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- Megan is running late.
- Okay.
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Hey, did you guys read that thing
in "the Newyorker" last month
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about golf is an analogy
for marriage?
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I did.
I did read that.
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Did you read that
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in "McSweeney's?"
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Hmm...
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It was comparing cd tracks
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and album tracks.
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Did you read that?
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Yeah.
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Did you read that thing
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in "mother Jones" about
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eco chairs and eco waste?
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I did... I did.
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Did you read that thing in
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"spin" about all the festivals?
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Mmm... uh-hmm.
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Did you read that thing
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in "paste?"
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It was about the national.
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Oh, I saw that.
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Did you see that thing
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in "dwell" about all
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the mid-century houses.
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Yeah... did you read
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"the New York times?"
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Yes.
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"The New York observer?"
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Yes.
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"Washington post?"
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Yes.
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"Wall street journal"
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of course, I read it.
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Did you read that
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steam punk article
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in "one way?"
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I did not like the end of it.
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Did you read that
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sky writing over
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the Williamette river?
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Yes... did you read
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that fortune cookie?
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Yes!
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From last night?
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Yes!
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Did you read it?
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Yes!
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There were two.
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Yes... did you read
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that thing that guy wrote
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in the sand on the beach?
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Yeah.
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Did you read
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the "Portland Mercury?"
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Did you read the [lnaudible]?
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Yeah.
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Did you read
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the "Seattle stranger?"
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Beginning to end.
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Did you read
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the "s up weekly?"
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I loved it!
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"The Harper lampoon."
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Well written.
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Did you read "mad magazine?"
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I did not like the end of it.
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Did you read "Cathy?"
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That was cute.
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Did you read "family circus?"
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Sure.
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Did you read
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"Calvin and Hobbes?"
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Sure.
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Did you read
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"the Boston globe?"
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Did you read
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"the Washington blade?"
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We read it together.
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Did you read...
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uh-huh.
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Did you read...
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uh-hmm.
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Did you read?
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Of course, I did.
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I read it to a friend of mine.
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Did you read the closing credits
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of that movie?
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Yeah... did you read...
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did you read it?
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Do you read "the Bible?"
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Did you read it?
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Finger writing on the window?
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[ Inaudible shouting ]
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Hi, Maggie.
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Hey, Maggie!
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Maggie: Did you guys, uh,
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read the new "Portland monthly?"
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It's crazy.
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[ Mumbling ]
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Hey... says "don't walk."
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Can't you read?
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[ Music ]
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Sync by n17t01
www.addic7ed.com
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Hello, mayor's office.
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Yes.
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Do you have an e.T.A.?
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Why not?
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All right, bye-bye.
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Carrie: Where are you gonna
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get your book signed?
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Fred: Oh, I'm just gonna
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do the first blank open page.
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Oh, I do the title page,
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usually.
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Oh, really?
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Yeah.
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Mayor's office.
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You just find out.
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Find it out.
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Well...
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Ma'am, hi... how long,
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how long do you think
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it'll be?
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Just wanna get this signed,
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that's all.
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Well, he has
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the senior citizens in there,
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you know, and they talk
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kinda slow.
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Ma'am, all we want is
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just a quick signature,
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a quick hello and then
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we're outta there.
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Yes, but...
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where'd she go?
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I don't know.
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Is someone chasing her
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or something?
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Well-well-well-well...
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Ma'am, all we want
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is just a quick signature
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and then we're outta here,
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I promise.
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Well, I'm gonna tell ya
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the truth, the mayor happens
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to have a draining cyst
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on his check
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and it's really kind of ugly
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and he doesn't
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wanna be seen that way.
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You know what?
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I don't care about
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a draining cyst.
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Everyone has stuff like that.
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He's a vain man.
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Okay, I feel like
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if he knew we were here
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he would just run out
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and say, "hey, Fred.
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"Hey, Carrie."
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[ Phone rings ]
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Yes?
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By the wharf.
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The wharf?
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Nothing.
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Well [Deleted] It.
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Got some... l-lot of drama
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going on, huh?
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There's a lot going on.
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There's a lot-lot-lot
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going on.
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You can just him know
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that we're here, please.
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Gosh, she's so amped up.
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She's running full speed.
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You know, why don't we
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just go in there?
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I don't know
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what she's doing.
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Okay, let's go.
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Mr. mayor?
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How are you?
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Could you just sign
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our books real quick?
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Oh, sure,
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I'll sign your book.
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Just, uh...
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Ma'am.
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Ma'am.
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What are,
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what are you doing?
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What's going on?
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The mayor is missing.
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[ Dramatic music ]
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Well, when's the last time
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you saw him?
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Two days ago.
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[ Dramatic music ]
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We gotta go find him.
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Yeah, let's go.
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[ Music ]
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Beth: Hi.
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Hi, can we help you?
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I'm Beth.
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Hi.
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The house sitter.
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Oh, right, okay.
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We're gonna shut this
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and open the front door,
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okay?
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Just to let you in
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'cause you can't fit
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through here.
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Thank you for
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house sitting for us.
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Yeah.
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We really appreciate it.
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Wow, this is really nice.
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It is.
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It is... yes.
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This is...
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this is our kitchen.
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This is like a living being.
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I mean the whole house,
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you gotta treat it with love
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and affection and attention.
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So when is, um, trash day?
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Oh, we don't
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observe trash day.
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Oh, okay.
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What do you want me to do
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with the garbage?
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Just photograph
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the bags of trash
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and send it to us
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and we'll judge from there.
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Uh, okay.
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Okay.
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I just wanna show you
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what it's like when you sleep.
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I often, uh,
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I'll do this expression...
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And then waking up
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I try to do a...
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What time is it?
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I'll just lay down.
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See these books?
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Yeah.
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Don't ever open them.
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Okay.
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They're not for reading.
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Cool.
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And those pears...
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this is not a lie,
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they're 700 years old.
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Should I get the mail?
