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- Hi, I'm Bryce Shivers.
- Hi, I'm Lisa Eversman.
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And we put birds on things.
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And we put birds on things.
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Today, we're gonna
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go to a store
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on Mississippi Avenue.
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Nothing has birds on it,
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but you what we're gonna do?
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We're gonna put birds on things.
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Spruce it up.
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Make it pretty!
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Thank you.
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Put a bird on it.
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Putting a bird
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on this teapot.
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It's a bird!
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Betcha it's flying
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all over the beach.
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What a sad little tote bag.
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I know-
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I'll put a bird on it.
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Did you see this bag before?
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I didn't.
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Now there's a bird.
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It's flying.
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It's free!
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I'm gonna put this bird
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right on this card.
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It's so pretty.
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You like that, ma'am?
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It's fantastic.
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Making a bird on toast.
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Put a bird on it!
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Look at this.
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I just sewed this bird
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right onto the pillow.
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Oh, you missed a spot.
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Ow- what are you doing?
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Watch your fingernails.
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What about the bird?
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Am I bleeding?
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Ma'am, am I bleeding?
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No, you're fine.
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Stop looking at her.
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She's fine.
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I know she's fine.
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I'm not- put
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a
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bird
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on
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it.
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I'm painting a bird
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on a bird.
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Ahh!
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My eyes!
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Straight up got dust
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right in my eyes.
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Just paint the bird
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or whatever it is
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you need to do,
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and don't blow on things.
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Put a bird on it.
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There's birds everywhere,
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and now you can open
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for business.
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What the hell is that?
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Please go away?
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I'm allergic.
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Yeah- you're not wanted!
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Oh, gross!
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[ Music ]
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Carrie: What is it
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that you call the mayor?
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Iu it, sir?
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Fred: Or maybe
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it's just laid back.
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It's just like, "hey, man."
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You know,
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'cause he seems so cool.
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Right.
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Oh- whoa!
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That's like totally him.
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Bianca: Fred and Carrie?
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The mayor will see you now.
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Mayor: So?
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Psyched to meet you-
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you're like the coolest mayor
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we've ever had.
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Awesome.
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Thanks so much.
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Your office is so cool.
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Hmm...
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Isn't this awesome?
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Look at the awards
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you have.
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Yeah, and, oh, this is,
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uh, this is the latest one
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we just got.
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"Best official website
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"for cities with populations
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"under 700,000 in the
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"pacific northwest area."
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Congratulations.
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Yeah, thanks.
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Well, I had this one made,
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and I presented it to myself.
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Oh, you had it made?
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Yeah.
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You know, it's the best site
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out there, anyway- right?
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Seattle's is the worst.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah.
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Too many links.
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Oh, yeah,
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you don't want that.
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Bianca tells me
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you have an idea.
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All right,
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so we have this idea.
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Yeah.
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We're sort of
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former musicians.
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We've been in bands and stuff,
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and so we thought like,
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if we had a city holiday
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for Portland,
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and it's "bring your guitar
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"to school or work" day.
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Uh-hmm.
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Now, wait-wait-
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you said you're musicians,
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right?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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I've got a little project
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that I'm working on.
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It's really dear to my heart.
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I need to come up with
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a new theme song
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for a new ad campaign
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for Portland.
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This is where my head is
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right now.
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What do you guys think?
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You're musicians...
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You said you write music.
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I think you might be
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perfect for this.
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To-to write it-
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we would write it?
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Yeah, I want it
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to be about Portland.
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You know, all about
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the inspiration
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that you get from the city.
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We have Bridges,
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mountains, rivers, nature-
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all of that.
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All of that.
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Bicycles-
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all of that fits in.
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One word of warning?
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Please don't make it
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like Seattle.
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The space needle.
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Wooo!
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Like we've never seen
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that before.
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You got it.
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Okay.
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Wonderful!
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This is so good!
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I'm so glad you came in today.
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Yeah, all right.
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This is just perfect.
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You just made me
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the happiest mayor
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in the country.
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We work for you.
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Good, I'm gonna work on
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my core.
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All right, it's nice
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to meet you.
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So great to meet you.
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You're so cool.
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Oh, guys, guys, guys,
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this is like something
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that's really important to me.
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It's indigenous art.
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I don't know if it speaks
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to you musically?
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But, you know, use that.
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I think that is something
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that is really gonna make
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a difference in this music.
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Great- we'll just
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bring it back to you?
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And bring it back to me.
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Yeah- that'd be great.
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All right- you sold us.
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I love my artists.
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Sir, thank you.
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I support them.
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Thank you.
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Just one thing.
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Don't make it sound like
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it's coming from Seattle.
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Okay, you got it.
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Okay?
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Portland all the way.
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Go Portland!
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All right- thank you!
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Yay!
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Bicycle ride-
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bicycle rides!
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Bicycles rides- bicycle.
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On a bike- on a bike.
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Hi, I'm on a bike.
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You're gonna turn?
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You gotta tell me!
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Watch out!
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Bike-bike-bike!
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Oh, cars...
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Man, why?
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I don't have
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a driver's license.
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I don't need it.
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In a bike Lane here.
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I get this whole Lane.
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Ten feet rule!
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Oregon state law- ten feet.
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Hey, birds!
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Guys have little bikes?
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What you lookin' at?
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I dig that tribal look.
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[ Indistinct shouting ]
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I hope I get a sunburn.
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[ Beat boxing ]
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Hold up.
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I'm stopping.
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I'm stopped.
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[ Whistles ]
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That means I'm stopped.
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Pull your mirrors in.
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Slow down- let me go.
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Ah, lofts, why?
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Watch out.
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Hey- bike Lane.
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Bike Lane!
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Bicycle rides.
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Go vegan!
