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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,500 --> 00:00:03,900 Can't keep a pregnant lady waiting. 2 00:00:04,200 --> 00:00:05,800 You'd think if you know someone on the force, 3 00:00:05,900 --> 00:00:08,100 you wouldn't have to wait so long to get your car seat installed, right? 4 00:00:08,100 --> 00:00:09,600 - Well, text Mark again. - I did text him, 5 00:00:09,600 --> 00:00:11,400 like, a hundred times. He's not texting me back. 6 00:00:11,400 --> 00:00:13,400 - Ugh. - Hey, ladies. I'm Steve. 7 00:00:13,400 --> 00:00:14,400 Sorry to keep you waiting. 8 00:00:16,200 --> 00:00:18,900 - Uh, I would've waited more. - Worth... worth the wait. 9 00:00:18,900 --> 00:00:20,200 Ready for me to get up in there? 10 00:00:20,200 --> 00:00:22,600 - Yeah, we... we need a man... - Please, I need you to get up in there. 11 00:00:22,600 --> 00:00:23,400 that could just do it. 12 00:00:23,400 --> 00:00:24,600 Just do it and do it right. 13 00:00:24,600 --> 00:00:26,700 Great, let's make a baby safe, huh? 14 00:00:29,200 --> 00:00:30,300 Okay. 15 00:00:33,800 --> 00:00:35,000 Oh, my... 16 00:00:35,900 --> 00:00:38,200 You girls may want to lean in real close. 17 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:38,800 Okay. 18 00:00:38,800 --> 00:00:40,300 I'll show you how to strap it in. 19 00:00:40,300 --> 00:00:41,800 - Oh, yes, we'd love to. - Sorry, what was that? 20 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:44,100 - He wants us to lean in. - Okay, it's gotta be tight. 21 00:00:44,100 --> 00:00:45,400 - Yeah, it does. - Mm-hmm. 22 00:00:45,400 --> 00:00:48,200 I would love to feel the tightness that you're talking about, Steve. 23 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:49,500 Well, don't be shy. Get in here. 24 00:00:49,500 --> 00:00:50,500 - Get your hands on it. - Are you sure? 25 00:00:50,500 --> 00:00:51,400 - Yeah. - Oh, okay. 26 00:00:51,400 --> 00:00:54,400 Oh, oh, there we go. Oh, I feel that. Yeah. 27 00:00:54,400 --> 00:00:55,200 - Give it a pull. - Do you feel it? 28 00:00:55,300 --> 00:00:56,600 Yeah, Mags, you need to... you need to experience 29 00:00:56,600 --> 00:00:57,900 Is that okay if I jump in here? 30 00:00:57,900 --> 00:00:59,700 - Just want to get my fingers on... - Of course, give it a pull. 31 00:00:59,900 --> 00:01:02,100 Oh, I see, the tighter that I pull... 32 00:01:02,100 --> 00:01:03,400 - Yeah, the harder it gets. - Yeah. 33 00:01:03,500 --> 00:01:05,000 Is that how it works? 34 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:05,900 That's great. 35 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:07,500 Emma, what's with the million texts? 36 00:01:07,500 --> 00:01:08,600 Oh, you know what? No, no, no, Mark. 37 00:01:08,600 --> 00:01:09,700 We don't need you anymore. Thank you. 38 00:01:09,700 --> 00:01:11,200 - Why do you look so flushed? - Oh, no, Steve is doing it. 39 00:01:11,200 --> 00:01:12,900 Steve is... Well, guys, I'm here now, 40 00:01:12,900 --> 00:01:14,200 so let me just take a little look-see. 41 00:01:14,300 --> 00:01:16,100 - No, it's okay, it's okay. - Steve is doing it for us. 42 00:01:16,200 --> 00:01:18,100 Well, Steve's a rookie, and he's only done it, like, three times. 43 00:01:18,100 --> 00:01:19,500 - No offense, buddy. - We'll tagteam it. 44 00:01:19,500 --> 00:01:20,700 Okay, yeah. You want to tag-team it? 45 00:01:20,700 --> 00:01:22,000 - You want to double-man it? - No, no, no, no. 46 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:22,900 No, no. It's okay. 47 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:24,100 - Just one, just one. - Just one. 48 00:01:24,300 --> 00:01:25,300 - That's exhausting. - Then I'll do it, okay? 49 00:01:25,400 --> 00:01:27,200 Like, I don't want to brag, but I've been kind of known 50 00:01:27,300 --> 00:01:28,700 for being able to do this faster than anyone else. 51 00:01:28,800 --> 00:01:30,300 Well, faster is not necessarily better, 52 00:01:30,300 --> 00:01:31,500 just so you know. Never better. 53 00:01:31,700 --> 00:01:33,300 There it is. 54 00:01:33,300 --> 00:01:36,200 And... and... I'm done. 55 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:38,400 It's good that I checked that, because it was still a little loose. 56 00:01:38,400 --> 00:01:39,700 Well, who cares, man? 57 00:01:39,700 --> 00:01:41,900 Are you kidding me? Would you prefer that she wasn't safe? 58 00:01:41,900 --> 00:01:44,400 We would prefer for Steve to have done it alone! 59 00:01:44,600 --> 00:01:46,900 I think the words you're looking for are "thank you." 60 00:01:46,900 --> 00:01:48,200 - Thank you. - Get out. 61 00:01:48,200 --> 00:01:49,600 You're welcome. What is with... 62 00:01:49,600 --> 00:01:52,100 - Hey. Nice work. - Thank you, buddy, you too. 63 00:01:52,500 --> 00:01:53,800 - Thank you, Steve. - Yeah. 64 00:01:53,800 --> 00:01:54,500 Just could have been a little tighter. 65 00:01:54,500 --> 00:01:56,000 - Let me just see something. - You really... what's... 66 00:01:56,800 --> 00:01:59,100 Oh, God, it came... I don't know what happened, I... 67 00:01:59,100 --> 00:02:00,400 Steve! 68 00:02:00,600 --> 00:02:04,800 Synced by emmasan www.addic7ed.com 69 00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:24,400 I'll tell you what I can't stop thinking about, 70 00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:28,000 watching Steve manhandle that car seat. 71 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:30,100 Why was that so satisfying? 72 00:02:30,100 --> 00:02:31,500 Well, I'll tell you what it was for me. 73 00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:33,600 I haven't had sex since this baby was conceived. 74 00:02:33,600 --> 00:02:35,400 Ugh, it's been a long time for me too. 75 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:37,100 29 days. 76 00:02:37,100 --> 00:02:38,500 Oh, was that the guy you call... 77 00:02:38,500 --> 00:02:40,000 Shanghai surprise? 78 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:41,200 Yeah, I told you about him, right? 79 00:02:41,200 --> 00:02:44,100 Of course you did, but would you just give me those dirty deets one more time? 80 00:02:44,100 --> 00:02:46,100 Maggie, we are in your lawyer's office. 81 00:02:46,100 --> 00:02:47,500 - He sends you a text. - Okay. 82 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:50,400 It's just the number 2201, but you know what that means. 83 00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:52,800 It's the penthouse suite at the Mandarin Oriental. 