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I don't think
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I've ever received mail here.
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This is the light.
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Oh, is there like
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a weird thing about it?
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Just-just watch
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when I do it, okay?
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You don't have to
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talk through it.
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Just watch me.
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The tendency here is
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because I'm nearsighted,
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I get in really close.
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And, as soon as she calls
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my name you can hit
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your head on here.
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Yeah.
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From the alarm of
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hearing your name.
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Bryce!
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Then there's that.
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I was hit
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and was disoriented
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and my eyes went here
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and it scratched my corneas.
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My God!
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And as I came...
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put my hand up to sort of
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stop some of the scratching
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going further,
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I had lost my balance
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and hit my temples on here.
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And you got a lot of
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smashing of the temples
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as you're trying
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to regain your balance.
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So you got your jaw hitting it
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and you're trying to call
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for help and your teeth
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are hitting the edge
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of the counter.
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That bouncing is what
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can knock you out to the point
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where you can't get
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the same cup
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that you'd get usually.
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See what I'm saying?
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Honestly, I'm not gonna
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go crazy on the counter
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or anything.
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I mean I'll just like,
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do one of, one of these.
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Otherwise, like I said,
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you know...
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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That's the last room.
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This is the end of the tour.
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Okay, cool.
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Oh.
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So you're clear on everything
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we told you with the house?
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Yep.
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You good?
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Yeah.
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We're entrusting our house
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with you, Beth.
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The minute you leave
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my boyfriend's
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not gonna come over.
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We're not gonna make out
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on the couch or anything.
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Why did you bring it up?
331
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That was weird.
332
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I was kidding.
333
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We will be back
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in two hours.
335
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Did you just say
336
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two hours?
337
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Sorry?
338
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Did you say two hours?
339
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Yes.
340
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You're coming back here
341
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in two hours?
342
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Yeah.
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Bryce.
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See ya then.
345
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Okaz...
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Carrie: Hi.
347
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Hi.
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Fred: Hi, how are you?
349
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Good, how are you guys?
350
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Actually, we are looking
351
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for somebody.
352
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We're looking specifically
353
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for the mayor of Portland.
354
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And we were wondering
355
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if you could trace him using
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satellite technology to
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pinpoint his exact location.
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Like, maybe he's got
359
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his phone on him and you can
360
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track it on a map.
361
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I-I think that exists.
362
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Are you on his family plan?
363
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We're not.
364
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Uh-uh.
365
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Oh, well, then we can
366
00:08:45,259 --> 00:08:46,359
only help you track
367
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if he is on the family plan.
368
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Oh, really?
369
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Yeah, legally,
370
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we're not allowed to do it.
371
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Damn it.
372
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Damn it... all right.
373
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Do you guys wanna sign up
374
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for a family plan?
375
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Yes.
376
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Sure... his family plan?
377
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We can do that?
378
00:08:57,504 --> 00:08:58,471
No, you start a family plan
379
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and you just ad him to it
380
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and then I can help you
381
00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:01,140
locate him using
382
00:09:01,175 --> 00:09:02,075
the find my phone feature.
383
00:09:02,109 --> 00:09:02,809
That's great.
384
00:09:02,843 --> 00:09:03,643
Yes, we would like to do that.
385
00:09:03,677 --> 00:09:04,344
It's standard on
386
00:09:04,378 --> 00:09:05,044
all our plans.
387
00:09:05,079 --> 00:09:05,745
Well, we're not like kicking
388
00:09:05,779 --> 00:09:06,512
out someone in his family
389
00:09:06,547 --> 00:09:07,914
to do that, right?
390
00:09:07,948 --> 00:09:08,514
Just a new plan.
391
00:09:08,549 --> 00:09:09,282
It starts over.
392
00:09:09,316 --> 00:09:10,283
This is a fresh start.
393
00:09:10,317 --> 00:09:11,818
Actually, the program
394
00:09:11,852 --> 00:09:12,885
is called "fresh start."
395
00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:13,553
Yeah, why would you
396
00:09:13,587 --> 00:09:14,387
be concerned about
397
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kicking someone out
398
00:09:15,122 --> 00:09:15,855
in his family?
399
00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:16,556
That's not
400
00:09:16,590 --> 00:09:17,323
what this is about.
401
00:09:17,358 --> 00:09:18,191
Um, the basic plan we have
402
00:09:18,225 --> 00:09:19,192
for the family is, uh,
403
00:09:19,226 --> 00:09:20,426
the family talk plan.
404
00:09:20,461 --> 00:09:21,628
It's called "all talk."
405
00:09:21,662 --> 00:09:23,630
You get 400 anytime minutes
406
00:09:23,664 --> 00:09:24,797
which you can use anytime.
407
00:09:24,832 --> 00:09:25,531
There's another one called
408
00:09:25,566 --> 00:09:27,166
"even more family."
409
00:09:27,201 --> 00:09:27,800
And that is
410
00:09:27,835 --> 00:09:28,935
400 anytime minutes
411
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unlimited nights and weekends.
412
00:09:30,738 --> 00:09:31,571
That sounds great.
413
00:09:31,605 --> 00:09:32,372
We'll do that.
414
00:09:32,406 --> 00:09:34,240
There's more options.
415
00:09:34,275 --> 00:09:35,441
Can I... there's, uh,
416
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"even mo family unlimited"
417
00:09:37,177 --> 00:09:38,578
which is unlimited minutes
418
00:09:38,612 --> 00:09:40,780
and texting plus web.
419
00:09:40,814 --> 00:09:41,781
Okay, so, one doesn't
420
00:09:41,815 --> 00:09:42,815
have texting...
421
00:09:42,850 --> 00:09:43,816
The other doesn't have web.
422
00:09:43,851 --> 00:09:44,484
We'll just get one
423
00:09:44,518 --> 00:09:45,318
that has everything.
424
00:09:45,352 --> 00:09:46,119
Okay, well then you want
425
00:09:46,153 --> 00:09:47,487
"the simply everything" plan.
