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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,699 --> 00:00:03,966 Good boy. 2 00:00:04,001 --> 00:00:05,434 All right. 3 00:00:05,435 --> 00:00:05,468 All right. 4 00:00:05,502 --> 00:00:07,236 Hey, Jason. 5 00:00:07,271 --> 00:00:08,137 Jason: Hey, what's going on? 6 00:00:08,172 --> 00:00:08,871 Not much... I didn't know 7 00:00:08,906 --> 00:00:09,505 you were back in L.A. 8 00:00:09,540 --> 00:00:10,840 Yeah-yeah. 9 00:00:10,874 --> 00:00:11,774 I had a pretty amazing trip. 10 00:00:11,808 --> 00:00:13,509 I mean, it was unreal. 11 00:00:13,544 --> 00:00:14,110 Really? 12 00:00:14,144 --> 00:00:15,044 I can't wait to hear about it. 13 00:00:15,078 --> 00:00:15,845 No, I have like 14 00:00:15,879 --> 00:00:16,846 a lot to tell you. 15 00:00:20,984 --> 00:00:21,817 What is it? 16 00:00:21,852 --> 00:00:24,020 Come on. 17 00:00:24,054 --> 00:00:25,188 Do you remember the '90s? 18 00:00:25,222 --> 00:00:26,455 Yeah. 19 00:00:26,490 --> 00:00:27,290 You know, people 20 00:00:27,324 --> 00:00:28,758 were talking about 21 00:00:28,792 --> 00:00:29,825 getting piercing's 22 00:00:29,860 --> 00:00:30,893 and getting tribal tattoos. 23 00:00:30,928 --> 00:00:31,694 Yeah. 24 00:00:31,695 --> 00:00:32,562 And people were singing 25 00:00:32,596 --> 00:00:33,796 about saving the planet 26 00:00:33,830 --> 00:00:35,298 and forming bands. 27 00:00:35,332 --> 00:00:37,300 Yeah. 28 00:00:37,334 --> 00:00:38,434 There's a place where 29 00:00:38,468 --> 00:00:39,669 that idea still exists 30 00:00:39,703 --> 00:00:40,903 as a reality... 31 00:00:40,938 --> 00:00:42,438 And I've been there. 32 00:00:42,472 --> 00:00:43,806 Where is it? 33 00:00:43,840 --> 00:00:44,740 Portland. 34 00:00:44,775 --> 00:00:45,808 Oregon? 35 00:00:45,842 --> 00:00:47,410 Yeah. 36 00:00:47,444 --> 00:00:50,179 ♪ Dream of the '90s is alive 37 00:00:50,214 --> 00:00:51,547 ♪ in Portland 38 00:00:51,582 --> 00:00:52,615 ♪ Portland 39 00:00:52,649 --> 00:00:55,551 ♪ Portland 40 00:00:55,586 --> 00:00:57,954 ♪ dream of the '90s is alive 41 00:00:57,988 --> 00:00:59,422 ♪ in Portland 42 00:00:59,456 --> 00:01:00,289 the tattoo ink 43 00:01:00,324 --> 00:01:03,025 never runs dry 44 00:01:03,060 --> 00:01:04,026 remember when people were 45 00:01:04,061 --> 00:01:05,261 content to be unambitious 46 00:01:05,295 --> 00:01:06,596 and sleep till 11:00 47 00:01:06,630 --> 00:01:07,597 and just hang out 48 00:01:07,631 --> 00:01:08,731 with their friends. 49 00:01:08,765 --> 00:01:09,532 When you had 50 00:01:09,566 --> 00:01:10,566 no occupations whatever... 51 00:01:10,601 --> 00:01:11,467 maybe working a couple hours 52 00:01:11,501 --> 00:01:12,568 a week at a coffee shop. 53 00:01:12,603 --> 00:01:13,569 Right. 54 00:01:13,604 --> 00:01:14,270 I thought that died out 55 00:01:14,304 --> 00:01:15,171 a long time ago. 56 00:01:15,205 --> 00:01:16,172 Not in Portland. 57 00:01:16,206 --> 00:01:16,939 Portland is a city 58 00:01:16,974 --> 00:01:17,607 where young people 59 00:01:17,641 --> 00:01:18,941 go to retire. 60 00:01:18,976 --> 00:01:21,611 ♪ Dream of the '90s is alive 61 00:01:21,645 --> 00:01:23,179 ♪ in Portland 62 00:01:23,213 --> 00:01:25,915 all the hot girls wear glasses 63 00:01:25,949 --> 00:01:26,949 yeah 64 00:01:26,984 --> 00:01:28,050 remember the '90s 65 00:01:28,085 --> 00:01:28,884 when they encouraged 66 00:01:28,919 --> 00:01:29,819 you to be weird? 67 00:01:29,853 --> 00:01:30,686 It was just an amazing time 68 00:01:30,721 --> 00:01:31,454 where people would go to see 69 00:01:31,488 --> 00:01:32,154 something like 70 00:01:32,189 --> 00:01:33,856 the Jim Rose sideshow circus, 71 00:01:33,890 --> 00:01:34,557 and watch someone 72 00:01:34,591 --> 00:01:35,224 hang something 73 00:01:35,259 --> 00:01:35,992 from their penis? 74 00:01:36,026 --> 00:01:36,726 You could grow up 75 00:01:36,760 --> 00:01:37,693 to wanna be a clown. 76 00:01:37,728 --> 00:01:38,261 Like people went to 77 00:01:38,295 --> 00:01:39,195 clown school. 78 00:01:39,229 --> 00:01:39,862 I gave up clowning 79 00:01:39,896 --> 00:01:40,630 years ago. 80 00:01:40,664 --> 00:01:41,297 Well, in Portland, 81 00:01:41,331 --> 00:01:42,198 you don't have to. 82 00:01:42,232 --> 00:01:45,134 ♪ Dream of the '90s is alive 83 00:01:45,168 --> 00:01:46,669 ♪ in Portland 84 00:01:46,703 --> 00:01:48,671 sleep till 11:00 85 00:01:48,705 --> 00:01:50,673 you'll be in heaven 86 00:01:50,707 --> 00:01:52,141 ♪ the dream of the '90s 87 00:01:52,175 --> 00:01:54,644 ♪ is alive in Portland 88 00:01:54,678 --> 00:01:57,613 ♪ the dream is alive 89 00:01:57,648 --> 00:01:59,048 so from what I can surmise 90 00:01:59,082 --> 00:02:00,049 from what you're positing, 91 00:02:00,083 --> 00:02:01,117 it's like Portland's almost 92 00:02:01,151 --> 00:02:02,251 an alternative universe. 93 00:02:02,286 --> 00:02:03,452 It's like Gore won. 94 00:02:03,487 --> 00:02:04,420 The Bush administration 95 00:02:04,454 --> 00:02:05,421 never happened. 96 00:02:05,455 --> 00:02:06,222 Exactly. 97 00:02:06,256 --> 00:02:06,956 In Portland, 98 00:02:06,990 --> 00:02:07,690 it's almost like 99 00:02:07,724 --> 00:02:08,424 cars don't exist, right? 100 00:02:08,458 --> 00:02:09,191 Yes! 101 00:02:09,226 --> 00:02:09,925 You ride bikes or 102 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:10,760 double-decker bikes. 103 00:02:10,794 --> 00:02:11,594 They ride unicycles. 104 00:02:11,628 --> 00:02:12,461 They ride the tram. 105 00:02:12,496 --> 00:02:13,429 They ride skateboards. 