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[♪]
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♪ Tom Bombadil ♪
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♪ Tom Bombadil ♪
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♪ Tom Bombadil ♪
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♪ Tom Bombadil ♪
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♪ Tom Bombadil ♪
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[Laughing]
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Hey, Joaquin.
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Can you guys give me a ride?
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- Yeah.
- Cool.
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Bye, that was fun.
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Hey, good job.
Nice to se you guys.
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Lot a fun, bye.
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So, this is your car?
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Yeah.
Sorry.
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Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
(Horn beeping)
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Sorry. There we go.
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Here. I'll help you
with that.
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Just goes like this.
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That's really quite
small in there.
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- Yes, but watch this.
- Okay.
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- Just here...
- You know what?
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Okay... No, no!
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Just go like this.
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Hey, no...
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- Dude...
- That's good. Keep doing that.
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Is it going to fit in there?
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- Oh no!
- Does this need to go?
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- Two... Three...
- Please don't...
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Four... Five...
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- I'm gonna sue you guys.
- Why are you suing us?
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- You destroyed--
- What kind of vibe is that?
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You destroyed a
beautiful instrument.
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What happened to all the
beautiful music we did?
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I don't...
I don't understand at all.
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We're gonna do a car
to car technique.
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- Move out of the way.
- Got plenty of room.
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No you don't. Stop! Stop!
You have have to stop!
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- Raven!
- Does the car get bigger if you...
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I found it.
The Chinese cup.
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- It was in the car.
- That's amazing!
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Yeah, no...
I understood.
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Huh? Okay, how's that?
Good and steady?
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It's not steady at all.
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Okay, you live
southeast, right?
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Well, yes, yes.
Stop, stop, seriously.
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It's not secure.
The harp isn't secure.
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This is not secure!
It's not secure!
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[Harp music]
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It's actually pretty secure.
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Sync and corrections by n17t01
www.addic7ed.com
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Hey, I was kind of, like,
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laughing in my
sleep last night.
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- Yeah.
- What was that?
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I was tickling you.
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I saw this picture of myself
sleeping, I loved it.
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I know.
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You took that one
right? I loved it.
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Hey, old man...
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- Old man?
- Hey, old man.
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I can help you.
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Yeah, hey, I was wondering
if you knew of
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a breakfast/tapas place
that just opened up?
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I'm sorry, you
have more details?
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- We don't know it.
- Yeah.
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Um, It's on Beech
and Mississippi, I think.
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Oh, the cool part of town.
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I don't know.
We're not from here, so...
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- Oh, welcome to Portland.
- Thank you.
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Make yourselves at home.
This is your home too.
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Let's see, what's a good
way to get over there?
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- We're going to give you some
really good directions. - Okay.
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I would say, uh, make a right on Gleason.
Take it down to the Morrison Bridge.
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Morrison Bridge is closed.
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Ah! The Morrison Bridge is
closed because of construction.
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- Ah, hold on...
- You know what?
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You're good at detours.
He's really good at detours.
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- Ha ha ha...uh-huh.
- So that bridge is closed.
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You want to get on that on ramp,
which will not be closed.
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Oh, you're on to
something here.
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As soon as you make a left on
that, you make a right on...
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- 32nd.
- You got it, Honey!
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Go through the
parking lot there.
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You're allowed to park in that parking lot.
Walk through there....
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You know what, Bro,
don't worry about it.
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I'll just use my phone
and map it.
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If they were listening, those
were some really good directions.
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Wow! I mean,
did we lose it?
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Do we not have
that thing anymore?
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I didn't feel sexy
or young or...
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I think we are, I think
we still have it.
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Come on, we move and we dance.
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- We do stuff.
- We bought that new rug last year.
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We go out and do
stuff all the time.
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- Watch TV late.
- Yeah.
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We love culture and we're
crazy and make noise.
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Go out and see music.
Remember, we saw the Allman Brothers.
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- At the casino.
