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I think once you get
the clock going here.
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Fred should we go inside?
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I feel like I just felt the
teeniest drop of rain.
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Oh ok, well just get the box
there.
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[Bone breaks]
Ow! Ow!
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[Dramatic music]
Wha-- wha-- wha-- what happen?
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- Don't move.
- I don't know, I'm not ok.
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It's my ankle, this
feels pretty bad.
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I love you.
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I think we should
probably go to the hospital.
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Can, can, can you drive?
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No I can't drive
this is my driving foot.
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Do you want me to
call your mom?
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My mom lives in Seattle.
It's really hurting,
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Peter please. I need, I'm going
to need you to drive.
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Ok.
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[Turn signal]
Am I ok?
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Peter please go.
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Some bicycle is coming hold on.
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- Peter go.
- Ok.
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- Peter go, Peter.
- I am I am!
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Oh this car wants to go
through. I need to turn back.
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Oh my God, please.
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I'm letting him through.
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Peter I need you to
man up right now.
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I am I am!
Wait let me look at the GPS.
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Put your phone down
and drive the car.
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Left, right, right...
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Put your phone down and
drive, this is an emergency.
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Ok, there is a
pedestrian there.
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Peter please go.
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What's the speed limit here?
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You're going zero
right now! We're
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going slower than a bicycle.
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I don't want to be a lead foot,
have you ever heard that insult?
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Stop the car.
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[Car door open alarm]
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I'm limping faster
than you're driving.
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- Nance!
- I will meet you at
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the hospital.
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[Turn signal]
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Don't look at me right
now, look at the road.
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It's green please go, Peter,
it's a green light, Peter
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- make the turn, make the turn.
- [Mumble]
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Make the God damn turn!
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I have to wait, it's red again.
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Peter just make a right on red.
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- You can do that?
- Peter please.
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- I'm peeking out, peeking out,
- Stop peeking out
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- that's not a term.
- Peeking out
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- peeking out, peeking out
- That's not a term.
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- Peeking out...
- Please Peter, go! Peter turn,
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turn this car.
[Horns honking]
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Why is everyone beeping, that
guy just made a face at me.
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[Car horn]
I'm sorry.
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Please, please go. My ankle
hurts so bad and you're driving
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- like a fucking pussy.
- Huh.
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I love you and you're
hurting me right now.
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Oh look at these people.
[Crowd yelling]
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Peter it's a critical
mass we can't go through.
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They're just protesting
cars. Turn around.
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Man in crowd: Bicycle rights!
We're not going anywhere.
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Get out of the car and tell them
we have an emergency and we need
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to get through.
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[Crowd yelling]
My my my...
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I'm calling 9-1-1.
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- I'm just saying, my wife...
- [Stuttering]
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...and she hurt her ankle
and I'm just trying to go
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- two streets down. I'm just probably...
- Okay. Thank God.
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- You're taking too long.
- What?
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I'm going to the
hospital, see you there.
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Can I go in the ambulance?
[Sirens/crowd yelling]
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[Music]
Oh my God you're already done?
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Yeah.
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I couldn't make any
left turns, so I took
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rights all the way here.
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Ok, let's go home hun.
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Get in the passenger
seat I'm driving.
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I love you.
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[Car engine]
Whoa!
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[Theme music]
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Sync and corrections by n17t01
www.addic7ed.com
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[Music]
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Hey brother.
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It's insane out there man.
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- Ah, tough ride, huh?
- Yeah,
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they're doing construction on
the MLK right now, I mean there
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are idiots out there on the road
and these drivers are morons.
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I mean I banged on this one
guy's hood I was just like...
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- Ah good for you brother.
- Hell yeah.
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- Who do you think I am?
- Hold you ground man.
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You want to ride
past and smile? "Hi".
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Hey dude, t-shirt business is
good right now. Printers are
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printing as fast
as they can, the
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thing is we got
to get orders out.
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What's up?
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- Orders are getting bigger.
- Yes.
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But unfortunately that means
that they are taking longer.
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Were you planning on
talking to me about something?
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Yeah, I did have kind of
a plan to talk to you, yeah.
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The bike is not cutting it.
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Ok, you want to get me a new
bike, is that what it is?
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I want you, to get a car.
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[Music]
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We need to get orders out, huh?
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Yeah, you know I should get a boat
too, maybe a couple motorcycles
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- you know a helicopter.
- I need you
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- to get a car.
- How much are they
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- $70,000 what is it?