426
00:09:47,521 --> 00:09:48,488
Okay.
427
00:09:48,522 --> 00:09:49,355
Great.
428
00:09:49,390 --> 00:09:50,089
Um, there's also
429
00:09:50,124 --> 00:09:50,957
"simply everything plus."
430
00:09:50,991 --> 00:09:52,025
Which is what?
431
00:09:52,059 --> 00:09:53,059
Simply everything
432
00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:54,560
plus texting.
433
00:09:54,595 --> 00:09:55,194
What we want is
434
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your most standard,
435
00:09:55,896 --> 00:09:57,230
basic, family plan
436
00:09:57,264 --> 00:09:59,198
with a satellite locator.
437
00:09:59,233 --> 00:10:00,500
"This changes everything"
438
00:10:00,534 --> 00:10:01,768
plan is what you want then.
439
00:10:01,802 --> 00:10:02,769
Yes, that'd be great.
440
00:10:02,803 --> 00:10:03,636
We would like to sign up
441
00:10:03,671 --> 00:10:04,404
for that plan.
442
00:10:04,438 --> 00:10:05,204
We are ready to do that.
443
00:10:05,239 --> 00:10:06,039
Awesome, all right.
444
00:10:06,073 --> 00:10:06,839
Let me run through
445
00:10:06,874 --> 00:10:07,607
a couple for plans we have.
446
00:10:07,641 --> 00:10:08,641
We have the "strive plan,
447
00:10:08,676 --> 00:10:09,575
"the go getter plan,
448
00:10:09,610 --> 00:10:10,576
"the free and clear plan."
449
00:10:10,611 --> 00:10:11,277
Didn't we already sign up
450
00:10:11,312 --> 00:10:12,178
for a plan?
451
00:10:12,212 --> 00:10:13,313
Why is this a new plan?
452
00:10:13,347 --> 00:10:14,414
Time is of the essence.
453
00:10:14,448 --> 00:10:15,848
This is the mayor of Portland.
454
00:10:15,883 --> 00:10:16,382
He could be
455
00:10:16,417 --> 00:10:17,617
lying in a ditch somewhere.
456
00:10:17,651 --> 00:10:18,618
He might have been kidnapped.
457
00:10:18,652 --> 00:10:20,119
Right on...
458
00:10:20,154 --> 00:10:21,087
Um, do you guys want
459
00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:23,923
the data pro or the data plus.
460
00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:24,857
What do most people get?
461
00:10:24,892 --> 00:10:25,825
It's about 50-50 split
462
00:10:25,859 --> 00:10:26,592
on that one.
463
00:10:26,627 --> 00:10:27,860
What's the last one you did?
464
00:10:27,895 --> 00:10:28,728
The last transaction.
465
00:10:28,762 --> 00:10:30,263
Did they do plus or data pro?
466
00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:30,997
Actually, that information
467
00:10:31,031 --> 00:10:32,231
is confidential...
468
00:10:32,266 --> 00:10:32,965
But I have their phone number
469
00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:33,666
so I'm gonna call 'em
470
00:10:33,701 --> 00:10:34,467
right now.
471
00:10:34,501 --> 00:10:35,201
No, I don't care.
472
00:10:35,235 --> 00:10:35,968
The pro.
473
00:10:36,003 --> 00:10:36,736
Pro... we want pro.
474
00:10:36,770 --> 00:10:37,603
Great news!
475
00:10:37,638 --> 00:10:38,438
You can add another line
476
00:10:38,472 --> 00:10:40,440
for $5 a month.
477
00:10:40,474 --> 00:10:41,708
Yes.
478
00:10:41,742 --> 00:10:42,442
You guys wanna
479
00:10:42,476 --> 00:10:43,376
add another line for $5?
480
00:10:43,410 --> 00:10:44,310
I would love that... yes.
481
00:10:44,345 --> 00:10:45,478
Great, so you guys
482
00:10:45,512 --> 00:10:46,579
are all set.
483
00:10:46,613 --> 00:10:47,480
That is the plan, simply
484
00:10:47,514 --> 00:10:48,981
every thing, every thing,
485
00:10:49,016 --> 00:10:50,783
uh, shared anytime minutes
486
00:10:50,818 --> 00:10:51,918
plus roll over.
487
00:10:51,952 --> 00:10:52,719
Okay, now we pick
488
00:10:52,753 --> 00:10:53,586
your besties list which is
489
00:10:53,620 --> 00:10:54,721
five people which you can call
490
00:10:54,755 --> 00:10:55,855
even if they're outside
491
00:10:55,889 --> 00:10:56,622
your network.
492
00:10:56,657 --> 00:10:57,323
I don't know.
493
00:10:57,358 --> 00:10:58,091
No, it's you, me, and
494
00:10:58,125 --> 00:10:59,025
the mayor.
495
00:10:59,059 --> 00:10:59,792
You get five.
496
00:10:59,827 --> 00:11:00,493
We'll pick
497
00:11:00,527 --> 00:11:01,627
the other two later.
498
00:11:01,662 --> 00:11:02,462
We'll do it online.
499
00:11:02,496 --> 00:11:03,262
I didn't get your names yet.
500
00:11:03,297 --> 00:11:04,130
What are your names?
501
00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:05,131
Fred and Carrie.
502
00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:06,566
All right, so I'll put him
503
00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:08,668
on your list, too?
504
00:11:08,702 --> 00:11:09,235
What's your name again?
505
00:11:09,269 --> 00:11:10,403
I'm sorry.
506
00:11:10,437 --> 00:11:11,537
Fred.
507
00:11:11,572 --> 00:11:12,338
So now we just have to
508
00:11:12,373 --> 00:11:13,406
chose the phone.
509
00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:14,273
Our most popular models
510
00:11:14,308 --> 00:11:15,108
right now are
511
00:11:15,142 --> 00:11:16,376
the vitrio charismo.