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Move, move, move!
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Move over a little bit.
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Got a better place to be?
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Move!
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Ow!
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Bicycle rides...
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Is anyone home?
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Stuart?
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St-stu?
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You home?
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Please don't be working
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at the co-op- please!
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So, this is our
new batch of books.
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I think we should just
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kind of go through it,
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and make sure that it's what
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we want in the store.
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Okay, great!
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"The new girl order."
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It's a top selling author.
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Do we want that in here?
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No, we want
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bottom selling authors.
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You want to see
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my impression of Donna?
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Okay, this is her
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filing things.
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"Oh, you wanted it today?
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"Oh, okay, well, let me just"-
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it's pretty good, right?
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No, it's horrible,
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horrible impersonation
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of Donna, and considering
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that that's your daughter-
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hi, welcome to
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"women and women first."
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Hi.
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Um, what happened
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to your pants?
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They're frayed.
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Um, the psu bookstore
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sent me here.
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I'm actually just like
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getting a bunch of books
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for class for my
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women's study's class.
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Do you have like
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a computer system
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where I can just look it up.
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No-no-
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we're that computer.
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We're the computer.
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Okay, um,
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"different daughters."
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"Vaginas: An owner's manual"-
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slow down.
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"Different daughters."
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We carry- if we-
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we can order that for you.
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It'll take a year to get here.
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It has to be written.
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And who's your teacher?
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Marilyn Kendall.
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Hmm...
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She's a little
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odd looking, isn't she?
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I guess.
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It's almost like
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they've made her eyes weird.
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They?
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Don't-don't you think?
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Who made her eyes weird?
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Goddesses.
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What's the name of
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the first book?
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"Vaginas:
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"An owner's manual."
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Hold on a second.
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Wait...
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I'm not looking
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for your book.
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This is something else.
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This is employee's rules.
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Okay, well, I'm-
337
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this class you're taking?
338
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You don't need it.
339
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We have classes here.
340
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Abby Dee's queer question.
341
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What don't you take that?
342
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I have a pole dancing
343
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class that day.
344
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Excuse me?
345
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Pole dancing?
346
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You have- pole dancing?
347
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Exercise?
348
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We're about to freak out
349
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right now.
350
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We're about two seconds away
351
00:08:04,899 --> 00:08:05,532
from jumping up
352
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on this table, and kicking
353
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everything in sight,
354
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which by the way,
355
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is our own property.
356
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So, I guess
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I'll just go somewhere else.
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No-no-no.
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Let's find these books
360
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for you.
361
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I can do it myself.
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Oh, we don't want you
363
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to do anything by yourself.
364
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We'll help you.
365
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Are you in a rush?
366
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Yeah, actually,
367
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I kind of have to go.
368
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So...
369
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Can I do my impression
370
00:08:25,152 --> 00:08:26,086
of you?
371
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"Yeah, actually,
372
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"I've gotta go."
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Oh, that book's on my list.
374
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"Different daughters."
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Oh, can you- can you
376
00:08:32,059 --> 00:08:32,993
put that away, please?
377
00:08:32,994 --> 00:08:33,760
It's over there.
378
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Every time you point
379
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I see a penis.
380
00:08:35,696 --> 00:08:36,830
Oh, I can't reach it.
381
00:08:36,831 --> 00:08:37,998
We'll have to get it
382
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for you another time.
383
00:08:38,799 --> 00:08:40,066
It's right there.
384
00:08:40,067 --> 00:08:40,967
I can't reach it.
385
00:08:40,968 --> 00:08:41,801
Can you just get it.
386
00:08:41,802 --> 00:08:42,602
It's like honestly,
387
00:08:42,603 --> 00:08:43,436
it's right there.
388
00:08:43,437 --> 00:08:44,271
Let me show you.
389
00:08:44,272 --> 00:08:45,138
Let me show you.
390
00:08:45,139 --> 00:08:46,106
It's right there.
391
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At this time,
392
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we cannot get it for you.
393
00:08:48,276 --> 00:08:49,209
I can't reach it.
394
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You're touching it.
395
00:08:49,877 --> 00:08:50,577
Why are you doing that?
396
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I'm touching it,
397
00:08:51,345 --> 00:08:52,245
but it's not enough
398
00:08:52,246 --> 00:08:54,347
to pull it.
399
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I can rest my hand-
400
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what's wrong with your hand?
401
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This is my full extension.
402
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Okay, can I get it?
403
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It's not within reach
404
00:09:00,621 --> 00:09:02,188
so let's just- we'll move on.
405
00:09:02,189 --> 00:09:03,056
It's not within reach?
406
00:09:03,057 --> 00:09:03,823
No.
407
00:09:03,824 --> 00:09:04,724
Can't reach it- nope.
408
00:09:04,725 --> 00:09:06,359
Nope- I can't reach it.
409
00:09:06,360 --> 00:09:07,160
We can give you this book,
410
00:09:07,161 --> 00:09:08,762
we can give you this book,
411
00:09:08,763 --> 00:09:09,930
we can give you this book.
412
00:09:09,931 --> 00:09:12,032
I just need this book!
413
00:09:19,006 --> 00:09:21,041
We lost another one.
414
00:09:27,882 --> 00:09:28,548
Hey, it's Carrie,
415
00:09:28,549 --> 00:09:29,516
please leave a message.
416
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Fred: Hey, Carrie,
417
00:09:30,284 --> 00:09:31,284
uh, it's me.
418
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I'm I have some ideas
419
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for the, uh, Portland song.
420
00:09:33,754 --> 00:09:34,854
Tell what you think of this...