- Yeah, a whole concert, almost.
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See this?
Here, world.
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Wanna see crazy?
There you go.
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And, and, and, we can do anything
anyone else can do. We're not--
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No, we need to
spice it up, huh?
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- We're gonna show everybody.
- We're gonna get crazy.
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Go insane.
Do the crossword really quick.
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What's a whistler on the range?
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[♪]
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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- Selling clothes?
- I am.
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Okay...
Do you smoke a pipe?
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I don't know why I'm
smelling a pipe on there.
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I'm not going to do that one.
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I clean all my clothes.
I do laundry once a week, and...
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Oh my god.
Do you live in a banana farm?
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- No, I um...
- Ashby?
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I live in Southeast.
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This is so funny,
we were talking--
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We thought these didn't exist anymore.
Like, who would wear these? But here it is.
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So, that's gonna be
a no on that one.
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I think we'll do no on this.
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And we'll do...
[Mouthing no] No on that.
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I think we're gonna do
no on the t-shirts.
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Oh! Here we go.
Now we're talking.
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This we're definitely
not going to take.
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Ashby, turn around.
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Okay, I'm going to
pull something out.
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You can't laugh.
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[Laughing]
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Have you seen
the movie, The Net?
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It's a total inside joke.
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- Did you see the movie, The Net?
- The Neck?
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No, The Net,
with Sandra Bullock?
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With Sandra Bullock, The Neck.
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Anyway, that shirt
reminds me of that,
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'cause it's kind of
about the internet.
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And what were you interested
in doing with this one?
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It's more donation.
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Are you donating these
or are you selling them?
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Whatever you don't want, I'd
like to just donate, because--
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Many of these clothing
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we're not gonna be able to
take, because of the smell
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and some of the designs
aren't sellable anymore.
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Right, but a lot of places,
like, if you don't--
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What?
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[Laughing]
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You must have been so depressed
when you wore these.
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How great!
We have to!
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[Laughing]
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These are hilarious.
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Ah... Whoa!
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They're so saggy.
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They're not, actually,
they're roomy.
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Ashby...
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[Laughing] Where'd
you get these?
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I was dating this guy for a while.
He didn't like those.
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He's an idiot.
These are hilarious.
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Hee-hee-hee!
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Fifty cents, fifty
cents, fifty cents.
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Fifty cents...
All right.
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That's $4.
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In cash or trade?
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If you want to do cash,
it comes out to...
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$1.65.
Which would you rather do?
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Um, I will do the cash.
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- Cash?
- Yeah.
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All right, well,
you have to clean all this up.
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[♪]
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[Laughing]
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- Lance?
- Yeah?
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Okay, well, I was
just on Facebook,
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and I can't say I'm in a relationship
with you if you're not even on there.
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You don't even have a profile.
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Who doesn't know
we're together?
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Sid and Amy
don't know we're together.
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Tim, Dr. Grossman,
my dentist.
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I feel like I made you up
or something.
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Nina...
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Will you please
join? Please?
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That smile...
All right.
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Let's get this over with.
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Okay, so Lance, I'm
setting up your profile.
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Ooh, philosophy.
What's your philosophy of life?
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What do you think it is?
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When life presents obstacles, I skip
over them and jump as high as I can.
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For it is when we jump
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that we can see
the rays of the sunshine.
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I would never write that.
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Okay, we're gonna
upload a photo.
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Uh-uh. I don't like
getting my picture taken.
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Why don't we do a photo shoot?
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(Camera clicking)
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Nina, I'm going to the bathroom!
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You have like 400 friends
because of me,
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and you need to show me
that you love me.
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- I do love you.
- Will you put that on the Facebook page?
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No! No, I will not!
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Get out! Get out!
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Okay, Lance, I just put
up a picture of myself.
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You should write a comment.
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- You look great.
- On the picture.
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Okay, I'll do it.
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Hey, that is
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hot-t-t-t-t-t-t-t!
