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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,055 --> 00:00:02,552 Here we go ladies, here we go. 2 00:00:02,836 --> 00:00:04,126 Soft hands, light feet. 3 00:00:04,586 --> 00:00:05,964 Looking good, Panthers. 4 00:00:06,156 --> 00:00:08,256 You too, Coach. Very cute. 5 00:00:08,291 --> 00:00:09,290 Cute coaching. 6 00:00:09,326 --> 00:00:10,758 - Okay. - [giggles] 7 00:00:10,794 --> 00:00:12,327 That's not something you need to shout about. 8 00:00:12,362 --> 00:00:13,595 Ah, just feels good to be back 9 00:00:13,630 --> 00:00:14,996 on these old bleachers, you know. 10 00:00:15,031 --> 00:00:16,965 Watching my man kill it on the court. 11 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:20,435 Let me ask you this, is it weird to be atop the bleachers 12 00:00:20,470 --> 00:00:22,036 instead of dry-grinding beneath them? 13 00:00:22,072 --> 00:00:23,805 You know, I did do some of my best work down there. 14 00:00:23,840 --> 00:00:25,240 Oh, but I took a peep earlier, 15 00:00:25,275 --> 00:00:27,141 and it's a real Templeton the Rat situation. 16 00:00:27,177 --> 00:00:28,743 - That's no good. - All this popcorn. 17 00:00:28,778 --> 00:00:30,111 Don't want that going up your you-know-what. 18 00:00:30,146 --> 00:00:32,547 No, you don't. Oh, speaking of rats, 19 00:00:32,582 --> 00:00:33,548 I told my mother. 20 00:00:33,583 --> 00:00:34,282 - What? - Yup. 21 00:00:34,305 --> 00:00:35,332 - About you and Mark? - Yes, sir. 22 00:00:35,453 --> 00:00:36,649 How'd she take it? 23 00:00:36,704 --> 00:00:38,303 She said, "Why are you telling me?" 24 00:00:38,339 --> 00:00:39,705 - That sounds about right. - Yeah. 25 00:00:39,740 --> 00:00:43,642 Kick it up strong! We have to beat Danbury! 26 00:00:43,677 --> 00:00:46,779 This town takes its ladies basketball very seriously. 27 00:00:46,814 --> 00:00:49,448 Yeah, we do, it's the Pinebrook Invitational. 28 00:00:49,483 --> 00:00:52,017 - Oh, I'm sorry. - And we keep losing to Danbury, 29 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:53,285 but not this year, okay? 30 00:00:53,320 --> 00:00:54,586 This year we're shutting it down, 31 00:00:54,622 --> 00:00:56,088 'cause everyone's getting involved. 32 00:00:56,123 --> 00:00:57,790 Mark is coaching, I'm reffing... 33 00:00:57,825 --> 00:00:59,158 Oh, my God, Mom? 34 00:00:59,193 --> 00:01:00,459 What the hell are you doing here? 35 00:01:00,494 --> 00:01:02,594 And why are you wearing an elastic pant? 36 00:01:02,630 --> 00:01:04,096 That's a rather strong reaction 37 00:01:04,131 --> 00:01:05,764 to a woman taking a light jog. 38 00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:06,965 I'm here to play. 39 00:01:07,001 --> 00:01:08,167 Basketball? 40 00:01:08,202 --> 00:01:09,501 You realize it's a sport. 41 00:01:09,537 --> 00:01:10,536 You have to run. 42 00:01:10,571 --> 00:01:12,671 It's all part of my Gwennaissance. 43 00:01:12,706 --> 00:01:13,672 Oh, God. 44 00:01:13,707 --> 00:01:16,508 A transformation of the mind and body. 45 00:01:16,544 --> 00:01:17,309 Oh! 46 00:01:17,344 --> 00:01:18,310 - Yes. - Nice. 47 00:01:18,345 --> 00:01:19,745 Mark! Alley-oop! 48 00:01:19,780 --> 00:01:21,847 Alley what? 49 00:01:21,882 --> 00:01:23,081 Nice. 50 00:01:23,117 --> 00:01:24,216 Have to win it... what? 51 00:01:24,251 --> 00:01:25,250 Don't encourage this. 52 00:01:25,286 --> 00:01:26,485 It was a phenomenal layup. 53 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:28,020 Ugh. 54 00:01:28,055 --> 00:01:29,588 A layup is when you dribble the ball... 55 00:01:29,623 --> 00:01:31,190 I don't care what a layup is. 56 00:01:31,225 --> 00:01:33,192 You'd care what a lay-down is, though. 57 00:01:33,227 --> 00:01:34,993 - All right. - Oh, nailed it. 58 00:01:35,029 --> 00:01:37,062 [Say Hi's "Back before We Were Brittle" playing] 59 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:39,898 Hey, remember when 60 00:01:39,934 --> 00:01:42,801 All of time stood still 61 00:01:42,837 --> 00:01:47,239 Ooh, do do do do 62 00:01:47,274 --> 00:01:50,676 Back before we were brittle 63 00:01:50,711 --> 00:01:54,780 Back before we were brittle 64 00:01:54,815 --> 00:01:57,549 Whew, man, it's too bad I'm working so much 65 00:01:57,585 --> 00:01:59,084 right now, Mark, 'cause I'd love to give you 66 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:01,687 a little of this old razzle-dazzle. 67 00:02:01,722 --> 00:02:03,774 - Hey! - Ooooh! 68 00:02:03,844 --> 00:02:05,791 Uh-oh. Steph Curry in the house, huh? 69 00:02:05,826 --> 00:02:08,617 - Mags, love that you're reffing. - Oh, thanks. 70 00:02:08,727 --> 00:02:11,055 But it would really help me out 71 00:02:11,102 --> 00:02:12,097 if you could not call fouls 72 00:02:12,828 --> 00:02:14,500 when Mary Pat starts throwing the elbs. 73 00:02:14,602 --> 00:02:15,567 Oh, no sir. 74 00:02:15,603 --> 00:02:16,568 When the stripes go on, 75 00:02:16,604 --> 00:02:17,703 I'm not your friend. 76 00:02:17,738 --> 00:02:19,038 - I respect that. - [whistles] 77 00:02:19,073 --> 00:02:20,706 Intentional foul. Unsportsmanlike conduct. 