84 00:02:52,900 --> 00:02:56,300 Frette linens, 400 thread count. 85 00:02:56,400 --> 00:02:58,600 - Ohh. - Orchid petals covering the bed. 86 00:02:58,600 --> 00:02:59,900 Perfectly drawn bath. 87 00:02:59,900 --> 00:03:03,000 And then... the scent of sandalwood. 88 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:05,500 - Ooh. - I feel his presence come up behind me. 89 00:03:05,500 --> 00:03:06,800 - Yeah, you do. - Mm-hmm. 90 00:03:07,300 --> 00:03:09,000 And he just whispers in my ear. 91 00:03:09,200 --> 00:03:11,200 He's like one of those '90s boy bands 92 00:03:11,200 --> 00:03:13,600 where they just talk about what they want to do to your body. 93 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:15,600 Girl, I wanna lick you up and down... 94 00:03:15,900 --> 00:03:17,700 Till you say stop 95 00:03:17,700 --> 00:03:19,700 But you don't say stop. You know why? 96 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:20,500 Okay, why? 97 00:03:20,500 --> 00:03:23,000 'Cause he looks like if Colin Firth 98 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:25,500 and a very, very young Jason statham had a baby. 99 00:03:25,500 --> 00:03:27,400 Oh, my ears are burning. 100 00:03:27,400 --> 00:03:29,400 - Oh, hey, Gary. Hi! - Hello. 101 00:03:29,400 --> 00:03:30,900 - Hi. - We were just chittin' and- 102 00:03:30,900 --> 00:03:32,100 and... and chattin'. 103 00:03:32,100 --> 00:03:33,700 - Well, you look great. - Oh, thanks. 104 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:34,900 - Oh, oh. - Come on. 105 00:03:34,900 --> 00:03:36,000 Okay, we're hugging. Hi. 106 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:38,800 - Um... cool. - Yeah. 107 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:40,300 Oh, I'm sorry. This... 108 00:03:40,300 --> 00:03:41,900 Uh, you remember I told you about Emma? 109 00:03:41,900 --> 00:03:43,200 - This is Emma! - Yeah, hi. 110 00:03:43,200 --> 00:03:44,500 - It's great to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 111 00:03:44,500 --> 00:03:46,000 Yes. Maggie thinks the world of you. 112 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:47,400 Oh, well, I think the world of her, 113 00:03:47,400 --> 00:03:49,700 which is why I'll be accompanying her to the proceedings. 114 00:03:49,700 --> 00:03:51,200 Great. One more person in our corner. 115 00:03:51,200 --> 00:03:51,800 Yeah. 116 00:03:51,800 --> 00:03:52,800 You know, I'm taking a look at all this stuff, 117 00:03:52,900 --> 00:03:55,600 and I'm totally confident that after the divorce mediation, 118 00:03:55,600 --> 00:03:57,800 - we will not need to go to court. - Oh, good. 119 00:03:57,800 --> 00:03:59,900 However, I have a bone to pick with you. 120 00:03:59,900 --> 00:04:01,600 - What? - You're very bad for me. 121 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:03,000 - I've put on, like, 4 pounds... - Oh. 122 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:03,900 since we started working together 123 00:04:03,900 --> 00:04:06,400 because those truffles you made are the best things... 124 00:04:06,500 --> 00:04:07,700 - Oh. - I have ever put in my mouth. 125 00:04:07,700 --> 00:04:10,900 And my receptionist Doris has lost her mind over these things. 126 00:04:10,900 --> 00:04:12,700 Wait, I'm sorry. Doris was munching on 'em? 127 00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:13,800 - Yeah. - 'Cause those were not for her. 128 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:15,300 - Oh. - You need me to speak with her? 129 00:04:15,300 --> 00:04:17,700 I may need you to have a couple harsh words with her actually. 130 00:04:17,700 --> 00:04:19,100 Like, I look for the box, and I'm like, what happened? 131 00:04:19,100 --> 00:04:19,900 No, Doris! 132 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:21,300 Gary, um, I took the initiative 133 00:04:21,300 --> 00:04:23,900 of doing a little research into Connecticut divorce law, 134 00:04:23,900 --> 00:04:25,900 and what I would love to do is to start with the financials. 135 00:04:25,900 --> 00:04:26,600 - Oh, no. You know what? - Mm-hmm. 136 00:04:26,700 --> 00:04:28,400 - We took care of all that. - Oh, okay. 137 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:31,200 Well, I've done a little work in, uh, private equity, so... 138 00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:33,200 Oh. Okay. Here in Connecticut? 139 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:36,700 Uh, no, in China actually, for Lotus Capital. 140 00:04:36,700 --> 00:04:39,300 It's, um, one of the largest companies in all of Asia. 141 00:04:39,300 --> 00:04:43,700 Wow, yeah, I don't know anything about Chinese private equity at all. 142 00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:46,000 But I have been practicing divorce law 143 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:49,800 here in Connecticut for seven years now, so... 144 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:52,000 Oh. What law school was it that you said you went to? 145 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,100 Just a local school. 146 00:04:53,100 --> 00:04:54,500 Yeah, I don't know if you would've heard of it. 147 00:04:54,500 --> 00:04:56,700 - It's called Yale? - Oh, I see. Okay. 148 00:04:56,700 --> 00:04:59,000 Yeah, I have my diploma here. I framed it and everything. 149 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:00,700 - I'm happy to show you the... - I'll take your word for it. 150 00:05:00,700 --> 00:05:01,600 Are you sure? 'Cause I can get it. 151 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:03,400 - Gary was a whiffenpoof. - I'm sorry? 152 00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:04,000 Yes. 153 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:06,600 It's the oldest collegiate a cappella group in the United States. 154 00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:08,400 Yes, but more importantly, 155 00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:10,900 I was a lord in the medieval madrigal society. 