- No
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I think they are probably a
little less than $70,000.
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- What are you doing to me?
- Do you really think
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- I want to hire Wayne?
- Are you trying to fire me?
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Do you think I want that guy
working here full time?
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Wayne is probably
one of the dumbest guys.
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That's not a brain
in that skull.
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So the fact that I'm even
thinking about hiring him,
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full time, that should tell you
that we are pretty serious
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about moving forward with this.
If you just get a car.
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You're serious, huh?
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What did I just get done saying?
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You said Wayne is
an idiot, one of the
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dumbest guys you've ever met.
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- You know...
- I could use a raise
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though, I mean look.
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- Yeah.
- Me, yeah.
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me and Iris have
been talking about it.
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[Sips water]
That was great water by the way,
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you got a good batch.
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Pump up production.
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- I'll think about it.
- Yeah, and then get a car.
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[Dramatic music]
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- Iris.
- Huh.
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If I got a car
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would you still love
me in the same way?
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[Music]
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- It's fine dude.
- Alright.
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It means I got to like
buy a car, how do, what
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do people do?
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It's probably better if
you just go with a friend.
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Just go with someone
that knows about cars.
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[Bell]
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Yea I can help you find
a car. No problem,
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alright later bro.
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Spyke wants me to help
him find a car.
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[Laughter]
Spyke with a car, ha ha.
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Shit, you guys are cool.
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[Music]
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And this guy is a politician...
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[Laughter]
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Excuse me, I'm going
to go hit the bathroom.
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That's great.
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Oh we should probably
get going too so...
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- Yeah.
- Wine.
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Thank you guys so
much for everything here.
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You know there is a
saying about wine.
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[Music]
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That the Italians have,
see when I die, drink wine.
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If I come back to
life, drink more wine.
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- That's great.
- I love that.
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Again thank you guys
so much for having us...
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Wine is sort of the road sign to
travel, it's a sort of passport
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to another world.
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That's very true hun.
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And we are all the damn same.
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You know...
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- Again thank...
- I'll tell you a story
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a buddy of mine and myself
traveled through Nepal
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- you know the story.
- It's a great story.
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- We're going to...
- Check into the motel,
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a couple beds in there,
I mean by beds I mean
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springs with some cloth over
them. Um, you know tap them on
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the shoulder. I said what the
hell do you want I'm trying to
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- take a damn nap.
[Whispering] - We need to go, I can not
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listen to this any longer.
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Second tap on the shoulder I
said, I want to take a nap.
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- [Laughter]
- That's great, good friends.
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- Yeah.
- We really want to thank you
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this has been such good food,
such good times, good friends,
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- good wine...
- Third tap on the shoulder...
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- Oh.
- I turn around. I see Richard
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- is over there.
- Oh.
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Open my eyes, there's a
monitor lizard. I'm, I'm-- from
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- the movies.
- Wow.
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The thing bites into me, he sees
this, runs through in between
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beds. He punches this
lizard. Eggs come out.
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Have you heard anything
like this before?
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I don't exaggerate when I say
about twenty little lizards come
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- out and we gave them all names.
- Unbelievable.
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- Named them after The Beach Boys.
- You know what, speaking of
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traveling. We gotta travel back
home so. Gotta get to the
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- sitters.
- And, uh, we get to the airport.
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- Ok.
- And all the signs and we can't
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read a damn thing, you know. We
didn't bother to learn the
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language or how to sell things.
And Richard kind of goes, hey I
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gotta you know use the bathroom.
And we're looking around trying
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to find a telephone. You
know like a phone booth.
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And I don't know the word for
telephone. So I'm doing this...
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[Stabbing sounds]
[Dark music]
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Well we're free.
[Joyous music]
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Hey, what's going on?
What'd I miss?
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Twas a funny thing,
Robert were telling a...
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[Stabbing sound]
Hey Renee! Let's go.
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[Music]
Hey what's up. Welcome to Pet
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- Haven, I'm Jaime.
- And I'm Trish.
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Well look who's up for adoption
again at Portland Pet Haven.
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- Rascal.
- Rascal's previous owners
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returned him because, ewww.
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Rascal
we're just trying to get rid
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of the dog at this point. This
dog shouldn't be here, it should
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- be there.
- In your home.
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Just let him be with you. He's
really smart, super smart dog.
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I mean he was able to find a
baby's crib. Way upstairs.
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[Music]
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[Music]
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- [Clapping, cheering]
- Thank you.
