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This is phenomenal.
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Do you really like it? Just give it.
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I'll do another rewrite.
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No, no, no, no, I wouldn't change a word.
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Maggie, don't blow smoke up my ass.
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I'm already in the chimney.
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Ugh, Mom, why are you in our living room?
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What are you doing in your pajamas?
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It's 2:30 in the afternoon.
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I'll have you know that
I am not in my pajamas.
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These are my workout clothes
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that I slept in.
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Now what are you two
besties canoodling about?
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Your mother wrote the most amazing play.
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It's called Cashmere Burka,
and it is a tour de force.
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Cashmere Burka?
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What's it about, a J.Crew
opening in Afghanistan?
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It's a metaphor,
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About the awakening of a woman
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Who's been trapped by
luxury her entire life.
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I like to think of it as
part of my "Gwennaissance."
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Yes, we're putting it up at the JCC.
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And Maggie has done me the great honor
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of agreeing to direct.
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Oh, my God, you have honored me by asking.
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Oh, oh, the honor is mine, Maggie.
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This is so gross, what
is happening right now.
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Just so you know. Get a room.
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Okay, let's see this.
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Okay, why does it say it's
written by Nell Carter?
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Yes, that's my nom de plume.
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I thought it was Phylicia Rashad.
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It's not the right time
for that name anymore.
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Well, just so you know,
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Nell Carter is also a real person.
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Oh, give me a break.
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Yes, that was the TV show she was on.
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- Who?
- Nell Carter.
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I was never on a show.
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Ugh, never mind.
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You know, Emma, I was
actually thinking of you
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For the part of the young Glenn.
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Uh, I'm sorry, slow your roll.
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You want me to play a
younger version of my mom?
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I don't think so.
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That is not a good idea.
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Don't worry about it. I'll just ask Tina.
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The bird woman?
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Maggie, you can't give it to Bird Bones!
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She is made of tissue paper.
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The stage lights would
shine right through her.
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I demand that you play the role.
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And I demand that you give it to me.
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Well, then I guess I have no choice.
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Okay, I see what you did just there.
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Who, me? I'm just directing a play.
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And scene.
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Hey, remember when
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All of time stood still
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Ooh, do do do do
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Back before we were brittle
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Sub by emmasan, synced by santibone
www.Addic7ed.com
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Welcome to our first rehearsal.
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God, I am so excited to be back
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With another season of
the Pinebrook Players.
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Yeah.
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We are very excited to
have this year's play,
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Cashmere Burka, written by Nell Carter,
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AKA Gwen Crawford.
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So, we're just gonna dive in and...
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I just want to say a few words.
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Okay, yeah.
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When I began this journey,
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It never dawned on me that we would be here
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in the Jewish Community Center.
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I always thought it would be a bigger stage,
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like Broadway or The West End
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or some theater in Hartford,
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But here we are.
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Through your voices,
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I am finally going to
be able to hear my own.
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Shall we embrace?
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Okay, are we done with the snuggles?
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Um... let's grab our scripts
and just, you know, hop...
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Hop up on stage.
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Got your hands full with that one, huh?
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Little dramatic, don't you think?
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Nah, she's just, you know, feeling nervous.
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All right, well, just be warned,
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a storm is a-comin'.
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Okay, I think I got it under
control, but thank you.
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Hurricane Gwen is a-comin',
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And you're the one that's gonna get "whet."
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Don't say "whet."
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- Whet.
- Whet?
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Whet. Oh, that reminds me, I gotta pee.
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I'm gonna take a five, okay?
Take a five, everybody.
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No, no, no, no, we're not taking five.
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Mark, my knight in shining armor.
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Oh, thank you.
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Maggie! Maggie, Maggie.
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Meet Mark. He's gonna be doing our sets.
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Yes, I know Mark. Thank
you for doing this again.
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Any excuse to get my Bob Vila on.
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Hey, what's up with that weird turtleneck?
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It's from Tina.
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She wants me to try different necklines.
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So, that's what we're doing.
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- Excuse me, Mark.
- Mm-hmm.
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Did you get the renovated plans?
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Renovated plans? No, no, no.
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I'm already half done with the set.
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Well, you're gonna have to rip it down.
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I need a bay window.
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Do you know how difficult that is to build?
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There's a lapdog soliloquy
that necessitates it.
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Maggie, I can't just whip up a bay window.
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What would Vila do?
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He would make it work.
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- There's a man in here!
- Oh, sorry.
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There's a man in the ladies' room.
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- No, I'm sorry, I'll just...
- Wait, Emma?
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Dan?
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What are you doing in the ladies' room?
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I'm a rabbi.
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- A rabbi? Really?
- Yeah.
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- Full-on rabbi.
- Yeah.
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So wait, I'm sorry, then
why are you in here, though,
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in the ladies' room?
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Sometimes we rabbis help out at the JCC.
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Okay, that makes sense.
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Yeah. So what about you?
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Are you just walking around
Jewish bathrooms all day?
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Actually, I just had to pee.
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Oh, I should let you get to that.
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- Okay.
- Okay, sorry.
