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Hey, I'm Marcus Harris!
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I'm Madeleine Harr--
[Horn blasting]
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Sorry about that.
I'm Marcus Harris.
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I'm Madeleine Harris. We're here to tell you,
Portland, about all the new recycling bins.
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- And guess what?
- We're twins!
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You should say "We're
twins" together.
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Sorry. I know. You're right.
Sorry about that.
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Guess what?
[Together] We're twins.
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[Honking horns]
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Five years ago we went green.
This year we're going greener.
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Now there's a bin
for everything.
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[Together]
For card board and newspaper.
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The blue bin.
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Plastic and aluminum. Black.
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- Yard waste.
- Yeller.
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Is that how you say it?
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- Yeller.
- Oh...
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- What do you say?
- Yellow.
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[Together] Coffee cup sleeves.
Orange.
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[Together]
Stir stick -- Brown.
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[Together]
Cups -- Periwinkle.
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[Together]
Lid -- fuchsia.
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Oh wait.
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- There's lip stick on it, see?
- Oh.
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[Together]
Lip stick lids, rose.
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[Together]
We did it. What...?
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- Broken umbrellas.
- And broken hearts.
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[Together] Canary.
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Hey! Why did you get
these from my room?
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I have a sign up front
that says boys only.
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You're holding on to
a lot of things.
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Yay! I found it.
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[Together]
Lotion -- chartreuse.
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Are you done?
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Lotion bottle --
green.
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- Finger nails.
- And egg shells.
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- Cobalt.
- I feel bad losing these
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- finger nails.
- I don't, they're gross.
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- I know, but we don't know.
- We know.
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- Could be worth something.
- Like what?
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Well, if we had, you know,
Einstein's finger nails
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- No.
- It's yours, right?
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- Yes.
- Are you Einstein?
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- I am not.
- Then they're worthless.
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Once it's all sorted,
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everything is recycled into
one of three categories.
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Clean air, Fresh water,
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or good vibes.
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The other 97% of
the trash is dumped
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into the ocean.
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What is this, the Atlantic?
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[
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Sync and corrections by n17t01
www.addic7ed.com
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Hello, everyone.
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- Can you believe it?
- We did it.
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- In 10 years. Women & Women first.
- A decade.
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And look at this turnout.
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Goes all the way back,
three peop-- three rows.
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Three rows deep.
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[Guitar playing]
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When we started 10 years ago...
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[Guitar playing]
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We had a dream and, I mean,
it was the two of us.
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I mean, there's
Barbara of course.
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But she's not here today.
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And, you know, Barbara went on
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to other things and she made a whole
lot of money, but you know something?
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We have each other.
Right?
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And we're here.
We're actually here.
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And we will stay here.
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For another ten years?
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For 500 years.
For 1,000 years.
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We're looking in the future
1,000 years.
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- Okay?
- And...
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hopefully, in 1,000 years,
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the real estate taxes won't be
this high, the property taxes...
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They go up these days...
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Because I can't really handle
that kind of a fee anymore.
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[Guitar playing]
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Without further ado, we've
provided some music on us,
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and please welcome,
Angel and Sunny.
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Baby, call me angel,
gonna spread my wings
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Out wide -- you ready?
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Baby, come and love me, lord
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It keeps me satisfied
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Oh, my...
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That's Barbara.
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What the hell is she doing here?
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I'm sorry. I thought it might
be a good idea to invite her.
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Look at her.
Must be her boyfriend.
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I am so mad right now --
I really feel like
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taking two of the guitar strings
from that guitar player
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and whipping everyone in the
face; every person in this room.
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And then, I want to take all these books
and pile them on top of Angel's hair.
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And make her walk around
in the balancing act.
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[Guitar playing]
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No music anymore?
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[
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- It's so nice out.
- It's a great day.
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- Little hike?
- I think we're on to something.
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Maybe Forest Park.
I say, let's do it.
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Yeah, let's go.
I'd love to.
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Do we have all the gear,
do you think?
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Yeah, I've got my hiking shorts.
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Yeah, I think I have everything.
