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(GRUNTING)
Ooh, good serve!
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Now pop it up, that's it.
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Spike it. Fucking spike it!
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(CROWD CHEER)
Yes! She spoke it.
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Go on, Germania!
Maybe have a little hug? Yeah!
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I'm impressed you're able to perv
from a distance. Cheers!
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I wish we could swap with Aurelius,
though, that jammy git!
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Ball, please.
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Ball boy!
Yes. Sorry. Ball man.
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We are a bit far from the action.
And the bogs.
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I've had to go in me cup.
Oh, no, Grumio!
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Oh-ho, dear! Help her up,
dust her down a bit maybe
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and a quick hug.
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Yow!
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I need another cup! Quick!
(GROANS)
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Yeah! When in Rome
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Do as the Romans do
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Far from home
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All I got is you
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If I had the choice,
I would probably go gymnast.
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You know they're all about 13?!
OK, fine, former gymnast.
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Here he is, look,
that one, the mushroom head.
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Salve, Grumio.
All right, Landlord?
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This gentleman here
is looking for you.
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What's he done?
The little 'un? Are you sure?
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Whatever he's damaged, eaten
or soiled, he'll reimburse you.
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Oh, no, it's nothing like that!
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I just wanted to come
and introduce myself.
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I'm Justin.
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Your dad.
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Look how you've grown! Not as much
as I'd expected, but still...
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So, how have you been, then, son?
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Yeah, not too bad, thanks.
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Sorry. Can we back up a bit?
You're his dad?
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I am. Justin Corvenus. Salve.
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As in, the guy who left him
on a hill as a baby?
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Blimey, he dunt muck about,
does he? I like it!
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He could've died.
Steady on! I'm not a monster!
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It was a good hill,
right by a diddy farmhouse.
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My house! Where my parents brought
him up because you couldn't be bothered!
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I never married her
but, yeah, you're right,
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I screwed up. Mea culpa.
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I'm sorry, son.
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That's why I want to make it right.
I see. Get to know you a bit.
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Take you to the Games,
be the dad you never had.
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Why now? I only found out where
he was when they done that census.
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Plus, I'm in town for work.
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What was that about the Games?
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I've got tickets for the boxing
tonight. You can all come!
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I say we give him a chance.
Right, yeah, I wonder why.
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Thank you, lad. I appreciate that.
He said he's sorry! I am so sorry.
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Look, I was a total knobhead.
But I'm a changed man.
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He's a changed man! How do you know?
Bloody 'ell, I'm confused.
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He's got boxing tickets!
Ringside.
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Ringside?
It's too little, too late.
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It's too much, too soon. Of course,
son, this must be a lot to take in.
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If you never want to see me again,
I'd understand.
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But if you feel like
giving your old man another chance
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and watching some blokes punch
the living shite out of each other,
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I will be bang up for that!
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...
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Not bad seats, eh?
They're all right.
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Pretzel?
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Please, son, it's only a pretzel.
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In the red corner,
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Sirus 'Tsunami' Secondus.
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(CHEERING)
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Go on, Sirus!
Go on, lad!
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In the blue corner, from Gaul,
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Raymond 'The Rooster' Roubideaux!
(CROWD JEER)
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Yes! Le bleu! No...
(CHEERS LOUDLY)
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(BELL RINGS)
Fight.
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I can't believe we're so close.
I can probably join in from here.
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About time having Grumio for a slave
had its perks.
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What do you mean, slave?
Is Grumio your slave?
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Yeah. Did I not mention that?
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No. I thought you were just friends.
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Oh. Yeah. Well, we're both.
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He's sort of like a brother to me.
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A brother that you own.
Huh...
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Grumio's an utterly shit slave,
if that helps.
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Why would that help?
Yeah. I dunno.
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It's not a big deal.
Honestly, it's a tiny deal.
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(CROWD CHEER)
Yes!
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Hit him again!
Hit him while he's down!
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Yes! Ooh!
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(BELL RINGS)
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Thank you very much.
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So, the night's still young.
Do you fancy ploughing on?
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I don't know, I'm a bit pooped.
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Cos I was thinking of hitting
an all-you-can-eat buffet. Mm.
