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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,300 --> 00:00:01,699 With interest rates being what they are, 2 00:00:01,700 --> 00:00:04,499 we think this is exactly the right time to strike 3 00:00:04,500 --> 00:00:06,599 with a casino complex of this magnitude. 4 00:00:06,600 --> 00:00:08,200 Or as they say in Macau... 5 00:00:10,500 --> 00:00:12,000 So... 6 00:00:13,200 --> 00:00:14,900 - Emma is our best and brightest. - Oh. 7 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:18,699 So rest assured, you are in the most capable of hands. 8 00:00:18,700 --> 00:00:20,399 Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm so sorry. 9 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:21,600 I just have a plane to catch. 10 00:00:21,700 --> 00:00:23,299 Please contact my cell. 11 00:00:23,300 --> 00:00:24,500 My assistant has it. 12 00:00:24,600 --> 00:00:26,400 And, again, been an honor work with you. 13 00:00:26,500 --> 00:00:27,400 - Oh, wait. - Yes. 14 00:00:27,500 --> 00:00:28,400 One more thing. 15 00:00:28,500 --> 00:00:30,500 Mr. Zhang presents Chinese scroll. 16 00:00:30,600 --> 00:00:31,500 Oh, I really couldn't. 17 00:00:31,600 --> 00:00:32,600 - Please. - It's too much. 18 00:00:32,700 --> 00:00:33,800 Oh, no, it's really... I insist. 19 00:00:33,900 --> 00:00:35,000 - Oh, please, it's... - You must. 20 00:00:35,100 --> 00:00:36,600 Okay, thank you. 21 00:00:36,700 --> 00:00:39,000 Thank you very much and take care. 22 00:00:39,100 --> 00:00:41,500 Oh, he also has another scroll for you. 23 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:43,000 Oh, wow, another scroll. 24 00:00:43,100 --> 00:00:44,800 - Chinese scroll. - Oh, thank you. 25 00:00:44,900 --> 00:00:46,100 This is just... I'll treasure it. 26 00:00:46,200 --> 00:00:47,900 Please thank Mr. Zhang for me. 27 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:49,099 Okay. Wait. 28 00:00:49,100 --> 00:00:50,099 Yo. 29 00:00:50,100 --> 00:00:51,200 There's one more scroll. 30 00:00:51,300 --> 00:00:52,400 Is there? Okay. 31 00:00:52,500 --> 00:00:54,399 - Chinese scroll. - Oh, wow! 32 00:00:54,400 --> 00:00:57,200 This is like the CliffsNotes edition, right? 33 00:00:57,300 --> 00:00:58,900 All right, well, thank you very much. 34 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:03,100 Look forward to seeing you all again. 35 00:01:03,200 --> 00:01:04,199 - Hello? - Where are you? 36 00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:05,200 Do not lie to me. 37 00:01:05,300 --> 00:01:06,300 I'm on the plane. 38 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:08,000 Yes, I would like some more nuts. 39 00:01:08,100 --> 00:01:09,000 Thank you. 40 00:01:09,100 --> 00:01:09,899 You're still at the office. 41 00:01:09,900 --> 00:01:10,999 I'm leaving right now. 42 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:13,899 I just got stuck in the presentation of the world's tiniest scroll. 43 00:01:13,900 --> 00:01:14,799 Just do something with those. 44 00:01:14,800 --> 00:01:15,899 I don't know what to do with them. 45 00:01:15,900 --> 00:01:17,999 I swear to God, if you are not on this flight... 46 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:18,999 What am I, a monster? 47 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:21,241 I'm gonna miss my best friend's baby shower? Come on now. 48 00:01:22,500 --> 00:01:24,741 Hey, what are you drilling? It is 3:00 am in Connecticut. 49 00:01:24,800 --> 00:01:26,800 I'm just making some minor crib modifications. 50 00:01:26,900 --> 00:01:28,699 Hey, Bob Vila, you're eight months pregnant. 51 00:01:28,700 --> 00:01:30,100 So why don't you let your husband do that? 52 00:01:30,200 --> 00:01:32,199 He's snoozing, and also, I just want this baby girl 53 00:01:32,200 --> 00:01:34,199 to know that her mama's not afraid to pick up a drill 54 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:35,699 and get down. 55 00:01:35,700 --> 00:01:36,999 I will see you in 18 hours, 56 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:38,399 you and that baby you're cooking. 