156 00:05:10,900 --> 00:05:11,400 - Mm. - Wow. 157 00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:12,400 Kind of a big deal. 158 00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:14,400 It's been a long time, but, uh... 159 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:18,400 - Hum, hum, hum - What's going on? 160 00:05:18,400 --> 00:05:20,100 - Is he having a stroke? - Hum, hum 161 00:05:20,100 --> 00:05:22,200 The boar's head, as I understand 162 00:05:22,200 --> 00:05:24,400 Is the rarest dish in all the land 163 00:05:24,500 --> 00:05:26,000 - Hum, hum - What's happening right now? 164 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:28,800 The boar's head I present in hand 165 00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:31,000 And thus bedecked with a gay garland 166 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:32,800 This is great. Are you guys gonna do this tomorrow? 167 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:34,100 Yeah, if we have to. 168 00:05:34,100 --> 00:05:36,800 The boar's head, as I understand 169 00:05:36,800 --> 00:05:37,700 The boar's head, as I understand 170 00:05:37,700 --> 00:05:39,200 Is the rarest dis in all the land 171 00:05:39,200 --> 00:05:41,200 I gotta say, I was not expecting to be impressed 172 00:05:41,200 --> 00:05:43,600 by your small-town lawyer, but Gary knows his stuff. 173 00:05:43,600 --> 00:05:45,000 I know. I'm so happy to have... 174 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:47,100 I feel very lucky, very taken care of, you know? 175 00:05:47,200 --> 00:05:48,800 Yeah. I could do without the mouth music, though. 176 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:50,100 Songs about... 177 00:05:51,400 --> 00:05:53,200 Especially those creepy medieval tones. 178 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:56,200 - Hey, I know this is weird, but... - Mm-hmm. 179 00:05:56,300 --> 00:05:59,100 I don't know, I was kind of thinking that Gary and I might just... 180 00:06:00,500 --> 00:06:03,100 Go out for a cup of coffee and an hour with your kindle fire, 181 00:06:03,100 --> 00:06:06,900 and you're forced to confront your past in an unpleasant way. 182 00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:09,000 Mom, you came over to our table. 183 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:10,400 Well, I can't stay. 184 00:06:10,900 --> 00:06:13,200 I am taking a Muay Thai boxing class, 185 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:14,500 and I'm already muy minutes late. 186 00:06:14,500 --> 00:06:16,600 I'm pretty sure those are two completely different languages 187 00:06:16,600 --> 00:06:17,900 you're butchering, but okay. 188 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:20,800 What? 189 00:06:21,300 --> 00:06:22,800 Oh, my God, mom. Are you dying? 190 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:24,500 Mom, do you have cancer? 191 00:06:25,300 --> 00:06:26,800 No, I don't have cancer. 192 00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:28,900 I have syrup. 193 00:06:30,700 --> 00:06:31,800 From the cabin. 194 00:06:32,200 --> 00:06:34,200 You loved it when you were a kid, so here it is. 195 00:06:34,800 --> 00:06:36,000 I have a crate of it at home, 196 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:38,100 but I have a touch of osteoporosis, 197 00:06:38,200 --> 00:06:39,200 so I can't lift it. 198 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:41,200 So come and get some if you want. 199 00:06:41,500 --> 00:06:43,700 Or don't. Whatever. 200 00:06:44,500 --> 00:06:45,800 I'm sure you'll do what you want. 201 00:06:50,200 --> 00:06:52,400 - That was weird. - Well, I thought it was sweet. 202 00:06:52,400 --> 00:06:54,700 - Giving me purse syrup? - It's from Lake Kimmewah. 203 00:06:54,700 --> 00:06:56,200 Don't you always says that the only place 204 00:06:56,200 --> 00:06:57,600 you and your mom ever got along? 205 00:06:57,600 --> 00:06:59,600 Um, okay, well, yeah, 'cause it was hard to fight 206 00:06:59,700 --> 00:07:01,400 when you're drinking cocktails in a kayak. 207 00:07:01,400 --> 00:07:03,900 Okay, maybe she was just trying to reach out. 208 00:07:03,900 --> 00:07:05,500 She's trying to make me fat. 209 00:07:05,600 --> 00:07:06,600 She's jealous of my neck. 210 00:07:07,100 --> 00:07:08,100 - Oh. - What? 211 00:07:08,100 --> 00:07:09,600 Oh, guess what. 212 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:11,200 Your lawyer friended me. 213 00:07:11,400 --> 00:07:13,300 Oh, my God. Isn't his profile pic cute? 214 00:07:13,300 --> 00:07:14,600 He rescues pit bulls. 215 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:15,600 He left me a message. 216 00:07:15,700 --> 00:07:18,200 "I managed to rustle up my law degree." 217 00:07:18,300 --> 00:07:20,300 - This guy's a piece of work. - Yeah, he is. 218 00:07:20,300 --> 00:07:22,200 Would love to show it to you over drinks. 219 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:25,000 Oh, God! I'm sorry. Juice! Juice everywhere. 220 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:26,500 I just spilled my... I spilled my juice. 221 00:07:26,500 --> 00:07:28,100 All right, easy, steel magnolias. 222 00:07:28,100 --> 00:07:28,900 - Juice, juice, juice. - We got it. 223 00:07:28,900 --> 00:07:30,900 - He asked you out. - Yeah, I know. 224 00:07:30,900 --> 00:07:33,600 I'll say no, though, 'cause that's weird, right? 225 00:07:34,200 --> 00:07:35,700 No. I mean, do you wanna go? 226 00:07:35,800 --> 00:07:37,000 I mean, 227 00:07:37,400 --> 00:07:39,100 he's the only guy in town that I've met 228 00:07:39,200 --> 00:07:41,400 that's not wearing a flannel from Ross Dress For Less. 229 00:07:41,400 --> 00:07:43,100 But, I mean, he's your lawyer, so... 230 00:07:43,100 --> 00:07:44,300 No, you have to go! 231 00:07:44,300 --> 00:07:45,900 Okay, stop... Stop yelling at me. 232 00:07:45,900 --> 00:07:46,700 Sorry. 233 00:07:47,100 --> 00:07:48,400 Are you sure you're okay with it? 234 00:07:48,500 --> 00:07:50,200 Of course, I'm totally cool! 235 00:07:50,200 --> 00:07:51,200 Totes kewl! 236 00:07:51,700 --> 00:07:53,500 Okay. All right, well, kewl. 237 00:07:53,800 --> 00:07:55,200 I'll do it. Kewl. 238 00:07:55,800 --> 00:07:57,600 - Okay. - Kewl. Totes kewl. 239 00:07:58,100 --> 00:08:00,100 Still got it. 240 00:08:08,500 --> 00:08:12,400 Emma! You gotta go get some more of this homemade syrup from your mom. 241 00:08:12,500 --> 00:08:14,200 It is divine! 242 00:08:16,900 --> 00:08:19,300 Are you drinking syrup from a shot glass? 243 00:08:19,300 --> 00:08:21,900 I am, I'm doing a little tasting Tequila-style. 244 00:08:21,900 --> 00:08:23,300 - Okay, that cannot be good. - Come on. 245 00:08:23,300 --> 00:08:25,100 I'm pregnant. Sugar is my alcohol. 246 00:08:25,100 --> 00:08:26,900 Okay, listen, can I ask you a question? 