421
00:09:34,855 --> 00:09:38,391
Portland community college
422
00:09:38,392 --> 00:09:42,128
they sent me a reminder
423
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everyone was staring
424
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at the Halloween mask that-
425
00:09:46,400 --> 00:09:47,133
oh, okay,
426
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you get the basic idea
427
00:09:47,868 --> 00:09:48,568
though, right?
428
00:09:48,569 --> 00:09:49,603
Okay- call me back.
429
00:09:49,604 --> 00:09:50,904
Hey, Fred, it's Carrie.
430
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Uh, I liked your idea
431
00:09:51,839 --> 00:09:53,006
for a song- I had one.
432
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I thought we should
433
00:09:53,774 --> 00:09:54,608
sing about like
434
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people gathering around
435
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vegetables and fruits,
436
00:09:56,477 --> 00:09:57,277
and it's like...
437
00:09:57,278 --> 00:09:59,879
Community garden workshop
438
00:09:59,880 --> 00:10:03,049
teach me to rake and hoe-oh
439
00:10:03,050 --> 00:10:04,117
hey, ah, I was thinking
440
00:10:04,118 --> 00:10:06,086
something where
441
00:10:06,087 --> 00:10:07,253
a syncopated beat's kinda...
442
00:10:07,254 --> 00:10:11,891
[ Imitating beats ]
443
00:10:11,892 --> 00:10:12,926
Okay, bye.
444
00:10:12,927 --> 00:10:13,793
Hey, Fred, it's Carrie.
445
00:10:13,794 --> 00:10:14,427
I have another idea
446
00:10:14,428 --> 00:10:15,195
for the song.
447
00:10:15,196 --> 00:10:16,262
Native plants.
448
00:10:16,263 --> 00:10:19,232
Natives plants- oh.
449
00:10:19,233 --> 00:10:20,734
Hi.
450
00:10:20,735 --> 00:10:21,968
Hi.
451
00:10:21,969 --> 00:10:23,436
Short term parking
452
00:10:23,437 --> 00:10:24,838
long term parking
453
00:10:24,839 --> 00:10:27,073
and short term parking
454
00:10:27,074 --> 00:10:27,907
do you ever think about
455
00:10:27,908 --> 00:10:29,009
how Portland hasn't had like
456
00:10:29,010 --> 00:10:30,877
a national tragedy yet?
457
00:10:30,878 --> 00:10:33,513
The day the beer
458
00:10:33,514 --> 00:10:36,016
stopped flowin'
459
00:10:36,017 --> 00:10:37,450
attention-attention
460
00:10:37,451 --> 00:10:39,753
let me get your attention
461
00:10:39,754 --> 00:10:41,454
the people of Portland-
462
00:10:41,455 --> 00:10:42,522
ah-ha
463
00:10:42,523 --> 00:10:43,490
fruit carts
464
00:10:43,491 --> 00:10:44,457
so cheap
465
00:10:44,458 --> 00:10:45,592
fruit carts
466
00:10:45,593 --> 00:10:46,793
ha!
467
00:10:46,794 --> 00:10:47,894
Thank you.
468
00:10:47,895 --> 00:10:49,329
Professor says
469
00:10:49,330 --> 00:10:50,563
get an education
470
00:10:50,564 --> 00:10:53,500
he's right
471
00:10:53,501 --> 00:10:54,801
Professor says
472
00:10:54,802 --> 00:10:55,702
I'm gonna tell you
473
00:10:55,703 --> 00:10:57,637
what's right
474
00:10:57,638 --> 00:10:59,105
Portland
475
00:10:59,106 --> 00:11:02,842
we got it goin' on
476
00:11:02,843 --> 00:11:06,813
[ electricity surging ]
477
00:11:06,814 --> 00:11:07,614
Anyway, um,
478
00:11:07,615 --> 00:11:08,682
I need to call you back.
479
00:11:08,683 --> 00:11:11,985
I am not
480
00:11:11,986 --> 00:11:15,722
I am not a business man
481
00:11:15,723 --> 00:11:16,923
and that's why
482
00:11:16,924 --> 00:11:18,758
I will stay
483
00:11:18,759 --> 00:11:22,228
in Portland Oregon
484
00:11:24,331 --> 00:11:24,964
okay, can you
485
00:11:24,965 --> 00:11:25,732
pick me up, please?
486
00:11:25,733 --> 00:11:28,835
Thank you- bye.
487
00:11:28,836 --> 00:11:29,536
Hi.
488
00:11:29,537 --> 00:11:30,470
Sorry, I'm late.
489
00:11:30,471 --> 00:11:31,271
That's okay.
490
00:11:31,272 --> 00:11:32,572
Everything sounds great.
491
00:11:32,573 --> 00:11:33,506
The Mayor's gonna love it.
492
00:11:33,507 --> 00:11:34,974
Absolutely.
493
00:11:44,439 --> 00:11:46,572
Dave, do you see
that dog over there?
494
00:11:48,009 --> 00:11:50,009
- Oh, yeah, what's the deal?
- Who does that?
495
00:11:50,345 --> 00:11:51,979
Who puts a dog outside?
496
00:11:51,980 --> 00:11:52,846
Does that belong
497
00:11:52,847 --> 00:11:54,214
to somebody?
498
00:11:54,215 --> 00:11:56,083
We gotta ask around.
499
00:11:56,084 --> 00:11:56,850
Yeah.
500
00:11:56,851 --> 00:11:57,718
Excuse me.
501
00:11:57,719 --> 00:11:58,419
Sir, is that your dog
502
00:11:58,420 --> 00:11:59,420
right there?
503
00:11:59,421 --> 00:12:00,254
Okay.
504
00:12:00,255 --> 00:12:01,088
Hey, guys-
505
00:12:01,089 --> 00:12:02,256
we're looking for
506
00:12:02,257 --> 00:12:02,957
a dog... owner.