57 00:01:38,400 --> 00:01:40,299 I'm gonna hug you so hard, it's gonna hurt. 58 00:01:40,300 --> 00:01:41,699 I'm gonna squeeze you so hard, 59 00:01:41,700 --> 00:01:43,061 that baby's gonna come out of you. 60 00:01:43,100 --> 00:01:44,200 Oh! 61 00:01:44,300 --> 00:01:46,200 How you forget your scrolls? 62 00:01:46,300 --> 00:01:47,500 Oh, my gosh. 63 00:01:47,600 --> 00:01:49,480 Where did... I thought they were in my carry-on. 64 00:01:49,500 --> 00:01:51,200 Emma, get out of there! 65 00:01:51,300 --> 00:01:52,399 Presentation of Chinese scrolls. 66 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:53,640 Chinese scroll. I get it, okay. 67 00:01:53,700 --> 00:01:54,899 - Get out of there! - Presentation, yes... 68 00:01:54,900 --> 00:01:56,099 - Get out of China! Okay. - Of the Chinese... 69 00:01:56,100 --> 00:01:58,300 Back away from the elevator, sir! 70 00:01:58,700 --> 00:02:02,800 Synced by emmasan www.addic7ed.com 71 00:02:03,600 --> 00:02:05,900 I cannot believe that you are in my car right now. 72 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:08,399 I can't believe what a stunning pregnant woman you are. 73 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:09,599 Oh, please, I'm huge. 74 00:02:09,600 --> 00:02:11,300 No, I will tell you what's huge, 75 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:13,100 and that is these mammer-jammers. 76 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:14,300 They go all night. 77 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:16,300 They're like the boobs of our dreams! 78 00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:17,599 May I feel them? Yeah, get in there. 79 00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:19,100 Oh, god... hmm. 80 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:21,100 - You know what's interesting? - What's that? 81 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:22,699 - Is I thought they'd be soft. - Uh-huh. 82 00:02:22,700 --> 00:02:24,399 But they're actually quite firm to the touch. 83 00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:25,499 Well, they're filling with milk. 84 00:02:25,500 --> 00:02:27,100 They've got a real heft to them. 85 00:02:27,200 --> 00:02:28,599 Like a water bed almost. Hey, hey, hey. 86 00:02:28,600 --> 00:02:29,721 - What are you doing? - What? 87 00:02:29,800 --> 00:02:30,900 Please don't go down Main Street. 88 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:32,300 I just want you to see what's changed. 89 00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:33,800 No, nothing's changed. Everything's always the same. 90 00:02:33,900 --> 00:02:36,200 - They planted plum trees. - Oh, God. 91 00:02:36,300 --> 00:02:38,999 Oh, and a nice Pakistani family took over Wilson Drugs. 92 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:40,899 Why is everyone waving at us? 93 00:02:40,900 --> 00:02:42,299 Hey. What's that? 94 00:02:42,300 --> 00:02:43,900 I'm gonna tell you what I'm not interested in. 95 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:44,999 Please 96 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:46,399 And that's one Mr. Kenny Loggins. 97 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:47,500 Celebrate me home 98 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:49,000 I don't want to see any of these people. 99 00:02:49,100 --> 00:02:50,399 Give me a number 100 00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:51,900 I didn't even tell my mom I was coming home. 101 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:53,200 Celebrate me home 102 00:02:53,300 --> 00:02:54,700 This place makes me feel like I can't breathe. 103 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:56,000 Do you know what I mean? I just can't breathe. 