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- Yeah.
- Let's get the gear!
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All right, Dave, lets hike!
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That's pretty good right?
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- Yeah, it's great.
- What if it rains?
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You're right, let's
get the rain gear.
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You know what is amazing this time of year?
The ferns and the lichens.
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- Nice colors out there.
- You know what?
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I'm gonna get
thirsty out there.
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It's like a safety thing,
we need water.
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- Let's get the gear!
- Get it!
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You know what...?
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Darn it.
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- Hook it on, babe.
- Darn it.
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Go ahead and hook it on.
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Darn it.
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Darn it.
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I don't know if people are going to
see us though, that's the thing.
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I'm worried about hunters.
I mean, am I being crazy?
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No, you're right.
We need to be visible.
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- Yeah.
- We need our visibility gear.
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- Yeah.
- Let's get it!
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What do you think?
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You know what?
You really pop.
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I want to go. Like, I'm all set.
I just feel like...
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whenever I look out at the
horizon, it's always, like...
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- I know.
- You know what I mean?
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- I know, why don't you get a hat?
- A what?
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It's a hat. It's like a circle
with a half circle coming off it.
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- We need that.
- Dave, I'm looking up GPS for us.
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- How much is that one?
- That one is 5,500.
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- Yee...
- Or there's a used one
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of it for 5,300.
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Get the new one I guess.
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I want the top grade GPS.
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- Yeah.
- We're going pretty wood deep here.
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- No reason to skimp.
- We gotta get that gear.
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Go get the gear!
Journals, a couple of laptops.
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- Okay, still have access.
- One more?
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I think we're good!
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- Right! Let's get the gear!
- Getting the gear!
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We're going to have plenty of light.
17 lumens for 30 hours.
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3.5 lumens. You never know with the lumens
how many lumens you're going to need.
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It's more fun this way.
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You know, the one thing we don't
have, damn it, is the energy bars.
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Oh, Dave, I can make those.
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Goji Berry.
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That looks amazing.
I'm getting the gear.
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- Dave, get the gear!
- Lots of gear.
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This is the right shoe.
Okay, my last two toes don't separate.
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This reminds me of
the story of Cinderella.
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Did I ever tell you that story?
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- Come on, let's get the gear!
- Get the gear!
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Got the gear.
Are you ready to do this?
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Uh, I think so.
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So, how long till
the sun goes down?
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I think, like,
another 15 minutes.
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Ah, perfect.
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- Hi.
- Hi, how are you doing?
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My husband and I are going to a
Portland Timbers game tonight and...
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It's her first one.
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And we wanted to make a really
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big sign that we could
hold up at the game
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so that everybody knows
what big fans we are.
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Do-do-do...
[Stuttering]
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Do you charge by the letter?
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Right, so, this is
our sign here?
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Let's do, Go Timbers.
We hope you win.
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Love Peter and Nance.
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And guess what?
This is our first game.
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That's great.
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You're good at this.
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So bring it all down.
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Did you ever think
you'd see us on TV?
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Tick to the the right.
Tick to the left.
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Tick to the the right.
Tick to the left.
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Okay, zoom out again.
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Zoom in to that "our."
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Zoom into the "our!"
Sorry, I'm just...
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Okay, zoom in --
more more, more,
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All I want to see is green.
Zoom in, in, in.
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Here we go, let's start over.
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Let's put a soccer ball in there.
Do another smaller soccer ball underneath it.
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Now do another--
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Can you do just a
little smiley face?
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Now put stop sign, so the other team's, like,
stop, you have no idea where you're going.
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I'd also like people to know that this
is gonna be printed on recycled paper.
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Do you have a little
recycle symbol?
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Now put, Byaaay!
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B-Y-A-A-A...
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Byaaay!
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Lot of people say yay!
I always say byaaay.
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How are you holdin' up champ?
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Now, let's have
the Champagne bottle.
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I would like to put in the blood/alcohol limit.
So, what is that? A .08.
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Maybe a shout out
to anybody that's pregnant.
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If you are pregnant.
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Celebrate with a soda.
