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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,607 --> 00:00:02,865 - Clear the path, everyone. - Does it hurt? 2 00:00:02,865 --> 00:00:04,257 Sir, get it against the wall. 3 00:00:04,257 --> 00:00:05,072 Hands in the wall. 4 00:00:05,321 --> 00:00:06,822 Do you need water or... 5 00:00:08,701 --> 00:00:09,688 You know, it's interesting that 6 00:00:09,688 --> 00:00:10,984 it's not like in the movies when the pregnant lady 7 00:00:10,984 --> 00:00:13,395 - is freaking out the whole time. - No, I'm not gonna freak... ow! 8 00:00:13,459 --> 00:00:14,607 What do we do? What do we do? 9 00:00:14,607 --> 00:00:15,323 - ooh. - What do we... 10 00:00:15,323 --> 00:00:16,672 I don't know! I don't know! 11 00:00:16,672 --> 00:00:17,440 - Press on her back. - Is that good, honey? 12 00:00:17,440 --> 00:00:18,884 I'm gonna go get you a room, okay? 13 00:00:18,951 --> 00:00:20,452 No, no, no, no. I need you. 14 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:21,753 - I'm here. I'm here. - She'll be right there. 15 00:00:21,821 --> 00:00:23,188 I'm gonna be there for one second, okay? 16 00:00:23,256 --> 00:00:24,990 - Okay, okay. - But you can see her. 17 00:00:25,058 --> 00:00:26,058 - Hi, hi. - Hi. 18 00:00:26,125 --> 00:00:27,125 Is it... Ramona, is it? 19 00:00:27,193 --> 00:00:28,527 My best friend is in labor, 20 00:00:28,628 --> 00:00:30,128 so we just need to do whatever we need to do 21 00:00:30,196 --> 00:00:32,330 - to get this party started. - Okay. 22 00:00:32,398 --> 00:00:34,766 I'll get everything together that we need to get started. 23 00:00:34,834 --> 00:00:37,169 Oh... okay. 24 00:00:37,236 --> 00:00:39,404 Yeah. Okay. 25 00:00:40,907 --> 00:00:44,309 Oh... ahh. 26 00:00:44,377 --> 00:00:45,744 I'm sorry. When you're done 27 00:00:45,812 --> 00:00:47,279 with your little snack, my friend 28 00:00:47,346 --> 00:00:49,414 is in a tremendous amount of pain. 29 00:00:49,482 --> 00:00:50,782 I'm diabetic. 30 00:00:50,850 --> 00:00:52,684 I need to have a snack every 20 minutes. 31 00:00:52,752 --> 00:00:54,486 I don't think a mini snickers is maybe the right thing 32 00:00:54,554 --> 00:00:57,322 for the blood... sugar. 33 00:00:57,390 --> 00:00:59,291 Ma'am? 34 00:00:59,358 --> 00:01:00,859 I need your I.D. Card. 35 00:01:00,927 --> 00:01:02,160 I got that. I got it, I got it. 36 00:01:02,228 --> 00:01:03,662 Then you can fill out these forms in triplicate. 37 00:01:03,730 --> 00:01:05,630 Triplicate? What is this? Communist Russia? 38 00:01:05,698 --> 00:01:08,433 Three forms three times. 39 00:01:09,635 --> 00:01:10,936 Okay. 40 00:01:12,004 --> 00:01:13,405 Rude. 41 00:01:13,473 --> 00:01:16,041 Emma, don't piss these people off, okay? 42 00:01:16,109 --> 00:01:17,609 They will make your life a living nightmare. 43 00:01:17,677 --> 00:01:19,745 Hey, Maggie will have whatever she needs, 44 00:01:19,812 --> 00:01:21,613 and it is my job to make it happen. 45 00:01:21,681 --> 00:01:24,182 Okay. Thank you so much for helping... 46 00:01:24,250 --> 00:01:25,851 - Uh, Ramona, is it? - Yeah. 47 00:01:25,918 --> 00:01:27,552 Yeah, you've been a real sweetheart. 48 00:01:27,620 --> 00:01:28,754 - Oh, it's no problem, sweetie. - You really have. 49 00:01:28,821 --> 00:01:30,388 It's no problem. 50 00:01:30,456 --> 00:01:31,590 Oh, are you the father? 51 00:01:31,657 --> 00:01:32,724 No, no, no, that's... 52 00:01:32,792 --> 00:01:33,959 Bruce! 53 00:01:34,026 --> 00:01:35,961 We forgot about Bruce! 54 00:01:36,028 --> 00:01:37,763 - Okay, yeah, yep. - Go tell Bruce! 55 00:01:38,831 --> 00:01:42,667 Synced by emmasan www.Addic7ed.Com 56 00:01:58,184 --> 00:01:59,451 I don't mean to toot my own horn, 57 00:01:59,519 --> 00:02:01,386 but how about this Southern exposure, right? 58 00:02:01,454 --> 00:02:03,088 - It's good. - See, Mags? 59 00:02:03,156 --> 00:02:05,290 You don't get it unless you ask for it, right? 60 00:02:05,358 --> 00:02:06,558 Oh, get off your high horse. 61 00:02:06,626 --> 00:02:07,859 It was the only room available. 62 00:02:07,927 --> 00:02:09,361 Oh, not you again. Really? 63 00:02:09,428 --> 00:02:11,329 Oh, I was just filling in for Victoria up front. 64 00:02:11,397 --> 00:02:14,166 Uh, I am actually your nurse. This is my shift. 65 00:02:14,233 --> 00:02:15,901 - Ugh! - Yeah, but don't worry. 66 00:02:15,968 --> 00:02:17,936 I'm gonna take very, very good care of you. 67 00:02:18,004 --> 00:02:19,237 Okay, good. 68 00:02:19,305 --> 00:02:20,539 The only thing that you need to know 69 00:02:20,606 --> 00:02:22,340 that might be troublesome is that your doctor, 70 00:02:22,408 --> 00:02:24,676 Dr. Ullman, is not gonna be able to make it. 71 00:02:24,744 --> 00:02:25,744 - What? - What do you mean? 72 00:02:25,812 --> 00:02:28,113 Where is he? He won powerball. 73 00:02:28,181 --> 00:02:29,848 - What? - He won powerball. 74 00:02:29,916 --> 00:02:32,017 He bought 85 tickets and he got a winner. 75 00:02:32,084 --> 00:02:33,952 No, no, no, Emma, this is not gonna work for me. 76 00:02:34,020 --> 00:02:35,487 - Yeah. - I need Dr. Ullman here. 77 00:02:35,555 --> 00:02:37,455 He's the only one that knows my vagina inside and out. 78 00:02:37,523 --> 00:02:38,890 I'll take care of this. I will take care of this. 79 00:02:38,958 --> 00:02:41,259 Ramona, this is not gonna work for us. 80 00:02:41,327 --> 00:02:44,129 Well, your attending physician is Dr. J. 81 00:02:44,197 --> 00:02:45,230 - Dr. J? No, no, no. - Dr. J? 82 00:02:45,298 --> 00:02:46,464 I don't like the sound of that. 83 00:02:46,532 --> 00:02:47,499 What is that? A nickname? 