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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,620 --> 00:00:02,540 I'm gonna say it. This is too many succulents. 2 00:00:03,022 --> 00:00:04,858 Oh, no... you can never have too many succulents. 3 00:00:04,891 --> 00:00:05,859 Come on! 4 00:00:05,892 --> 00:00:07,961 Oh, wait... shh, shh, shh! 5 00:00:07,994 --> 00:00:09,696 Oh, my God, he's back. 6 00:00:09,729 --> 00:00:10,830 What is he doing? 7 00:00:10,864 --> 00:00:11,897 - I don't know. - The 16th time 8 00:00:11,898 --> 00:00:13,600 that he's jogged by our house today. 9 00:00:13,633 --> 00:00:15,168 - Why is he wearing a garbage bag? 10 00:00:15,201 --> 00:00:17,170 He's sweating it out "Silver Linings Playbook" style, 11 00:00:17,203 --> 00:00:18,304 I guess. 12 00:00:18,338 --> 00:00:19,458 Okay, well, that's not good, 13 00:00:19,606 --> 00:00:20,874 'cause that guy was straight up insane. 14 00:00:20,907 --> 00:00:22,275 Saaah! 15 00:00:22,308 --> 00:00:23,776 Oh, no. What is he doing now? 16 00:00:23,810 --> 00:00:25,011 Swert! 17 00:00:25,044 --> 00:00:26,846 I bet he's spinning out from that divorce. 18 00:00:26,880 --> 00:00:28,148 Okay, well, whatever it is, 19 00:00:28,181 --> 00:00:29,781 he shouldn't be making that kind of noise. 20 00:00:29,782 --> 00:00:31,151 That's a guttural noise 21 00:00:31,184 --> 00:00:32,719 that you should keep in the privacy 22 00:00:32,752 --> 00:00:34,687 - of your own home. - That's a primal, primal noise. 23 00:00:34,721 --> 00:00:36,188 Surts! 24 00:00:36,189 --> 00:00:37,189 Okay, we gotta say something. 25 00:00:37,190 --> 00:00:38,190 No, no, no, no, don't. 26 00:00:38,191 --> 00:00:39,726 When men are in sorrow, 27 00:00:39,759 --> 00:00:41,728 it's a very delicate situation. 28 00:00:41,761 --> 00:00:43,296 - Is that right? - Most of what I'm about to 29 00:00:43,329 --> 00:00:44,898 tell you I learned on "The Steve Harvey" show. 30 00:00:44,931 --> 00:00:46,132 Okay, you're watching that too much, I think. 31 00:00:46,166 --> 00:00:48,934 What Steve says is, "When MEN are in pain..." 32 00:00:48,935 --> 00:00:50,937 Oh, God, you can't say any of those words 33 00:00:50,970 --> 00:00:53,205 - or in that way. - When Steve Harvey is in pain, 34 00:00:53,206 --> 00:00:54,741 - himself... - No. 35 00:00:54,774 --> 00:00:56,309 He says you need to be very careful. 36 00:00:56,342 --> 00:00:58,278 You need to let them come to you. 37 00:00:58,311 --> 00:00:59,811 Now he's doing a one-arm pushup, 38 00:00:59,812 --> 00:01:01,214 - so I disagree. - Siiites! 39 00:01:01,247 --> 00:01:02,782 He wants us to talk to him. 40 00:01:02,815 --> 00:01:04,050 - But don't... - Can I please just say 41 00:01:04,083 --> 00:01:05,318 - just say something? - It's a trick of... 42 00:01:05,351 --> 00:01:07,020 Hey, Mark? 43 00:01:07,053 --> 00:01:08,320 Maggie! Emma, hey. 44 00:01:08,321 --> 00:01:09,856 Is that you guys? 45 00:01:09,889 --> 00:01:11,190 - Yeah. - Yeah, it's the three of us, 46 00:01:11,191 --> 00:01:12,325 'cause it's right in front of our house. 47 00:01:12,358 --> 00:01:13,792 What's going on, guys? 48 00:01:13,793 --> 00:01:15,327 - How are you doing? - I'm doing great, man. 49 00:01:15,328 --> 00:01:17,764 Just getting in my reps, working those tris, 50 00:01:17,797 --> 00:01:20,099 the thighs, glutes, pretty much all the muscles. 51 00:01:20,133 --> 00:01:22,968 Can't stop. Won't stop, you know? 52 00:01:22,969 --> 00:01:24,938 - Are you okay? - We were just gonna go inside 53 00:01:24,971 --> 00:01:26,339 and maybe have some fresh sweet tea. 54 00:01:26,372 --> 00:01:27,839 - Do you want any? - Oh, yeah. 55 00:01:27,840 --> 00:01:29,809 What are we talking about exactly... sweet tea? 56 00:01:29,842 --> 00:01:31,377 Yeah. Yeah. 57 00:01:31,611 --> 00:01:33,313 - I think I can fit it in. - Okay. 58 00:01:33,346 --> 00:01:34,681 - Cool! Sounds great. - Hey, why don't we 59 00:01:34,714 --> 00:01:35,981 keep that garbage bag at the door? 60 00:01:35,982 --> 00:01:37,217 - No problem. 61 00:01:39,819 --> 00:01:41,321 It's the... Ultra Flex, you know what I mean? 62 00:01:41,354 --> 00:01:43,323 - Leave it on. - Oh, that's what it is. 63 00:01:45,091 --> 00:01:47,927 Hey, remember when 64 00:01:47,961 --> 00:01:51,664 All of time stood still 65 00:01:51,698 --> 00:01:55,635 Ooh, do do do do 66 00:01:55,668 --> 00:01:59,271 Back before we were brittle 67 00:01:59,272 --> 00:02:02,075 Back before we were brittle 68 00:02:03,109 --> 00:02:05,845 This is delicious. 69 00:02:05,878 --> 00:02:07,879 You eat like this all the time, Charlotte? 70 00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:09,382 It's just a DiGiorno pizza, man. 71 00:02:09,616 --> 00:02:10,850 Well, it tastes like delivery. 72 00:02:10,883 --> 00:02:13,252 Can I say that? It's amazing. 73 00:02:13,253 --> 00:02:16,089 How are things? Are you, uh... are you okay? 74 00:02:16,122 --> 00:02:17,223 I'm great. I'm doing wonderful. 75 00:02:17,257 --> 00:02:19,858 I'm busy fighting crime, working out. 76 00:02:19,859 --> 00:02:22,095 Doing all that kind of stuff to get yourself, 77 00:02:22,128 --> 00:02:24,997 you know... get it, you know, like that. 78 00:02:24,998 --> 00:02:26,099 - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah. 79 00:02:26,132 --> 00:02:27,667 Where are you living these days? 80 00:02:27,700 --> 00:02:28,835 Like in this really awesome pad 81 00:02:28,868 --> 00:02:30,003 over at Oakwood Manor. 82 00:02:30,036 --> 00:02:31,371 It's great, man. 83 00:02:31,604 --> 00:02:33,872 A bunch of single guys have all been ousted by their wives. 84 00:02:33,873 --> 00:02:35,241 Uh, a couple strippers. 85 00:02:35,275 --> 00:02:37,076 - Uh-huh, uh-huh. - Really, that's a very bad 86 00:02:37,110 --> 00:02:38,244 combination of peoples. 