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So you guys are going out
on back-to-back nights?
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You must really like this Hannah girl.
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Well, she's funny,
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- she's gorgeous...
- Mm-hmm.
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And like me, she understands
mid-century design,
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but she's over it.
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Well, a burrito toast to that.
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Citizens of Charm City...
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You know what you should add
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to your bucket list?
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Sky diving!
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Aah!
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My boy!
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I don't know what to say.
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Well, most people go with "thank you."
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Then I'm gonna say "thanks"
because I'm not most people.
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Oh, my God. We met Green Fury!
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I guess we know what
you're talking about
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over dinner with Hannah tonight.
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Who?
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Uh, excuse me? Do you
validate the parking?
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Oh, no, that's not me.
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I'm actually the Senior Vice President
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of Research and Development.
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Oh, but you sit at the
receptionist's desk?
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No, no, no, no.
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That's the receptionist's desk.
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This is the Senior
Vice President's desk.
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I'll just get you the stickers.
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I swear to God, if you do this,
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I will send my lawyer to your house
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to shave your head in your sleep!
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This is not a bluff, Mother!
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Emily, have your parents ever done
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that thing where they
turn your childhood bedroom
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into a second butler's pantry?
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No.
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They kept me and my
sister's room the same.
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- Bunk beds and all.
- Bunk beds?
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Were you raised in a prison?
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Van, did you know I'm the
only Senior Vice President
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in this building who
doesn't have a real office?
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Emily, you thrive in the cubicles.
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You're like a tropical fish
that lives in the coral reef,
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but if you took that fish out,
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and gave it its own office...
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- it would die.
- What?
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- Fish need water.
- Van, it's hard enough
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getting people to take me seriously
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when they think I'm the person
who validates their parking.
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I think at your age being entrusted with
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parking stickers speaks
to your character.
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I know an office doesn't
really mean anything,
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but to me it's a symbol
of how hard I've worked
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to get here.
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It's like the pride a butler feels
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when he gets a second pantry.
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- Oh, they love that.
- Yeah.
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Emily, nothing would make me happier
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than to give you your own office...
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But...?
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- No buts.
- Oh.
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However, there's no space,
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so... no can do.
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Swim away, little fish.
Seriously, get out.
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Look, do I like Hannah? Yes.
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But there's just something
special about Green Fury.
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Sure, she could fly and
shoot fire out of her hands...
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- Yeah.
- But you said Hannah
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could quote any "Seinfeld" episode.
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Now that's special.
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"Seinfeld."
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So underrated.
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Okay, it doesn't matter
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because super heroes
don't date regular people.
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- What about Lois Lane?
- She won a Pulitzer.
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You write satirical Yelp reviews.
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- As a hobby.
- This is silly.
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You're never even gonna
see Green Fury again.
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I mean, unless you fall off
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another balcony.
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Or she can't stop
thinking about me, either,
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and she's trying to find me.
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- Huh.
- Uh...
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I would go balcony.
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Jackie!
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Yeah, I was upset when Mother sent me
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my childhood toys, but
I am really enjoying
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this trip down memory lane.
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It seems like just yesterday
that I was playing with
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- My Little Pony.
- Aww, my daughter loves hers.
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- Won't put it down.
- I put mine down.
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Horse cancer.
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Your meeting with
Emily is about to start.
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She wanted to do it in her new office.
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Emily doesn't have an office.
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Remember that room you had sealed off
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because you found a spider?
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She opened Hell's Gate?
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She said that she had a meeting
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with a couple execs
from the Gotham office
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and needed a space.
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My, my, my.
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You see what she's doing here?
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No, but I'm very excited
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to hear what you think she's doing.
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She's trying to cut out the middle Van.
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First it's the office.
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Second, she's setting up meetings
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with corporate without me.
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The next thing you know,
she's gonna be the one
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high-fiving Bruce Wayne in a threesome.
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Well, I am going to put an end to this.
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I can't believe I have my own office.
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I have been dreaming about this
ever since I was a little girl.
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Wow, so you've been this
boring your whole life?
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Oh! Take a picture of
me to send to my family.
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Ooh, okay.
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Oh. No, that's...
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That's not what I me... Okay.
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Is that photo for your mug shot?
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Because I'm looking at a criminal.
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How did you get this office?
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You said there was no
space, so I went to HR
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and they said I could have this office
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if I cleared out the spiders.
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Which you did, right? I
mean, there are no longer...
