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There's a vegetarian
restaurant round the corner.
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You know, just round...
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A couple of streets from
here. Does completely veggie.
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I had a falafel. It was nice.
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It was OK.
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Did you see the news
on telly last night?
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No, just wondered.
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There were some bits in the
papers, I checked in WH Smiths.
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Tiny, you know, but
that's not what I'm...
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So, you didn't see News at Ten, no?
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No.
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Ah, shit.
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Oh, well.
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Two fellas over there.
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Can you believe they voted no?
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Can you believe it?
I couldn't believe it.
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Yeah, well, not... No, I know, but 18.
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You know, it's almost worse
than if they'd kept it at 21.
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There would be some honesty in that.
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We hate you and, you know, piss off.
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At least that would have
been consistent but, yeah,
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we'll make you slightly more equal.
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Yeah, well, big wow!
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Of course it's better, I
know that, of course it is.
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But, well, it's just...
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It's 1994!
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You know, Jesus!
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That's what this fella said last night.
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He said it was good and
that things were changing
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but it just makes you...
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I don't want to be tolerated, you know?
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I've got a bit of falafel in me teeth.
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It's impressive when you see it.
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The House of Commons. Have you been?
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It's bigger than it looks on telly.
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I just come down on my own.
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I wasn't planning to.
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I hadn't thought of it, really.
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I mean, I knew the vote was coming up,
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the reading of the bill.
I've been following it, but...
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Then it was on the front page that
morning that Derek Jarman had died
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and, erm...
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You know, not like it
was a sign or anything,
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I don't believe in all
that, but I just thought...
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"Sod it. I should go."
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You know, show them that we count.
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You know, we do exist.
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It does matter, the things
they're talking about, so...
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I mean, I'm not a big fan or anything.
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I just knew he was important, Jarman.
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I've seen his version of The Tempest.
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It was the first thing I saw at
the arthouse cinema back home.
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I never even knew they were a thing.
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And I taped Blue off Channel
4 a couple of months back.
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I haven't watched it yet.
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That's been the best
thing about sixth form,
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is discovering things like that.
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No-one at my old school would ever
have gone to something like that.
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Morons.
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There was this lad in my
year, Darren Hardcastle.
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Daz.
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All he'd talk about was wanking.
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You know, he was obsessed.
It's all he went on about.
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And if he wasn't banging on about
wanking, he was punching people.
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Wanking or punching.
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And I used to think, "This
is what prison must be like.
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This is like... 1984."
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I couldn't wait to leave.
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I ran from that place.
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Well, metaphorically.
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Well, literally.
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They arranged a scrap with
the comp across the field.
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I hated it.
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We were outside for hours
last night, shifting around,
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trying to keep warm.
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Most people were in groups, actually.
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I don't know if they were friends
or from, you know, Stonewall,
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that kind of thing.
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There were some banners and
signs and people had candles.
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You needed candles because
of how bloody cold it was,
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I'm telling you. Flipping heck!
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And there was a weird mix of
excitement because of what it was
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and boredom because it took ages.
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And this lad looked at me a
few times while I was there.
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I saw him looking.
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Caught his eye.
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Looked back.
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He was...
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You know, he was lovely.
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I can be a bit shy.
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And then finally someone come out,
must have said it had been done,
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whatever time it was, late,
come out of the House of Commons.
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I couldn't see who they were
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and then you heard
everyone starting to boo
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and you think, "Oh... "
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You know, because we'd been
there for so long because...
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Well, I don't know how many
people there were, but enough.
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You know, 200.
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Enough for it to feel like...
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You know, because I'm
used to being on my own.
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I don't know anyone else who's...
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gay.
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And last night, there were loads
of us, and we're nice, you know,
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I was looking round and I was
thinking, "These are nice people."
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And so you start to think, well, of
course they'll vote the right way.
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Why wouldn't they? What
would be the point in not?
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You start getting
carried away with reason.
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And I know...