247 00:08:26,900 --> 00:08:28,500 Do these riding boots look okay? 248 00:08:28,500 --> 00:08:29,800 Does it look like I'm trying too hard? 249 00:08:29,900 --> 00:08:32,000 Is it too, like, Blake Lively hitting the stables? 250 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:34,500 No, you look gorgeous. Why are you trying on boots? 251 00:08:34,600 --> 00:08:35,700 Oh, Gary called. 252 00:08:35,700 --> 00:08:37,200 He wanted to do, like, a last-minute thing tonight. 253 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:38,300 - So I was like, okay. - Tonight? 254 00:08:38,300 --> 00:08:39,200 You're doing that tonight? 255 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:41,300 Yeah, I guess there's a bluegrass band down at the gazebo? 256 00:08:41,400 --> 00:08:42,600 That's the Apple Dumpling Gang, 257 00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:43,900 and they're phenomenal. 258 00:08:44,100 --> 00:08:45,300 Oh. Oh, that's actually him. 259 00:08:45,300 --> 00:08:47,300 Wait, I'm sorry. He's picking you up here? 260 00:08:47,300 --> 00:08:48,200 - Yeah! - Where I am? 261 00:08:48,300 --> 00:08:49,700 Yeah. I guess he's a little old-fashioned. 262 00:08:49,700 --> 00:08:51,000 Anyway, you know what, I am gonna change. 263 00:08:51,100 --> 00:08:52,200 I feel like I'm going to a fox hunt. 264 00:08:52,200 --> 00:08:53,100 Could you grab the door? 265 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:55,900 Thank you. 266 00:09:32,600 --> 00:09:34,000 Gary! 267 00:09:34,100 --> 00:09:36,000 Oh, no. Did the doorbell wake you up? 268 00:09:36,500 --> 00:09:37,800 N... what? No. 269 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:39,700 Just, you know, look at me. 270 00:09:39,700 --> 00:09:41,900 I'm just... wearing a loose-fitting pant 271 00:09:41,900 --> 00:09:44,500 and watching The Business of Being Born, so... 272 00:09:44,500 --> 00:09:45,800 Oh, I don't think I've seen that one. 273 00:09:45,800 --> 00:09:47,800 Oh, Ricki Lake gives birth in a bathtub. 274 00:09:47,800 --> 00:09:50,300 She just, like, reaches down and pulls out a sloppy baby. 275 00:09:50,300 --> 00:09:52,100 Wow! 276 00:09:52,100 --> 00:09:53,400 That sounds crazy. 277 00:09:53,400 --> 00:09:54,600 - Hey, there she is. - I'm here. 278 00:09:54,600 --> 00:09:55,400 - Hi. - Hi. 279 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:58,200 Oh, hey, look at that... flats. 280 00:09:58,200 --> 00:09:59,700 Yep. So anyway... 281 00:09:59,700 --> 00:10:00,800 All right, we should go, right? 282 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:01,800 - Yeah. Okay, great. - Okay. 283 00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:03,400 - Oh. - Let's go. 284 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:06,000 Have fun at that gazebo, right? 285 00:10:06,400 --> 00:10:08,300 Hey, tell Rondo I said hey. 286 00:10:08,300 --> 00:10:11,100 He's the one with the full beard and the mandolin. 287 00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:27,600 - Hey. - Hey, you! 288 00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:29,200 Okay, you're not gonna believe this, 289 00:10:29,300 --> 00:10:31,800 but my date last night with Gary was phenomenal. 290 00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:33,700 He is so sweet. 291 00:10:33,700 --> 00:10:34,500 The sweetest. 292 00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:36,100 I mean, it was like something out of the olden days. 293 00:10:36,100 --> 00:10:38,300 Do you know the man owns his own wicker basket? 294 00:10:38,300 --> 00:10:39,500 Oh. 295 00:10:39,500 --> 00:10:41,500 He brought, like, a bunch of fresh salams, 296 00:10:41,500 --> 00:10:43,600 aged cheeses, a little prosecco. 297 00:10:43,700 --> 00:10:45,100 Ah! I wanna hear all about it, 298 00:10:45,100 --> 00:10:47,800 but, um, I just... we need to get to the mediation right now. 299 00:10:47,800 --> 00:10:49,400 But it's not for, like, another hour and a half, right? 300 00:10:49,400 --> 00:10:50,900 I know, but I just wanna get there early, 301 00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:52,700 - you know, be prepared. - Hey, hey. 302 00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:54,800 Today is gonna go great, okay? 303 00:10:54,900 --> 00:10:56,800 And I'm gonna be right there by your side, okay? 304 00:10:56,800 --> 00:10:57,400 Mm-hmm. 305 00:10:57,400 --> 00:10:59,600 Now here's something to take your mind off of it. 306 00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:03,000 Before the concert, Gary brought us backstage to meet the band. 307 00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:04,800 - You met Rondo? - Yeah. 308 00:11:04,800 --> 00:11:07,600 They dedicated a song to us... Boxcar Lovers. 309 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:09,900 It's about two old hobos riding the rails... 310 00:11:09,900 --> 00:11:11,900 Yeah, falling in love over a bunch of hot dogs. 311 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,500 I know. Let's get on the get! 312 00:11:13,500 --> 00:11:14,400 Okay. 313 00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:18,200 I didn't think I'd have so much fun with Gary, 314 00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:20,300 but you'd already told him so much about me. 315 00:11:20,300 --> 00:11:22,200 It was like we already knew each other, you know? 316 00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:23,000 I did. Yeah, I did. 317 00:11:23,100 --> 00:11:24,500 - I told him all about you. - Yeah. 318 00:11:24,700 --> 00:11:28,100 I mean, it was like we'd skipped to the tenth date, you know? 319 00:11:28,100 --> 00:11:29,200 So thank you for that. 320 00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:30,800 I'm so happy I did that for you. 321 00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:31,900 Yeah. 322 00:11:33,700 --> 00:11:35,100 Hey, what happened to the car seat? 323 00:11:35,400 --> 00:11:36,700 Oh! Right. 324 00:11:36,700 --> 00:11:37,900 Uh, oh, God. 325 00:11:37,900 --> 00:11:39,900 Okay, well, what happened was, um... 326 00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:41,500 - Gary drove me home. - Uh-huh. 327 00:11:41,500 --> 00:11:42,600 And he kissed me good night. 328 00:11:43,100 --> 00:11:43,900 Wow. 329 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:45,800 Yeah, it was actually kind of intense. 