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[upbeat music]
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Aw, I loved Olympifury.
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[glass shatters, horn honks]
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Green Fury is saving people
in a burning building!
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[dramatic music]
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[whooshing]
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- Thanks.
- You'll be okay here.
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Green Fury, is that
guy your new boyfriend?
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Have you gained a bunch of weight
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since The Olympian dumped you?
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Did he dump you because
you didn't want children?
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Or did he dump you because you do?
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Hey! This woman just
saved an entire building,
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and all you care about
is who she's dating?
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Yes! Thank you!
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And I don't understand why people
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keep calling me Green Fury.
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I mean, I understand the "Green" part,
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but I literally save
people's lives for a living!
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- [Jack-O-Lantern laughing evilly]
- Watch out!
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- [fireball whooshes]
- [Emily grunts]
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Green Fury!
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You okay?
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Yeah. Thanks.
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Hey! I owe you one.
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Oh.
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If you're ever in trouble,
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just push that button.
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Thanks. I will.
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[whooshing]
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[chuckles softly]
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Oh, come on.
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Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
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You bitch.
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You knew I liked her.
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- Wh...
- How dare you?
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No... [scoffs]
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[heroic music]
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So you're telling me, if you
push that, Green Fury will come?
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- It's what she said.
- I'll give you $10,000 for it.
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It's for emergencies, Teddy.
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And Green Fury just came
off dating The Olympian.
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I don't know if you're her type.
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- Both: Ooh!
- Okay. All right, all right.
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If it's the abs things,
I been working on mine.
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I watched this YouTube video
all about airbrush contouring
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for this area, and
it's pretty photo-real
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if I just, like, constantly
stand in front of her
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at the exact same angle.
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We did a dry run. I was mesmerized.
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Uh-huh. Shredded! [chuckles]
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I'll kick in 500 bucks if I can be there
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to watch her break his heart.
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Aww, thank you, Wendy. Okay,
so we're at $10,500 now.
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Are you really gonna
walk away from that?
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So are you walking away from that,
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or are you just... walking away?
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Ah, there she is!
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Who's ready for her first board meeting?
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- This gal!
- [laughs]
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I can't believe the
board even knows who I am.
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They don't! They said
if I wanted to bring
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a lesser person to
make me feel important,
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that I could.
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Well, they'll know who I am soon.
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I've got some great ideas
on the Wayne Security Poncho.
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Do you want me to tell you now
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or surprise you in front of the board?
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Ooh, I so love surprises, but...
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Listen, why don't we go
with door number three?
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Hmm? You don't talk at all.
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Well, if I don't talk, what do I do?
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Quite a bit, actually.
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If I make a funny, you make a laughy.
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But, Van, this is my chance
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to meet the top
executives at the company.
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Okay, it is my moment to shine!
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And shine you will,
Emily. Shine you will.
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But dimly. Very dimly.
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Can you believe Van
wants me to sit silently
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in my first board meeting?
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Actually, he's right.
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If you want to move
ahead in this company,
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you don't pitch them your ideas.
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You tell the idiots in that boys club
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how brilliant their ideas are.
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So you want me to be a yes-man?
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It works for Van.
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He is the Mozart of sucking up.
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Jackie, hey, send Charles a cheese log
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as a congratulations for his vasectomy.
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He'll get that that's
a penis joke, right?
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I'll throw in some
chestnuts and a nutcracker.
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[laughs] Chestnuts?
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I don't get it.
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He doesn't get it.
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Mommy!
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You better not be having any fun.
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Mom!
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I hate this place, and
I'm all out of tape.
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Hey, next time you put
tape all over your face,
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start with your mouth.
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Jackie! You brought your daughter?
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I love kids.
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You can put anything in their pockets,
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and no one ever checks.
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Hey, Ruby, do you want to go shopping?
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- Yeah!
- She can't.
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She was suspended from school
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because she hit another kid.
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Dope!
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So what'd the punk do to
deserve an ass-whupping?
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Well, I don't know, because
Ruby refuses to tell me.
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Hey, do you want to go hide
thumbtacks in Steve's sandwich?
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- Cool!
- No.
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Unfortunately, she's
too young to understand
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that you're a cautionary tale.
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You're sitting quietly by me.
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- Lame!
- Lame!
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[whispering] I'm sorry.
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You're lame!
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- Your mom is so lame.
- I know.
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So we'll just toss that
money into the fake charity
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we made for tax purposes,
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unless anyone has any moral objections.
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[laughter]
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Don't laugh as loud as me.
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- I'm not.
- Okay, shh.
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All right, next item on the agenda
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is the Wayne Security Poncho.
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It is resistant to
lasers, gamma rays, fire,
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and, apparently, consumers.
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Oh, no!
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Our sales are as low
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as Charles' sperm count.
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[laughs] Kink in the hose!