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Well, it was good to...
Very good to see you.
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Good to see you too. It was great.
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- You're looking great.
- Okay.
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Hey, you know what.
Do you still wanna go out?
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Yeah, I would love that.
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How about tonight? I can
pick you up right here.
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Not right here. I mean, in...
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- Maybe in this stall.
- Sure.
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Out there, yeah.
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That sounds great.
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Great.
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Well, good to see you.
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I actually do really have to pee.
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- So I'm just gonna...
- Get to it.
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Here, you know what, you might need...
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- Oh, thank you.
- In case... I'm sorry.
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Come on.
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Ma, she's gonna be my wife
whether you like it or not.
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You're giving me a one-way
ticket to Palookaville.
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All right, great. I'm gonna stop you there.
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You know what I was thinking?
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Maybe we just do a little less Brando.
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Why would I do that?
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Brando's the greatest actor who ever lived.
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Yeah, yeah, but maybe you
just hide him deep inside
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So that no one can hear the
way that he speaks or sounds.
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Okay, yeah. That's a good note.
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Thank you.
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Hey, Maggie, Maggie,
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You're not gonna believe who I just ran into
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in the ladies' room.
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- Who?
- Breadman Dan.
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What? What was he doing at the JCC?
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He's a rabbi.
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Breadman Dan is Rabbi Dan?
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Yep, and I've always had that
dream of being lifted up...
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On a chair at your wedding.
I'm aware, I'm aware.
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Yes! Yes!
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Ladies!
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Did someone call a ten?
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Um, why don't we take it
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from the "Nantucket Never You Mind" speech.
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Do you have any questions about the text?
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Oh, was I supposed to read it?
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- Just get onstage.
- Okay.
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Oh, tight hammies.
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Can I borrow that? Thank you so much.
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Unbelievable!
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- I don't know, I just...
- What?
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I think it's crazy that you're a rabbi.
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Yeah? Why?
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I don't know, you just don't meet
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many young, hot rabbis.
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Kinda picture 'em more like old fat guys,
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like Harvey Fierstein.
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Sure, yeah. Well, we set the bar there,
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So that I can just skip right above him.
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Full disclosure, most of
what I know about Judaism,
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I learned from a seventh-grade production
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of Fiddler on the Roof.
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And he's not even a rabbi.
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Wait, what is he?
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He's a fiddler.
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- Well, that changes everything.
- I know.
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By the way, there's plenty of time
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for me to become that big fat rabbi
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that you've been dreaming of,
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if I continue eating the
cheese the way I am.
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Yeah, you're really putting it away.
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I feel like I've met my match cheese-wise.
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What, do I have cheese on me?
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Um, yeah, I think right here.
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A little bit actually...
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Yeah, is that... Right there?
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Yeah, right there.
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Oh, okay. Did you get it?
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Yeah, yeah, I got...
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Is there some right there?
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Got some down there a little bit, too.
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Okay.
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Yeah, I should actually check that out.
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Better check it out.
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Do a full cheese inspection.
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Cheese check.
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Oh, what a rush.
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Hearing those thespians
give life to my words...
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And what about Ian?
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I mean, once he got the
Brando out of his system,
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He was really connected.
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And you're the one that did that.
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Oh.
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Hello, Gwendolyn.
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Oh, Betty. This is my dear friend, Maggie.
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Maggie, this is my dear friend Betty.
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- Oh, it's a pleasure.
- It's nice to meet you, Maggie.
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- You too.
- So, how are things?
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We haven't seen much of you
around the ladies' club.
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Well, just the same. Nothing happening.
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Just same old, same old.
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Are you coming to see the play Gwen wrote?
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Gwen? Gwen wrote a play?
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Oh, it's nothing.
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Oh, come on! You're selling yourself short.
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It's phenomenal.
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It's called Cashmere Burka,
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And it's all about Gwen's life.
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Well, I'm sure you have a prior commitment.
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Oh, no, on the contrary,
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I wouldn't miss it for
anything in the world.
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- It's nice to meet you, Maggie.
- Oh, you too, yes.
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Gwen, enjoy your chicken salad.
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- That's weird.
- How could you do that?
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- Do what?
- Tell her about the play.
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There's a reason those flyers
all say Nell Carter on them.
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Okay, but didn't you just say
that she was your dear friend?
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She is not a dear friend.
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I hate her with every fiber of my being.
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This is a disaster.
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I'm gonna go.
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Wait, Gwen.
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Actually, I'm gonna stay.
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I think you should be the one who leaves.
259
00:08:32,255 --> 00:08:34,623
Me?
260
00:08:34,658 --> 00:08:38,127
Goodness.
261
00:08:38,162 --> 00:08:39,495
Okay.
262
00:08:39,530 --> 00:08:43,098
What is... okay.
263
00:08:43,134 --> 00:08:44,633
Don't know what's happening.
264
00:08:46,880 --> 00:08:48,813
You were there. I was standing right there.
265
00:08:48,814 --> 00:08:49,915
You said you wanted a bay window.
