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Oh, well, open it up a bit.
No. Stop peering over my shoulder.
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But I wanna read, too.
It's really off-putting.
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So what do I do, then?
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You bring your own scroll.
I forgot mine, though.
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If it were me, I'd open it up.
Come on, man, be sociable about it.
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I don't want to be sociable
when I'm reading... or shitting.
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That's the wrong attitude, dude.
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This isn't your average
in-and-out shit house.
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This is an executive
gentleman's toilet.
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What do you reckon, G man?
Does the job, doesn't it?
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Grumio, where did you get
that apple?
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Found it on the side there.
And now you're eating it, are you?
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Clear out one end, top up the other.
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That's really unhealthy. You're
always saying fruit's good for you.
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Not fruit you find in a toilet.
Bloody hell, I can't win.
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You can win. You don't eat
where you shit, famously.
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I thought it's don't shit
where you eat.
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Well, either way.
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Er... Marcus.
What?
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I forgot my sponge, too.
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Thanks, man.
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You stupid sod, Grumio.
Marcus, please,
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you shouldn't speak ill of the ill.
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But it's entirely his fault. Didn't
I say not to eat that bog apple?
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He did say. It weren't definitely
the bog apple.
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Course it was, wasn't it, doctor?
Your slave has all the symptoms
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of acute gastric infection.
Huh, and how would he have got that?
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Possibly from something he ate.
There we go. The bog apple.
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In your face.
It is fairly serious.
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Yeah. Yeah, sure. How do I fix him?
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With plenty of rest.
Cool. I'm all over that.
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And a herbal remedy
made from silphium extract.
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It'll bring down his temperature
and stabilise his gut.
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OK, and where do we buy that?
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Well, actually,
I happen to have some in stock.
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Are you all right?
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Well, this quack's clearly
trying to fleece us, isn't he?
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When it's perfectly obvious
what's happened.
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Yes. Grumio's eaten pooey fruit.
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Exactly. And offended
Hygeia Goddess of Being Clean.
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Right. To be fair, he has been
offending her for quite some time.
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Well, there you go.
She's finally snapped.
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We need to ask for her forgiveness
and maybe do a vigil.
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Not stuff him with herbs.
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Silphium is used by the army
to fight infection.
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That's pretty convincing. We need
to pray together by candle light.
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Also convincing.
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Obviously it's your decision.
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I'd rather go with
what the grownup says.
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Well, how much is the medicine?
200 dinari.
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Yeah. I think we're gonna go with
the prayer and candles, on balance.
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Great. Hygeia be praised.
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What?
Well, best of luck, then.
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Excuse me. Excuse me.
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You stingy bastard.
Language, Grumio.
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You don't want to offend
any more Gods now, do you?
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Salve.
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Oh, thank you.
Pleasure.
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Do you race?
Can do.
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I mean, I've been here
for quite a while
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so I've got a bit of a head start.
Chariots.
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Do you race chariots?
Oh, right.
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Er... yeah, sort of, planning to.
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This is like an idiot's guide.
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Right. Well, you certainly
don't look like an idiot.
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Well, I've read most of it now so
maybe I'm three levels above idiot.
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Glad to hear it.
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I'm Stylax, by the way.
Gaius. Very pleased to meet you.
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Ooh.
What?
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You've got a great grip, Stylax.
Thank you very much.
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Did someone teach you that?
No, that's just the way I do it.
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Because that's the secret to
horsemanship, you realise. Grip.
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Well, maybe I'm a natural.
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Maybe you are.
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I have had the best day ever.
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Me, too. Where were you?
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You never came back
from your afternoon poo.
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Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo. That's a bit...
Good, isn't it?
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Why do people go to the gym
when you can just get one of these?
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Is that how many muscles
I'm meant to have? I guess so.
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That's depressing. Where's it from?
It was a gift. I met someone.
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That's why I had to skive off work.
Course you did. Who is she?
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No, it's a he.
What? A he?
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Yeah, it's this cool older guy
called Gaius Maecenas.
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He thinks I've got huge potential
as a charioteer.