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So we are discontinuing it.
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Oh, no! The head honcho
just killed the poncho.
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Oh! Oh!
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Uh, wait a minute.
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You can't just give up on the poncho.
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It's a fantastic product.
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Which no one is buying,
but you know who is?
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This guy!
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Come on. First round is on me.
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Uh, no.
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I would like to hear out the young lady
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who just shut down our entire meeting.
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[laughs]
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Well, the reason it's not selling
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is because it doesn't
have a cool factor.
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What we really need is a spokesperson
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that will make it cool by association.
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Like a Kevin James.
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He is the King of Queens.
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I was thinking someone like a superhero.
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- Oh, my.
- [laughter]
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Superheroes don't do commercials.
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- I can get Green Fury.
- Oh, my God.
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I think maybe you
could order green curry,
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but don't give any to me
because it makes me repeat.
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[laughter]
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[whooshing]
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Did you butt-dial me,
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or do I need to ruin someone's day?
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Um, I'm sorry, I-I
didn't get your name.
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- Van Wayne.
- It's Emily. Emily Locke.
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I gave you that button for emergencies.
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Well, and this is an emergency,
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a work emergency,
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which some people
would say is actually...
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I'm not hawking your dumb poncho.
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- I'm a superhero.
- Yeah. You are.
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But right now, the world sees you
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like this.
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Damn it!
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I was saving that doughnut shop.
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I wasn't eating there.
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No one asks The Olympian if
he's packed on a few pounds,
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and I eat one lousy doughnut
and I'm on every cover.
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Don't listen to them, Green.
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Your body's bangin'.
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- Who the hell's this dick?
- Well...
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I'm Vanderveer Wayne,
and for the record,
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I think The Olympian was
crazy to dump yo' ass.
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He didn't dump me. I dumped him.
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No wonder the Justice League
doesn't take me seriously
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when this crap is all they see.
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Well, what if we showed
them something else?
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We will build a campaign
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that will show the
world how strong, smart,
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and capable you are.
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The Justice League will
come crawling for you.
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Yeah, and it doesn't matter
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how many guys dump you
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or how many doughnuts
you stuff in your face
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to drown your sorrows.
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- Van, I got this.
- All right.
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Oh, what the hell?
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Things can't get any worse.
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I'll do it.
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But if you make me
look stupid in any way,
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remember that I shoot
fire out of my hands.
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Don't worry. We're gonna
make you look great.
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- We're the best and brightest.
- Hey, Green Fury!
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I can show you where
the secret bathroom is.
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[gasps] She's looking at me!
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She's looking at me!
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No, she's looking at me!
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- [Wendy giggles]
- Is she okay?
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No.
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You pressed the Green
Fury button without me?
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You know I have an
unhealthy obsession with her.
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Green Fury is going to
be working with us, Teddy,
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so I'm gonna need you to not act weird.
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Besides, she never gave
you the time of day.
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Yeah, but I figured out why.
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- Oh, because of reality?
- No.
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It's because I wasn't rocking...
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this.
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- Oh.
- That looks uncomfortable.
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I got it from an up-and-coming
Swedish designer named Yaast.
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- So you got a Yaast infection?
- [laughs]
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[laughs mockingly] Okay, you guys
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have no idea what you're talking about.
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I'm gonna go ask some people
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who are paid to give their opinion.
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- Your jacket looks stupid.
- You're stupid.
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Ladies, you all look
beautiful, first off.
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Thank you for coming to our focus group.
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I would remind you, you are allowed
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up to two slices of pizza,
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but I have been known
to lose count, okay?
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[laughter]
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Now, let's talk Scarecrow's
gas mask, all right?
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Excuse me, Ron, can I borrow
these ladies for a second?
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I mean, we are in the
middle of something right...
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I'll keep it moving.
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What do you think about this jacket?
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Uh... not a fan.
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What if I told you this jacket
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is a Yaast?
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Which way do I turn the
dial if I hate something?
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Oh, to the left, but
I want to remind you
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he is not a part of this...
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Looks like the kind of thing
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someone I don't like would wear.
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I understand that,
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but perhaps we can focus on this mask.
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I feel like he gives
off a judgy type of vibe.
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- Oh, I do?
- Yeah.
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Like he thinks he's
better than everybody else.
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- Okay, you know what?
- I've felt that before.
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This is not about me.
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This is about a very cool jacket
259
00:09:12,350 --> 00:09:14,117
that your simple minds
can't comprehend, so...
260
00:09:14,119 --> 00:09:15,618
- Oh, okay.
- [Teddy blows raspberry]
261
00:09:15,620 --> 00:09:17,653
Oh, um, ladies, I do want
to apologize for my friend,
262
00:09:17,655 --> 00:09:20,490
and I'm gonna go ahead and
remove that two-slice limit.