84 00:02:47,567 --> 00:02:48,700 That's not professional at all. 85 00:02:48,768 --> 00:02:49,868 Well, let me tell you what. 86 00:02:49,936 --> 00:02:51,336 It's actually my last name. 87 00:02:51,404 --> 00:02:53,905 Hello. You must be Maggie. 88 00:02:53,973 --> 00:02:56,041 Hi. I'm Dr. J. 89 00:02:56,108 --> 00:02:57,442 - Oh, my. - Oh! 90 00:02:57,510 --> 00:02:59,010 It's so nice to meet you. 91 00:02:59,078 --> 00:03:01,646 Well, Ramona, stop giving these ladies a hard time 92 00:03:01,714 --> 00:03:02,948 and go get us some ice chips, please. 93 00:03:03,015 --> 00:03:05,217 - Yes, ma'am. - Thank you. 94 00:03:05,284 --> 00:03:07,552 Ha! So you ready to have a baby today or what? 95 00:03:07,620 --> 00:03:09,721 Oh, yes, yes, yes. 96 00:03:09,789 --> 00:03:10,889 A thousand times, yes. 97 00:03:10,957 --> 00:03:13,859 Great. 98 00:03:13,926 --> 00:03:15,794 So, how are you feeling, sweetheart? 99 00:03:15,862 --> 00:03:16,928 You look amazing. 100 00:03:16,996 --> 00:03:18,530 Oh, God, you look amazing. 101 00:03:18,598 --> 00:03:20,398 I'm sorry for the last-minute switcheroo. 102 00:03:20,466 --> 00:03:21,733 You know, that's never fun. 103 00:03:21,801 --> 00:03:23,869 But let me tell you, everything is on track. 104 00:03:23,936 --> 00:03:25,503 The baby's heartbeat sounds strong, 105 00:03:25,571 --> 00:03:27,005 blood work came back perfect. 106 00:03:27,073 --> 00:03:29,174 You clearly are a pro at this. 107 00:03:29,242 --> 00:03:30,675 Oh, am I? 108 00:03:30,743 --> 00:03:32,177 You know, I've delivered over... 109 00:03:32,245 --> 00:03:34,045 Well, I don't want to age myself... 110 00:03:34,113 --> 00:03:35,714 But over 3,000 births. 111 00:03:35,781 --> 00:03:36,715 - Oh, my God. - Wait, what? 112 00:03:36,782 --> 00:03:37,782 - Yeah. - That's impossible. 113 00:03:37,850 --> 00:03:39,751 - You look so young. - Oh, please! 114 00:03:39,819 --> 00:03:41,086 And listen, these fluorescent lights 115 00:03:41,153 --> 00:03:42,320 aren't doing me any favors. 116 00:03:42,388 --> 00:03:43,555 Oh, are you kidding me? 117 00:03:43,623 --> 00:03:44,656 You don't have a line on your face. 118 00:03:44,724 --> 00:03:46,157 Come on. You're so gorgeous. 119 00:03:46,225 --> 00:03:47,459 You're just a stunning woman. 120 00:03:47,526 --> 00:03:48,727 - Just stunning head to toe. - Thank you. 121 00:03:48,794 --> 00:03:50,562 Top to bottom. I mean, I was like, "whoo!" 122 00:03:50,630 --> 00:03:52,197 You know? Yeah, I was, "is this like a- 123 00:03:52,265 --> 00:03:54,499 is this a hospital room or a catwalk?" 124 00:03:54,567 --> 00:03:56,801 You know, that's what I was saying. 125 00:03:56,869 --> 00:03:57,869 - So beautiful. - I'm sorry. 126 00:03:57,937 --> 00:03:59,104 I'm Emma. Sorry. 127 00:03:59,171 --> 00:04:00,705 - Hi, Emma. - I just had a quick question. 128 00:04:00,773 --> 00:04:03,375 37 weeks... you're absolutely sure that's not too soon 129 00:04:03,442 --> 00:04:04,776 - for this baby to... - Oh, my God, stop it. 130 00:04:04,844 --> 00:04:06,745 - I'm just nervous. - No, I told her it was fine. 131 00:04:06,812 --> 00:04:08,113 It's absolutely fine. 132 00:04:08,180 --> 00:04:11,049 My wife Teri just had our first baby at 37 weeks. 133 00:04:11,117 --> 00:04:12,684 Everything was right as rain. 134 00:04:12,752 --> 00:04:13,818 - Aww. See? - Oh, good. 135 00:04:13,886 --> 00:04:15,120 - So don't worry. - Don't worry. 136 00:04:15,187 --> 00:04:16,221 Now, how long have you two known each other? 137 00:04:16,289 --> 00:04:17,555 Oh, my God, just, like, forever. 138 00:04:17,623 --> 00:04:18,857 - Yeah. - Our whole lives really. 139 00:04:18,925 --> 00:04:20,191 Yeah, from childhood and then... 140 00:04:20,259 --> 00:04:21,559 Well, we really kicked it up in high school, though. 141 00:04:21,627 --> 00:04:22,761 Yeah, we took it up to the next level. 142 00:04:22,828 --> 00:04:23,828 - Yeah. - Okay! 143 00:04:26,465 --> 00:04:29,167 Well, nothing makes me happier than getting to deliver 144 00:04:29,235 --> 00:04:33,071 a baby from a happy couple like you two. 145 00:04:33,139 --> 00:04:35,240 Well, anyways, us gays, we gotta stick together. 146 00:04:35,308 --> 00:04:36,875 - Am I right or what? - Yeah, you're right. 147 00:04:36,943 --> 00:04:39,811 - Yeah. - You're right. 148 00:04:41,414 --> 00:04:43,114 "Us gays"? 149 00:04:43,182 --> 00:04:44,916 Why didn't we tell her that we're not gay? 150 00:04:44,984 --> 00:04:46,584 I don't know. I went like this. 151 00:04:46,652 --> 00:04:47,852 I did too. Like a power... 152 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:48,920 Like a "power to the people." 153 00:04:48,988 --> 00:04:50,055 - Is that what they do? - No! 154 00:04:50,122 --> 00:04:51,556 - I think that's wrong. - And anyhow, 155 00:04:51,624 --> 00:04:53,191 why did we let her believe that we were lesbians? 156 00:04:53,259 --> 00:04:54,993 What were we gonna say? That we're not lesbians? 157 00:04:55,061 --> 00:04:55,994 Oh, I know, and then she would have felt 158 00:04:56,062 --> 00:04:57,262 like we were judging her. 159 00:04:57,330 --> 00:04:58,964 Oh, my God. But we have to tell her, right? 160 00:04:59,031 --> 00:05:00,265 She's made me feel so comfortable. 161 00:05:00,333 --> 00:05:01,433 I wouldn't want to do anything, you know... 162 00:05:01,500 --> 00:05:02,867 Yeah, I know, to make it, like, weirder. 163 00:05:02,935 --> 00:05:03,935 Yeah. 164 00:05:04,003 --> 00:05:05,337 Somebody need a double hip press? 165 00:05:05,404 --> 00:05:07,272 Oh, my God. Zach! 166 00:05:07,340 --> 00:05:08,540 I can't believe you made it. 167 00:05:08,607 --> 00:05:09,808 - I'm so happy. - Yeah. 168 00:05:09,875 --> 00:05:11,409 I didn't know where you were. 169 00:05:11,477 --> 00:05:13,111 Well, I went to Taos. 170 00:05:13,179 --> 00:05:14,913 - Taos, New Mexico? - That's correct. 