78 00:02:20,741 --> 00:02:22,441 - You're outta here! - Come on, ref! 79 00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:26,278 Wow, I'm loving all these basketball words, guys. 80 00:02:26,313 --> 00:02:27,279 [both laugh] 81 00:02:27,314 --> 00:02:29,114 Hey, Mark, when were you gonna tell me 82 00:02:29,150 --> 00:02:31,116 that my mom joined the team? 83 00:02:31,152 --> 00:02:33,085 Oh, I didn't know that was something I... 84 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:34,353 I needed to tell you. 85 00:02:34,388 --> 00:02:35,754 You don't think it's convenient 86 00:02:35,790 --> 00:02:36,955 that just days ago 87 00:02:36,991 --> 00:02:38,390 I told my mother that we're together 88 00:02:38,426 --> 00:02:40,325 and suddenly she wants to get all up in your business? 89 00:02:40,361 --> 00:02:41,894 I think she just wants to have fun 90 00:02:41,929 --> 00:02:43,295 and get some exercise like everybody else. 91 00:02:43,330 --> 00:02:45,064 Yeah, I don't think this is about you. 92 00:02:45,099 --> 00:02:47,022 It's always about me, guys! 93 00:02:47,100 --> 00:02:49,201 When are you gonna get that through your thick skulls? 94 00:02:49,236 --> 00:02:50,602 She's obsessed with me. 95 00:02:50,638 --> 00:02:51,637 She even dyed her hair 96 00:02:51,672 --> 00:02:53,172 so she could look more like me. 97 00:02:54,408 --> 00:02:56,475 Okay, you guys got a bunch of basketballs 98 00:02:56,510 --> 00:02:58,343 shoved up your butts, and you're not seeing straight. 99 00:02:58,379 --> 00:02:59,645 I'm sorry, what would our buttholes 100 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:01,213 have to do with our vision? 101 00:03:01,248 --> 00:03:03,348 Like, why would basketballs preclude us from seeing... 102 00:03:03,384 --> 00:03:05,317 Why would basketballs in our anus 103 00:03:05,375 --> 00:03:06,088 and have anything to do with our ocular abilities? 104 00:03:06,120 --> 00:03:08,087 I am telling you this. 105 00:03:08,122 --> 00:03:09,655 When a Crawford willingly chooses 106 00:03:09,690 --> 00:03:11,623 to be seen in a pair of shorts, 107 00:03:11,659 --> 00:03:13,158 something terrible's afoot. 108 00:03:13,194 --> 00:03:14,326 - Well, that's true. - That is true. 109 00:03:14,361 --> 00:03:15,661 And you need to think fast! 110 00:03:15,696 --> 00:03:16,762 Whoa! What was that? 111 00:03:16,797 --> 00:03:17,896 - Was that a pass? - No. 112 00:03:17,932 --> 00:03:19,431 I was trying to hit you in the head. 113 00:03:19,467 --> 00:03:21,033 Well, that's a... [whistles] technical foul. 114 00:03:21,068 --> 00:03:22,668 Your face is a technical foul! 115 00:03:22,703 --> 00:03:24,470 - You're outta here! - You're outta here! 116 00:03:24,505 --> 00:03:26,071 - That's basketball? - That's baseball. 117 00:03:26,107 --> 00:03:27,306 That's baseball. I don't care. 118 00:03:27,341 --> 00:03:28,640 You better hit the showers, young lady. 119 00:03:28,676 --> 00:03:29,975 Yeah, hit the showers. 120 00:03:30,010 --> 00:03:32,411 - I'll be there in a minute. - Gross. 121 00:03:32,446 --> 00:03:33,712 [baby coos] 122 00:03:33,748 --> 00:03:35,114 What's going on, CharBar? 123 00:03:35,149 --> 00:03:38,350 You not hungry? Should we try the other side? 124 00:03:38,385 --> 00:03:40,686 Well, looks like it's just the girls tonight. 125 00:03:40,721 --> 00:03:41,887 What happened with Mark? 126 00:03:41,922 --> 00:03:43,388 He canceled on me because my mother 127 00:03:43,424 --> 00:03:46,258 is hosting a team-only screening of "Hoosiers." 128 00:03:46,293 --> 00:03:48,360 That is my number-one sports film. 129 00:03:48,395 --> 00:03:50,763 Gene Hackman, Barbara Hershey, a couple of unknowns 130 00:03:50,798 --> 00:03:52,264 fighting for their shot at glory... 131 00:03:52,299 --> 00:03:54,867 Super weird, one, that that's your favorite movie. 132 00:03:54,902 --> 00:03:55,834 Well, that, "Silence of the Lambs," 133 00:03:55,870 --> 00:03:57,236 and also "Brigadoon." 134 00:03:57,271 --> 00:03:59,071 That makes no sense, and if you profiled that, 135 00:03:59,106 --> 00:04:00,672 it would mean you are a psychopath. 136 00:04:00,708 --> 00:04:02,141 - Secondly... - Or a genius. 137 00:04:02,176 --> 00:04:04,543 I don't understand. She never liked Mark. 138 00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:06,779 I mean, the whole time we dated in high school, 139 00:04:06,814 --> 00:04:09,014 he was not invited to our house once. 140 00:04:09,049 --> 00:04:10,282 Well, she seems to like him now. 141 00:04:10,317 --> 00:04:11,984 Oh, my God. That's it. 142 00:04:12,019 --> 00:04:13,285 She's trying to break us up. 143 00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:14,987 - Why would she do that? - I don't know. 144 00:04:15,022 --> 00:04:17,556 - But I'm gonna find out. - [baby coos] 145 00:04:17,591 --> 00:04:19,258 What is going on with you, baby girl? 146 00:04:19,293 --> 00:04:20,626 - What's wrong? - I don't know. 147 00:04:20,661 --> 00:04:22,528 She doesn't want to nurse. 148 00:04:22,563 --> 00:04:24,196 No, it's like she doesn't give a hoot 149 00:04:24,231 --> 00:04:25,664 about these old boobers anymore. 150 00:04:25,699 --> 00:04:27,299 Well, maybe she's weaning? 151 00:04:27,334 --> 00:04:29,401 - She's not weaning. - I mean, she's one years old. 152 00:04:29,436 --> 00:04:32,504 Yeah, but this is also our special cuddle time together. 153 00:04:32,540 --> 00:04:34,306 You're gonna have other special cuddle time, 154 00:04:34,341 --> 00:04:36,275 even when she's not sucking on those mammer jams. 155 00:04:36,310 --> 00:04:38,877 It might be nice to have them back to yourself. 