330 00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:47,800 It was like that, um, scene from The Notebook, 331 00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:49,000 you know, where they're kissing in the rain? 332 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:49,800 Yeah. Skip to the end. 333 00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:51,000 Um, anyway, I don't know what came over me, 334 00:11:51,100 --> 00:11:53,100 but I was like, "let's make out in the car!" 335 00:11:53,100 --> 00:11:54,900 But you know how he drives that two-seater? 336 00:11:54,900 --> 00:11:56,700 So... so you made out in my car. 337 00:11:56,700 --> 00:11:58,300 Yeah, you know, as... 338 00:11:58,600 --> 00:12:01,800 adults... do. 339 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:05,700 Oh! Okay, you had sex back here. 340 00:12:05,700 --> 00:12:07,700 - With Gary. - I had sex in your car! 341 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:09,200 So... It was crazy. 342 00:12:09,300 --> 00:12:10,500 It's not something I normally would do, but... 343 00:12:10,500 --> 00:12:11,100 Yeah. 344 00:12:11,100 --> 00:12:12,400 I mean, kudos to the Highlander. 345 00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:14,000 It has an extremely roomy backseat. 346 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:14,900 I'll tell you that much. 347 00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:16,000 But anyway, I'm sorry, 348 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:18,300 - I'll get the car seat reinstalled. - No, that's fun. 349 00:12:18,500 --> 00:12:20,300 Isn't that fun that you would do that? 350 00:12:20,300 --> 00:12:21,100 Yeah. 351 00:12:21,100 --> 00:12:22,300 You know what, we should go inside, 352 00:12:22,300 --> 00:12:23,800 so I can get divorced. Okay. 353 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:26,200 All right, Mag, hold on. 354 00:12:27,100 --> 00:12:28,300 - With this? Okay. - Yeah. 355 00:12:28,300 --> 00:12:29,900 Have we discussed the mutual funds yet? 356 00:12:29,900 --> 00:12:31,200 - Yeah, we did. - That right there. 357 00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:31,800 Okay. 358 00:12:31,800 --> 00:12:34,100 My client would like to dispute item 47. 359 00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:35,200 I see. 360 00:12:35,900 --> 00:12:37,100 Let me ask you this. 361 00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:39,600 Was it my client, or was it your client 362 00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:41,800 who had an affair with a German woman on the Internet? 363 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:45,100 That was me. 364 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:48,600 - The dispute is rescinded. - Thank you. 365 00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:51,000 Gary is good. 366 00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:54,400 Nah, I don't think so, guys. 367 00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:56,800 No! No, sir! Nope. 368 00:12:56,800 --> 00:12:59,200 No, this is not gonna... This is not gonna work for me. 369 00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:01,300 - Maggie, we went over... - Not gonna work for me, guys! 370 00:13:01,300 --> 00:13:02,800 - Mags, are you okay? - No, no, no, no, no. 371 00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:04,500 This is not what I want, okay? 372 00:13:04,500 --> 00:13:06,100 But I can't have what I want. 373 00:13:06,100 --> 00:13:07,400 Can we take a five-minute recess, please? 374 00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:08,500 I think I know what's going on here. 375 00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:12,700 Babe, what are we doing? 376 00:13:12,700 --> 00:13:14,500 I mean, you're clearly filled with regret. 377 00:13:14,700 --> 00:13:15,700 So am I. 378 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:18,300 - Maggie Caruso... - Oh, my God. 379 00:13:18,300 --> 00:13:20,400 No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 380 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:22,600 Maggie! Get off your knees, you idiot! 381 00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:23,500 All right. 382 00:13:24,300 --> 00:13:25,300 Kind of a Hail Mary. 383 00:13:28,300 --> 00:13:29,500 Hey, Mags, are you okay? 384 00:13:29,500 --> 00:13:31,200 Yeah, I'm just making sure my child is safe. 385 00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:33,500 I don't want her to fly out into the wild blue yonder. 386 00:13:33,500 --> 00:13:35,500 Oh, well, we could just go back to the police station. 387 00:13:35,700 --> 00:13:36,700 You know, we'll get... 388 00:13:36,700 --> 00:13:38,000 We'll get Steve to put it in again. 389 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:39,600 Why did you have to have sex with him? 390 00:13:39,900 --> 00:13:40,600 What? 391 00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:41,500 Of all the people in the town, 392 00:13:41,500 --> 00:13:42,800 you had to have sex with Gary 393 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,600 and then tell me all about it. 394 00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:46,500 Mags, you ask me to tell you about all my dates. 395 00:13:46,500 --> 00:13:48,400 Well, not this one, okay, Em? Not this one. 396 00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:50,900 Oh, my God, Mags, do you like him? 397 00:13:50,900 --> 00:13:52,700 Yeah, I like him! Okay? 398 00:13:52,700 --> 00:13:54,300 And I know it's stupid, 399 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:56,500 but I thought maybe he was the guy I could be with 400 00:13:56,600 --> 00:13:57,600 when everything calms down. 401 00:13:57,700 --> 00:13:59,100 I mean, listen to our voices. 402 00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:01,100 It's like Peter Paul & Mary. 403 00:14:01,100 --> 00:14:02,900 If you liked him, why didn't you just tell me? 404 00:14:02,900 --> 00:14:04,200 You should have known! 405 00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:06,200 I made truffles for him. 406 00:14:06,500 --> 00:14:08,000 You make truffles for everybody. 407 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,100 Oh, okay, well, not these truffles. 408 00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:10,400 These were handcrafted. 409 00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:12,600 Everybody else, I just throw 'em in the cocoa all Willy-nilly. 