263
00:09:20,492 --> 00:09:21,891
It's a pizza party, y'all!
264
00:09:21,893 --> 00:09:24,227
- Whimsical zipper.
- It looks stupid.
265
00:09:24,229 --> 00:09:25,528
You look stupid.
266
00:09:25,530 --> 00:09:26,448
Did he just call you stupid?
267
00:09:26,450 --> 00:09:28,364
I mean what I say. I mean what I say.
268
00:09:28,366 --> 00:09:29,432
Stupids.
269
00:09:29,434 --> 00:09:31,467
- Okay, um, Teddy?
- Yeah?
270
00:09:31,469 --> 00:09:34,604
You are testing terribly
with women age 18 to 49.
271
00:09:34,606 --> 00:09:36,105
[indistinct shouting]
272
00:09:36,107 --> 00:09:37,440
The dust from the rubble clears
273
00:09:37,442 --> 00:09:40,576
as Green Fury surveys the survivors.
274
00:09:40,578 --> 00:09:41,811
She says,
275
00:09:41,813 --> 00:09:43,646
"You don't need a cape to be super.
276
00:09:43,648 --> 00:09:46,282
You just need a Wayne Security Poncho."
277
00:09:46,284 --> 00:09:47,784
- Ooh.
- They put on the poncho
278
00:09:47,786 --> 00:09:49,719
and follow her into a burning building,
279
00:09:49,721 --> 00:09:51,854
now completely protected.
280
00:09:51,856 --> 00:09:53,356
Explosion, explosion, explosion,
281
00:09:53,358 --> 00:09:55,825
and... fade out.
282
00:09:55,827 --> 00:09:57,260
[quirky music]
283
00:09:57,262 --> 00:09:58,761
That was...
284
00:09:58,763 --> 00:10:00,897
285
00:10:00,899 --> 00:10:02,765
- Terr...
- Fantastic.
286
00:10:02,767 --> 00:10:04,033
Fantastic.
287
00:10:04,035 --> 00:10:05,735
Fantastic! [laughs]
288
00:10:05,737 --> 00:10:07,670
You took the words
right out of my mouth.
289
00:10:07,672 --> 00:10:09,182
Emily, this is impressive.
290
00:10:09,185 --> 00:10:10,867
You're gonna go very
far at this company...
291
00:10:10,870 --> 00:10:13,542
as long as you're not Facebook
friends with any of our wives.
292
00:10:13,545 --> 00:10:14,777
[laughs]
293
00:10:14,779 --> 00:10:16,045
I don't have a wife,
294
00:10:16,047 --> 00:10:18,414
unless you count marriages in Mexico.
295
00:10:18,416 --> 00:10:19,582
No comprende.
296
00:10:19,584 --> 00:10:21,918
- No.
- No comprende.
297
00:10:21,920 --> 00:10:24,287
I fit in.
298
00:10:24,289 --> 00:10:25,932
[dramatic music]
299
00:10:25,935 --> 00:10:29,158
Well, Superman, you may
be the Man of Steel...
300
00:10:29,160 --> 00:10:31,861
unless I steal your manhood!
301
00:10:31,863 --> 00:10:35,631
- [saw whirring]
- [both laughing maniacally]
302
00:10:35,633 --> 00:10:37,867
[saw powers down]
303
00:10:37,869 --> 00:10:40,603
both: Oh!
304
00:10:40,605 --> 00:10:43,546
- We were emasculating Superman!
- Yeah.
305
00:10:43,549 --> 00:10:44,907
Go sit at my desk.
306
00:10:44,909 --> 00:10:46,909
Fine.
307
00:10:46,911 --> 00:10:48,544
Not you, dummy.
308
00:10:48,546 --> 00:10:49,545
Ruby.
309
00:10:49,547 --> 00:10:50,513
Oh.
310
00:10:50,515 --> 00:10:51,514
Bye!
311
00:10:51,516 --> 00:10:53,649
You're mean.
312
00:10:53,651 --> 00:10:56,452
Oh, my gosh. Ruby is so awesome.
313
00:10:56,454 --> 00:10:58,588
She gives the best advice, like,
314
00:10:58,590 --> 00:11:00,523
"Sometimes a cloud makes you happy.
315
00:11:00,525 --> 00:11:02,458
Sometimes a cloud makes you sad."
316
00:11:02,460 --> 00:11:04,627
It's like, how does she know?
317
00:11:04,629 --> 00:11:06,221
I'm gonna shut down this friendship
318
00:11:06,224 --> 00:11:09,425
before Ruby also starts dressing
like a sexually active grandma.
319
00:11:09,428 --> 00:11:13,669
- Oh! Thank you.
- She's not here to play.
320
00:11:13,671 --> 00:11:15,805
She's being punished
for punching another kid.
321
00:11:15,807 --> 00:11:17,540
Oh, Miles totally had it coming.
