Beta? Absolutely.

Here you go.

You know,
I am so pumped that you guy--

Sit down. Sit down.

You guys decided to come
and party with the Russ man.

We are gonna get a little
crazy up here tonight.

- Look out.
- Space, space.

- Aw, thanks. Yeah.
- Oh! That's my shoulder.

All right.

- Wait a minute.
- That's real impressive.

What kind of a host
do I think I am?

We can't just watch the movie.

We need to get high first!

Who wants to rip some peyote?

Uh. Russ, you know,
tonight's not a good peyote night.

Oh, no, no, no. No.

Peyote, man,
it makes a great platform, and then

we customize with a well-chosen
assortment of party enhancers.

We've got angel tears,

horse tranks, jelly babies,

muskies, happy flakes.

- Happy flakes?
- Poppers?

You know, Russ,
I was gonna pass.

Yeah, you know,
I took a--I took horse trank

on the way over here,
so I'm, uh, good.

Guys, you said that you
came over to party, right?

- Of course.
- Well, ok, then. Come on.

I mean, I don't wanna--
I don't wanna be watching this movie

until we're, like,
rolling 4 deep, ok?

Did Holly follow us?

You...

Where's Kit?

I--I don't--
I don't know where he is. I--

Where is the 8-track?!
Give it to me now!

It's right here.

That bitch is crazy.

Oh. Russ.

Russ.

Russ, are you all right?

- Are you--are...
- Flush the drugs.

- So what's the word on Russ?
- Oh, he's fine.

He's all zonked out on
heavy meds in the hospital,

gettin' sponge baths.

It's kind of his dream scenario,
you know?

Good. He won't miss this.

Cover me on the floor so
I can hook this thing up

and we can watch the movie.

This way.

Oh, this is the soundtrack you
were listening to the other day.

What's with your obsession?

I--

Well, you shouldn't have
to watch this out here

with all these
miserable customers.

Uh, you know, not you, sir.

Follow me.

- Just hold this.
- Where are you taking me?

Oh, wow. You made all this?

Yep. My Ted-free zone.

Well, until he finds it and
I have to build a new one.

- This is great.
- I know. Here.

Oh. Thanks.

- Beverage?
- Movie's started.

Yeah, hit me.

- I got it covered.
- I guess so.

Open the register.

Don't make me do something
we'll both regret.

My life is full
of regrets.

Your mama know what
you're up to?

Your mama know what
you're up to?

- Yeah, this is genius.
- Yeah.

Will you give me
what I want?

I just might.

Did you see that?

That--that's not
even the same car.

I know.
I was just gonna say the same thing.

Ok, you'd think they'd get
the color of the car right.

I'm gonna lose 'em.

- You watch me.
- Hang on.

- Catch.
- No.

- Upp. You missed. Catch.
- Stop it right now.

Serious. Get serious.

- What?
- Whoops.

Help.

I'm scared, Kit.

Every cop in the
county's after us.

What if we
get separated?

We meet back here, baby.

This'll always
be our place.

Ok.

Midnight.

Kit said it right
before we captured him.

Yep. "Meet me at midnight."

There's her car.

- You scared?
- Does it show?

You're kinda hurtin' my arm.

- Oh. Yeah. Sorry.
- Got some nails on you, man.

Sock, shut up. Shh.

- What?
- Got that--

Sam, do you see her?
You see anything?

No, I don't see anything.

How do I set Kit free?!
Tell me!

Hey, goldilocks!

Suck on that, sugar lips!

Sam, where's the vessel?

- Sam, vessel.
- Oh, damn. I lost it. I--I--

Sock.

What do you think
she's gonna do

when she finds that she's
got the wrong 8-track?

Kill us.

Yeah, that sounds about right.

How does this work?!

How do I get him out of here?

You're gonna tell me
how to get Kit back.

Ah! O-ok. O--

Easy, easy, easy.

I think you see
where this is going.

You're gonna tell me
how to free my baby or--

Ok, look, if you kill us,
you'll never get him out.

Tell me how to set Kit free,

or I will torch
this whole place,

and there will only one be of
us getting out of here alive.

Which one of us?

Which--What? I didn't---

I like you. You're cool.

I like your shoes.

Listen, Holly,
y-you don't have to do this, ok?

L-let's talk, all right?

We can't let Kit out,
but I--I swear,

you let us free,
and we'll let you go.

We'll let you go.

You're gonna let me go?

Kit has to go back to hell,
but you,

you can start over.

All right,
you can find a new guy.

Oh, is that right?
Find a new guy?

You think there's someone
like Kit out there,

all fire and
passion and danger?

Like you?

Are you a tough guy?

Do you like to get crazy?

Do you like to
play with danger?

- I dabble.
- Good.

Let's see how tough you are.

Look, no. L-let's not.

Let's--let's not
see how tough I--

I--I don't wanna see.

I--I been drivin' all night

my hand's wet on the wheel

Th-there's a voi--

voice in my head
that drives my heel

Said it's my baby callin',
and she needs me here

And it's a-half past 4:00,
and I'm shiftin' gears

We got a thing that
we call Radar Love

We got a light

That we shine

Sam! Sam!

- Ohh! Sam.
- Sam!

We got a thing that
we call Radar Love

We got a light that
shines Radar Love

Um, there's Taylor.

You guys can disappear.

Cool. All right.

Go, mighty warlord.
Collect your spoils.

Let's not call her
spoils to her face.

Good luck, Sam.

So, is that your thing,
kissing random guys in bars?

- Screw you.
- Well...

No. I, uh...
thought you were cute.

Didn't look like the kind of
guy to make the first move.

Excuse me? I... make moves.

Come on, Sam Oliver.

You have to think
about everything.

Don't you ever want to just do
something totally spontaneous?

Something you knew
you shouldn't?

What if somebody
opens the door?

Who cares, right?

You like it dangerous? Cool.

Oh, Sam.
That totally drives me crazy.

How did you know?

Uh, look, uh...
This--this, uh--

This doesn't feel right.

Wait. What?

Sam, you pulled me
into the closet.

Yeah. No, I know.
I did. I j--uh...

This just--this isn't me.

Can we--

Can we just--can we
slow it down a little?

Sure.

You really are strange.

Yeah, yeah, I--

I couldn't agree more.

I'm sorry, Sammy.

I never should have pushed that
whole Taylor thing on you.

I had no idea you
were a homosexual.

"We should just slow
it down a little"?

You hear that?

That's the sound of every man
in the world laughing at you.

So you came all the way
here just to bust on me?

Oh, quite the contrary.
I feel bad.

I really do.

I just wanted you
to get the girl

for once in your
miserable life.

Yeah, I really
appreciate your concern,

but maybe I'm just not sure
that that's the girl I want.

Right, right, right.

You're holding
out for true love.

I told you, Sam,
there is no such thing.

I couldn't figure out why you
kept throwing Taylor in my path.

It's not because you
really care about me.

- Hey! Untrue.
- It's because you're tempting me again.

You just want me to be more like you,
but I'm not.

I don't believe there's
no such thing as love.

And you know what?
I don't believe that you believe that.

Wow. You know,
celibacy really makes you insightful.

Come on.

You've been around
since the dawn of time.

Are you telling me you've
never been in love?

Well, personally,
I've always found lust

to be quite satisfying.

Yeah. You would.

Thanks to Raceman
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