87 00:02:38,278 --> 00:02:39,979 Well, you seem like you're doing great. 88 00:02:40,013 --> 00:02:41,614 - Oh, yeah. - You know, considering 89 00:02:41,648 --> 00:02:43,616 the divorce and all that you're going through, 90 00:02:43,650 --> 00:02:45,617 - right, Mags? - Yeah, yeah. 91 00:02:45,618 --> 00:02:48,121 You know, if you ever wanted to talk about anything, 92 00:02:48,154 --> 00:02:49,755 anything you're feeling or experiencing, 93 00:02:49,756 --> 00:02:50,990 we're right here. 94 00:02:51,024 --> 00:02:53,126 No, I'm good. I'm really... I'm t... 95 00:02:53,159 --> 00:02:55,628 I'm really, really getting back into life. 96 00:02:55,662 --> 00:02:57,964 And I'm starting to get the body back together again. 97 00:02:57,997 --> 00:02:59,132 I'm on a 15-minute interval, 98 00:02:59,165 --> 00:03:00,632 so I gotta drop tris right now. 99 00:03:00,633 --> 00:03:02,869 I gotta work it, I gotta work it 100 00:03:02,902 --> 00:03:05,004 I gotta wiggy,wiggy wiggy, wiggy work it 101 00:03:05,038 --> 00:03:07,172 And then Side, side, isolate 102 00:03:08,808 --> 00:03:10,176 Do you guys like that hook? 103 00:03:10,209 --> 00:03:12,644 Do you like the Wiggy wiggy, wiggy, wiggy work it ?? 104 00:03:12,645 --> 00:03:14,847 Well, speaking of work it, I gotta be at Rosie's in five. 105 00:03:14,881 --> 00:03:16,181 I don't wanna go. Do I have to go? 106 00:03:16,182 --> 00:03:17,884 I don't know... do you want to go back to doing the books 107 00:03:17,917 --> 00:03:19,118 for Bruce's construction business? 108 00:03:19,152 --> 00:03:21,153 - Not particularly. - Then put on that apron 109 00:03:21,154 --> 00:03:22,288 and start slinging some hash. 110 00:03:22,322 --> 00:03:23,923 And I have to go to the park. 111 00:03:23,956 --> 00:03:26,025 I'm gonna take Charlotte with a... with a friend, 112 00:03:26,059 --> 00:03:27,794 and we're gonna go to the park. 113 00:03:27,827 --> 00:03:29,295 I thought you had a date with Rabbi Dan. 114 00:03:29,329 --> 00:03:30,797 Okay, but we don't have to say that 115 00:03:30,830 --> 00:03:32,031 in front of our soon-to-be-divorced friend. 116 00:03:32,065 --> 00:03:33,599 No, no, I'm good. I'm good. 117 00:03:33,633 --> 00:03:34,800 No... I mean, 118 00:03:34,801 --> 00:03:36,802 we've all got stuff to do, right? 119 00:03:36,803 --> 00:03:38,771 I mean, you gotta go to work, 120 00:03:38,805 --> 00:03:42,041 and you gotta get hot and heavy with Rabby D., 121 00:03:42,075 --> 00:03:43,942 and I, you know, I got a lotta stuff on my plate. 122 00:03:43,943 --> 00:03:46,813 I gotta do a ton of stuff so, you know... 123 00:03:46,846 --> 00:03:49,815 Whoa, whoa, wait! Whoa, guys. 124 00:03:49,816 --> 00:03:51,851 Uh-uh. What's going on with the water pressure? 125 00:03:51,884 --> 00:03:53,051 - What do you mean? - You see that? 126 00:03:53,052 --> 00:03:54,186 That doesn't get the germs off. 127 00:03:54,187 --> 00:03:55,988 I can't let you ladies live like this. 128 00:03:56,022 --> 00:03:58,924 You know what I need to do. I need to fix it. 129 00:03:58,925 --> 00:04:01,660 Okay, well, if you need to fix it, 130 00:04:01,661 --> 00:04:03,195 then why don't you stay here and do that? 131 00:04:03,196 --> 00:04:05,198 If that's what you need to do. 132 00:04:05,231 --> 00:04:07,066 I don't have a choice, okay? 133 00:04:07,100 --> 00:04:09,368 This is third world water pressure. 134 00:04:09,369 --> 00:04:11,204 You got a baby in this house, guys. 135 00:04:11,237 --> 00:04:12,305 Come on. Where's the toolbox? 136 00:04:12,338 --> 00:04:13,339 It's in the basement. 137 00:04:13,373 --> 00:04:14,373 I gotta work it 138 00:04:14,374 --> 00:04:15,641 I gotta work it 139 00:04:15,675 --> 00:04:17,810 I gotta work it 140 00:04:19,212 --> 00:04:21,713 What's going on, Candy? You okay? 141 00:04:21,714 --> 00:04:23,349 You're gerbiling on that straw pretty hard. 142 00:04:23,383 --> 00:04:24,650 I'm freaking out. Phil's announcing 143 00:04:24,684 --> 00:04:25,651 Employee of the Month today. 144 00:04:25,685 --> 00:04:26,818 Oh, I'm sure you got it in the bag. 145 00:04:26,819 --> 00:04:28,187 Phil caught me getting motor-boated 146 00:04:28,221 --> 00:04:30,189 - in the walk-in freezer again! - You gotta lock the door 147 00:04:30,223 --> 00:04:31,690 - if you're gonna do that. - Getting caught 148 00:04:31,691 --> 00:04:32,824 is half the thrill. 149 00:04:32,825 --> 00:04:34,093 That and the cold air on my boobs. 150 00:04:34,127 --> 00:04:35,895 What can I say? I run hot. 151 00:04:35,928 --> 00:04:38,363 Candy, Maggie, birthday, table seven! 152 00:04:38,364 --> 00:04:40,066 Yes! Maggie, you ready to shoop? 153 00:04:40,099 --> 00:04:41,700 I'm not really in the shooping mood. 154 00:04:41,701 --> 00:04:43,702 - I might sit this one out. - Your loss! 155 00:04:43,703 --> 00:04:44,704 Birthday 156 00:04:44,737 --> 00:04:45,972 Birthday 157 00:04:46,005 --> 00:04:47,206 Who's got a birthday, you, you 158 00:04:47,240 --> 00:04:48,808 Who's gonna sing about it, us, us 159 00:04:48,841 --> 00:04:50,609 Buh buh bah bah bah bah 160 00:04:50,610 --> 00:04:53,679 Birthdays happen only once each other 161 00:04:53,713 --> 00:04:54,981 Shoop, shoop 162 00:04:55,014 --> 00:04:56,682 Singing shoop, shoop 163 00:04:56,716 --> 00:04:58,150 So here's a free chocolate sundae 164 00:04:58,151 --> 00:05:00,353 And a souvenir glass 165 00:05:00,586 --> 00:05:01,821 Scoop, scoop, chocolate 166 00:05:01,854 --> 00:05:03,055 Scoop, scoop 167 00:05:03,089 --> 00:05:05,691 - Well, I guess, uh... - This is us. 168 00:05:05,725 --> 00:05:07,193 Well, I pretty much just want to see you 169 00:05:07,226 --> 00:05:08,795 as much as possible, if that's okay. 170 00:05:08,828 --> 00:05:10,696 - Is that weird? - It's not weird at all. 171 00:05:10,730 --> 00:05:11,998 Oh, this is awkward. 