156 00:04:38,913 --> 00:04:40,712 Maybe it's 'cause I've been at the hospital so much. 157 00:04:40,748 --> 00:04:42,114 I mean, she's been spending a lot of time 158 00:04:42,149 --> 00:04:43,382 with Bruce and Cookie. 159 00:04:43,417 --> 00:04:45,184 There you go. When there's a problem, 160 00:04:45,219 --> 00:04:47,719 it's best to always first blame Bruce. 161 00:04:47,755 --> 00:04:48,954 - Okay. - Just like my mom. 162 00:04:48,989 --> 00:04:50,689 Are we still talking about this? 163 00:04:50,724 --> 00:04:52,624 Where are your shorts? 164 00:04:52,660 --> 00:04:55,561 P-p-p-p-popcorn! Popcorn! 165 00:04:55,596 --> 00:04:58,197 - S-s-s-s-soldier Field! - [feedback blares] 166 00:04:58,239 --> 00:05:01,640 Wow, that's a sweet setup, Bruce. 167 00:05:01,669 --> 00:05:03,535 Yeah, when Caruso Construction sponsors an event, 168 00:05:03,846 --> 00:05:04,518 we go all out. 169 00:05:04,549 --> 00:05:06,213 - Yeah. - Check these babies out. 170 00:05:06,258 --> 00:05:07,658 Are these the new jerseys? 171 00:05:07,975 --> 00:05:09,059 Fresh off the presses. 172 00:05:09,122 --> 00:05:10,121 Wow! 173 00:05:10,168 --> 00:05:11,801 That panther really hates that basketball. 174 00:05:11,903 --> 00:05:14,771 - Coach Mark! - Aha, there she is! 175 00:05:14,806 --> 00:05:17,440 My MVP! All right. What's going on? 176 00:05:17,476 --> 00:05:18,975 - Coach Mark! - All right. 177 00:05:19,011 --> 00:05:20,510 Ooh, a little pinky swear. I like that. 178 00:05:20,545 --> 00:05:22,412 Hey, thanks so much for hosting us last night. 179 00:05:22,447 --> 00:05:23,413 - "Hoosiers." - Yes. 180 00:05:23,448 --> 00:05:24,748 Ahh, seminal film. 181 00:05:24,783 --> 00:05:26,416 Really highlights the importance 182 00:05:26,451 --> 00:05:28,118 of the coach-player relationship. 183 00:05:28,153 --> 00:05:30,820 Yeah. Sometimes I wish that Gene Hackman was my father. 184 00:05:30,856 --> 00:05:32,022 Well, as your star player, 185 00:05:32,057 --> 00:05:33,957 I would really love to hear your, uh... 186 00:05:33,992 --> 00:05:35,358 Your approach to coaching. 187 00:05:35,394 --> 00:05:36,660 - Okay. - And... and life. 188 00:05:36,695 --> 00:05:37,961 - Effort is everything. - Yup. 189 00:05:37,996 --> 00:05:39,129 Uh, never forget the intangibles. 190 00:05:39,164 --> 00:05:41,231 - Good. - And, uh, stats are overrated. 191 00:05:41,266 --> 00:05:43,833 Hmm. How do you feel about rebounding? 192 00:05:43,869 --> 00:05:45,168 It's a crucial part of the game. 193 00:05:45,203 --> 00:05:46,336 Very interesting. 194 00:05:46,371 --> 00:05:48,371 But sometimes when one rebounds, you know, 195 00:05:48,407 --> 00:05:50,974 you touch the ball and you just toss it away too quickly. 196 00:05:51,009 --> 00:05:52,676 Sure, s-sometimes... 197 00:05:52,711 --> 00:05:55,979 And that's when people get hurt. 198 00:05:56,014 --> 00:05:58,248 Gwen, are we still talking about basketball? 199 00:05:58,283 --> 00:06:00,316 What else would we be talking about? 200 00:06:00,352 --> 00:06:03,586 - Okay. - Let me ask you about cheating. 201 00:06:03,622 --> 00:06:05,555 Do you condone it? 202 00:06:05,590 --> 00:06:06,856 I have never cheated 203 00:06:06,892 --> 00:06:08,958 on the court or in life. 204 00:06:08,994 --> 00:06:11,428 Emma and I got together after my divorce was finalized. 205 00:06:11,463 --> 00:06:13,229 Whoa! 206 00:06:13,265 --> 00:06:15,098 Keep your personal life to yourself, buddy. 207 00:06:15,133 --> 00:06:17,067 This is basketball we're talking about, man. 208 00:06:17,102 --> 00:06:20,437 Coming in at a respectable height and weight, 209 00:06:20,472 --> 00:06:22,038 and wearing shorts, 210 00:06:22,074 --> 00:06:25,775 your newest member of the Pinebrook Panthers, 211 00:06:25,811 --> 00:06:28,445 Emma Crawford! 212 00:06:28,480 --> 00:06:30,580 Let's get ready... 213 00:06:30,615 --> 00:06:32,949 to basketball! 214 00:06:32,984 --> 00:06:34,150 Ugh! 215 00:06:34,186 --> 00:06:37,253 [panting] 216 00:06:37,289 --> 00:06:38,855 Was I close? 217 00:06:40,887 --> 00:06:42,310 All right, everybody, let's huddle up. 218 00:06:42,333 --> 00:06:44,395 Huddle up. Here we go. All right. 219 00:06:44,443 --> 00:06:46,137 Nice work, ladies. Nice work. 220 00:06:46,219 --> 00:06:47,185 - All right. - Whoo! 221 00:06:47,271 --> 00:06:48,337 Now just a reminder, 222 00:06:48,373 --> 00:06:50,272 if you want to move the ball forward, 223 00:06:50,308 --> 00:06:51,941 you have to dribble it. 224 00:06:51,976 --> 00:06:53,943 - Every time? - Yes, every time. 225 00:06:53,978 --> 00:06:55,911 Ugh, this game is so hard. 226 00:06:55,947 --> 00:06:57,146 All right. Panthers on three, guys. 227 00:06:57,181 --> 00:06:58,547 All right, you ready? All right. 228 00:06:58,583 --> 00:07:00,750 - One, two, three. - All: Panthers! 229 00:07:00,785 --> 00:07:01,984 - All right. - All right. 230 00:07:02,020 --> 00:07:03,886 Okay, ladies. 231 00:07:03,921 --> 00:07:06,222 Uh, hey, Mom, can I talk to you for a sec? 232 00:07:06,257 --> 00:07:08,224 If it doesn't interfere with my cool-down. 233 00:07:08,259 --> 00:07:09,759 Hundred free throws. 234 00:07:10,163 --> 00:07:11,360 Oh, God, give it up, Mom. 235 00:07:11,396 --> 00:07:13,195 No one's buying the Larry Bird routine. 