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I thought you were one of those
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Brazilian chix.
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Make a man blush!
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(Engine revving)
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Wha-- Ohh! Ah, Nina!
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[Phone buzzing]
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Nina!
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- Nina!
- Lance, you posted on my wall.
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New profile pic.
Thank you.
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Nina! Nina!
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[♪]
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Oh, babe, I read in
the Willamette Week
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that Huey Lewis and the News
is coming to town.
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- We gotta go.
- Yeah?
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- We gotta do it.
- Yeah.
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I love live music.
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- I love to watch you dance.
- Mmm...
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[Laughing]
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[Bell ringing]
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Look at that thing.
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Hey, old man...
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Are you, are you lost?
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We're looking for
this tapas place.
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- Oh, the tapas place.
- The new tapas place.
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That's going to be down
off of Belmont and 30th.
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Belmont...?
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Lance one, we got, it's gonna be a right
on Belmont, I believe we have to go.
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What are you drinking?
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A little ice tea.
How are you guys doing there?
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Ha, Ice tea? What are you guys listening
to classical music? [Laughing]
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Yeah, we're pretty wild, you know,
we're just unpredictable and...
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Ha, ha, yeah, we're kind of,
you know...
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We're pretty free.
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We're very free... yeah.
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- Nice.
- That's great!
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Good for you!
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- Peter, it's not working!
- Right on.
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Got a couple of nice hogs,
you know, a couple of choppers.
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Okay.
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Got a good old
three-wheeler.
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She's got a good old
one- wheeler.
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Hon, this isn't working.
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Do they need help?
Do you need help?
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Nah, we're good, we're fine.
Why would we need help?
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- Do you need help?
- Peter!
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00:13:00,084 --> 00:13:02,218
- Honey, call triple A.
- You want triple A?
249
00:13:02,252 --> 00:13:03,753
Ahh!
250
00:13:03,787 --> 00:13:06,088
- Oh my God...
- Easy does it.
251
00:13:06,123 --> 00:13:08,357
My old lady.
252
00:13:08,392 --> 00:13:10,994
Why are you guys just
sitting on your porch?
253
00:13:11,028 --> 00:13:13,130
Might be kind of
254
00:13:13,164 --> 00:13:15,733
wild to see
something else go on.
255
00:13:15,767 --> 00:13:17,334
A little making out action.
256
00:13:17,369 --> 00:13:19,370
We do this everywhere...
257
00:13:28,881 --> 00:13:31,282
Peter!
258
00:13:31,316 --> 00:13:33,083
Are they trying to pick us up?
259
00:13:33,118 --> 00:13:34,885
I think so.
260
00:13:34,919 --> 00:13:36,553
Peter! Peter!
261
00:13:36,587 --> 00:13:38,421
Kiss me!
262
00:13:38,456 --> 00:13:40,824
[Peter] Look at this.
263
00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:47,631
♪ I'll take you there ♪
264
00:13:47,665 --> 00:13:51,101
Hey, friend...
Would you two like to
265
00:13:51,135 --> 00:13:53,203
come in for some Pinot Gris?
266
00:13:53,238 --> 00:13:54,871
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
267
00:13:54,906 --> 00:13:56,540
We're spontaneous,
we'll do anything.
268
00:13:56,575 --> 00:13:57,908
They are cute.
269
00:14:05,038 --> 00:14:08,007
- Where are you going?
- I have that work dinner tonight.
270
00:14:08,041 --> 00:14:10,243
I thought we were gonna
watch movies tonight.
271
00:14:10,277 --> 00:14:12,812
Sweetie, I told you about it last week.
I'm taking clients to Toro Bravo.
272
00:14:12,846 --> 00:14:16,148
Ah, alright. I'll just hang out
and do whatever then.
273
00:14:16,183 --> 00:14:19,151
You know what, please,
this time, don't just watch
274
00:14:19,185 --> 00:14:21,987
a bunch of YouTube videos
and then fall asleep
275
00:14:22,021 --> 00:14:24,155
with your clothes on and all
the lights on in the house.