104 00:02:56,100 --> 00:02:58,500 Play me one more song, y'all 105 00:02:58,600 --> 00:02:59,900 I love that part. You know what? 106 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:01,900 I got out of here, and I explored the world, 107 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:03,500 and I gotta tell you, there is more to life 108 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:05,300 than just ambling down Main Street 109 00:03:05,400 --> 00:03:06,700 sucking on your soft-serve. 110 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:08,899 Oh, the screaming cone got new mix-ins. 111 00:03:08,900 --> 00:03:10,400 - Oh, ugh! - Fresh peaches. 112 00:03:10,500 --> 00:03:12,100 - It's good news. - I just never fit in here. 113 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:13,299 - You know that, Mags. - Celebrate 114 00:03:13,300 --> 00:03:14,599 - I just didn't fit in here. - Celebrate 115 00:03:14,600 --> 00:03:17,100 Celebrate me home 116 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:18,599 You fit in here. 117 00:03:18,600 --> 00:03:20,799 - Celebrate - Oh, I can't resist. 118 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:23,200 - Celebrate, celebrate - Okay, keep doing that. 119 00:03:23,300 --> 00:03:24,900 - Me home - I'm gonna go low. Here we go. 120 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:26,599 - Well I'm finally here - Won't you celebrate 121 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:28,000 - But I'm bound to roam - Celebrate 122 00:03:28,100 --> 00:03:30,600 - Come on - Celebrate me home 123 00:03:30,700 --> 00:03:32,700 - Come on, daddy, celebrate - Well, I'm finally here 124 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:34,100 - But I'm bound to roam - Would you celebrate 125 00:03:34,200 --> 00:03:36,300 - Come on - Celebrate 126 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:39,600 These boobs, got to celebrate 127 00:03:39,700 --> 00:03:41,000 - Got to - Celebrate 128 00:03:41,100 --> 00:03:42,800 Got to celebrate 129 00:03:42,900 --> 00:03:43,999 These boobs 130 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:46,400 - We celebrate - Sorry, Emma. 131 00:03:46,500 --> 00:03:47,700 Can I celebrate 132 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:48,900 - Emma, just stop. - Can I celebrate 133 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:51,900 - Emma! Stop. - What? What? 134 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:54,200 Oh, my God. Mark. 135 00:03:54,300 --> 00:03:55,600 Hello, Emma. 136 00:03:55,700 --> 00:03:57,100 Hey. 137 00:03:57,200 --> 00:03:59,200 You guys just feeling each other up here at the stop sign? 138 00:03:59,300 --> 00:04:02,899 Oh, no, we... I was just using Maggie's boob as a microphone. 139 00:04:02,900 --> 00:04:04,500 Sure, like you do. 140 00:04:04,600 --> 00:04:06,500 Oh, Mags, Tina's not feeling well, 141 00:04:06,600 --> 00:04:08,099 so she's not gonna make it to the shower. 142 00:04:08,100 --> 00:04:10,000 - Okay, I'll save her a cupcake. - Thanks. 143 00:04:10,100 --> 00:04:11,900 - Who's Tina? - My wife. 144 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:13,000 - Oh, you're married? - Yeah. 145 00:04:13,100 --> 00:04:14,500 Oh, God. Okay. 146 00:04:14,600 --> 00:04:16,200 This one didn't tell me. 147 00:04:16,300 --> 00:04:20,900 So I just... God, that's... Congrats and mazels to you guys. 148 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:22,899 It's not Tina Steigerman from the drill team, is it? 149 00:04:22,900 --> 00:04:25,000 Who was just like, "oh, I broke my arm again 150 00:04:25,100 --> 00:04:27,200 'cause I got the bones of a bird," snap! 151 00:04:27,300 --> 00:04:28,899 Remember? We called her "bird bones." 152 00:04:28,900 --> 00:04:31,499 It's so... 153 00:04:31,500 --> 00:04:33,700 Oh, God, it is. It's that same Tina. 154 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:35,600 All right, well, congratulations. 