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That's good. That looks good.
Move that up.
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I like it, but it's just,
it's not...
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Let's scrap the whole
thing, erase it.
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- Let's do it again.
- Put it in delete.
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[Whistle blowing]
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[Crowd]
And when I go, And when I go,
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make sure I'm wearing
green and gold!
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Bury me in Timbers green,
Whoa-oh, whoa-oh--
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Shh! Wait. Wait wait.
The TV camera's on us.
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And we made a sign.
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We worked really hard on this.
This is our cat.
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And he's playing soccer.
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And he's looking
down at the game.
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And he's saying,
please, please win.
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Meow, meow, meow.
Please, please win.
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[Crowd] Meow, meow, meow.
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Please, please win.
Meow, meow, meow.
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Please, please win.
Meow, meow, meow.
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[
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I used to work with
these ladies.
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Years and years ago.
We started this place together.
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Barbara.
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Oh Toni, oh...
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How are you?
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- You look great!
- You look great.
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We used to call her Toni Baloney
because she ate baloney sandwiches
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for, like, a year straight.
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I like baloney too.
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Oh, and what does your, your boyfriend?
What does he do?
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He's a basketball player.
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I'm a professional
basketball player.
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Okay, sounds very violent.
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What are you looking
around for?
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I was looking for Candy.
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Barbara, please.
I just feel like that's a bad idea.
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She's just staring like,
with daggers in her eyes.
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No, that's just the way
her eyes are shaped.
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She might be a little bit angry.
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She has a little bit of
a beef with you still.
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I can't hear you
so good, Honey.
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00:11:17,757 --> 00:11:19,891
She has a little bit of
a beef with you still.
245
00:11:19,925 --> 00:11:21,759
About what?
246
00:11:21,793 --> 00:11:25,262
About the bed sweaters.
You know, that was her thing.
247
00:11:25,297 --> 00:11:27,231
Look, it's a bed sweater.
248
00:11:27,266 --> 00:11:29,267
I love wearing
my sweaters to bed.
249
00:11:29,301 --> 00:11:31,036
Wow, it's such a great idea.
250
00:11:31,070 --> 00:11:33,906
- But she didn't do nothing with it.
- But she wore it.
251
00:11:33,940 --> 00:11:38,445
But I'm entrepreneurial.
I'm inspired.
252
00:11:38,479 --> 00:11:42,216
I went and made them, and sold
them and made a lot of money,
253
00:11:42,250 --> 00:11:45,586
and then I even made night sweats for
men, because at night he gets sweaty.
254
00:11:45,620 --> 00:11:48,021
- I do.
- It's okay.
255
00:11:48,056 --> 00:11:49,957
Okay, what's feminist
about a bed sweater?
256
00:11:49,991 --> 00:11:52,725
- Keeps you warm.
- You know what keeps you warm?
257
00:11:52,760 --> 00:11:54,894
A good book, an idea.
258
00:11:54,928 --> 00:11:56,763
Oh, I think, a good guy.
259
00:11:56,797 --> 00:11:59,598
- Well, I don't.
- Ka...?
260
00:11:59,633 --> 00:12:02,534
Okay, I'm gonna go talk to--
I'm gonna talk to Candice.
261
00:12:02,569 --> 00:12:04,870
You go talk to her,
and I'll be happy
262
00:12:04,904 --> 00:12:06,805
- to talk to her.
- It was nice meeting you.
263
00:12:06,839 --> 00:12:08,908
Nice meeting you too.
264
00:12:08,942 --> 00:12:11,778
- Is she crazy or what?
- A little bit.
265
00:12:11,812 --> 00:12:13,814
A little bit.
266
00:12:18,486 --> 00:12:19,920
- Candice!
- Toni get out of here,
267
00:12:19,955 --> 00:12:21,889
- This is dangerous.
- No, stop.
268
00:12:21,923 --> 00:12:23,424
Do not light a fire
in our store.
269
00:12:23,458 --> 00:12:26,428
- I can't take it anymore.
- No, please, please!
270
00:12:26,462 --> 00:12:29,397
That looks like a man urinating.
