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Previously on Psychoville...
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- This is Freddy.
- It's only a doll.
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Not for much longer.
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This whole collection
has taken me years to amass.
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- How many more do you need?
- Just the one, Tealeaf.
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I have this...
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This fantasy.
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That is so funny!
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I did a bad murder.
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Can you put me through
to the police...
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Happy with that, Graham? Being drowned?
Go and fill a bath, David.
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Trevor, Mr Jolly's here!
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Jelly! I'm Mr Jelly!
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They don't know!
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They don't know what he did to me.
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Sync: mpm & nitrogenc
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Place the prisoner in the dock.
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Clown Court is now in session.
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All rise for Judge Pennywise.
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Mr Jelly,
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you stand accused
of bringing clowning into disrepute.
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- How do you plead?
- Not guilty!
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Silence in court, the Judge is dead!
Somebody trumped and blew off his head!
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Exhibit A, m'lud.
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I know what you did!
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You killed her, didn't you?
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- What? I didn't kill anyone!
- Silence!
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Anything from the defence?
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Your request has been noted.
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Call your first witness.
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The prosecution calls
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Mr Jolly!
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- Mr Jolly?
- Yes, Your Honour.
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Can you tell us in your own words
what exactly the accused
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did to you?
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Mr Jelly stole my act.
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Liar! He stole my act!
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Silence in the courtyard!
Silence in the street!
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The biggest twit in England
is just about to speak!
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Starting frooooooooooooooooooooom...
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now.
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But I didn't do anything!
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- Guilty!
- Guilty! Guilty!
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Off with his hand!
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Off with his hand!
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Off with his hand!
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Off with his hand!
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Off with his hand!
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Off with his hand!
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Off with his hand!
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Off with his hand!
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- Off with his hand!
- It wasn't me!
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I didn't do anything!
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It wasn't me! I never killed anyone!
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Please! Please!
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I can't play it!
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I've only got DVD.
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I've not had tapes
since Shawshank Redemption.
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Now, this is what we midwives call
a birthing pool.
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It's become quite faddish of late
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amongst trendy young couples
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like yourselves.
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They roll around on space hoppers,
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listening to DVBs
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of dolphin music and burning
those candles that smell of Germolene.
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But in my experience,
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when you feel the stab
of that first contraction,
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you're gonna beg
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to be brought onto the ward
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flat on your back
and numb from the neck down.
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Isn't it more comforting
for the baby
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to pass from the womb
into an environment
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which is also warm and wet?
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Less stressful?
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I see that Dr Miriam Stoppard
has snuck back in.
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Hello Miriam, how's Tom?
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Oh, no, sorry, of course, he left you,
didn't he, for Felicity Kendall?
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If what you're actually asking is,
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"Joy, will a water birth
stop it from hurting?",
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well, I'm afraid my answer
would have to be no, it won't,
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because you don't get one of these
without a lot of pain.
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And believe me, mums and dads,
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- I know pain.
- What's this for, then?
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Do you catch the baby in it?
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There's one that got away!
Come in, number three, your time's up!
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No, that's what we call
the Stink Net.
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If you're pushing down
with all your might,
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a baby isn't the only thing
that'll pop out.
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So Dad,
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if you allow your partner
to choose a water birth,
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it will be your job
to scoop out all the tots.
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Excuse me.
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Joy, your husband's on the phone.
He wants you to come home straight away.
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I can take over here if you like.
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No, thank you, Nicola.
I think we're done. Thank you.
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David, stop playing with your food.
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Don't want it.
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Come on, it's good sausage, is that.
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What's the matter? Is it too big?
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Need it mushing up?
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"Police want to question
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"anyone who saw Graham
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"Whittaker on the day he died."
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Here, try that.
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That better?
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Poor Graham.
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- Flat as a pancake.
- Do you mind? I'm eating a pancake.
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We should count ourselves
lucky he went under that bus,
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or else he'd have gone
to the police.
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Did anyone else apart from him
see you do that murder?
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Him, him and her.
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That's three more witnesses
we've got to get rid of.
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Plus the two you've already killed.
That makes five!
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Can we not do six?
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Why?
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Six makes us proper serial killers.
Five's just mass murder.
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You're never satisfied,
are you, David?
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We'll have to see on the day
if there's anyone else knocking about.
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Come on, finish your sausage,
we've got work to do.
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Don't be disgusting!
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Use your fork.