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you shouldn't do that.
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And so this bloke come out and he
must have said they voted 18 and
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everyone started to boo cos I
think we had all convinced ourselves
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it was going to be 16, you
know, it was going to be equal,
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so it was like a... It was
like a kick in the teeth.
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And then we all sort of
surged towards the Commons,
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towards the doors he had come out of.
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It just happened and police
were there, a couple on horses,
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that kind of thing and...
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And people are chanting and shouting
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and just sort of, you know, pissed off,
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you know, and there is a bit
of a scuffle and I did think,
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just for a moment, "Is this... ?"
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Because a policeman's
helmet landed at my feet.
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Yeah, but it was nothing
really, and then someone shouted,
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"Let's go to Downing Street,"
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and so we all marched up there
and there was some shouting outside
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the gates for a bit
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and then we all went up to
Trafalgar Square and a group of
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people started sitting in the
road to block the traffic and...
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Well, you go along with
it, but I did feel a bit...
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You know, self-conscious, I suppose.
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You know, but also, like...
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You know, because I was pissed off, too,
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and the police were getting a bit...
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Well, not mardy but...
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It was late.
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I think we could all tell it had
run out of steam but we were angry.
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That's the point.
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And so what do you do?
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So we did that for, you know...
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... ten minutes.
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Then everyone went home.
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And then you read this morning
that there were scuffles
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between police and a
minority out to cause trouble.
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And there was no minority
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out to cause trouble,
it was so... piddly.
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There was a bit of shoving and
a bit of shouting and that's all.
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But to read the papers,
the bit there is,
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you'd think it was a kind of riot.
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That's kind of
interesting, the distortion.
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I've never been a part of something
that's been reported before.
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We were all just fed up.
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And so I'd missed my train by
this point and this fella, Marcus,
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that I'd been sitting in the road with,
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he asked if I wanted to go
back to his and I thought...
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Well, you know, but what do you do?
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I had nowhere to go, and so I did.
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That's his name, Marcus.
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Of course it is, sorry.
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"Mar-cous".
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We went back to his,
his flat, and it was...
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You know, I mean, it
was fine. It was a bit...
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Not... It was OK.
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I think I'd thought, and I mean,
this is stupid, I know it is,
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but I think I'd thought
people in London...
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London is just a place, isn't it?
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Like any other.
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I suppose you think, London...
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You know, I don't mean to sound snobby.
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It's not snobby. I'm not a snob.
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My mate Sean is proper bourgeois,
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though he'd have you believe he's
working class because his dad,
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I don't know, once drained
a radiator or something,
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but I remember his face when I
told him we had our tea on our laps
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on Sunday watching
Bullseye, so I'm not...
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... you know, posh.
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Anyway, he was asking
what I did, Marcus,
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and I told him I was a student
and he said he worked for the BBC
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in accounts, so that's
interesting, isn't it?
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Kind of. And I'd said from the start
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that I just needed a place to
stay until I could get a train home
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in the morning and he said that was OK.
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I was giving off the
right vibes, I think, so...
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Yeah, it was cool.
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He's a lot older than
me. He's 30, but he was...
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You know, nice.
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He made us some toast and put
the heat on, so it was fine.
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He had this jam that's
made without any sugar.
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And we talked a bit. He said he'd
been on a few marches and things.
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You know, not just gay, but other stuff.
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Poll tax, and...
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You know, so it was interesting.
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We talked about last night and
called them bastards and put the...
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What is it? Put the world to rights.
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And then he said, "Well, at least
that means you're legal now."
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You know, because I'm 18.
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I mean, I'm actually 17
but I'd told him I was 18
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because I thought 17
sounded a bit young.
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That's stupid, isn't it?
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And I think when he
said that, I thought...
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"Right... "
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You know?
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I just kind of laughed it off and
then he said he should go to bed
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and he went to get some
bedding for me for the sofa
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and I think he thought I was
a virgin, which I'm not, but...