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Yeah. I'm perking up a bit,
actually. Oh!
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I'm Roman culture,
having slaves is the done thing.
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Delphine!
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Oh, hey, Gregory!
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Comment ca va?
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D'accord. Tres magnifique.
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(CHATTERS IN FRENCH)
(LAUGHS)
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Hello.
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Oh! Sorry, Marcus. This is Gregory.
He's an old friend.
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Right. Nice to meet you.
You, too.
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(BOTH CHATTER IN FRENCH)
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(BOTH SPEAK RAPID FRENCH)
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I love the discus!
That's the plate-chucking one, right?
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Well, seven years of training
but, yeah, the plate-chucking one.
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What's your style, overarm, underarm?
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It's more of your classic
sidearm technique, so...
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Whoa-ho! You've got one hell
of a wingspan on you.
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You could tickle me
from round the corner. Oh! Ooh!
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I'm Camilla, by the way. Stylax.
Can I get you a glass of wine?
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I'll stick to the old bull powder.
I'm on a training regime.
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Ah, OK. That sounds tasty.
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It's pretty grim, to be honest.
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It's magic for building muscle,
if you want to try it.
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Turn that flab into abs.
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Whoa. I've got abs, man. I've got abs
coming out of my arsehole. Oh, really?
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Give us a feel, then.
Well...
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Come on!
(GIGGLES)
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Cracking place, this.
Oh, it's quality.
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And, crucially for me,
it's quantity.
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That's the beauty of a buffet.
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Look at you putting it away.
No doubting who your dad is.
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What about me mum,
was she a big eater?
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Big moaner, more like.
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No. She was always busting me balls
about growing the business.
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I had to get out in the end,
she was driving me barmy.
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What's your business, then?
I'll give you a clue.
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You have it hot when it's cold,
cold when it's hot,
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and you serve it with a ladle
straight out of a pot.
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It's soup. Oh, I like a bit of soup.
Well, who doesn't?
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And the profit margins are soup-erb!
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Oh, OK.
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I'm going to pitch me new one
tomorrow - ham and clam.
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That'll be dead good, because the flavours
work well together and they rhyme.
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Blimey! The boy's a natural.
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You've got your dad's good taste
n'all.
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I thought you wanted a gymnast.
An athlete's an athlete.
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They're all firm and bendy.
That's how they come.
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Aren't discus-throwers chunky?
Whoa! She's not chunky!
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She's muscly, but that's because of
the bull powder.
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What? How do you powder a bull?
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I guess grate it.
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It's a performance enhancer.
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It should be banned.
I helps you go for longer.
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That's why you know about it!
No!
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You take bull powder? No need.
To perform for longer!
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I can perform for ages!
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Finally get over the 1-minute mark?
I can hump till the cows come home!
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I hope the farmers don't mind,
Water boy.
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Yes. No, I-I don't hump cows.
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They were accusing me of
taking a supplement. Water man.
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What supplement is that?
It's called bull powder.
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It seems to be good for aggression.
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I could use a bit of that.
I think you're fine for aggression.
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Not for me, you nasty little
gobshite! For me new beau, Primus.
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I could do with him being
a tad more bullish in the bedroom!
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Not getting much action? The main
action does tend to be sleeping.
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And although Primus is very suave
and has the most charming yacht,
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I really need him to grab the bull
by the horns
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before I start taking out my urges
on the staff!
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(LAUGHS LOUDLY)
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Joking aside, if you need anyone
to, er, service you...
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God, no!
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Whee!
So I said parents
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Do not provoke your children
To wrong
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Hm, hm, hm
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Parents, do not provoke
Your children to wrong
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So take my advice...
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You have got one hell of an arm
on you!
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You flung that disc
like you hated it! I know.
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I'm super-charged!
I think it's the bull powder.
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Two rounds without breaking sweat.
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About that bull powder, is it legit
or is it more cheating?
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No! It's just desiccated
bull's testis.
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Totally natural.
It's given me so much more energy.
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Maybe we should go for a run.
Or I've got another idea...
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I can't have sex, Stylax.
I can't even fool around.
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I'm on lockdown
for this tournament.