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- [Indistinct background talking]
- Hey you guys on tour?
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Yeah. We're doing a little
run up the West Coast.
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What's your guitar
is that a Vox?
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Yeah, that's a Vox Cheetah.
It's from the '60s.
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- Is that a Fender Wah?
- Yeah, this is yeah.
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Yeah, I had one of those. Is
that an Ibanez distortion?
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- Yeah, it's like an octave distortion.
- Let me see it.
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You should get an external power
for it. Cuz the battery what it
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- does is it drains out the actual...
- I actually like the
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- sound of the pedal...
- You do?
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- Yeah, I mean...
- What's that amp, what is that?
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- Actually that's a local company.
- Yeah, I know David who makes
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them. He's one of the best
cabinet makers in this state.
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- Yeah, it's also kind of cute. Like I like...
- It sounds like
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- a tube amp. Well it is, I mean
it is a tube amp. - Well it's
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warm.
[Intense music]
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- Yeah.
- What's this? The back stage?
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- Hey. - Is that your drummer?
- Uh, yup. That's my drummer.
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- What's that some pretzels?
- Yeah.
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- What's that some M&M's?
- Yeah.
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- I've done those before. What's
that your shoes? - Yes.
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I can't remember if you wore
them on stage or not. Did you?
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- I did.
- What's that your jacket?
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00:10:31,467 --> 00:10:33,200
What are you folding
it over your back?
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00:10:33,202 --> 00:10:37,371
What is that the doorway?
What is this? Outside!
241
00:10:37,373 --> 00:10:39,773
What's that a bus?
[Music]
242
00:10:39,775 --> 00:10:42,476
What's that? Your arm in the
center of the steering wheel?
243
00:10:42,478 --> 00:10:44,278
[Steering wheel horn]
Wow that is a real horn.
244
00:10:44,280 --> 00:10:45,646
What's that?
245
00:10:45,648 --> 00:10:48,883
[Truck horn]
Wow. I like the sound of that.
246
00:10:48,885 --> 00:10:50,551
Sort of an outdoor thing going.
[Truck horn]
247
00:10:50,553 --> 00:10:51,919
[Steering wheel horn]
Like this.
248
00:10:51,921 --> 00:10:54,155
[Truck horn]
What's that?
249
00:10:54,157 --> 00:10:55,422
[Light horn beep]
Oh that's cute, more of a
250
00:10:55,424 --> 00:10:56,590
beeping.
[Steering wheel horn]
251
00:10:56,592 --> 00:10:58,392
[Cell phone rings]
[Truck horn]
252
00:10:58,394 --> 00:11:00,828
I think your phone is ringing
too. It's got a little...
253
00:11:00,830 --> 00:11:02,429
[Truck horn]
[Music]
254
00:11:02,431 --> 00:11:05,833
[Steering wheel horn]
[Little horn beep]
255
00:11:05,835 --> 00:11:07,334
What's that your gas pedal?
[Engine revs]
256
00:11:07,336 --> 00:11:09,737
[Cars avoiding accident]
[Tires squealing]
257
00:11:13,508 --> 00:11:15,776
What's that?
[Music]
258
00:11:19,414 --> 00:11:21,515
- Lance thanks for helping me out.
- Sure man.
259
00:11:21,517 --> 00:11:23,951
I appreciate it, you know I don't
know anything about cars at all.
260
00:11:23,953 --> 00:11:25,853
- Well I know a lot about cars.
- So you know about engines
261
00:11:25,855 --> 00:11:27,788
- and stuff?
- I know everything about
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00:11:27,790 --> 00:11:31,225
- engines.
- Hey, how can I help you guys?
263
00:11:31,227 --> 00:11:34,528
- My amigo here is looking for his
first car. - Big day.
264
00:11:34,530 --> 00:11:38,432
Look I'm usually on a bike, ok.
I don't want a car. I hate cars.
265
00:11:38,434 --> 00:11:39,733
But I need it for work.
[Twinkle sound]
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00:11:39,735 --> 00:11:41,835
I got you pegged. Come with me.
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00:11:41,837 --> 00:11:44,972
You know most cars try hard to
give off that I don't care about
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00:11:44,974 --> 00:11:47,875
cars vibe. But this car means
it. If you're going to commit a
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00:11:47,877 --> 00:11:49,743
crime this is a great car to do
it in, cuz how would you
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00:11:49,745 --> 00:11:51,879
- describe it?
- What's under the hood?