172 00:05:12,031 --> 00:05:14,511 I actually wasn't talking to you... I was talking to Charlotte. 173 00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:16,068 - Oh, my God. - Yeah. 174 00:05:16,102 --> 00:05:17,970 Is tomorrow night okay with you? 175 00:05:19,739 --> 00:05:21,974 - It has to be tomorrow night. - Absolutes Mah-goots. 176 00:05:22,008 --> 00:05:23,142 All right. 177 00:05:23,176 --> 00:05:24,744 Absolute Mah-goots. 178 00:05:25,878 --> 00:05:27,279 - I will call you too. - Okay. 179 00:05:27,280 --> 00:05:29,148 - I'll call you tomorrow. - Okay, bye. 180 00:05:30,883 --> 00:05:33,285 Isn't he just the cutest, Charlotte? 181 00:05:33,286 --> 00:05:34,753 "Absolute Mah-goots". 182 00:05:34,754 --> 00:05:37,123 Oh, my gosh! 183 00:05:37,156 --> 00:05:39,024 What are you still doing here? 184 00:05:39,025 --> 00:05:41,026 I thought you were just gonna fix the water pressure 185 00:05:41,027 --> 00:05:43,830 and go... what is up with all these tarps, man? 186 00:05:43,863 --> 00:05:45,030 When I went down to turn off the water, 187 00:05:45,031 --> 00:05:46,866 I found a whole beehive of problems. 188 00:05:46,899 --> 00:05:48,734 Number one... you got a beehive. 189 00:05:48,768 --> 00:05:50,035 - What? - So I dealt with it. 190 00:05:50,036 --> 00:05:51,604 I stuck a whole bunch of insulation 191 00:05:51,637 --> 00:05:53,739 on the outside wall there, but while I was doing that, 192 00:05:53,773 --> 00:05:55,308 I noticed that the roofline is also sagging on the 193 00:05:55,341 --> 00:05:57,143 - north side of the house.. - Okay, Mark... 194 00:05:57,176 --> 00:05:58,311 - So I shored up... - Mark, Mark. 195 00:05:58,344 --> 00:05:59,912 I know what's going on here, okay? 196 00:05:59,946 --> 00:06:01,186 You're going through a divorce. 197 00:06:01,214 --> 00:06:02,849 You're jogging around in a garbage bag. 198 00:06:02,882 --> 00:06:04,717 I gotta do this real quick. 199 00:06:04,750 --> 00:06:06,586 Come on, man, you're hurting, okay? 200 00:06:06,619 --> 00:06:07,752 Anybody can see it. 201 00:06:07,753 --> 00:06:09,655 Listen, you know what Steve Harvey says? 202 00:06:09,689 --> 00:06:10,890 - Steve Harvey? - Yeah. 203 00:06:10,923 --> 00:06:12,324 I'm watching a lot of Steve Harvey lately. 204 00:06:12,325 --> 00:06:13,993 Since Oprah went off the air, I don't 205 00:06:14,026 --> 00:06:15,161 - really know what to do. - You're preaching 206 00:06:15,194 --> 00:06:16,896 - to the choir, sister. - Anyway, Steve says, 207 00:06:16,929 --> 00:06:18,930 "If you don't fix your own problems..." 208 00:06:18,931 --> 00:06:20,065 No, no, I'm sorry... What's happening right now? 209 00:06:20,066 --> 00:06:21,199 What? What are you talking about? 210 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:22,801 What's the voice that you're doing? 211 00:06:22,802 --> 00:06:24,637 I'm saying Steve Harvey said, "If YOU don't fix 212 00:06:24,670 --> 00:06:26,305 - your own problems"... - Stop, see... "YOUR own..." 213 00:06:26,339 --> 00:06:28,007 That's not how you say your own. 214 00:06:28,040 --> 00:06:29,342 That's what Steve said. 215 00:06:29,375 --> 00:06:30,910 Can you do me a favor? 216 00:06:30,943 --> 00:06:32,078 - Stop, and just write... - Why? 217 00:06:32,111 --> 00:06:34,080 Everything down for me, 'cause this is offensive. 218 00:06:34,113 --> 00:06:36,081 Fine. "If you don't fix your own problems, 219 00:06:36,082 --> 00:06:39,752 you spend all your time fixing other people's problems." 220 00:06:39,785 --> 00:06:42,154 Do you not want me to fix your jinky garbage disposal? 221 00:06:42,188 --> 00:06:43,589 What's wrong with my garbage disposal? 222 00:06:43,623 --> 00:06:44,757 Someone put a rump roast in there. 223 00:06:44,790 --> 00:06:45,892 - Oh... - I gotta get it out! 224 00:06:45,925 --> 00:06:47,927 - I gotta trap that! - I put that down there. 225 00:06:47,960 --> 00:06:49,928 Was I not supposed to do that? 226 00:06:49,929 --> 00:06:51,830 And can you fix it? 227 00:06:51,831 --> 00:06:53,199 And don't tell Maggie. 228 00:06:53,232 --> 00:06:55,067 - You... - Thank you so much! 229 00:06:56,102 --> 00:06:57,069 Hey, Phil. 230 00:06:57,103 --> 00:06:58,337 Candy said you wanted to see me? 231 00:06:58,371 --> 00:06:59,705 Yeah. Come on in, Maggie. 232 00:06:59,739 --> 00:07:03,042 Look, I don't know how to say this but, uh... 233 00:07:03,075 --> 00:07:04,376 God, what's going on? 234 00:07:04,377 --> 00:07:06,979 Ha ha! Congratulations! 235 00:07:07,013 --> 00:07:09,181 You're Employee of the Month! 236 00:07:09,215 --> 00:07:10,816 Oh, my God, that was terrifying! 237 00:07:10,850 --> 00:07:12,785 I thought you were dying! 238 00:07:12,818 --> 00:07:13,920 I am dying... 239 00:07:13,953 --> 00:07:16,087 to give you this! 240 00:07:16,088 --> 00:07:19,691 And a $20 gift certificate to Rosie's! 241 00:07:19,692 --> 00:07:21,894 No. No, no, no, Phil. I can't accept these. 242 00:07:21,928 --> 00:07:23,361 You should give them to Candy. 243 00:07:23,362 --> 00:07:24,964 No can do, muchacha. 244 00:07:24,997 --> 00:07:26,198 Look, I think we both can agree 245 00:07:26,232 --> 00:07:27,967 that these last couple of months here 246 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:29,802 have been pretty special. I want you to start 247 00:07:29,835 --> 00:07:32,104 thinking about coming on full-time. 248 00:07:32,138 --> 00:07:34,106 Oh, no. The reason I took this job 249 00:07:34,140 --> 00:07:35,808 was 'cause I wanted the flexible hours 250 00:07:35,841 --> 00:07:36,943 for me and my daughter. 251 00:07:36,976 --> 00:07:38,844 I like to think we here at Rosie's 252 00:07:38,878 --> 00:07:41,280 are also your family. For real. 253 00:07:41,314 --> 00:07:42,982 Okay, well, that's sweet, but I... 254 00:07:43,015 --> 00:07:44,684 Look Maggie, listen to my words. 