410 00:14:12,700 --> 00:14:14,300 - Maggie, I had no idea. - You know why? 411 00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:17,400 Because you're so far stuffed up your own butthole 412 00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:19,800 that you don't know what anybody else needs or wants. 413 00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:20,700 Hey, that's not nice! 414 00:14:20,700 --> 00:14:22,700 You know what else isn't nice is hearing about you doing it 415 00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:25,300 on my car seat with the guy of my dreams. 416 00:14:25,400 --> 00:14:26,100 All right, you know what? 417 00:14:26,100 --> 00:14:27,700 I asked you if it was okay if I went out with him, 418 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,800 and you said, "it's totes kewl." 419 00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:31,800 Yeah, well, it wasn't kewl, okay? 420 00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:33,900 Whenever I say it's "totes kewl," 421 00:14:33,900 --> 00:14:36,100 FYI, it's not kewl. 422 00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:38,000 But Maggie! 423 00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:41,900 Kewl means cool! Kewl means cool! 424 00:14:43,500 --> 00:14:44,700 You sure you can get it in, right? 425 00:14:44,700 --> 00:14:46,700 'Cause Maggie, like, completely lost her mind on me. 426 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:49,300 So you had sex back here, right? 427 00:14:49,300 --> 00:14:50,800 What? I'm sorry, what did you just say? 428 00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:52,300 You had sex in the backseat of this car. 429 00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:54,200 How did... What? How did you... 430 00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:55,200 I'm a cop. 431 00:14:55,300 --> 00:14:56,800 I, uh, solve mysteries for a living. 432 00:14:57,400 --> 00:14:59,000 I also happen to know from personal experience 433 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,700 that you have a thing for doing it in the backseat, so... 434 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:01,600 Okay, that's gross. 435 00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:03,700 Who was it? 436 00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:07,400 - Maggie's lawyer. - Gary Beitcher? 437 00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:09,700 Wow. I always thought Maggie liked him. 438 00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:11,300 How does everyone know that but me? 439 00:15:11,300 --> 00:15:13,300 Because you're not very good at reading signs. 440 00:15:13,300 --> 00:15:15,500 - That is not true. - Really? 441 00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:16,300 Yeah. 442 00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:17,700 When I proposed to you, 443 00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:20,300 you acted like it came completely out of left field. 444 00:15:20,300 --> 00:15:22,000 Okay, well, it did. That was crazy. 445 00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:23,900 I took you ring shopping! 446 00:15:23,900 --> 00:15:26,900 That could've meant a lot of different things. 447 00:15:26,900 --> 00:15:28,300 - Oh, my God. - Do you that in some cultures 448 00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:30,300 an exchange of rings is, like... 449 00:15:30,300 --> 00:15:32,400 -is for friendship? - Mm-hmm. 450 00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:34,300 Or perhaps, like, an exchange of property? 451 00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:35,600 - Syrup? - What? 452 00:15:35,700 --> 00:15:36,500 What's going on with the syrup? 453 00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:39,000 Did you and Gary go the full 9 1/2 weeks? 454 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:40,700 No. Shut up. It's for my mom. 455 00:15:40,700 --> 00:15:42,000 It's from Lake Kimmewah. 456 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,200 You know that guy with the yellow beard, 457 00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:44,400 gives it out to everybody? 458 00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:46,600 Your mom gave you something? That's huge. 459 00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:47,700 No, it isn't. 460 00:15:47,700 --> 00:15:49,700 She just wants to get a bunch of syrup off her hands. 461 00:15:50,300 --> 00:15:52,000 Maggie says she's trying to connect with me, but... 462 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:52,600 Uh-huh. 463 00:15:52,700 --> 00:15:53,500 Then I'd have to go over there, 464 00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:55,700 and we'd have to sit and talk for, like, hours and hours. 465 00:15:55,700 --> 00:15:58,000 And this is literally what we were just talking about. 466 00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,700 Could you get out of my car? I'm sick of you being right. 467 00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:00,700 - Oh, sure. - Thank you. 468 00:16:00,700 --> 00:16:01,500 - Okay. By all means. - Get out. 469 00:16:01,700 --> 00:16:02,800 - Thank you. - Okay, mm-hmm. 470 00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:03,800 - Take care. - See you later. 471 00:16:04,700 --> 00:16:05,700 I wish Steve had done this. 472 00:16:05,700 --> 00:16:07,900 You know what, Steve is not the answer to your problems. 473 00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:08,500 You know that, right? 474 00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:09,500 He's the answer to one of them. 475 00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:10,400 - Oh, yeah? - Mm-hmm. 476 00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:12,200 My downstairs. 477 00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:13,900 Oh, I thought Gary Beitcher was the answer to your downstairs problems. 478 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,000 - Get out of here, please. - Okay, yeah. 479 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:25,700 Hey, Mags, I don't know where you are, 480 00:16:25,700 --> 00:16:28,100 but I know I screwed up, and I wanna say I'm sorry. 481 00:16:28,100 --> 00:16:31,100 So, um, also, um, I went to see my mom like you said. 482 00:16:31,100 --> 00:16:32,400 So anyway, call me back, okay? 483 00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:33,200 Oh. 484 00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:35,100 I brought waffles. 