507
00:12:02,958 --> 00:12:03,791
It like
508
00:12:03,792 --> 00:12:04,625
a white and brown dog.
509
00:12:04,626 --> 00:12:05,526
For real...
510
00:12:05,527 --> 00:12:06,560
We got an owner on the dog?
511
00:12:06,561 --> 00:12:07,895
Huh?
512
00:12:07,896 --> 00:12:09,029
There's an animal tied up
513
00:12:09,030 --> 00:12:10,097
to a piece of metal.
514
00:12:10,098 --> 00:12:10,731
I'm sure it wasn't
515
00:12:10,732 --> 00:12:11,665
born there.
516
00:12:11,666 --> 00:12:12,433
How can you guys
517
00:12:12,434 --> 00:12:13,334
just sit there eating.
518
00:12:13,335 --> 00:12:14,101
If the Titanic
519
00:12:14,102 --> 00:12:15,002
was sinking right there,
520
00:12:15,003 --> 00:12:16,236
would you just ignore it?
521
00:12:16,237 --> 00:12:17,071
While you guys are eating,
522
00:12:17,072 --> 00:12:17,938
I'll not be able to eat
523
00:12:17,939 --> 00:12:19,373
until this is resolved.
524
00:12:19,374 --> 00:12:20,140
Hi, have you seen this dog?
525
00:12:20,141 --> 00:12:21,275
Are you the owner?
526
00:12:21,276 --> 00:12:23,110
Have you seen this?
527
00:12:23,111 --> 00:12:24,445
Guys, come on!
528
00:12:24,446 --> 00:12:25,312
Hello!
529
00:12:25,313 --> 00:12:26,413
Is anybody listening?
530
00:12:26,414 --> 00:12:27,147
This dog will not be
531
00:12:27,148 --> 00:12:28,582
a bait dog in a fight ring.
532
00:12:28,583 --> 00:12:29,850
Baby, come on.
533
00:12:29,851 --> 00:12:30,651
Fine.
534
00:12:30,652 --> 00:12:31,452
It's okay.
535
00:12:31,453 --> 00:12:32,252
She's upset.
536
00:12:32,253 --> 00:12:33,153
Cath is upset.
537
00:12:33,154 --> 00:12:33,721
I'll tell you something.
538
00:12:33,722 --> 00:12:34,488
We want our ice tea
539
00:12:34,489 --> 00:12:35,389
and our orange juice
540
00:12:35,390 --> 00:12:37,024
just like you do.
541
00:12:37,025 --> 00:12:37,891
He fainted?
542
00:12:37,892 --> 00:12:38,826
Oh, poor thing.
543
00:12:38,827 --> 00:12:39,660
Where's the waitress.
544
00:12:39,661 --> 00:12:40,527
Hey-
545
00:12:40,528 --> 00:12:41,161
ma'am.
546
00:12:41,162 --> 00:12:41,862
I mean, we don't really
547
00:12:41,863 --> 00:12:42,629
carry dog food.
548
00:12:42,630 --> 00:12:43,464
Ah, what do you think of
549
00:12:43,465 --> 00:12:44,698
fried stuffed olives?
550
00:12:44,699 --> 00:12:45,866
A dog portion of it?
551
00:12:45,867 --> 00:12:46,633
I can tell right now,
552
00:12:46,634 --> 00:12:48,168
we're gonna want the meatballs
553
00:12:48,169 --> 00:12:49,470
braised with tomato.
554
00:12:49,471 --> 00:12:50,904
I want you to leave off
555
00:12:50,905 --> 00:12:51,905
the Rosemary.
556
00:12:51,906 --> 00:12:52,973
Ah, let's get these
557
00:12:52,974 --> 00:12:53,874
skillet mussels
558
00:12:53,875 --> 00:12:54,641
with drawn butter.
559
00:12:54,642 --> 00:12:55,376
Seared butter-
560
00:12:55,377 --> 00:12:55,943
are you getting all this?
561
00:12:55,944 --> 00:12:56,677
You aren't writing
562
00:12:56,678 --> 00:12:57,544
anything down.
563
00:12:57,545 --> 00:12:58,278
It's- I can remember it.
564
00:12:58,279 --> 00:12:59,046
Really?
565
00:12:59,047 --> 00:12:59,780
Yeah.
566
00:12:59,781 --> 00:13:00,447
What's the second thing
567
00:13:00,448 --> 00:13:01,348
we ordered?
568
00:13:01,349 --> 00:13:02,149
You ordered
569
00:13:02,150 --> 00:13:02,916
the braised meatballs.
570
00:13:02,917 --> 00:13:03,617
Gosh, she's good.
571
00:13:03,618 --> 00:13:04,284
Yeah, you're good.
572
00:13:04,285 --> 00:13:05,152
You're very good.
573
00:13:05,153 --> 00:13:05,986
You know what that dog
574
00:13:05,987 --> 00:13:06,754
would say right now
575
00:13:06,755 --> 00:13:07,521
to you guys
576
00:13:07,522 --> 00:13:08,355
if he could speak?
577
00:13:08,356 --> 00:13:09,390
He would say, "ruff"
578
00:13:09,391 --> 00:13:12,359
and "blah" and "rah-rah-rah."
579
00:13:12,360 --> 00:13:13,127
And ask some of the people
580
00:13:13,128 --> 00:13:13,927
who work in the kitchen,
581
00:13:13,928 --> 00:13:15,329
if-if this dog belongs to them.
582
00:13:15,330 --> 00:13:16,163
We don't really
583
00:13:16,164 --> 00:13:17,031
bring dogs to work.
584
00:13:17,032 --> 00:13:17,865
Well, maybe one of
585
00:13:17,866 --> 00:13:18,766
the dishwashers?