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00:11:51,881 --> 00:11:55,549
I would assume an engine, but nobody
has actually ever opened this.
272
00:11:55,551 --> 00:11:59,553
I don't need a lot of flash,
but that's got nothing. Next!
273
00:11:59,555 --> 00:12:04,825
Woaaaa! So that's sort of the
vibe of this car. Spring break,
274
00:12:04,827 --> 00:12:08,429
flip flops. This is definitely a
pack of dude's kind of car.
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00:12:08,431 --> 00:12:10,331
- Let's go.
- I don't put my pack with other
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00:12:10,333 --> 00:12:13,801
- guys packs. You know what I
mean? - Do some shots, get a
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00:12:13,803 --> 00:12:17,338
- couple date rapes in.
- Ah, this isn't me. Next car!
278
00:12:17,340 --> 00:12:24,378
Shit. Woaaaa! This car has a
bio-diesel engine. You can go to
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00:12:24,380 --> 00:12:27,948
any diner and go, hey can I use
your old oil and you just pour
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00:12:27,950 --> 00:12:30,818
it in there. It does constantly
smell like French fries, which
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00:12:30,820 --> 00:12:33,654
is good or bad depending on how
you wanna sort of take that.
282
00:12:33,656 --> 00:12:37,291
My buddy he's never driven a car
before. I just think this is too
283
00:12:37,293 --> 00:12:40,461
complicated of an idea for him.
You know, you ride in the car,
284
00:12:40,463 --> 00:12:44,431
right? It's not like a bike.
You're not getting on top of it.
285
00:12:44,433 --> 00:12:46,567
You're inside the thing,
huh? I don't know.
286
00:12:46,569 --> 00:12:48,469
So this is a vintage muscle car.
287
00:12:48,471 --> 00:12:51,772
[Kissing car sounds]
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00:12:51,774 --> 00:12:53,007
He likes this car.
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00:12:55,477 --> 00:12:57,511
Yeah, but I'm the one buying.
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00:12:57,513 --> 00:13:00,714
This is a great car man. Ever
put your hand inside this?
291
00:13:00,716 --> 00:13:02,383
- It's hard not too.
- I don't know if it's a good
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00:13:02,385 --> 00:13:06,620
- starter car for me.
- Ho ho ho ho ho. Look at that.
293
00:13:06,622 --> 00:13:08,922
You kind of have to be a
mechanic to drive this car.
294
00:13:08,924 --> 00:13:10,958
- I'm a bike mechanic.
- She's not a bike.
295
00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:13,927
Alright.
[Rock music]
296
00:13:13,929 --> 00:13:17,831
Classic art car, you know. This
is like the face tattoo of cars.
297
00:13:17,833 --> 00:13:20,067
Now I don't want anything I
drive to be a statement.
298
00:13:20,069 --> 00:13:23,003
I just want a simple car.
[Word car echoes]
299
00:13:23,005 --> 00:13:25,606
Why didn't you say that? I have
the perfect car for you.
300
00:13:25,608 --> 00:13:27,675
[Disco music]
Here it is. You know this car is
301
00:13:27,677 --> 00:13:30,811
- the default setting. - It's like
it was designed while someone
302
00:13:30,813 --> 00:13:32,946
- was sleeping or something.
- And then one guy was like we
303
00:13:32,948 --> 00:13:36,750
should put some wipers on the
headlights. That guy got fired.
304
00:13:36,752 --> 00:13:40,654
- How much is it?
- Some boring number.
305
00:13:40,656 --> 00:13:45,726
[Angelic music]
Sounds like a sweet deal.
306
00:13:45,728 --> 00:13:47,861
- I'll take it.
- Yeah.
307
00:13:47,863 --> 00:13:51,665
[Jungle music]
308
00:13:54,469 --> 00:13:56,070
There it is.
309
00:13:56,072 --> 00:13:59,673
[Angelic music]
Congratulations buddy.
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00:13:59,675 --> 00:14:00,974
I'm a home owner!
311
00:14:03,614 --> 00:14:08,584
[Upbeat music]
312
00:14:08,586 --> 00:14:10,655
- Garage sale!
- Garage sale!
313
00:14:14,893 --> 00:14:16,592
Gonna make some money today.
[Picture taken]
314
00:14:16,594 --> 00:14:18,594
- Woaaa!
- Then we'll go to the bank
315
00:14:18,596 --> 00:14:20,429
afterwards.
[Picture taken]
316
00:14:23,467 --> 00:14:26,736
Good morning.