266
00:08:49,948 --> 00:08:52,516
No, I asked for a window
overlooking a French bay.
267
00:08:52,603 --> 00:08:53,837
Okay, well, you know what we're gonna do?
268
00:08:53,872 --> 00:08:55,239
We're gonna figure it out, right?
269
00:08:55,272 --> 00:08:56,773
How are we possibly gonna figure this out?
270
00:08:56,774 --> 00:08:58,742
Mark is trying to ruin my play.
271
00:08:58,777 --> 00:08:59,843
Plus, look at this.
272
00:08:59,878 --> 00:09:01,878
He is stealing complete
focus with that V-neck.
273
00:09:01,914 --> 00:09:03,647
Do you think that I want to wear this?
274
00:09:03,648 --> 00:09:04,715
Okay, all right.
275
00:09:04,750 --> 00:09:05,750
Unbelievable!
276
00:09:05,784 --> 00:09:08,185
Oh, and now this.
277
00:09:08,220 --> 00:09:10,320
Our lead actress shows up late,
278
00:09:10,356 --> 00:09:11,755
with sex hair.
279
00:09:11,790 --> 00:09:13,323
So sorry. I do, though.
280
00:09:13,359 --> 00:09:14,359
I do have sex hair.
281
00:09:14,393 --> 00:09:15,393
Okay, you know what,
282
00:09:15,425 --> 00:09:16,526
You need to get up here right now.
283
00:09:16,562 --> 00:09:17,728
Sorry. So sorry.
284
00:09:17,763 --> 00:09:19,930
Gwen, Gwen, Gwen, listen to me, okay?
285
00:09:19,965 --> 00:09:21,365
I don't want to brag,
286
00:09:21,400 --> 00:09:24,334
But in 1999 I cast a woman
in a wheelchair as Peter Pan.
287
00:09:24,370 --> 00:09:25,736
And you know what they said to me?
288
00:09:25,771 --> 00:09:27,904
"She'll never fly. You can't do it.
289
00:09:27,940 --> 00:09:31,375
You can't lift that metal
chair up into the sky."
290
00:09:31,376 --> 00:09:33,477
But damn it, she flew.
291
00:09:33,512 --> 00:09:35,479
Nice story. Can we rehearse?
292
00:09:35,514 --> 00:09:37,881
Yes, absolutely. Let's dive in.
293
00:09:37,916 --> 00:09:39,383
Okay, here we go.
294
00:09:39,418 --> 00:09:40,817
Words. Let's do this, people.
295
00:09:40,851 --> 00:09:41,819
Act one.
296
00:09:41,854 --> 00:09:43,553
Here's your martini, Daddy.
297
00:09:43,554 --> 00:09:45,622
Ugh, line?
298
00:09:45,658 --> 00:09:46,890
- Sorry.
- How was your day?
299
00:09:46,923 --> 00:09:48,492
Okay, I got it, I got it,
I got it, I got it, okay.
300
00:09:48,525 --> 00:09:49,926
- You asked for a line.
- I didn't need it though.
301
00:09:49,962 --> 00:09:52,663
Okay. Here's your martini, Daddy.
302
00:09:52,698 --> 00:09:55,399
How was your day?
303
00:09:55,432 --> 00:09:56,667
I wanna go to college or something...
304
00:09:56,702 --> 00:09:57,768
Sorry, I'm gonna stop you.
305
00:09:57,803 --> 00:09:59,269
You're supposed to be off-book.
306
00:09:59,305 --> 00:10:00,637
You're supposed to be off-book.
307
00:10:00,671 --> 00:10:02,272
I am, I am, but I'm just,
like, taking a moment...
308
00:10:02,306 --> 00:10:03,774
You're not. You don't
know any of your lines.
309
00:10:03,807 --> 00:10:05,509
- I do, I know...
- You do not know a single line.
310
00:10:05,542 --> 00:10:06,910
This is how De Niro does it.
He takes it, he lives in it.
311
00:10:06,945 --> 00:10:09,513
It's not. He's De Niro though.
312
00:10:09,546 --> 00:10:11,281
Okay, let's take... can
we take it from the top?
313
00:10:11,282 --> 00:10:12,516
Would that be okay?
314
00:10:12,549 --> 00:10:13,550
Is there anyone
else in this scene, Emma?
315
00:10:13,551 --> 00:10:14,785
You're basically still at the top.
316
00:10:14,820 --> 00:10:16,620
All right, ready? From the top.
317
00:10:16,655 --> 00:10:18,655
Daddy?
318
00:10:18,691 --> 00:10:20,457
Daddy, are you there?
319
00:10:20,492 --> 00:10:23,794
It's me, Glenn.
320
00:10:23,829 --> 00:10:25,429
- Line.
- Oh, my God.
321
00:10:25,464 --> 00:10:26,530
"How was your day?"
322
00:10:26,565 --> 00:10:28,632
How was your day?
323
00:10:30,268 --> 00:10:31,235
Are we doing...
324
00:10:31,270 --> 00:10:32,936
Are we doing the whole...
325
00:10:33,172 --> 00:10:35,372
I can't... I seriously cannot...