236 00:07:13,231 --> 00:07:15,865 I'll have you know I was all-state in high school. 237 00:07:15,900 --> 00:07:18,472 Spent a semester playing in college 238 00:07:18,550 --> 00:07:19,488 before I met your father. 239 00:07:19,534 --> 00:07:21,303 Why are you spending so much time with my boyfriend? 240 00:07:21,339 --> 00:07:22,605 He's my coach. 241 00:07:22,640 --> 00:07:23,906 Come on, I know what's going on. 242 00:07:23,941 --> 00:07:25,608 All right? You're trying to get involved, 243 00:07:25,643 --> 00:07:27,176 get in between the two of us. 244 00:07:27,211 --> 00:07:29,445 Well, you can take your best shot, 245 00:07:29,480 --> 00:07:30,913 but I'm gonna block it. 246 00:07:30,948 --> 00:07:32,381 I'm blocking that. 247 00:07:32,417 --> 00:07:34,650 Oh, you're running scared now. 248 00:07:34,686 --> 00:07:36,218 Uggghh! 249 00:07:36,254 --> 00:07:38,654 Ahhh! 250 00:07:38,690 --> 00:07:39,855 Work on your D, 251 00:07:39,891 --> 00:07:40,956 'cause we're gonna need everyone 252 00:07:40,992 --> 00:07:42,358 if we want to beat Danbury. 253 00:07:42,393 --> 00:07:45,161 Even the weakest link. 254 00:07:45,196 --> 00:07:46,395 Hnngh! 255 00:07:46,431 --> 00:07:47,763 Swish. 256 00:07:47,799 --> 00:07:49,131 [sighs] 257 00:07:53,638 --> 00:07:55,337 God, there is something just so sexy 258 00:07:55,373 --> 00:07:56,539 about a man with an iron. 259 00:07:56,574 --> 00:07:58,074 Is there now? 260 00:07:58,109 --> 00:07:59,208 You like this, huh? Oh, yeah. 261 00:07:59,243 --> 00:08:00,776 - Little of this? - Oh, yeah. 262 00:08:00,812 --> 00:08:02,278 Get your back into it. 263 00:08:02,313 --> 00:08:04,647 Oh, that's hot. 264 00:08:04,682 --> 00:08:06,115 You know what, honey? I got to tell you, 265 00:08:06,150 --> 00:08:09,151 you are a profound detriment to our team. 266 00:08:09,187 --> 00:08:10,920 But boy, it's great having you around. 267 00:08:10,955 --> 00:08:13,322 Anything I can do to support my man. 268 00:08:13,357 --> 00:08:15,791 - You just call me Tami T. - Okay. 269 00:08:15,827 --> 00:08:18,694 But at the same time, I do need you to quit this team. 270 00:08:18,730 --> 00:08:20,368 [laughs] I'm not quitting the team. 271 00:08:20,391 --> 00:08:21,547 Mark, I am not joking around. 272 00:08:21,578 --> 00:08:23,094 This is important. My mom is... 273 00:08:23,141 --> 00:08:24,407 - I talked to your mom. - Whoa, whoa, what? 274 00:08:24,442 --> 00:08:26,109 Everything is fine. It's all handled. 275 00:08:26,144 --> 00:08:27,477 Coach to player. 276 00:08:27,512 --> 00:08:29,045 Okay, you need to understand something. 277 00:08:29,080 --> 00:08:30,613 My mother does not like you. 278 00:08:30,649 --> 00:08:32,115 She has never liked you. 279 00:08:32,150 --> 00:08:33,750 And that's something you feel like you needed 280 00:08:33,785 --> 00:08:34,504 to say to me out loud? 281 00:08:34,582 --> 00:08:36,252 I feel it's important 282 00:08:36,288 --> 00:08:37,720 that you know what you're dealing with, okay? 283 00:08:37,756 --> 00:08:40,690 Hey, with the way things are going between you and I, 284 00:08:40,725 --> 00:08:41,991 I think it's important 285 00:08:42,027 --> 00:08:44,093 that I learn how to get along with your mom. 286 00:08:44,129 --> 00:08:46,296 Why? I don't get along with my mom. 287 00:08:46,331 --> 00:08:48,865 Okay. I'm gonna finish this up at home. 288 00:08:48,900 --> 00:08:50,400 Why? Ugh. Wow. 289 00:08:50,435 --> 00:08:52,135 This is exactly what she wants. 290 00:08:52,170 --> 00:08:53,269 She wants to drive a wedge between us. 291 00:08:53,305 --> 00:08:54,404 Honey, it's gonna be fine. 292 00:08:54,439 --> 00:08:55,939 I really need you to get some rest. 293 00:08:55,974 --> 00:08:59,442 All right? 'Cause we got ourselves a big game tomorrow. 294 00:08:59,477 --> 00:09:01,110 Okay, well, just FYI, 295 00:09:01,146 --> 00:09:03,813 that was very Coach Taylor to my Tami T., 296 00:09:03,848 --> 00:09:05,415 and I am into it, y'all. 297 00:09:05,450 --> 00:09:08,618 'Cause the clear eyes and the full pants... 298 00:09:08,653 --> 00:09:10,486 We'll win. 299 00:09:10,522 --> 00:09:12,956 Okay. 300 00:09:12,991 --> 00:09:14,324 [giggling] 301 00:09:14,359 --> 00:09:15,858 Mags, devil's at the doorstep, 302 00:09:15,894 --> 00:09:17,260 and Mark is just inviting her right in. 303 00:09:17,295 --> 00:09:18,661 That's vampires. 304 00:09:18,697 --> 00:09:20,196 Vampires are the ones you have to invite in. 305 00:09:20,232 --> 00:09:21,698 Let me remind you, Maggie, 306 00:09:21,733 --> 00:09:22,999 that when Mark proposed to me, 307 00:09:23,034 --> 00:09:25,168 it was my mother who told me to leave for China 308 00:09:25,203 --> 00:09:26,502 and not tell him. 309 00:09:26,538 --> 00:09:27,870 Oh, and who did it? Did you do it? 310 00:09:27,906 --> 00:09:29,172 Or did your mom do it? 311 00:09:29,207 --> 00:09:30,173 - Okay... - I'm pretty sure it was you. 312 00:09:30,208 --> 00:09:31,774 I think that's off-topic. 313 00:09:31,810 --> 00:09:33,676 You could've stayed. You could've married Mark. 314 00:09:33,712 --> 00:09:35,144 But you didn't. You went to China 315 00:09:35,180 --> 00:09:36,879 and totally ghosted him. 316 00:09:36,915 --> 00:09:39,082 My mother is meddling. I assure you. 317 00:09:39,117 --> 00:09:40,083 That was a long time ago, okay? 318 00:09:40,118 --> 00:09:41,451 Your mom has changed. 