171 00:05:14,981 --> 00:05:17,115 I went to a doula intensive 172 00:05:17,183 --> 00:05:19,718 where you witness births and you learn techniques 173 00:05:19,785 --> 00:05:22,153 to assist a woman through the precious journey of labor. 174 00:05:22,221 --> 00:05:23,388 Aww. 175 00:05:23,456 --> 00:05:25,323 I am now a certified doula in training. 176 00:05:25,391 --> 00:05:26,524 It's your "push" present. 177 00:05:26,592 --> 00:05:28,660 Oh, Zach, that is so sweet. 178 00:05:28,728 --> 00:05:30,095 You know, that's funny. I went to learn how to be 179 00:05:30,162 --> 00:05:32,864 a doula, but I left learning how to be a man. 180 00:05:32,932 --> 00:05:35,000 I feel like I've found my life's calling. 181 00:05:35,067 --> 00:05:36,668 - Yeah. - Well, you certainly found 182 00:05:36,736 --> 00:05:38,536 - a bunch of scarves. - I did. 183 00:05:38,604 --> 00:05:40,038 Why do you have one tied on your leg? 184 00:05:40,106 --> 00:05:42,374 You look like Johnny Depp from Pirates of the Caribbean. 185 00:05:42,441 --> 00:05:43,375 A higher compliment 186 00:05:43,442 --> 00:05:45,143 has never been paid to me. 187 00:05:45,211 --> 00:05:46,711 What is that? What are you doing? 188 00:05:46,779 --> 00:05:48,847 - That's Johnny Depp. - Oh, my God. 189 00:05:48,914 --> 00:05:51,383 These scarves are one of my many tools 190 00:05:51,450 --> 00:05:53,818 that I use in the birthing process. 191 00:05:53,886 --> 00:05:56,187 This one in particular is very handy 192 00:05:56,255 --> 00:05:59,457 for spinning a breech baby using the rebozo method. 193 00:05:59,525 --> 00:06:02,293 You get low center of gravity, under the hump. 194 00:06:02,361 --> 00:06:03,495 "Under the hump"? 195 00:06:05,598 --> 00:06:07,065 That's right, Mags. Blegh. 196 00:06:07,133 --> 00:06:08,666 - No. I'm having another one. - No? Oh, it's happening. 197 00:06:08,734 --> 00:06:09,868 - One's happening. - Hold on one second. 198 00:06:09,935 --> 00:06:11,436 I want you to lie down on your side. 199 00:06:11,504 --> 00:06:13,238 - Okay. - Okay? 200 00:06:13,305 --> 00:06:15,240 And I want you to put this right in-between your legs. 201 00:06:15,307 --> 00:06:17,242 - What is this? - This is a pubic moth. 202 00:06:17,309 --> 00:06:18,843 - What? - That does feel much better. 203 00:06:18,911 --> 00:06:22,013 Thank you. Oh, Zach, you are a magician. 204 00:06:22,081 --> 00:06:23,581 It's not magic. It's just an understanding 205 00:06:23,649 --> 00:06:24,749 of the female form. 206 00:06:24,817 --> 00:06:28,219 This is magic. 207 00:06:28,287 --> 00:06:30,588 A starburst! 208 00:06:30,656 --> 00:06:32,490 Okay, all right. That was good, though. 209 00:06:32,558 --> 00:06:34,359 - You did a good job. - Yeah, thanks, sweetie. 210 00:06:34,427 --> 00:06:35,827 - Yeah. - Oh, hey, hey, hey. 211 00:06:35,895 --> 00:06:37,896 There's Dr. J. Should we just, you know, 212 00:06:37,963 --> 00:06:39,230 tell her that we're not lesbians? 213 00:06:39,298 --> 00:06:41,833 You know what, it might be good just to be honest. 214 00:06:41,901 --> 00:06:43,268 You know, just, like, rip the band-aid off. 215 00:06:43,335 --> 00:06:45,437 Okay, okay, we'll do it. 216 00:06:45,504 --> 00:06:48,440 - Hi. - Hi, my favorite ladies. 217 00:06:48,507 --> 00:06:49,474 Aww. 218 00:06:49,542 --> 00:06:51,076 - Taking a walk? - Yep, yeah. 219 00:06:51,143 --> 00:06:52,677 We're just stretching it out and... 220 00:06:52,745 --> 00:06:54,112 Deep lunges really work. 221 00:06:54,180 --> 00:06:55,513 Apparently Pink tried it. 222 00:06:55,581 --> 00:06:56,915 Shook the baby right out of her. 223 00:06:56,982 --> 00:06:57,882 - How about that? - Wait. 224 00:06:57,950 --> 00:06:59,117 Did you read that in US Weekly? 225 00:06:59,185 --> 00:07:00,852 - I did. - God, she's just like us. 226 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:02,320 You're just like us. 227 00:07:02,388 --> 00:07:03,788 It's one of my guilty pleasures. 228 00:07:03,856 --> 00:07:05,590 That and Real Simple. 229 00:07:05,658 --> 00:07:06,791 - Aww. - Wait. Real Simple magazine? 230 00:07:06,859 --> 00:07:08,426 I've subscribed since the first issue. 231 00:07:08,494 --> 00:07:09,627 Oh, my God. This one never shuts up about... 232 00:07:09,695 --> 00:07:11,229 What is it? "New uses for old things"? 233 00:07:11,297 --> 00:07:13,498 Oh, yeah, the bundt pan that's used as a... 234 00:07:13,566 --> 00:07:14,799 Corn holder! 235 00:07:14,867 --> 00:07:16,401 Oh, my God! Don't even get me started. 236 00:07:16,469 --> 00:07:20,438 We use that every summer at our beach house on Block Island. 237 00:07:20,506 --> 00:07:22,974 - Oh, come on! - Wow. 238 00:07:23,042 --> 00:07:26,177 Well, Dr. J, we... we just wanted to tell you that, um, 239 00:07:26,245 --> 00:07:28,680 we... uh, ugh! How do I... um... 240 00:07:28,747 --> 00:07:30,915 You know, my wife Teri and I 241 00:07:30,983 --> 00:07:32,117 are headed that way this summer. 242 00:07:32,184 --> 00:07:34,219 You two should join us. 243 00:07:34,286 --> 00:07:35,286 - Shut your mouth. - Oh, my God. 244 00:07:35,354 --> 00:07:36,387 - On Block Island? - Yeah. 245 00:07:36,455 --> 00:07:37,989 - We would absolutely love to. - Great. 246 00:07:38,057 --> 00:07:39,891 It's our lovers and couples weekend. 247 00:07:39,959 --> 00:07:42,160 - What? - Okay, okay, okay. 248 00:07:42,228 --> 00:07:44,729 That's, um... your couples... 249 00:07:44,797 --> 00:07:45,864 - So it's... - Your standard... 250 00:07:45,931 --> 00:07:47,499 standard couples and also lovers. 251 00:07:47,566 --> 00:07:50,468 So you have to be a couple or a lover, then, to attend. 252 00:07:50,536 --> 00:07:51,603 - Right. - I get it. 253 00:07:51,670 --> 00:07:55,707 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. 