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Really? Because I'm happy
to do the donkey work.
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Listen, I'll make it up to you, OK?
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As soon as I'm knocked out,
I'll be partying. Hard.
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OK! And you've done two rounds
out of...? Eight!
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Don't sweat it, hun, I doubt
I'll make it past three. Four max.
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Come on, you. Race you to the arch.
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Get in! Get in!
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(GRUNTS)
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So, what am I doing with the garlic?
You're frying it.
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Can you do that or shall I get
the slave to do it for you?
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You realise I do everything
around here, don't you?
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Having Grumio's not
like having a slave.
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It's more like having
leprosy. I know. It's OK.
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I'm only winding you up.
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What's that?
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"Gregory"?
Uh-huh.
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So?
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So, is that anything to do with good
looking French cheesemonger Gregory?
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Uh, yeah. We used to go out.
Oh!
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Right. I thought he was a friend.
He is.
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He's an ex and a friend.
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It must've been pretty serious,
because I've got exes and friends
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and none of their names
are written on my body!
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Tattoos are very common
in Gallic culture. Don't be a baby.
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It's a tiny deal, OK?
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I just wish I could stay longer,
son,
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do all that dad shit
I never got chance to do before,
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take you hunting, read you stories,
change your nappies.
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I realise you're a bit past that
now. I still have the odd accident.
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Don't we all?!
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But I've got to keep moving. Once this
meeting's over, I'm back on the road,
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sitting on me arse,
stuffing me face with junk food.
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Sounds wicked.
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Eh, why don't you come with us,
as part of Justin's Soups?
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I can teach you the business,
make you the heir to the empire!
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Are you serious?
Deadly.
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I'll change the company name to,
erm, Justin & Son Soups.
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No. No.
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Justin and Grumio's Soups.
I'd have to change the logos but...
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Or I could change my name to Justin.
Then we could keep the logos the same.
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Yes! Justin and Justin,
the Soup Boys, out on the road!
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What do you reckon?
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Give me a side parting an' all.
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Morning. What's for brekko, then?
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We should be asking you that.
Soz, yeah. Late night with me dad.
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Listen, right, I've had an idea -
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cow and radish.
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OK. Just trying to work out
what part of that is an idea.
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I'm coming up with new soups.
Me dad says I've got great taste.
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Your dad's wrong.
You eat your earwax.
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I've got more.
Bean and bird, salmon and gammon,
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bread and orange.
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You're saying the first things
that come into your head.
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Dad says I'm a natural.
233
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He's taking me on the road
to help him run his business.
234
00:12:20,080 --> 00:12:23,992
Boom! Do you not think you might
be getting a bit carried away?
235
00:12:24,072 --> 00:12:25,600
He did leave you on a hill.
236
00:12:25,640 --> 00:12:27,291
Stop slagging off me dad.
237
00:12:27,371 --> 00:12:31,400
- I'm looking out for you, Grumio.
- Justin! Me name's Justin now!
238
00:12:31,440 --> 00:12:34,480
Or Justin Junior.
239
00:12:35,840 --> 00:12:38,600
Or possibly sometimes JJ.
240
00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:43,853
It's on her wrist. He's
written his name on her.
241
00:12:43,933 --> 00:12:46,000
Like she's his gym kit!
Or his pants!
242
00:12:46,040 --> 00:12:48,320
What's his name?
Why does that matter?
243
00:12:48,360 --> 00:12:51,880
It could be little, like Leo,
or long like Agathangelos.
244
00:12:51,920 --> 00:12:54,760
It's medium, like Gregory.
See, it could be worse!
245
00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:57,760
Ciao for now, boys,
I won't be in this afternoon.
246
00:12:57,800 --> 00:13:02,480
Oh, Flavia, apparently bull powder
can be dangerous for non-athletes.
247
00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:04,371
I know. Primus had a heart attack.
248
00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:07,880
Oh, my Jove, is he all right?
Not great. I'm off to his funeral.
249
00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:09,408
Was that bedroom-related?
250
00:13:09,488 --> 00:13:12,880
Bedroom, kitchen, cellar, garden.
It was quite an evening.