586
00:13:18,767 --> 00:13:19,566
You could say something like,
587
00:13:19,567 --> 00:13:22,302
"[ speaking Spanish ]."
588
00:13:22,303 --> 00:13:23,103
Oh, I mean,
589
00:13:23,104 --> 00:13:23,837
they speak English.
590
00:13:23,838 --> 00:13:24,571
The dishwashers?
591
00:13:24,572 --> 00:13:25,572
Yeah.
592
00:13:25,573 --> 00:13:26,206
We speak Spanish.
593
00:13:26,207 --> 00:13:27,141
We like we travel a lot.
594
00:13:27,142 --> 00:13:28,242
Went to Ecuador.
595
00:13:28,243 --> 00:13:30,110
I am really, really sorry
596
00:13:30,111 --> 00:13:31,311
for what you're going through.
597
00:13:31,312 --> 00:13:32,246
Okay, please, set it down.
598
00:13:32,247 --> 00:13:33,180
Set it down immediately.
599
00:13:33,181 --> 00:13:34,181
Immediately!
600
00:13:34,182 --> 00:13:34,615
You know what?
601
00:13:34,616 --> 00:13:35,182
He doesn't like it.
602
00:13:35,183 --> 00:13:35,983
Take it away.
603
00:13:35,984 --> 00:13:36,950
This smells metallic to me.
604
00:13:36,951 --> 00:13:37,985
No, no, please.
605
00:13:37,986 --> 00:13:38,786
We don't want the water
606
00:13:38,787 --> 00:13:39,553
or anything.
607
00:13:39,554 --> 00:13:40,354
Dave, I'm freaking out.
608
00:13:40,355 --> 00:13:41,188
I'm freaking out!
609
00:13:41,189 --> 00:13:41,922
Calm down- calm down.
610
00:13:41,923 --> 00:13:42,723
Calm down.
611
00:13:42,724 --> 00:13:43,624
You know what we're gonna do?
612
00:13:43,625 --> 00:13:44,291
We're-we're gonna let him go.
613
00:13:44,292 --> 00:13:45,025
Let him go.
614
00:13:45,026 --> 00:13:45,993
Please?
615
00:13:45,994 --> 00:13:46,760
You're gonna have
616
00:13:46,761 --> 00:13:47,628
all kinds of experiences,
617
00:13:47,629 --> 00:13:48,762
and meet all kinds of dogs.
618
00:13:48,763 --> 00:13:49,630
There's some good paths
619
00:13:49,631 --> 00:13:50,330
out there.
620
00:13:50,331 --> 00:13:51,065
There's one path that goes
621
00:13:51,066 --> 00:13:51,865
right up the hillside.
622
00:13:51,866 --> 00:13:52,599
It's so pretty,
623
00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:53,667
you won't even believe it.
624
00:13:53,668 --> 00:13:54,334
And when you're thirsty,
625
00:13:54,335 --> 00:13:55,135
you can drink from
626
00:13:55,136 --> 00:13:56,003
any lake you want.
627
00:13:56,004 --> 00:13:56,870
Imagine the biggest lake
628
00:13:56,871 --> 00:13:58,005
in the whole world.
629
00:13:58,006 --> 00:13:58,906
The ocean.
630
00:13:58,907 --> 00:13:59,573
You can just drink
631
00:13:59,574 --> 00:14:00,941
the whole thing.
632
00:14:00,942 --> 00:14:02,643
Bye.
633
00:14:06,815 --> 00:14:08,549
You're free.
634
00:14:08,550 --> 00:14:10,384
Run it out, buddy.
635
00:14:10,385 --> 00:14:11,885
You're free, soldier.
636
00:14:11,886 --> 00:14:13,620
Where's Tucker?
637
00:14:13,621 --> 00:14:15,155
I don't know, sweetie?
638
00:14:15,156 --> 00:14:17,024
Hi, um, did you happen
639
00:14:17,025 --> 00:14:17,825
to see a dog?
640
00:14:17,826 --> 00:14:18,826
We did see a dog actually.
641
00:14:18,827 --> 00:14:19,526
You did?
642
00:14:19,527 --> 00:14:20,127
Okay, what-what,
643
00:14:20,128 --> 00:14:21,195
did you see where he went?
644
00:14:21,196 --> 00:14:22,062
He went that way?
645
00:14:22,063 --> 00:14:23,764
We-we had to let him go.
646
00:14:23,765 --> 00:14:25,199
Is this some kind of joke?
647
00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:26,166
No- who puts their dog
648
00:14:26,167 --> 00:14:27,401
on a pole like a stripper?
649
00:14:27,402 --> 00:14:28,102
Who does that?
650
00:14:28,103 --> 00:14:28,869
Everybody puts they're-
651
00:14:28,870 --> 00:14:29,570
wait a minute.
652
00:14:29,571 --> 00:14:30,471
Who are you people?
653
00:14:30,472 --> 00:14:31,238
We-we were just gone
654
00:14:31,239 --> 00:14:32,039
for a few minutes.
655
00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:32,840
Okay, how-
656
00:14:32,841 --> 00:14:33,740
a few minutes is like
657
00:14:33,741 --> 00:14:34,641
a month in dog years.
658
00:14:34,642 --> 00:14:35,375
Well, it's-it's,
659
00:14:35,376 --> 00:14:36,076
we went to get cookie-
660
00:14:36,077 --> 00:14:36,977
we took your dog
661
00:14:36,978 --> 00:14:37,878
off the pole
662
00:14:37,879 --> 00:14:39,279
'cause it was choking.
663
00:14:39,280 --> 00:14:40,681
Now get out of my face.
664
00:14:40,682 --> 00:14:41,615
I wasn't in your face.