276
00:14:24,190 --> 00:14:26,624
Doug... That's it.
277
00:14:26,658 --> 00:14:28,993
- I'm calling a sitter.
- Aw, come on!
278
00:14:30,862 --> 00:14:33,897
[Knocking on door]
279
00:14:33,931 --> 00:14:35,532
- Hi.
- Hi.
280
00:14:35,567 --> 00:14:37,468
- You must be from the service.
- I am.
281
00:14:37,502 --> 00:14:40,537
- Great, come on in. Thank you for
coming so last minute. - Quite all right.
282
00:14:40,571 --> 00:14:43,873
Doug's gonna want to drink beer tonight.
I would really prefer if he didn't have more than two.
283
00:14:43,907 --> 00:14:46,542
All right. Is he allowed to
have a snack with his beer?
284
00:14:46,577 --> 00:14:48,411
He is, but make sure
he eats something healthy,
285
00:14:48,445 --> 00:14:50,413
because when I'm not here he just
wants to eat cereal all night.
286
00:14:50,447 --> 00:14:52,648
Ah, right, yeah.
287
00:14:52,682 --> 00:14:56,385
- And uh-- Oh, here is Doug.
- Hi.
288
00:14:56,419 --> 00:14:58,154
He's allowed to watch TV.
289
00:14:58,188 --> 00:15:00,556
He loves reality shows
about logging or fishing,
290
00:15:00,591 --> 00:15:03,459
but if he starts just staring
at the On Demand screen,
291
00:15:03,493 --> 00:15:05,928
- that's when it's time to turn it off.
- Okay.
292
00:15:05,963 --> 00:15:09,566
'Cause what that leads to is him on
IMDb and he does a lot of user comments
293
00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:11,567
for movies that
have not come out yet.
294
00:15:11,602 --> 00:15:13,569
And then it's just
downhill from there.
295
00:15:13,604 --> 00:15:15,471
So that's what we want
to try to avoid.
296
00:15:15,506 --> 00:15:17,840
But, you know what, make yourself at home.
I should be home around midnight.
297
00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:20,843
- I'd like him to go down around 11:30.
- Got it.
298
00:15:20,877 --> 00:15:22,845
- Okay, great.
- My name is Doug.
299
00:15:22,879 --> 00:15:26,015
- I'm Ellen, I'll be helping
you out tonight. - Okay.
300
00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:27,884
Okay. I have to go.
301
00:15:27,918 --> 00:15:31,255
Bye, sweetie. Love you.
All right, bye, guys. Have fun!
302
00:15:31,289 --> 00:15:34,457
- Bye. We will.
- I don't need that much guidance.
303
00:15:34,492 --> 00:15:38,128
If you want, you can camp out on the couch.
I'll do my thing. You can do your thing--
304
00:15:38,162 --> 00:15:40,530
But I'm here to help you
do your thing.
305
00:15:40,564 --> 00:15:43,866
The whole thing about the beers.
I'm allowed to have more than four.
306
00:15:43,901 --> 00:15:48,070
Well, let's see how you do with
one and then maybe another, okay?
307
00:15:50,373 --> 00:15:56,211
[Drumming]
308
00:15:58,181 --> 00:16:01,718
Okay, Buddy Rich.
Drum solo's over.
309
00:16:01,752 --> 00:16:04,387
Well, I own this house.
I own these drums.
310
00:16:04,422 --> 00:16:06,590
I should be able to play
what I want to play.
311
00:16:06,624 --> 00:16:09,459
- Do I have to take the drum sticks?
- No you don't.
312
00:16:09,494 --> 00:16:11,962
Imagine me on stage...
313
00:16:11,997 --> 00:16:13,898
With a huge crowd.
314
00:16:13,932 --> 00:16:16,834
Mm-hmm, great.
Get ready to do autographs, come on.