251
00:13:12,920 --> 00:13:16,440
The bull powder really got him going
before stopping him dead!
252
00:13:16,480 --> 00:13:21,080
Still, saves me having to dump him!
(CHUCKLES)
253
00:13:24,840 --> 00:13:26,240
Veal and...
254
00:13:26,280 --> 00:13:29,040
Sorry, the ink's gone sweaty.
I think it's eel.
255
00:13:29,080 --> 00:13:32,520
Veal and eel! Yeah, I like it.
256
00:13:32,560 --> 00:13:34,400
Then we've got pork and bogey...
257
00:13:34,440 --> 00:13:36,760
Oh, no.
Wait, that is an actual bogey.
258
00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:41,560
These are all great, son. Not the pork
and bogey one, but the others...!
259
00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:44,200
Shall I pitch them in the meeting,
then? Oh...
260
00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:47,720
No. I reckon I'll do this one
on me own. It is a biggie. Oh.
261
00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:50,169
So, when you gonna
learn me the business,
262
00:13:50,249 --> 00:13:52,600
then, when we're
on the road? Maybe, yeah.
263
00:13:52,640 --> 00:13:55,280
Although I do like to drive
in silence.
264
00:13:55,320 --> 00:13:57,520
Or in our hotel room, then.
265
00:13:57,560 --> 00:13:59,600
Yeah! Exactly.
266
00:13:59,640 --> 00:14:02,600
Er, we won't be sharing a room,
though.
267
00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:05,280
I mean, that's not gonna work!
Why not?
268
00:14:05,320 --> 00:14:08,680
In case I meet someone on the road.
269
00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:11,960
You won't need to,
cos I'll be with you the whole time!
270
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,600
Aww!
271
00:14:13,640 --> 00:14:19,240
Can you read me a story, Dad? Er, I've
got nothing on me, Justin Jr, clearly.
272
00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:22,320
Maybe when we go hunting, then.
We can still go hunting?
273
00:14:22,360 --> 00:14:24,640
Yeah! Yes. Yeah, course we can.
274
00:14:24,680 --> 00:14:26,360
When? Er...
Today?
275
00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:28,800
Oh... Yeah. Fine.
276
00:14:28,840 --> 00:14:31,800
Meet me under the arch
on Palatine Hill about three.
277
00:14:31,840 --> 00:14:33,320
Mm. Nice!
278
00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:37,680
I'll think of some more soup ideas
for you, too. Vinegar and egg.
279
00:14:37,720 --> 00:14:39,400
Lobster and lobster.
280
00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:41,000
Blood and chutney.
281
00:14:41,040 --> 00:14:43,640
Oh, he's on a roll! (CHUCKLES)
282
00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:52,440
(GIRL GRUNTS)
283
00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:54,560
(APPLAUSE)
284
00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:57,240
Go on, Camilla!
285
00:14:57,280 --> 00:14:59,960
What the hell are you doing?
I'm cheering her on.
286
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:03,600
Well, stop it! I don't get any action
until she's knocked out.
287
00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:06,400
You should be cheering her off.
288
00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:11,800
(GRUNTS LOUDLY) Have it!
289
00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:15,600
And the sex ban continues!
290
00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:21,240
It's hot when it's cold
And cold when it's hot
291
00:15:21,280 --> 00:15:24,840
Serve it with a ladle
Straight from the pot
292
00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:26,840
It's soup!
293
00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:29,240
Salve, Grumio. What's with the stick?
294
00:15:29,280 --> 00:15:30,428
All right, Landlord.
295
00:15:30,508 --> 00:15:34,240
I'm making a spear to take hunting
with me dad, cos I've got a dad.
296
00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:35,960
Oh!
297
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,480
(REGGAE MUSIC)
298
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:55,720
What are you doing?
Oh, hi! Hello. Yes. Sorry.
299
00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:59,760
I, erm... We didn't shake hands
when we met yesterday,
300
00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:01,400
so I wanted to do that.
301
00:16:01,440 --> 00:16:04,520
Well, I was asleep.
It was for my sake, really.
302
00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:06,000
I'm very formal.
303
00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:09,000
OK, then!