512
00:11:16,410 --> 00:11:17,710
That's the one we want.
513
00:11:17,745 --> 00:11:18,711
Epiphany, torque,
514
00:11:18,746 --> 00:11:19,679
dazzle, create...
515
00:11:19,713 --> 00:11:21,347
it's the first one
516
00:11:21,382 --> 00:11:22,448
you said.
517
00:11:22,483 --> 00:11:23,983
I actually want the torque.
518
00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:24,917
Good choice.
519
00:11:24,952 --> 00:11:25,785
Carrie?
520
00:11:25,819 --> 00:11:26,452
All right.
521
00:11:26,487 --> 00:11:27,520
Now our most popular colors
522
00:11:27,554 --> 00:11:29,422
for those are bubble gum,
523
00:11:29,456 --> 00:11:30,590
metallic bubble gum.
524
00:11:30,624 --> 00:11:31,257
Great.
525
00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:32,392
Metallic pumpkin.
526
00:11:32,426 --> 00:11:33,826
And pumpkin.
527
00:11:33,861 --> 00:11:34,861
What's the difference?
528
00:11:34,895 --> 00:11:35,595
Carrie...
529
00:11:35,629 --> 00:11:36,562
this is an emergency.
530
00:11:36,597 --> 00:11:37,897
Any color is fine.
531
00:11:37,931 --> 00:11:38,765
Two pumpkin phones.
532
00:11:38,799 --> 00:11:40,032
One vitrio one torque.
533
00:11:40,067 --> 00:11:40,967
Thank you.
534
00:11:41,001 --> 00:11:41,768
Great, okay.
535
00:11:41,802 --> 00:11:43,069
So you're all set.
536
00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:44,103
You're all signed up.
537
00:11:44,138 --> 00:11:46,839
Now there is a nominal fee
538
00:11:46,874 --> 00:11:47,640
if you wanna keep your
539
00:11:47,674 --> 00:11:48,775
current phone number.
540
00:11:48,809 --> 00:11:49,409
Yeah, I thought that was
541
00:11:49,443 --> 00:11:50,410
a free service.
542
00:11:50,444 --> 00:11:51,177
After you pay for it,
543
00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:54,213
it is free, so...
544
00:11:54,248 --> 00:11:54,947
Okay.
545
00:11:54,982 --> 00:11:55,815
It's just a one time fee
546
00:11:55,849 --> 00:11:57,583
that you pay annually.
547
00:11:57,618 --> 00:11:58,351
It's not a one time fee
548
00:11:58,385 --> 00:11:59,085
but...
549
00:11:59,119 --> 00:12:00,086
it is one time in that
550
00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:01,788
you only pay one time a year.
551
00:12:01,822 --> 00:12:02,588
Great.
552
00:12:02,623 --> 00:12:04,056
That's not one time.
553
00:12:04,091 --> 00:12:05,057
I know, let's just...
554
00:12:05,092 --> 00:12:05,958
All right great,
555
00:12:05,993 --> 00:12:07,527
you guys are ready
556
00:12:07,561 --> 00:12:09,061
to pick out your sunglasses.
557
00:12:09,096 --> 00:12:10,730
What sunglasses?
558
00:12:10,764 --> 00:12:11,397
We do have a promotion
559
00:12:11,432 --> 00:12:12,165
right now where you get
560
00:12:12,199 --> 00:12:13,166
a pair of free wild side
561
00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:14,233
sunglasses.
562
00:12:14,268 --> 00:12:14,867
They help you bring out
563
00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:15,902
your wild side.
564
00:12:15,936 --> 00:12:17,537
No, we'll pass, thank you.
565
00:12:17,571 --> 00:12:18,137
Let's just get
566
00:12:18,172 --> 00:12:19,238
the "bitch" one.
567
00:12:19,273 --> 00:12:20,373
You want the pink one
568
00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:22,041
that says "bitch" on it.
569
00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:22,775
Okay...
570
00:12:22,810 --> 00:12:24,510
You don't have to say it.
571
00:12:24,545 --> 00:12:25,678
All right, great.
572
00:12:25,712 --> 00:12:26,712
Thank you.
573
00:12:26,747 --> 00:12:27,880
So what'd you guys come in
574
00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:28,381
for again?
575
00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:29,215
We wanna find our bestie,
576
00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:30,583
our friend on the map.
577
00:12:30,617 --> 00:12:31,451
The mayor.
578
00:12:31,485 --> 00:12:32,919
Right, the mayor.
579
00:12:32,953 --> 00:12:33,853
Let me type in
580
00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:36,255
the mayor's number.
581
00:12:36,290 --> 00:12:38,391
Wow... so cool.
582
00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:39,525
Oh, my God... there he is.
583
00:12:39,560 --> 00:12:40,827
He's in northwest.
584
00:12:40,861 --> 00:12:41,594
Got it.
585
00:12:41,628 --> 00:12:42,361
You know how to get there?
586
00:12:42,396 --> 00:12:43,095
Yes.
587
00:12:43,130 --> 00:12:44,230
Okay... thank you.
588
00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:45,097
Sir, thanks.
589
00:12:45,132 --> 00:12:46,499
Thank you.
590
00:12:56,410 --> 00:12:58,744
Hey, sunflowers.
591
00:12:58,779 --> 00:13:01,547
It's my birthday.
592
00:13:01,582 --> 00:13:04,517
Hello, tree.
593
00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:06,452
Hi, street lamp.
594
00:13:06,487 --> 00:13:08,688
How you doing?
595
00:13:08,722 --> 00:13:10,623
Puppy... woof-woof!
596
00:13:10,657 --> 00:13:12,525
It's my birthday!
597
00:13:12,559 --> 00:13:14,894
I made a home-made quesadilla.
598
00:13:14,928 --> 00:13:18,831
We are so lucky to live here.
599
00:13:18,866 --> 00:13:20,466
Oh...