254 00:07:55,774 --> 00:07:58,810 Well, we love each other, 255 00:07:58,878 --> 00:08:01,813 and we are c... a couple. 256 00:08:01,881 --> 00:08:04,516 So why wouldn't we, right? We just... 257 00:08:04,583 --> 00:08:06,117 What are you... Okay. 258 00:08:06,185 --> 00:08:08,386 - Mags! - Oh, God. 259 00:08:08,454 --> 00:08:10,788 Who's that very short-armed man? 260 00:08:10,856 --> 00:08:12,790 - That's our, uh, cousin... - Sperm donor. 261 00:08:12,858 --> 00:08:15,193 It's the cousin of our sperm donor. 262 00:08:15,261 --> 00:08:17,929 Yeah, our sperm donor died in a fiery motorcycle... 263 00:08:17,997 --> 00:08:19,364 Car accident. He was actually in the sidecar. 264 00:08:19,431 --> 00:08:20,365 Collision, uh-huh. 265 00:08:20,432 --> 00:08:21,833 - Sidecar? - Yeah. 266 00:08:21,901 --> 00:08:24,269 - And then we became friends... - Guys, I almost didn't make it. 267 00:08:24,336 --> 00:08:25,537 - Oh, thank God you're here. - Oh. 268 00:08:25,604 --> 00:08:27,805 Wow, well, I will let you guys catch up. 269 00:08:27,873 --> 00:08:32,243 It's amazing what your cousin did for these two. 270 00:08:32,311 --> 00:08:35,280 I'm sorry for his untimely passing. 271 00:08:35,347 --> 00:08:36,748 Okay. 272 00:08:36,815 --> 00:08:37,849 Wait, what happened to cousin Tony? 273 00:08:37,917 --> 00:08:39,017 Just shut up, shut up. Just shut up. 274 00:08:39,084 --> 00:08:40,251 - Tony Joes is dead? - No, no, no, no. 275 00:08:40,319 --> 00:08:41,686 - Shut up, shut up, shut up. - Oh, my God. 276 00:08:41,754 --> 00:08:43,821 - No, no, stop. - Oh, my God. 277 00:08:43,889 --> 00:08:44,822 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 278 00:08:44,890 --> 00:08:47,025 Oh, my God. 279 00:08:47,092 --> 00:08:48,092 Oh, my God. 280 00:08:48,160 --> 00:08:49,527 We're just lunging it out, 281 00:08:49,595 --> 00:08:50,628 - Pink style. - Oh, my God. 282 00:08:52,508 --> 00:08:54,037 So I'm the sperm donor. 283 00:08:54,069 --> 00:08:55,910 No, no, no, you're the cousin of the sperm donor. 284 00:08:55,910 --> 00:08:57,311 He died in a fiery crash. 285 00:08:57,379 --> 00:08:58,746 But Tony Joes is okay? 286 00:08:58,813 --> 00:09:00,414 - Oh, my God. - Yes, Tony Joes is okay. 287 00:09:00,482 --> 00:09:01,782 Thank God. I love that guy. 288 00:09:01,850 --> 00:09:03,384 - Ah, I know. - Why are we doing this again? 289 00:09:03,451 --> 00:09:04,585 because we messed up 290 00:09:04,653 --> 00:09:06,153 and we told Dr. J that we were lesbians, 291 00:09:06,221 --> 00:09:07,354 but we can't tell her that it's a lie 292 00:09:07,422 --> 00:09:08,489 because then it would be really weird 293 00:09:08,556 --> 00:09:09,990 when we need her to deliver the baby. 294 00:09:10,058 --> 00:09:11,725 Yeah, plus, she invited us to Block Island, 295 00:09:11,793 --> 00:09:13,827 which is like a dream of mine, you know that. 296 00:09:13,895 --> 00:09:15,763 - Come on. - I'm the sperm donor's brother. 297 00:09:15,830 --> 00:09:17,765 Oh, my God, you're the cousin. You're the cousin. 298 00:09:17,832 --> 00:09:20,200 Cousin. God damn it! I can't do anything right. 299 00:09:20,268 --> 00:09:21,702 I almost missed this thing. 300 00:09:21,770 --> 00:09:23,904 It's the one seven-hour stretch that I'm at a carnival, 301 00:09:23,972 --> 00:09:25,239 you know, and then you go into labor. 302 00:09:25,307 --> 00:09:26,440 It's perfect. 303 00:09:26,508 --> 00:09:27,441 What were you doing at a carnival 304 00:09:27,509 --> 00:09:30,744 for seven hours, Bruce? 305 00:09:33,515 --> 00:09:35,549 'Cause I was winning you this. 306 00:09:35,617 --> 00:09:36,950 What is that? 307 00:09:37,018 --> 00:09:41,021 It's a dolphin, Maggie. 308 00:09:41,089 --> 00:09:42,389 Why are you staring at me like that? 309 00:09:42,457 --> 00:09:45,459 It's a dolphin. 310 00:09:45,527 --> 00:09:47,795 I'm sorry. I'm not... I don't... 311 00:09:47,862 --> 00:09:49,530 I'm not following, and I don't... 312 00:09:49,597 --> 00:09:50,664 Remember? 313 00:09:50,732 --> 00:09:52,032 We took our honeymoon in Kissimmee. 314 00:09:52,100 --> 00:09:53,067 We wanted to go swimming with dolphins... 315 00:09:53,134 --> 00:09:54,568 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 316 00:09:54,636 --> 00:09:56,737 But we couldn't because they accidentally mixed in a porpoise 317 00:09:56,805 --> 00:09:58,672 and it got really aggressive with one of the toddlers and... 318 00:09:58,740 --> 00:10:00,040 - Took a toe off. - Yeah. 319 00:10:00,108 --> 00:10:01,508 And we had to spend the whole day at a Denny's, 320 00:10:01,576 --> 00:10:02,810 and you were so sad. 321 00:10:02,877 --> 00:10:04,678 Yeah, because the pool that we were gonna swim in 322 00:10:04,746 --> 00:10:05,779 was filled with blood. 323 00:10:05,847 --> 00:10:07,681 That's what you want to remind me of? 324 00:10:07,749 --> 00:10:10,217 No, I wanted to say... 325 00:10:10,285 --> 00:10:12,753 Here's your dolphin. 326 00:10:12,821 --> 00:10:15,689 You can swim with it now. 327 00:10:17,392 --> 00:10:19,460 You can swim with it now. 328 00:10:23,565 --> 00:10:25,999 What's happening? Why is she staring at me? 329 00:10:26,067 --> 00:10:27,201 She's having a contraction. 330 00:10:27,268 --> 00:10:28,302 - This is a contraction? - Okay, yes. 331 00:10:28,370 --> 00:10:30,170 It's coming right now. I can get it. 332 00:10:30,238 --> 00:10:31,538 - No, no. - Can I help get it out? 333 00:10:31,606 --> 00:10:33,107 No, no, no, no. I don't need this. 334 00:10:33,174 --> 00:10:34,742 Okay, can everyone get out, please? 335 00:10:34,809 --> 00:10:36,377 Hey, I am your emotional liaison. 