155 00:04:35,700 --> 00:04:37,000 She was so nice. 156 00:04:37,100 --> 00:04:38,400 - Okay, well... - She is nice. 157 00:04:38,500 --> 00:04:39,581 I'm assuming she's still... 158 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:40,500 - Yeah. - With us. 159 00:04:40,600 --> 00:04:41,500 She's with us. 160 00:04:41,600 --> 00:04:44,900 Well, it's good to see you, Em. 161 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:46,199 Yes, and a good day to you, sir. 162 00:04:46,200 --> 00:04:47,400 Take care. 163 00:04:47,500 --> 00:04:50,400 So... I don't know why. 164 00:04:50,500 --> 00:04:54,400 - I'm gonna go. - Okay. 165 00:04:54,500 --> 00:04:55,699 Well, I think that went great. 166 00:04:55,700 --> 00:04:56,699 Really? 167 00:04:56,700 --> 00:04:57,900 I just tipped an invisible cap 168 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:00,100 to the man I lost my virginity to. 169 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:02,800 So why don't you drive me on home? 170 00:05:02,900 --> 00:05:04,800 Yes, ma'am. 171 00:05:07,500 --> 00:05:09,900 Mags, the house looks just the same. 172 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:11,900 Is that the porch swing your dad built? 173 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:13,300 Yeah, we brought it around to the front. 174 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:14,500 Oh, I love it. 175 00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:16,200 - Hey, Shanghai. - Bruce! 176 00:05:16,300 --> 00:05:17,599 - Get over here. - Oh, man. 177 00:05:17,600 --> 00:05:19,399 Oh, I want one of your bear hugs. 178 00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:21,000 - Wait a second. Wait a second. - What? 179 00:05:21,100 --> 00:05:22,599 Are they not feeding you in China, you Skinny Marink? 180 00:05:22,600 --> 00:05:23,900 Okay, you know what it is? 181 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:25,800 They are working me, literally, to the bone. 182 00:05:25,900 --> 00:05:28,220 It's the different sauces. They got different sauces there, 183 00:05:28,300 --> 00:05:29,600 and it wreaks havoc on the plumbing. 184 00:05:29,700 --> 00:05:31,199 - Oh, babe, can we not... - No, it really doesn't. 185 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:32,440 - And be honest with me. - Yeah. 186 00:05:32,500 --> 00:05:34,299 Did those sauces take your butt by storm? 187 00:05:34,300 --> 00:05:35,800 - Babe. - No, can I just say? 188 00:05:35,900 --> 00:05:37,400 They actually did take my butt by storm. 189 00:05:37,500 --> 00:05:38,999 - I knew it. - It's real. 190 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:40,500 I didn't have the words, I didn't have that phrase, but... 191 00:05:40,600 --> 00:05:42,000 - I'm gonna tell you what it is. - That's what was happening. 192 00:05:42,100 --> 00:05:43,300 They haven't defined whether or not 193 00:05:43,400 --> 00:05:44,800 these are sweet sauces or sour sauces, okay? 194 00:05:44,900 --> 00:05:46,400 - Right, and you're mixing 'em. - You're mixing 'em up. 195 00:05:46,500 --> 00:05:47,700 - And it becomes like a... - All of a sudden... 196 00:05:47,800 --> 00:05:49,000 - Mr. Wizard situation. - You know what I'm saying? 197 00:05:49,100 --> 00:05:50,600 Sorry to, like, interrupt this reverie... 198 00:05:50,700 --> 00:05:51,800 Yeah, yeah. 199 00:05:51,900 --> 00:05:53,199 But did you finish the crib like I asked? 200 00:05:53,200 --> 00:05:55,299 Damn it! I forgot to do it. 201 00:05:55,300 --> 00:05:56,700 - Yeah, all right. - Yeah. You know what? 202 00:05:56,800 --> 00:05:58,300 I'm gonna go down in my man cave, 203 00:05:58,400 --> 00:06:00,300 I'm gonna finish it up right now, and you should go inside 204 00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:02,320 and see what your weird brother did to the place. 205 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:03,399 - All right, buddy. - Okay, welcome home! 206 00:06:03,400 --> 00:06:04,599 It's so good to see you. 207 00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:05,600 - Okay, thank you. - I got it. I got it. 208 00:06:05,700 --> 00:06:06,600 Come on. Thank you. 209 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:08,800 All right. 