322
00:11:17,542 --> 00:11:18,975
She had a good reason.
323
00:11:18,977 --> 00:11:21,477
Wait, she told you why she punched him?
324
00:11:21,479 --> 00:11:23,779
Yeah... but I can't say anything.
325
00:11:23,781 --> 00:11:25,548
She made me pinkie swear.
326
00:11:25,550 --> 00:11:28,284
- Tell me.
- I'm sorry, Jackie.
327
00:11:28,286 --> 00:11:30,987
We pinkie sweared.
328
00:11:30,989 --> 00:11:33,956
[whispering] We pinkie sweared.
329
00:11:33,958 --> 00:11:35,725
330
00:11:35,727 --> 00:11:38,127
Emily, hi, you're a
single heterosexual female
331
00:11:38,129 --> 00:11:40,263
between the ages of 24 and 35, right?
332
00:11:40,265 --> 00:11:41,831
Or is this Green Fury
thing more than just
333
00:11:41,833 --> 00:11:42,999
a little experimentation?
334
00:11:43,001 --> 00:11:44,433
We're just friends.
335
00:11:44,435 --> 00:11:45,732
Okay, well, congratulations.
336
00:11:45,735 --> 00:11:48,004
You've been selected
to take a short survey.
337
00:11:48,006 --> 00:11:50,573
"How sexually desirable
do you find Teddy
338
00:11:50,575 --> 00:11:52,083
on a scale from one to ten?"
339
00:11:52,086 --> 00:11:53,436
Teddy, I don't have time for this.
340
00:11:53,438 --> 00:11:55,645
I am on a rocket ship to
the top of this company.
341
00:11:55,647 --> 00:11:57,179
Okay, so, like, 8 1/2?
342
00:11:57,181 --> 00:11:58,848
Let's call it a nine.
Keep the math easy.
343
00:11:58,850 --> 00:12:00,750
Look, Ron, you saw how
I tested with women.
344
00:12:00,752 --> 00:12:02,018
How am I gonna win over Green Fury
345
00:12:02,020 --> 00:12:03,386
if I can't charm a focus group?
346
00:12:03,388 --> 00:12:05,087
I'm not sure you
should put so much stock
347
00:12:05,089 --> 00:12:06,868
in a group of people we found at a mall
348
00:12:06,871 --> 00:12:08,291
eating Sbarro's at 10:00 a.m.
349
00:12:08,293 --> 00:12:10,059
I mean, who eats a breakfast calzone?
350
00:12:10,061 --> 00:12:10,782
[chuckles]
351
00:12:10,785 --> 00:12:13,062
Plus, I mean, I think you're great.
352
00:12:13,064 --> 00:12:14,397
Yeah, but I've always tested well
353
00:12:14,399 --> 00:12:16,399
with black males ages 25 to 44.
354
00:12:16,401 --> 00:12:19,669
You're talking about me
and Dan in accounting.
355
00:12:19,671 --> 00:12:20,836
Yeah.
356
00:12:22,640 --> 00:12:25,608
- Looking good, Dan!
- Great.
357
00:12:25,610 --> 00:12:27,576
I mean, we really should
hire more black people.
358
00:12:27,578 --> 00:12:29,865
I can't believe
we're actually here.
359
00:12:29,868 --> 00:12:31,996
Oh, is that jerky? That's jerky.
360
00:12:31,999 --> 00:12:33,983
It's the big day, Emily!
361
00:12:33,985 --> 00:12:35,384
Are you ready to paint your "Mona Lisa"?
362
00:12:35,386 --> 00:12:36,652
Yeah! [laughs]
363
00:12:36,654 --> 00:12:38,955
I am so exci... ted.
364
00:12:38,957 --> 00:12:40,803
What is that car for? Ooh.
365
00:12:40,806 --> 00:12:42,291
Did they not show you the latest?
366
00:12:42,293 --> 00:12:42,905
Mm-mm.
367
00:12:42,908 --> 00:12:44,241
It's basically... It's your idea.
368
00:12:44,244 --> 00:12:46,248
Green Fury is fighting villains.
369
00:12:46,251 --> 00:12:48,230
It's just now some of
her clothes get burnt off
370
00:12:48,232 --> 00:12:50,232
because, you know, the fire.
371
00:12:50,234 --> 00:12:51,767
So she's a little naked.
372
00:12:51,769 --> 00:12:54,293
- Wait, what?
- You don't expect that, right?
373
00:12:54,296 --> 00:12:55,704
- No.
- And now
374
00:12:55,707 --> 00:12:57,440
her car's dirty from the battle.
375
00:12:57,442 --> 00:13:00,543
She's got to get it
clean, so it's sexy, sudsy.
376
00:13:00,545 --> 00:13:02,645
- Where is the poncho?
- At the end.