255 00:07:44,717 --> 00:07:47,053 You're smart. You're capable. 256 00:07:47,086 --> 00:07:49,221 You're never getting motor-boated in the walk-in. 257 00:07:49,255 --> 00:07:51,090 - Well... - And you're the best waitress 258 00:07:51,123 --> 00:07:52,792 - I've ever seen. - Okay. 259 00:07:52,825 --> 00:07:54,226 And if you think about it... 260 00:07:54,260 --> 00:07:56,728 you could work here 261 00:07:56,729 --> 00:07:59,699 the rest of your life. 262 00:07:59,732 --> 00:08:02,000 Huh? Okay, here, come on! 263 00:08:02,001 --> 00:08:04,203 Gimme a big old hug, would you? 264 00:08:05,705 --> 00:08:07,974 Oh, actually, turn your head towards my webcam. 265 00:08:08,007 --> 00:08:09,241 And if you could shed some tears, 266 00:08:09,275 --> 00:08:10,742 it would help me a ton. 267 00:08:10,743 --> 00:08:12,712 Trying to get on "Undercover Boss." 268 00:08:14,280 --> 00:08:16,181 Check out this garbage! 269 00:08:16,182 --> 00:08:18,584 Employee of the Month? That's great! 270 00:08:18,618 --> 00:08:19,752 No, it's not! 271 00:08:19,785 --> 00:08:21,120 He told me I'm his best waitress. 272 00:08:21,153 --> 00:08:22,355 I thought you liked Rosie's. 273 00:08:22,588 --> 00:08:24,890 I do, I do, it's just, since Charlotte, 274 00:08:24,924 --> 00:08:26,024 I feel like... 275 00:08:26,025 --> 00:08:27,593 God, what is that noise? 276 00:08:27,627 --> 00:08:28,893 Oh, it's Mark. He's on the roof. 277 00:08:28,894 --> 00:08:30,863 What? I thought he was just fixing the water pressure. 278 00:08:30,896 --> 00:08:32,264 He's spinning out about the divorce. 279 00:08:32,298 --> 00:08:33,733 It's clearly a cry for help. 280 00:08:33,766 --> 00:08:35,101 I don't think that's what's happening. 281 00:08:37,303 --> 00:08:38,638 Ah! 282 00:08:38,671 --> 00:08:39,771 Aah! 283 00:08:39,772 --> 00:08:42,241 Oh, God, help me! 284 00:08:44,828 --> 00:08:46,188 Oh, it's a code 3. Officer down! 285 00:08:46,964 --> 00:08:48,599 It's all right... I think you have a sprained ankle. 286 00:08:48,632 --> 00:08:51,033 Ooh, that's... Ooh, I need some milk. 287 00:08:51,034 --> 00:08:52,636 I need some chocky milk. 288 00:08:52,669 --> 00:08:53,704 Chocky milk? 289 00:08:53,737 --> 00:08:56,072 Do you have pain anywhere else? 290 00:08:56,073 --> 00:08:57,808 Okay, you don't need to go to the hospital. 291 00:08:57,841 --> 00:08:59,675 You just need RICE: Rest, ice, compression, elevation. 292 00:08:59,676 --> 00:09:01,544 No, Emma, tell her... tell her I gotta go to the hospital. 293 00:09:01,545 --> 00:09:04,014 Tell her to take me... talk some sense into your woman, please. 294 00:09:04,047 --> 00:09:05,883 Okay, Mags, why don't you just take him to the hospital? 295 00:09:05,916 --> 00:09:07,785 - I'll stay here with Char Bar. - Okay. But the doctor's 296 00:09:07,818 --> 00:09:09,819 just gonna say the exact same thing I just said. 297 00:09:09,820 --> 00:09:11,421 - I don't think so. 298 00:09:11,422 --> 00:09:12,556 Yeah, all you need is RICE: 299 00:09:12,589 --> 00:09:14,658 Rest, ice, compression, elevation. 300 00:09:14,691 --> 00:09:15,926 Sound familiar, huh? 301 00:09:15,959 --> 00:09:17,694 But Doc, seriously, give it to me straight. 302 00:09:17,728 --> 00:09:18,961 Am I ever gonna walk again? 303 00:09:18,962 --> 00:09:20,531 Your ankle's gonna be fine. 304 00:09:20,564 --> 00:09:23,099 But you do appear to be a child trapped in a man's body, 305 00:09:23,100 --> 00:09:25,401 so... you know, get that checked out. 306 00:09:25,402 --> 00:09:27,504 Is it okay if I suck on some ice chips? 307 00:09:27,538 --> 00:09:28,672 You can eat whatever you want. 308 00:09:28,705 --> 00:09:30,072 It's just a sprained ankle. 309 00:09:30,073 --> 00:09:32,074 Maggie, can you get me some frosty ice chips? 310 00:09:32,075 --> 00:09:34,378 Sure. Coming right up. 311 00:09:34,411 --> 00:09:36,380 Just make sure that they're really frosty, though. 312 00:09:36,413 --> 00:09:37,414 You got it. 313 00:09:41,418 --> 00:09:43,086 Oh, my God. Maggie? 314 00:09:43,120 --> 00:09:44,922 - Michaela! - Maggie! 315 00:09:44,955 --> 00:09:46,056 Shut your face! 316 00:09:47,691 --> 00:09:49,960 - How are you? - What are you doing here? 317 00:09:49,993 --> 00:09:51,528 My friend fell off a roof. 318 00:09:51,562 --> 00:09:52,963 - Oh... - He's fine, though. 319 00:09:52,996 --> 00:09:54,431 Oh, it's so good to see you! 320 00:09:54,465 --> 00:09:55,465 So good to see you too! 321 00:09:55,466 --> 00:09:56,500 What hospital are you at? 322 00:09:56,533 --> 00:09:58,836 Oh, I'm, uh, I'm not working. 323 00:09:58,869 --> 00:10:01,538 I'm not doing nursing. No. I just, um... 324 00:10:01,572 --> 00:10:03,807 Yeah, I had to leave school when my parents... 325 00:10:03,841 --> 00:10:05,108 God, yes, I'm so sorry. 326 00:10:05,342 --> 00:10:06,577 - That was so devastating. - Yeah. 327 00:10:06,610 --> 00:10:08,512 - I'm sorry. - No, no, no, it's fine. 328 00:10:08,545 --> 00:10:10,848 So I moved home to take care of my brother, 329 00:10:10,881 --> 00:10:13,917 and then I started working and had a baby and got married, 330 00:10:13,951 --> 00:10:15,519 and not in that order but, you know... 331 00:10:15,552 --> 00:10:16,820 Oh, yeah. I have three of my own. 332 00:10:16,854 --> 00:10:18,088 How are you still standing? 333 00:10:18,121 --> 00:10:19,122 I don't know! 334 00:10:20,757 --> 00:10:22,993 Oh, God, we really missed you when you left school. 335 00:10:23,026 --> 00:10:24,361 Oh, thank you so much. 336 00:10:24,394 --> 00:10:27,431 Mr. Sanchez has left his bed again. 337 00:10:27,464 --> 00:10:28,765 Mr. Sanchez... freeze! 338 00:10:28,799 --> 00:10:30,333 Okay, I gotta go deal with this. 339 00:10:30,334 --> 00:10:31,468 It was so good to see you again! 