485 00:16:35,300 --> 00:16:36,700 Then I guess we're doing this now. 486 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,200 May have gotten a little soggy in transit, 487 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:41,900 but I think they'll still be good... 488 00:16:42,100 --> 00:16:44,000 Maggie? What are you doing here? 489 00:16:44,300 --> 00:16:45,700 Um, nothing. 490 00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:47,200 We were... I was just, um... 491 00:16:47,300 --> 00:16:48,600 Well, I guess the cat's out of the bag. 492 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:52,000 Your best friend Maggie and I are... friends. 493 00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:53,100 What? 494 00:16:53,100 --> 00:16:54,800 No, it's not what it looks like. 495 00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:57,100 You have a secret friendship with my mom? 496 00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:58,300 No, it's no big deal. 497 00:16:58,300 --> 00:17:00,700 We just, like, spend time together and talk about our lives. 498 00:17:00,700 --> 00:17:02,600 And isn't that the very definition of a friendship? 499 00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:05,100 Okay, Maggie, why are you hiding things from me? 500 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:08,300 First Gary, now you're cheating on me with my mom? 501 00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:09,500 No, I... 502 00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:10,500 I don't know. 503 00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:12,300 I didn't tell you that I liked Gary 504 00:17:12,300 --> 00:17:14,800 because you seemed so excited when you got his message. 505 00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:15,900 And your mom, I just... 506 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:18,200 She makes me feel better when I'm sad. 507 00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:19,900 That's what I do. 508 00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:23,300 Yes, dear, but you absconded to Shanghai 509 00:17:23,300 --> 00:17:25,000 - all those years ago. - Yeah. 510 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,700 And I didn't wanna tell you 'cause I knew you'd be upset. 511 00:17:27,700 --> 00:17:29,600 Oh, well, I'm not upset. 512 00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:30,900 In fact, I don't even care. 513 00:17:31,100 --> 00:17:32,900 If you wanna be best friends with my mom, 514 00:17:33,100 --> 00:17:34,600 that's totes kewl! 515 00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:36,500 Oh, do not "totes kewl" me. 516 00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:38,300 Oh, I will "totes kewl" whoever I... 517 00:17:38,300 --> 00:17:40,000 What the hell is this? 518 00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:42,500 You and my mother, 519 00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:45,100 on a tandem kayak in Lake Kimmewah? 520 00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:47,500 - Our special place? - You were in China! 521 00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:49,500 What was I supposed to do, kayak alone? 522 00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:52,000 That's not safe. I'd been drinking. 523 00:17:52,500 --> 00:17:54,900 How many times have you been to the cabin, Maggie? 524 00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:56,400 Hmm? 525 00:17:57,600 --> 00:17:59,000 I don't know, just a couple. 526 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,800 Like, a Christmas or two. 527 00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:02,600 Hmm. Isn't that a pretty picture? 528 00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:06,100 The two of you sipping wassail over an open fire! 529 00:18:06,100 --> 00:18:08,400 What did you, roast a couple chestnuts? 530 00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:09,800 - Is that what you did? - Ah! 531 00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:10,600 You see, Maggie? 532 00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:12,800 I told you that syrup idea would backfire. 533 00:18:14,300 --> 00:18:15,800 - What? Wait a second. - Crap. 534 00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:17,400 The syrup was your idea? 535 00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:19,500 Okay, all right. This is rich. 536 00:18:19,700 --> 00:18:21,900 This is richer than any syrup could ever be. 537 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,900 I am going to go eat my waffles alone. 538 00:18:25,100 --> 00:18:27,500 And without syrup. Dry! 539 00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:30,100 Dry as a goddamn bone! 540 00:18:32,100 --> 00:18:34,200 Please, no! Drink some water! 541 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:35,000 Nope. 542 00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:39,200 So just slap your old John Hancock on that one, 543 00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:40,700 and we are finished. 544 00:18:40,700 --> 00:18:42,200 So we don't have to go to court? 545 00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:43,200 No court. 546 00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:46,500 But Bruce has requested five marriage counseling sessions. 547 00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:47,600 - What? - Yeah. 548 00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:50,200 He's convinced that your freak-out at the mediation was all about him, 549 00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:52,200 and he wants another chance to win you back. 550 00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:53,500 Well, that's never gonna happen. 551 00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:55,000 Yeah, I know. But don't tell Bruce that. 552 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,100 At least not until the last session. 553 00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:56,700 Okay? 554 00:18:56,800 --> 00:18:59,300 Oh, Gary, I'm sorry. I didn't know you were here. 555 00:18:59,300 --> 00:19:00,400 Oh, no, no, no. We're done. 556 00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:02,600 And, um, you should stay, okay? 557 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:03,900 I'll give you guys a moment. 