336 00:10:36,444 --> 00:10:38,512 - I don't know. - Bruce, let's go. 337 00:10:40,815 --> 00:10:42,649 How are you eating that Jell-O 338 00:10:42,717 --> 00:10:44,985 and crying this hard at the same time? 339 00:10:45,053 --> 00:10:47,087 I eat on an inhale. 340 00:10:48,656 --> 00:10:49,690 Oh, my God. 341 00:10:49,758 --> 00:10:51,358 I just got Jell-O lodged in my trachea. 342 00:10:51,426 --> 00:10:53,894 - You just choked on Jell-O? - I just choked on Jell-O. 343 00:10:53,962 --> 00:10:55,095 Okay, well, you know what? 344 00:10:55,163 --> 00:10:56,597 This isn't in the doula handbook, 345 00:10:56,664 --> 00:10:58,799 but I'm gonna slap you across the face. 346 00:10:58,867 --> 00:11:00,634 - Do you think it'll help? - I do. 347 00:11:00,702 --> 00:11:03,270 Huh. Okay. 348 00:11:03,338 --> 00:11:05,539 Uh, so maybe, like, 349 00:11:05,607 --> 00:11:07,674 kind of count me in, you know what I mean? 350 00:11:07,742 --> 00:11:11,545 Like a one... 351 00:11:11,613 --> 00:11:14,481 - Are you dead? - No. 352 00:11:14,549 --> 00:11:15,783 That was really good. Yeah. 353 00:11:15,850 --> 00:11:18,852 That felt great. That felt great. 354 00:11:18,920 --> 00:11:20,320 Okay, you're welcome. 355 00:11:20,388 --> 00:11:23,290 Now, what's going on? 356 00:11:23,358 --> 00:11:24,625 I don't want to screw up being a dad 357 00:11:24,692 --> 00:11:27,761 the same way that I screwed up my marriage. 358 00:11:27,829 --> 00:11:30,931 I don't want to mess up for this baby 359 00:11:30,999 --> 00:11:32,065 'cause I love her already, 360 00:11:32,133 --> 00:11:34,735 and she's not even out of Maggie yet. 361 00:11:34,803 --> 00:11:37,371 Look, Bruce, you did mess up with Maggie, okay? 362 00:11:37,439 --> 00:11:39,039 But you haven't messed up with this baby yet. 363 00:11:39,107 --> 00:11:40,707 You have a clean slate. 364 00:11:40,775 --> 00:11:42,276 This is your chance to prove 365 00:11:42,343 --> 00:11:43,911 that you are gonna be a good dad. 366 00:11:43,978 --> 00:11:45,212 I do want to prove it. 367 00:11:45,280 --> 00:11:47,114 Good, so when we go back into that room, 368 00:11:47,182 --> 00:11:48,415 what are you gonna do? 369 00:11:48,483 --> 00:11:50,684 - I'm gonna keep it together. - That's right. 370 00:11:50,752 --> 00:11:51,752 I'm not even gonna mention 371 00:11:51,820 --> 00:11:52,986 that I almost choked on this Jell-O. 372 00:11:53,054 --> 00:11:54,254 I want you to literally tell her nothing 373 00:11:54,322 --> 00:11:56,523 - about yourself, okay? - Okay. 374 00:11:56,591 --> 00:11:58,792 Can you do me one more favor? 375 00:11:58,860 --> 00:11:59,793 Can you hit me in the face one more time? 376 00:11:59,861 --> 00:12:03,230 Aah! 377 00:12:03,298 --> 00:12:05,866 All right, okay. 378 00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:08,035 I want you to think about the cool waves 379 00:12:08,102 --> 00:12:09,470 at Block Island, okay? 380 00:12:09,537 --> 00:12:12,372 Okay, okay. My toes are in the sand. 381 00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:14,041 Yeah, and there's Dr. J, and... 382 00:12:14,108 --> 00:12:15,909 And Teri's just brought out 383 00:12:15,977 --> 00:12:17,411 some fresh clams for a clam bake. 384 00:12:17,479 --> 00:12:20,013 oh, my God, on a hand-painted tray. 385 00:12:20,081 --> 00:12:21,415 - Yeah, mm-hmm. - Thank you, Teri. 386 00:12:21,483 --> 00:12:23,784 - She shouldn't have, right? - No. 387 00:12:23,852 --> 00:12:26,720 And then they're passing out cashmere pashminas 388 00:12:26,788 --> 00:12:28,188 - that we can take home. - What? 389 00:12:28,256 --> 00:12:30,290 - The take-home is cashmere? - Yep. 390 00:12:30,358 --> 00:12:33,594 - Oh, my God, Teri! - Teri! 391 00:12:33,661 --> 00:12:34,595 Oh. 392 00:12:34,662 --> 00:12:36,063 - Oh, God. - Okay. 393 00:12:36,130 --> 00:12:37,498 All right, and you're done. 394 00:12:37,565 --> 00:12:38,599 - Okay. - Okay. 395 00:12:38,666 --> 00:12:42,236 - Let me get you some water. - Okay. 396 00:12:42,303 --> 00:12:43,770 There we go. 397 00:12:43,838 --> 00:12:45,672 You think there will really be cashmere? 398 00:12:45,740 --> 00:12:46,907 Oh, I know there will. 399 00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:48,375 Is now a good time? 400 00:12:48,443 --> 00:12:49,843 Do you have it together? 401 00:12:49,911 --> 00:12:51,845 He's got it together. Doula's honor. 402 00:12:51,913 --> 00:12:54,147 I just want to say that... 403 00:12:54,215 --> 00:12:55,382 Oh, here we go. 404 00:12:55,450 --> 00:12:57,217 Okay, don't propose to me, man. 405 00:12:57,285 --> 00:12:59,286 I can't... I can't handle it right now. 406 00:12:59,354 --> 00:13:00,521 No, I'm not. 407 00:13:00,588 --> 00:13:02,356 This is a proposal for an apology. 408 00:13:02,423 --> 00:13:04,458 Okay, just... You can just apologize. 409 00:13:04,526 --> 00:13:07,327 Okay, look, I know I really messed things up with you, 410 00:13:07,395 --> 00:13:10,197 and I know I can't go back and fix it. 411 00:13:10,265 --> 00:13:12,799 But I'm gonna be there 100% for this little girl. 412 00:13:12,867 --> 00:13:16,203 Whatever she needs, I'm gonna be the best dad around. 413 00:13:16,271 --> 00:13:19,039 Thank you, Bruce. That's... that means a lot. 414 00:13:19,107 --> 00:13:21,041 Now, if anybody needs me, I'm gonna be in the corner 415 00:13:21,109 --> 00:13:23,443 blowing up this plastic dolphin with air from my mouth. 416 00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:25,312 All right, buddy. 417 00:13:25,380 --> 00:13:28,215 Oh. Full house. 418 00:13:28,283 --> 00:13:29,182 - Yeah. - Hey. 419 00:13:29,250 --> 00:13:30,450 Who haven't I met? 420 00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:31,752 Oh, well, this is, um, Maggie's brother Zach. 421 00:13:31,819 --> 00:13:34,788 I just got back from a doula intensive in Taos, 422 00:13:34,856 --> 00:13:37,357 so if you need somebody to tag in at any point... 