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He bought me the metal muscles
for when I race.
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Right. That's very weird.
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Er... no it isn't. We just got talking
in the bogs, hit it off.
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The bogs? Are you serious?
Yeah, why?
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Well, he's clearly gay,
this is a gay thing. As if.
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You met an older man in a place
where you had your genitals out.
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And he then buys you
homo erotic gifts.
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Nah. One, I chose this.
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Two, it's not homo erotic,
it's manly. Clearly.
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Mm. It's a fine line. I suggest
you avoid him from now on.
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No, he wants to be my patron.
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He's gonna pay for my chariot
lessons. Right, yeah.
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And he will expect
to be repaid thoroughly.
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Ha-ha-ha. You're just jealous.
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Plus, he gave me some pocket money
to tide me over.
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Oh, my Jove.
Yeah, I know.
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Marcus, my sick pot's almost full.
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So stop being sick, then.
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Oh. I could get Grumio his medicine.
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Yeah. I'd prefer to hold off
on that, actually.
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Me and Cynthia are doing a vigil.
Oh, right. But will that work?
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I hope so. There's a real spark
between us at the moment.
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I mean will it work for Grumio?
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Oh, right, yeah. Dunno. Maybe.
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Anyway, he's over the worst of it.
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As of now.
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Divine Hygeia, you are so great.
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Divine Hygeia, you are so great.
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Please heal this dirty man
who has turned his back on you.
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Slow, steady breaths, Marcus.
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Yep. And maybe we should hold hands?
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Sort of combine our powers.
Oh, good idea.
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Can you feel it working?
Oh, yeah.
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Er... I'm still here.
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Sorry, the vigil.
We must be vigilant.
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Yes, of course.
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Divine Hygeia, you are so great.
Divine Hygeia, you are so great.
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I knew you'd crack it.
Didn't I tell you not to give up?
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You told me I should give up,
as it goes, but cheers.
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I presume you drugged her?
You presume wrong.
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Turns out religion can be very sexy.
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The candle light, the petals.
The stench of Grumio's vom!
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Yeah, we managed to block that out.
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Our eyes locked
and there was this moment
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and I just knew what I had to do.
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We'd have kept going if Grumio
hasn't started hacking up bile,
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the inconsiderate sod.
'Ey, 'ey, he's seriously ill, dude.
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He's milking it.
Where are you going?
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I've got to bounce. Cover for me.
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You're not meeting
the gaytron again?
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Patron. He's my patron.
What? Why have you got a patron?
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Because the guy wants to bum him.
Oh, right, well, that's fine, then.
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No. No. He thinks I'm gonna
be a great charioteer.
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Has he ever seen you race?
Well, no.
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But he used to do it
back in the day, so -
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So he can tell
just by looking at you?
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He can see a bit of himself in me,
yes.
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Which bit of himself?
Probably his knob or his fist.
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Me and Gaius are just friends.
Or both his fists. Or his head.
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Just getting it right up in there
till he's wearing you like a hat.
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Take the hat off.
Yes, sorry.
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I'm not actually wearing one.
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Oh, Shredder, you've decided
to come in today.
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What a treat.
Actually, I've just got to nip out.
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Nip out? Nip out where?
To a shredding convention.
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Well, that's a lie. Water boy?
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He's going to see his gay patron.
Gaytron.
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Patron.
Water man.
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I see. Well, you're not doing that,
obviously.
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In fact, I'd like you to nip out
and go to my dermatologist
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to pick up my facial mud pack.
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That's not in my job description.
Job description?
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Let me describe your job to you,
Shredder.
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Shut-y mouth, rip-y paper
and do-ey what I say-ey.
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No. I won't.
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I've met someone who believes in me
and pays me good money,
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so you can take your job
and shove it up your arse!
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On behalf of the department,
I'd like to apologise.
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Oh, you're representing
the department now, are you?
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I...yes, I... Oh!
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Then that's for you.
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Ooh. Oh.
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Salve, Grumio.
All right, Landlord.
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Phew! It's pretty funky in here,
innit?