315
00:16:18,570 --> 00:16:20,304
Front row!
316
00:16:20,338 --> 00:16:22,840
Are you in the front row?
Are you in the front row?
317
00:16:22,874 --> 00:16:24,908
Did you get front row seats?
318
00:16:24,943 --> 00:16:26,510
Thank you!
319
00:16:26,544 --> 00:16:29,213
Thank you!
320
00:16:29,247 --> 00:16:31,415
You're welcome.
321
00:16:38,457 --> 00:16:40,658
- What's this?
- What's this?
322
00:16:40,692 --> 00:16:43,961
I'm an outlaw and the
government has my family,
323
00:16:43,995 --> 00:16:46,631
- so I have to kill another outlaw.
- No you won't.
324
00:16:46,665 --> 00:16:49,033
I want you to start
putting your PJ's on right now.
325
00:16:49,067 --> 00:16:51,602
Turn off the television.
Come on, we're gonna hit the hay, mister.
326
00:16:51,637 --> 00:16:54,972
Now I'm dead. Now they killed me.
I've got to start at the beginning of this mission again.
327
00:16:55,007 --> 00:16:57,074
Your family will still
be in trouble tomorrow,
328
00:16:57,109 --> 00:16:59,209
- I promise.
- God!
329
00:16:59,244 --> 00:17:02,312
I'll have to start at the beginning
of the mission tomorrow.
330
00:17:06,017 --> 00:17:07,952
[Knocking on door]
331
00:17:07,986 --> 00:17:09,520
Yes?
332
00:17:09,554 --> 00:17:12,089
Do you have your PJ's on?
Did you brush your teeth?
333
00:17:12,124 --> 00:17:13,524
No!
334
00:17:13,558 --> 00:17:15,927
I don't know if
I can share this yummy
335
00:17:15,961 --> 00:17:18,830
- Red Ale Beer with you then.
- What do you mean?
336
00:17:18,864 --> 00:17:22,267
- See?
- Oh, you do have beer.
337
00:17:22,301 --> 00:17:25,103
I sure do. So...
338
00:17:25,138 --> 00:17:26,939
So, how cool are you?
Have you have any ink?
339
00:17:26,973 --> 00:17:30,442
Do I have any ink? No,
I've never gotten any ink.
340
00:17:30,477 --> 00:17:32,178
I do.
You have a tat--
341
00:17:32,212 --> 00:17:33,880
- Wanna see it?
- Yeah.
342
00:17:33,914 --> 00:17:35,615
You gonna be good for
the rest of the night?
343
00:17:35,649 --> 00:17:37,383
- Yes, I promise.
- All right then.
344
00:17:37,417 --> 00:17:40,253
Whoa! Academy Award!
345
00:17:40,287 --> 00:17:43,323
- Yeah, and I deserve it.
- That's amazing!
346
00:17:43,357 --> 00:17:45,625
Cheers!
To your tattoo.
347
00:17:45,659 --> 00:17:47,360
To your future tattoo!
Drink up!
348
00:17:47,394 --> 00:17:49,897
- All right.
- I won't tell Claire.
349
00:17:49,931 --> 00:17:53,500
I bet that's exactly the time they
decided they're going to have a tunnel.
350
00:17:53,534 --> 00:17:55,935
They're not building
a damn tunnel
351
00:17:55,970 --> 00:17:59,039
- to anywhere.
- I know.
352
00:17:59,073 --> 00:18:01,174
Especially if it doesn't
have an opening in the end.
353
00:18:01,208 --> 00:18:04,277
No... and then, yeah. I mean...
354
00:18:04,311 --> 00:18:07,880
- Oh, okay.
- Typical.
355
00:18:07,914 --> 00:18:09,948
All righty, shh...
Now, come on.
356
00:18:11,651 --> 00:18:13,785
That's a good boy.
357
00:18:16,356 --> 00:18:18,691
Ellen?