271
00:12:29,432 --> 00:12:31,799
Yeah.
272
00:12:31,834 --> 00:12:34,369
How'd you know I was
gonna burn it down?
273
00:12:34,403 --> 00:12:37,907
Well...
What were you going to do?
274
00:12:37,941 --> 00:12:39,809
I was going to burn it down.
275
00:12:39,844 --> 00:12:42,245
- Just this aisle.
- Candice...
276
00:12:42,280 --> 00:12:45,482
we have so much to look forward to, and
if you burn this down, we have nothing.
277
00:12:45,516 --> 00:12:48,485
Please just go over to Barbara
and just talk to her.
278
00:12:48,519 --> 00:12:51,254
All you have to do is talk to her for
a few minutes and then we're done.
279
00:12:51,288 --> 00:12:54,891
- Okay.
- Also, that's crazy.
280
00:12:54,925 --> 00:12:58,661
- Yeah. I'm just mad.
- Please!
281
00:12:58,696 --> 00:13:00,630
I'm not going to do it.
282
00:13:00,664 --> 00:13:04,634
I just want to dump out the rest
of it so it's not in the canister.
283
00:13:07,944 --> 00:13:10,613
Hey, how are you guys? Thanks so much for coming.
You guys ready to dance?
284
00:13:10,647 --> 00:13:12,814
[Clapping]
285
00:13:12,849 --> 00:13:15,317
Real quick. I gotta do some legal stuff.
Just to get it out of the way.
286
00:13:15,351 --> 00:13:17,619
Does anyone here
have any allergies?
287
00:13:17,654 --> 00:13:19,921
Allergies, the allergy monster.
288
00:13:19,956 --> 00:13:22,090
Sorry about that, I'm just
gonna have to ask you to go.
289
00:13:22,125 --> 00:13:24,593
It's and insurance
situation, that, uh...
290
00:13:24,627 --> 00:13:27,729
Sorry, man... sorry.
291
00:13:27,763 --> 00:13:31,500
I don't know if you guys have ever been sued
before, but it's not a whole lot of fun.
292
00:13:31,534 --> 00:13:35,403
I only want to dance,
and unfortunately, dance is
293
00:13:35,437 --> 00:13:38,806
80% movement, 10% lawsuits,
294
00:13:38,840 --> 00:13:41,542
and the other 10%
are dealing with said law suits.
295
00:13:41,576 --> 00:13:44,445
Okay, I want to tell
you from experience,
296
00:13:44,479 --> 00:13:48,348
Charlie Brown is
a copy righted property,
297
00:13:48,382 --> 00:13:52,085
even that shirt,
the zigzag thing...
298
00:13:52,119 --> 00:13:54,287
Charles Schultz
is an easy, happy guy.
299
00:13:54,322 --> 00:13:57,524
That company, that entity
are very litigious.
300
00:13:57,559 --> 00:14:01,562
Choose your icons
and logos wisely.
301
00:14:01,597 --> 00:14:04,198
Trust me on this one. Yeah.
302
00:14:04,233 --> 00:14:05,901
[Clapping]
303
00:14:05,935 --> 00:14:08,003
Did I teach you guys
the dance move yet?
304
00:14:08,038 --> 00:14:11,006
No, uh, oh, wait till you see it.
All right, um...
305
00:14:11,041 --> 00:14:14,476
Ready, and six, five,
306
00:14:14,511 --> 00:14:17,446
four, three, two, one!
307
00:14:17,480 --> 00:14:20,281
Thank you so much
for coming, you guys.
308
00:14:20,316 --> 00:14:22,450
Really, really great,
you guys learned amazing.
309
00:14:22,485 --> 00:14:25,586
I got another class coming in.
You were amazing.
310
00:14:25,620 --> 00:14:27,754
Don't forget to not sue.
311
00:14:27,789 --> 00:14:31,691
[
]
312
00:14:36,731 --> 00:14:39,733
Oh, man, that window is filthy.
313
00:14:39,767 --> 00:14:41,501
Michelle!