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I know, I'm funking
out of every hole.
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Well, in that case,
it might be a good time
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to think about getting
some life insurance.
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Cool. How does that work, then?
Easy. You pay me 25 dinari,
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then if you die, you get 10,000.
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Bloody hell.
I know.
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What if I don't die? You get nothing,
but you will be alive,
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so, you know, it's a win-win.
Wicked. Can I stick it on the rent?
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Consider it done.
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Ten grand, here we come.
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Why are you out of bed?
Feeling better, aren't I?
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Looks like Hygeia
let me off the hook.
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Ha-ha-ha. Don't give me that.
What really happened?
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Stylax bought me the medicine
with his pocket money.
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Turns out someone gives a shit
about me after all.
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OK, great. I'm planning another
vigil so I need you back in bed.
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I'm not really up for another
one of your grubby threesomes, ta.
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I don't get much out of it.
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Grumio, don't be selfish, mate.
Me selfish? I could have died.
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What?! It was only a dicky tummy.
Not that you'd have noticed.
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You'd have happily bummed her
on top of my corpse.
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Just get back in bed.
Nah.
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Think I'll go for a jog.
Grumio, I could...
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Ooh. What's the matter, Marcus?
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Nothing. I'm...
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Ooh.
Oh, I think I'm gonna...
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You little belter.
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Well, I feel like a teenage boy.
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What, now?
I'm so loose.
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Oh, right, yeah, me too.
Oh, it's been a great day, Stylax.
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Yeah. Thanks for paying for it.
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You're really coming along.
You keep improving like this
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and in a few weeks,
I'm gonna enter you.
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What, sorry?
In a race.
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Oh. In the regions at first,
but soon you'll be ready for Rome.
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Oh, wow! You think so?
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With me behind you,
you could be huge.
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As long as you're prepared
to do what it takes?
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I'm giving you my patronage,
but you'll have to go all out.
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Do you understand?
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What the hell are you doing?
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I thought... Sorry.
I'm a married man.
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Are you?
And a father of three.
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I'm really sorry. No. No,
you've completely misjudged this.
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I just care about the racing.
Oh, no, me too.
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I'm not gay. I just thought you -
Well, you thought wrong. No.
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No, this isn't gonna work.
No, no, no, no.
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I've got to get out of here.
I'm really sorry.
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That's it, champ.
Better out than in.
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Shouldn't you be making that noise?
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It's his turn now. And he's being
a right drama queen about it.
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I don't understand. I've got nothing
left to give and it just keeps...
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Been there, done that,
got it on the tunic.
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Whoa. You all right?
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I think I just chucked up
an organ.
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See what I mean? Bloody diva.
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Just when I was getting somewhere
with Cynthia.
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00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:07,084
Yeah. I wouldn't let her see you
like this, dude. I have to.
229
00:13:07,124 --> 00:13:10,804
I've got to keep the flame alive.
It's taken a year to get this far.
230
00:13:10,924 --> 00:13:13,924
No, but you look really rough
and you stink of death.
231
00:13:13,964 --> 00:13:17,004
Really?
And cabbage.
232
00:13:17,044 --> 00:13:19,164
OK, well, go and get
some more medicine.
233
00:13:19,204 --> 00:13:21,684
Ah. Nay. Spent all the pocket money.
234
00:13:21,724 --> 00:13:24,684
So go and get some more off your
sugar daddy. Can't. It's over.
235
00:13:24,724 --> 00:13:28,564
It's over? Why is it over?
Well, I sort of... lunged.
236
00:13:28,604 --> 00:13:32,364
You lunged? I went at him like
a goose but he didn't like it.
237
00:13:32,404 --> 00:13:34,844
Why did you lunge?
Because of you, because you said.
238
00:13:34,884 --> 00:13:37,804
I didn't say to do that. You kept
saying he was expecting stuff
239
00:13:37,844 --> 00:13:40,084
so I thought I had to.
And there was this moment.
240
00:13:40,124 --> 00:13:42,164
Like your moment,
where our eyes locked.
