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This programme contains
some strong language.
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Mr. Jolly was doing illegal
organ transplants on the side, getting paid shitloads!
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Never mind about that!
I think our lives might be in danger!
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The important thing is that
in the time she has left, she has a stress-free environment.
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We haven't got much time!
Why? Your life could be in danger!
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Put Channel 5 on now!
Oh, my God! You've found it!
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So you want me to make you up
like him?
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Yeah. Just a big, white paper-plate
face. I thought you hated his guts.
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You were always calling him.
"Mr Jelly this, Mr Jelly that."
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Jolly.
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Well, I want to be a ladybird. We're
in a very serious situation here!
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I just need to go and pick up
an item so I can get some money to take us away somewhere.
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On the trip? If you like, yes.
I need to look like that to get it.
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I'd do it myself
but I've only got one hand.
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And what about Mrs Price?
She'll be mad if we don't bring her.
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Don't worry - she's got her...
device for company.
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Oh, the batteries'll have
run out by now.
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She falls asleep with it in. I'm
forever getting up to switch it off.
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Well, we'll send her
a postcard when we get there.
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Just concentrate and do as you're
told for once! All right!
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But I still want to be a ladybird.
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Where are we going, David?
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Do you remember when I was
a little boy and we went on that caravan holiday in Whitley Bay?
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We had that black-and-white portable
and could only get Tyne Tees.
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That's right. And I asked you
what was the one thing you'd like to do before you died.
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Yeah, and I said
wine tasting in France.
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No, you didn't. I did.
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I still do - I'd love to do that.
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Oh. I've completely misremembered
it, then. What did you think I said?
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Zorbing.
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Whoa!
THEY YELL
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Keep your knees together -
I can see between your legs!
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♪ Been zorbing through
the streets of Cali
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♪ We were always meant to be... ♪
Oh! Oh, I'm upside-down!
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♪ Zorbing together
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♪ And I think it's high time
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♪ We started. ♪
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Come on, Mum, you're OK. That's it.
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Watch your head!
HE CHUCKLES
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That was good, wasn't it?
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That was like
being in the washing machine.
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That was better than
wine tasting any day.
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SHE COUGHS
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Mum, what's wrong?
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I think this is probably it, son.
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Is that him? Yeah.
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We called you because we saw...
this flagged up in his file.
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Oh!
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Tell me about your time
at Ravenhill Hospital.
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Never heard of it.
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HE SCOFFS
And you've never heard of...
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Edwina Kenchington?
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Doesn't ring a bell.
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OK.
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Well...
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I'm not going anywhere.
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I can wait.
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Look, you have to charge me
or release me.
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I know my rights.
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PAPER TEARS
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Oops.
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Oh! Silly me.
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Let's see if we can...
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dry it off.
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All right, all right! I was a patient
at Ravenhill Hospital. Please...
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just let me have the book.
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Now we're getting somewhere.
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So, you enter Ravenhill Hospital
suffering from mild exhaustion and emerge...
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seven years later
as a recovering schizophrenic?
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Do you know how many...
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scientific breakthroughs
have been made completely by accident, Inspector?
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Archimedes' bath, Newton's apple,
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Fleming's mouldy petri dish.
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With me, it was
strawberry Pop Tarts...
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All the category D patients
were on a rota to take Nurse Kenchington her breakfast.
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But on this particular occasion,
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she wasn't there.
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Put that down and get out!
Yes, Nurse Kenchington.
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You didn't masturbate in my tea,
did you?
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No. No, I didn't.
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Good. Because Patient Wilkinson did,
and we soon put a stop to that.
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Now, go and weave yourself a basket
before I find a jar for you.
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Yes, Nurse Kenchington.
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Well? It's just, there's a mistake.
What are you talking about?
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The diatomic molecules
on the reactant side don't balance with the product valence shells.
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Yes, they do. They don't. The digits
have been entered incorrectly.
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I know how to enter digits,
pin head. Now, leave that alone.
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Don't...
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And that was it. The start of
seven long years of research.
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Research into what?
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Oh, the Holy Grail, Inspector.
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The secret of life itself.
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I think she was a weather girl to
start off with. Enjoy the sunshine!
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She got her baps out for Zoo.
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Oh, yes,
"Star of BBC3 comedy, Stinkfinger."
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I've never heard of it, have you?
Yeah, it was shit.
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I'll have to get more with it.
I haven't even got a video player.
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Right, I'll do the talking. You're
my boyfriend, just go along with it.
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What? Hi, Debbie, we're such
big fans of Shitfinger.
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Stinkfinger. That's it. Oh,
thank you. Who shall I put it to?