340 00:10:31,502 --> 00:10:33,070 It just kills me you're not a nurse. 341 00:10:33,103 --> 00:10:35,471 You were such a natural. 342 00:10:35,472 --> 00:10:38,408 Mr. Sanchez, put your pants back on right now! 343 00:10:42,379 --> 00:10:45,015 Can I get you anything else, your Highness? 344 00:10:45,048 --> 00:10:46,884 Find "Murder, She Wrote." 345 00:10:46,917 --> 00:10:49,019 Oh, my God, you've gotta stop watching those! 346 00:10:49,052 --> 00:10:51,355 I'm in pain, and I gotta go to Cabot Cove, 347 00:10:51,388 --> 00:10:52,823 'cause nothing bad ever happens there. 348 00:10:52,856 --> 00:10:54,024 Only bad things happen there! 349 00:10:54,057 --> 00:10:55,626 There's a murder there, like, every week! 350 00:10:55,659 --> 00:10:58,462 Yeah, and then Jessica solves it because she's a crime fighter 351 00:10:58,495 --> 00:11:00,062 and a novelist, and that's sexy as hell. 352 00:11:00,063 --> 00:11:01,664 Oh, my Gosh. 353 00:11:01,665 --> 00:11:04,033 "Hooray for Homicide" or "We're Off to Kill the Wizard"? 354 00:11:05,769 --> 00:11:07,904 "Wizard" it is. Play. 355 00:11:07,905 --> 00:11:10,340 That's my jam right there. 356 00:11:10,374 --> 00:11:13,043 Oh, my God, Mark is driving me crazy! 357 00:11:13,076 --> 00:11:15,512 He's been hogging the TV for the past 24 hours. 358 00:11:15,546 --> 00:11:16,913 Why does he have to stay with us? 359 00:11:16,914 --> 00:11:19,195 Because he doesn't have anyone else to take care of him 360 00:11:19,349 --> 00:11:21,050 except for single dads and strippers. 361 00:11:21,051 --> 00:11:22,619 Well, at 2:00, Steve Harvey's 362 00:11:22,653 --> 00:11:24,988 gonna force a bunch of moms to face their fear of clowns, 363 00:11:25,022 --> 00:11:26,390 so will you tell him I need the TV? 364 00:11:26,423 --> 00:11:27,624 You need to tell him yourself, 365 00:11:27,658 --> 00:11:29,926 because I have to go to work because what adults do is go 366 00:11:29,927 --> 00:11:31,394 - to jobs they don't like... - Shh! 367 00:11:31,395 --> 00:11:32,529 And be Employee of the Month. 368 00:11:32,563 --> 00:11:34,530 - Please, Maggie! - Work it out! 369 00:11:34,531 --> 00:11:37,900 You're not getting any tips with that attitude. 370 00:11:40,504 --> 00:11:42,805 Ugh. What now? 371 00:11:42,806 --> 00:11:44,807 - What is this crap? - A video game. 372 00:11:44,808 --> 00:11:46,076 It's called Fatal Blowout 2. 373 00:11:46,109 --> 00:11:48,078 Fatal Blowout 2? 374 00:11:48,111 --> 00:11:50,680 That's what happened to me when I went to Chico's 375 00:11:50,681 --> 00:11:51,681 - Mexican Restaurant. - Disgusting. 376 00:11:51,682 --> 00:11:52,883 Completely and utterly disgusting. 377 00:11:52,916 --> 00:11:54,550 What's the story with this game? 378 00:11:54,551 --> 00:11:55,953 It's a post-apocalyptic world 379 00:11:55,986 --> 00:11:58,555 where all the spiders have become sentient. 380 00:11:58,589 --> 00:12:00,090 - Who's that guy? - That is Lor-krieg. 381 00:12:00,123 --> 00:12:01,792 He is the King of all Spiders. 382 00:12:01,825 --> 00:12:03,527 - Well, I would not trust him. - I don't trust him. 383 00:12:03,560 --> 00:12:04,827 That's why I'm throwing grenades at him. 384 00:12:04,828 --> 00:12:06,396 You shouldn't go closer to him. 385 00:12:06,430 --> 00:12:07,563 I have to go in there to drop a grenade... 386 00:12:07,564 --> 00:12:08,698 Oh, no, his friend's... 387 00:12:08,699 --> 00:12:09,833 His friend's gonna get you from behind. 388 00:12:09,866 --> 00:12:11,034 She's getting you from behind! 389 00:12:11,068 --> 00:12:12,935 - She's got you from behind! - Come on... 390 00:12:12,936 --> 00:12:14,037 - Oh! - Damn it! 391 00:12:14,071 --> 00:12:15,639 You are destroyed. 392 00:12:15,672 --> 00:12:18,041 He just cold blood spider murdered you! 393 00:12:18,075 --> 00:12:19,542 You think you can do better? 394 00:12:19,543 --> 00:12:20,911 Oh, no, I know I could do better. 395 00:12:20,944 --> 00:12:22,813 All right. Let's go. 396 00:12:22,846 --> 00:12:24,681 Fine. But I would like to be 397 00:12:24,715 --> 00:12:26,583 a woman with enormous boobs. 398 00:12:26,617 --> 00:12:28,117 - You can't... no... - And have that tank top... 399 00:12:28,118 --> 00:12:29,586 - A tight tank. - There are no women 400 00:12:29,620 --> 00:12:30,954 - in the game. - What? 401 00:12:30,988 --> 00:12:32,556 There are no women in the game. 402 00:12:32,589 --> 00:12:33,957 Everybody's a guy, okay? 403 00:12:33,991 --> 00:12:35,459 Well, that's classic. Know what I mean? 404 00:12:35,492 --> 00:12:37,727 What kind of message does that send to the women of America? 405 00:12:37,728 --> 00:12:39,563 - If it means that... - That we can't pick up a gun 406 00:12:39,596 --> 00:12:41,665 and murder spiders? Well, yes, we can. 407 00:12:41,698 --> 00:12:43,133 Please stop talking. 408 00:12:43,333 --> 00:12:45,902 It was just so crazy running into her, you know? 409 00:12:45,936 --> 00:12:48,505 I hadn't thought about nursing school in years. 410 00:12:48,538 --> 00:12:50,106 And I was almost finished. 411 00:12:50,107 --> 00:12:52,976 Yeah? I thought I was gonna be a big Broadway star 412 00:12:53,010 --> 00:12:54,711 after I graduated high school. 413 00:12:54,745 --> 00:12:56,813 You could still do it. You got the pipes. 414 00:12:56,847 --> 00:12:58,915 Ugh, nah. Turns out Broadway's in New York City. 415 00:12:58,949 --> 00:12:59,983 I hate New York City. 416 00:13:00,017 --> 00:13:01,551 I don't care what Billy Joel says. 417 00:13:01,585 --> 00:13:03,654 But isn't there like a tiny part of you 418 00:13:03,687 --> 00:13:05,488 that still wants to try? 419 00:13:05,489 --> 00:13:07,491 Hey, guys. Birthday, table nine. 420 00:13:07,524 --> 00:13:09,493 It's twins! 