358
00:18:18,726 --> 00:18:21,161
- Ellen?
- Oh...
359
00:18:21,196 --> 00:18:23,197
- I'm sorry I'm late.
- It's okay.
360
00:18:23,231 --> 00:18:25,566
What time did he go down?
361
00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:28,636
About 11:30-ish.
362
00:18:28,671 --> 00:18:31,674
Oh great, that's my guy. Okay.
Well, thank you so much.
363
00:18:31,708 --> 00:18:33,976
- Let's get you all squared away.
- Okay.
364
00:18:34,010 --> 00:18:37,413
- Thank you. We'll see you again.
- Night!
365
00:18:37,447 --> 00:18:39,782
Okay, goodnight.
[Belching]
366
00:18:39,816 --> 00:18:43,186
Oh, my God.
What is up with this beer?
367
00:18:52,120 --> 00:18:54,188
- Cheers!
- Cheers!
368
00:18:54,222 --> 00:18:57,124
- Yes, this is great, you guys.
- New friends.
369
00:18:57,159 --> 00:18:59,326
To the open road, going crazy.
370
00:18:59,361 --> 00:19:01,495
- Experiencing life.
- Adventure.
371
00:19:01,529 --> 00:19:04,831
Adventure and pushing everyone off
the road, and to hell with them.
372
00:19:04,865 --> 00:19:07,067
How long have you guys
been riding them hogs?
373
00:19:07,101 --> 00:19:09,136
Oh, just a couple
of hours, you know.
374
00:19:09,171 --> 00:19:11,204
Let's throw caution
to the wind.
375
00:19:11,239 --> 00:19:13,174
Throw some pillows around.
376
00:19:13,208 --> 00:19:15,443
You're going on a hike.
377
00:19:15,478 --> 00:19:17,846
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa! Whoa! Ma'am!
378
00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:20,481
- What?
- Really, my wife is right there.
379
00:19:20,516 --> 00:19:23,351
- And that's your husband.
- Well... Yeah!
380
00:19:23,385 --> 00:19:24,719
- Well, what?
- What's the problem?
381
00:19:24,753 --> 00:19:28,222
- We thought you recognized us.
- From where?
382
00:19:28,257 --> 00:19:29,723
We were on Real Sex Nine.
383
00:19:29,758 --> 00:19:31,192
We don't know what that is.
384
00:19:31,226 --> 00:19:33,627
It's a sex show,
we were teaching a class
385
00:19:33,662 --> 00:19:35,696
on tantric sex
and wife swapping.
386
00:19:35,731 --> 00:19:38,466
- Yeah...
- No, we're...
387
00:19:38,500 --> 00:19:40,235
We're fused.
388
00:19:40,269 --> 00:19:43,138
To be fair, it was a long time ago.
When was that?
389
00:19:43,172 --> 00:19:45,106
We shot it right
before 9/11, babe.
390
00:19:45,141 --> 00:19:47,809
That's right.
Oh, I forgot that.
391
00:19:47,844 --> 00:19:49,611
Do you guys remember that?
392
00:19:49,645 --> 00:19:53,348
Oh, of course, yeah.
393
00:19:53,383 --> 00:19:57,552
You know, I was living up in Seattle at the
time, and I got a call from my sister.
394
00:19:57,587 --> 00:19:59,821
And I watched that
first tower go down,
395
00:19:59,855 --> 00:20:02,657
and I just-- remember, neighbors would
gather, you would call everyone.
396
00:20:02,691 --> 00:20:07,060
All the lines were busy.
Peter, where were you, honey?
397
00:20:07,959 --> 00:20:09,263
I was...
398
00:20:09,298 --> 00:20:11,466
Trying to think?
399
00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:13,634
Where was I?
I was in...
400
00:20:13,668 --> 00:20:16,570
I want to say... New York.
401
00:20:16,605 --> 00:20:18,405
Oh, really?
402
00:20:18,439 --> 00:20:20,474
No, L.A., L.A.