326
00:10:35,407 --> 00:10:36,673
I'm not gonna feed you...
327
00:10:36,709 --> 00:10:38,542
All right, all right, all right, all right!
328
00:10:38,575 --> 00:10:39,544
That's it!
329
00:10:39,578 --> 00:10:41,912
I have an announcement to make.
330
00:10:41,947 --> 00:10:43,847
In order for a play to work,
331
00:10:43,848 --> 00:10:47,317
every piece must play its part.
332
00:10:47,353 --> 00:10:50,787
However, in our play, we
have a piece that is broken,
333
00:10:50,823 --> 00:10:53,190
And perhaps not wearing enough blush.
334
00:10:53,225 --> 00:10:57,194
Therefore, I will now be
taking over the part of Glenn.
335
00:10:57,195 --> 00:10:58,195
- What?
- What?
336
00:10:58,196 --> 00:11:02,566
Emma, thank you for your time.
337
00:11:02,601 --> 00:11:04,401
Wait, you're not seriously firing me.
338
00:11:04,434 --> 00:11:05,736
I don't think this is a good idea.
339
00:11:05,771 --> 00:11:07,871
I have made my decision.
340
00:11:09,741 --> 00:11:11,708
Emma, thank you for your time.
341
00:11:12,745 --> 00:11:15,879
Oh, this... this is rich.
342
00:11:15,880 --> 00:11:17,581
I get it!
343
00:11:17,616 --> 00:11:19,883
- Okay.
- Enjoy getting "whet."
344
00:11:19,884 --> 00:11:21,451
Come on, man.
345
00:11:21,487 --> 00:11:23,286
You were fired by your own mom?
346
00:11:23,322 --> 00:11:24,588
I'm actually relieved.
347
00:11:24,623 --> 00:11:26,356
There were so many lines about bone loss.
348
00:11:26,392 --> 00:11:27,891
It felt like a Boniva ad.
349
00:11:27,892 --> 00:11:29,760
Hey, I like you.
350
00:11:29,795 --> 00:11:31,595
Oh, okay. We're doing this?
351
00:11:31,630 --> 00:11:33,764
Well, yes, yeah, we're gonna do this now.
352
00:11:33,765 --> 00:11:36,733
Okay, well, I really like you too.
353
00:11:36,769 --> 00:11:40,437
One of the many fun
complications of dating a rabbi
354
00:11:40,472 --> 00:11:42,639
is that I have, like, 300
people in my congregation,
355
00:11:42,640 --> 00:11:44,474
all of whom really like to
get up in my business.
356
00:11:44,510 --> 00:11:46,777
So you wanna keep it quiet?
357
00:11:46,778 --> 00:11:48,645
Just for now. Is that... is that okay?
358
00:11:48,680 --> 00:11:50,447
Oh, my God, music to my ears.
359
00:11:50,482 --> 00:11:51,482
Yeah?
360
00:11:51,515 --> 00:11:52,582
I don't need a bunch of Jewish moms
361
00:11:52,616 --> 00:11:53,650
kibbutzing about my business.
362
00:11:53,651 --> 00:11:54,885
- "Kibitzing."
- Whatever.
363
00:11:54,920 --> 00:11:57,387
- Really?
- Yeah. Oh.
364
00:11:57,388 --> 00:11:59,489
This is the way the ladies ride.
365
00:11:59,525 --> 00:12:00,724
Trit-trot.
366
00:12:00,759 --> 00:12:02,526
Oh, this is awkward.
367
00:12:02,561 --> 00:12:04,761
I didn't expect to run into you here.
368
00:12:04,797 --> 00:12:06,730
In our house where we live?
369
00:12:06,765 --> 00:12:08,265
Listen, Emma, I'm sorry.
370
00:12:08,300 --> 00:12:09,866
I had no idea she was gonna do that.
371
00:12:09,902 --> 00:12:12,235
You certainly didn't try to stop it.
372
00:12:12,271 --> 00:12:13,637
Well, I wish you all the best
373
00:12:13,638 --> 00:12:14,838
on your theatrical success,
374
00:12:14,873 --> 00:12:16,373
and I do hope that Charlotte and I
375
00:12:16,374 --> 00:12:18,175
can keep in touch from time to time.
376
00:12:18,208 --> 00:12:19,643
Okay, can you just shut up for a second?
377
00:12:19,678 --> 00:12:21,178
- I need your help.
- What?
378
00:12:21,211 --> 00:12:22,879
Your mother has been spinning out ever since
379
00:12:22,915 --> 00:12:24,214
the other night at dinner,
380
00:12:24,247 --> 00:12:25,549
And I have no idea what's going on.
381
00:12:25,550 --> 00:12:26,817
Well, what happened at dinner?
382
00:12:26,818 --> 00:12:29,286
I don't know, this woman
came over, Betty Gilbert.
383
00:12:29,287 --> 00:12:30,754
Oh, no. Did she say anything weird?
384
00:12:30,789 --> 00:12:32,522
Yeah, when she was leaving she said,
385
00:12:32,558 --> 00:12:34,257
"Enjoy your chicken salad."