210 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:12,000 To the left, my lady. 211 00:06:12,100 --> 00:06:13,600 Oh, my God. 212 00:06:13,700 --> 00:06:15,300 What is this woodland wonderland? 213 00:06:15,400 --> 00:06:16,500 Do you like it? 214 00:06:16,600 --> 00:06:19,000 Do I... Is this a hedgehog cupcake? 215 00:06:19,100 --> 00:06:21,100 I'm gonna punch you in the face right now. 216 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:23,099 - It was all Zach. - Thank you. 217 00:06:23,100 --> 00:06:25,100 I take walks in the forest when I need to think, 218 00:06:25,200 --> 00:06:26,720 and that's where I got my inspiration. 219 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:28,199 If you hadn't sexually harassed me 220 00:06:28,200 --> 00:06:29,400 all through high school... 221 00:06:29,500 --> 00:06:31,000 I would assume you were a stone-cold gay man. 222 00:06:31,100 --> 00:06:32,700 I'm gonna take that as a compliment. 223 00:06:32,800 --> 00:06:33,700 - Hold on. - What is wrong? 224 00:06:33,800 --> 00:06:34,800 Nothing. It's just work. 225 00:06:34,900 --> 00:06:36,100 - I got to... - Uh-huh. 226 00:06:36,200 --> 00:06:38,120 I have a big presentation that just got moved up, 227 00:06:38,200 --> 00:06:39,499 so I got to do it tonight, but... 228 00:06:39,500 --> 00:06:41,399 No, this is the only weekend you've asked off for 229 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:42,600 in three years. 230 00:06:42,700 --> 00:06:44,100 I know, but you're not even gonna notice. 231 00:06:44,200 --> 00:06:45,600 - I'm noticing right now. - No, because you know what? 232 00:06:45,700 --> 00:06:47,000 I'm gonna do it at night when you're snuggled up 233 00:06:47,100 --> 00:06:48,400 like a bug in a rug growing this human. 234 00:06:48,500 --> 00:06:49,700 - All right? - Okay. 235 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:51,440 Will you make me a fluffernutter, please? 236 00:06:51,500 --> 00:06:52,500 - Yes. - Thank you. 237 00:06:52,600 --> 00:06:55,200 - Hey. - It's good from behind too. 238 00:06:55,300 --> 00:06:57,700 Hey, Pan's Labyrinth, get down off that step stool. 239 00:06:57,800 --> 00:06:59,700 - I got to talk to you. - Sure. 240 00:06:59,800 --> 00:07:01,400 I just need to ask you one question. 241 00:07:01,500 --> 00:07:02,499 What? 242 00:07:02,500 --> 00:07:04,300 - Do you notice anything? - No. 243 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:06,799 I gained 15 pounds since last we met. 244 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:08,199 Well, it doesn't show. 245 00:07:08,200 --> 00:07:09,600 Well, that's because it's all in my thighs. 246 00:07:09,700 --> 00:07:12,599 That's where a woman gains weight, just FYI. 247 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:15,200 Well, just FYI, that's where I gain weight too. 248 00:07:15,300 --> 00:07:17,100 Could you just tell me what's going on with the video? 249 00:07:17,200 --> 00:07:19,399 Yeah. I just gotta Ken burns it. 250 00:07:19,400 --> 00:07:21,400 Ken bur... what? The shower's in two hours. 251 00:07:21,500 --> 00:07:22,699 Hey, they have Apple TV. 252 00:07:22,700 --> 00:07:24,899 All I do is connect my laptop to their wi-fi, 253 00:07:24,900 --> 00:07:26,699 although I would feel more comfortable 254 00:07:26,700 --> 00:07:29,499 if we had a code word for when to start. 255 00:07:29,500 --> 00:07:31,300 Okay, fine, what do you want the code word to be? 256 00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:34,100 - Tornado. - Ugh. I can't... 257 00:07:36,900 --> 00:07:39,300 - I just felt a kick. - Aww! 258 00:07:39,400 --> 00:07:40,899 Mags, Bruce's mom is here. 259 00:07:40,900 --> 00:07:44,100 - Hide the booze! - Oh! 260 00:07:44,200 --> 00:07:46,800 In front of you, you'll see diapers loaded 261 00:07:46,900 --> 00:07:49,400 with melted chocolate, simulating poop. 262 00:07:49,500 --> 00:07:51,299 You can sniff it, you can lick it. 263 00:07:51,300 --> 00:07:53,999 Just scream out what kind of chocolate it is. 264 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:56,300 Everybody ready? Start sniff in'! 