241
00:13:42,204 --> 00:13:44,964
Brilliant.
Anyway, who needs medicine?
242
00:13:45,004 --> 00:13:47,644
It's only a dicky tummy!
Oh, piss off, Grumio.
243
00:13:47,684 --> 00:13:51,284
This is way worse than what you had.
Go and ask Flavia for an advance.
244
00:13:51,324 --> 00:13:53,204
I can't. I quit, remember.
So un-quit.
245
00:13:53,244 --> 00:13:55,764
If I don't shake this illness,
Cynthia might go off me,
246
00:13:55,804 --> 00:13:57,684
which'll be a disaster.
And I might die.
247
00:13:57,724 --> 00:14:00,004
Also pretty bad. Oh.
248
00:14:00,044 --> 00:14:02,044
Oh, oh, oh, 'ey up.
249
00:14:04,724 --> 00:14:08,444
Don't sweat it, boss. A couple of
vigils and you'll be right as rain.
250
00:14:28,124 --> 00:14:30,204
Hey. Is Cynthia in?
251
00:14:30,244 --> 00:14:32,524
Why does it smell of sick?
Have you been sick?
252
00:14:32,564 --> 00:14:34,684
A bit, but just in my mouth
so it doesn't count.
253
00:14:34,724 --> 00:14:38,044
Oh, have you got the lurgy, as well?
Hmm. Try not to be too upset.
254
00:14:38,084 --> 00:14:40,084
What do you mean, 'as well'?
255
00:14:40,964 --> 00:14:42,844
Oh, no. Have you got it, too?
256
00:14:42,884 --> 00:14:45,124
We must have done something
to offend Hygeia.
257
00:14:45,164 --> 00:14:47,604
Do you think it was when
you kissed me during the vigil?
258
00:14:47,644 --> 00:14:50,364
That does sound offensive.
Will you go away, please, mate?
259
00:14:50,404 --> 00:14:52,764
Gladly.
Definitely wasn't that.
260
00:14:52,804 --> 00:14:55,444
For one thing, Grumio's better,
anyway. It worked!
261
00:14:55,484 --> 00:14:58,044
Hygeia, be praised.
Exactly. Hygeia, be praised.
262
00:14:58,084 --> 00:15:00,124
So what you up to later?
263
00:15:00,164 --> 00:15:02,804
I was planning on spending the day
in bed. Hm, perfect.
264
00:15:02,844 --> 00:15:04,764
I need a vigil, Marcus, not a date.
265
00:15:04,804 --> 00:15:07,484
No, course. Hopefully,
Hygeia will be as kind to us
266
00:15:07,524 --> 00:15:10,564
as she was to Grumio. Well, how
about a joint vigil at my place,
267
00:15:10,604 --> 00:15:13,564
so Hygeia only has to make one
visit. I'm sure she's very busy.
268
00:15:13,604 --> 00:15:17,684
OK. Good idea.
Cool. And later, who knows?
269
00:15:18,404 --> 00:15:21,164
Oh, my hands are very clammy,
Marcus. It's fine, so are mine.
270
00:15:21,204 --> 00:15:23,124
And I've just been sick.
Again, so have I.
271
00:15:23,164 --> 00:15:25,244
And I've got terrible diarrhoea.
272
00:15:25,284 --> 00:15:27,284
Er... yeah, see you later, then.
273
00:15:36,404 --> 00:15:40,044
And he comes crawling back to me.
274
00:15:40,084 --> 00:15:42,124
I'm sorry.
I bet.
275
00:15:42,164 --> 00:15:44,164
I got you the mud pack.
276
00:15:46,324 --> 00:15:48,484
Is that from my dermatologist?
277
00:15:48,524 --> 00:15:51,604
Uh, yeah. So could I have my job
back, then?
278
00:15:51,644 --> 00:15:53,324
I don't know, Shredder, can you?
279
00:15:53,364 --> 00:15:56,004
Cos the last I heard, your job
had been shoved up my arse.
280
00:15:56,044 --> 00:16:00,564
I'm really sorry about that.