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spiders in here?
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Look, HR was mistaken.
If you had talked to me,
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you would know that I have huge plans...
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to turn this into...
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- a storage room.
- Are you kidding me?
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You have till the end of the day
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to get back into your work pen.
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Tarantula!
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God! They jump at your face...
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and...
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You know, it's not often
you see such a modest dream
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crushed so quickly.
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Ooh, say "cubicle."
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He really thinks he can
take my office from me
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and I'm just gonna sit
here and watch it go down?
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That's literally what's
happening right now.
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If you're surprised by that,
you clearly don't understand
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the teetering house of
cards that is Van's ego.
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This is a man who won't
let anybody see him sneeze
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because he thinks it's
a sign of weakness.
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He won't even kiss me because he says
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it's against company
policy. What a pussy.
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If I could give you
just one piece of advice.
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Don't just march in
there and... She's gone.
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Another outstanding shot, sir!
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Thank you for your
vanilla commentary, Steve,
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but the only reason
you are here is to walk
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the arrows back... oh!
Snag me another Ring Pop.
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This one's down to the bone.
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Van, I want my office back.
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Emily, once a space opens up,
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I'll be happy to give it to you,
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but now, I'm in the
middle of something...
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very important.
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Ooh! Better luck next time, sir.
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That is where I was aiming, you dote!
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Oh, Green Arrow Darts.
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I used to have this game as a kid.
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- You any good?
- I haven't lost a match
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- in my life.
- Well, neither have I.
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I wonder who's better.
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You know what, Emily,
once you throw down
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that gauntlet, it can not be unthrown.
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I don't want to unthrow it.
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- Good, 'cause you can't.
- Good.
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- Good.
- Good.
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Steve, what the hell, man?
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- Pick your moments!
- I'll tell you what.
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Why don't we play tomorrow during lunch?
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If I win, your "storage room"
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goes back to being my office.
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- Ha! Steve!
- Ha!
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If you win, you can turn it into
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a unicorn stable for all I care
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because that's a fairytale! Ha! Ha!
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Oh, snap! It is on!
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Hey, Teddy.
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What you up to, buddy?
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What wizard did this to you?
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Pretty convincing, huh?
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Now I just gotta
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set this trap, dig a
snare, and reel in the bait.
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I don't know anything about hunting.
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Oh, Teddy, is it possible that you've
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built up this encounter
because a beautiful woman
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literally came out of the
clouds and saved your life?
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Nah, she's into me, dude.
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All right.
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Careful, citizen.
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The Olympian might
not be there next time.
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Yeah, thanks a lot.
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Uh, you seem disappointed.
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No, no, no, yeah, I'm alive, man.
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That's great. Awesome, thanks, man.
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Thanks. Thank you.
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Dick.
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Put down that tiny bow!
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- You cannot beat Van.
- Oh, no, I can.
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I am pretty good.
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Well, let me rephrase.
You ought not beat Van.
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Why? He took my office from me.
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She's dreamt about that since she was
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a really boring child.
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Look, honey, we all think
you deserve that office.
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But there's something
bigger at stake here.
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I think there's
something you need to see.
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Employee of the Month?
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I didn't even know we had this room.
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Oh, it's one of the many
things we keep from you.
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Like the secret bathroom
on the sales floor
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that's always empty
and... does not exist.
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- I don't know why I said that.
- Mmn-hmm.
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We make sure Van wins every month
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because there was one time he didn't.
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Recognize this lady?
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- No.
- Exactly.
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Kate won her first month here.
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So, when Van caught her
taking a "company croissant"
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from a staff meeting home with her...
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He fired her on the spot.
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And after he demanded a "recount,"
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it turned out Van actually won.
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I don't know.
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Yeah!
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Whoo!
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So you guys give him this every month
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just to stroke his ego?
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Oh, no, no, no. We do it to survive.
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If you beat Van, it
won't just be bad for you,
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it will be bad for all of us.
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Which is why you're
going to throw this game.
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Fine.
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Van's ready to destroy you.
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Do you enjoy being his little bitch?
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It's called a squire, Emily.
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Van!
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Are we gonna do this or what?
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And now... please welcome
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the one, the only...
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Vanderveer "Bring the Pain"
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Wayne Junior!
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Wa-bow!
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I hope you said good-bye
to your loved ones
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because I'm gonna skin you alive
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and wear you to your own funeral.
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All I can do is try my best
and hope for a positive outcome.