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To Peter and Michael. That's
your Christmas present ruined.
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Aah! "To Peter and Mich..."
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Is it E-A, E-A?
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I always find Michael really hard.
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Join the club!
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I'll just put Mike.
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We saw you on telly last night.
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Ah, what about that poor woman?
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I know, was it three different
men or one man three times?
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All right. What we wanted
to ask you was, where did you get that necklace from,
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because it was absolutely beautiful,
wasn't it, Michael?
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Yeah. Beautiful. Oh, don't say
that, I gave it away last night.
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Who to?
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To my make-up lady. Her name
was Hattie, you see,
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and it had this big H on the front,
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and she'd been admiring it
all night, so I thought...
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Oh! Don't you want your book?
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CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS
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OK, and if we could have you
the other way round, heads together.
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Lovely! Aw, It's so good that
you can do this, cos we didn't get time on the day, did we, Shahrouz?
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Do you want me to go
full-length on this?
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Not full-length, I don't want
to get the chain in, so...
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Can we have a little
smile from the groom?
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He's on medication,
so he's a bit groggy.
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Right, I want to do them
all again now, with glasses off.
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DOORBELL RINGS
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Oh, who's that?
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Chris! What you doing here?
I thought you were in Cranford.
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I've... I've got a few days off.
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Where's Shahrouz?
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Erm, you mean my husband?
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I mean my boyfriend, where is he?
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I've not spoken to him in days,
and his phone's turned off.
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Because he doesn't want
to talk to you. There, I've said it. What are you talking about?
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I don't know what you're playing at,
Hattie. Where is he?
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Well, he's not here.
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Chris? Chris? Chris?
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Shahrouz! Let me in!
Look, Chris, he's not, he's not...
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My God, baby,
what's she done to you?
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Chris. You must not be here,
they are watching the house.
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Who is? They are!
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What's she been saying?
Should I be getting all this?
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No, he's just a jealous ex.
Couldn't keep away, could you, Chris?
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What are you talking about?
Can't bear that he chose me over you.
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Christ, you've got him chained up!
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Yeah, well we're into all that,
aren't we, Shahrouz?
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You know, maybe he feels more
comfortable with me and he can express himself. Is he on drugs?
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Don't judge us, Chris. What
we get up to within our marriage is between me and my husband.
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Sorry about all this.
That's OK. Don't mind me.
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Well, tell him, Shahrouz. Tell him
who you want to be with. Er, Hattie.
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There you go, you see.
There's your answer.
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He has been fucking me
all afternoon!
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This way, this way, this way...
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You are sick, Hattie. You need help.
Oh, I need help, do I? Ha!
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Yes, you do! You are a pathetic,
sad little cow.
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Everyone laughs about you on
the make-up trucks, you know,
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crying into your white wine
every night. "I can't get a man, I can't get a man."
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Is it any wonder?
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You look a fucking state
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with your piss-hole eyes
and your flour-bag tits.
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You're a joke, Hattie.
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Come on.
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Shahrouz, if you walk out that door
this marriage is over.
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I will not take you back.
Sorry, Hattie.
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Sorry, Hattie.
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I'm three months' pregnant, Shahrouz!
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I'm going to have our baby.
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You'll never have kids, Hattie.
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You're too old.
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It's twins?
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So now we do glasses off, yeah?
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Connie, call security.
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Oh, good day to you. Er, I rang
earlier and made an appointment.
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Oh, erm...
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Oh, yes, Mr Jelly, isn't it?
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Jolly.
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Er, this is my assistant...
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Mrs Ladybird-Face.
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How kind of you to let me come.
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All right, don't overdo it.
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Right. And could I see
your security card?
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Yes. As per normal.
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Great. Well, if you'd
like to follow me,
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I'll take you to the storage banks.
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So what is it you do here, love?
Well, we use a process called vitrification
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to deep-freeze human organs
which can be stored and later used for medical research.
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Yeah, or sold for shitloads on eBay.
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How's your mother, by the way?
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Who? Mrs Kenchington.
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We haven't heard from her
in a while. She's dead.
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She got blown up, didn't she?
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Oh, gosh. I'm so sorry.
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Oh, it's all right.
Er, she just left the gas on.
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And I'm over it now.
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Well, presumably you'll
be taking over her account?
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Ah. How much is that?
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It's around £2,000 a month.
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Oh, no, no, fuck that off.
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Just close the account, thank you.
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Certainly. I'll get that fucked off
for you straight away.
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Right, here we are.
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Are you going to swipe your card?
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Of course. As per normal.
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Right, back in a sec.