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It's not in here, it's not
in his bedroom and it's not in the loft.
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- Then I don't know where it is.
- Karen, please listen to me!
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We've got people offering us
thousands of pounds
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for a stuffed crocodile.
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When was the last time you saw it?
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I put it in a box
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in the spare room marked "eBay".
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It's not there, is it?
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The one thing in this house that's worth
a lot, and you can't look after it.
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That's nice!
Never mind your wife,
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- and your kid!
- Karen, listen to me!
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We've got a blind man
on the driveway
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and a pair of Siamese twins
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on the patio.
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We are out of our depth.
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These people are serious collectors.
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Now get upstairs
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and find me
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that crocodile!
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- Mum?
- Shut up.
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Get out of the way.
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What's happening?
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I think they're just trying
to find it.
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Come on! Ring, why don't you ring?
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Here, check if I've got a signal,
will you?
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- How long have you had this phone?
- Ages.
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Nobody ever rings me on it.
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I've waited years
for this moment, Tealeaf.
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By the end of this day,
I'll be the only man in the world
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with a complete collection
of first generation Beanie toys.
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- Do you know what that makes me?
- Yeah.
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Rich, Tealeaf.
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Rich.
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Hello?
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- Hello?
- Who is it?
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Yeah...
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OK.
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Cool.
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Well?
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They're ready.
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Hello, Sean.
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What are you doing here?
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We haven't been double booked again,
have we?
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As you can see,
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nothing in this hand, and...
nothing in this hand.
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But what's this I see?
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How egg-straordinary!
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And that's for you, Barnaby,
and take a bow!
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You've got
a repetitive strain injury.
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I know you've worked very hard.
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A simple surgical procedure
should loosen the tendons.
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You'll be right as rain by Tuesday,
just in time for Philippa's party!
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Doctor, my GP said...
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Yes, I heard what he said,
and he shouldn't be in here.
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Could you leave, please?
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Yes, sorry.
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So you're a children's entertainer?
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How fascinating.
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Doctor, he's waking up.
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I'm terribly sorry.
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There were...
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complications.
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There's a lot we can do
with prosthetics these days,
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and with my help, there's no reason
why in six months' time...
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Can I just have some time
to think about it, please?
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Of course.
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Towel's just there.
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Sorry I'm late. I can only make
left turns. Through here, is it?
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... this hand.
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Nothing in this hand.
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What's this I see?
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How egg-straordinary!
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Doctor?
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Hello, Sean.
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I closed my eyes...
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Drew back the curtain...
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It arrived this morning.
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- Same handwriting as the other one.
- Come on, Freddy, what's the matter?
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Don't you like swede?
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Joy, didn't you hear me?
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Someone's trying to blackmail us.
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Come on, little soldier,
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just one more for the king?
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He's not taking it for some reason.
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- When's all this going to stop?
- Not until he's finished the whole jar.
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I mean... the situation with...
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- the baby.
- He has got a name, George.
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With Freddy.
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I can't keep this up much longer.
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How do you think I feel when people
come round to the house and see this?
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Proud, I hope.
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Just because Freddy
is special needs...
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What special needs?
A boil wash twice a week?
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Daddy's just being silly now,
isn't he, Freddy?
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He knows perfectly well
that you're hand-wash only.
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Joy, please, whoever sent this tape
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knows that you were put away.
They know what you did.
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I was ill, George. Ill.
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And I'm better now.
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No-one's got anything on me.
I'm ashamed of nothing.
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I know you're not ashamed,
but you're not well, Joy.
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Please,
why won't you let me help you?
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Like you helped Paul?
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Oh, that's not fair.
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Don't do this, Joy.
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If God won't give me another child,
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then I'll be God.
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- I don't need you or your useless seed.
- You don't know what you're saying.
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No-one said bringing up
a child would be easy.
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It's not a child!
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It's a doll.
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A horrible, stinking bag of rags!
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You see, George?
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It's working.
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Freddy, you clever boy.
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- Look stupid.
- You don't look stupid.
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You look pretty.
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Two women is less threatening,
remember.
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Don't forget to do your lady voice.
Do it?
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Hello, I'm Jill.
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On second thoughts,
keep your mouth shut. Take my lead.
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I'm ringing it.
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You need strapping up.
Why didn't you put that bra on?
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It is on. It's plopped out.
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Sorry about that, Miss McGinnis.