665
00:14:41,616 --> 00:14:42,416
Get out of her face, man.
666
00:14:42,417 --> 00:14:43,684
She was- listen, uh, hey,
667
00:14:43,685 --> 00:14:44,785
where-where you going?
668
00:14:44,786 --> 00:14:46,253
Did the right thing.
669
00:14:46,254 --> 00:14:47,754
I'm calling the cops.
670
00:14:47,755 --> 00:14:49,456
So tired of people.
671
00:14:49,457 --> 00:14:50,824
Hi, Jordan.
672
00:14:50,825 --> 00:14:52,392
No, Jordan, hey-
673
00:14:52,393 --> 00:14:54,128
no... crying's for girls.
674
00:14:54,129 --> 00:14:54,995
Quiet down-
675
00:14:54,996 --> 00:14:55,762
this is ridiculous.
676
00:14:55,763 --> 00:14:56,530
Let's go.
677
00:14:56,531 --> 00:14:57,331
No crying.
678
00:14:57,332 --> 00:14:58,165
We don't need to cry, jord.
679
00:14:58,166 --> 00:15:00,200
I'm not crying.
680
00:15:02,704 --> 00:15:05,539
[ Moaning ]
681
00:15:09,911 --> 00:15:12,379
Nina: Lance, um,
682
00:15:12,380 --> 00:15:13,213
that was kind of rough,
683
00:15:13,214 --> 00:15:14,281
and I feel like
684
00:15:14,282 --> 00:15:15,916
when we do this like,
685
00:15:15,917 --> 00:15:17,184
if I want you to stop,
686
00:15:17,185 --> 00:15:18,085
like maybe we should have
687
00:15:18,086 --> 00:15:20,988
like a safe word or something.
688
00:15:20,989 --> 00:15:21,922
You know what I mean?
689
00:15:21,923 --> 00:15:22,923
Lance: What you
690
00:15:22,924 --> 00:15:23,590
talkin' about?
691
00:15:23,591 --> 00:15:24,458
I, ah, just saying
692
00:15:24,459 --> 00:15:25,292
instead of saying "stop",
693
00:15:25,293 --> 00:15:26,593
I just say the word.
694
00:15:26,594 --> 00:15:27,861
Like what?
695
00:15:27,862 --> 00:15:29,830
Well, Lisa and Bryce
696
00:15:29,831 --> 00:15:31,765
have one.
697
00:15:31,766 --> 00:15:33,200
I know...
698
00:15:33,201 --> 00:15:35,435
Like...
699
00:15:35,436 --> 00:15:36,403
[ Gasps ]
700
00:15:36,404 --> 00:15:38,138
How about "cacao?"
701
00:15:38,139 --> 00:15:38,906
That's kind of
702
00:15:38,907 --> 00:15:40,440
a cool word, "cacao."
703
00:15:40,441 --> 00:15:41,308
Yeah.
704
00:15:41,309 --> 00:15:42,442
That's fine.
705
00:15:42,443 --> 00:15:43,277
Okay, so if I ever say
706
00:15:43,278 --> 00:15:44,745
"cacao," that means
707
00:15:44,746 --> 00:15:45,946
hold off and stop.
708
00:15:45,947 --> 00:15:46,947
Okay?
709
00:15:46,948 --> 00:15:49,016
I get it.
710
00:15:49,017 --> 00:15:49,816
It doesn't mean
711
00:15:49,817 --> 00:15:50,684
I don't love you,
712
00:15:50,685 --> 00:15:51,652
and it doesn't mean that
713
00:15:51,653 --> 00:15:52,619
I don't want to try things.
714
00:15:52,620 --> 00:15:53,554
Okay?
715
00:15:53,555 --> 00:15:55,122
I hope not.
716
00:15:55,123 --> 00:15:57,624
Be a brave girl for me?
717
00:15:57,625 --> 00:15:59,693
All right.
718
00:16:03,565 --> 00:16:11,371
[ Music plays ]
719
00:16:11,372 --> 00:16:14,107
Cacao.
720
00:16:14,108 --> 00:16:16,043
Sorry.
721
00:16:22,684 --> 00:16:26,920
Cacao.
722
00:16:26,921 --> 00:16:37,598
Cacao.
723
00:16:37,599 --> 00:16:39,766
Oh, row your boat.
724
00:16:39,767 --> 00:16:42,102
Oh!
725
00:16:42,103 --> 00:16:43,870
Cacao.
726
00:16:43,871 --> 00:16:44,638
Like Sophia
727
00:16:44,639 --> 00:16:45,539
wanted my birthday party
728
00:16:45,540 --> 00:16:46,540
at that hotel.
729
00:16:46,541 --> 00:16:47,474
Cacao.
730
00:16:47,475 --> 00:16:48,742
And I told everyone,
731
00:16:48,743 --> 00:16:49,643
"okay, you can show up
732
00:16:49,644 --> 00:16:50,444
"as long as you make a-"
733
00:16:50,445 --> 00:16:51,144
cacao-
734
00:16:51,145 --> 00:16:52,112
and my teacher- cacao-
735
00:16:52,113 --> 00:16:53,213
showed up, and he was like,
736
00:16:53,214 --> 00:16:54,181
"oh, you're different now."
737
00:16:54,182 --> 00:16:55,082
And I was like, "yeah,
738
00:16:55,083 --> 00:16:56,083
"I'm different-" cacao.
739
00:16:56,084 --> 00:16:56,950
That's what happens to people
740
00:16:56,951 --> 00:16:58,252
like they get more mature.
741
00:16:58,253 --> 00:16:59,086
Cacao.
742
00:16:59,087 --> 00:16:59,953
There's no parking there.