423 00:13:40,828 --> 00:13:41,962 - Okay. - I got it. 424 00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:43,297 Thank you. Hi, Maggie. 425 00:13:43,364 --> 00:13:45,399 - Hi. - Hi. How are you feeling? 426 00:13:45,466 --> 00:13:47,067 Is the pain bearable? 427 00:13:47,135 --> 00:13:48,535 - Yeah, I'm doing good. - Good. 428 00:13:48,603 --> 00:13:50,971 I think I'm gonna still try to do it without an epidural, so... 429 00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:53,173 Yeah, Maggie's really strong. 430 00:13:53,241 --> 00:13:55,409 I always say she's like an old thoroughbred mare. 431 00:13:55,476 --> 00:13:57,411 - Ow. - You know? 432 00:13:57,478 --> 00:13:59,346 That's what first attracted me to her, her strength. 433 00:13:59,414 --> 00:14:01,548 I remember in our commitment ceremony, 434 00:14:01,616 --> 00:14:04,685 I was a mess, but this old thoroughbred... 435 00:14:04,752 --> 00:14:07,020 She was just strong as a rock. 436 00:14:07,088 --> 00:14:08,989 Wow. Where was it? 437 00:14:09,057 --> 00:14:12,593 Oh, in Boca Raton. 438 00:14:12,660 --> 00:14:15,095 Um, I was wearing a tankini two-piece, 439 00:14:15,163 --> 00:14:19,733 and you were in a sleeveless white tuxedo top, right? 440 00:14:19,801 --> 00:14:20,968 With, uh... Yeah, mmhmm. 441 00:14:21,035 --> 00:14:22,235 Some Capri pants. 442 00:14:22,303 --> 00:14:23,470 Yes. 443 00:14:23,538 --> 00:14:26,106 They were by, um... what was the designer? 444 00:14:26,174 --> 00:14:28,075 - Hugo, uh... - Hugo Boss. 445 00:14:28,142 --> 00:14:29,209 - Yep. - Yeah. 446 00:14:29,277 --> 00:14:31,044 I always love the cut of his suits... 447 00:14:31,112 --> 00:14:32,512 Oh! Okay. 448 00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:33,480 - Heret comes. - Okay. 449 00:14:33,548 --> 00:14:34,648 Okay, you need something? 450 00:14:34,716 --> 00:14:36,183 That pillow. That weird pillow. 451 00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:37,951 Pillow... Zach, Zach, can you get the pillow? 452 00:14:38,019 --> 00:14:39,453 - It's not in here. - Zach, come on, man. 453 00:14:39,520 --> 00:14:40,654 Grab the pillow! 454 00:14:40,722 --> 00:14:41,788 It's a pillow, and it looks like a moth. 455 00:14:41,856 --> 00:14:43,256 - Keep breathing. - Use the dolphin! 456 00:14:43,324 --> 00:14:44,257 Use the dolphin! 457 00:14:44,325 --> 00:14:45,826 - Quiet. - Use the dolphin. 458 00:14:45,893 --> 00:14:47,127 - Focus please. - Oh, God. 459 00:14:47,195 --> 00:14:48,462 Don't press down, man! 460 00:14:48,529 --> 00:14:49,529 - Shh, shh, keep breathing. - What is this? 461 00:14:49,597 --> 00:14:50,897 What is this? Nobody wants that. 462 00:14:50,965 --> 00:14:52,899 Nobody wants that. Oh, my God. 463 00:14:52,967 --> 00:14:55,102 Wait, get your head out from between her legs! 464 00:14:55,169 --> 00:14:56,203 That is so weird of you. 465 00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:57,471 I think there's a hole in there. 466 00:14:57,538 --> 00:14:59,239 - Oh, God. Okay. - Get the dolphin away from me! 467 00:14:59,307 --> 00:15:01,174 I'm trying to do this for my baby, all right? 468 00:15:01,242 --> 00:15:02,743 You know what, it's our child, 469 00:15:02,810 --> 00:15:05,312 because you are the cousin of the sperm donor... 470 00:15:05,380 --> 00:15:06,847 Of course I recall. It's my cousin. 471 00:15:06,914 --> 00:15:08,615 No, no, no, no. 472 00:15:08,683 --> 00:15:10,117 Shut up for a second! 473 00:15:10,184 --> 00:15:12,319 Everybody just be quiet. 474 00:15:12,387 --> 00:15:14,221 In this moment... In this moment, 475 00:15:14,288 --> 00:15:17,090 I'm gonna tell the truth. 476 00:15:17,158 --> 00:15:18,659 Okay, he's not the cousin of the sperm donor. 477 00:15:18,726 --> 00:15:19,926 He's the dad. 478 00:15:19,994 --> 00:15:21,895 And this is my best friend, 479 00:15:21,963 --> 00:15:23,764 and this is my brother, and you're Dr. J. 480 00:15:23,831 --> 00:15:26,833 And I'm having a contraction, and then I'm gonna have a baby. 481 00:15:26,901 --> 00:15:29,936 Okay, I-I don't know what's going on here. 482 00:15:30,004 --> 00:15:31,405 We're really sorry, Dr. J. 483 00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:33,440 We let you believe we were lesbians 484 00:15:33,508 --> 00:15:35,409 because you're just such a good doctor and... 485 00:15:35,476 --> 00:15:36,677 We didn't want to make it weird, 486 00:15:36,744 --> 00:15:38,278 but we made it weird anyway. 487 00:15:38,346 --> 00:15:40,414 Yeah, and we just wanted you to like us. 488 00:15:40,416 --> 00:15:42,816 So, um, I am actually the best friend. 489 00:15:42,884 --> 00:15:44,084 Yeah, and we just wanted you opped everhing,. 490 00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:45,419 And I moved in to help her with the baby. 491 00:15:45,486 --> 00:15:46,486 Okay. 492 00:15:46,554 --> 00:15:49,790 For the record, this a little lesbian-y. 493 00:15:53,608 --> 00:15:56,232 - Oh, okay. - Okay. 494 00:15:57,344 --> 00:15:59,422 Okay, okay. 495 00:15:59,422 --> 00:16:00,469 I know, I know, I know. Oh, it hurts. 496 00:16:00,533 --> 00:16:02,419 - Oh, God! - Where is Ramona? 497 00:16:02,450 --> 00:16:03,850 I called her, like, five minutes ago! 498 00:16:03,918 --> 00:16:05,352 Okay, Zach, can you get me the warm rice thing 499 00:16:05,419 --> 00:16:06,620 in the sock, please? 500 00:16:06,687 --> 00:16:09,289 Emma, I don't... I don't think I can do this. 501 00:16:09,357 --> 00:16:11,057 No, you're doing so great. You're doing great. 502 00:16:11,125 --> 00:16:12,993 Okay, but I think I might need an epidural. 