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We're from The Gentle Touch
Beauty Salon.
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This is Jill Gascoigne.
I'm Maggie Forbes.
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Yes, of course. Hello, ladies,
I was expecting you.
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I'll call you back.
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Everyone's out to lunch,
but can I get you anything? Drink?
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- Smoothie.
- No, thank you.
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- Smoothie!
- Jill loves smoothies. We'll be fine.
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- Maybe later.
- Mango.
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We'll get you one brought in.
Shall we go through to my office?
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I'm just dying to have this done!
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Do you think I care what you say?
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With Snow White asleep
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for a hundred years,
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that's the way it's going to stay!
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I'm the most beautiful woman
in all of Mulravia!
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Good crowd for a matinee, isn't it?
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I think those Cubs
are really getting it going.
264
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I hope you're not still mad
about last night, Robert.
265
00:18:21,356 --> 00:18:23,576
It was just meant as a joke,
you know?
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Brian says it's good for cast bonding
to have silly little in-jokes and stuff.
267
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It's nothing personal.
268
00:18:29,377 --> 00:18:31,350
Well, I can play a few tricks
of my own.
269
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Great! I can't wait to see them!
270
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Can I get you in the box?
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Oh, yes, I am!
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- Oh, no, you're not!
- Oh, yes, I am!
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Just want you to know that I had
nothing to do with what happened.
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It's too late for sorry, Kerry.
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What are you gonna do?
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Oh, Snow White.
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She's so beautiful,
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but yet she still won't wake!
279
00:19:13,845 --> 00:19:15,705
Who's going to cook
and clean for us now?
280
00:19:15,875 --> 00:19:17,670
Only love's first kiss
will break the spell.
281
00:19:18,186 --> 00:19:21,512
We must remain true to her
until the spell is broken.
282
00:19:24,141 --> 00:19:25,393
Who's this?
283
00:19:27,477 --> 00:19:29,182
I am Prince Charming,
284
00:19:29,484 --> 00:19:33,310
and I have been searching the land
for my true love. Her name...
285
00:19:33,570 --> 00:19:35,390
Don't you mean HIS name?
286
00:19:36,443 --> 00:19:38,407
... is Snow White.
287
00:19:39,050 --> 00:19:41,800
- Have you heard of her?
- She's here, but you're too late.
288
00:19:41,970 --> 00:19:44,456
She's been struck down
by a terrible curse.
289
00:19:45,130 --> 00:19:47,270
I must kiss her ruby lips
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before I part hereof.
291
00:19:50,318 --> 00:19:52,390
I can't look! I can't look!
292
00:19:55,843 --> 00:19:57,830
What's that? She wakes!
293
00:20:02,530 --> 00:20:03,530
She wakes!
294
00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:09,701
Oh, Snow White,
I'm so happy to see you!
295
00:20:11,483 --> 00:20:13,075
It's Wednesday matinee!
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00:20:13,478 --> 00:20:14,830
Thank you, Snow White.
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00:20:15,090 --> 00:20:17,310
I will treasure this always.
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Snow White,
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will you be my bride?
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00:20:20,883 --> 00:20:21,910
What's that?
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She said yes!
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00:20:32,450 --> 00:20:34,050
She's still breathing.
303
00:20:35,170 --> 00:20:38,479
- Are you happy now?
- No. I'm Blusher, remember.
304
00:21:47,786 --> 00:21:50,271
What do you want with me?
Haven't you done enough?
305
00:21:50,441 --> 00:21:52,243
I don't know
what you're talking about!
306
00:21:52,413 --> 00:21:55,150
Threatening me, sending me messages,
you're driving me mad!
307
00:21:55,320 --> 00:21:56,870
What messages?
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00:21:59,828 --> 00:22:02,375
- Who sent you this?
- You did.
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00:22:03,933 --> 00:22:05,033
That's an O.
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00:22:08,050 --> 00:22:09,650
This was meant for me.
311
00:22:11,610 --> 00:22:15,255
As you can imagine, I never really get
the chance to go to town on my make-up.
312
00:22:15,425 --> 00:22:17,990
We hear this so often,
don't we, Jill?
313
00:22:18,250 --> 00:22:20,768
This on-site makeover,
it's a fabulous idea.
314
00:22:20,938 --> 00:22:24,110
And you're already looking fabulous,
Miss McGinnis.