106 00:02:13,463 --> 00:02:13,896 Yes! 107 00:02:13,930 --> 00:02:15,598 ♪ Dream of the '90s 108 00:02:15,632 --> 00:02:17,900 ♪ is alive in Portland 109 00:02:17,934 --> 00:02:19,101 my flannel shirt 110 00:02:19,136 --> 00:02:22,038 still looked fine 111 00:02:22,072 --> 00:02:23,572 ♪ dream of the '90s 112 00:02:23,607 --> 00:02:25,775 ♪ is alive in Portland 113 00:02:29,946 --> 00:02:31,514 ♪ dream of the '90s 114 00:02:31,548 --> 00:02:33,482 ♪ is alive in Portland 115 00:02:33,517 --> 00:02:35,551 ♪ in Portland 116 00:02:35,585 --> 00:02:36,452 in Portland, you can go 117 00:02:36,486 --> 00:02:37,320 to a record store, 118 00:02:37,354 --> 00:02:38,321 and sell your CDs. 119 00:02:38,355 --> 00:02:40,189 Turn that dirty clown frown 120 00:02:40,223 --> 00:02:42,825 right upside down 121 00:02:42,859 --> 00:02:44,226 in Portland, you can 122 00:02:44,261 --> 00:02:45,227 put a bird on something 123 00:02:45,262 --> 00:02:46,095 and call it art. 124 00:02:46,129 --> 00:02:47,296 The dream of the '90s 125 00:02:47,331 --> 00:02:49,465 is alive in Portland 126 00:02:49,499 --> 00:02:54,103 Portland 127 00:02:54,137 --> 00:02:56,539 hey, I made it. 128 00:02:56,573 --> 00:02:58,274 Yeah, you're a little late. 129 00:02:58,308 --> 00:02:59,508 Sorry. 130 00:02:59,543 --> 00:03:00,309 You're also a little 131 00:03:00,344 --> 00:03:01,744 San Francisco, right now. 132 00:03:01,778 --> 00:03:03,579 If you know what I mean. 133 00:03:03,613 --> 00:03:05,381 Sorry. 134 00:03:05,415 --> 00:03:06,615 Much better. 135 00:03:06,650 --> 00:03:07,583 Welcome to Portland. 136 00:03:07,617 --> 00:03:08,984 Thank you. 137 00:03:09,019 --> 00:03:10,486 The dream of the '90s 138 00:03:10,520 --> 00:03:12,788 is alive in Portland. 139 00:03:18,060 --> 00:03:23,731 Sync by n17t01, corrected by testexam www.addic7ed.com 140 00:03:55,565 --> 00:03:56,198 Thank you for buying me 141 00:03:56,233 --> 00:03:56,999 that bag the other day. 142 00:03:57,033 --> 00:03:58,367 Ahh... come on, 143 00:03:58,402 --> 00:03:59,802 it's more for me than you. 144 00:03:59,803 --> 00:03:59,835 It's more for me than you. 145 00:03:59,870 --> 00:04:01,904 God, you have beautiful eyes. 146 00:04:01,938 --> 00:04:03,372 Everyone tells me that. 147 00:04:03,407 --> 00:04:04,039 I'm the only one 148 00:04:04,074 --> 00:04:05,074 that's told you that. 149 00:04:05,108 --> 00:04:05,775 No, I don't mean like 150 00:04:05,809 --> 00:04:06,609 in a flirty way, but people 151 00:04:06,643 --> 00:04:07,676 when I was kid like, 152 00:04:07,711 --> 00:04:08,944 "you've got great eyes". 153 00:04:08,979 --> 00:04:10,746 It's like, "I'm just a guy." 154 00:04:10,781 --> 00:04:12,181 You're my guy. 155 00:04:12,215 --> 00:04:14,617 I am your guy. 156 00:04:14,651 --> 00:04:15,484 Dana: Hey, guys. 157 00:04:15,519 --> 00:04:16,652 Hello. 158 00:04:16,686 --> 00:04:17,887 My name is Dana, I'll be, 159 00:04:17,921 --> 00:04:19,722 uh, taking care of you today. 160 00:04:19,756 --> 00:04:20,523 If you have any questions 161 00:04:20,557 --> 00:04:21,223 about the menu, 162 00:04:21,258 --> 00:04:22,425 please let me know. 163 00:04:22,459 --> 00:04:23,192 I guess I do have 164 00:04:23,226 --> 00:04:24,927 a question about the chicken 165 00:04:24,961 --> 00:04:25,828 if you could just tell us 166 00:04:25,862 --> 00:04:26,796 a little more about it. 167 00:04:26,830 --> 00:04:27,863 Uh, the chicken is 168 00:04:27,898 --> 00:04:28,998 a heritage breed, 169 00:04:29,032 --> 00:04:31,033 a woodland raised chicken, 170 00:04:31,067 --> 00:04:32,668 that's been fed a diet of 171 00:04:32,702 --> 00:04:34,170 sheep's milk, soy, 172 00:04:34,204 --> 00:04:35,271 and hazelnuts. 173 00:04:35,305 --> 00:04:36,005 I guess this is, 174 00:04:36,039 --> 00:04:36,872 this is local? 175 00:04:36,907 --> 00:04:38,641 Yes, absolutely. 176 00:04:38,675 --> 00:04:39,175 I'm gonna ask you 177 00:04:39,209 --> 00:04:39,842 just one more time. 178 00:04:39,876 --> 00:04:40,676 It's local? 179 00:04:40,710 --> 00:04:41,744 It is. 180 00:04:41,745 --> 00:04:43,179 Is that USDA organic 181 00:04:43,213 --> 00:04:44,079 or Oregon organic 182 00:04:44,114 --> 00:04:45,214 or Portland organic? 183 00:04:45,248 --> 00:04:46,081 It's just all across 184 00:04:46,116 --> 00:04:47,216 the board organic. 185 00:04:47,250 --> 00:04:48,150 The hazelnuts, 186 00:04:48,185 --> 00:04:49,318 these are local? 187 00:04:49,352 --> 00:04:50,419 How big is the area 188 00:04:50,454 --> 00:04:51,153 where the chickens 189 00:04:51,188 --> 00:04:52,254 are able to roam free? 190 00:04:52,289 --> 00:04:53,289 I am sorry to interrupt. 191 00:04:53,323 --> 00:04:54,590 I had that exact same question? 192 00:04:54,624 --> 00:04:55,624 Four acres. 193 00:04:55,659 --> 00:04:56,592 Hmm... 194 00:04:56,626 --> 00:04:57,793 Give me just a second. 195 00:04:57,828 --> 00:04:58,661 I'll be right back, okay? 196 00:04:58,695 --> 00:04:59,428 Okay. 197 00:04:59,463 --> 00:05:00,529 Okay. 198 00:05:00,564 --> 00:05:01,230 She's nice. 199 00:05:01,264 --> 00:05:01,897 You were doing 200 00:05:01,932 --> 00:05:02,731 the right thing. 201 00:05:02,766 --> 00:05:03,432 I'm too apologetic. 202 00:05:03,467 --> 00:05:04,400 You are. 203 00:05:04,434 --> 00:05:05,367 I-I drove way too slow 204 00:05:05,402 --> 00:05:06,335 here today, didn't I? 205 00:05:06,369 --> 00:05:07,636 Yeah. 206 00:05:07,671 --> 00:05:08,571 I'm so weird 207 00:05:08,605 --> 00:05:09,705 with that gas pedal. 208 00:05:09,739 --> 00:05:10,940 The thing just moves the whole 209 00:05:10,974 --> 00:05:12,241 vehicle forward and... 210 00:05:12,275 --> 00:05:13,509 all right, so here is 211 00:05:13,543 --> 00:05:14,944 the chicken you'll be 212 00:05:14,978 --> 00:05:16,378 enjoying tonight. 213 00:05:16,413 --> 00:05:17,346 You have this information? 214 00:05:17,380 --> 00:05:18,214 This is fantastic. 215 00:05:18,248 --> 00:05:19,014 Absolutely. 216 00:05:19,049 --> 00:05:20,516 Ah, his name was Colin. 217 00:05:20,550 --> 00:05:21,784 Here are his papers. 218 00:05:21,818 --> 00:05:22,551 Okay? 219 00:05:22,586 --> 00:05:23,519 That's great. 220 00:05:23,553 --> 00:05:24,320 He-he looks like a happy 221 00:05:24,354 --> 00:05:25,421 little guy runs around. 222 00:05:25,455 --> 00:05:26,355 A lot of friends? 223 00:05:26,389 --> 00:05:27,456 Other chickens as friends. 224 00:05:27,491 --> 00:05:28,858 Putting his little wing 225 00:05:28,892 --> 00:05:29,859 around another one, 226 00:05:29,893 --> 00:05:30,726 and kind of like 227 00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:31,460 palling around. 