503 00:16:13,060 --> 00:16:14,861 I know I said I didn't want one. Is it bad? 504 00:16:14,929 --> 00:16:16,396 You are gonna have whatever you want. 505 00:16:16,464 --> 00:16:18,064 I don't care. I'll go Shirley MacLaine on these people. 506 00:16:18,132 --> 00:16:19,766 Shirley MacLaine from Steel Magnolias? 507 00:16:19,834 --> 00:16:21,401 No, no, no. Terms of Endearment,honey. 508 00:16:21,469 --> 00:16:22,803 - Terms of Endearment. - Okay, thank you! 509 00:16:22,870 --> 00:16:24,404 How are we doing? 510 00:16:24,472 --> 00:16:25,906 I'm in a lot of pain, and I'm hurting. 511 00:16:25,973 --> 00:16:28,008 I know. That's because you're almost close, honey. 512 00:16:28,075 --> 00:16:30,343 I'm gonna go wash up, but you're doing great. 513 00:16:30,411 --> 00:16:31,611 Dr. J, can I talk to you for a second? 514 00:16:31,679 --> 00:16:34,114 Zach, Zach... I'm gonna be right back. 515 00:16:34,182 --> 00:16:35,315 Okay, I'm gonna be right back. 516 00:16:37,151 --> 00:16:39,352 Okay, I know we said we didn't want an epidural, 517 00:16:39,420 --> 00:16:40,921 but we actually have changed our mind. 518 00:16:40,988 --> 00:16:41,922 Oh, well, it's too late for that. 519 00:16:41,989 --> 00:16:43,023 What are you talking about? 520 00:16:43,090 --> 00:16:44,024 She's about to start pushing. 521 00:16:44,091 --> 00:16:45,258 There's no time. 522 00:16:45,326 --> 00:16:46,827 No, no, no. Somebody should have told me that 523 00:16:46,894 --> 00:16:48,061 because we need to figure something out, then. 524 00:16:48,129 --> 00:16:49,596 Because she is in a lot of pain right now. 525 00:16:49,664 --> 00:16:51,765 So what I need you to do is go get an anesthesiologist, okay? 526 00:16:51,833 --> 00:16:53,300 Thank you very much. 527 00:16:53,367 --> 00:16:55,001 I'm going to remind you that you're her best friend, 528 00:16:55,069 --> 00:16:56,102 and I am her doctor. 529 00:16:56,170 --> 00:16:57,070 And it's not advisable right now. 530 00:16:57,138 --> 00:16:58,538 That baby is too far down. 531 00:16:58,606 --> 00:17:00,407 If you want mom and baby to be healthy, 532 00:17:00,474 --> 00:17:01,908 we cannot have an epidural. 533 00:17:01,976 --> 00:17:02,976 I know, but I promised her 534 00:17:03,044 --> 00:17:04,144 that I would get her an epidural. 535 00:17:04,212 --> 00:17:05,245 She needs an epidural. 536 00:17:05,313 --> 00:17:08,215 The only thing she needs right now... 537 00:17:08,282 --> 00:17:09,549 is you. 538 00:17:11,285 --> 00:17:12,519 I'm gonna go get suited up. 539 00:17:12,587 --> 00:17:13,453 I'll meet you in there. 540 00:17:13,521 --> 00:17:16,356 We're about to have a baby. 541 00:17:16,424 --> 00:17:18,658 Okay. 542 00:17:19,594 --> 00:17:21,228 Shirley MacLaine. 543 00:17:21,295 --> 00:17:22,929 Ahem! 544 00:17:22,997 --> 00:17:25,232 Aaaahhhh! 545 00:17:25,299 --> 00:17:26,466 I can see the head! 546 00:17:26,534 --> 00:17:28,134 She's got all this hair. It's gorgeous! 547 00:17:28,202 --> 00:17:29,903 Okay, this is very exciting. This is very exciting. 548 00:17:29,971 --> 00:17:31,972 Maggie, just a couple more good pushes like that. 549 00:17:32,039 --> 00:17:33,273 You're doing great. 550 00:17:33,341 --> 00:17:34,674 Okay, but I'm tired. I'm so, so tired. 551 00:17:34,742 --> 00:17:35,642 I know, but you're doing so good. 552 00:17:35,710 --> 00:17:36,710 You're doing so good, okay? 553 00:17:36,777 --> 00:17:38,345 Can she just maybe take it out 554 00:17:38,412 --> 00:17:40,981 and then I'll see you on the other side of it? 555 00:17:41,048 --> 00:17:43,116 'Cause I'm just, like, real tired 556 00:17:43,184 --> 00:17:44,417 is what is happening. 557 00:17:44,485 --> 00:17:45,852 You know what? We're almost done. 558 00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:47,487 Also, it hurts is what it does, is it hurts. 559 00:17:47,555 --> 00:17:48,588 We're almost done. 560 00:17:48,656 --> 00:17:50,490 So can you just give me one more push? 561 00:17:50,558 --> 00:17:52,692 No, I can't. I can't. 562 00:17:52,760 --> 00:17:54,027 No, no! Maggie? 563 00:17:54,095 --> 00:17:55,161 Can't do it. 564 00:17:55,229 --> 00:17:57,797 Okay. 565 00:17:57,865 --> 00:17:58,965 Okay. 566 00:17:59,033 --> 00:18:01,001 All right, listen to me. Listen to me. 567 00:18:01,068 --> 00:18:03,036 I'm gonna get real dark with you for just one second. 568 00:18:03,104 --> 00:18:04,604 But I promise you, it will have a good ending. 569 00:18:04,672 --> 00:18:05,672 All right, do you remember the morning 570 00:18:05,740 --> 00:18:06,640 of your parents' funeral? 571 00:18:06,707 --> 00:18:08,308 - What? - Stay with me. 572 00:18:08,376 --> 00:18:11,111 When we got to the chapel you said, "I can't do it. 573 00:18:11,178 --> 00:18:12,712 I can't say goodbye to them." 574 00:18:13,648 --> 00:18:16,483 And I said, "yes, you can. 575 00:18:16,550 --> 00:18:18,618 Yes you can, because I'm gonna be right here with you." 576 00:18:18,686 --> 00:18:20,854 - Okay. - So you leaned on my shoulder 577 00:18:20,922 --> 00:18:22,122 and you walked down that aisle. 578 00:18:22,189 --> 00:18:24,491 Okay, well, guess who's here right now. 579 00:18:24,558 --> 00:18:25,492 Your mom. 580 00:18:26,994 --> 00:18:29,930 She's here. She's here, Mags, yes. 581 00:18:29,997 --> 00:18:32,165 And she's wearing that weird housecoat 582 00:18:32,233 --> 00:18:33,700 she used to wear at high school 583 00:18:33,768 --> 00:18:36,202 that we tried to throw out so many times. 