743
00:16:59,954 --> 00:17:00,654
Cacao- but all they have
744
00:17:00,655 --> 00:17:01,655
is valet parking- cacao-
745
00:17:01,656 --> 00:17:02,623
and when he asked me
746
00:17:02,624 --> 00:17:03,724
to park cars- cacao-
747
00:17:03,725 --> 00:17:04,658
I'm like I'm not- cacao-
748
00:17:04,659 --> 00:17:05,425
I'm not, I'm not gonna-
749
00:17:05,426 --> 00:17:06,326
cacao.
750
00:17:06,327 --> 00:17:07,127
I'm not gonna park- cacao
751
00:17:07,128 --> 00:17:10,230
I'm not gonna-
752
00:17:10,231 --> 00:17:12,633
cacao.
753
00:17:12,634 --> 00:17:14,768
I'm sleeping.
754
00:17:16,137 --> 00:17:17,004
I was riding my harley
755
00:17:17,005 --> 00:17:17,804
the other day,
756
00:17:17,805 --> 00:17:18,538
and I went around this corner.
757
00:17:18,539 --> 00:17:19,606
There was this lady there.
758
00:17:19,607 --> 00:17:20,407
Watch splashed up on her.
759
00:17:20,408 --> 00:17:21,441
She got so wet.
760
00:17:21,442 --> 00:17:22,209
God, she was just
761
00:17:22,210 --> 00:17:23,377
dripping wet.
762
00:17:23,378 --> 00:17:26,346
[ Cell phone rings ]
763
00:17:26,347 --> 00:17:28,749
Oh!
764
00:17:28,750 --> 00:17:31,952
Lance, Lance... wait.
765
00:17:31,953 --> 00:17:33,186
Cacao.
766
00:17:33,187 --> 00:17:34,354
I didn't even try anything.
767
00:17:34,355 --> 00:17:36,556
No, cacao to leaving.
768
00:17:36,557 --> 00:17:37,357
Cacao to not being
769
00:17:37,358 --> 00:17:38,859
in my life.
770
00:17:38,860 --> 00:17:40,761
Cacao to cacao.
771
00:17:40,762 --> 00:17:42,496
Come upstairs to bed.
772
00:17:42,497 --> 00:17:45,232
And this time no cacao.
773
00:17:45,233 --> 00:17:46,900
Cacao no more.
774
00:17:48,770 --> 00:18:03,483
[ Music ]
775
00:18:07,021 --> 00:18:08,989
Oh, thank you!
776
00:18:08,990 --> 00:18:09,723
Eh, that's song
777
00:18:09,724 --> 00:18:11,458
was called "cacao."
778
00:18:11,459 --> 00:18:12,359
This next song is called
779
00:18:12,360 --> 00:18:13,927
"vanilla."
780
00:18:16,478 --> 00:18:17,345
That's great news.
781
00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:18,913
So Tucker is safe and sound?
782
00:18:18,914 --> 00:18:20,715
Oh, thanks for the call.
783
00:18:20,716 --> 00:18:22,016
Okay.
784
00:18:22,017 --> 00:18:22,884
Bryce: Ah, Mr. mayor.
785
00:18:22,885 --> 00:18:23,618
Lisa: Hi.
786
00:18:23,619 --> 00:18:24,452
Hey!
787
00:18:24,453 --> 00:18:25,219
We have a song.
788
00:18:25,220 --> 00:18:26,087
Oh, my God!
789
00:18:26,088 --> 00:18:26,854
I'm so excited.
790
00:18:26,855 --> 00:18:27,688
This is good.
791
00:18:27,689 --> 00:18:28,523
Oh, uh, did you bring back
792
00:18:28,524 --> 00:18:29,891
the, uh, inspirational
793
00:18:29,892 --> 00:18:30,758
sand print?
794
00:18:30,759 --> 00:18:31,359
Uh, yeah.
795
00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:32,193
Yes, I did!
796
00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:32,960
Here you go.
797
00:18:32,961 --> 00:18:33,694
Good-good-good!
798
00:18:33,695 --> 00:18:34,529
Yes-yes!
799
00:18:34,530 --> 00:18:35,630
That's very important.
800
00:18:35,631 --> 00:18:37,064
This is so exciting.
801
00:18:37,065 --> 00:18:37,765
Well, we're pretty
802
00:18:37,766 --> 00:18:38,499
psyched about it.
803
00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:39,267
We included everything.
804
00:18:39,268 --> 00:18:40,001
And the mix
805
00:18:40,002 --> 00:18:40,735
is really good, too.
806
00:18:40,736 --> 00:18:41,602
We have this engineer
807
00:18:41,603 --> 00:18:42,403
like he really knows
808
00:18:42,404 --> 00:18:43,237
what he's doing, so...
809
00:18:43,238 --> 00:18:44,105
It's track one.
810
00:18:44,106 --> 00:18:45,039
Do I need to do anything
811
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:45,940
with that or-
812
00:18:45,941 --> 00:18:46,707
it should just come up, right?
813
00:18:46,708 --> 00:18:47,708
Yeah.
814
00:18:47,709 --> 00:18:49,544
Is this a, um,
815
00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:53,681
cd-minus-r or cd-plus?
816
00:18:53,682 --> 00:18:55,783
I bought a cd-cd minus-r.
817
00:18:55,784 --> 00:18:57,118
Cd- oh, really?
818
00:18:57,119 --> 00:18:57,852
Yeah.
819
00:18:57,853 --> 00:18:58,619
Because one of them
820
00:18:58,620 --> 00:18:59,320
doesn't play on this computer.
821
00:18:59,321 --> 00:19:00,121
I can't remember
822
00:19:00,122 --> 00:19:00,855
which one it is.
823
00:19:00,856 --> 00:19:01,589
You know what we should do?