228 00:05:31,495 --> 00:05:32,361 You know, I don't know 229 00:05:32,395 --> 00:05:33,395 that I can speak to that level 230 00:05:33,430 --> 00:05:34,730 of, uh, intimate knowledge 231 00:05:34,764 --> 00:05:35,731 about him. 232 00:05:35,765 --> 00:05:36,799 Um, they do a lot 233 00:05:36,833 --> 00:05:37,900 to make sure their chickens, 234 00:05:37,934 --> 00:05:40,369 uh, are very happy. 235 00:05:40,403 --> 00:05:41,203 When you say "they," 236 00:05:41,238 --> 00:05:42,371 I mean, who are these people 237 00:05:42,405 --> 00:05:43,439 raising Colin? 238 00:05:43,473 --> 00:05:44,306 It's a farm that's located 239 00:05:44,341 --> 00:05:45,975 about, uh, 30 Miles South 240 00:05:46,009 --> 00:05:46,809 of Portland. 241 00:05:46,843 --> 00:05:48,677 And-and-and... 242 00:05:48,712 --> 00:05:50,679 and you feel, 243 00:05:50,714 --> 00:05:51,914 and-and-and you have 244 00:05:51,948 --> 00:05:52,715 a good relationship 245 00:05:52,749 --> 00:05:53,549 with this farm? 246 00:05:53,583 --> 00:05:54,350 We do. 247 00:05:54,384 --> 00:05:55,050 It's not some guy 248 00:05:55,085 --> 00:05:56,452 on a yacht who lives in Miami. 249 00:05:56,486 --> 00:05:57,553 Oh, goodness, no! 250 00:05:57,587 --> 00:05:58,554 Saying that he's organic. 251 00:05:58,588 --> 00:06:00,122 It tears at the core 252 00:06:00,156 --> 00:06:01,056 of my being the idea 253 00:06:01,091 --> 00:06:02,157 of someone just cashing in 254 00:06:02,192 --> 00:06:03,626 on a trend like organic. 255 00:06:03,660 --> 00:06:04,426 No, I know the type. 256 00:06:04,461 --> 00:06:05,261 No. 257 00:06:05,295 --> 00:06:06,128 Um, tell you what, 258 00:06:06,162 --> 00:06:06,896 we're gonna go check it out, 259 00:06:06,930 --> 00:06:07,596 if you don't mind. 260 00:06:07,631 --> 00:06:08,364 Just if you could 261 00:06:08,398 --> 00:06:09,198 just hold our seats. 262 00:06:09,232 --> 00:06:10,065 Oh, now... now? 263 00:06:10,100 --> 00:06:10,900 Yeah. 264 00:06:10,934 --> 00:06:11,700 We'll be right back. 265 00:06:11,735 --> 00:06:12,668 We want to make sure... 266 00:06:12,702 --> 00:06:13,569 thank you so much, Dana. 267 00:06:13,603 --> 00:06:15,905 Sure-sure. 268 00:06:26,416 --> 00:06:26,916 Fred: Check my email 269 00:06:26,950 --> 00:06:28,551 really quick. 270 00:06:28,585 --> 00:06:29,919 Oh, my God... 271 00:06:29,953 --> 00:06:30,753 Puffington host 272 00:06:30,787 --> 00:06:32,488 has the top ten... 273 00:06:32,522 --> 00:06:34,223 one more text. 274 00:06:34,224 --> 00:06:34,256 One more text. 275 00:06:34,291 --> 00:06:35,624 Software update. 276 00:06:35,659 --> 00:06:36,358 I got to watch these movies, 277 00:06:36,393 --> 00:06:37,393 and I got to return. 278 00:06:37,427 --> 00:06:39,228 Help... Carrie? 279 00:06:39,262 --> 00:06:41,630 Got to check my texts, email. 280 00:06:41,665 --> 00:06:42,531 Carrie: Fred? 281 00:06:42,566 --> 00:06:44,199 Help... one more text. 282 00:06:44,234 --> 00:06:44,833 Got to watch all these movies 283 00:06:44,868 --> 00:06:45,834 before I have to return them. 284 00:06:45,869 --> 00:06:48,571 Up on my queue and... ha-ha-ha, 285 00:06:48,605 --> 00:06:50,372 top-ten family photos. 286 00:06:50,407 --> 00:06:52,074 Okay, just one more text. 287 00:06:52,108 --> 00:06:54,310 MP3s, DVR. 288 00:06:54,344 --> 00:06:55,177 Put it down. 289 00:06:55,211 --> 00:06:56,445 Check my Facebook update. 290 00:06:56,479 --> 00:06:57,346 Tumbler. 291 00:06:57,380 --> 00:06:58,847 Fred... wait... please. 292 00:06:58,882 --> 00:06:59,548 You know what's happening, 293 00:06:59,583 --> 00:07:00,382 right... you're spiraling. 294 00:07:00,417 --> 00:07:01,283 You're out of control. 295 00:07:01,318 --> 00:07:01,984 Yeah. 296 00:07:02,018 --> 00:07:02,885 There's too many things... 297 00:07:02,919 --> 00:07:04,420 I wanna check my texts. 298 00:07:04,454 --> 00:07:05,521 You're out, right? 299 00:07:05,555 --> 00:07:07,122 Help me, please. 300 00:07:07,157 --> 00:07:07,890 I'm trying to. 301 00:07:07,924 --> 00:07:10,960 Please help me out. 302 00:07:10,994 --> 00:07:11,994 Will you help me? 303 00:07:12,028 --> 00:07:12,795 Yes. 304 00:07:12,829 --> 00:07:14,530 Please help me. 305 00:07:14,564 --> 00:07:15,831 Text. 306 00:07:15,865 --> 00:07:18,400 [ Mumbling ] 307 00:07:18,435 --> 00:07:22,471 Fred. 308 00:07:22,505 --> 00:07:23,939 What is this? 309 00:07:23,974 --> 00:07:24,807 Fred... 310 00:07:24,841 --> 00:07:25,874 That's you in High School. 311 00:07:25,909 --> 00:07:26,842 That's you before computers 312 00:07:26,876 --> 00:07:28,744 and Internet and iPads 313 00:07:28,778 --> 00:07:30,245 and YouTube and Tumbler. 314 00:07:30,280 --> 00:07:30,946 Before your fantasy 315 00:07:30,981 --> 00:07:31,880 baseball league, 316 00:07:31,915 --> 00:07:33,148 before your Netflix queue... 317 00:07:33,183 --> 00:07:33,849 which I have to watch. 318 00:07:33,883 --> 00:07:34,550 No. 319 00:07:34,584 --> 00:07:35,818 Look how happy you look. 320 00:07:35,852 --> 00:07:38,687 You're in a technology loop. 321 00:07:38,722 --> 00:07:39,488 Okay... 322 00:07:39,522 --> 00:07:40,823 What should we do? 323 00:07:40,857 --> 00:07:42,424 Welcome to mind-fi. 324 00:07:42,459 --> 00:07:43,292 Carrie, what's that? 325 00:07:43,326 --> 00:07:44,259 It's mind-fi. 326 00:07:44,294 --> 00:07:45,294 I just installed it. 327 00:07:45,328 --> 00:07:46,061 It's like Wi-fi 328 00:07:46,096 --> 00:07:47,129 but for our thoughts. 329 00:07:47,163 --> 00:07:47,930 Now you can let go of 330 00:07:47,964 --> 00:07:49,331 all your electronic devices 331 00:07:49,366 --> 00:07:50,833 and just be free in your mind. 332 00:07:50,867 --> 00:07:51,500 Cool. 333 00:07:51,534 --> 00:07:52,368 How does it work? 334 00:07:52,402 --> 00:07:53,168 Hey, have you ever wondered 335 00:07:53,203 --> 00:07:53,902 what the hottest celebs 336 00:07:53,937 --> 00:07:54,637 are up to? 337 00:07:54,671 --> 00:07:55,504 What? 338 00:07:55,538 --> 00:07:56,372 Just think key word "gossip" 339 00:07:56,406 --> 00:07:56,805 to get the latest... 