600
00:13:26,673 --> 00:13:27,673
Where the [Deleted]
601
00:13:27,708 --> 00:13:30,943
Is everyone?
602
00:13:30,978 --> 00:13:32,645
[ Whistle blowing ]
603
00:13:32,679 --> 00:13:33,379
Hey, lady, watch out,
604
00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:34,113
watch out, watch out,
605
00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:35,114
watch out, watch out!
606
00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:36,015
Move, move, move, move,
607
00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:37,083
move-move-move!
608
00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:38,384
No-no-no-no-no-no-no!
609
00:13:48,462 --> 00:13:51,731
Yay.
610
00:13:55,229 --> 00:13:55,829
Fred: God, that took us
611
00:13:55,863 --> 00:13:56,863
forever!
612
00:13:56,898 --> 00:13:58,531
Carrie: What is this place?
613
00:13:58,566 --> 00:13:59,633
Wait, there he is.
614
00:13:59,667 --> 00:14:01,368
Oh, Mr. mayor.
615
00:14:01,402 --> 00:14:02,102
Hi.
616
00:14:02,136 --> 00:14:03,570
Mr. mayor.
617
00:14:03,604 --> 00:14:04,604
Everyone's looking for you.
618
00:14:04,639 --> 00:14:05,705
The whole city.
619
00:14:05,740 --> 00:14:07,040
Fred.
620
00:14:07,074 --> 00:14:08,942
That's not the mayor.
621
00:14:08,976 --> 00:14:10,744
Take the glasses off, bitch.
622
00:14:10,778 --> 00:14:13,213
Oh, sorry, sir.
623
00:14:13,247 --> 00:14:14,581
Oh, here.
624
00:14:14,615 --> 00:14:16,383
Mr. mayor?
625
00:14:16,417 --> 00:14:17,384
Carrie.
626
00:14:17,418 --> 00:14:18,351
Sorry, ma'am.
627
00:14:18,386 --> 00:14:20,720
[ Applauding ]
628
00:14:20,755 --> 00:14:21,621
Must have left already
629
00:14:21,656 --> 00:14:22,956
or something.
630
00:14:22,990 --> 00:14:23,924
Yeah.
631
00:14:23,958 --> 00:14:24,658
Uh, can I get
632
00:14:24,692 --> 00:14:25,725
a milkshake, please?
633
00:14:25,760 --> 00:14:31,231
[ Music ]
634
00:14:31,265 --> 00:14:33,466
Fred.
635
00:14:33,501 --> 00:14:36,403
No way.
636
00:14:36,437 --> 00:14:38,271
That's the mayor.
637
00:14:38,306 --> 00:14:40,040
He's playing bass.
638
00:14:40,074 --> 00:14:42,809
He's in a reggae band.
639
00:14:42,843 --> 00:14:43,576
I feel a little weird
640
00:14:43,611 --> 00:14:44,644
saying this,
641
00:14:44,679 --> 00:14:46,246
but I like this.
642
00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:47,814
I-I love this.
643
00:14:47,848 --> 00:14:48,481
And he's not like,
644
00:14:48,516 --> 00:14:50,016
trying to, like overshadow
645
00:14:50,051 --> 00:14:50,784
the rest of the band.
646
00:14:50,818 --> 00:14:51,985
He's like laying it down.
647
00:14:52,019 --> 00:14:52,953
No, he's laying back.
648
00:14:52,987 --> 00:14:53,920
Like a good bass player
649
00:14:53,955 --> 00:14:55,221
kinda lays back a little bit.
650
00:14:55,256 --> 00:14:56,523
Except for like minute man
651
00:14:56,557 --> 00:14:57,691
and those bands where like
652
00:14:57,725 --> 00:14:59,559
they play high on the neck.
653
00:15:03,698 --> 00:15:06,366
You sound good.
654
00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:09,169
We've been looking for you.
655
00:15:09,203 --> 00:15:10,971
We like how you play.
656
00:15:11,005 --> 00:15:11,738
Uh, how's that
657
00:15:11,772 --> 00:15:13,440
milkshake coming, friend?
658
00:15:13,474 --> 00:15:15,241
Not too cold on that, right?
659
00:15:19,747 --> 00:15:21,715
Where's the stage?
660
00:15:45,439 --> 00:15:46,239
Kraggen: Julia.
661
00:15:46,273 --> 00:15:47,440
Julia: Oh, hi, Mr. kraggen.
662
00:15:47,475 --> 00:15:48,341
Uh, just call me kraggen.
663
00:15:48,376 --> 00:15:49,142
Welcome.
664
00:15:49,176 --> 00:15:50,210
Okay, kraggen.
665
00:15:50,244 --> 00:15:50,844
Are you excited
666
00:15:50,878 --> 00:15:51,544
for your first day?
667
00:15:51,579 --> 00:15:52,345
I am.
668
00:15:52,380 --> 00:15:53,046
You ready to make some ads
669
00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:53,780
and commercials?
670
00:15:53,814 --> 00:15:54,547
Yeah.
671
00:15:54,582 --> 00:15:55,281
Yeah, we are, to.
672
00:15:55,316 --> 00:15:55,982
I was telling my colleague
673
00:15:56,017 --> 00:15:56,783
about you and literally
674
00:15:56,817 --> 00:15:57,650
without skipping a beat
675
00:15:57,685 --> 00:15:58,284
he was like,
676
00:15:58,319 --> 00:15:58,885
through the roof,
677
00:15:58,919 --> 00:15:59,619
flipping out.
678
00:15:59,653 --> 00:16:00,253
Wow, that's so...
679
00:16:00,287 --> 00:16:00,987
like, he couldn't stop
680
00:16:01,022 --> 00:16:01,855
gushing about you.
681
00:16:01,889 --> 00:16:03,156
Hey, um, we've got a meeting
682
00:16:03,190 --> 00:16:04,491
in like five minutes.
683
00:16:04,525 --> 00:16:06,026
This meeting is huge!