Not placed or slid, but shoved.
281
00:16:00,604 --> 00:16:04,484
So is there any way
we could fish it out?
282
00:16:04,524 --> 00:16:07,804
Well, I rather think that depends
on how well you fish, doesn't it?
283
00:16:08,604 --> 00:16:11,244
Sorry, you want me to...?
Fish.
284
00:16:11,284 --> 00:16:13,684
Right.
285
00:16:13,724 --> 00:16:16,804
Firstly, I love working here.
286
00:16:18,084 --> 00:16:21,404
And I think you're great, both as
a boss and as a general person.
287
00:16:21,444 --> 00:16:23,444
What's the magic word, Shredder?
288
00:16:23,484 --> 00:16:25,564
Thin. You're really thin.
289
00:16:25,604 --> 00:16:28,164
Well, that's not what I meant,
but carry on.
290
00:16:28,204 --> 00:16:33,364
And your skin's all soft and tight
like a drum made of peaches.
291
00:16:33,404 --> 00:16:36,324
Mm, I like that.
And if I was 20 years older -
292
00:16:36,364 --> 00:16:38,564
20?!
Ten.
293
00:16:38,604 --> 00:16:40,564
Five. One.
294
00:16:40,604 --> 00:16:42,724
Next year, I'm gonna be all over you.
295
00:16:42,764 --> 00:16:45,964
I'm not gonna be able to stop myself
in the corridor, in the toilets -
296
00:16:46,004 --> 00:16:47,604
All right, that's enough.
297
00:16:47,644 --> 00:16:50,284
Kindly don't threaten me
with sexual assault. Sorry.
298
00:16:50,324 --> 00:16:52,444
So can I have my job back, then,
please?
299
00:16:52,484 --> 00:16:54,284
Fine.
300
00:16:54,324 --> 00:16:56,724
Piss off before I change my mind.
Thank you.
301
00:16:57,724 --> 00:17:00,684
Is there any way I could get
an advance on my salary?
302
00:17:00,724 --> 00:17:02,724
Get out.
303
00:17:13,324 --> 00:17:15,924
Ah, Stylax, thank the Gods
I've found you.
304
00:17:15,964 --> 00:17:17,764
Oh, Gaius. Hi.
305
00:17:17,804 --> 00:17:21,004
I told my wife about our incident
in the spa.
306
00:17:21,044 --> 00:17:23,644
Yeah, look, I'm sorry about that.
Oh, no, don't be.
307
00:17:23,684 --> 00:17:25,604
I've left her.
You've what?
308
00:17:25,644 --> 00:17:29,684
So sorry I rebuffed you,
you brave, beautiful boy.
309
00:17:29,724 --> 00:17:32,204
I was so stupid, I-I couldn't see
what was happening.
310
00:17:32,244 --> 00:17:34,164
I couldn't accept
what I was feeling.
311
00:17:34,204 --> 00:17:36,044
Shit, you've left her?
It wasn't easy.
312
00:17:36,084 --> 00:17:38,884
She was screaming with wild fury
and the kids were crying.
313
00:17:38,924 --> 00:17:40,844
I told them,
'Daddy loves you very much
314
00:17:40,884 --> 00:17:42,764
but he yearns to be with Stylax.'
315
00:17:44,644 --> 00:17:47,204
The thing is... I'm not gay.
316
00:17:47,244 --> 00:17:49,844
Yes, neither am I.
317
00:17:50,844 --> 00:17:52,724
Yeah, but I'm actually not.
318
00:17:52,764 --> 00:17:54,844
Look, we don't need to fight this
any more.
319
00:17:54,884 --> 00:17:58,484
Let's just get out of this town.
I've got a villa we can go to
320
00:17:58,524 --> 00:18:00,564
on Lake Como.
Sorry, Lake where?
321
00:18:00,604 --> 00:18:02,764
Lake Como.
And again?
322
00:18:02,804 --> 00:18:05,124
Lake Como.
I'm still hearing Lake Homo.