340 00:07:56,840 --> 00:07:57,373 oh, no! 341 00:07:57,407 --> 00:07:58,140 Ooh, I'm gonna think 342 00:07:58,174 --> 00:07:58,807 about that. 343 00:07:58,842 --> 00:07:59,608 Do not think about 344 00:07:59,643 --> 00:08:00,542 that, Fred. 345 00:08:00,577 --> 00:08:03,879 Now transferring to... 346 00:08:03,913 --> 00:08:05,047 Fred? 347 00:08:05,081 --> 00:08:07,650 Fred? 348 00:08:07,684 --> 00:08:11,253 [ Laughing ] 349 00:08:11,254 --> 00:08:13,353 [ "Chopsticks" plays ] 350 00:08:19,849 --> 00:08:21,250 What are you drinking? 351 00:08:21,284 --> 00:08:23,218 Uh, it's cap-a-tu-tu-tu-tea. 352 00:08:23,253 --> 00:08:24,052 It helps clear out 353 00:08:24,087 --> 00:08:26,188 my tear ducts, and keeps 354 00:08:26,222 --> 00:08:28,123 my skin nice and dry. 355 00:08:28,157 --> 00:08:29,191 It tastes like soot 356 00:08:29,225 --> 00:08:31,193 and hot water. 357 00:08:31,227 --> 00:08:31,860 It looks like 358 00:08:31,894 --> 00:08:33,161 a stillbirth. 359 00:08:33,196 --> 00:08:34,663 I'm hooked. 360 00:08:34,697 --> 00:08:36,164 Addiction isn't funny. 361 00:08:36,199 --> 00:08:39,534 Sure it is. 362 00:08:39,569 --> 00:08:41,103 Hi, hello. 363 00:08:41,137 --> 00:08:42,838 Hi. 364 00:08:55,818 --> 00:08:56,518 Hello. 365 00:08:56,552 --> 00:08:57,552 Hi... 366 00:08:57,587 --> 00:08:58,587 We have a strict rule 367 00:08:58,621 --> 00:08:59,288 that you can't use 368 00:08:59,322 --> 00:09:00,422 the restroom unless 369 00:09:00,456 --> 00:09:01,690 you're a paying customer. 370 00:09:01,724 --> 00:09:02,591 Uh-huh. 371 00:09:02,625 --> 00:09:03,292 It's clearly stated 372 00:09:03,326 --> 00:09:04,059 on the door. 373 00:09:04,093 --> 00:09:04,793 Oh, that's what that... 374 00:09:04,827 --> 00:09:05,661 oh, you know, when I went in, 375 00:09:05,695 --> 00:09:07,029 uh, the number four threw me. 376 00:09:07,063 --> 00:09:08,063 I was like... 377 00:09:08,097 --> 00:09:09,498 you-you couldn't read it? 378 00:09:09,532 --> 00:09:10,499 I spell things out. 379 00:09:10,533 --> 00:09:12,067 So when people use numbers 380 00:09:12,101 --> 00:09:13,935 to, you know... 381 00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:14,903 what people? 382 00:09:14,937 --> 00:09:16,571 Wh-what people do you mean? 383 00:09:16,606 --> 00:09:17,873 You know, well like you do. 384 00:09:17,907 --> 00:09:18,874 Like-like... 385 00:09:18,908 --> 00:09:20,409 Women? 386 00:09:20,443 --> 00:09:22,110 Well, I'm not, I'm not, uh, 387 00:09:22,145 --> 00:09:24,379 I wasn't being, you know... 388 00:09:24,414 --> 00:09:25,681 No, we don't know. 389 00:09:25,715 --> 00:09:26,481 I'm sorry that I used 390 00:09:26,516 --> 00:09:27,549 your bathroom, and I'm in 391 00:09:27,583 --> 00:09:28,350 this neighborhood a lot. 392 00:09:28,384 --> 00:09:29,418 Next time I'm in, I, 393 00:09:29,452 --> 00:09:31,019 you know, uh, you want me 394 00:09:31,054 --> 00:09:31,887 to buy something now? 395 00:09:31,921 --> 00:09:32,921 Yes. 396 00:09:32,955 --> 00:09:34,089 Next time is now. 397 00:09:34,123 --> 00:09:34,823 This is good. 398 00:09:34,857 --> 00:09:36,091 "She's no lady." 399 00:09:36,125 --> 00:09:37,359 That's actually a series. 400 00:09:37,393 --> 00:09:38,994 So there's another 14. 401 00:09:39,028 --> 00:09:40,495 So you've got to subscribe. 402 00:09:40,530 --> 00:09:41,730 Yeah, I just want this one. 403 00:09:41,764 --> 00:09:42,798 It's a series book. 404 00:09:42,832 --> 00:09:43,532 So those are... 405 00:09:43,566 --> 00:09:44,166 that's the thing. 406 00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:44,900 Book 13 you find out 407 00:09:44,934 --> 00:09:46,068 she is a lady, 408 00:09:46,102 --> 00:09:48,270 and it pains me to imagine 409 00:09:48,304 --> 00:09:49,171 you not knowing 410 00:09:49,205 --> 00:09:50,772 her journey. 411 00:09:50,807 --> 00:09:51,673 That's how that the author... 412 00:09:51,708 --> 00:09:52,407 I'm not, I'm not even 413 00:09:52,442 --> 00:09:53,208 really gonna read this. 414 00:09:53,242 --> 00:09:54,009 I just... 415 00:09:54,043 --> 00:09:54,676 well, then 416 00:09:54,711 --> 00:09:56,244 why are you buying it? 417 00:09:56,279 --> 00:09:57,612 You said, um, 418 00:09:57,647 --> 00:09:58,380 I had to buy something. 419 00:09:58,414 --> 00:09:59,114 Sir, sir, sir. 420 00:09:59,148 --> 00:10:00,048 Would you go into puzzle store 421 00:10:00,083 --> 00:10:01,516 and buy one puzzle piece? 422 00:10:01,551 --> 00:10:02,117 Where is there 423 00:10:02,151 --> 00:10:03,151 a puzzle store? 424 00:10:03,186 --> 00:10:03,952 There's one on Hawthorn, 425 00:10:03,986 --> 00:10:04,753 and there's one downtown 426 00:10:04,787 --> 00:10:05,587 on southwest Broadway. 427 00:10:05,621 --> 00:10:07,089 The puzzle people... 428 00:10:07,123 --> 00:10:08,523 okay, can I buy something? 429 00:10:08,558 --> 00:10:10,325 Sure, we'll think about it. 430 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:11,259 Yeah, can I just buy 431 00:10:11,294 --> 00:10:12,227 this wrist band and... 432 00:10:12,261 --> 00:10:13,028 it's not a wrist band. 433 00:10:13,062 --> 00:10:14,763 This is a coffee cozy. 434 00:10:14,797 --> 00:10:15,497 Okay. 435 00:10:15,531 --> 00:10:16,565 Is this the one you want? 436 00:10:16,599 --> 00:10:18,734 Ye-yeah. 437 00:10:18,768 --> 00:10:19,501 You know what that is? 438 00:10:19,535 --> 00:10:20,602 It's a rotary phone. 439 00:10:20,636 --> 00:10:22,037 You would have to do a zero, 440 00:10:22,071 --> 00:10:22,604 and it would go 441 00:10:22,638 --> 00:10:23,505 all the way around, 442 00:10:23,539 --> 00:10:24,373 and it took forever. 443 00:10:24,407 --> 00:10:25,240 How much is that? 444 00:10:25,274 --> 00:10:26,341 I'm sorry, 445 00:10:26,376 --> 00:10:27,743 I'm just telling her a story. 446 00:10:27,777 --> 00:10:29,378 And you'd be able 447 00:10:29,412 --> 00:10:30,445 to hear in your house 448 00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:31,413 who was making phone calls 449 00:10:31,447 --> 00:10:33,181 by how long the dials were. 450 00:10:33,216 --> 00:10:33,815 I'll give you 20 bucks 451 00:10:33,850 --> 00:10:34,683 for it. 452 00:10:34,717 --> 00:10:36,084 Oh, I don't think it's... no. 453 00:10:36,119 --> 00:10:36,918 Twenty dollars right now... 454 00:10:36,953 --> 00:10:37,719 It's only $12. 455 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:38,387 It's only $12. 