558 00:19:16,900 --> 00:19:18,500 - Hey. - Hey. 559 00:19:19,100 --> 00:19:20,400 Did you guys have a quickie? 560 00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:23,600 Yeah, we broke the porch swing with our vigorous lovemaking. 561 00:19:25,300 --> 00:19:26,800 I ended it with Gary. 562 00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:28,500 Emma, you didn't have to do that. 563 00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:29,500 Please, it's fine. 564 00:19:29,700 --> 00:19:31,100 He had T-rex arms. 565 00:19:31,100 --> 00:19:31,900 I'm sorry? 566 00:19:31,900 --> 00:19:34,100 Like, he has arms like a Tyrannosaurus rex. 567 00:19:34,100 --> 00:19:35,800 I didn't notice that. 568 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:36,700 Yeah, no, he did. 569 00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:38,300 Every time he went to hug me it was, like, 570 00:19:38,300 --> 00:19:39,700 right on my boobs. 571 00:19:40,900 --> 00:19:41,800 Come on. 572 00:19:42,100 --> 00:19:44,100 No, I think I was just trying to have a little... 573 00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:47,400 Shanghai surprise here in the States. 574 00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:48,500 But... 575 00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:49,900 You're the only thing that matters. 576 00:19:50,300 --> 00:19:51,400 I know. 577 00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:53,800 I should have told you that I liked him, though. 578 00:19:53,900 --> 00:19:55,100 No, please, I should've known. 579 00:19:56,300 --> 00:19:57,200 Okay. 580 00:19:57,800 --> 00:19:59,500 Well, I am gonna break up with your mom. 581 00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:00,400 No, please. 582 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:01,800 If you wanna be friends with my mom, 583 00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:03,000 that is your hell to pay. 584 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,000 But you have to stop hiding stuff from me, okay? 585 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:05,700 Okay. 586 00:20:05,700 --> 00:20:07,400 And I know that I don't always pay attention 587 00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:09,200 'cause I'm too busy talking... 588 00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:11,600 But please don't tell me something is totes kewl 589 00:20:11,700 --> 00:20:13,000 if it isn't totes kewl 590 00:20:13,100 --> 00:20:14,700 'cause I don't wanna hurt your feelings. 591 00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:17,000 Okay, well, that's all kewl. It's kewl. Totes kewl. 592 00:20:17,100 --> 00:20:18,200 Okay, don't say it. 593 00:20:18,500 --> 00:20:20,700 Can I just say one thing that is not totes kewl? 594 00:20:20,700 --> 00:20:21,400 What? 595 00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:24,700 We are running dangerously low on this sweet, sweet syrup, so... 596 00:20:24,700 --> 00:20:25,900 Ooh. I need to get a little bit of that. 597 00:20:25,900 --> 00:20:27,000 Hey, it's almost gone! 598 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,500 Oh, you have a real problem, don't you? 599 00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:30,700 My only problem is that you won't give me the syrup. 600 00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:32,200 I'm gonna bring you to celebrity rehab. 601 00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:33,900 I'm gonna bring you to the court for being mean 602 00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:35,300 - to pregnant people! - Oohhoo-hoo! 603 00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:37,600 - Give it to... Hey! - Ooh, you want it? You want it? 604 00:20:38,300 --> 00:20:39,700 Mom, are you sure you are okay 605 00:20:39,700 --> 00:20:41,300 with us taking this much syrup? 606 00:20:41,300 --> 00:20:42,700 Please, I have more than I can handle. 607 00:20:43,100 --> 00:20:45,500 I think that yellow-bearded syrup maker was in love with me. 608 00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:47,400 Oh, he is... the last time we were at the cabin, 609 00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:49,400 good ol' peebeard was all up in your business. 610 00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:50,600 Maggie, you are bad! 611 00:20:51,700 --> 00:20:53,800 Oh, guys, too soon. Okay. 612 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,900 Well, it's a shame that our time's coming to an end. 613 00:20:55,900 --> 00:20:57,100 - It's been a delight. - Oh, well, wait! 614 00:20:57,100 --> 00:20:58,000 Mom, I mean, we're here. 615 00:20:58,100 --> 00:20:59,500 We could stick around, have some chamomile, 616 00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:01,100 maybe cuddle up with those kashmir throws 617 00:21:01,100 --> 00:21:02,200 you gave to Maggie but not me. 618 00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:03,400 Yeah, I'm not in the mood for tea. 619 00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:05,000 Okay, Gwen, she came for the syrup. 620 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:06,400 This is what we were talking about. 621 00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:09,500 Mrs. Crawford, I changed out all the light bulbs. 622 00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:10,800 Anything else you need me to do? 623 00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:12,700 - Oh... my... God. - Holy crap. 624 00:21:12,700 --> 00:21:13,900 Uh, yes, Steve. 625 00:21:13,900 --> 00:21:17,300 As a matter of fact, I have some very heavy paving stones 626 00:21:17,300 --> 00:21:18,600 in the backyard, and... 627 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,400 I'd like you to move them for me. 628 00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:21,600 Well, that's gonna be a dirty job. 629 00:21:21,900 --> 00:21:23,300 I'll have to take off my shirt. 630 00:21:23,300 --> 00:21:25,100 That's fine, Steve. That's just fine. 631 00:21:27,900 --> 00:21:31,300 Oh, my... I cannot believe my mom is an old horndog. 632 00:21:31,300 --> 00:21:32,900 Like mother, like daughter. 633 00:21:32,900 --> 00:21:35,600 Okay, not kewl, okay? Totally not kewl. 634 00:21:35,650 --> 00:21:40,200 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 47281

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