314
00:14:41,536 --> 00:14:43,236
The CSA thing came.
315
00:14:43,271 --> 00:14:45,305
- Oh, great! Oh my gosh.
- Looks great.
316
00:14:45,340 --> 00:14:47,041
Look at these peppers.
These are beautiful.
317
00:14:47,075 --> 00:14:49,644
Wow, a little note.
318
00:14:49,678 --> 00:14:53,014
You know what, I can't believe
they deliver it. This is great.
319
00:14:53,048 --> 00:14:55,883
This is just, like, the way
to go for summer vegetables.
320
00:14:55,918 --> 00:14:58,852
- God, I wish they did this for everything.
- Aah!
321
00:14:58,887 --> 00:15:00,554
What is that?
322
00:15:00,588 --> 00:15:02,089
It's like a sculpture.
323
00:15:02,123 --> 00:15:05,025
What is that?
I guess I have the answer.
324
00:15:05,059 --> 00:15:07,827
That is...
a durian.
325
00:15:07,861 --> 00:15:09,729
A durian?
326
00:15:09,763 --> 00:15:11,630
A Malvaceae tree fruit.
327
00:15:11,665 --> 00:15:13,098
Can you crack it open?
328
00:15:13,132 --> 00:15:15,834
It's too hard.
329
00:15:15,868 --> 00:15:18,636
Well, I'm sure the people in the wilderness
of the jungle don't think it's too hard.
330
00:15:18,671 --> 00:15:20,839
This is so hard on the outside.
331
00:15:20,873 --> 00:15:23,174
How did they know that
this was a food?
332
00:15:23,209 --> 00:15:27,011
You know what; we gotta deal with this later.
We have Bryce and Lisa for coffee.
333
00:15:27,046 --> 00:15:29,380
Oh right...
Strawberries.
334
00:15:35,587 --> 00:15:38,489
- You know what I was just thinking about?
- Hmm?
335
00:15:38,524 --> 00:15:40,158
I hate the idea of that fruit
336
00:15:40,192 --> 00:15:41,992
going to waste.
337
00:15:42,027 --> 00:15:44,328
You can go online and see how
they do it in their native lands.
338
00:15:44,362 --> 00:15:46,330
Let's make it our
goal tomorrow.
339
00:15:46,364 --> 00:15:48,865
Let's just, let's open
it, but let's enjoy it.
340
00:15:48,900 --> 00:15:50,534
- Yeah.
- Okay.
341
00:15:50,568 --> 00:15:52,068
- All right.
- All right.
342
00:15:52,103 --> 00:15:53,570
- Good night.
- We sleeps.
343
00:16:03,180 --> 00:16:05,282
Coffee time.
344
00:16:05,316 --> 00:16:07,651
Honey, did you
clean this window?
345
00:16:07,685 --> 00:16:09,720
No. Thank you.
When would I have cleaned the window?
346
00:16:09,754 --> 00:16:11,988
I don't know, maybe
after I went to sleep.
347
00:16:12,023 --> 00:16:15,693
- I didn't clean the window.
- Okay.
348
00:16:15,727 --> 00:16:18,929
Um...I have an idea for breakfast.
Why don't we do a fruit salad?
349
00:16:18,964 --> 00:16:21,632
- We can use the durian.
- Great.
350
00:16:23,234 --> 00:16:26,337
- Aaah...!
- Here we go.
351
00:16:26,371 --> 00:16:28,339
What do they do
out in the jungle?
352
00:16:28,373 --> 00:16:29,607
Ow!
353
00:16:31,076 --> 00:16:33,678
Smells good, I mean,
it's gonna be worth it.
354
00:16:33,712 --> 00:16:36,113
Yeah, and we want to use
all the fruit, you know.
355
00:16:36,147 --> 00:16:40,016
- Oh, god. - That's not bad.
I bet you that's gonna do it.
356
00:16:40,051 --> 00:16:42,853
Hold on, hold on.
Sorry, Gods of the southeast.
357
00:16:42,887 --> 00:16:44,721
Pardon our ignorance.