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00:22:25,410 --> 00:22:27,550
Jill, you know, I really know
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00:22:27,810 --> 00:22:29,838
your face.
Have you ever used our lawyers?
317
00:22:30,008 --> 00:22:31,008
Pardon?
318
00:22:31,490 --> 00:22:33,529
I doubt she has.
She's only just joined a library.
319
00:22:33,699 --> 00:22:35,550
Now, what I've done here
320
00:22:35,810 --> 00:22:38,114
is take your eyebrows down a bit,
321
00:22:38,284 --> 00:22:39,830
so as to make more of your face.
322
00:22:40,090 --> 00:22:41,270
Right. Can I see?
323
00:22:41,530 --> 00:22:43,200
Not yet.
I wouldn't want you to see
324
00:22:43,370 --> 00:22:45,369
the painting
without all the paint on.
325
00:22:45,539 --> 00:22:47,270
Is that nearly ready, Jill?
326
00:22:51,010 --> 00:22:52,670
- What is that?
- That's our...
327
00:22:52,930 --> 00:22:55,008
portable electrolysis machine.
328
00:22:55,580 --> 00:22:57,190
We'll soon have all your hair off.
329
00:22:58,377 --> 00:22:59,977
Not all of it, I hope!
330
00:23:00,686 --> 00:23:03,150
I had a friend,
well, a client actually.
331
00:23:03,410 --> 00:23:04,710
She had beautiful long hair
332
00:23:04,970 --> 00:23:06,550
and she had it all shaved off.
333
00:23:06,810 --> 00:23:09,630
She called it cancer chic.
I thought she looked like Ben Kingsley.
334
00:23:09,890 --> 00:23:11,390
Ma'am?
I mean,
335
00:23:12,106 --> 00:23:13,830
- Maggie Forbes?
- What?
336
00:23:14,773 --> 00:23:16,025
Plastic chair.
337
00:23:18,970 --> 00:23:20,918
Plastic chair, it won't work.
338
00:23:23,167 --> 00:23:25,949
All right, if we could just
339
00:23:26,210 --> 00:23:28,674
scooch you over to this chair,
please, Cheryl.
340
00:23:29,970 --> 00:23:31,562
Well, it's not as comfortable.
341
00:23:31,732 --> 00:23:33,612
It's where I sit my clients.
342
00:23:33,782 --> 00:23:36,150
Well, it won't be for long.
343
00:23:37,650 --> 00:23:39,790
- I don't like the look of those.
- It's nothing.
344
00:23:40,232 --> 00:23:42,870
We just give your hairy patches
a blast of electric
345
00:23:43,318 --> 00:23:45,550
to kill off
all those unwanted follicles.
346
00:23:45,810 --> 00:23:47,950
I would rather do this
with a cream...
347
00:23:48,210 --> 00:23:51,522
No, you wouldn't. You never know
what they've put in a cream.
348
00:23:52,168 --> 00:23:53,790
Electric's electric.
349
00:23:54,050 --> 00:23:56,133
She looks like
that sausage face from this morning!
350
00:23:56,303 --> 00:23:57,390
Shut up!
351
00:23:57,650 --> 00:23:59,510
You are brutally honest, aren't you?
352
00:23:59,770 --> 00:24:03,230
- I didn't think it was that noticeable.
- People don't see it on themselves.
353
00:24:03,490 --> 00:24:05,582
When I first met Jill,
she looked like Brian Blessed,
354
00:24:05,752 --> 00:24:07,510
didn't you, Jill?
Now look at her!
355
00:24:07,770 --> 00:24:09,070
Wait a minute...
356
00:24:10,364 --> 00:24:12,510
David? Is that you?
357
00:24:13,456 --> 00:24:14,470
Ma'am?
358
00:24:14,731 --> 00:24:15,778
Now, David!
359
00:24:21,740 --> 00:24:24,006
Hiya. We've just finished.
She's all done.
360
00:24:24,176 --> 00:24:25,739
Yeah. To a crisp.
361
00:24:25,998 --> 00:24:28,825
I got a smoothie! I got a smoothie!
362
00:24:36,530 --> 00:24:38,990
I have in front of me
the two sealed bids,
363
00:24:39,250 --> 00:24:42,582
with regard to the sale
of Snappy the Crocodile.
364
00:24:43,450 --> 00:24:45,410
Could I please just ask to see
that both parties
365
00:24:45,580 --> 00:24:47,630
have enough cash
to honour these bids?