I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.
403
00:20:20,508 --> 00:20:22,542
That would be
a different thing.
404
00:20:22,577 --> 00:20:24,811
I was in L.A.
405
00:20:24,846 --> 00:20:28,848
My high school teacher was saying, "hey,
you guys gotta get your shorts on."
406
00:20:28,882 --> 00:20:30,583
Uh, Honey, you were
in your 30s in 2001.
407
00:20:30,617 --> 00:20:33,486
- Oh, it was 2001?
- I'll never forget.
408
00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:35,287
And it was...
409
00:20:35,322 --> 00:20:38,757
[Stuttering]
410
00:20:41,394 --> 00:20:43,295
Was it September of that year?
411
00:20:43,330 --> 00:20:45,931
It was pretty much covered
by every major news source
412
00:20:45,966 --> 00:20:48,334
around the world
as well as people filming--
413
00:20:48,368 --> 00:20:50,470
No. I remember, come on.
414
00:20:50,504 --> 00:20:52,272
September 11th.
415
00:20:52,306 --> 00:20:54,707
Every person,
we were all bonded.
416
00:20:54,741 --> 00:20:57,443
And I had...
I was...
417
00:20:57,477 --> 00:21:00,346
And how many planes was it?
Thirty three?
418
00:21:00,380 --> 00:21:02,615
No, there were,
uh, four planes.
419
00:21:02,649 --> 00:21:04,383
You guys all remember
where you were?
420
00:21:04,418 --> 00:21:05,918
Yeah, take a sip of wine.
421
00:21:05,952 --> 00:21:10,322
- Just relax a little bit.
- Bet he's tense.
422
00:21:10,356 --> 00:21:12,757
- Is he tense?
- Yeah, he definitely is tense.
423
00:21:12,792 --> 00:21:17,262
My doctor says I have the softest muscles ever.
I'm so proud of that.
424
00:21:17,296 --> 00:21:19,864
- Let it go.
- Let's just forget that you forgot.
425
00:21:19,898 --> 00:21:21,900
Who cares?
426
00:21:21,934 --> 00:21:23,901
You remember where you
were on 9/11, right?
427
00:21:23,935 --> 00:21:27,238
- I remember exactly where I was.
- Yeah, I do to.
428
00:21:27,272 --> 00:21:30,608
Let's do this.
Let's get his memory jogged.
429
00:21:30,642 --> 00:21:31,975
Keep drinking.
430
00:21:32,010 --> 00:21:33,911
[Gong clashing]
431
00:21:33,945 --> 00:21:36,113
Ah, I got it. I remember.
432
00:21:36,147 --> 00:21:38,348
I was in Santa Barbara
at a Circuit City
433
00:21:38,382 --> 00:21:40,584
and I remember I went in early
434
00:21:40,618 --> 00:21:43,821
- and all the TVs had it on the news.
- That's great.
435
00:21:43,855 --> 00:21:48,193
I went in to get a CD player, and they
were expensive, 400 bucks back then.
436
00:21:48,227 --> 00:21:51,296
And we don't even
buy CD players anymore.
437
00:21:51,330 --> 00:21:53,599
- It was an Onkyo.
- Oh.
438
00:21:58,372 --> 00:22:00,940
Do you notice something new about me?
Take a close look.
439
00:22:00,974 --> 00:22:03,910
My allergies are gone.
440
00:22:03,944 --> 00:22:06,846
You know what?
Your face does look smaller.
441
00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:08,781
There you go. Fresh batch.
442
00:22:08,815 --> 00:22:10,982
Thank you for making ice tea.
You're my guy.
443
00:22:11,017 --> 00:22:13,818
I am your guy.
444
00:22:13,853 --> 00:22:17,228
- Do you like my new lotion?
- Yeah, what is it?
445
00:22:17,339 --> 00:22:19,011
It's salmon.
446
00:22:19,753 --> 00:22:29,000
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