421 00:13:09,526 --> 00:13:11,762 Ha! Who needs New York? 422 00:13:11,795 --> 00:13:14,030 I got my own little Broadway right here. 423 00:13:14,031 --> 00:13:16,033 Brrrrrrrl! 424 00:13:16,066 --> 00:13:19,836 Birthdays happen only once each year 425 00:13:19,870 --> 00:13:22,439 Shoop, shoop, sing it, shoop, shoop 426 00:13:22,472 --> 00:13:24,574 So here's your free chocolate sundae 427 00:13:24,608 --> 00:13:26,810 And a souvenir, aah 428 00:13:26,843 --> 00:13:29,880 Scoop, scoop, chocolate scoop 429 00:13:31,615 --> 00:13:34,751 - Suck it! - Suck it, spider, suck it! 430 00:13:34,785 --> 00:13:35,986 That's a roll right there... 431 00:13:36,019 --> 00:13:36,987 That's why it's in your mouth! 432 00:13:37,020 --> 00:13:38,088 Suck it all night long! 433 00:13:38,121 --> 00:13:39,488 That's where you want it! 434 00:13:39,489 --> 00:13:41,425 Yes! 435 00:13:41,458 --> 00:13:42,993 - Well done, soldier. - Jacked up in the lip 436 00:13:43,026 --> 00:13:44,027 - and sliced up. - Oh! 437 00:13:44,061 --> 00:13:45,862 Now we get to rest and reap our rewards 438 00:13:45,896 --> 00:13:49,065 because we killed up all them spiders. 439 00:13:49,066 --> 00:13:50,500 - Prepare for battle. - All right, 440 00:13:50,534 --> 00:13:52,002 drop ship is coming down. It's touching down. 441 00:13:52,035 --> 00:13:53,003 - Here we go. - In three, two, one. 442 00:13:53,036 --> 00:13:54,571 I'm gonna be on six... 443 00:13:54,604 --> 00:13:56,372 I got a wolf spider at 2:00... 444 00:13:56,373 --> 00:13:57,507 You got it? 445 00:13:57,541 --> 00:13:58,875 Ooh, I got it, I got it! 446 00:13:58,909 --> 00:14:00,376 - Oh, sweet! - Bam, that's good! 447 00:14:01,378 --> 00:14:03,045 Oh. Oh, your boyfriend's calling. 448 00:14:03,046 --> 00:14:04,780 Oh... what? Oh, crap, crap, crap! 449 00:14:04,781 --> 00:14:06,650 Oh, release the gas! 450 00:14:06,683 --> 00:14:08,351 Okay, you know what? Call back. 451 00:14:09,519 --> 00:14:10,920 Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh! 452 00:14:10,921 --> 00:14:12,389 Mark, use the spin snapper! 453 00:14:12,422 --> 00:14:13,890 - No, no, no, no... hold... - Where are you? 454 00:14:13,924 --> 00:14:16,026 - I'm being killed here! - I'm gonna change to crossbow. 455 00:14:16,059 --> 00:14:17,461 - It's more noble. - No, no, no! 456 00:14:17,494 --> 00:14:19,174 We don't have time for noble! This is war! 457 00:14:20,442 --> 00:14:22,742 - Michaela? - Hey, you! 458 00:14:22,796 --> 00:14:23,797 - Hey! - Back again? 459 00:14:23,830 --> 00:14:24,932 What do you need? Clean urine? 460 00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:26,265 'Cause I don't have it. 461 00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:28,267 No, I, um... I actually wanted to pick your brain 462 00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:29,870 about something. 463 00:14:29,903 --> 00:14:32,606 'Cause I'm thinking about going back to nursing school, 464 00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:34,942 and I wanna know if that's crazy. 465 00:14:34,975 --> 00:14:36,008 What's crazy about it? 466 00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:37,210 You only have, like, a semester left, right? 467 00:14:37,244 --> 00:14:39,079 I just, you know, it's been forever, 468 00:14:39,112 --> 00:14:40,881 and I have a nine-month-old at home, so it's... 469 00:14:40,914 --> 00:14:42,282 Oh, ugh, come on, please. 470 00:14:42,316 --> 00:14:44,284 When I was in school, I had Tommy breast-feeding, 471 00:14:44,318 --> 00:14:45,852 Gina was running around like a maniac, 472 00:14:45,886 --> 00:14:48,021 and I had Robert like ten months later! 473 00:14:48,055 --> 00:14:50,123 That's why I don't have sex with my husband anymore. 474 00:14:50,157 --> 00:14:52,125 So you really think I could do it? 475 00:14:52,159 --> 00:14:53,226 - Become a nurse. - Absolutely! 476 00:14:53,260 --> 00:14:54,695 That's what marriage is for, right? 477 00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:56,128 Tell the husband to get up off his ass 478 00:14:56,129 --> 00:14:57,998 and help you! 479 00:14:58,031 --> 00:14:59,800 - Force field, force field. - Force field, force field. 480 00:14:59,833 --> 00:15:01,600 That's noice! 481 00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:03,269 This must be the furthest, like, any human 482 00:15:03,270 --> 00:15:04,805 has ever gotten in this game... am I right? 483 00:15:04,838 --> 00:15:07,006 This is nothing. This is like a Tuesday for me. 484 00:15:07,007 --> 00:15:08,641 Yeah, I mean, I'm pretty good, right? 485 00:15:08,642 --> 00:15:09,743 You're terrible. 486 00:15:09,776 --> 00:15:11,911 Oh! No kicking me with your shark toes. 487 00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:14,014 - What? - You have shark toes. 488 00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:15,615 I can't believe you still don't trim those things. 489 00:15:15,649 --> 00:15:16,649 What are you talking about? 490 00:15:16,650 --> 00:15:18,050 Hey, you used to roll over in bed 491 00:15:18,051 --> 00:15:19,619 in the middle of the night and cut me to shreds. 492 00:15:19,653 --> 00:15:21,188 Yeah, yeah... was it something like that? 493 00:15:21,221 --> 00:15:22,788 Ow! That's... you're gonna cut me. 494 00:15:22,789 --> 00:15:24,324 - Don't put your feet on me. - You need... what you have 495 00:15:24,558 --> 00:15:26,660 - is a toe phobia. - Please put your feet away. 496 00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:28,627 - And face it 'cause you have... - I will not face it. 497 00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:30,130 - a foot phobia... - Okay, you're gonna get... 498 00:15:32,766 --> 00:15:34,267 Counter-attack! Now we're doing it... 499 00:15:34,301 --> 00:15:37,104 Get your feet out of my face! 500 00:15:37,137 --> 00:15:38,739 Get off of my face! 501 00:15:41,541 --> 00:15:43,310 Hey, guys. 502 00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:44,777 - Oh! Maggie, Maggie! - Maggie! 