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Where did you learn to trash talk?
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At the puppies... and rainbows school...
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for sunshine?
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Boom.
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Oh! Boom!
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00:11:44,416 --> 00:11:46,083
- Yes! Yes! Yes!
- Whoo!
261
00:11:46,085 --> 00:11:47,392
Van.
262
00:11:47,395 --> 00:11:49,686
Missed again.
263
00:11:49,688 --> 00:11:50,687
Dang.
264
00:11:50,689 --> 00:11:52,689
Great shot!
265
00:11:52,691 --> 00:11:53,690
Not.
266
00:11:56,295 --> 00:11:58,395
Boom!
267
00:11:58,397 --> 00:12:00,230
Hey, Emily, could you run and get me
268
00:12:00,232 --> 00:12:02,099
eight hours worth of parking stickers
269
00:12:02,101 --> 00:12:03,666
'cause I could do this all day!
270
00:12:13,445 --> 00:12:15,512
Ooh.
271
00:12:15,514 --> 00:12:18,515
Looks like I just needed
to get a little warmed up.
272
00:12:41,240 --> 00:12:42,872
Time out!
273
00:12:46,611 --> 00:12:47,910
What are you doing?
274
00:12:47,912 --> 00:12:51,281
You fed this monster's
ego for far too long.
275
00:12:51,283 --> 00:12:53,350
I'm giving him a dose of reality.
276
00:12:53,352 --> 00:12:54,884
- Look at him.
- You are the greatest.
277
00:12:54,886 --> 00:12:56,419
- I know that.
- You are the strongest.
278
00:12:56,421 --> 00:12:58,221
- I am aware.
- You are the fastest.
279
00:12:58,223 --> 00:12:59,589
- Yes!
- Does that look like a man
280
00:12:59,591 --> 00:13:01,558
who wants to face reality?
281
00:13:01,560 --> 00:13:03,160
Excellent bone structure.
282
00:13:03,162 --> 00:13:04,861
- This is good, too, the lats.
- Oh, yeah.
283
00:13:04,863 --> 00:13:06,296
- Really good...
- Keep it above the waist.
284
00:13:06,298 --> 00:13:07,764
- Above the waist.
- When I get this...
285
00:13:07,766 --> 00:13:10,767
And I will... I get my office back.
286
00:13:16,741 --> 00:13:17,874
Huh?
287
00:13:17,876 --> 00:13:19,876
In your face!
288
00:13:23,782 --> 00:13:25,615
Oh, yes!
289
00:13:27,219 --> 00:13:29,586
I am a god! I am a god!
290
00:13:41,465 --> 00:13:44,333
Is there something different
about the office today?
291
00:13:44,335 --> 00:13:46,802
Yeah. Why am I so, like...
292
00:13:46,804 --> 00:13:48,270
comfortable?
293
00:13:48,272 --> 00:13:51,840
We got new chairs!
294
00:13:51,842 --> 00:13:53,475
Hey!
295
00:13:54,545 --> 00:13:56,345
- Thanks, Van.
- Take it easy.
296
00:13:56,347 --> 00:13:57,979
Good morning!
297
00:13:57,981 --> 00:14:01,417
What a beautiful day but
scones'll make it better
298
00:14:01,419 --> 00:14:02,751
- Oh!
-
Wouldn't you say
299
00:14:02,753 --> 00:14:04,920
You can say thank you if you will...
300
00:14:04,922 --> 00:14:07,423
Hey... grab one.
301
00:14:07,425 --> 00:14:09,391
Bear claw, good choice, Rebecca.
302
00:14:09,393 --> 00:14:11,393
That's right, I learned your name.
303
00:14:11,395 --> 00:14:14,563
I learned everybody's names.
304
00:14:14,565 --> 00:14:15,731
Emily...
305
00:14:15,733 --> 00:14:17,100
I've been thinking.
306
00:14:17,103 --> 00:14:18,602
Even though you lost the match
307
00:14:18,604 --> 00:14:20,537
and the office is mine to
do with whatever I want,
308
00:14:20,539 --> 00:14:22,506
I'm going to give it to you anyway.
309
00:14:22,508 --> 00:14:25,875
Because that's the kind of guy I am.
310
00:14:25,877 --> 00:14:27,244
Did you hear that, gang?
311
00:14:27,246 --> 00:14:29,579
I love you, Van.