317
00:14:26,738 --> 00:14:29,405
[Upbeat music]
Hi.
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00:14:29,407 --> 00:14:31,674
Hi, how are you? If you have any
questions about anything just
319
00:14:31,676 --> 00:14:33,676
- feel free to ask.
- Sure, yeah.
320
00:14:33,678 --> 00:14:36,179
[Upbeat music]
I think we should wait just a
321
00:14:36,181 --> 00:14:39,482
little, a little while longer.
[Haunting music]
322
00:14:39,484 --> 00:14:41,751
- Just pack it up?
- Yeah, let's just. Let's just
323
00:14:41,753 --> 00:14:46,556
- go to goodwill.
- No one wants a scream mask?
324
00:14:46,558 --> 00:14:48,558
[Upbeat music]
Oh, Fred.
325
00:14:48,560 --> 00:14:49,926
- Oh Mr. Mayor, hi.
- Carrie hi.
326
00:14:49,928 --> 00:14:51,794
- Hi, nice to see you.
- Thanks for coming.
327
00:14:51,796 --> 00:14:54,564
Oh, I thought I was going to
miss it. Sit down, sit down.
328
00:14:54,566 --> 00:14:56,399
- Relax.
- Alright, alright.
329
00:14:56,401 --> 00:15:00,970
- Oh, haha. I can't believe this
is still here. - Yeah, we were
330
00:15:00,972 --> 00:15:04,373
- surprised too.
- Wow. Everywhere I look I'm
331
00:15:04,375 --> 00:15:06,676
- seeing things that I want.
- You're not doing this because
332
00:15:06,678 --> 00:15:09,845
- you feel sorry for us, right?
- No, I love this stuff.
333
00:15:09,847 --> 00:15:13,849
What is this? Oh my gosh. I
can't believe this is still here.
334
00:15:13,851 --> 00:15:16,686
- Yeah, still works.
- How much for this?
335
00:15:16,688 --> 00:15:18,521
- Twenty.
- I'll give you twenty cents for
336
00:15:18,523 --> 00:15:21,324
this. The thing is it doesn't
have the cord or anything.
337
00:15:21,326 --> 00:15:23,593
These are unbelievable... and
there's no disc inside.
338
00:15:23,595 --> 00:15:25,328
- But it opens.
- I mean technology doesn't you
339
00:15:25,330 --> 00:15:27,463
- know, but it still works.
- There's nothing obsolete about
340
00:15:27,465 --> 00:15:29,265
- a CD.
- You take something like this
341
00:15:29,267 --> 00:15:32,368
you could just... and just strap
it on. And you can run. You know
342
00:15:32,370 --> 00:15:34,237
- like that.
- It only skips like every ten
343
00:15:34,239 --> 00:15:38,674
- seconds or so if you're running.
- Wait I haven't seen these guys
344
00:15:38,676 --> 00:15:40,509
for so long.
[Playful music]
345
00:15:40,511 --> 00:15:42,912
That's fifteen and fifteen so
thirty dollars all together.
346
00:15:42,914 --> 00:15:46,549
I'll give you three cents and
he's a little used so maybe
347
00:15:46,551 --> 00:15:48,684
- two cents.
- Two cents?
348
00:15:48,686 --> 00:15:52,855
- Fine.
- Is this, are you guys, still
349
00:15:52,857 --> 00:15:54,857
- campaigning?
- That's twenty dollars.
350
00:15:54,859 --> 00:15:57,960
No, why don't I put the
decimal point here and it could
351
00:15:57,962 --> 00:16:00,896
- be twenty cents?
- You're taking any number and
352
00:16:00,898 --> 00:16:02,565
- you're just turning it into cents.
- Well, it's just you
353
00:16:02,567 --> 00:16:05,434
know, I'm haggling. This is
kind of odd, was is it a
354
00:16:05,436 --> 00:16:06,602
- left hand or right hand?
- They both work.
355
00:16:06,604 --> 00:16:08,437
Does it come with these?
356
00:16:08,439 --> 00:16:09,939
No, I'll include
that if you want.
357
00:16:09,941 --> 00:16:11,307
I'll take this whole side.
358
00:16:11,309 --> 00:16:12,808
This whole side...
359
00:16:12,810 --> 00:16:17,313
Yeah. I'll take everything from
there and actually how about
360
00:16:17,315 --> 00:16:21,851
around there and then across in
front of you and then, how far
361
00:16:21,853 --> 00:16:23,586
back can I go?