503 00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:45,779 - How are you? 504 00:15:45,812 --> 00:15:48,115 Aah! Ow! Darn it all to hell! 505 00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:51,785 Oh! 506 00:15:51,818 --> 00:15:53,220 I'm sorry. I'll get her. 507 00:15:53,253 --> 00:15:55,322 No, no, no. Why don't you stay? 508 00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:58,224 Finish your... your game. 509 00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:09,036 Okay, uh, I guess we should... 510 00:16:09,069 --> 00:16:11,138 - I was gonna head to bed. - Yeah. 511 00:16:11,171 --> 00:16:12,773 Oh, good idea. Yeah, that's real good. 512 00:16:12,806 --> 00:16:13,940 I'm gonna head to couch. 513 00:16:13,974 --> 00:16:15,941 But this was fun, though. 514 00:16:15,942 --> 00:16:18,712 - Good night. - Good night to you, sir. 515 00:16:25,052 --> 00:16:27,754 Hey. Where's the English Patient? 516 00:16:27,788 --> 00:16:29,221 I don't know. I think he left. 517 00:16:29,222 --> 00:16:31,091 Oh. Okay. 518 00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:32,992 Well, it's probably for the best. 519 00:16:32,993 --> 00:16:35,295 At least I get my Steve Harvey back. 520 00:16:36,863 --> 00:16:38,899 Maggie, what's wrong? 521 00:16:38,932 --> 00:16:41,168 Oh, God, am I talking about Steve Harvey too much? 522 00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:43,836 A little bit, but that's not it. I'm... 523 00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:46,540 I-I just have a question that I need to ask you 524 00:16:46,573 --> 00:16:48,809 that's very important, and I don't know how to ask. 525 00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:49,843 Whoa, whoa, whoa, what is it? 526 00:16:49,876 --> 00:16:51,111 - Tell me! - I don't wanna be 527 00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:52,845 a waitress forever and get motor-boated 528 00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:55,816 in the walk-in freezer and be on "Undercover Boss." 529 00:16:55,849 --> 00:16:57,217 If I'm gonna be away from Charlotte, 530 00:16:57,250 --> 00:16:59,586 it has to be for something that I really care about. 531 00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:00,954 Maggie, what are you talking about? 532 00:17:00,987 --> 00:17:03,256 What? What? 533 00:17:03,290 --> 00:17:04,825 Okay. You're gonna need to stop crying 534 00:17:04,858 --> 00:17:06,258 just a little bit so I can understand 535 00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:08,127 - what you're saying. - I'll try to say it better. 536 00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:09,796 Try to say it... 537 00:17:09,830 --> 00:17:11,531 Okay, I still don't... I need... 538 00:17:11,565 --> 00:17:12,865 - I wanna be a nurse - What? 539 00:17:12,866 --> 00:17:14,201 - I wanna be a nurse. - You wanna be... 540 00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:16,001 A nurse! You wanna be a nurse! 541 00:17:16,002 --> 00:17:17,871 I wanna go to school and I wanna be a nurse. 542 00:17:17,904 --> 00:17:19,606 - Okay! - I don't know what kind 543 00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:21,140 of nurse... do I have to decide right now? 544 00:17:21,141 --> 00:17:22,709 No! No! 545 00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:24,277 'Cause I think I'd be good with old people 546 00:17:24,311 --> 00:17:26,012 just the same as babies. 547 00:17:26,046 --> 00:17:27,814 - Okay! - Okay, but it's gonna be 548 00:17:27,848 --> 00:17:29,716 really hard. It's gonna be in rotations, 549 00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:31,017 and I'm never gonna be home, 550 00:17:31,051 --> 00:17:33,286 and you're gonna have to ferry milk back and forth, 551 00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:35,287 and I know how you hate touching those milk bags. 552 00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:36,723 You've told me very many times 553 00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:39,024 how you hate touching those milk bags. 554 00:17:39,025 --> 00:17:41,261 - Are you done? - No, I don't think so. 555 00:17:41,294 --> 00:17:43,596 I have so much to say on the matter, 556 00:17:43,597 --> 00:17:44,965 because I care about you a lot 557 00:17:44,998 --> 00:17:47,733 and you've given up a lot, and it's a big question. 558 00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:49,735 - Okay. Can I speak? - Okay. 559 00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:51,838 Okay, sit down for just one second. 560 00:17:51,872 --> 00:17:53,139 Take a deep breath. 561 00:17:54,875 --> 00:17:56,276 If this is what you want, 562 00:17:56,309 --> 00:17:59,178 we are gonna make it happen, okay? 563 00:17:59,179 --> 00:18:02,883 Hey, you have spent your entire life 564 00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:04,584 taking care of other people. 565 00:18:04,618 --> 00:18:06,286 How about you let me take care of you 566 00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:09,856 while you learn to take care of other people? 567 00:18:09,890 --> 00:18:12,592 Damn it! Why are you always taking care of other people? 568 00:18:12,626 --> 00:18:13,860 It's what I love to do. 569 00:18:13,894 --> 00:18:15,327 Well, you're gonna be great at it. 570 00:18:15,328 --> 00:18:16,830 - Thank you. - Okay. 571 00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:19,833 Hey, this is why I moved back here, all right? 