366
00:24:52,450 --> 00:24:53,466
Most agreeable.
367
00:24:53,636 --> 00:24:55,041
I will now open
368
00:24:55,211 --> 00:24:57,233
and peruse the bids.
369
00:24:57,622 --> 00:24:59,230
- Dad?
- Not now, Ian.
370
00:24:59,888 --> 00:25:01,787
- But Dad...
- Go to your room!
371
00:25:02,186 --> 00:25:04,430
Karen, if you'd like to distribute
372
00:25:04,691 --> 00:25:06,790
the Melton Mowbray mini pork pies.
373
00:25:10,666 --> 00:25:12,251
Gentlemen and ladies,
374
00:25:13,005 --> 00:25:14,705
thank you for your bids.
375
00:25:14,954 --> 00:25:16,430
We do have a winner.
376
00:25:17,799 --> 00:25:18,830
The new owner
377
00:25:19,090 --> 00:25:21,310
of the first generation
378
00:25:22,146 --> 00:25:24,710
Snappy the Crocodile is...
379
00:25:27,189 --> 00:25:29,692
Come on, Bob. It's not X Factor.
380
00:25:33,762 --> 00:25:36,896
With a bid of £859,000!
381
00:25:37,066 --> 00:25:38,066
Fuck off!
382
00:25:38,586 --> 00:25:40,670
Fix!
He saw us writing ours!
383
00:25:40,930 --> 00:25:42,870
How did I?
You've got my eyes, remember?
384
00:25:43,530 --> 00:25:46,885
Karen, if you'd like
to take Mr Lomax to the item.
385
00:25:47,906 --> 00:25:49,626
I will count the money.
386
00:25:51,290 --> 00:25:52,487
Go and play outside.
387
00:25:52,657 --> 00:25:54,207
- But mom'...
- Ian!
388
00:25:58,394 --> 00:25:59,992
Congratulations.
389
00:26:00,978 --> 00:26:03,880
- I hope you think it's worth the money.
- Oh, I do,
390
00:26:04,573 --> 00:26:05,573
I do.
391
00:26:09,990 --> 00:26:11,590
It's been a long time.
392
00:26:18,838 --> 00:26:20,521
What do you call this?
393
00:26:21,859 --> 00:26:24,870
Just because I'm blind,
doesn't make me stupid!
394
00:26:25,324 --> 00:26:27,698
Tealeaf! Don't give him the cash,
it's a fake!
395
00:26:28,650 --> 00:26:30,750
- Stay calm.
- What are you trying to pull?
396
00:26:31,092 --> 00:26:34,502
We have got him, we just can't lay
our hands on him right now.
397
00:26:34,970 --> 00:26:37,950
Look! They're trying to fob me off
with this, a sock with buttons on!
398
00:26:38,210 --> 00:26:40,830
- So where is he, then?
- It's perfectly safe. I guarantee that.
399
00:26:41,090 --> 00:26:42,440
All bets are off!
400
00:26:42,970 --> 00:26:45,190
- Have you got it or not?
- We had it, I know we had it.
401
00:26:45,450 --> 00:26:47,350
Serves you right for dealing
402
00:26:47,610 --> 00:26:49,150
with Mr Magoo over there.
403
00:26:49,410 --> 00:26:51,941
That's rich,
coming from a Push-Me-Pull-You!
404
00:27:23,786 --> 00:27:27,656
Close every door to me
405
00:27:28,074 --> 00:27:32,297
Hide all the world from me
406
00:27:32,772 --> 00:27:36,486
Bar all the windows
407
00:27:36,656 --> 00:27:40,326
and shut out the light
408
00:27:42,244 --> 00:27:44,470
Do what you want
409
00:27:44,730 --> 00:27:46,006
with me
410
00:27:46,176 --> 00:27:50,176
Hate me and laugh at me
411
00:27:51,083 --> 00:27:55,056
Darken my daytime
412
00:27:55,226 --> 00:27:59,226
And torture my night...
413
00:27:59,615 --> 00:28:03,940
For I know we will find
414
00:28:01,564 --> 00:28:03,614
Was that meant for you as well?
415
00:28:04,110 --> 00:28:08,776
Our own peace of mind
416
00:28:08,946 --> 00:28:13,389
For we have been promised
417
00:28:13,777 --> 00:28:17,777
A land of our own.
418
00:28:17,827 --> 00:28:22,377
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