456 00:10:38,421 --> 00:10:39,421 Oh, that's great. 457 00:10:39,455 --> 00:10:40,288 So we have find the change 458 00:10:40,323 --> 00:10:41,323 and everything. 459 00:10:41,357 --> 00:10:42,691 No-no-no... I'll give you 15. 460 00:10:42,725 --> 00:10:43,992 We're non-for-profit, sir. 461 00:10:44,026 --> 00:10:45,193 This is not a back alley, 462 00:10:45,228 --> 00:10:47,496 hooker, pimp transaction. 463 00:10:47,530 --> 00:10:48,263 Do I look like a pimp 464 00:10:48,297 --> 00:10:49,030 to you? 465 00:10:49,065 --> 00:10:50,432 When a man pulls out money 466 00:10:50,466 --> 00:10:51,900 away from a register, 467 00:10:51,934 --> 00:10:56,705 I have to wonder. 468 00:10:56,739 --> 00:10:58,340 Let's go ring you up. 469 00:10:58,374 --> 00:11:00,242 No, we'll get you change. 470 00:11:01,844 --> 00:11:03,512 [ Indistinct chatter ] 471 00:11:03,546 --> 00:11:04,479 But did you look close. 472 00:11:04,514 --> 00:11:05,414 It's sewn with human hair. 473 00:11:05,448 --> 00:11:06,148 No, way. 474 00:11:06,182 --> 00:11:07,549 Okay. 475 00:11:07,583 --> 00:11:08,216 I'll just ring you up 476 00:11:08,251 --> 00:11:09,217 for this. 477 00:11:09,252 --> 00:11:09,985 $12. 478 00:11:10,019 --> 00:11:12,521 Um, instead of buying that, 479 00:11:12,555 --> 00:11:13,555 you could take 480 00:11:13,589 --> 00:11:15,190 a class instead. 481 00:11:15,224 --> 00:11:17,325 Uhh, wouldn't you like that? 482 00:11:17,360 --> 00:11:18,326 There's the Tucker Max 483 00:11:18,361 --> 00:11:19,828 protest organizing. 484 00:11:19,862 --> 00:11:20,629 I just really want to buy 485 00:11:20,663 --> 00:11:22,130 the thing and, uh... 486 00:11:22,165 --> 00:11:22,964 If you're not outraged, 487 00:11:22,999 --> 00:11:25,200 you're not paying attention. 488 00:11:25,234 --> 00:11:26,601 You know what? 489 00:11:26,636 --> 00:11:29,304 I'm outraged, right now. 490 00:11:29,338 --> 00:11:29,971 Have you gone to 491 00:11:30,006 --> 00:11:30,972 the vegan bakery? 492 00:11:31,007 --> 00:11:32,073 No, I've not been there. 493 00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:32,841 It's awful. 494 00:11:32,875 --> 00:11:33,575 They have these cup... 495 00:11:33,609 --> 00:11:35,243 breakfast cupcakes, 496 00:11:35,278 --> 00:11:36,445 and I swear it tasted 497 00:11:36,479 --> 00:11:37,779 like sand. 498 00:11:37,814 --> 00:11:38,547 I was like, "excuse me, 499 00:11:38,581 --> 00:11:39,347 "this is very sandy," 500 00:11:39,382 --> 00:11:40,081 and I asked them what them, 501 00:11:40,116 --> 00:11:40,949 "what did you put in it", 502 00:11:40,983 --> 00:11:41,750 and you know what they said 503 00:11:41,784 --> 00:11:43,018 to me... "sand." 504 00:11:43,052 --> 00:11:43,618 You're not gonna let me 505 00:11:43,653 --> 00:11:44,386 buy anything are you? 506 00:11:44,420 --> 00:11:45,454 We are, sir. 507 00:11:45,488 --> 00:11:46,021 We're ringing you up 508 00:11:46,055 --> 00:11:47,522 right now, sir. 509 00:11:47,557 --> 00:11:48,323 Fine. 510 00:11:48,357 --> 00:11:49,090 I don't... I think 511 00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:49,958 you're looking in 512 00:11:49,992 --> 00:11:51,393 the wrong folder for that. 513 00:11:51,427 --> 00:11:52,761 Can I just leave this here? 514 00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:54,396 We need change for that. 515 00:11:54,430 --> 00:11:55,263 We need change for that. 516 00:11:55,298 --> 00:11:55,964 Uh, do you have a tip jar? 517 00:11:55,998 --> 00:11:56,765 No, no, no. 518 00:11:56,799 --> 00:11:58,233 What do I look like? 519 00:11:58,267 --> 00:11:59,935 Somebody that works for tips? 520 00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:00,602 What would happen if 521 00:12:00,636 --> 00:12:01,736 I just walked out? 522 00:12:01,771 --> 00:12:03,238 I would chase you down, 523 00:12:03,272 --> 00:12:04,072 and I'd scratch the back 524 00:12:04,106 --> 00:12:06,074 of your neck so hard, 525 00:12:06,108 --> 00:12:07,108 and I'd call the authorities, 526 00:12:07,143 --> 00:12:07,676 and I'd say, 527 00:12:07,710 --> 00:12:09,144 "this man just shoplifted," 528 00:12:09,178 --> 00:12:14,649 and I don't wanna do that. 529 00:12:14,684 --> 00:12:15,550 You know what? 530 00:12:15,585 --> 00:12:16,284 I-I have to go to 531 00:12:16,319 --> 00:12:17,118 the bathroom again. 532 00:12:17,153 --> 00:12:18,286 I've been here that long. 533 00:12:18,321 --> 00:12:19,120 Okay. 534 00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:20,522 We'll get you some change, sir. 535 00:12:20,556 --> 00:12:21,490 Let's go to the bank 536 00:12:21,524 --> 00:12:22,491 and get change. 537 00:12:22,525 --> 00:12:23,625 Yeah. 538 00:12:23,659 --> 00:12:24,392 I hope they don't 539 00:12:24,427 --> 00:12:25,427 get annoyed with us again. 540 00:12:25,461 --> 00:12:26,061 I know, we've been there 541 00:12:26,095 --> 00:12:27,562 three times today. 542 00:12:27,597 --> 00:12:28,430 I think we should start 543 00:12:28,464 --> 00:12:29,531 selling scones. 544 00:12:29,565 --> 00:12:31,900 Just jam and butter and cream... 545 00:12:31,934 --> 00:12:33,435 a mushroom scone. 546 00:12:44,013 --> 00:12:46,481 Oh, come on. 547 00:12:46,516 --> 00:12:48,283 Really? 548 00:12:54,848 --> 00:12:55,714 Peter: Hi, hello. 549 00:12:55,749 --> 00:12:56,415 Nance: Hello. 550 00:12:56,449 --> 00:12:57,249 How are ya. 551 00:12:57,283 --> 00:12:57,950 Hey, we're here 552 00:12:57,984 --> 00:12:58,650 from the restaurant. 553 00:12:58,685 --> 00:12:59,318 We called ahead. 554 00:12:59,352 --> 00:13:00,386 Oh, of course. 555 00:13:00,420 --> 00:13:01,186 Um, so we were just 556 00:13:01,221 --> 00:13:02,121 ordering, and we just 557 00:13:02,155 --> 00:13:03,088 wanted to make sure 558 00:13:03,123 --> 00:13:04,256 that the animals were being 559 00:13:04,290 --> 00:13:05,391 ethically treated, 560 00:13:05,425 --> 00:13:06,358 and more importantly, 561 00:13:06,393 --> 00:13:07,126 that the farms were, you know, 562 00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:08,594 like ethical people. 563 00:13:08,628 --> 00:13:09,528 It's just important to us. 564 00:13:09,562 --> 00:13:10,763 Oh, of course. 