377
00:13:02,647 --> 00:13:04,747
Green Fury rises heroically
out of the hot tub,
378
00:13:04,749 --> 00:13:06,482
she's wearing nothing
but bubbles and a smile,
379
00:13:06,484 --> 00:13:09,285
and she says, "I feel naked
380
00:13:09,287 --> 00:13:11,988
without my Wayne Security Poncho."
381
00:13:11,990 --> 00:13:12,688
Huh!
382
00:13:12,691 --> 00:13:13,780
It's kind of a thinker,
383
00:13:13,783 --> 00:13:15,583
but let's not
underestimate the audience.
384
00:13:15,586 --> 00:13:17,792
Emily, I need to use your purse
385
00:13:17,795 --> 00:13:19,261
to store this jerky.
386
00:13:19,263 --> 00:13:21,497
Look, this isn't the
campaign I came up with.
387
00:13:21,499 --> 00:13:22,631
Look at her, being so modest.
388
00:13:22,633 --> 00:13:23,666
Emily, this is all you.
389
00:13:23,668 --> 00:13:25,434
Marketing just made some tweaks.
390
00:13:25,436 --> 00:13:26,488
It needed tweaks.
391
00:13:26,491 --> 00:13:29,537
You know, I've been telling
her that since day one. Jerky?
392
00:13:29,540 --> 00:13:31,607
I would. It's just the aspirin.
393
00:13:31,609 --> 00:13:33,509
Anyway, Emily, congratulations.
394
00:13:33,511 --> 00:13:36,178
You're really making a name
for yourself with the board.
395
00:13:36,180 --> 00:13:39,615
Oh, my God, Green Fury
is going to be so pissed.
396
00:13:39,617 --> 00:13:41,650
This is the opposite of everything...
397
00:13:41,652 --> 00:13:44,420
Just take the jerky purse!
398
00:13:44,422 --> 00:13:46,589
She's never gonna do
this. It's offensive!
399
00:13:46,591 --> 00:13:47,822
It's like the old saying goes:
400
00:13:47,825 --> 00:13:48,854
"If you want to make an omelet,
401
00:13:48,856 --> 00:13:51,693
you have to compromise
all of your principles."
402
00:13:51,696 --> 00:13:53,996
This isn't how I wanted to succeed.
403
00:13:53,998 --> 00:13:56,465
Well, then it will be how you fail.
404
00:13:56,467 --> 00:13:59,502
Yes. Because it was your
idea, everyone will blame you.
405
00:13:59,504 --> 00:14:01,103
Okay, Emily. I'm here.
406
00:14:01,105 --> 00:14:02,338
What are we doing?
407
00:14:02,340 --> 00:14:04,173
That is an excellent question.
408
00:14:04,175 --> 00:14:07,810
Emily, what are we doing?
409
00:14:07,812 --> 00:14:08,878
[sighs]
410
00:14:10,493 --> 00:14:12,610
I'm so done with "Game of Thrones."
411
00:14:12,613 --> 00:14:14,938
I mean, the nudity is just gratuitous.
412
00:14:14,941 --> 00:14:16,908
It's not even, like,
sensual composition.
413
00:14:16,910 --> 00:14:18,142
I mean, the fact that
it's the same network
414
00:14:18,144 --> 00:14:19,477
that gave Lena Dunham a platform
415
00:14:19,479 --> 00:14:21,980
is just confounding to me, you know?
416
00:14:21,982 --> 00:14:23,514
All bodies are good bodies.
417
00:14:23,516 --> 00:14:25,450
Yeah.
418
00:14:25,452 --> 00:14:26,751
What are you talking about?
419
00:14:26,753 --> 00:14:28,620
You love "Game of Thrones."
420
00:14:28,622 --> 00:14:30,588
I mean, you uploaded a
super cut of all the nudity
421
00:14:30,590 --> 00:14:32,357
and called it a "thigh-light reel"...
422
00:14:32,359 --> 00:14:34,158
which was very clever.
423
00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:35,827
I crunched the numbers from the surveys,
424
00:14:35,829 --> 00:14:37,996
and I found the perfect
persona to ask out Green Fury.
425
00:14:37,998 --> 00:14:40,131
I am now a tough but
sensitive woke feminist
426
00:14:40,133 --> 00:14:41,666
who was raised by a single parent
427
00:14:41,668 --> 00:14:44,469
after his mother was killed
trying to save Christmas.
428
00:14:44,471 --> 00:14:46,004
Okay, well, buddy, I was with you
429
00:14:46,006 --> 00:14:47,772
the last time you tried
to pick up Green Fury,
430
00:14:47,774 --> 00:14:49,607
and I don't think it's in the cards.
431
00:14:49,609 --> 00:14:51,042
Emily!
432
00:14:51,044 --> 00:14:52,644
Where's Emily?