265 00:07:56,400 --> 00:07:57,600 - Okay. - Oh, God. 266 00:07:57,700 --> 00:07:59,380 - Is it a Mr. Goodbar? - This is delicious. 267 00:07:59,400 --> 00:08:00,800 - Take 5. - Is this a Krackel? 268 00:08:00,900 --> 00:08:01,900 Yep. 269 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:03,599 - Is this... Oh. - Nestle Crunch. 270 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:04,999 Don't you dare answer that phone. 271 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:06,500 Oh, my God, listen. Keep sniff in', Tom Selleck. 272 00:08:06,600 --> 00:08:07,800 You're doing great. 273 00:08:07,900 --> 00:08:09,500 - Goobers. - It's outrageous! 274 00:08:09,600 --> 00:08:11,100 - Milky Way Midnight. - Mounds! 275 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:12,999 - No. - Oh, my God. 276 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:15,000 This is real poop. 277 00:08:16,300 --> 00:08:17,500 Just kidding, you guys. Almond Joy. 278 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:18,500 Five more seconds, ladies. 279 00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:19,700 A Snickers. Snickers! 280 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:21,200 - Cookies 'n' Creme. - I got a nut. 281 00:08:21,300 --> 00:08:22,400 - Emma. - Sno-caps! 282 00:08:22,500 --> 00:08:25,000 Correct! Diapers down, hands up. 283 00:08:25,100 --> 00:08:28,000 With a record-breaking number, six diapers, 284 00:08:28,100 --> 00:08:29,800 Zach is the winner! 285 00:08:29,900 --> 00:08:32,399 Yeah, Zach. 286 00:08:32,400 --> 00:08:33,600 - Sorry. - That's okay. 287 00:08:33,700 --> 00:08:34,900 There'll be other diaper derbies, 288 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:36,400 probably not my own. Okay. 289 00:08:36,500 --> 00:08:37,800 So I'll just have to struggle on, I guess. 290 00:08:37,900 --> 00:08:39,499 All right, I have a little something that's gonna 291 00:08:39,500 --> 00:08:43,000 make this chocolate frown turn upside down. 292 00:08:43,100 --> 00:08:44,600 All right, Mary Pat, may I have the floor? 293 00:08:44,700 --> 00:08:45,999 Of course. 294 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:47,999 All right, if I could have everybody's attention. 295 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:49,499 Tornado. 296 00:08:49,500 --> 00:08:52,400 We have a little something special planned. 297 00:08:52,500 --> 00:08:53,799 Zach, tornado. 298 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:56,800 Why do you just keep saying "tornado"? 299 00:08:56,900 --> 00:08:58,100 Oh, right. 300 00:08:58,200 --> 00:09:00,599 This is just a little audio-visual presentation 301 00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:02,200 that Zach and I put together. 302 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:07,600 What the hell is this? 303 00:09:07,700 --> 00:09:09,300 - You told me to score it. - Oh, my God. 304 00:09:16,600 --> 00:09:19,099 Oh, Em, where did you get that? 305 00:09:19,100 --> 00:09:21,900 Oh, you're the spittin' image of your mother. 306 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:22,999 Yeah. 307 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:24,500 She would have been really proud. 308 00:09:26,300 --> 00:09:28,000 - Oh, yeah. - Oh, my God! 309 00:09:28,100 --> 00:09:29,300 Whose butt is that? 310 00:09:29,400 --> 00:09:31,600 Show me that juicy ass. 311 00:09:31,700 --> 00:09:34,000 What are you gonna put up there for daddy? 312 00:09:34,100 --> 00:09:35,900 What about this biscuit can? 313 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:37,400 - Oh, no. - Yeah, put that up there. 314 00:09:37,500 --> 00:09:38,599 Okay, what's happening? 