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WHOOSHING
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Oh, shut that door, I'm frozzed.
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Right, get that chiller ready.
I'm going to lob it straight in.
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Is it ice cream? No, it's a kidney.
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That's a funny flavour.
Mind you, they have cookie dough now.
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Get ready!
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Ooh!
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It's my hand.
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Eh?
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He kept my hand all this time.
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Here we are,
this was your mother's item.
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You can sign for it now,
if you like. Very nice.
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Might I ask,
could this hand be re-attached?
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Yes, absolutely. There's no tissue
damage. It's perfectly preserved.
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It would also depend
on the condition of the...
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Red raw stump?
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Well, yes.
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Oh, thank you. Make a note of that,
would you, Mrs Ladybird-Face?
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You might be better off
putting in here, actually.
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These maintain vitrified items
for up to 30 minutes.
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Do you want to place it in?
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Shit!
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Butterfingers!
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So, tell me about
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'Silent Singer'?
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Kenchington had me working
on her project full-time.
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'None of the other inmates knew
about it. It was our little secret.
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'But, after six months,
my case came up for review.
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'I was completely cured by this time.'
Congratulations!
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'but I was enjoying the challenge.
I didn't want to leave.
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'So, I... made him up....
The Silent Singer.
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'I said I'd been seeing things,
hearing voices in my head.
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'And that was it!'
238
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I was borderline schizophrenic
and free to continue my work for another 12 months.
239
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So, he was just a figment
of your imagination?
240
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At first.
241
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'But then, three years in,
242
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'he actually paid me a visit.'
243
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'I wasn't scared.
244
00:17:25,375 --> 00:17:27,375
'He helped me deal
with my frustration.
245
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'I think he was my frustration.'
246
00:17:35,375 --> 00:17:38,375
What precisely
was the nature of your work?
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Ohh... I can't tell you that,
248
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I'm afraid... Top secret.
249
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Kenchington would kill me.
250
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From beyond the grave?
251
00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:55,655
What?
252
00:18:00,255 --> 00:18:03,055
She's dead, Jeremy.
253
00:18:06,535 --> 00:18:07,815
But where's the locket?
254
00:18:12,015 --> 00:18:13,055
Exactly.
255
00:18:15,215 --> 00:18:17,015
That's what I'm trying to find out.
256
00:18:18,135 --> 00:18:20,294
Body parts found in fridge?
257
00:18:20,295 --> 00:18:22,574
None. Nine.
258
00:18:22,575 --> 00:18:23,974
Who's that, Dahmer?
259
00:18:23,975 --> 00:18:25,574
I had Dennis Neilson.
260
00:18:25,575 --> 00:18:27,295
Nilsson. What?
261
00:18:28,735 --> 00:18:30,175
Nothing.
262
00:18:34,255 --> 00:18:37,094
Looks. Two.
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00:18:37,095 --> 00:18:38,135
Ten.
264
00:18:39,095 --> 00:18:40,774
Oh, David.
265
00:18:40,775 --> 00:18:43,415
I'd have given you eleven.
266
00:18:51,415 --> 00:18:55,695
I think it best to leave your mother
to rest for a while, Mr Sowerbutts.
267
00:18:56,815 --> 00:18:57,855
OK.
268
00:18:59,575 --> 00:19:01,494
How long do you think she's got?
269
00:19:01,495 --> 00:19:04,414
Well, let me put it this way,
270
00:19:04,415 --> 00:19:10,134
you know when you go food shopping
at, um... Nettos? Thought so.
271
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And you know on the food has
two dates - 'Sell By' and 'Use By'.
272
00:19:14,855 --> 00:19:20,494
Well, your mum has gone way past
Sell By and is now curling
273
00:19:20,495 --> 00:19:23,615
at the edges,
behind an onion in the salad drawer.
274
00:19:24,735 --> 00:19:27,334
So you're saying
I shouldn't eat her, then?
275
00:19:27,335 --> 00:19:28,375
No.
276
00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:31,935
Well, you shouldn't eat her,
but I'm saying...
277
00:19:33,495 --> 00:19:34,535
What am I saying?
278
00:19:34,536 --> 00:19:37,894
I'm saying you might like
to take her home
279
00:19:37,895 --> 00:19:39,854
and make her comfortable tonight.
280
00:19:39,855 --> 00:19:42,775
She won't need to set the alarm
for the morning.
281
00:19:45,815 --> 00:19:46,855
Oh...
282
00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:49,975
Thank you.
283
00:20:15,775 --> 00:20:17,094
What's going on, Kelvin?