684
00:16:06,060 --> 00:16:06,659
Okay, wait,
685
00:16:06,694 --> 00:16:07,427
but how do I get up there?
686
00:16:07,461 --> 00:16:08,628
Kraggen?
687
00:16:08,662 --> 00:16:09,796
Whoa!
688
00:16:09,830 --> 00:16:10,830
Hey, nice catch.
689
00:16:10,865 --> 00:16:11,631
We're ordering disks
690
00:16:11,665 --> 00:16:12,832
for the whole office.
691
00:16:12,867 --> 00:16:14,167
What's your size?
692
00:16:14,201 --> 00:16:15,001
What size of disk?
693
00:16:15,036 --> 00:16:15,869
Wait, what?
694
00:16:15,903 --> 00:16:16,836
Julia... here.
695
00:16:16,871 --> 00:16:17,570
Oh, hey!
696
00:16:17,605 --> 00:16:18,338
Did you get turned around?
697
00:16:18,372 --> 00:16:19,072
Yeah.
698
00:16:19,106 --> 00:16:20,206
You need a GPS?
699
00:16:23,844 --> 00:16:24,477
Uh, the meeting's like
700
00:16:24,512 --> 00:16:25,245
in five minutes
701
00:16:25,279 --> 00:16:26,112
in the basket.
702
00:16:26,147 --> 00:16:27,013
Wait, what?
703
00:16:27,048 --> 00:16:27,947
In the basket.
704
00:16:27,982 --> 00:16:29,716
Oh, I don't know
705
00:16:29,750 --> 00:16:31,384
what size I am for that.
706
00:16:37,158 --> 00:16:37,791
In here.
707
00:16:37,825 --> 00:16:38,391
What?
708
00:16:38,426 --> 00:16:39,059
Let's go.
709
00:16:39,093 --> 00:16:39,959
I mean, what are we doing?
710
00:16:39,994 --> 00:16:45,665
Sign this here.
711
00:16:45,699 --> 00:16:47,133
Surprise!
712
00:16:47,168 --> 00:16:48,735
Oh, my gosh.
713
00:16:48,769 --> 00:16:50,136
I guess this is for you.
714
00:16:50,171 --> 00:16:51,905
Happy Birthday.
715
00:16:51,939 --> 00:16:55,442
Thank you.
716
00:16:55,476 --> 00:16:59,979
That means so much to me.
717
00:17:00,014 --> 00:17:00,814
Hey, Happy Birthday.
718
00:17:00,848 --> 00:17:01,714
I gotta go.
719
00:17:01,749 --> 00:17:03,216
Thank you so much.
720
00:17:03,250 --> 00:17:05,018
Who was that?
721
00:17:05,052 --> 00:17:06,719
Ow, geez... what the?
722
00:17:06,754 --> 00:17:07,687
Hey, we're mood showering.
723
00:17:07,721 --> 00:17:08,588
We hit you with the ball
724
00:17:08,622 --> 00:17:09,289
and you tell us the first thing
725
00:17:09,323 --> 00:17:09,956
that comes to mind about
726
00:17:09,990 --> 00:17:10,957
sportswear.
727
00:17:10,991 --> 00:17:11,758
Ow!
728
00:17:11,792 --> 00:17:12,859
Julia... Julia.
729
00:17:12,893 --> 00:17:13,860
Hey, kraggen.
730
00:17:13,894 --> 00:17:14,894
Our meeting's starting soon.
731
00:17:14,929 --> 00:17:15,728
Come on up.
732
00:17:15,763 --> 00:17:16,529
Okay... yeah.
733
00:17:16,564 --> 00:17:17,397
Take the elevator.
734
00:17:17,431 --> 00:17:20,066
Just come meet me.
735
00:17:20,101 --> 00:17:20,767
Hey, I'm doing a video
736
00:17:20,801 --> 00:17:21,801
for my blog.
737
00:17:21,836 --> 00:17:22,702
What's your favorite burger?
738
00:17:22,736 --> 00:17:23,570
Hey, how's it going?
739
00:17:23,604 --> 00:17:24,304
Is it okay if I take
740
00:17:24,338 --> 00:17:25,171
your photograph?
741
00:17:25,206 --> 00:17:25,839
Julia, you better
742
00:17:25,873 --> 00:17:26,639
get up here... come on.
743
00:17:26,674 --> 00:17:27,340
Kraggen, I'm trying.
744
00:17:27,374 --> 00:17:28,441
Uh, wait, uh, kraggen.
745
00:17:28,476 --> 00:17:30,376
Kraggen.
746
00:17:30,411 --> 00:17:31,945
Kraggen?
747
00:17:31,979 --> 00:17:32,679
Julia.
748
00:17:32,713 --> 00:17:33,546
Kraggen.
749
00:17:33,581 --> 00:17:34,347
Hey.
750
00:17:34,381 --> 00:17:35,014
Come play air guitar with us.
751
00:17:35,049 --> 00:17:35,815
It's all good.
752
00:17:35,850 --> 00:17:36,616
It's Tucker's birthday,
753
00:17:36,650 --> 00:17:37,517
the party's about to start.
754
00:17:37,551 --> 00:17:38,418
Happy Birthday.
755
00:17:38,452 --> 00:17:39,185
Kraggen!
756
00:17:39,220 --> 00:17:39,986
Julia.
757
00:17:40,020 --> 00:17:40,920
Where's the basket?
758
00:17:40,955 --> 00:17:41,688
Hey, you wanna break?
759
00:17:41,722 --> 00:17:42,555
Kraggen!
760
00:18:04,345 --> 00:18:05,245
Just...
761
00:18:05,279 --> 00:18:07,747
I'll meet you over here.
762
00:18:07,781 --> 00:18:08,481
You made it.
763
00:18:08,516 --> 00:18:09,215
I did.
764
00:18:09,250 --> 00:18:10,116
It took a while, huh?