358
00:16:44,756 --> 00:16:46,490
Great speech.
359
00:16:59,337 --> 00:17:02,473
[Mechanical whirring]
360
00:17:15,121 --> 00:17:17,222
Michelle, did you
re-arrange these by
361
00:17:17,256 --> 00:17:19,124
- color order, the books?
- Uh, no.
362
00:17:19,158 --> 00:17:20,792
- I thought you did.
- No. I didn't do it.
363
00:17:20,826 --> 00:17:22,360
- Come on, just take credit!
- No.
364
00:17:22,394 --> 00:17:25,062
- They look great!
- Oh, I think they look great.
365
00:17:25,097 --> 00:17:28,198
God, I wanna just
crack open this thing!
366
00:17:28,233 --> 00:17:30,934
Let's throw it.
I'm ready to just throw it.
367
00:17:30,969 --> 00:17:33,370
Okay! But we should do it
like a TV show, like a drama.
368
00:17:33,404 --> 00:17:35,305
- Okay.
- All right.
369
00:17:35,340 --> 00:17:39,978
I want you and your
stuff out of my house!
370
00:17:40,012 --> 00:17:44,016
You tell the senator I want
him on the phone right now!
371
00:17:44,051 --> 00:17:45,985
I love you!
372
00:17:46,019 --> 00:17:48,021
Aaah!
373
00:17:48,055 --> 00:17:50,790
Hut, hut, hut!
374
00:17:50,824 --> 00:17:53,193
Whose horses are these?
375
00:17:56,029 --> 00:17:58,030
[Zapping]
376
00:18:03,770 --> 00:18:07,706
[Humming]
377
00:18:09,776 --> 00:18:13,078
[
]
378
00:18:24,492 --> 00:18:26,994
Is this an earthquake?
This is an earthquake. Yes.
379
00:18:27,028 --> 00:18:29,364
- We have to go down stairs.
- Both of us?
380
00:18:29,398 --> 00:18:32,734
This is the big one. Are we supposed to
get over something or under something?
381
00:18:40,810 --> 00:18:42,744
[Explosion]
382
00:18:48,718 --> 00:18:51,753
Is this normal
for an earthquake?
383
00:18:51,787 --> 00:18:54,323
Oh look!
The durian is waving at us.
384
00:18:54,357 --> 00:18:56,658
Bye.
385
00:18:56,693 --> 00:19:00,229
I never noticed
the arm on it before.
386
00:19:00,263 --> 00:19:02,497
Yeah, he must have been
tucking it behind his back.
387
00:19:02,532 --> 00:19:05,100
Yeah... huh...
388
00:19:05,134 --> 00:19:07,702
Well, we still have
our property.
389
00:19:07,737 --> 00:19:10,005
Yeah. Can't wait
for the next CSA.
390
00:19:10,039 --> 00:19:11,873
Yeah.
391
00:19:22,229 --> 00:19:25,865
Oh, She's alone; please
go talk to her now.
392
00:19:25,899 --> 00:19:28,100
[Sighing] - Okay.
- Thank you.
393
00:19:30,671 --> 00:19:33,539
- Barbara, how are you?
- Candy.
394
00:19:33,574 --> 00:19:35,241
- How's everything going?
- All right.
395
00:19:35,275 --> 00:19:37,544
- How you doing?
- Good, thank you for coming.
396
00:19:37,578 --> 00:19:39,713
Toni invited me, so I came.
397
00:19:39,747 --> 00:19:41,849
Thank you. We're doing pretty
well for ourselves.
398
00:19:41,883 --> 00:19:43,618
She says you're mad at me.
399
00:19:43,652 --> 00:19:45,687
[Music stops]
400
00:19:45,721 --> 00:19:47,522
I'm a little angry.
401
00:19:47,556 --> 00:19:49,323
Do you remember you got that
402
00:19:49,358 --> 00:19:52,426
award for business
woman of the year
403
00:19:52,461 --> 00:19:54,028
about eight years ago
404
00:19:54,062 --> 00:19:56,331
- at the convention center?
- Yeah.