284
00:20:17,095 --> 00:20:21,454
There's a bit of a problem,
we're just waiting for a new scart lead so I thought...
285
00:20:21,455 --> 00:20:24,814
With the investigation.
Have we located that bimbo from the chat show?
286
00:20:24,815 --> 00:20:28,495
Yes, eh, apparently,
she gave the locket away.
287
00:20:30,015 --> 00:20:31,295
Who to?
288
00:20:32,255 --> 00:20:36,654
Erm, to her make-up artist...
One Hattie Javanmardy.
289
00:20:36,655 --> 00:20:40,614
Christ, it's like pass the bloody
parcel! Do we know HER whereabouts?
290
00:20:40,615 --> 00:20:43,575
Yes. Finney's on his way.
Should be there any minute now.
291
00:20:47,135 --> 00:20:51,375
MUSIC: "Total Eclipse of the Heart"
by Bonnie Tyler
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MUSIC CONTINUES OVER SPEECH
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00:21:20,175 --> 00:21:21,774
What's going on? Who's this?
294
00:21:21,775 --> 00:21:25,535
That is my husband.
295
00:21:27,815 --> 00:21:29,334
Where's the locket, Hattie?
296
00:21:29,335 --> 00:21:32,374
What? THE LOCKET!
297
00:21:32,375 --> 00:21:34,894
Where is it? Oh, that.
298
00:21:34,895 --> 00:21:37,495
I gave it to the other detectives.
299
00:21:39,695 --> 00:21:41,215
What other detectives?
300
00:21:46,655 --> 00:21:48,814
So, this is it.
I wonder what's inside?
301
00:21:48,815 --> 00:21:52,334
No, don't open it yet.
Wait till we get back to the shop.
302
00:21:52,335 --> 00:21:53,855
MOBILE PHONE RINGS
303
00:21:56,055 --> 00:21:58,814
Hello... Whoa, whoa, slow down.
What you got?
304
00:21:58,815 --> 00:22:00,375
A head. A human head.
305
00:22:02,135 --> 00:22:04,375
Get it in the fridge quick.
We're nearly out of time!
306
00:22:04,376 --> 00:22:10,734
I told him not to go down
Springcroft. You get all them kiddies out of school.
307
00:22:10,735 --> 00:22:14,374
Kenchington was paying
two grand a month to keep it at some cryogenic freezer place.
308
00:22:14,375 --> 00:22:17,334
It must be worth something!
There's no room! Empty it, then!
309
00:22:17,335 --> 00:22:19,535
What's she doing storing a head?
What's going on?
310
00:22:19,536 --> 00:22:21,535
It's Jelly,
he's found a frozen head.
311
00:22:21,536 --> 00:22:24,495
What? Kenchington was keeping it
at a cryogenics place.
312
00:22:25,895 --> 00:22:30,774
Ask him if it's got a scar
on the left cheek. What? Ask him!
313
00:22:30,775 --> 00:22:33,294
Has it got a scar on the left cheek?
What's this, Guess Who?
314
00:22:33,295 --> 00:22:36,534
Let me have a look.
It's never going to fit.
315
00:22:36,535 --> 00:22:39,094
I'll have to snap the ears off.
Don't!
316
00:22:39,095 --> 00:22:41,295
Yes, it's got a scar. Who is it?
Yes, it's got a scar.
317
00:22:42,615 --> 00:22:44,614
It's Ehrlichmann. Who?
318
00:22:44,615 --> 00:22:49,615
Oh, my God,
she kept her father's head. What?
319
00:22:50,575 --> 00:22:52,934
Tell them to keep it
absolutely frozen.
320
00:22:52,935 --> 00:22:55,774
We'll need a big bag of ice
from Threshers. Basmati?
321
00:22:55,775 --> 00:22:58,055
Ice! Put it in there and pack it.
322
00:23:02,255 --> 00:23:07,894
Oh, I didn't know they
still did Arctic Roll. Yeah, yeah, they brought it back.
323
00:23:07,895 --> 00:23:10,294
'Pour them peas on top
and them fishfingers.'
324
00:23:10,295 --> 00:23:11,534
Mr Jelly?
325
00:23:11,535 --> 00:23:14,934
'It's Peter Bishop here
from Hoiti Toyti's. I need you'
326
00:23:14,935 --> 00:23:17,334
to transport it
to an address in London.
327
00:23:17,335 --> 00:23:22,094
I'll get Michael to text you
the details. London?
328
00:23:22,095 --> 00:23:24,015
I don't know who you are.
Why should I listen?
329
00:23:24,016 --> 00:23:28,535
Because if it's what I think it is,
then you're sitting on a goldmine.