323
00:18:05,164 --> 00:18:07,204
Yeah, that's what I said, Lake Como.
324
00:18:07,244 --> 00:18:09,404
We could go tonight.
I believe in you.
325
00:18:09,444 --> 00:18:12,924
I want to drop everything
and back you to the hilt.
326
00:18:12,964 --> 00:18:14,964
What do you say?
327
00:18:15,004 --> 00:18:16,924
You have to go.
Are you mad?
328
00:18:16,964 --> 00:18:19,644
If Flavia won't give you
the advance, then we need him.
329
00:18:19,684 --> 00:18:21,524
He wants to take me to Lake Homo.
330
00:18:21,564 --> 00:18:25,244
It's Como. Como with a C.
He's not saying the C.
331
00:18:25,284 --> 00:18:28,564
I mean, this is serious, man,
he wants to back me to the hilt!
332
00:18:28,604 --> 00:18:30,324
I need that medicine, though.
333
00:18:30,364 --> 00:18:33,964
Knock, knock. Thought I'd drop by
and see the patient.
334
00:18:34,004 --> 00:18:36,404
Are those grapes for me?
Oh, no, no.
335
00:18:36,444 --> 00:18:38,684
OK, well, thanks for your concern.
336
00:18:38,724 --> 00:18:41,604
Oh, no, I'm very concerned.
I've had tenants die on me before
337
00:18:41,644 --> 00:18:44,804
and I don't mind telling you it's
a nightmare getting bills settled.
338
00:18:44,844 --> 00:18:46,844
But I've settled my bills.
Not all of them.
339
00:18:46,884 --> 00:18:49,444
You owe me 25 dinari for Grumio's
life insurance policy.
340
00:18:49,484 --> 00:18:51,764
What? The little turd.
I'm gonna bloody kill him.
341
00:18:51,804 --> 00:18:54,044
Best not, actually,
he's not covered for that.
342
00:18:54,084 --> 00:18:57,044
Pay up before you croak or I'll sell
your corpse to the pig farm.
343
00:18:57,084 --> 00:18:59,124
Tra, then. And be lucky.
344
00:19:00,164 --> 00:19:02,124
Please don't let me croak.
345
00:19:02,164 --> 00:19:04,004
Landlord will feed me to pigs.
346
00:19:04,044 --> 00:19:07,884
Yeah, but you'll be dead,
you won't even notice.
347
00:19:07,924 --> 00:19:12,004
I need that medicine, mate.
Please go to Lake Homo for me.
348
00:19:12,044 --> 00:19:14,564
Just take one for the team.
349
00:19:14,604 --> 00:19:18,924
It'll be more than one.
Please, mate, I'd do it for you.
350
00:19:38,604 --> 00:19:40,604
I'll have this one, ta.
351
00:19:42,044 --> 00:19:44,604
I'm really cold.
Here.
352
00:19:45,764 --> 00:19:47,964
Ooh. You're even colder.
353
00:19:48,004 --> 00:19:49,844
So this is how we warm up.
354
00:19:49,884 --> 00:19:51,924
Not now, Marcus,
seeing as we might die.
355
00:19:51,964 --> 00:19:55,364
Well, exactly. If we're gonna die,
we should really go for it.
356
00:19:55,404 --> 00:19:57,484
Could be our last chance.
357
00:19:57,524 --> 00:19:59,724
I don't think I can go for it.
358
00:19:59,764 --> 00:20:03,044
So maybe just lie there
and let me go for it?
359
00:20:03,084 --> 00:20:05,324
Right.
360
00:20:05,364 --> 00:20:07,364
Who's up for a vigil?
361
00:20:07,404 --> 00:20:09,644
Oh, Grumio,
you've got so much stuff.
362
00:20:09,684 --> 00:20:11,484
Well, it's the least I could do.
363
00:20:11,524 --> 00:20:13,884
You two really went for it over me.
364
00:20:13,924 --> 00:20:17,164
He's so adorable.
Isn't he adorable, Marcus?
365
00:20:17,204 --> 00:20:18,964
Yeah.