386
00:12:34,293 --> 00:12:35,492
Oh, my God, this is bad.
387
00:12:35,527 --> 00:12:37,561
This is, like, really, really bad.
388
00:12:37,562 --> 00:12:38,829
What?
389
00:12:38,830 --> 00:12:41,798
Sit with me.
390
00:12:41,834 --> 00:12:45,469
In 1984, my mother was
put in charge of the food
391
00:12:45,504 --> 00:12:46,803
at the annual garden party.
392
00:12:46,804 --> 00:12:47,904
Why are you using that voice?
393
00:12:47,940 --> 00:12:49,739
And she was so nervous
394
00:12:49,775 --> 00:12:51,741
that she outsourced the chicken salad
395
00:12:51,777 --> 00:12:54,678
to a new Mexican restaurant
she'd heard about
396
00:12:54,713 --> 00:12:56,680
on the other side of town.
397
00:12:56,681 --> 00:12:57,881
El Charro's.
398
00:12:57,916 --> 00:12:58,916
That means "cowboy."
399
00:12:58,951 --> 00:13:00,250
Within minutes of the party,
400
00:13:00,283 --> 00:13:01,618
she knew something was terribly wrong.
401
00:13:01,653 --> 00:13:02,786
Oh, no.
402
00:13:02,821 --> 00:13:05,255
40 women crapping themselves
through Coco Chanel skirts
403
00:13:05,290 --> 00:13:06,790
is a real game changer.
404
00:13:06,825 --> 00:13:07,924
Ooh.
405
00:13:07,958 --> 00:13:09,459
My mother's never been able to live it down.
406
00:13:09,460 --> 00:13:11,194
Poor Gwen. I'm gonna go talk to her.
407
00:13:11,195 --> 00:13:12,462
- Oh, no, no, no, you can't.
- Why?
408
00:13:12,463 --> 00:13:14,598
No, WASPs never talk about their problems.
409
00:13:14,633 --> 00:13:15,966
We just push it all down.
410
00:13:16,201 --> 00:13:18,702
We repress, repress, repress,
and then we explode.
411
00:13:18,703 --> 00:13:19,836
That doesn't make any sense.
412
00:13:19,870 --> 00:13:20,838
You don't make any sense!
413
00:13:20,873 --> 00:13:22,572
- Hey.
- Sorry.
414
00:13:23,876 --> 00:13:25,709
Hey, hey, hey, popped collar.
415
00:13:25,710 --> 00:13:27,410
What is... what's... what's happening?
416
00:13:27,446 --> 00:13:29,579
She wants me to build a huge 12-foot, like,
417
00:13:29,580 --> 00:13:31,448
lady's, you know...
418
00:13:31,483 --> 00:13:33,183
- You know what I mean?
- No.
419
00:13:33,184 --> 00:13:35,819
Maggie, you know, the
thing... The hairy oyster.
420
00:13:35,854 --> 00:13:37,721
- I do not know.
- The star and its fruit.
421
00:13:37,722 --> 00:13:39,322
The barn doors where the baby come out.
422
00:13:39,323 --> 00:13:40,423
Just say it, man.
423
00:13:40,457 --> 00:13:41,691
Just say what you're trying to say.
424
00:13:41,727 --> 00:13:43,260
Here, just look at it yourself.
425
00:13:43,295 --> 00:13:44,394
- Here.
- Okay.
426
00:13:44,429 --> 00:13:46,363
This is what she wants me to build.
427
00:13:46,364 --> 00:13:47,364
Why?
428
00:13:47,365 --> 00:13:50,500
Because she's lost her mind!
429
00:13:50,501 --> 00:13:53,470
Ma, she's gonna be my wife
whether you like it or not.
430
00:13:53,471 --> 00:13:55,472
No, I don't like it.
431
00:13:55,473 --> 00:13:58,308
I don't like it one bit.
432
00:13:58,343 --> 00:13:59,609
Oh!
433
00:13:59,645 --> 00:14:01,611
There you go. There you go!
434
00:14:01,647 --> 00:14:02,879
Oh, son!
435
00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:05,749
Oh, my God, why is Ian motorboating Candy?
436
00:14:05,784 --> 00:14:08,184
This is supposed to be a mother/son scene.
437
00:14:08,220 --> 00:14:10,487
We need sex. We need to
push some boundaries.
438
00:14:10,522 --> 00:14:12,188
I mean, everybody is bored!
439
00:14:12,224 --> 00:14:14,491
Okay, you know what, I
understand that you are scared.
440
00:14:14,526 --> 00:14:15,592
Oh, pfft!
441
00:14:15,627 --> 00:14:16,726
But you need to trust me.
442
00:14:16,762 --> 00:14:18,895
I am the director, and you
wrote a beautiful play,
443
00:14:18,931 --> 00:14:21,231
which is what I would like to put on.
444
00:14:21,232 --> 00:14:23,600
If you think that there really
is nothing wrong with this play,
445
00:14:23,635 --> 00:14:27,170
Then I don't think that you're
the right director anymore.