330
00:23:31,455 --> 00:23:34,374
Right, we've got to get home
and pack a bag.
331
00:23:34,375 --> 00:23:36,535
But what's this got to do
with the locket?
332
00:23:37,655 --> 00:23:38,695
Everything.
333
00:23:40,655 --> 00:23:46,334
Right, that's the lot.
I've kept them chicken keeves for our tea. We're not having tea.
334
00:23:46,335 --> 00:23:49,974
I'm getting changed
and then we're going to London. Are we seeing a show?
335
00:23:49,975 --> 00:23:52,414
There's a new Phantom, isn't there?
336
00:23:52,415 --> 00:23:54,854
Raoul and Christine
have had a child...
337
00:23:54,855 --> 00:23:58,014
Never mind that. We're sitting
on a goldmine, apparently.
338
00:23:58,015 --> 00:24:00,775
And bring your rail card.
I'm not paying for you.
339
00:24:02,855 --> 00:24:03,895
Wha..?
340
00:24:09,175 --> 00:24:11,735
I'm so proud of you, David.
341
00:24:13,295 --> 00:24:14,815
You need to know that.
342
00:24:16,775 --> 00:24:18,695
You've never left me, have you?
343
00:24:20,215 --> 00:24:21,895
Only to go to the toilet.
344
00:24:25,255 --> 00:24:27,415
Yeah, but, even then,
I was watching you.
345
00:24:28,535 --> 00:24:30,055
You never knew that, did you?
346
00:24:32,935 --> 00:24:35,374
HE SNIFFLES
347
00:24:35,375 --> 00:24:36,975
Don't start getting upset.
348
00:24:39,935 --> 00:24:43,295
Good job I'm not religious
or I'd be shitting myself now.
349
00:24:44,855 --> 00:24:47,735
Was it wrong
to kill all those people?
350
00:24:50,255 --> 00:24:52,135
Didn't seem wrong.
351
00:24:54,335 --> 00:24:56,415
You were doing it to help me.
352
00:24:57,375 --> 00:25:00,694
Yeah... I was.
353
00:25:00,695 --> 00:25:03,334
I wish I could kill Death.
354
00:25:03,335 --> 00:25:05,935
Then he wouldn't be able
to kill you.
355
00:25:08,375 --> 00:25:11,335
You can't have a world
without Death, David.
356
00:25:14,015 --> 00:25:15,775
He finds you in the end.
357
00:25:18,495 --> 00:25:21,254
"One short sleep past,
we wake eternally
358
00:25:21,255 --> 00:25:22,895
"and death shall be no more.
359
00:25:24,975 --> 00:25:26,735
"Death, thou shalt die."
360
00:25:28,735 --> 00:25:30,734
Did you just make that up?
361
00:25:30,735 --> 00:25:32,335
No, John Donne.
362
00:25:34,815 --> 00:25:36,495
John did, David.
363
00:25:38,175 --> 00:25:39,535
It's John did.
364
00:25:49,815 --> 00:25:50,895
Mum?
365
00:26:02,055 --> 00:26:03,215
Mama.
366
00:26:33,815 --> 00:26:36,855
HE WEEPS
367
00:27:03,615 --> 00:27:06,094
MUSIC: "Oops, Upside Your Head"
by The Gap Band
368
00:27:06,095 --> 00:27:09,974
♪ Say, oops, upside your head,
I say, oops, upside your head
369
00:27:09,975 --> 00:27:14,174
♪ Say, oops, upside your head,
I say, oops, upside your head
370
00:27:14,175 --> 00:27:18,654
♪ Say, oops, upside your head,
I say, oops, upside your head
371
00:27:18,655 --> 00:27:23,294
♪ Say, oops, upside your head,
I say, oops, upside your head
372
00:27:23,295 --> 00:27:28,455
♪ Say, oops, upside your head,
I say, oops, upside your head... ♪
373
00:27:38,575 --> 00:27:41,894
Apparently, Albert Einstein's
brain was frozen after he died.
374
00:27:41,895 --> 00:27:44,334
And Walt Disney's.
375
00:27:44,335 --> 00:27:46,454
I think that's just a myth.
376
00:27:46,455 --> 00:27:50,134
They reckon in the future they'll
be able to bring them back to life.
377
00:27:50,135 --> 00:27:52,495
But who'd want to bring back
a dead Nazi?
378
00:27:57,415 --> 00:27:59,975
Oh, you'd be surprised.
379
00:28:17,135 --> 00:28:18,175
Heil Hitler.
380
00:28:36,615 --> 00:28:37,655
Schwartze.
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