433
00:14:52,646 --> 00:14:53,878
Showtime.
434
00:14:53,880 --> 00:14:56,180
Right after I apply some guy-liner.
435
00:14:56,182 --> 00:14:58,716
Oh, you done lost yo' damn mind.
436
00:14:58,718 --> 00:15:00,611
Oh, and don't forget,
437
00:15:00,614 --> 00:15:01,886
Ruby's allergic to cats.
438
00:15:01,888 --> 00:15:03,655
Also, her bedtime is 8:30,
439
00:15:03,657 --> 00:15:05,123
although that's really up to you now,
440
00:15:05,125 --> 00:15:06,858
and here is her birth certificate.
441
00:15:06,860 --> 00:15:09,071
By the way, the father is not unknown.
442
00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:10,741
I was just pissed at him that day.
443
00:15:10,744 --> 00:15:12,797
- Um, what are you doing?
- Oh, I'm sorry.
444
00:15:12,799 --> 00:15:15,074
I thought that you wanted
to be Ruby's mother now
445
00:15:15,077 --> 00:15:16,567
because she tells you all her secrets
446
00:15:16,569 --> 00:15:18,236
and she wants nothing to do with me.
447
00:15:18,238 --> 00:15:19,671
I can't take your kid!
448
00:15:19,673 --> 00:15:21,973
My apartment is not zoned
for human habitation.
449
00:15:21,975 --> 00:15:24,842
Why did she tell you
why she hit that kid?
450
00:15:24,844 --> 00:15:26,577
I gave her life.
451
00:15:26,579 --> 00:15:29,313
You make ramen with hot water
from the bathroom faucet.
452
00:15:29,315 --> 00:15:32,817
Jackie, she has her reasons.
You just have to trust me.
453
00:15:32,819 --> 00:15:35,820
I don't. You're a barely
functioning human being
454
00:15:35,822 --> 00:15:39,090
who has the same backpack
as a seven-year-old.
455
00:15:39,092 --> 00:15:42,527
Ruby is literally the only
thing that I care about,
456
00:15:42,529 --> 00:15:44,662
and I want to make sure
she doesn't end up like you.
457
00:15:44,664 --> 00:15:46,497
Stop!
458
00:15:46,499 --> 00:15:47,970
I hit Miles
459
00:15:47,973 --> 00:15:49,701
because he called you a garbage lady
460
00:15:49,703 --> 00:15:51,369
who can't keep a husband.
461
00:15:51,371 --> 00:15:53,504
I didn't tell you because I thought
462
00:15:53,506 --> 00:15:55,339
it would hurt your feelings.
463
00:15:55,341 --> 00:15:58,342
[soft music]
464
00:15:58,344 --> 00:16:02,947
465
00:16:02,949 --> 00:16:04,449
That's okay.
466
00:16:04,451 --> 00:16:06,451
You can always tell me anything.
467
00:16:06,453 --> 00:16:09,220
Um, except when you pinkie swear!
468
00:16:09,222 --> 00:16:11,257
What the hell, Ruby?
469
00:16:11,260 --> 00:16:13,257
Best friends forever!
470
00:16:13,259 --> 00:16:15,393
I gave her a locket!
471
00:16:15,396 --> 00:16:18,198
And if you think about it,
you're not really naked.
472
00:16:18,201 --> 00:16:19,634
You're just saying you feel naked
473
00:16:19,637 --> 00:16:21,199
without your Wayne Security Poncho.
474
00:16:21,201 --> 00:16:23,744
- So I'm not actually naked?
- No, you're definitely naked.
475
00:16:23,747 --> 00:16:26,370
But it's a great example
of sex-positive feminism.
476
00:16:26,372 --> 00:16:27,872
Hey, Emily, the patriarchy called.
477
00:16:27,874 --> 00:16:29,574
They want their rationale back.
478
00:16:29,576 --> 00:16:31,109
[chuckles] Green?
479
00:16:31,111 --> 00:16:32,643
No one told me you'd be here.
480
00:16:32,645 --> 00:16:33,644
It's me, Theo.
481
00:16:33,646 --> 00:16:34,645
Remember? Theo?
482
00:16:34,647 --> 00:16:35,880
What happened to you?
483
00:16:35,882 --> 00:16:39,083
I'm woke now, yeah, so, um,
484
00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:40,752
what about we go after this is done
485
00:16:40,754 --> 00:16:42,553
and we get some green smoothies,
486
00:16:42,555 --> 00:16:45,089
um, but, like, what do you
think about that, like...
487
00:16:45,092 --> 00:16:48,352
Um, I think that this is a lot.
488
00:16:48,355 --> 00:16:50,077
All right, buddy. Come on.
489
00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:51,929
I'm gonna get that smoothie with you.
490
00:16:51,931 --> 00:16:54,065
Right after we hose off that guy-liner.