366
00:20:19,004 --> 00:20:22,124
Goddess Hygeia,
this is Grumio speaking.
367
00:20:22,164 --> 00:20:24,044
Evening.
368
00:20:30,204 --> 00:20:32,164
How do you play this again?
369
00:20:32,204 --> 00:20:34,524
I don't know, I thought you knew.
No, no idea.
370
00:20:34,564 --> 00:20:37,524
Right, well, let's go do
something else, then.
371
00:20:37,564 --> 00:20:39,564
Please forgive their dirtiness.
372
00:20:39,604 --> 00:20:43,284
This one may look clean, but he's
got muck stuffed in his head.
373
00:20:43,324 --> 00:20:46,044
Like a poo in a shoe.
374
00:20:47,404 --> 00:20:49,604
What?
375
00:20:49,644 --> 00:20:51,964
OK, that's enough.
Let him work, Marcus.
376
00:20:52,004 --> 00:20:54,524
It could be our only hope.
Hygeia, be praised.
377
00:20:54,564 --> 00:20:56,564
Hygeia, be praised.
378
00:20:56,604 --> 00:20:59,964
You not going to splash her face,
as well? No, just yours.
379
00:21:00,004 --> 00:21:01,924
Right, that'll do.
380
00:21:01,964 --> 00:21:04,484
What the hell are you doing?
You can't just burst in here
381
00:21:04,524 --> 00:21:07,124
blowing out candles like it's
your bloody birthday.
382
00:21:07,164 --> 00:21:08,804
I bought the medicine.
What?!
383
00:21:08,844 --> 00:21:12,124
I suggest you just take it before
you do yourselves some real damage.
384
00:21:12,164 --> 00:21:14,124
No way.
Well. Definitely no way?
385
00:21:14,164 --> 00:21:16,164
Of course. We're mid-vigil.
386
00:21:16,204 --> 00:21:18,364
I'm vigil-ing my arse off over here.
Exactly.
387
00:21:18,404 --> 00:21:21,524
If it worked for Grumio, it will
work for us. Right, Marcus?
388
00:21:21,564 --> 00:21:23,444
Is that right, Marcus?
389
00:21:23,484 --> 00:21:25,484
Yes, yes it is.
390
00:21:25,524 --> 00:21:28,364
Hygeia, be praised.
Hygeia, be praised.
391
00:21:32,324 --> 00:21:34,404
What? What are you doing?
392
00:21:34,444 --> 00:21:36,724
It was the medicine.
393
00:21:36,764 --> 00:21:38,684
Grumio took the medicine.
394
00:21:38,724 --> 00:21:40,604
Of course the vigil
doesn't do anything.
395
00:21:40,644 --> 00:21:42,644
How could this possibly do anything?
396
00:21:42,684 --> 00:21:45,204
Apart from make you look like
a stupid prick.
397
00:21:46,404 --> 00:21:48,204
I see.
398
00:21:48,244 --> 00:21:51,204
Ah, no. That said,
you're not a stupid prick.
399
00:21:51,244 --> 00:21:53,964
You're wonderful. Don't go.
Where you going?
400
00:21:54,004 --> 00:21:58,724
I'm going to pray on my own,
away from this den of filth.
401
00:21:58,764 --> 00:22:00,804
So why are you taking that?
402
00:22:01,804 --> 00:22:03,804
I'm going to pour it away.
403
00:22:13,484 --> 00:22:17,284
Ah, well, you know what they say.
At least you've got your health.
404
00:22:21,644 --> 00:22:23,564
You seen Stylax anywhere?
405
00:22:23,604 --> 00:22:26,804
I should probably tell him I don't
need that money any more.
406
00:22:38,044 --> 00:22:40,444
I-I'm sorry, I can't.
407
00:22:42,604 --> 00:22:44,644
Stylax, where you going?!
408
00:22:46,444 --> 00:22:48,524
Stylax!
409
00:22:48,564 --> 00:22:50,564
Stylax!
410
00:22:51,161 --> 00:23:26,215
411
00:23:26,265 --> 00:23:30,815
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