312
00:14:31,683 --> 00:14:34,318
Kay, Lee, Malcolm,
313
00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:37,287
Zoey, Simon...
314
00:14:37,289 --> 00:14:38,655
Puffy Haired guy.
315
00:14:38,657 --> 00:14:40,524
Look at that.
316
00:14:40,526 --> 00:14:43,727
Now normally we just roll
over and he leaves us alone,
317
00:14:43,729 --> 00:14:46,363
but I guess the real
trick is to put up a fight
318
00:14:46,365 --> 00:14:48,432
but ultimately let him humiliate you.
319
00:14:48,434 --> 00:14:51,868
Okay, first of all, I wasn't
even trying until halfway.
320
00:14:51,870 --> 00:14:53,237
We all got what we wanted here.
321
00:14:53,239 --> 00:14:55,272
He got a win, you got the office,
322
00:14:55,274 --> 00:14:56,840
and I don't have to make his coffee,
323
00:14:56,842 --> 00:14:58,842
he's doing it himself.
324
00:15:01,880 --> 00:15:04,481
Well... he's trying.
325
00:15:04,483 --> 00:15:07,217
Anyway, the point is,
you got what you wanted,
326
00:15:07,219 --> 00:15:08,885
so who cares how it happened?
327
00:15:14,426 --> 00:15:16,826
How do you guys drink this stuff?
328
00:15:20,566 --> 00:15:24,201
Are you sure you should be
shining a 20,000-watt light
329
00:15:24,203 --> 00:15:25,369
into the night sky?
330
00:15:25,371 --> 00:15:27,937
Uh, ever heard of the Bat Signal?
331
00:15:27,939 --> 00:15:29,606
It's actually kind of a genius plan.
332
00:15:29,608 --> 00:15:31,908
She's gonna see her
trademark GF Flame in the sky,
333
00:15:31,910 --> 00:15:33,710
zip on down, next thing you know,
334
00:15:33,712 --> 00:15:35,779
she's wearing me like a backpack
and we're halfway to Tokyo
335
00:15:35,781 --> 00:15:37,247
for some Wagyu beef.
336
00:15:37,249 --> 00:15:39,183
Well, this is certainly
a good story to tell
337
00:15:39,185 --> 00:15:41,685
the woman you actually end up marrying.
338
00:15:41,687 --> 00:15:43,520
Okay, speaking of picking up on signals,
339
00:15:43,522 --> 00:15:46,256
I'm sending a pretty clear
one for you to beat it, Ron.
340
00:15:46,258 --> 00:15:47,791
Wait...
341
00:15:47,793 --> 00:15:50,327
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- Oh, shoot.
342
00:15:51,830 --> 00:15:53,630
My baby, my baby, my
baby, my baby, my baby.
343
00:15:56,882 --> 00:15:57,817
Aah!
344
00:16:01,440 --> 00:16:03,240
You know what? Maybe
I should call Hannah.
345
00:16:03,242 --> 00:16:06,243
Yeah. Get her some flowers.
346
00:16:09,281 --> 00:16:11,323
Nice.
347
00:16:13,952 --> 00:16:16,953
Hey, does this look straight to you?
348
00:16:16,955 --> 00:16:18,955
Van, I want a rematch.
349
00:16:18,957 --> 00:16:20,790
No, he won fair and square.
350
00:16:20,792 --> 00:16:21,938
- Come on.
- No!
351
00:16:21,941 --> 00:16:24,793
Emily, all a rematch would do is rob you
352
00:16:24,796 --> 00:16:26,596
of what is clearly a much needed lesson
353
00:16:26,598 --> 00:16:28,498
in how to lose with a little class.
354
00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:31,335
Oh, and you're going to teach it to me?
355
00:16:31,337 --> 00:16:32,836
Oh, no, of course not.
356
00:16:32,838 --> 00:16:34,504
I've never lost at anything.
357
00:16:34,506 --> 00:16:36,973
The closest I've come to
failure is when I spelled it
358
00:16:36,975 --> 00:16:38,975
to win the regional Spelling Bee.
359
00:16:38,977 --> 00:16:40,977
Oh.
360
00:16:40,979 --> 00:16:43,947
Failure. F-A-L-U-R-E.
361
00:16:43,949 --> 00:16:45,582
Failure.
362
00:16:45,584 --> 00:16:48,585
That's right, Emily!
That's how it's spelled!
363
00:16:48,587 --> 00:16:50,587
Emily, don't feel bad.