584 00:18:36,270 --> 00:18:37,537 Oh, that was ugly. 585 00:18:37,605 --> 00:18:38,905 So you know what I want you to do? 586 00:18:38,973 --> 00:18:40,674 I want you to grab my hand. 587 00:18:40,741 --> 00:18:42,609 And I want you to grab her hand. 588 00:18:42,677 --> 00:18:44,177 And I want you to push that baby right out of you. 589 00:18:44,245 --> 00:18:45,278 Okay. 590 00:18:45,346 --> 00:18:47,147 Okay? I love you. Let's do this! 591 00:18:47,214 --> 00:18:48,415 - Okay. - Let's do this! 592 00:18:48,482 --> 00:18:49,516 - Let's do it! - Let's have a baby, okay? 593 00:18:49,583 --> 00:18:50,917 Come on! 594 00:18:50,985 --> 00:18:52,786 It's coming, it's coming, it's coming. 595 00:18:52,853 --> 00:18:54,487 Okay, okay. Okay. 596 00:18:58,392 --> 00:18:59,459 Hold that push, hold it. 597 00:18:59,527 --> 00:19:00,427 Hold it. 598 00:19:00,494 --> 00:19:02,128 I can see it! 599 00:19:05,633 --> 00:19:08,101 You have a beautiful baby girl. 600 00:19:09,337 --> 00:19:11,905 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 601 00:19:11,973 --> 00:19:14,908 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 602 00:19:16,177 --> 00:19:19,212 I'm sorry! I'm sorry. Did we wake you? 603 00:19:27,722 --> 00:19:29,289 Hey! Oh, God, how is she? 604 00:19:29,357 --> 00:19:30,390 Is she good? Are they good? 605 00:19:30,458 --> 00:19:31,691 You don't understand. 606 00:19:31,759 --> 00:19:34,160 She pushed it out of her. She was phenomenal. 607 00:19:34,228 --> 00:19:37,063 I mean, honestly, she is the strongest person in the world. 608 00:19:37,131 --> 00:19:38,498 Where is Tina? Is everything okay? 609 00:19:38,566 --> 00:19:40,333 Oh, yeah, it's okay. It's fine. 610 00:19:40,401 --> 00:19:42,335 No, she's, um... She went to her mom's. 611 00:19:42,403 --> 00:19:44,404 She, uh, she needs a couple of days to cool off. 612 00:19:44,472 --> 00:19:45,605 What's her name? 613 00:19:45,673 --> 00:19:47,340 Charlotte, after Maggie's mom. 614 00:19:47,408 --> 00:19:49,142 And... oh, my God, Mark... You don't understand. 615 00:19:49,210 --> 00:19:51,077 She is the most beautiful thing you've ever seen. 616 00:19:51,145 --> 00:19:52,345 She has these big blue eyes. 617 00:19:52,413 --> 00:19:54,214 And she came out, and it was just like, 618 00:19:54,281 --> 00:19:55,682 "Rawwrr! I'm here!" 619 00:19:55,750 --> 00:19:58,251 You know? I mean, she's probably a baby genius. 620 00:19:58,319 --> 00:20:00,120 But we're gonna encourage her to be whatever she wants. 621 00:20:00,187 --> 00:20:02,255 You know, like a senator or a cosmonaut or... 622 00:20:02,323 --> 00:20:03,656 I mean, if she wants to work at Claire's Boutique, 623 00:20:03,724 --> 00:20:06,559 that's okay with us, just as long as she's happy. 624 00:20:06,627 --> 00:20:07,794 You know what, I don't... 625 00:20:07,862 --> 00:20:10,196 I don't think I've ever seen you this happy. 626 00:20:10,264 --> 00:20:11,231 Ha ha! 627 00:20:11,298 --> 00:20:12,399 I bought you some of this, uh, 628 00:20:12,466 --> 00:20:13,767 junk food stuff that you like 629 00:20:13,834 --> 00:20:15,668 just because I figured you needed a little sustenance. 630 00:20:15,736 --> 00:20:16,936 Oh, please, I didn't do anything. 631 00:20:17,004 --> 00:20:17,937 It was all Maggie. 632 00:20:18,005 --> 00:20:19,439 Well, hey, I think you... 633 00:20:19,507 --> 00:20:22,342 had a little something to do with it. 634 00:20:22,410 --> 00:20:23,543 But do you want to meet her? 635 00:20:23,611 --> 00:20:25,245 Absolutely, I want to meet her, yeah! 636 00:20:25,312 --> 00:20:27,047 I'm pretty sure she has, like, Julia Roberts' hair 637 00:20:27,114 --> 00:20:28,515 'cause I can see it already coming in. 638 00:20:29,817 --> 00:20:31,818 Okay, everyone, first family photo. 639 00:20:31,886 --> 00:20:33,119 All right, now what's our rule? 640 00:20:33,187 --> 00:20:34,254 What's our rule? 641 00:20:34,321 --> 00:20:35,655 Oh, God, no areolas. 642 00:20:35,723 --> 00:20:37,991 Yeah, nobody's interested in seeing your areolas 643 00:20:38,059 --> 00:20:39,459 - in their inbox. - Well, that's not true. 644 00:20:39,527 --> 00:20:40,794 Is that my bathrobe? 645 00:20:40,861 --> 00:20:42,295 Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's your bathrobe. 646 00:20:42,363 --> 00:20:43,997 Dr. J, get in here! 647 00:20:47,168 --> 00:20:48,601 Hi, everybody. 648 00:20:48,669 --> 00:20:52,138 Oh, Ramona, can you take a picture... wide shot, no flash? 649 00:20:52,206 --> 00:20:53,540 Okay, here we go. 650 00:20:55,843 --> 00:20:56,876 1...2... 651 00:20:56,944 --> 00:20:58,645 I found my pelvic pillow. 652 00:20:58,712 --> 00:20:59,946 What? 653 00:21:03,248 --> 00:21:05,102 I'm driving like 5 miles an hour, is that okay? 654 00:21:05,102 --> 00:21:06,084 Yeah, you could go slower. 655 00:21:06,084 --> 00:21:08,097 Okay. 656 00:21:08,058 --> 00:21:10,384 She's got a real tight grip on my finger. 657 00:21:10,411 --> 00:21:13,019 Ah, that's 'cause she's a tiny baby champion, that's why. 658 00:21:13,019 --> 00:21:16,154 - Yes, she is. Yes, she is. - Oh, what is she fussing about? 659 00:21:16,189 --> 00:21:17,155 Shh, shh, shh... 660 00:21:17,190 --> 00:21:18,357 Oh, you know what? 661 00:21:18,391 --> 00:21:20,158 I know what'll soothe the savage beast. 662 00:21:21,694 --> 00:21:24,029 The smooth vocals of one Mr. Kenny Loggins. 663 00:21:24,063 --> 00:21:25,263 It's our favorite. 664 00:21:25,298 --> 00:21:27,966 And a trip down good ol' Main Street. 665 00:21:28,001 --> 00:21:30,002 Oh... oh, my God. 666 00:21:30,036 --> 00:21:32,838 It's your first trip down Main Street. 667 00:21:32,872 --> 00:21:37,709 Please, celebrate me home 668 00:21:37,744 --> 00:21:39,678 Gimme your number 669 00:21:39,712 --> 00:21:44,753 - She loves it. - Please, celebrate me home 670 00:21:45,358 --> 00:21:49,515 Synced by emmasan www.Addic7ed.Com 671 00:21:49,565 --> 00:21:54,115 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 48563

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