319 00:09:41,486 --> 00:09:42,885 That's definitely not what's happening. 320 00:09:42,921 --> 00:09:45,054 Well, maybe she's attempting to change, 321 00:09:45,090 --> 00:09:46,456 and you are stopping her. 322 00:09:46,491 --> 00:09:48,157 Ugh, these theories, Maggie. 323 00:09:48,193 --> 00:09:50,026 You got to work on 'em. 324 00:09:50,061 --> 00:09:51,594 What is going on with these PJs? 325 00:09:51,630 --> 00:09:52,996 Oh, they're too small. You know what? 326 00:09:53,031 --> 00:09:54,631 Let me put 'em in the donate pile. 327 00:09:54,666 --> 00:09:56,699 [high-pitched] You're not giving away her teddy bears. 328 00:09:56,735 --> 00:09:58,501 Oh, no, what is that voice? 329 00:09:58,536 --> 00:10:00,790 - She needs her teddy bears. - No, that's crazy. 330 00:10:00,868 --> 00:10:02,306 These are her favorite teddy bears. 331 00:10:02,337 --> 00:10:04,741 Maggie, her toe is busting out of them Hook-style. 332 00:10:04,776 --> 00:10:05,742 No, no, no, no. 333 00:10:05,777 --> 00:10:07,243 What, did you shrink them? 334 00:10:07,279 --> 00:10:09,879 - She's growing up. - Well, I don't like it. 335 00:10:09,914 --> 00:10:11,581 Okay? I'm working so much 336 00:10:11,616 --> 00:10:13,950 and I'm never here, and it's all going by way too fast, 337 00:10:13,985 --> 00:10:15,485 and it's hurting my feelings. 338 00:10:15,520 --> 00:10:17,820 I know, but we don't want her to stay a baby forever, 339 00:10:17,856 --> 00:10:19,355 like Benjamin Button. 340 00:10:19,391 --> 00:10:20,623 No, he doesn't stay a baby forever. 341 00:10:20,659 --> 00:10:22,592 - He ages backwards. - What? Why? 342 00:10:22,627 --> 00:10:24,093 That's why it's a curious case. 343 00:10:24,129 --> 00:10:26,763 Ugh. Not interested. 344 00:10:26,798 --> 00:10:29,899 Aagh, I can't keep my underwear from riding up in these shorts. 345 00:10:29,934 --> 00:10:31,534 That's why I free ball it. 346 00:10:31,569 --> 00:10:34,404 Swing, swing, ding, ding. Got it? 347 00:10:34,439 --> 00:10:37,573 No, I don't got it. 348 00:10:37,609 --> 00:10:38,908 [sighs] 349 00:10:38,943 --> 00:10:40,276 [grunting] 350 00:10:42,514 --> 00:10:44,947 Really, Mom? Magic Johnson? 351 00:10:44,983 --> 00:10:46,616 What? It's my basketball name. 352 00:10:46,651 --> 00:10:47,884 You know that's a real person. 353 00:10:47,919 --> 00:10:49,719 Yeah. Earvin Magic Johnson, Jr. 354 00:10:49,754 --> 00:10:51,821 Who could forget his epic rivalry with Bird 355 00:10:51,856 --> 00:10:54,791 or his... his return to glory in the '92 All-Star game? 356 00:10:54,826 --> 00:10:59,262 Not to mention he has exquisite taste in suits. 357 00:11:00,865 --> 00:11:03,466 [sighs] Mom, I'm sorry. 358 00:11:05,036 --> 00:11:08,971 Please. Call me Magic. 359 00:11:09,007 --> 00:11:11,240 Magic, I-I'm sorry. 360 00:11:11,276 --> 00:11:13,343 I thought you were just meddling in my business again, 361 00:11:13,378 --> 00:11:16,212 but apparently you really do love this crazy sport. 362 00:11:16,247 --> 00:11:18,047 - I do. - Yeah. 363 00:11:18,083 --> 00:11:21,451 So let's go out there and... 364 00:11:21,486 --> 00:11:23,186 make a brick, or whatever. 365 00:11:23,221 --> 00:11:25,021 - [laughs] - Ladies. 366 00:11:25,056 --> 00:11:26,689 Let's take a knee. 367 00:11:26,725 --> 00:11:29,392 - Okay, you guys, it's game time. - Yeah! 368 00:11:29,427 --> 00:11:30,727 Some people think that 369 00:11:30,762 --> 00:11:32,095 when you get to the top of the mountain... 370 00:11:32,130 --> 00:11:33,062 - Mark... - That's the... 371 00:11:33,098 --> 00:11:34,163 - Mark. - Yep? 372 00:11:34,199 --> 00:11:35,264 I'd like to say a few words. 373 00:11:35,300 --> 00:11:36,532 Okay, all right, I was... 374 00:11:36,568 --> 00:11:38,634 I thought I was doing that, but... 375 00:11:38,670 --> 00:11:39,969 Comrades in sport, 376 00:11:40,004 --> 00:11:41,704 I have truly enjoyed the last few weeks. 377 00:11:41,740 --> 00:11:45,041 However, like Lance Armstrong in the Tour De France, 378 00:11:45,076 --> 00:11:46,476 I have a confession to make. 379 00:11:46,511 --> 00:11:48,611 - I knew it. - She's on roids. 380 00:11:48,646 --> 00:11:50,113 Mary Pat... 381 00:11:50,148 --> 00:11:52,248 The reason I joined this team 382 00:11:52,283 --> 00:11:55,485 was really to investigate the romantic relationship 383 00:11:55,520 --> 00:11:57,520 between my daughter and Coach Mark. 384 00:11:57,555 --> 00:12:00,189 Can I definitely, definitely take back my apology? 385 00:12:00,225 --> 00:12:01,524 Nope. You already said it. 386 00:12:01,559 --> 00:12:03,426 Okay, now that we got all that out of the way, 387 00:12:03,461 --> 00:12:05,194 let's go play some basketball, right? 388 00:12:05,230 --> 00:12:08,264 - 15 long years ago... - Son of a gun. 389 00:12:08,299 --> 00:12:10,466 When Mark proposed to Emma, 390 00:12:10,502 --> 00:12:13,302 I counseled her to say no and flee to China. 391 00:12:13,338 --> 00:12:14,670 This is not really the time for this. 392 00:12:14,706 --> 00:12:16,272 What? You told your daughter not to marry me? 393 00:12:16,307 --> 00:12:17,573 - I did. - Okay... 394 00:12:17,609 --> 00:12:20,076 But what made me feel really bad is that... 395 00:12:20,111 --> 00:12:22,311 [sighs] That night, when you came to the door... 396 00:12:22,347 --> 00:12:23,579 He came to the door? 397 00:12:23,615 --> 00:12:25,348 Yes, of course I came to the door. 398 00:12:25,383 --> 00:12:27,650 Like a wet golden retriever looking for his ball. 399 00:12:27,685 --> 00:12:30,553 So I lied and said that you'd already left for China, 400 00:12:30,588 --> 00:12:33,556 when in fact, you were upstairs blubbering on your daybed. 