446
00:14:27,205 --> 00:14:28,505
Thank you for your time.
447
00:14:28,540 --> 00:14:29,873
Okay, no, no, no, no.
448
00:14:29,906 --> 00:14:30,875
No?
449
00:14:30,909 --> 00:14:33,610
This is not how this is gonna roll out.
450
00:14:33,645 --> 00:14:35,612
Thank you for your time.
451
00:14:35,647 --> 00:14:37,213
I'm gonna thank you for your time.
452
00:14:37,249 --> 00:14:39,182
No, because I am thanking you for your time.
453
00:14:39,217 --> 00:14:40,917
No, I'm thanking you for your time, okay?
454
00:14:40,918 --> 00:14:42,752
- No, no, thank you.
- And you know what?
455
00:14:42,788 --> 00:14:44,854
I get it, I get it, there's a storm.
456
00:14:44,890 --> 00:14:47,257
We're in the center of a hurricane.
457
00:14:47,292 --> 00:14:48,758
But I'm not gonna get "whet."
458
00:14:48,794 --> 00:14:51,728
I'm just gonna ride in the eye, okay?
459
00:14:51,763 --> 00:14:53,496
You're the one that's gonna get "whet."
460
00:14:53,532 --> 00:14:56,933
I assure you, Maggie, I am dry as a bone.
461
00:14:56,934 --> 00:15:00,604
Whet, whet, whet!
462
00:15:00,639 --> 00:15:03,707
Maggie!
463
00:15:03,742 --> 00:15:05,342
Uh, I don't think that's in the script.
464
00:15:07,275 --> 00:15:09,308
God, how dare she, you know?
465
00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:10,877
I mean, you give someone
the best of yourself,
466
00:15:10,913 --> 00:15:12,646
and then they just throw it in the garbage?
467
00:15:12,647 --> 00:15:14,147
I'm gonna transition back
to being a good friend
468
00:15:14,183 --> 00:15:16,650
in just a second, but can
I just relish for a moment
469
00:15:16,685 --> 00:15:18,018
that you are finally experiencing
470
00:15:18,053 --> 00:15:19,920
what I've had to deal with my entire life?
471
00:15:19,921 --> 00:15:22,789
Hey, this is not funny, okay?
Your mother is my friend.
472
00:15:22,790 --> 00:15:24,124
Hey, hey, listen to me.
473
00:15:24,159 --> 00:15:25,926
You think this actually means something?
474
00:15:25,927 --> 00:15:29,696
She has fired me as her own
daughter multiple times.
475
00:15:29,732 --> 00:15:31,164
Well, that's not nice, okay?
476
00:15:31,165 --> 00:15:32,833
It's not how I was with my mom,
477
00:15:32,868 --> 00:15:36,136
And it's definitely not how
I want to be with my friends.
478
00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:37,738
You know what's gonna be the weirdest part?
479
00:15:37,771 --> 00:15:39,606
Is sitting front row of a
show that I'm not even...
480
00:15:39,641 --> 00:15:40,907
Whoa, whoa, no, no, no, no.
481
00:15:40,908 --> 00:15:42,275
No, no, that's the only good
thing about this happening.
482
00:15:42,311 --> 00:15:43,844
We don't have to go.
483
00:15:43,877 --> 00:15:46,013
We can throw in Bull Durham
and have the night of our lives.
484
00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:47,015
Oh, we're going.
485
00:15:47,049 --> 00:15:48,115
A young Susan Sarandon,
486
00:15:48,150 --> 00:15:50,317
ping-ponging between Costner and Robbins.
487
00:15:50,551 --> 00:15:51,319
It's spring break.
488
00:15:51,553 --> 00:15:53,220
Who's she gonna have sex with, Maggie?
489
00:15:53,221 --> 00:15:54,688
Both of them.
490
00:15:54,721 --> 00:15:55,822
I'm gonna tell you, it doesn't hold up.
491
00:15:55,858 --> 00:15:57,157
How dare you!
492
00:15:57,192 --> 00:15:59,159
Put on a dress. We're
going to your mom's show.
493
00:16:00,561 --> 00:16:02,763
I had to triple-Spanx myself.
494
00:16:02,796 --> 00:16:03,765
Great. I'm happy for you.
495
00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:04,931
Where's the fat gonna escape?
496
00:16:04,932 --> 00:16:06,166
I'm afraid.
497
00:16:06,199 --> 00:16:07,667
I don't know. Oh, there's your rabbi.
498
00:16:07,668 --> 00:16:10,537
- Wanna... okay.
- Oh, yeah, let's say hi.
499
00:16:10,538 --> 00:16:12,606
Oh, sorry. Hey, Dan.
500
00:16:12,641 --> 00:16:15,075
Hey.
501
00:16:15,076 --> 00:16:16,877
Good to see you.
502
00:16:16,912 --> 00:16:19,212
Uh, Emma, good to see you.
503
00:16:19,246 --> 00:16:20,214
Maggie?
504
00:16:20,249 --> 00:16:22,282
Yeah.