565 00:13:10,797 --> 00:13:12,031 Have you met Aliki? 566 00:13:12,065 --> 00:13:13,632 Uh, no, we haven't. 567 00:13:13,666 --> 00:13:16,235 Um, he's just up there. 568 00:13:16,269 --> 00:13:17,903 Aliki: Delightful doesn't it? 569 00:13:17,937 --> 00:13:18,871 That's him, huh? 570 00:13:18,905 --> 00:13:20,606 Hi. 571 00:13:20,640 --> 00:13:22,474 Who uh... let's see 572 00:13:22,509 --> 00:13:24,176 what we have here. 573 00:13:27,614 --> 00:13:29,614 [ Music ] 574 00:13:38,024 --> 00:13:39,191 Anyway, well, 575 00:13:39,225 --> 00:13:41,226 it looks really nice. 576 00:13:41,261 --> 00:13:42,761 Why don't I show you around? 577 00:13:42,796 --> 00:13:43,862 Oh, yeah, you know, 578 00:13:43,897 --> 00:13:45,230 we'd love a tour. 579 00:13:45,265 --> 00:13:46,331 I think that would be great. 580 00:13:46,366 --> 00:13:47,366 This is where Colin 581 00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:48,367 came from. 582 00:13:48,401 --> 00:13:49,268 Oh. 583 00:13:49,302 --> 00:13:50,235 Oh, yeah, this is, uh, 584 00:13:50,270 --> 00:13:51,203 this is a nice area. 585 00:13:51,237 --> 00:13:52,104 I like it. 586 00:13:52,138 --> 00:13:53,439 Quite a lot of room, huh? 587 00:13:53,473 --> 00:13:54,573 Yes, they need room 588 00:13:54,607 --> 00:13:55,674 to run free. 589 00:13:55,708 --> 00:13:56,809 Of course, yes. 590 00:13:56,843 --> 00:13:57,943 So much fresh air. 591 00:13:57,977 --> 00:13:58,744 Hi. 592 00:13:58,778 --> 00:13:59,611 Hello. 593 00:13:59,646 --> 00:14:00,446 I'm Peter. 594 00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:01,680 Hi, I'm Nance. 595 00:14:01,714 --> 00:14:02,581 Oh, I can't wait 596 00:14:02,615 --> 00:14:03,916 for you guys to meet Aliki. 597 00:14:03,950 --> 00:14:05,617 He's over there. 598 00:14:10,023 --> 00:14:11,957 Hello. 599 00:14:11,991 --> 00:14:13,258 Is he looking? 600 00:14:13,293 --> 00:14:15,327 I can't tell. 601 00:14:15,361 --> 00:14:17,229 Still looking. 602 00:14:23,603 --> 00:14:26,371 Come. 603 00:14:26,406 --> 00:14:27,172 Hi. 604 00:14:27,207 --> 00:14:28,073 Hi. 605 00:14:28,108 --> 00:14:29,041 Hi, how are you? 606 00:14:29,075 --> 00:14:29,775 I'm Peter. 607 00:14:29,809 --> 00:14:30,742 Aliki. 608 00:14:30,777 --> 00:14:31,577 Nance. 609 00:14:31,611 --> 00:14:32,377 What's it? 610 00:14:32,412 --> 00:14:33,445 Nance. 611 00:14:33,480 --> 00:14:34,213 Nice to meet you. 612 00:14:34,247 --> 00:14:35,047 Aliki. 613 00:14:35,081 --> 00:14:35,881 Great farm. 614 00:14:35,915 --> 00:14:36,715 We saw the chickens. 615 00:14:36,749 --> 00:14:37,449 Thank you. 616 00:14:37,484 --> 00:14:38,150 We're gonna order it. 617 00:14:38,184 --> 00:14:38,917 Yeah, we're loving it. 618 00:14:38,952 --> 00:14:39,685 Can't even believe 619 00:14:39,719 --> 00:14:40,519 we questioned it. 620 00:14:40,553 --> 00:14:41,553 Really great place. 621 00:14:41,588 --> 00:14:42,454 Good. 622 00:14:42,489 --> 00:14:43,489 A little speechless 623 00:14:43,523 --> 00:14:44,423 in meeting you. 624 00:14:44,457 --> 00:14:45,791 Oh, wow. 625 00:14:45,825 --> 00:14:47,025 Tremendous energy 626 00:14:47,060 --> 00:14:47,693 the second you came 627 00:14:47,727 --> 00:14:48,594 onto the farm. 628 00:14:48,628 --> 00:14:49,394 Geez, thanks. 629 00:14:49,429 --> 00:14:50,129 I'm just falling in love 630 00:14:50,163 --> 00:14:50,829 with this place. 631 00:14:50,864 --> 00:14:51,630 It's just beautiful. 632 00:14:51,664 --> 00:14:52,364 Yeah, we almost don't 633 00:14:52,398 --> 00:14:53,098 want to leave. 634 00:14:53,133 --> 00:14:54,299 Sorry, I... 635 00:14:54,334 --> 00:14:56,268 what color are your eyes? 636 00:14:56,302 --> 00:14:57,169 People have said things 637 00:14:57,203 --> 00:14:58,504 about your eyes before. 638 00:14:58,538 --> 00:15:00,005 I-I've been told a lot 639 00:15:00,039 --> 00:15:01,240 that I have pretty eyes. 640 00:15:01,274 --> 00:15:02,207 People have told me 641 00:15:02,242 --> 00:15:03,208 that my body looks like 642 00:15:03,243 --> 00:15:04,076 a melted candle 643 00:15:04,110 --> 00:15:04,910 or something. 644 00:15:04,944 --> 00:15:05,811 What? 645 00:15:05,845 --> 00:15:06,812 And I thought, 646 00:15:06,846 --> 00:15:07,980 "no I don't." 647 00:15:08,014 --> 00:15:08,680 I would love 648 00:15:08,715 --> 00:15:09,448 for you to stay. 649 00:15:09,482 --> 00:15:10,415 I mean, we're family here. 650 00:15:10,450 --> 00:15:11,450 We are just what we are. 651 00:15:11,484 --> 00:15:14,052 You know, a husband or a wife. 652 00:15:14,087 --> 00:15:15,354 You know, or a wife 653 00:15:15,388 --> 00:15:16,955 or a wife or a wife, 654 00:15:16,990 --> 00:15:18,390 wife, wife. 655 00:15:18,424 --> 00:15:19,191 You can be whatever 656 00:15:19,225 --> 00:15:20,025 you want to be. 657 00:15:20,059 --> 00:15:21,226 Just exist, and we'd love 658 00:15:21,261 --> 00:15:22,628 for you to stay. 659 00:15:22,662 --> 00:15:25,197 Do you want to stay? 660 00:15:25,231 --> 00:15:27,199 I do. 661 00:15:27,233 --> 00:15:28,233 You do. 662 00:15:28,268 --> 00:15:29,268 I do. 663 00:15:29,302 --> 00:15:30,369 We both do. 664 00:15:30,403 --> 00:15:33,005 We do, too. 665 00:15:33,039 --> 00:15:35,240 Come here. 666 00:16:04,037 --> 00:16:04,736 Stewart: What's up, 667 00:16:04,771 --> 00:16:05,437 Sherlock homies? 668 00:16:05,471 --> 00:16:06,104 Ready for another game 669 00:16:06,139 --> 00:16:07,072 of hide and seek? 670 00:16:07,106 --> 00:16:08,073 This isn't dodge ball. 671 00:16:08,107 --> 00:16:08,907 This isn't kick ball 672 00:16:08,942 --> 00:16:09,675 any of that nonsense. 673 00:16:09,709 --> 00:16:11,176 There's strategy to this. 674 00:16:11,211 --> 00:16:11,977 Remember your first spot 675 00:16:12,011 --> 00:16:12,611 that you see, 676 00:16:12,645 --> 00:16:14,246 isn't the first place you go. 677 00:16:14,280 --> 00:16:14,980 What was that last week? 678 00:16:15,014 --> 00:16:15,714 What did you hide behind? 679 00:16:15,748 --> 00:16:16,582 A newspaper? 680 00:16:16,616 --> 00:16:18,884 What is this... 1934? 681 00:16:18,918 --> 00:16:20,152 I was sad for myself 682 00:16:20,186 --> 00:16:21,086 that I know you. 683 00:16:21,120 --> 00:16:21,987 And where are you hiding? 