401 00:12:33,591 --> 00:12:35,591 - She was upstairs? - Unbelievable. 402 00:12:35,627 --> 00:12:39,328 Oh, God, that is such a weight off my shoulders. 403 00:12:39,364 --> 00:12:40,797 - Okay, Panthers on three. - You were upstairs. 404 00:12:40,832 --> 00:12:42,031 No, no, no. I... 405 00:12:42,066 --> 00:12:44,834 All: One, two, three. Panthers! 406 00:12:44,869 --> 00:12:47,503 Let's go, girls. I can smell the victory. 407 00:12:57,951 --> 00:13:00,421 Get back on D, guys. Get your hands up, please! 408 00:13:02,418 --> 00:13:04,566 You have to wonder what's going on 409 00:13:04,636 --> 00:13:05,722 with the Panthers tonight. 410 00:13:05,769 --> 00:13:07,602 They're getting absolutely demolished 411 00:13:07,637 --> 00:13:09,170 by the Danbury Dragons. 412 00:13:09,205 --> 00:13:10,605 Speaking of demolitions, 413 00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:12,206 your experts at Caruso Construction are here 414 00:13:12,242 --> 00:13:14,409 to help you get rid of that old shed, carport, or gazebo. 415 00:13:14,444 --> 00:13:15,410 - [whistle blast] - Again, Mark, 416 00:13:15,445 --> 00:13:16,778 I am just so sorry. 417 00:13:16,813 --> 00:13:18,179 I mean, I knew my mom didn't like you, 418 00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:20,081 but I had no idea she would stoop that low. 419 00:13:20,116 --> 00:13:21,282 Emma, it was a long time ago. 420 00:13:21,318 --> 00:13:22,283 I can't talk about that right now. 421 00:13:22,319 --> 00:13:23,318 I am focused on keeping Mary Pat 422 00:13:23,353 --> 00:13:24,385 out of foul trouble. 423 00:13:24,421 --> 00:13:25,620 Can we talk about it later? 424 00:13:25,655 --> 00:13:27,555 - [sputtering] Go! Sit down! - Okay. 425 00:13:27,591 --> 00:13:29,591 - Bug off! - [whistles] 426 00:13:29,626 --> 00:13:32,060 Nine blue. Pushing. 427 00:13:32,095 --> 00:13:33,361 - Come on! - Time out red. 428 00:13:33,396 --> 00:13:34,929 Keep the elbows in, Mary Pat. 429 00:13:34,965 --> 00:13:38,166 Please. You're like a windmill out there! 430 00:13:38,201 --> 00:13:40,034 Maggie. Maggie! 431 00:13:40,070 --> 00:13:42,236 Yeah, Mr. Nanjiani, what's up? 432 00:13:42,272 --> 00:13:43,938 The Panthers could use some help. 433 00:13:43,974 --> 00:13:48,409 Maybe this international calling card can sweeten the deal? 434 00:13:48,445 --> 00:13:50,345 - Are you trying to bribe me? - No way. 435 00:13:50,380 --> 00:13:54,449 But maybe Charlotte might travel abroad and want to call Mommy. 436 00:13:54,484 --> 00:13:57,051 She's a baby. She's not going abroad. 437 00:13:57,087 --> 00:13:58,620 Okay? Game on! 438 00:13:58,655 --> 00:14:02,790 Please, Maggie, I got a lot of money on this game! 439 00:14:02,826 --> 00:14:05,994 Stay on her! 440 00:14:06,029 --> 00:14:09,163 The Panthers are really laying an egg. 441 00:14:09,199 --> 00:14:10,999 [squeaks] 442 00:14:11,034 --> 00:14:12,767 I don't like the way we're running the pick-and-roll. 443 00:14:12,802 --> 00:14:14,202 Oh, yeah? Well, I guess there's a lot of things 444 00:14:14,237 --> 00:14:15,236 you don't like about me. 445 00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:16,638 What is his problem? 446 00:14:16,673 --> 00:14:18,940 His problem? You are the problem. 447 00:14:18,975 --> 00:14:20,475 Oh, please, I'm slicing their D 448 00:14:20,510 --> 00:14:21,909 like a hot knife through butter. 449 00:14:21,945 --> 00:14:23,511 Emma, why don't you go sub in for Mary Pat? 450 00:14:23,546 --> 00:14:26,112 Mom, what don't you like about Mark? 451 00:14:26,135 --> 00:14:27,393 Can we not do this right now? 452 00:14:27,448 --> 00:14:29,117 Is it 'cause he's not a fancy businessman? 453 00:14:29,181 --> 00:14:31,342 Because he lives in an apartment building 454 00:14:31,421 --> 00:14:33,428 filled with divorcees and strippers? 455 00:14:33,482 --> 00:14:34,529 That's unsavory. 456 00:14:34,606 --> 00:14:36,240 Is it 'cause he hasn't had one hair on his head 457 00:14:36,311 --> 00:14:37,158 since he was 20 years old? 458 00:14:37,193 --> 00:14:38,926 Can I ask you to list all the things that are wrong with me 459 00:14:38,962 --> 00:14:40,061 after the game? 460 00:14:40,096 --> 00:14:41,562 I'm trying to work something out here! 461 00:14:41,598 --> 00:14:42,830 Great idea! 462 00:14:42,866 --> 00:14:44,632 Though I must say, I don't know why 463 00:14:44,668 --> 00:14:46,067 anyone with a head that looks like that 464 00:14:46,102 --> 00:14:47,335 would choose to be bald. 465 00:14:47,370 --> 00:14:49,971 It's genetic! 466 00:14:50,006 --> 00:14:51,639 Maggie, you got to throw me out of this game. 467 00:14:51,675 --> 00:14:53,041 Gwen and Emma are driving me insane. 468 00:14:53,076 --> 00:14:54,642 Can't just throw you out for no reason. 469 00:14:54,678 --> 00:14:55,743 Maggie, please! 470 00:14:55,779 --> 00:14:57,078 Got to give me a reason, Coach. 471 00:14:57,113 --> 00:14:58,846 Yeah, well, you know what? 472 00:14:58,882 --> 00:15:01,582 You should open an agency, because that was a travel! 