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I mean...
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Well, I'm not not a virgin.
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But when he came back in the
living room with the bedding...
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... he was starkers and I thought...
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"Blimey!"
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You know, but then I thought,
maybe that's just what he does.
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Sean, my mate, sleeps in the nude.
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It never occurred to me
that was a thing you could do
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until I stopped round his.
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Well, a lot hadn't occurred to
me until I stopped round his.
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But anyway, so I was
sitting down on the sofa
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and he dropped the duvet
and pillows next to me.
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The duvet didn't have a cover on it.
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The things that go through your head!
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You know, I thought, "Mum
would never give someone a duvet
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without a cover on it."
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So then,
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he was there...
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You know, "Hello, boys!"
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So I'm kind of...
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And then he reached his hand out
and he stroked the back of my head,
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just softly, and... that
was actually quite nice.
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That sounds pathetic, doesn't it?
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I'm not an idiot, I knew what...
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Well, you know, cards were
on the table, but I thought,
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he's letting me stay
over and he's not...
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Well, he's quite nice,
you know, looking, I mean.
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He's all right. He's not
Kristian Schmidt, but...
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So I put him in my mouth.
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And that seemed to go down well.
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And then a minute or two later
he stood me up and he kissed me
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and I thought, "Right,
I've got to decide now,
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you know, if I'm not up for this,
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I've kind of got to say something now
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because you don't want to be rude."
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But I didn't say anything and so
he led me through into his bedroom
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and he said, "Is this all right?"
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And genuinely, for a split second,
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I thought he was asking about
his room, and I did think,
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"Well, now we know what Athena
does with its remaindered stock."
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But he had my top off by that point
and I felt kind of separate to it,
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like I was watching myself, you know,
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like Brecht, verfremdungseffekt.
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And I was kind of
talking to myself, saying,
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"Is this all right? Is this OK?"
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You know, keeping
calm. In my head, not...
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No, I think that might have put him off.
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But it was just nice not
to be rushed because...
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I suppose everything
I've done up till now
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has been at parties with
lads from college who...
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Well, you've got to sort of
take advantage of the moment.
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I say lads, it makes it sound
like there's hundreds of them,
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there's not, believe
me, really just me and...
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Well, just me and
Jamie Flynn, I suppose.
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And Sean.
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We...
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Not, not regularly, you know, not...
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If he's drunk and in the right mood,
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and I kind of know how to be in
the right place at the right time,
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but... Well, it's an art
more than it is a science
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and you've either got one
eye on the door or worse,
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you've got to kind of prep yourself
in case he loses the mood or after
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decides it didn't happen.
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I don't mean nasty, but just...
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So it was really the first time
it felt legitimate doing anything...
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you know, with an accountant!
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I didn't have a clue what I was
doing, I'll be honest, but...
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Well, he didn't...
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You know, he was nice, patient.
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He kept talking to me
and checking I was OK.
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I almost wished he wouldn't.
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I almost wanted him to just go for it.
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Almost.
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And I think, weirdly,
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and this feels weird now
I come to think about it,
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but I think because I
didn't madly fancy him,
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it meant I could relax a bit more.
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It didn't seem as important
as it might have done.
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I could just do what he told me
and weirdly that was kind of easier.
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I think...
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I mean, it wasn't easy really, but...
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While we were doing it... I can't
believe I'm telling you all this.
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I had a real coffee earlier.
I think it's kicking in.
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There was a moment where I was thinking,
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"Two hours ago I was outside Parliament
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and they were saying I
wasn't allowed to do this,"
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and that made me laugh,
and that turned him on
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because I think he thought it
meant I was getting into it,
294
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and I was getting into
it, but not because of...
295
00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:34,020
Not just because of him. I was
thinking about all the tossers
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who'd opposed it, opposed me,
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00:14:35,320 --> 00:14:37,839
and I was thinking, "If you
could fucking see me now."
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You know, fucking...
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And that felt great.