362
00:16:23,588 --> 00:16:25,321
I mean we wanted to
just get rid of it anyway.
363
00:16:25,323 --> 00:16:26,656
I'm fine with it honestly.
364
00:16:26,658 --> 00:16:29,292
Sam!
[Bell]
365
00:16:29,294 --> 00:16:30,926
Wow.
366
00:16:30,928 --> 00:16:32,495
I wonder what he is going to do
with all of that stuff.
367
00:16:32,497 --> 00:16:36,599
[Music]
368
00:16:36,601 --> 00:16:39,468
What is this place?
369
00:16:39,470 --> 00:16:41,537
- I have no idea.
- Hey Mr. Mayor.
370
00:16:41,539 --> 00:16:44,874
Wuz up!
Hey welcome to Cafe, Y2K.
371
00:16:44,876 --> 00:16:46,742
What?
372
00:16:46,744 --> 00:16:49,078
I mean didn't you feel the 2000s
went by so fast you really had
373
00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:50,446
no idea what they were.
374
00:16:50,448 --> 00:16:51,914
Ah yeah, you're right, we didn't.
375
00:16:51,916 --> 00:16:53,683
Well turns out it was
all the stuff in your garage
376
00:16:53,685 --> 00:16:55,418
you guys were sitting
on a gold mine.
377
00:16:55,420 --> 00:16:56,919
Yeah, that's my Game Cube.
378
00:16:56,921 --> 00:16:59,789
You put something on a
little plinth, you know and
379
00:16:59,791 --> 00:17:02,491
you put a light on it and
people freak out, people
380
00:17:02,493 --> 00:17:04,927
love eating around nostalgia.
381
00:17:04,929 --> 00:17:06,896
It just makes you hungry
for a past gone by.
382
00:17:06,898 --> 00:17:08,864
So this is all 2000s?
383
00:17:08,866 --> 00:17:13,736
Well I had to get an Eric
Clapton signed guitar.
384
00:17:13,738 --> 00:17:15,938
It just takes a memorabilia
cafe to the next level.
385
00:17:15,940 --> 00:17:17,773
- Right. - Right.
- Yeah.
386
00:17:17,775 --> 00:17:20,376
Clapton probably just signs
guitars specifically for
387
00:17:20,378 --> 00:17:22,745
- memorabilia cafes.
- Yeah, $10.
388
00:17:22,747 --> 00:17:23,913
$10?
389
00:17:23,915 --> 00:17:25,114
Come, let me take
you to your seat.
390
00:17:25,116 --> 00:17:26,716
- How's the food?
- It's bad.
391
00:17:26,718 --> 00:17:29,919
[Music]
392
00:17:31,955 --> 00:17:39,395
[Singing] Toby, Toby, you love
me I need...
393
00:17:39,397 --> 00:17:40,629
Ah, Doug.
394
00:17:40,631 --> 00:17:41,831
You left your
dishes in the sink.
395
00:17:41,833 --> 00:17:43,632
So what.
396
00:17:43,634 --> 00:17:45,468
If you have breakfast it's so
easy just please, put them
397
00:17:45,470 --> 00:17:46,635
in the dishwasher, it's just...
398
00:17:46,637 --> 00:17:48,371
It's a bowl, a spoon and a cup.
399
00:17:48,373 --> 00:17:49,872
It drives me crazy though.
Hi little dude, come here
400
00:17:49,874 --> 00:17:54,777
little monkey, hi pooch, oh
tobeslarone, muchacho,
401
00:17:54,779 --> 00:17:56,679
- poochie, pooch-a-roo.
- You have so many
402
00:17:56,681 --> 00:17:57,947
- nicknames for him.
- Yeah.
403
00:17:57,949 --> 00:17:59,815
I'm very affectionate.
404
00:17:59,817 --> 00:18:04,720
Toby, you're the
man again man, ha ha.
405
00:18:04,722 --> 00:18:06,589
Your dog voice
is super annoying.
406
00:18:06,591 --> 00:18:09,425
To who? Not to Toby.
Because Toby loves me.
407
00:18:09,427 --> 00:18:11,494
Want to look in the
mirror, uh oh.
408
00:18:11,496 --> 00:18:12,928
Did you get
another Toby tattoo?
409
00:18:12,930 --> 00:18:14,063
What do you think?
410
00:18:14,065 --> 00:18:15,998
[Indistinct dialog]
411
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,701
Is this healthy? The way we are.