684 00:16:22,021 --> 00:16:23,789 Behind your hair? 685 00:16:23,823 --> 00:16:24,623 So are there smoke breaks 686 00:16:24,657 --> 00:16:25,624 and stuff? 687 00:16:25,658 --> 00:16:26,425 You guys, get your heads 688 00:16:26,459 --> 00:16:28,126 in the game, okay? 689 00:16:28,161 --> 00:16:29,161 Seek. 690 00:16:29,195 --> 00:16:33,232 See, every... 691 00:16:33,266 --> 00:16:37,169 Every kind of spot. 692 00:16:37,203 --> 00:16:38,604 Okay, at the after party, 693 00:16:38,638 --> 00:16:39,871 one thing that would be fun, 694 00:16:39,906 --> 00:16:41,006 '80s karaoke. 695 00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:41,873 Yeah, I had this other idea. 696 00:16:41,908 --> 00:16:42,908 I was thinking like 697 00:16:42,942 --> 00:16:44,409 we can win a championship 698 00:16:44,444 --> 00:16:45,210 just once. 699 00:16:45,245 --> 00:16:45,877 You know, 700 00:16:45,912 --> 00:16:46,612 wouldn't that be crazy? 701 00:16:46,646 --> 00:16:47,479 It'd be like some kind of 702 00:16:47,513 --> 00:16:48,247 a fun thing to do. 703 00:16:48,248 --> 00:16:48,280 A fun thing to do. 704 00:16:48,314 --> 00:16:49,414 [ Whistle blows ] 705 00:16:49,415 --> 00:16:49,448 [ Whistle blows ] 706 00:16:49,482 --> 00:16:51,183 One vegan bacon cheeseburger. 707 00:16:51,217 --> 00:16:53,185 Two vegan bacon cheeseburgers. 708 00:16:53,219 --> 00:16:56,021 Ready or not, here we come. 709 00:17:01,127 --> 00:17:02,928 Found you... you're out. 710 00:17:02,962 --> 00:17:03,829 Hey, Stewart. 711 00:17:03,863 --> 00:17:04,596 What are you doing? 712 00:17:04,631 --> 00:17:05,230 Get out of here. 713 00:17:05,265 --> 00:17:06,064 I have a question 714 00:17:06,099 --> 00:17:06,932 about the after party. 715 00:17:06,966 --> 00:17:07,666 Could we bring people... 716 00:17:07,700 --> 00:17:08,467 time out. 717 00:17:08,501 --> 00:17:09,167 Hey, time out. 718 00:17:09,202 --> 00:17:10,269 Susan, there are rules to this. 719 00:17:10,303 --> 00:17:11,637 This was genius, 720 00:17:11,671 --> 00:17:13,005 and you just ruined it. 721 00:17:13,039 --> 00:17:14,473 Ref, can I get a ref? 722 00:17:14,507 --> 00:17:15,540 Uh, will you kindly state 723 00:17:15,575 --> 00:17:16,341 to my teammate 724 00:17:16,376 --> 00:17:17,142 what the rules are 725 00:17:17,176 --> 00:17:18,644 in this situation? 726 00:17:18,678 --> 00:17:19,511 Sure. 727 00:17:19,545 --> 00:17:20,779 Any player who happens upon 728 00:17:20,813 --> 00:17:21,947 another player's hiding spot 729 00:17:21,981 --> 00:17:23,081 must cede the territory 730 00:17:23,116 --> 00:17:24,650 to it's original founder. 731 00:17:24,684 --> 00:17:25,284 I didn't know. 732 00:17:25,318 --> 00:17:25,951 Okay. 733 00:17:25,985 --> 00:17:27,419 What are you doing later? 734 00:17:27,420 --> 00:17:27,452 What are you doing later? 735 00:17:27,487 --> 00:17:29,955 [ Whistle blows ] 736 00:17:33,459 --> 00:17:34,459 [ Clears throat ] 737 00:17:34,494 --> 00:17:35,427 Can I help you? 738 00:17:35,461 --> 00:17:36,361 I'm hiding. 739 00:17:36,396 --> 00:17:37,396 From what? 740 00:17:37,430 --> 00:17:38,130 Portland's adult 741 00:17:38,164 --> 00:17:39,431 hide and seek league. 742 00:17:39,465 --> 00:17:40,899 There's weirdo's everywhere. 743 00:17:40,933 --> 00:17:42,367 No, I'm not a weirdo. 744 00:17:42,402 --> 00:17:42,968 If you're talking, 745 00:17:43,002 --> 00:17:43,769 just make it look like 746 00:17:43,803 --> 00:17:44,603 you're talking to yourself, 747 00:17:44,637 --> 00:17:45,704 like you're a crazy person. 748 00:17:45,738 --> 00:17:47,005 Uh, no I won't. 749 00:17:47,040 --> 00:17:47,773 Why don't you just 750 00:17:47,807 --> 00:17:48,573 get a job and go to work 751 00:17:48,608 --> 00:17:49,875 like a normal person. 752 00:17:49,909 --> 00:17:51,209 I do work. 753 00:17:51,244 --> 00:17:52,210 I work at a co-op... 754 00:17:52,245 --> 00:17:53,845 like a hippy place. 755 00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:54,880 We are not like hippies 756 00:17:54,914 --> 00:17:55,580 at all. 757 00:17:55,615 --> 00:17:56,381 We like to think of ourselves 758 00:17:56,416 --> 00:17:57,416 as more alternative. 759 00:17:57,450 --> 00:17:58,684 So where do you live? 760 00:17:58,718 --> 00:17:59,217 I've got about 761 00:17:59,252 --> 00:17:59,951 three roommates 762 00:17:59,986 --> 00:18:00,886 up on the north side. 763 00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:01,586 It's kind of a house, 764 00:18:01,621 --> 00:18:02,621 but it's kind of 765 00:18:02,655 --> 00:18:03,455 falling apart. 766 00:18:03,489 --> 00:18:04,222 It's kind of a house, 767 00:18:04,257 --> 00:18:04,990 but it's kind of 768 00:18:05,024 --> 00:18:05,724 falling apart. 769 00:18:05,758 --> 00:18:06,491 Yes, ma'am. 770 00:18:06,526 --> 00:18:07,392 I think that describes 771 00:18:07,427 --> 00:18:08,327 your life right now, honey. 772 00:18:14,767 --> 00:18:15,967 American literature is clear. 773 00:18:16,002 --> 00:18:18,937 Arts and artists clear. 774 00:18:18,971 --> 00:18:19,905 Stewart, feel like we should 775 00:18:19,939 --> 00:18:21,340 make it official t-shirt 776 00:18:21,374 --> 00:18:22,741 like an after party t-shirt? 777 00:18:22,775 --> 00:18:23,508 Oh, I have a good design 778 00:18:23,543 --> 00:18:24,409 for the t-shirt. 779 00:18:24,444 --> 00:18:25,577 How about "we'll never 780 00:18:25,611 --> 00:18:26,945 "win this game as long as 781 00:18:26,979 --> 00:18:27,879 "we're obsessed with something 782 00:18:27,914 --> 00:18:29,514 "as stupid as an after party." 783 00:18:38,491 --> 00:18:39,691 Nice game, you guys. 784 00:18:39,726 --> 00:18:40,392 Thanks for showing me 785 00:18:40,426 --> 00:18:41,159 that rule and everything. 786 00:18:41,194 --> 00:18:41,893 I didn't know. 787 00:18:41,928 --> 00:18:42,728 You're welcome. 788 00:18:42,762 --> 00:18:43,195 Cheers. 789 00:18:43,229 --> 00:18:44,863 Hey, nobody found me. 790 00:18:44,897 --> 00:18:46,565 Oh, Stewart! 