473 00:15:01,618 --> 00:15:03,284 I respectfully disagree, sir. 474 00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:05,453 - [blows whistle] - That was a travel. 475 00:15:05,488 --> 00:15:07,388 Traveling! Blue ball! 476 00:15:07,424 --> 00:15:09,490 Okay. All right. I see what you're doing. 477 00:15:09,526 --> 00:15:10,692 You need to understand something. 478 00:15:10,727 --> 00:15:12,694 Mark is here to stay, okay? 479 00:15:12,729 --> 00:15:15,029 Mom, stop sipping that sports drink! 480 00:15:15,065 --> 00:15:17,799 What, you don't want me to replace my electrolytes? 481 00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:19,901 God, why do you not want me to be happy? 482 00:15:19,936 --> 00:15:21,903 All I want is for you to be happy. 483 00:15:21,938 --> 00:15:23,871 Then stop trying to break us up! 484 00:15:23,907 --> 00:15:27,008 [sighs] Emma, I left college my sophomore year 485 00:15:27,043 --> 00:15:28,309 to marry your father. 486 00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:29,677 Yes, I've heard all about it. 487 00:15:29,713 --> 00:15:31,179 Yeah, but you haven't heard... 488 00:15:31,214 --> 00:15:34,115 I regretted it for the rest of my life. 489 00:15:34,150 --> 00:15:35,717 Except for you. 490 00:15:35,752 --> 00:15:38,686 You're the thing I'm most proud of. 491 00:15:38,722 --> 00:15:41,422 - Mom... - I didn't want you to settle, 492 00:15:41,458 --> 00:15:42,857 like I did. 493 00:15:42,892 --> 00:15:44,726 I wanted you to have a chance to... 494 00:15:44,761 --> 00:15:48,663 To go out and... And experience the world. 495 00:15:48,698 --> 00:15:50,431 Is that what all this Gwennaissance stuff 496 00:15:50,467 --> 00:15:51,799 has been about? 497 00:15:51,835 --> 00:15:54,736 It gave me a chance to chase my hoop dreams. 498 00:15:54,771 --> 00:15:58,539 Well, you do have a natural talent for... 499 00:15:58,575 --> 00:16:01,109 the bouncing of the balls or whatever. 500 00:16:01,144 --> 00:16:02,643 Hey, ref! Ref! 501 00:16:02,679 --> 00:16:04,512 You want a trumpet? Because you're blowing it! 502 00:16:04,547 --> 00:16:05,913 How about... how about you check your answering machine, 503 00:16:05,949 --> 00:16:07,515 'cause you're missing calls! 504 00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:08,850 - Hey, watch yourself, Coach. - You know what? 505 00:16:08,885 --> 00:16:10,885 I just hope Charlotte starts walking soon, 506 00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:12,954 so you know what walking looks like. 507 00:16:12,989 --> 00:16:14,021 What did you say to me? 508 00:16:14,057 --> 00:16:15,590 I said, I just hope Charlotte walks soon, 509 00:16:15,625 --> 00:16:17,191 so you know what walking looks like. 510 00:16:17,227 --> 00:16:20,561 Because... wait. Wait, why are you crying? 511 00:16:21,203 --> 00:16:22,530 No, no, no, Maggie. I'm sorry. 512 00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:25,032 I... I take that back. Why would you say that to me? 513 00:16:25,068 --> 00:16:26,834 Ref, we need a time-out. 514 00:16:26,870 --> 00:16:29,137 Gwen, you can't call a time-out from the bench. 515 00:16:29,172 --> 00:16:30,505 I'll allow it. 516 00:16:30,540 --> 00:16:32,640 I think we could all use a time-out right now. 517 00:16:32,675 --> 00:16:34,408 - [buzzer sounds] - Oh, there it goes. 518 00:16:34,444 --> 00:16:36,043 We're just done then, huh? 519 00:16:36,079 --> 00:16:37,812 An unorthodox time-out call 520 00:16:37,847 --> 00:16:40,581 from the MVP on the Panthers bench. 521 00:16:40,617 --> 00:16:42,450 And speaking of benches, 522 00:16:42,485 --> 00:16:44,552 Caruso Construction is here to help you tackle 523 00:16:44,587 --> 00:16:46,154 all of your benching needs. 524 00:16:46,189 --> 00:16:50,191 Mags? Mags, are you okay? 525 00:16:50,226 --> 00:16:54,028 I just... I feel like Charlotte's growing up too fast. 526 00:16:54,063 --> 00:16:57,498 [exhales] Yeah. 527 00:16:57,534 --> 00:16:59,634 But you know what, Mags? 528 00:16:59,669 --> 00:17:01,836 Remember when she was a newborn 529 00:17:01,871 --> 00:17:04,138 and we thought there could be nothing better 530 00:17:04,174 --> 00:17:05,339 than those sweet smiles? 531 00:17:05,375 --> 00:17:06,541 Right. 532 00:17:06,576 --> 00:17:07,909 And then she started crawling. 533 00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:10,111 And we thought nothing could be better than that. 534 00:17:10,146 --> 00:17:12,947 And then she said her first words, and it was like... 535 00:17:12,982 --> 00:17:15,650 The best thing that ever happened. 536 00:17:15,685 --> 00:17:16,851 Yeah. 537 00:17:16,886 --> 00:17:18,753 There's just gonna keep on being new best things 538 00:17:18,788 --> 00:17:21,155 all the time, because you're doing such an amazing job 539 00:17:21,191 --> 00:17:24,158 as a mom that she feels comfortable trying new things. 540 00:17:24,194 --> 00:17:26,093 Maybe I'll be a worse mom. 541 00:17:26,129 --> 00:17:27,628 What could I have said different 542 00:17:27,664 --> 00:17:30,364 so that you wouldn't say that about yourself? 543 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:33,100 You're the best, Mags. 544 00:17:33,136 --> 00:17:34,869 You're a good dad, too, Bruce. 545 00:17:34,904 --> 00:17:36,537 Thanks, Mags. 546 00:17:36,573 --> 00:17:37,939 Now, if you'll excuse me, 547 00:17:37,974 --> 00:17:40,474 I have to go shoot people in the face with T-shirts. 