505
00:16:22,317 --> 00:16:24,217
It's supposed to be a
good show, so enjoy it.
506
00:16:24,218 --> 00:16:27,020
- Yeah, she...
- Thank you.
507
00:16:27,056 --> 00:16:29,556
- That was super weird.
- Yeah...
508
00:16:29,557 --> 00:16:30,557
We have a situation.
509
00:16:30,592 --> 00:16:31,691
What's up?
510
00:16:31,725 --> 00:16:32,993
Gwen's locked herself in the bathroom.
511
00:16:32,994 --> 00:16:34,261
- Oh, God.
- What?
512
00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:35,962
And I keep on knocking,
and she just keeps on saying,
513
00:16:35,963 --> 00:16:37,898
"Ocupado, Jorge, ocupado."
514
00:16:37,933 --> 00:16:39,533
I mean, does she think my name's Jorge?
515
00:16:39,568 --> 00:16:41,201
- Oh, that's is a...
- On the back?
516
00:16:41,236 --> 00:16:42,836
- That's too deep a V.
- Oh.
517
00:16:42,871 --> 00:16:44,771
- Gwen, it's Maggie.
518
00:16:44,807 --> 00:16:47,774
Can you open the door? It's a safe space.
519
00:16:47,810 --> 00:16:51,845
Hey, cut the crap and let us in, Mom!
520
00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:53,947
- All right, God.
- Come on.
521
00:16:55,683 --> 00:16:57,984
What are you doing?
522
00:16:57,985 --> 00:16:59,252
Oh, hello.
523
00:16:59,288 --> 00:17:01,588
Is the theater cleared? Is everyone gone?
524
00:17:01,623 --> 00:17:03,223
No, they're waiting to see the play.
525
00:17:03,258 --> 00:17:05,725
I've decided I'm not
interested in doing the play.
526
00:17:05,726 --> 00:17:07,594
This is classic. This is so dramatic.
527
00:17:07,595 --> 00:17:08,962
Just... will you cut the
shit and just get out...
528
00:17:08,963 --> 00:17:10,964
- Hey, go in the stall.
- Why?
529
00:17:10,965 --> 00:17:12,199
You're making it worse. Go in the stall.
530
00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:13,266
I don't wanna go in the stall.
531
00:17:13,267 --> 00:17:14,734
Just go in the stall.
532
00:17:14,735 --> 00:17:16,736
Oh, God.
533
00:17:21,576 --> 00:17:23,210
Gwen, you have nothing to worry about.
534
00:17:23,245 --> 00:17:24,678
The show is great. It's gonna...
535
00:17:24,713 --> 00:17:25,979
No, it is not great!
536
00:17:26,012 --> 00:17:27,747
And you have been filling
me with false hope.
537
00:17:27,783 --> 00:17:28,882
No, I haven't.
538
00:17:28,883 --> 00:17:30,117
Telling me that I'm good when I'm not.
539
00:17:30,152 --> 00:17:31,218
You are good.
540
00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:32,586
And now Betty and that
crew of cronies of hers,
541
00:17:32,621 --> 00:17:33,687
They're waiting outside,
542
00:17:33,722 --> 00:17:35,689
waiting for me to serve them chicken salad.
543
00:17:35,724 --> 00:17:37,724
Oh, my God, what is the deal
544
00:17:37,759 --> 00:17:40,093
with you guys and the chicken salad?
545
00:17:40,127 --> 00:17:41,294
You know, women like Betty Gilbert,
546
00:17:41,295 --> 00:17:42,729
you know what they do?
547
00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:44,264
They sit back and wait for
other people to take risks,
548
00:17:44,299 --> 00:17:45,866
and then they judge them.
549
00:17:45,867 --> 00:17:48,602
But you, you my friend, are
putting yourself out there,
550
00:17:48,603 --> 00:17:51,138
and that is super scary and awesome.
551
00:17:51,139 --> 00:17:52,205
She's right, Mom.
552
00:17:52,241 --> 00:17:54,241
I am not brave the way the two of you are.
553
00:17:54,276 --> 00:17:56,109
I could never raise a baby on my own.
554
00:17:56,145 --> 00:17:58,044
I could never move to another country.
555
00:17:58,045 --> 00:18:00,580
I could never spend the day in my pajamas.
556
00:18:00,616 --> 00:18:01,648
They're workout clothes!
557
00:18:01,649 --> 00:18:03,717
I was planning on working out.
558
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:05,185
Gwen, we're only able to do that stuff
559
00:18:05,220 --> 00:18:06,887
because the women who raised us
560
00:18:06,922 --> 00:18:08,855
were such secret badasses.
561
00:18:08,891 --> 00:18:11,658
And, Mom, you are brave.
562
00:18:11,693 --> 00:18:13,793
Okay, you wrote this play.
563
00:18:13,794 --> 00:18:15,328
I've never written a play.
564
00:18:15,531 --> 00:18:17,297
And guess what, it's really good.
565
00:18:17,533 --> 00:18:18,632
Well, it's too late.
566
00:18:18,633 --> 00:18:19,833
I've ruined the script.