791 00:18:46,599 --> 00:18:47,699 Looks like we won 792 00:18:47,734 --> 00:18:48,533 a little bit. 793 00:18:48,568 --> 00:18:49,801 Oh, my gosh! 794 00:18:49,836 --> 00:18:50,902 Hey. 795 00:18:50,937 --> 00:18:51,903 You didn't win. 796 00:18:51,938 --> 00:18:53,238 I won. 797 00:18:53,272 --> 00:18:53,939 I've been hidin' 798 00:18:53,973 --> 00:18:56,408 since 1979. 799 00:18:56,442 --> 00:18:57,509 Wait a second, 800 00:18:57,543 --> 00:18:58,276 were you the guy 801 00:18:58,311 --> 00:18:59,344 in Ziggy high dust 802 00:18:59,379 --> 00:19:00,746 and the hiders from Mars? 803 00:19:00,780 --> 00:19:01,813 That's right. 804 00:19:01,848 --> 00:19:03,048 That's amazing. 805 00:19:03,082 --> 00:19:04,883 Where were you hiding? 806 00:19:04,917 --> 00:19:05,917 The most awesome spot 807 00:19:05,952 --> 00:19:07,419 you've ever seen. 808 00:19:07,453 --> 00:19:08,387 Whoa! 809 00:19:08,421 --> 00:19:09,121 I bet he was hiding 810 00:19:09,155 --> 00:19:11,056 right behind there? 811 00:19:11,090 --> 00:19:12,190 Wait a minute. 812 00:19:12,225 --> 00:19:13,358 He's gone. 813 00:19:13,393 --> 00:19:16,561 What? 814 00:19:16,596 --> 00:19:17,996 Oh, well, next week. 815 00:19:18,030 --> 00:19:18,864 Right? 816 00:19:18,898 --> 00:19:20,565 All right. 817 00:19:47,326 --> 00:19:49,127 Pete: I think he's gone. 818 00:19:49,161 --> 00:19:49,928 Nance: I think you're right. 819 00:19:49,962 --> 00:19:51,896 He's passed. 820 00:19:51,931 --> 00:19:54,933 Aliki: I'm dying soon. 821 00:19:54,967 --> 00:19:55,633 I wanted to say goodbye 822 00:19:55,668 --> 00:19:57,035 to you. 823 00:19:57,069 --> 00:20:00,338 Rachael, I stole your watch, 824 00:20:00,373 --> 00:20:00,905 and you're never 825 00:20:00,940 --> 00:20:02,440 getting it back. 826 00:20:02,475 --> 00:20:05,043 It's gone... forever. 827 00:20:05,077 --> 00:20:08,146 It's coming with me. 828 00:20:08,180 --> 00:20:10,448 Zoe... 829 00:20:16,455 --> 00:20:18,656 My beautiful Peter. 830 00:20:18,691 --> 00:20:19,657 I'm gonna miss 831 00:20:19,692 --> 00:20:21,026 touching my Peter, 832 00:20:21,060 --> 00:20:23,261 washing my Peter. 833 00:20:23,295 --> 00:20:24,829 I'm gonna miss you. 834 00:20:24,864 --> 00:20:28,233 Nance. 835 00:20:28,267 --> 00:20:29,634 You can be a real bitch. 836 00:20:29,668 --> 00:20:31,169 Please don't go. 837 00:20:31,203 --> 00:20:31,903 Nance, you're being 838 00:20:31,937 --> 00:20:32,837 a bitch. 839 00:20:32,872 --> 00:20:34,506 Okay? 840 00:20:34,540 --> 00:20:35,273 It's to bitchy of you 841 00:20:35,307 --> 00:20:36,775 to ask me to stay. 842 00:20:36,809 --> 00:20:38,410 I gotta go. 843 00:20:38,444 --> 00:20:41,046 Tell me to go. 844 00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:42,981 Don't be a bitch, Nance. 845 00:20:43,015 --> 00:20:46,117 Go... go! 846 00:20:46,152 --> 00:20:47,886 Thank you, Nance, 847 00:20:47,920 --> 00:20:48,686 for dialing your bitch down 848 00:20:48,721 --> 00:20:50,121 a little bit. 849 00:20:50,156 --> 00:20:53,291 That means a lot to me. 850 00:20:53,325 --> 00:20:55,126 You three, 851 00:20:55,161 --> 00:20:55,994 you're nice people, 852 00:20:56,028 --> 00:20:57,328 I'm sure. 853 00:20:57,363 --> 00:20:58,763 Ahh! 854 00:20:58,798 --> 00:20:59,931 Don't go. 855 00:20:59,965 --> 00:21:00,999 You're being a dumb bitch. 856 00:21:01,033 --> 00:21:02,633 Ohhh! 857 00:21:06,639 --> 00:21:07,405 What is this? 858 00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:08,440 Where are we? 859 00:21:08,474 --> 00:21:10,442 I'm wearin' a dress. 860 00:21:10,476 --> 00:21:11,242 We-we were gonna order 861 00:21:11,277 --> 00:21:12,210 the chicken, and-and the... 862 00:21:12,244 --> 00:21:13,344 the farm? 863 00:21:13,379 --> 00:21:14,546 Who are you people? 864 00:21:14,580 --> 00:21:15,914 Is this a cult? 865 00:21:15,948 --> 00:21:16,648 Look how you're dressed. 866 00:21:16,682 --> 00:21:17,582 You guys are brainwashed. 867 00:21:17,616 --> 00:21:19,517 You're being a dumb bitch. 868 00:21:19,552 --> 00:21:21,219 Let's get out of here. 869 00:21:25,658 --> 00:21:26,558 Uh, Dana? 870 00:21:26,592 --> 00:21:28,493 You still work here? 871 00:21:28,527 --> 00:21:29,494 Dana: Hi. 872 00:21:29,528 --> 00:21:30,395 Hi, how are you? 873 00:21:30,429 --> 00:21:31,429 Yeah, we actually decided 874 00:21:31,464 --> 00:21:32,363 against the chicken. 875 00:21:32,398 --> 00:21:33,064 We're gonna do 876 00:21:33,099 --> 00:21:33,865 two of the salmon. 877 00:21:33,899 --> 00:21:34,632 Thanks. 878 00:21:34,667 --> 00:21:35,467 Okay. 879 00:21:35,501 --> 00:21:36,835 And you know what? 880 00:21:36,869 --> 00:21:37,469 Can you tell us 881 00:21:37,503 --> 00:21:38,103 a little bit about 882 00:21:38,137 --> 00:21:39,170 the salmon? 883 00:21:39,205 --> 00:21:40,038 Yeah, we have like 884 00:21:40,072 --> 00:21:40,772 a million questions 885 00:21:40,806 --> 00:21:41,906 about it. 886 00:21:41,941 --> 00:21:43,041 Okay. 887 00:21:43,075 --> 00:21:44,676 When you come back. 888 00:21:51,251 --> 00:21:54,724 Sync by n17t01, corrected by testexam www.addic7ed.com 889 00:21:55,659 --> 00:21:56,820 You're still doing this? 890 00:21:56,855 --> 00:21:58,055 Stewart: Yes. 891 00:21:58,089 --> 00:21:59,023 What's so funny? 892 00:21:59,057 --> 00:21:59,990 You have a girlfriend? 893 00:22:00,025 --> 00:22:00,824 Should I ask? 894 00:22:00,859 --> 00:22:01,925 Uh, I don't at the moment. 895 00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:02,860 She broke up with me. 896 00:22:02,894 --> 00:22:03,927 Why am I not surprised. 897 00:22:03,962 --> 00:22:05,062 There's girls on this team. 898 00:22:05,096 --> 00:22:05,863 Are you interested 899 00:22:05,897 --> 00:22:06,864 in any of them? 900 00:22:06,898 --> 00:22:08,132 Secretly, yes, but I don't 901 00:22:08,166 --> 00:22:09,099 want to say anything. 902 00:22:09,134 --> 00:22:10,367 She's supposed to guess? 903 00:22:10,402 --> 00:22:11,402 She's supposed to guess. 904 00:22:11,436 --> 00:22:12,102 Women can't read minds, 905 00:22:12,137 --> 00:22:12,903 you know. 906 00:22:12,937 --> 00:22:13,670 If she read your mind, 907 00:22:13,705 --> 00:22:15,305 she'd be scared to death. 908 00:22:15,355 --> 00:22:19,905 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 52841

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