824
00:19:01,590 --> 00:19:02,390
We should just get a cd-
825
00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:03,524
Sam, do we have a cd player?
826
00:19:03,525 --> 00:19:04,525
Let's just get a cd player.
827
00:19:04,526 --> 00:19:05,359
Sam: No cd player.
828
00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:06,194
Oh...
829
00:19:06,195 --> 00:19:06,928
You know what?
830
00:19:06,929 --> 00:19:07,728
I have it as an email.
831
00:19:07,729 --> 00:19:08,529
I have it.
832
00:19:08,530 --> 00:19:09,297
Oh, that would work.
833
00:19:09,298 --> 00:19:10,798
Do you have wifi here?
834
00:19:10,799 --> 00:19:11,766
Sam, do we have wifi?
835
00:19:11,767 --> 00:19:12,533
Yes.
836
00:19:12,534 --> 00:19:13,468
What's the password?
837
00:19:13,469 --> 00:19:14,502
Ah, it's, ah,
838
00:19:14,503 --> 00:19:17,371
capital, c-I-t-y... "O"
839
00:19:17,372 --> 00:19:18,706
with a slash through it,
840
00:19:18,707 --> 00:19:19,707
"f," a dollar sign
841
00:19:19,708 --> 00:19:20,575
instead of an "s,"
842
00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:23,478
e- s-9-7-5-4-2-
843
00:19:23,479 --> 00:19:24,312
password's too long,
844
00:19:24,313 --> 00:19:25,112
we've got to change that.
845
00:19:25,113 --> 00:19:25,947
Fire wire over to me,
846
00:19:25,948 --> 00:19:26,714
and I fire wire over to this-
847
00:19:26,715 --> 00:19:27,381
what kind of cables
848
00:19:27,382 --> 00:19:28,049
do we have?
849
00:19:28,050 --> 00:19:29,383
Do we have fire wire?
850
00:19:29,384 --> 00:19:30,384
Who's got the other side
851
00:19:30,385 --> 00:19:31,018
of this?
852
00:19:31,019 --> 00:19:31,619
Who's got the other side-
853
00:19:31,620 --> 00:19:31,953
you have it
854
00:19:31,954 --> 00:19:32,553
on your computer.
855
00:19:32,554 --> 00:19:33,187
Is there a way you can
856
00:19:33,188 --> 00:19:34,121
get it from your computer
857
00:19:34,122 --> 00:19:35,022
to the speakers?
858
00:19:35,023 --> 00:19:35,623
That-that's what
859
00:19:35,624 --> 00:19:36,424
we're trying to do.
860
00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:37,258
Sam, do we have
861
00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:37,959
any headphones- anyone go on
862
00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:38,960
jet blue recently?
863
00:19:38,961 --> 00:19:39,694
Maybe they give you those
864
00:19:39,695 --> 00:19:40,795
headphones for two bucks.
865
00:19:40,796 --> 00:19:42,129
We should save those.
866
00:19:42,130 --> 00:19:42,930
If I could get these
867
00:19:42,931 --> 00:19:44,232
speakers out-
868
00:19:44,233 --> 00:19:45,399
you know what,
869
00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:46,767
this adapter's not on.
870
00:19:46,768 --> 00:19:49,003
Can you email me the file?
871
00:19:49,004 --> 00:19:50,338
Why not email it to him?
872
00:19:50,339 --> 00:19:51,138
I can only send it
873
00:19:51,139 --> 00:19:53,140
as a picture.
874
00:19:56,011 --> 00:19:56,577
Oh, good.
875
00:19:56,578 --> 00:19:57,311
Hey, your email
876
00:19:57,312 --> 00:19:58,045
just came in.
877
00:19:58,046 --> 00:19:58,946
Oh, perfect.
878
00:19:58,947 --> 00:19:59,614
It looks like
879
00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:00,414
it's got a virus.
880
00:20:00,415 --> 00:20:01,148
What?
881
00:20:01,149 --> 00:20:02,083
Shut down.
882
00:20:02,084 --> 00:20:02,950
Close every window.
883
00:20:02,951 --> 00:20:04,118
You know what?
884
00:20:04,119 --> 00:20:05,286
Donna has instruments here.
885
00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:06,420
We have a guitar.
886
00:20:06,421 --> 00:20:07,488
You just wanna play it live?
887
00:20:07,489 --> 00:20:08,723
I mean, I love live music.
888
00:20:08,724 --> 00:20:09,824
Sam, check with Donna.
889
00:20:09,825 --> 00:20:10,791
See if she's got that guitar
890
00:20:10,792 --> 00:20:12,326
in her office?
891
00:20:12,327 --> 00:20:13,561
That's perfect.
892
00:20:13,562 --> 00:20:14,295
Thank you.
893
00:20:14,296 --> 00:20:14,996
Drums...
894
00:20:14,997 --> 00:20:15,663
Ah, there was that marching
895
00:20:15,664 --> 00:20:17,198
band in here last week.
896
00:20:17,199 --> 00:20:18,199
That's the one I was thinking
897
00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:19,166
with the beavers.
898
00:20:19,167 --> 00:20:20,134
Oh, this is perfect.
899
00:20:20,135 --> 00:20:21,102
We're in business.
900
00:20:21,103 --> 00:20:23,237
What do we need?
901
00:20:23,238 --> 00:20:24,205
Plug in.
902
00:20:24,206 --> 00:20:25,006
Okay, so this is what
903
00:20:25,007 --> 00:20:25,740
the song sounds like.
904
00:20:25,741 --> 00:20:26,507
Ready?
905
00:20:26,508 --> 00:20:27,375
Okay, count me up.
906
00:20:27,376 --> 00:20:29,010
One-two-three-four.
907
00:20:31,812 --> 00:20:46,793
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