491
00:16:54,067 --> 00:16:56,901
- Coexist.
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
492
00:16:56,903 --> 00:16:58,933
Look, Emily. I trust you.
493
00:16:58,936 --> 00:17:00,402
If you really think
494
00:17:00,405 --> 00:17:01,938
that I should do this commercial,
495
00:17:01,940 --> 00:17:04,407
I'll do it.
496
00:17:04,409 --> 00:17:06,842
No. Because it's terrible.
497
00:17:06,844 --> 00:17:08,911
I'm glad you think so,
because I was not gonna do it.
498
00:17:08,913 --> 00:17:11,693
Oh. Okay, so we're agreed.
499
00:17:11,696 --> 00:17:13,482
I don't care what
this does to my career,
500
00:17:13,484 --> 00:17:15,117
but I am pulling the plug on this thing.
501
00:17:15,119 --> 00:17:16,752
Wait. Just a second.
502
00:17:16,754 --> 00:17:18,854
I like that fire, but if I quit now,
503
00:17:18,856 --> 00:17:20,189
then the headlines will read,
504
00:17:20,191 --> 00:17:22,158
"Bitter green diva walks off set."
505
00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:23,492
Well, at least it won't be
506
00:17:23,494 --> 00:17:25,628
about The Olympian breaking your heart.
507
00:17:25,630 --> 00:17:27,363
Not sure that he would mind.
508
00:17:27,365 --> 00:17:29,632
Pretty sure it's him leaking
all that garbage to the press.
509
00:17:29,634 --> 00:17:31,767
All that guy cares
about is being famous.
510
00:17:31,769 --> 00:17:33,436
Really?
511
00:17:33,438 --> 00:17:35,304
What do you think he's doing right now?
512
00:17:35,306 --> 00:17:37,106
Hey. Real quick.
513
00:17:37,108 --> 00:17:40,609
Did I mention that my
mom died saving Christmas?
514
00:17:40,611 --> 00:17:43,446
- Okay. I'll see you later.
- Bye, Theo.
515
00:17:46,130 --> 00:17:47,981
Then after you're done washing the car,
516
00:17:47,984 --> 00:17:50,145
- you get into the hot tub...
- Hang on. Hang on.
517
00:17:50,148 --> 00:17:53,011
So you're saying I'm
naked the whole time?
518
00:17:53,014 --> 00:17:55,481
Well, it depends on what you mean by...
519
00:17:55,483 --> 00:17:57,309
Naked the whole time.
Everybody sees everything.
520
00:17:57,311 --> 00:18:00,119
Ass. Pecs. The whole enchilada.
521
00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:03,056
- I'm in.
- Boom! He's in! Grease him up.
522
00:18:03,058 --> 00:18:04,957
- Including the enchilada.
- Emily.
523
00:18:04,959 --> 00:18:06,826
I just heard about this
thing with The Olympian.
524
00:18:06,828 --> 00:18:08,895
So did I, and I think it is...
525
00:18:08,897 --> 00:18:12,265
- Yeah, I think...
- It is a very sh...
526
00:18:12,267 --> 00:18:14,233
- It's great!
- Great!
527
00:18:14,235 --> 00:18:15,735
- Great.
- Yeah.
528
00:18:15,737 --> 00:18:17,070
You're really going places, Emily.
529
00:18:17,072 --> 00:18:20,073
Yes, we are.
530
00:18:20,075 --> 00:18:22,575
Hey, Green. You got dinner plans later?
531
00:18:22,577 --> 00:18:24,177
With you? No.
532
00:18:24,179 --> 00:18:26,079
But call me around 11:00.
We'll knock one out.
533
00:18:26,081 --> 00:18:27,947
All right.
534
00:18:27,949 --> 00:18:30,983
[sultry music]
535
00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:38,024
536
00:18:38,026 --> 00:18:40,193
You look a little cold.
537
00:18:43,264 --> 00:18:46,012
The Wayne Security Poncho.
538
00:18:46,015 --> 00:18:47,800
It's hot.
539
00:18:47,802 --> 00:18:52,704
540
00:18:52,707 --> 00:18:54,674
Don't get caught naked without one.
541
00:18:54,677 --> 00:18:56,096
Wayne Security Poncho
does not protect
542
00:18:56,098 --> 00:18:57,764
against magic or rain.
543
00:18:57,767 --> 00:19:00,222
- So what do you ladies think?
- Love it.
544
00:19:00,225 --> 00:19:02,264
Definitely makes me want to buy one.
545
00:19:02,267 --> 00:19:04,069
I still don't like that guy next to you.
546
00:19:04,072 --> 00:19:04,976
Okay, it's not about me.
547
00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:07,147
Okay, well, you guys are free to go now.
548
00:19:07,150 --> 00:19:09,155
Don't forget your Burrito Gigante coupon
549
00:19:09,157 --> 00:19:11,678
for $10 off any
purchase of $150 or more.