765
00:18:10,151 --> 00:18:11,851
Having too much fun?
766
00:18:11,886 --> 00:18:14,787
Come on, this way.
767
00:18:14,822 --> 00:18:15,788
Julia.
768
00:18:15,823 --> 00:18:16,723
What?
769
00:18:16,757 --> 00:18:17,524
I just wanted to tell you
770
00:18:17,558 --> 00:18:19,292
that I did what you said.
771
00:18:19,326 --> 00:18:20,460
Sorry?
772
00:18:20,494 --> 00:18:22,061
I stayed cool.
773
00:18:22,096 --> 00:18:24,464
Like you wrote on the card.
774
00:18:24,498 --> 00:18:26,199
Oh, right... okay, yeah.
775
00:18:26,233 --> 00:18:27,834
You came up with that.
776
00:18:27,868 --> 00:18:29,836
Simple and so meaningful.
777
00:18:29,870 --> 00:18:31,571
It's like remaining cool.
778
00:18:31,605 --> 00:18:32,605
You're really good.
779
00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:33,640
She's creative.
780
00:18:33,674 --> 00:18:34,908
I know, I can tell.
781
00:18:34,942 --> 00:18:36,309
Stay cool.
782
00:18:36,343 --> 00:18:37,477
Yeah, you, too.
783
00:18:37,511 --> 00:18:38,344
You already are.
784
00:18:38,379 --> 00:18:39,078
Okay.
785
00:18:39,113 --> 00:18:40,013
I'll stay cool, too.
786
00:18:40,047 --> 00:18:41,948
Good luck with that.
787
00:18:41,982 --> 00:18:42,682
She ribbing me,
788
00:18:42,716 --> 00:18:43,583
by the way.
789
00:18:43,617 --> 00:18:44,250
That's how we kid
790
00:18:44,285 --> 00:18:45,652
with each other.
791
00:18:45,686 --> 00:18:47,053
Uh, you're gonna need these.
792
00:18:47,087 --> 00:18:47,954
What for?
793
00:18:47,988 --> 00:18:51,624
You'll see.
794
00:18:51,659 --> 00:18:53,393
Kraggen, what's happening?
795
00:18:53,427 --> 00:18:55,728
It's gonna be okay.
796
00:19:00,935 --> 00:19:01,467
Okay, so let's start
797
00:19:01,502 --> 00:19:02,235
the meeting.
798
00:19:02,269 --> 00:19:03,002
Julia, do you have any ideas
799
00:19:03,037 --> 00:19:05,705
right off the bat?
800
00:19:10,639 --> 00:19:11,272
Mayor: I wanna thank you
801
00:19:11,307 --> 00:19:12,674
for coming today...
802
00:19:12,708 --> 00:19:14,509
On this cloudy,
803
00:19:14,543 --> 00:19:16,277
Portland afternoon.
804
00:19:16,312 --> 00:19:18,146
It's, um, been a difficult time
805
00:19:18,180 --> 00:19:20,315
for my family and for me.
806
00:19:20,349 --> 00:19:22,216
First and foremost, wanna say,
807
00:19:22,251 --> 00:19:24,118
yes, I was playing bass
808
00:19:24,153 --> 00:19:25,386
in a dubbed reggae band
809
00:19:25,421 --> 00:19:26,721
called "king Desmond
810
00:19:26,755 --> 00:19:31,059
"and the accelerators."
811
00:19:34,797 --> 00:19:35,930
A reggae band?
812
00:19:35,964 --> 00:19:36,831
Yes.
813
00:19:36,865 --> 00:19:37,965
Floyd, Gerald,
814
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,300
Brian, Willy.
815
00:19:39,335 --> 00:19:40,134
Reggae, that's a
816
00:19:40,169 --> 00:19:41,336
dirty secret in some ways...
817
00:19:41,370 --> 00:19:42,870
and he just he went ahead
818
00:19:42,905 --> 00:19:43,738
and just came right out.
819
00:19:43,772 --> 00:19:44,539
Yeah.
820
00:19:44,573 --> 00:19:45,373
What part do you play,
821
00:19:45,407 --> 00:19:46,074
Mr. mayor?
822
00:19:46,108 --> 00:19:46,841
Do you play an instrument?
823
00:19:46,875 --> 00:19:47,542
Are you a singer?
824
00:19:47,576 --> 00:19:48,309
What do you do?
825
00:19:48,344 --> 00:19:49,010
I sit in a as
826
00:19:49,044 --> 00:19:49,877
a bass player.
827
00:19:49,912 --> 00:19:50,578
What kind of bass
828
00:19:50,612 --> 00:19:51,446
do you have?
829
00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:52,547
I had a rickenbacker 4003
830
00:19:52,581 --> 00:19:53,748
that was just killer.
831
00:19:53,782 --> 00:19:54,615
Uh, but right now,
832
00:19:54,650 --> 00:19:55,450
no, I'm playing a
833
00:19:55,484 --> 00:19:57,652
classic Fender precision.
834
00:19:57,686 --> 00:19:58,386
Those have a great
835
00:19:58,420 --> 00:19:59,320
low end.
836
00:19:59,355 --> 00:20:00,455
Unbelievable.
837
00:20:00,489 --> 00:20:02,023
Who are your influences?
838
00:20:02,057 --> 00:20:03,491
Jeez, I mean Augustus Pablo
839
00:20:03,525 --> 00:20:04,592
for me is like,
840
00:20:04,626 --> 00:20:06,394
he's king, you know.
841
00:20:06,428 --> 00:20:06,994
Wow, he's into some
842
00:20:07,029 --> 00:20:08,529
root stuff, huh?
843
00:20:08,564 --> 00:20:09,764
I can't believe his wife
844
00:20:09,798 --> 00:20:10,998
is so supportive.
845
00:20:11,033 --> 00:20:11,733
Excuse me, Mr. mayor,
846
00:20:11,767 --> 00:20:12,433
would you say this is
847
00:20:12,468 --> 00:20:13,201
dance hall
848
00:20:13,235 --> 00:20:14,235
or real roots reggae.