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Oh, I felt great.
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You know, who'd have predicted
I'd spent my first time
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thinking about Lady Olga Maitland
and Sir Nicholas fucking Fairburn.
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I doubt anyone's ever thought about
them while they're doing it before,
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including the people they're doing
it with, if they do ever do it,
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the desiccated twats.
306
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I wasn't dwelling on them. I'm not
a pervert. But it did give it a...
307
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A frisson.
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HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
309
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I've never said frisson before.
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I've only ever seen it written down.
311
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That's one of those
words, you know, like...
312
00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:29,000
hyperbole.
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And then,
314
00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:36,559
after, he turned the
light off and he held me
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while he fell asleep and...
316
00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:41,240
... all I could think was...
317
00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:45,680
... "I hope Mum and Dad weren't
watching the TV news," because...
318
00:15:46,840 --> 00:15:51,959
At one point, when we surged
towards the doors of the Commons,
319
00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:54,880
that's when I'd seen the cameras.
320
00:15:59,920 --> 00:16:03,559
They had these big lights on
the top of them, the cameras.
321
00:16:03,560 --> 00:16:07,240
You know, like spotlights,
because it was dark, obviously.
322
00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:10,999
I'd been trying to stay behind
this big bloke in front of me
323
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,959
so I wouldn't be seen,
but he moved out of the way
324
00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:15,079
just at the same moment
that one of them swung round
325
00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:16,600
and I know it got me full in the face.
326
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If that's been on the
News at Ten, I'm dead.
327
00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:25,280
So that's why I wondered
if you'd seen it.
328
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Well, I'll find out later
today, you know, when I get back.
329
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I mean, I was thinking about
him as well, you know, Marcus.
330
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I was thinking, "He could get
in trouble for this," but...
331
00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:43,079
But then I thought, "Yeah, but
who's going to say anything?"
332
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I mean, who is? Who really cares?
333
00:16:49,720 --> 00:16:51,280
Quite dry, aren't they, falafels?
334
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My friend Elisa, she's a vegetarian.
I mean, not just a vegetarian,
335
00:16:57,040 --> 00:17:00,520
she's quite fussy as well, you
know, fries everything in water.
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She's got this...
337
00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:07,040
Futon? No, tofu, instead of chicken.
338
00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:09,240
Have you tried it?
339
00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:11,400
I had some once.
340
00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:13,440
I wouldn't go mad.
341
00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:16,200
It's not really a substitute.
342
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:22,600
He's got his hand on his leg now.
343
00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:24,680
Those two blokes.
344
00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:28,200
It's just nice to see.
345
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:31,600
You know, Nottingham, there's nothing.
346
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:36,760
Gatsby's, MGM the first
Monday of every month.
347
00:17:38,120 --> 00:17:39,160
But, here...
348
00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:42,760
Well, it's not lunchtime yet.
349
00:17:47,720 --> 00:17:50,159
My two hopes are that there
won't be much coverage of it
350
00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:53,639
and that's a good bet, and
that it won't be on at all,
351
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or that they will only
show one or two seconds
352
00:17:55,760 --> 00:17:57,519
so I'll be really unlucky if I'm on it,
353
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or that Mum and Dad
weren't watching last night.
354
00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:05,241
Or that they were
watching and I was on it
355
00:18:05,242 --> 00:18:06,559
but they didn't see me because
356
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they won't be looking for me.
357
00:18:07,760 --> 00:18:09,360
They won't be expecting me to be on it.
358
00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:14,080
They'll think I stayed
around Sean's last night.
359
00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:18,640
I'm kind of looking forward
to telling him about it, Sean.
360
00:18:20,120 --> 00:18:22,000
I think I'll feel a bit
better around him now.
361
00:18:24,120 --> 00:18:25,360
You know, it was good fun.
362
00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:31,559
It's funny, isn't it?
Because if they'd said yes,
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if they had made it 16...
364
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... then I'd have gone straight home.
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