I feel like we give more love
412
00:18:18,703 --> 00:18:20,102
to Toby than we do each other.
413
00:18:20,104 --> 00:18:21,871
Even just physically
I'm just so much
414
00:18:21,873 --> 00:18:23,906
more comfortable,
like touching him.
415
00:18:23,908 --> 00:18:27,576
I mean I would mind if I had
that kind of attention.
416
00:18:27,578 --> 00:18:28,844
Ok.
[Squeaking]
417
00:18:28,846 --> 00:18:31,013
[Dog music] - Oh hey, how was work?
- Hi.
418
00:18:31,015 --> 00:18:34,517
- How was it?
- Oh so, so good to see you.
419
00:18:35,953 --> 00:18:37,686
- Is that?
- I guess.
420
00:18:37,688 --> 00:18:38,854
Aw, did you do the dishes?
421
00:18:38,856 --> 00:18:40,122
- Yeah.
- What a good boy.
422
00:18:40,124 --> 00:18:41,724
Aw thanks.
423
00:18:41,726 --> 00:18:43,125
What is it?
424
00:18:43,127 --> 00:18:44,727
It's a cookie.
425
00:18:44,729 --> 00:18:49,665
Good boy. Oh mmm, ow.
Easy soft touch.
426
00:18:49,667 --> 00:18:52,034
- You came back, you came back!
- Aw who's here, who's here?
427
00:18:52,036 --> 00:18:53,769
- Who's here, who is it?
- Arrgh.
428
00:18:53,771 --> 00:18:56,639
Wow Claire this is
great thank you so much.
429
00:18:56,641 --> 00:18:59,875
[Dog music]
430
00:18:59,877 --> 00:19:04,680
Doug, come here, come
to bed. Aw, come here.
431
00:19:04,682 --> 00:19:07,149
Oh this is great, it's
so comfy like this.
432
00:19:10,687 --> 00:19:13,122
[Siren]
433
00:19:13,124 --> 00:19:15,524
Do you hear something?
434
00:19:15,526 --> 00:19:17,726
Doug, did you invite Tom and
Stacey to dinner on Friday?
435
00:19:17,728 --> 00:19:19,028
I did.
[Drum roll]
436
00:19:19,030 --> 00:19:21,997
Why did you do that?
Tom and Stacey are so
437
00:19:21,999 --> 00:19:25,468
annoying, tom only talks
about Bitcoins and Stacey
438
00:19:25,470 --> 00:19:27,236
only wants to tell me
about her new line of jeans,
439
00:19:27,238 --> 00:19:28,838
bad boy.
440
00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:32,675
[Barking]
441
00:19:32,677 --> 00:19:33,943
[Panting]
442
00:19:35,181 --> 00:19:39,517
[Turn signal]
443
00:19:39,519 --> 00:19:40,886
[Music]
444
00:19:40,888 --> 00:19:43,421
Works,
445
00:19:43,423 --> 00:19:46,391
it's a good car.
446
00:19:46,393 --> 00:19:48,159
I could get used to this.
447
00:19:48,161 --> 00:19:50,095
Good alright.
448
00:19:50,097 --> 00:19:52,998
You know what this is
good for, when it rains.
449
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,266
Hey come on.
[Music]
450
00:19:54,268 --> 00:19:56,134
Watch it.
Come on.
451
00:19:56,136 --> 00:19:57,302
I'm in a car.
Car here,
452
00:19:57,304 --> 00:19:59,204
watch my car.
[Beep beep]
453
00:19:59,206 --> 00:20:01,273
Come on, I almost hit you.
454
00:20:01,275 --> 00:20:03,975
Watch out, watch out, watch out
bikes, this is my blind spot.
455
00:20:03,977 --> 00:20:05,377
How slow are you going to go?
[Beep beep]
456
00:20:05,379 --> 00:20:07,579
I have the right of way.
That's a lot of bikes.
457
00:20:07,581 --> 00:20:09,080
Get out of my way.
458
00:20:09,082 --> 00:20:10,615
Bikes!
How many of you are there?
459
00:20:10,617 --> 00:20:13,118
Have a fun game, you're bikes.
Move out of the way!
460
00:20:13,120 --> 00:20:14,986
Go go.
Drivers rights!
461
00:20:14,988 --> 00:20:18,056
What are you smiling at? Come
on! Something has to be done!
462
00:20:18,058 --> 00:20:19,691
[Cars honking]
Driver's rights!
463
00:20:19,693 --> 00:20:23,995
We're taking back these streets,
this is a cars critical mass.