There is a long list
364
00:16:50,589 --> 00:16:52,589
of some very talented
people who have fallen
365
00:16:52,591 --> 00:16:55,759
at the feet of Vanderveer Wayne.
366
00:16:55,761 --> 00:16:59,396
You beat Dr. Dre in a rap battle?
367
00:16:59,398 --> 00:17:02,732
He had me on my heels
until I hit him with...
368
00:17:02,734 --> 00:17:05,930
"Dr. Dre, man, you gay."
369
00:17:05,933 --> 00:17:07,871
You gotta remember, this was the '90s
370
00:17:07,873 --> 00:17:11,007
and that kind of casual
homophobia was commonplace.
371
00:17:13,612 --> 00:17:18,648
Oh, "Best Bod, Daytona Beach 1998?"
372
00:17:18,650 --> 00:17:19,583
What is...
373
00:17:19,585 --> 00:17:22,051
"Coney Island Hot Dog Eating Champion."
374
00:17:22,053 --> 00:17:24,288
- The same year?
- Delish.
375
00:17:24,290 --> 00:17:26,690
Oh, my God. How deep does this go?
376
00:17:26,692 --> 00:17:28,425
Somebody pull the fire alarm!
377
00:17:28,427 --> 00:17:30,627
People have been letting
you win your whole life
378
00:17:30,629 --> 00:17:34,764
so you would never have
to experience F-A-I-L-U-R-E
379
00:17:34,766 --> 00:17:36,733
What is that? The French spelling?
380
00:17:36,735 --> 00:17:39,035
Your family and everyone in your life
381
00:17:39,037 --> 00:17:40,770
have been going to insane lengths
382
00:17:40,772 --> 00:17:42,506
to make you think you're a winner.
383
00:17:42,508 --> 00:17:44,261
- That is not true!
- Oh, yeah?
384
00:17:44,264 --> 00:17:45,942
Ask Jackie whether or
not you've really been
385
00:17:45,944 --> 00:17:48,912
Employee of the Month for
the past four years.
386
00:17:48,914 --> 00:17:51,581
Oh, but I guess I'm not
387
00:17:51,583 --> 00:17:53,617
telling you anything
you didn't already know,
388
00:17:53,619 --> 00:17:57,823
because you were "Most
Perceptive Baby of 1971."
389
00:17:59,525 --> 00:18:01,558
Get out.
390
00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:03,593
Get out!
391
00:18:03,595 --> 00:18:05,862
Both of you. Get out!
392
00:18:05,864 --> 00:18:08,465
God...
393
00:18:08,467 --> 00:18:10,567
Was that even you, Dr. Dre?
394
00:18:10,569 --> 00:18:12,201
Are you even a doctor?
395
00:18:17,609 --> 00:18:19,943
He hasn't moved all morning.
396
00:18:19,945 --> 00:18:21,807
It's like watching an iguana.
397
00:18:23,679 --> 00:18:26,313
- Ew.
- Well, you broke him, Emily.
398
00:18:26,315 --> 00:18:29,182
That's not the way a man
who wants to live sneezes.
399
00:18:29,184 --> 00:18:32,282
Trust me, this is better for
everybody in the long run.
400
00:18:32,285 --> 00:18:34,218
We can't keep tip-toeing
around his ego.
401
00:18:34,220 --> 00:18:36,653
His ego? You're the one who eviscerated
402
00:18:36,655 --> 00:18:39,957
a grown man because you couldn't
handle losing a kids game.
403
00:18:39,959 --> 00:18:43,813
Okay, it's possible I don't like losing,
404
00:18:43,816 --> 00:18:45,462
but it was more about the principle.
405
00:18:45,465 --> 00:18:47,163
That you deserved your own office.
406
00:18:47,166 --> 00:18:48,499
- Yes.
- Which he had already given
407
00:18:48,501 --> 00:18:52,336
to you before you did that to him.
408
00:18:52,338 --> 00:18:54,105
Crap.
409
00:18:56,499 --> 00:18:58,142
It's really great to see you, Hannah.
410
00:18:58,144 --> 00:18:59,643
I'm so glad I figured out that snafu
411
00:18:59,645 --> 00:19:02,346
where my phone was dropping
calls and couldn't send texts.
412
00:19:02,348 --> 00:19:05,649
I'm assuming you fixed it by
switching it off B.S. mode?
413
00:19:05,651 --> 00:19:07,618
You're lucky you're cute.