548 00:17:40,510 --> 00:17:41,776 - What's that now? - Mm-hmm. 549 00:17:41,811 --> 00:17:43,077 Mark, I'd like to clear something up. 550 00:17:43,112 --> 00:17:44,212 O-okay. 551 00:17:44,247 --> 00:17:46,080 When you proposed to Emma, 552 00:17:46,115 --> 00:17:47,882 I did have my reservations. 553 00:17:47,917 --> 00:17:50,017 But since then, you followed your dreams. 554 00:17:50,053 --> 00:17:52,687 You've found your way back to one another, 555 00:17:52,722 --> 00:17:54,822 and clearly, it's meant to be. 556 00:17:54,858 --> 00:17:56,457 - Thank you, Mom. - Therefore, 557 00:17:56,492 --> 00:17:57,959 I give you my blessing. 558 00:17:57,994 --> 00:18:00,628 That means a lot. In the future, I would really... 559 00:18:00,663 --> 00:18:02,597 I promise, I will refrain 560 00:18:02,632 --> 00:18:04,498 from meddling in your relationship. 561 00:18:04,534 --> 00:18:06,167 - Thank you, Mom. - Thank you very much. 562 00:18:06,202 --> 00:18:08,436 Just promise me one thing: you won't get married outdoors. 563 00:18:08,471 --> 00:18:09,804 - Mom... - It's not meddling. 564 00:18:09,839 --> 00:18:11,739 - It's good taste. - What are you doing? 565 00:18:11,774 --> 00:18:14,408 Enough of this kissy-kissy, huggy-huggy crap. 566 00:18:14,444 --> 00:18:17,478 - Let's play some ball! - You said it, Mary Pat. 567 00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:18,846 Get out there, ladies. Quick, get out there. 568 00:18:18,882 --> 00:18:21,616 - Let's get ready to basketball! - Not you. 569 00:18:21,651 --> 00:18:24,685 Pinebrook down by 16. Five to play. 570 00:18:24,721 --> 00:18:27,955 [upbeat music] 571 00:18:27,991 --> 00:18:34,929 572 00:18:35,999 --> 00:18:39,000 Another basket for my ma! 573 00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:40,902 Ball, ball! 574 00:18:43,172 --> 00:18:45,873 - Yes! - Hoop, there it is! 575 00:18:48,444 --> 00:18:49,911 Good steal, Gwen, good steal! 576 00:18:49,946 --> 00:18:55,783 577 00:18:55,818 --> 00:18:58,586 And the Panthers have made a huge comeback 578 00:18:58,621 --> 00:19:02,590 thanks to the fantastic play of Magic Johnson! 579 00:19:02,625 --> 00:19:05,026 I can't believe I get to say that. 580 00:19:05,061 --> 00:19:07,061 [whistle blows] 581 00:19:07,096 --> 00:19:09,096 Panthers are down by one. 582 00:19:09,132 --> 00:19:11,232 They've got to hustle! 583 00:19:11,267 --> 00:19:13,668 You're getting trapped. You're getting trapped! 584 00:19:15,705 --> 00:19:17,538 Mom, I'm free! I'm free! 585 00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:19,507 Mary Pat! Get it to Mary Pat! 586 00:19:19,542 --> 00:19:21,943 Back to Mary Pat! 587 00:19:21,978 --> 00:19:23,778 I'm free! 588 00:19:23,813 --> 00:19:25,579 Oh, all right. 589 00:19:25,615 --> 00:19:27,782 - Johnson to Crawford! - Oh, my God. 590 00:19:27,817 --> 00:19:30,051 - She's got it! - Shoot it! 591 00:19:30,086 --> 00:19:33,120 Five, four... 592 00:19:33,156 --> 00:19:34,922 Shoot it! 593 00:19:34,958 --> 00:19:36,223 That way! 594 00:19:36,259 --> 00:19:39,393 - Two! - Shoot it! 595 00:19:39,429 --> 00:19:46,567 596 00:19:49,472 --> 00:19:52,073 [buzzer sounds] 597 00:19:52,108 --> 00:19:53,474 [blows whistle] 598 00:19:53,509 --> 00:19:55,209 Game over. 599 00:19:55,244 --> 00:19:56,577 Nuts. 600 00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:58,045 The Dragons win. 601 00:19:58,081 --> 00:20:00,247 [somber squeak] 602 00:20:00,283 --> 00:20:01,649 [sighs] 603 00:20:01,684 --> 00:20:03,250 This is why I don't do things with you. 604 00:20:03,286 --> 00:20:04,785 I love you too, Mom. 605 00:20:04,821 --> 00:20:09,357 No! I just lost my house! 606 00:20:09,392 --> 00:20:10,891 I'm sorry, guys. 607 00:20:13,149 --> 00:20:14,164 Ready? Here we go. 608 00:20:14,587 --> 00:20:18,669 - Whoo! - Alley-oop! 609 00:20:18,735 --> 00:20:21,484 Baby, see, you're gonna be dunking in no time. 610 00:20:21,687 --> 00:20:23,353 As long as she doesn't learn from Emma. 611 00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:24,855 You know we never found that ball. 612 00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:26,490 You know what? It was a moral victory. 613 00:20:26,525 --> 00:20:27,825 Like in "Hoosiers." 614 00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:29,460 Oh, they actually win in that movie. 615 00:20:29,495 --> 00:20:31,028 - "Mighty Ducks"? - No, they win in that too. 616 00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:32,130 - Mm-hmm. - Come on. 617 00:20:32,177 --> 00:20:34,097 How's a bunch of ducks win a hockey game? 618 00:20:34,133 --> 00:20:35,399 They don't have hands. 619 00:20:35,434 --> 00:20:37,334 - [laughs] - I shouldn't even... 620 00:20:37,369 --> 00:20:39,336 - Use your brain. - Mags, look. 621 00:20:39,371 --> 00:20:42,439 [gasps] That's a walk! 622 00:20:42,475 --> 00:20:44,408 That was a walk. 623 00:20:44,443 --> 00:20:46,210 I think she has my coordination. 624 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:48,045 God, I hope not. 625 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,413 You did it! 626 00:20:49,438 --> 00:20:53,904 627 00:20:53,954 --> 00:20:58,504 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 44993

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