572 00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:21,167 And it just so happens, 573 00:18:21,168 --> 00:18:23,636 I love to take care of that little monkey upstairs. 574 00:18:23,637 --> 00:18:25,639 Isn't she the greatest? 575 00:18:25,672 --> 00:18:28,174 She's the greatest. 576 00:18:28,175 --> 00:18:29,776 All right? 577 00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:31,912 Yeah, there's just... one more thing. 578 00:18:31,945 --> 00:18:33,045 - What's that? - Um... 579 00:18:33,046 --> 00:18:34,781 We can never go back to Rosie's. 580 00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:36,950 But that's where we get our waffles. 581 00:18:36,983 --> 00:18:38,551 I know, but I can't face Phil again. 582 00:18:38,552 --> 00:18:39,653 Yeah, but Maggie, 583 00:18:39,686 --> 00:18:40,687 that's where we get our waffles! 584 00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:46,293 Oh, this is the worst day of my entire life. 585 00:18:46,326 --> 00:18:48,093 Don't worry... I'm hamming it up a little bit 586 00:18:48,094 --> 00:18:50,197 - for the "Undercover B." - Oh. 587 00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:52,299 Okay? 588 00:18:52,532 --> 00:18:55,068 Be great if I got some waterworks from you too. 589 00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:03,643 I'm gonna miss you. 590 00:19:03,677 --> 00:19:05,312 I'm gonna miss you too. 591 00:19:05,545 --> 00:19:07,013 I love waiting tables! 592 00:19:07,047 --> 00:19:08,882 Amazing waitress. 593 00:19:08,915 --> 00:19:10,784 You're the best boss ever. 594 00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:12,551 She thinks I'm a good boss. 595 00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:13,687 Is that good? 596 00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:15,087 - Yeah. Yeah. - Okay. 597 00:19:15,088 --> 00:19:16,189 Oh, one more thing. 598 00:19:16,223 --> 00:19:18,591 Just a little thing before you leave. 599 00:19:18,592 --> 00:19:20,594 You see this waffle, Char Bar? 600 00:19:20,627 --> 00:19:22,629 When you want something, you gotta fight for it. 601 00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:24,197 That's what your mama does. 602 00:19:24,231 --> 00:19:25,632 Oh! Delicious! 603 00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:26,633 Hey. 604 00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:27,967 Oh, hey! 605 00:19:27,968 --> 00:19:30,569 Hi. 606 00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:32,705 I'm so sorry I didn't call you back last night. 607 00:19:32,706 --> 00:19:33,839 Yeah, what happened? 608 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:34,974 I thought we were gonna hang out. 609 00:19:34,975 --> 00:19:38,577 I know, I just ended up eating a bunch of candy, 610 00:19:38,578 --> 00:19:40,247 and then I fell asleep. 611 00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:41,314 Oh, wow. 612 00:19:41,548 --> 00:19:42,582 That was... that was really... 613 00:19:42,616 --> 00:19:43,850 - Hey, Dan. - Hey! 614 00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:45,652 - How'd it go with Phil? - He's gonna be fine. 615 00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:47,853 I just had to promise him to do one last thing. 616 00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:49,689 What's that? 617 00:19:49,723 --> 00:19:51,123 - Oh, no... - It's your birthday. 618 00:19:51,124 --> 00:19:52,859 Who's got a birthday? You, you 619 00:19:52,892 --> 00:19:54,661 Who's gonna sing about it? Us, us 620 00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:56,196 Bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah 621 00:19:56,229 --> 00:19:57,897 Bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah 622 00:19:57,931 --> 00:20:00,800 Birthdays happen only once each year 623 00:20:00,834 --> 00:20:02,669 Shoop, shoop, sing it 624 00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:03,870 Shoop, shoop 625 00:20:03,903 --> 00:20:05,572 Chocolate scoop, scoop 626 00:20:05,605 --> 00:20:07,007 Scoop, scoop 627 00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:09,075 All right, Candy, I'm dating him. 628 00:20:09,109 --> 00:20:10,110 Enjoy. 629 00:20:12,455 --> 00:20:14,415 Now I feel like we don't have enough succulents. 630 00:20:14,457 --> 00:20:15,458 Well, I hate to say this, 631 00:20:15,491 --> 00:20:16,858 but I told you. 632 00:20:16,859 --> 00:20:17,860 What? 633 00:20:17,893 --> 00:20:20,663 Oh, God. It's happening again. 634 00:20:20,696 --> 00:20:21,863 Are you kidding me? 635 00:20:21,864 --> 00:20:23,332 Okay, should we say something? 636 00:20:23,366 --> 00:20:24,600 - We gotta say something. - No, we can't. 637 00:20:24,633 --> 00:20:25,968 We just got Mark out of our house. 638 00:20:26,002 --> 00:20:28,570 I am fierce. I am enough. 639 00:20:28,571 --> 00:20:29,939 If you thought Mark was a nightmare, 640 00:20:29,972 --> 00:20:31,540 this is like next level crazy. 641 00:20:31,574 --> 00:20:33,309 But we don't have the same problem with her 642 00:20:33,342 --> 00:20:34,442 that we had with Mark, 643 00:20:34,443 --> 00:20:36,245 because you're not gonna climb on top of her 644 00:20:36,278 --> 00:20:37,680 - and get into it. - All right! 645 00:20:37,713 --> 00:20:38,980 Oh, no, what is she doing now? 646 00:20:38,981 --> 00:20:41,016 Oh, God, now she's prancercising. 647 00:20:41,017 --> 00:20:42,618 - I am fierce. - Oh, come on. 648 00:20:42,651 --> 00:20:44,020 I am enough. 649 00:20:44,253 --> 00:20:46,622 Oh, fine. I'll get the DiGiornos. 650 00:20:46,655 --> 00:20:48,724 Tina! 651 00:20:48,774 --> 00:20:53,324 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 47432

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