550
00:19:11,681 --> 00:19:14,510
[both laugh]
551
00:19:14,513 --> 00:19:15,861
I should've listened to you.
552
00:19:15,864 --> 00:19:18,199
I mean, I know have a reputation
of being a bit of a Lothario.
553
00:19:18,201 --> 00:19:19,834
- No, no one says that.
- Debatable.
554
00:19:19,836 --> 00:19:22,203
But the truth is, I'm
kind of in a slump.
555
00:19:22,205 --> 00:19:24,072
Well, buddy, you're
never gonna get out of it
556
00:19:24,074 --> 00:19:26,174
by becoming some type
of Frankenstein monster
557
00:19:26,176 --> 00:19:27,742
of testing results.
558
00:19:27,744 --> 00:19:28,743
You're right.
559
00:19:28,745 --> 00:19:30,244
You know, I just gotta be me.
560
00:19:30,246 --> 00:19:31,212
Mm.
561
00:19:31,214 --> 00:19:32,413
Cool jacket.
562
00:19:32,415 --> 00:19:33,881
Is that Yaast?
563
00:19:33,883 --> 00:19:36,250
Why, Yaast, it is.
564
00:19:36,252 --> 00:19:38,071
- [laughs]
- It's still stupid.
565
00:19:38,074 --> 00:19:39,287
Okay, you're stupider.
566
00:19:39,289 --> 00:19:40,669
Not you.
567
00:19:40,672 --> 00:19:42,339
She's the stupid one.
568
00:19:46,251 --> 00:19:49,318
- Having some bathroom ramen?
- Maybe.
569
00:19:51,635 --> 00:19:53,568
[sighs]
570
00:19:53,570 --> 00:19:55,303
I'm sorry that I said that you were
571
00:19:55,305 --> 00:19:57,872
a barely functioning human being.
572
00:19:59,066 --> 00:20:01,733
Just gonna keep on slurping.
573
00:20:07,254 --> 00:20:08,920
I'm the only one looking out for Ruby,
574
00:20:08,922 --> 00:20:11,222
and I never know if
I'm doing a good job.
575
00:20:11,224 --> 00:20:13,358
Well, you are. Ruby's really awesome.
576
00:20:13,360 --> 00:20:14,883
Thanks.
577
00:20:14,886 --> 00:20:16,961
And it wouldn't be the
worst thing in the world
578
00:20:16,963 --> 00:20:19,130
- if she ended up like you.
- Oh.
579
00:20:19,132 --> 00:20:22,500
It would be really, really bad
580
00:20:22,502 --> 00:20:24,436
but not the worst.
581
00:20:25,906 --> 00:20:27,105
Thank you?
582
00:20:27,107 --> 00:20:29,063
Hey! Check it out.
583
00:20:29,066 --> 00:20:31,487
The Olympian's sharing
his bedroom secrets.
584
00:20:31,490 --> 00:20:32,823
What, that he couldn't get it up
585
00:20:32,826 --> 00:20:34,779
unless I wore his helmet
and called him Dark Side?
586
00:20:34,781 --> 00:20:36,015
That is disturbing.
587
00:20:36,018 --> 00:20:38,249
Well, on the upside, they
covered the bank robbery
588
00:20:38,251 --> 00:20:39,507
I thwarted yesterday.
589
00:20:39,510 --> 00:20:40,789
See, the campaign worked.
590
00:20:40,792 --> 00:20:42,587
Everybody's taking you seriously.
591
00:20:42,589 --> 00:20:44,723
Yeah, I got a call
from the Justice League.
592
00:20:44,725 --> 00:20:46,191
Europe, but still.
593
00:20:46,193 --> 00:20:48,126
Definitely one of the
top five Justice Leagues.
594
00:20:48,128 --> 00:20:48,791
It's not.
595
00:20:48,794 --> 00:20:50,135
Well, it looks like
596
00:20:50,138 --> 00:20:51,896
we all got what we wanted.
597
00:20:51,898 --> 00:20:53,331
And the best part about it is,
598
00:20:53,333 --> 00:20:57,001
we didn't have to compromise
who we are as women.
599
00:20:57,003 --> 00:20:59,804
You know, if there's one
thing I've learned, th...
600
00:20:59,806 --> 00:21:00,899
[whooshing]
601
00:21:00,902 --> 00:21:03,236
Hey! Hey!
602
00:21:03,239 --> 00:21:06,547
No, wait, I'm trying
to explain feminism!
603
00:21:06,550 --> 00:21:09,141
When a man is talking, you listen...
604
00:21:09,144 --> 00:21:11,082
God, she's coming back!
605
00:21:11,084 --> 00:21:12,020
Whoa!
606
00:21:12,023 --> 00:21:17,693
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