405
00:19:56,365 --> 00:19:58,633
I just thought that maybe you'd
thank me since I was part of--
406
00:19:58,667 --> 00:20:00,735
I did thank you!
407
00:20:00,769 --> 00:20:03,370
I have to admit, I was the one who
was wearing sweaters to bed--
408
00:20:03,405 --> 00:20:05,038
But I'm more industrious,
409
00:20:05,073 --> 00:20:07,874
so I thought "Oh,
that's not a bad idea.
410
00:20:07,909 --> 00:20:09,477
Why don't I see
if it works?"
411
00:20:09,511 --> 00:20:14,415
And it worked, and then I
went into men's sweats.
412
00:20:14,449 --> 00:20:17,151
They're called night
sweats for men.
413
00:20:17,186 --> 00:20:18,920
- Which you didn't wear.
- You're right.
414
00:20:18,955 --> 00:20:22,391
It wasn't anything personal.
415
00:20:22,425 --> 00:20:24,460
- And you acknowledge
that I was part of it. - Yeah!
416
00:20:24,495 --> 00:20:28,064
[
]
417
00:20:28,099 --> 00:20:31,668
- Hi, how are you?
- This is my man, LaMarcus.
418
00:20:31,702 --> 00:20:33,703
This is Candice, or
Candy, Handy Candy.
419
00:20:33,738 --> 00:20:36,072
- Okay.
- Welcome to Women & Women first.
420
00:20:36,107 --> 00:20:38,308
Well, take your pick.
You get first pick.
421
00:20:38,342 --> 00:20:39,776
- This is for me?
- Yeah.
422
00:20:39,810 --> 00:20:42,446
- This is great. Thank you.
- You know what I'm gonna do?
423
00:20:42,480 --> 00:20:44,381
- Yeah?
- These are new
424
00:20:44,415 --> 00:20:48,685
and I'm gonna call
them the Candice...
425
00:20:52,323 --> 00:20:54,690
Bed sweaters --
how's that?
426
00:20:54,725 --> 00:20:57,926
To make up for the speech I
didn't say your name enough in.
427
00:20:57,961 --> 00:21:00,029
- I have an idea for a product.
- What?
428
00:21:00,063 --> 00:21:03,064
I was thinking of, like
an engineer's hat...
429
00:21:03,099 --> 00:21:04,866
- Uh-huh.
- And on it, it says,
430
00:21:04,900 --> 00:21:08,837
train going forward...
and I'm the engineer.
431
00:21:10,505 --> 00:21:12,139
What else?
432
00:21:12,174 --> 00:21:14,575
- Why don't you go look at some books?
- Okay.
433
00:21:14,610 --> 00:21:18,079
- It's nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
434
00:21:18,113 --> 00:21:20,047
- Well, you're too much.
- I do miss you.
435
00:21:20,081 --> 00:21:22,317
I do want to see you more, I'm
sorry if I ever hurt you.
436
00:21:22,351 --> 00:21:24,486
It's okay, I was never
really mad, I just...
437
00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:26,755
I love you.
438
00:21:26,789 --> 00:21:32,461
[Together] I love you.
Love you, love you, love you...
439
00:21:37,902 --> 00:21:39,869
All right...
440
00:21:39,904 --> 00:21:41,772
Get back to your man.
441
00:21:41,806 --> 00:21:43,374
What's happening?
442
00:21:51,382 --> 00:21:53,784
Thank you.
Good night.
443
00:21:56,721 --> 00:21:58,655
- Good night.
- Sleeps.
444
00:21:58,690 --> 00:22:02,325
Are you asleep already?
I'm still struggling with my light.
445
00:22:02,359 --> 00:22:04,794
Don't go to dreamland
without me.
446
00:22:05,996 --> 00:22:09,732
Wait up. Wait up for
Uncle Brendan.
447
00:22:09,766 --> 00:22:12,769
Mmm, it's a good
sleep we're having.
448
00:22:12,803 --> 00:22:15,972
Ahh, I forgot what to
dream about tonight.
449
00:22:16,673 --> 00:22:20,973
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