464
00:20:23,997 --> 00:20:25,630
Move!
465
00:20:25,632 --> 00:20:28,233
Where are you guys going to go?
Where are you going to go now?
466
00:20:28,235 --> 00:20:30,101
Driver's rights
[Crowd yelling]
467
00:20:30,103 --> 00:20:33,138
Listen to that music.
Driver's rights!
468
00:20:33,140 --> 00:20:36,041
Driver's rights
[Horns]
469
00:20:36,043 --> 00:20:38,376
Did you ever hear a
horn like that before?
470
00:20:38,378 --> 00:20:41,680
Driver's rights, we want our own
lanes. Driver's rights!
471
00:20:41,682 --> 00:20:43,114
Spyke?
472
00:20:43,116 --> 00:20:44,282
What?
473
00:20:44,284 --> 00:20:45,717
What are you doing?
474
00:20:45,719 --> 00:20:48,219
Driver's rights!
475
00:20:48,221 --> 00:20:50,088
That doesn't make any sense.
476
00:20:50,090 --> 00:20:52,624
It does make sense, we
want our own lane.
477
00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:54,359
For cars.
478
00:20:54,361 --> 00:20:56,194
The fact that there are
road sort of implies that
479
00:20:56,196 --> 00:20:58,396
they are for cars. You don't
need a car critical mass.
480
00:20:58,398 --> 00:21:01,132
Yeah, but all of these bikes just
weaving in and out traffic
481
00:21:01,134 --> 00:21:04,536
and running red lights, you know
you guys are doing it.
482
00:21:04,538 --> 00:21:08,406
Spyke, not everything has to be a
battle, you know cars Vs. bikes.
483
00:21:08,408 --> 00:21:10,075
First of all these
are your friends.
484
00:21:10,077 --> 00:21:12,510
Hey, you got that hat?
What happened I thought
485
00:21:12,512 --> 00:21:14,279
you through it out?
You picked it out of
486
00:21:14,281 --> 00:21:16,081
the garbage, you put the hat
back on your head, how did
487
00:21:16,083 --> 00:21:18,049
you even find it?
488
00:21:18,051 --> 00:21:21,353
You're insane, you're nuts!
489
00:21:21,355 --> 00:21:23,655
Spyke, when you're the opposition
to everything I feel like you're
490
00:21:23,657 --> 00:21:27,158
at opposition to me and you know
I'm proud of you and I'm excited
491
00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:30,195
for this whole car thing but
like you get so excited
492
00:21:30,197 --> 00:21:32,664
and amped up about everything
that I just feel like you're
493
00:21:32,666 --> 00:21:34,499
- against me.
- No I'm not!
494
00:21:34,501 --> 00:21:38,303
Can you talk even in
a sort of quiet voice?
495
00:21:38,305 --> 00:21:41,239
Yeah, I'm sorry.
496
00:21:41,241 --> 00:21:43,575
Let's walk away, let's just get
out of this mind set.
497
00:21:43,577 --> 00:21:45,443
[Music]
How are you?
498
00:21:45,445 --> 00:21:47,645
I'm good, had a
pretty good drive.
499
00:21:47,647 --> 00:21:49,314
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
500
00:21:49,316 --> 00:21:51,483
- Pedestrians rights!
- Ok.
501
00:21:51,485 --> 00:21:56,721
[Music]
502
00:21:56,723 --> 00:22:00,025
We see The Beach Boys and a, an
older gentleman comes up to us
503
00:22:00,027 --> 00:22:02,327
I want you to come and
do another show.
504
00:22:02,329 --> 00:22:04,696
Sitting in the back of this bar,
505
00:22:04,698 --> 00:22:06,164
it's Miles Davis.
506
00:22:06,166 --> 00:22:07,532
Can I help you clean
up the plates?
507
00:22:07,534 --> 00:22:09,601
We go to the bar at
table candle light.
508
00:22:09,603 --> 00:22:14,506
Miles Davis was
this, this close.
509
00:22:14,508 --> 00:22:16,274
I mean the trumpet was here.
510
00:22:16,276 --> 00:22:17,776
- Wow
- I mean it sounded like
511
00:22:17,778 --> 00:22:20,211
angels and devils
at the same time.
512
00:22:20,213 --> 00:22:23,214
I mean this guy
could play the horn.
513
00:22:23,216 --> 00:22:24,482
[Music ends]
514
00:22:24,483 --> 00:22:28,000
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