567
00:18:19,868 --> 00:18:21,034
It's never too late.
568
00:18:21,035 --> 00:18:22,302
And I'll tell you what we're gonna do.
569
00:18:22,538 --> 00:18:23,737
We're gonna do a staged reading
570
00:18:23,772 --> 00:18:24,871
of the original play.
571
00:18:24,907 --> 00:18:26,873
No sets. Scripts in hand.
572
00:18:26,909 --> 00:18:30,610
And, uh, P.S. I saw Betty
Gilbert on the way in.
573
00:18:30,646 --> 00:18:33,313
She was wearing a sleeveless linen tunic.
574
00:18:33,314 --> 00:18:35,749
Oh, she doesn't have
the upper arms for that.
575
00:18:35,784 --> 00:18:36,883
Looked like cottage cheese.
576
00:18:36,919 --> 00:18:40,687
Tell them lights up in five!
577
00:18:42,223 --> 00:18:44,658
Thank you all for coming.
578
00:18:44,693 --> 00:18:48,195
It has been quite a journey to this stage.
579
00:18:48,230 --> 00:18:52,299
Emma and Maggie, my two daughters,
580
00:18:52,534 --> 00:18:54,801
helped me take the last steps.
581
00:18:54,802 --> 00:18:58,802
So without further ado,
I give you Cashmere Burka.
582
00:19:05,981 --> 00:19:08,815
- Emma.
- Oh, hey, Dan.
583
00:19:08,816 --> 00:19:10,917
Hey, it was really... it was great.
584
00:19:10,953 --> 00:19:12,185
Oh, thanks.
585
00:19:12,221 --> 00:19:15,055
Um, hey, I normally wouldn't mention this,
586
00:19:15,090 --> 00:19:18,558
But can I just say when
I said hi to you earlier,
587
00:19:18,594 --> 00:19:20,126
I didn't really like how that felt.
588
00:19:20,127 --> 00:19:21,561
Me neither. That was...
589
00:19:21,562 --> 00:19:24,764
I shook your hand, like I
was giving you a diploma.
590
00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:28,068
No, I paused like we were taking
a picture for the newspaper.
591
00:19:28,101 --> 00:19:29,102
I know I'm a rabbi and all,
592
00:19:29,103 --> 00:19:30,343
but if I get a little kibitzing
593
00:19:30,539 --> 00:19:31,705
for canoodling with a shiksa,
594
00:19:31,740 --> 00:19:33,106
then so be it, all right?
595
00:19:33,107 --> 00:19:34,574
All right, well, mazels to that.
596
00:19:34,575 --> 00:19:35,842
- Yeah.
- Did I say that right?
597
00:19:35,877 --> 00:19:37,244
- You said it perfectly.
- Okay.
598
00:19:37,279 --> 00:19:38,979
Gwen.
599
00:19:39,014 --> 00:19:40,547
Betty.
600
00:19:40,582 --> 00:19:43,049
Well, that play was a tad too raw
601
00:19:43,085 --> 00:19:44,684
for my taste.
602
00:19:44,718 --> 00:19:46,586
Just like the chicken
salad I served you in 1984,
603
00:19:46,587 --> 00:19:47,854
wouldn't you say?
604
00:19:47,855 --> 00:19:49,122
Well...
605
00:19:49,157 --> 00:19:51,191
Oh, Betty, thank you for coming.
606
00:19:51,226 --> 00:19:52,692
Your support means the world to me.
607
00:19:52,728 --> 00:19:55,895
Well, you're... you're very welcome.
608
00:19:55,931 --> 00:19:58,198
I...
609
00:19:58,233 --> 00:19:59,799
Bye.
610
00:20:01,035 --> 00:20:02,736
Feels good, right?
611
00:20:02,771 --> 00:20:06,006
Yes, it does.
612
00:20:06,007 --> 00:20:08,675
Did you see her upper arms?
They're like cottage cheese.
613
00:20:08,710 --> 00:20:11,011
Gwen, what are you talk... they're stunning.
614
00:20:11,046 --> 00:20:12,979
Just give me this.
615
00:20:13,015 --> 00:20:14,714
Okay. Cottage cheese, it is.
616
00:20:16,358 --> 00:20:17,958
Here's your martini, Daddy.
617
00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:20,160
Mommy said to bring it to you.
618
00:20:20,190 --> 00:20:23,491
I don't want to... disturb you.
619
00:20:23,526 --> 00:20:25,226
I can't marry you.
620
00:20:25,261 --> 00:20:28,529
Don't you understand, your
body came back from the war,
621
00:20:28,565 --> 00:20:34,379
But your heart... your heart is
still fighting the Viet Cong.
622
00:20:34,379 --> 00:20:36,437
So you can keep your what ifs
623
00:20:36,473 --> 00:20:38,606
and your why nots
624
00:20:38,607 --> 00:20:41,909
and your coulda beens
and your shoulda nevers.
625
00:20:41,945 --> 00:20:45,179
Mrs. Clawforge, your mother is dead.
626
00:20:45,379 --> 00:20:48,979
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