849
00:20:14,269 --> 00:20:15,336
This is real roots reggae.
850
00:20:15,371 --> 00:20:16,404
We don't mess around.
851
00:20:16,438 --> 00:20:17,171
Cool.
852
00:20:17,206 --> 00:20:17,805
Once you go dub,
853
00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:18,573
you never go back.
854
00:20:18,607 --> 00:20:19,507
You know what I'm saying?
855
00:20:19,541 --> 00:20:20,441
Sir, with all due respect,
856
00:20:20,476 --> 00:20:21,142
would you consider yourself
857
00:20:21,176 --> 00:20:23,311
a skippa or rude boy?
858
00:20:23,345 --> 00:20:24,178
Well, you know,
859
00:20:24,213 --> 00:20:25,513
if you can open up your heart
860
00:20:25,547 --> 00:20:27,815
and you can feel the sun
861
00:20:27,850 --> 00:20:29,350
and you can feel the music
862
00:20:29,385 --> 00:20:29,984
all is good
863
00:20:30,018 --> 00:20:30,985
and all is forgiven.
864
00:20:31,019 --> 00:20:32,220
I'm sorry wh-what?
865
00:20:32,254 --> 00:20:33,254
It's a new lyric
866
00:20:33,288 --> 00:20:34,122
that I've been working on
867
00:20:34,156 --> 00:20:36,691
with the band and I've... uh,
868
00:20:36,725 --> 00:20:38,426
and it's, um...
869
00:20:38,460 --> 00:20:40,995
It's, uh.
870
00:20:41,029 --> 00:20:41,729
That's me.
871
00:20:41,764 --> 00:20:42,663
Sorry about that.
872
00:20:42,698 --> 00:20:43,698
We'll wait.
873
00:20:43,732 --> 00:20:44,465
Yes?
874
00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:45,233
Great news right now.
875
00:20:45,267 --> 00:20:46,000
No, I-I'm fine
876
00:20:46,034 --> 00:20:47,368
with my wireless plan.
877
00:20:47,403 --> 00:20:48,102
It-it-it's Johnny
878
00:20:48,137 --> 00:20:49,504
from wireless toyz.
879
00:20:49,538 --> 00:20:50,738
Why is he calling right now?
880
00:20:50,773 --> 00:20:51,472
My besties?
881
00:20:51,507 --> 00:20:52,907
Oh, she's right here.
882
00:20:52,941 --> 00:20:54,041
Oh, the besties plan...
883
00:20:54,076 --> 00:20:54,909
yeah.
884
00:20:54,943 --> 00:20:56,110
Hey.
885
00:20:56,145 --> 00:20:56,844
No, I'm fine with
886
00:20:56,879 --> 00:20:58,179
my besties list.
887
00:20:58,213 --> 00:20:58,846
Yeah, I wanna keep it
888
00:20:58,881 --> 00:21:00,214
the same.
889
00:21:00,249 --> 00:21:01,282
He got rid of the glasses.
890
00:21:01,316 --> 00:21:01,983
Everyone was calling him
891
00:21:02,017 --> 00:21:02,884
"bitch."
892
00:21:02,918 --> 00:21:04,452
[ Laughing ]
893
00:21:04,486 --> 00:21:05,353
Don't call again.
894
00:21:05,387 --> 00:21:06,854
Bye.
895
00:21:06,889 --> 00:21:07,455
Sorry.
896
00:21:07,489 --> 00:21:08,156
Okay.
897
00:21:08,190 --> 00:21:09,090
On you go.
898
00:21:09,124 --> 00:21:10,191
Two of the...
899
00:21:10,225 --> 00:21:10,792
my favorite people
900
00:21:10,826 --> 00:21:12,493
over there.
901
00:21:12,528 --> 00:21:14,495
[ Tires screeching ]
902
00:21:17,866 --> 00:21:21,869
Uh, anyway, where was I?
903
00:21:21,904 --> 00:21:22,703
But if you do leave
904
00:21:22,738 --> 00:21:23,905
the country you will have to
905
00:21:23,939 --> 00:21:25,573
sign up for our geo plan.
906
00:21:25,607 --> 00:21:26,107
Can we do that online
907
00:21:26,141 --> 00:21:27,375
afterwards?
908
00:21:27,409 --> 00:21:27,975
Well, if you do
909
00:21:28,010 --> 00:21:28,976
change your mind later
910
00:21:29,011 --> 00:21:29,744
then you have to sign
911
00:21:29,778 --> 00:21:31,179
a new two year contract.
912
00:21:31,213 --> 00:21:32,013
So six months from now
913
00:21:32,047 --> 00:21:32,880
you decide...
914
00:21:32,915 --> 00:21:33,681
Oh, I wanna also
915
00:21:33,715 --> 00:21:34,482
get the geo plan
916
00:21:34,516 --> 00:21:35,683
'cause I'm going to...
917
00:21:35,717 --> 00:21:36,617
Let's say luxemburg,
918
00:21:36,652 --> 00:21:37,418
or something, then,
919
00:21:37,453 --> 00:21:39,153
it would be another two years
920
00:21:39,188 --> 00:21:39,854
from that, that you
921
00:21:39,888 --> 00:21:40,955
would have the plan.
922
00:21:40,989 --> 00:21:41,789
We just want any plan
923
00:21:41,824 --> 00:21:43,090
that is above the nothing plan.
924
00:21:43,125 --> 00:21:45,326
There is no nothing plan.
925
00:21:45,360 --> 00:21:46,627
Nothing plan is what you guys
926
00:21:46,662 --> 00:21:47,962
had when you were outside.
927
00:21:47,996 --> 00:21:48,596
Okay, you know
928
00:21:48,630 --> 00:21:50,465
what she means.
929
00:21:52,196 --> 00:22:00,000
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