(BOTH LAUGH)
304
00:16:09,040 --> 00:16:11,840
If you're looking for my tattoo,
it's here.
305
00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:15,680
Oh! Well, that is big. It must be
annoying, now you've broken up.
306
00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:20,040
Yeah, but we had to. It was too
intense, you know what I mean?
307
00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:22,160
Yeah! Completely!
308
00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:25,480
When was that, out of interest?
Not long after we got to Rome.
309
00:16:25,520 --> 00:16:29,360
Oh, you came here together! Right.
Did not realise that.
310
00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:31,920
Yeah, but we've cooled it off
for now. Mm.
311
00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:36,360
For now? Uh-huh. But I'm sure
you guys will have fun together.
312
00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:40,160
(REGGAE MUSIC)
313
00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:02,560
I am having the tournament
of my life! Yeah. Great.
314
00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:03,507
Do you know what?
315
00:17:03,587 --> 00:17:07,000
I feel like I could beat anyone,
and I'm not just talking discus.
316
00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:10,000
I'm seriously considering
moving into wrestling.
317
00:17:10,040 --> 00:17:12,080
Yeah. Whatever. Just don't show me.
318
00:17:12,120 --> 00:17:15,920
(GRUNTS) Try and get out of that
if you can!
319
00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:17,400
(LAUGHS SARCASTICALLY)
320
00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:18,833
Look at her, a loser.
321
00:17:18,913 --> 00:17:23,160
I chewed her up and spat her out
and she's straight on the booze.
322
00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:24,440
Yeah. What a loser.
323
00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:28,320
Cheat! Come over here
and say that to my face, bitch!
324
00:17:28,360 --> 00:17:31,760
Whoa! Calm down! They can say
what they want, I don't care.
325
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:36,600
Because I will do whatever it takes.
That's why I am a winner!
326
00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:40,120
Why don't we get some food before you
eat her? I've got to go train.
327
00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:43,301
Sorry, babe, nothing gets in the way
of this tournament.
328
00:17:43,381 --> 00:17:45,200
Not even you and
your sweet behind!
329
00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:50,040
Ow! That arm... It's so strong.
330
00:17:57,280 --> 00:18:00,440
Hey. How's it going?
331
00:18:02,480 --> 00:18:04,600
(MOANS)
332
00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:10,000
Marcus!
333
00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:12,320
Oh, Gregory!
334
00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:15,240
Ah! Now, er...
335
00:18:15,280 --> 00:18:17,160
Did you just say Gregory?
336
00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:21,600
I wasn't thinking about Gregory.
I mean, I was. Just not like that.
337
00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:24,080
What the fuck, Marcus?
I just...
338
00:18:24,120 --> 00:18:27,330
Your tattoo was right in my face
and I'm reader.
339
00:18:27,410 --> 00:18:29,440
If I see things,
I will read them.
340
00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:32,800
You have got to get over this.
It's a teeny-tiny deal.
341
00:18:32,840 --> 00:18:34,767
Is it? Even though
you came to Rome,
342
00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:37,400
it was too intense and
you're only with me for now?
343
00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:39,640
Have you been talking to Gregory?
344
00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:42,560
Yes! And I saw the tattoo
on his massive chest!
345
00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:44,960
Marcus, he's deluded.
346
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:48,600
I used to love him, yes,
but I'm with you now and I'm happy.
347
00:18:48,640 --> 00:18:52,400
Or I would be if you didn't
whisper men's names during sex.
348
00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:54,920
Yes, OK. I can see that.
349
00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:57,320
(DOOR OPENS)
350
00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:04,000
Are you OK... Justin?
351
00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:09,560
Mm? Ah, yeah. I'm fine.
I'm absolutely fucking dandy.
352
00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:12,600
How was the hunting trip?
Great, yeah.
353
00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:14,880
We caught a bloody big bear.
354
00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:17,000
Wow! With your little stick?
355
00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:20,400
Yeah. I just grabbed him
by the 'orns and stuck it in.
356
00:19:20,440 --> 00:19:23,640
Right. Not sure bears have horns.
This one did.
357
00:19:23,680 --> 00:19:25,880
And, er,
where is this horny bear now?