414
00:19:08,654 --> 00:19:11,055
Whoa!
415
00:19:16,562 --> 00:19:18,562
Ow!
416
00:19:18,564 --> 00:19:19,696
Oh, I just peed a little.
417
00:19:19,698 --> 00:19:22,399
I believe this is yours.
418
00:19:22,401 --> 00:19:24,756
Oh, hey, you're the
guy from the balcony.
419
00:19:26,039 --> 00:19:28,072
You guys out on a date?
420
00:19:28,074 --> 00:19:29,061
No.
421
00:19:30,076 --> 00:19:31,508
You look great.
422
00:19:31,510 --> 00:19:33,677
It kinda looks like
you're out on a date.
423
00:19:35,681 --> 00:19:38,115
- Hey.
- Cool.
424
00:19:38,117 --> 00:19:40,284
- Cool.
- I'm gonna...
425
00:19:40,286 --> 00:19:41,418
Great.
426
00:19:45,691 --> 00:19:48,025
Hey, boss.
427
00:19:48,027 --> 00:19:49,593
How we feeling?
428
00:19:49,595 --> 00:19:52,429
You were right. There
is an "I" in "failure"
429
00:19:52,431 --> 00:19:54,131
and it's I.
430
00:19:54,133 --> 00:19:56,367
Me. Uh... me... my... I don't...
431
00:19:56,369 --> 00:19:58,469
I can't even grammar properly!
432
00:19:58,471 --> 00:19:59,570
It's all a lie!
433
00:19:59,572 --> 00:20:03,240
Was I actually prom king and
did my date really like me
434
00:20:03,242 --> 00:20:06,279
or was she just another
flunky on the Wayne payroll?
435
00:20:08,114 --> 00:20:12,049
Oh, well, she seems... nice.
436
00:20:12,051 --> 00:20:14,585
- Who is this fella?
- Oh, that's her uncle,
437
00:20:14,587 --> 00:20:17,121
Silky Valentine. He was our chaperone.
438
00:20:17,123 --> 00:20:18,722
Oh, my God.
439
00:20:18,724 --> 00:20:21,058
She was a who...
440
00:20:21,060 --> 00:20:22,593
No one has ever loved me!
441
00:20:22,595 --> 00:20:24,295
Okay, that's not true.
442
00:20:24,297 --> 00:20:27,264
Your parents put an obscene
amount of time and effort
443
00:20:27,266 --> 00:20:30,201
into making sure you never
experienced even one moment
444
00:20:30,203 --> 00:20:31,602
of disappointment.
445
00:20:31,604 --> 00:20:34,471
They must've really cared about you.
446
00:20:34,473 --> 00:20:36,507
You know, you haven't
lost at everything.
447
00:20:36,509 --> 00:20:38,742
You did beat me at the Green Arrow game
448
00:20:38,744 --> 00:20:40,711
all by yourself.
449
00:20:40,713 --> 00:20:42,646
That's right... I did.
450
00:20:42,648 --> 00:20:44,215
See? There you go.
451
00:20:44,217 --> 00:20:45,482
I destroyed you!
452
00:20:45,484 --> 00:20:47,451
- It was very close.
- Eh.
453
00:20:47,453 --> 00:20:51,055
Look, we don't need to
be squaring off like this.
454
00:20:51,057 --> 00:20:54,391
We are on the same team, and
if we both refuse to lose,
455
00:20:54,393 --> 00:20:57,128
then we can accomplish great things.
456
00:20:57,130 --> 00:20:59,330
You're right, I-I don't
need to be threatened
457
00:20:59,332 --> 00:21:02,366
by your wins, 'cause
your wins are my wins.
458
00:21:02,368 --> 00:21:05,269
And your losses, I
can just blame on you.
459
00:21:05,271 --> 00:21:07,704
- That's not exactly...
- Emily!
460
00:21:07,706 --> 00:21:10,307
I am back!
461
00:21:10,309 --> 00:21:12,509
Now get out of my office
'cause I'm about to sneeze.
462
00:21:12,511 --> 00:21:14,745
- Oh.
- I'm gonna sneeze.
463
00:21:14,747 --> 00:21:15,812
Get out!
464
00:21:17,250 --> 00:21:18,582
Oh, good, it's gone.
465
00:21:22,255 --> 00:21:23,787
That wasn't that bad.
466
00:21:23,790 --> 00:21:29,872
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