358
00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:29,360
Stop quizzing me! We caught a bear,
it had 'orns,
359
00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:32,128
we couldn't bring it
back so we left it there,
360
00:19:32,208 --> 00:19:34,240
me and my dad had
a really good time.
361
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:40,560
OK. Well, seeing as we won't be
having bear for dinner,
362
00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:42,720
I might take Justin Junior out.
363
00:19:42,760 --> 00:19:46,920
Up to you, of course, JJ.
You're your own man.
364
00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:54,600
It was incredible! There's not a wasted
inch anywhere on these athletes.
365
00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:56,400
Even her earlobes are stacked!
366
00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:59,560
So, Camilla finally lost?
No, this is a different one.
367
00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:02,400
A different one?
Another discus thrower. A loser.
368
00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:06,280
From now on,
I'm all about the losers!
369
00:20:06,320 --> 00:20:09,840
Justin? Are you all right?
370
00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:20,600
..and the profit margins
are soup-erb!
371
00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:22,560
You did it again!
372
00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:24,400
Justin! Er, what you doing 'ere?
373
00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:26,000
You left me on a hill again.
374
00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:29,720
I waited for hours. At least
I could stand up and walk away.
375
00:20:29,760 --> 00:20:30,960
Oh, dear me!
376
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:35,680
Sorry, son. The meeting ran over and
the afternoon just got away from me.
377
00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:38,200
Sorry, this is, er...
378
00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:39,880
Gloria.
Gina.
379
00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:41,800
Gina! Yes!
380
00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:45,226
I bought a tunic from her stall
and invited her out for dinner.
381
00:20:45,306 --> 00:20:46,840
She's done very well out of me!
382
00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:51,360
Get scared, did ya? Couldn't face
having me around, is that it?
383
00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:53,800
(SIGHS) Listen, son,
384
00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:57,600
I have loved seeing you
these last few days,
385
00:20:57,640 --> 00:21:02,680
but I can't see the whole having-a-son
thing fitting in with my lifestyle.
386
00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:07,960
I thought you were a changed man.
I think I changed back.
387
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,120
I need me freedom.
388
00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:12,480
Me and Gina are talking about
a cruise.
389
00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:16,600
You what? You've only just met her!
I've only met you, too, to be fair.
390
00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:20,840
Look, why don't you join us
for a nice bit of buffet?
391
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:24,000
Yeah, right. Life's just one
big buffet for you, in't it?
392
00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:27,520
You want it all. You can't stick
with one single dish.
393
00:21:27,560 --> 00:21:30,480
Steer clear, love,
you'll end up shivering on a hill.
394
00:21:30,520 --> 00:21:35,080
There's no need to get mardy,
Justin Jr. Grumio! Me name's Grumio!
395
00:21:35,120 --> 00:21:39,040
I don't want your shit name
or your shit hair!
396
00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:43,080
And I've got another soup idea
for you - food and dickhead.
397
00:21:43,120 --> 00:21:45,200
What you playing at?!
398
00:21:45,240 --> 00:21:48,480
It's a buffet, you can get more!
399
00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:53,560
That was mega, Grumio!
You were like food-on-head!
400
00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:55,600
I know. Bit of a waste of grub.
401
00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:59,960
Nah, that's what he deserved.
I hate punks who mess people around.
402
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,160
Oy!
403
00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:05,640
I know what you did, you cheat!
404
00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:08,240
Ooh...
405
00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:11,600
Come back here!
You're the cheat, mate!
406
00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:14,480
You're nothing without bull powder!
407
00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:16,400
(GRUNTS)
408
00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:25,000
Bull powder or not,
she's got one hell of an arm on her.
409
00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:31,520
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
410
00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:37,560
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
Hear me calling
411
00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:39,560
I came, I saw, I conquered
412
00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:42,360
I came, I saw, I conquered
413
00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:44,560
I came, I saw, I conquered
414
00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:47,560
Can I conquer you?
Gotta believe me
415
00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:49,560
I came, I saw, I conquered
416
00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:51,560
I came, I saw, I conquered
417
00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:55,560
I came, I saw, I conquered
Can I conquer you?
418
00:22:55,610 --> 00:23:00,160
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