315 00:09:38,600 --> 00:09:40,300 I think Bruce's laptop is overriding mine 316 00:09:40,400 --> 00:09:41,300 from the basement. 317 00:09:41,400 --> 00:09:42,599 Well, fix it. Just turn it off! 318 00:09:42,600 --> 00:09:44,200 What you going to put up there for me, daddy? 319 00:09:44,300 --> 00:09:46,599 Let me show you, sweet mommy. 320 00:09:46,600 --> 00:09:47,800 Let me show you. 321 00:09:47,900 --> 00:09:48,999 Bruce! 322 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:50,300 - Maggie! - Oh! 323 00:09:50,400 --> 00:09:52,299 Yeah, honey, I'm working on the crib right now. 324 00:09:52,300 --> 00:09:54,399 We have to turn this off! We have to turn this off! 325 00:09:54,400 --> 00:09:55,500 Bruce! 326 00:09:55,600 --> 00:09:56,500 Bruce! 327 00:09:56,600 --> 00:09:59,200 What... who is munichmuncher69? 328 00:09:59,300 --> 00:10:00,500 Who's what? 329 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,299 The woman on your screen. What is happening? 330 00:10:02,300 --> 00:10:03,499 I don't know. 331 00:10:03,500 --> 00:10:04,700 She just... I don't know who that is! 332 00:10:04,800 --> 00:10:06,099 - Why are you down here? - Give me one of these! 333 00:10:06,100 --> 00:10:07,500 Okay. Okay, okay. 334 00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:09,299 - You know I'm down here! - You have a boner right now! 335 00:10:09,300 --> 00:10:10,500 A big boner! Ohh! 336 00:10:10,600 --> 00:10:12,000 At best, it's a semi! 337 00:10:12,100 --> 00:10:13,200 I don't have a boner right now! 338 00:10:13,300 --> 00:10:14,799 Should I take out the can? 339 00:10:14,800 --> 00:10:16,000 - Oh, God! - Ooh! 340 00:10:16,100 --> 00:10:17,299 I'm sorry! Please don't look. 341 00:10:17,300 --> 00:10:18,299 Can't unsee that. 342 00:10:18,300 --> 00:10:20,100 Zach! Tornado! Tornado! 343 00:10:20,700 --> 00:10:23,100 Maggie. Mags. 344 00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:32,499 Who is it? 345 00:10:32,500 --> 00:10:34,300 It's your old pal, Emma. 346 00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:36,100 How's it going in there, buddy? 347 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:37,699 Pretty terrible. 348 00:10:37,700 --> 00:10:38,900 Yeah? 349 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:41,200 Okay, you maybe want to come out and talk? 350 00:10:41,300 --> 00:10:43,800 Can you come in? 351 00:10:43,900 --> 00:10:47,200 Um... okay. 352 00:10:47,300 --> 00:10:50,100 I just... I don't know how much space there really is. 353 00:10:50,200 --> 00:10:51,600 I know. I'm huge! 354 00:10:51,700 --> 00:10:52,600 No, no, no, no. 355 00:10:52,700 --> 00:10:53,799 We're gonna figure it out. 356 00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:55,899 Okay, now I'm coming in. 357 00:10:55,900 --> 00:11:00,199 - Thank you. - Okay. 358 00:11:00,200 --> 00:11:02,399 Do you want to tell me what happened downstairs? 359 00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:03,699 Okay. 360 00:11:03,700 --> 00:11:07,299 Well, apparently, there is a whole online community 361 00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:12,100 of women who specialize in putting things up their butts. 362 00:11:12,200 --> 00:11:14,399 And are they all German? 363 00:11:14,400 --> 00:11:16,000 Well, they're not all German, 364 00:11:16,100 --> 00:11:18,900 but I think he prefers German, you know, 365 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:20,799 'cause of their husky nature. 366 00:11:20,800 --> 00:11:23,000 And does he see them in person? 367 00:11:23,100 --> 00:11:24,400 No. 368 00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:26,999 I don't know why I'm surprised, you know? 369 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:29,900 It's been... it's been really bad for a while. 370 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:31,300 Mags, why didn't you tell me? 371 00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:32,899 It's embarrassing. 372 00:11:32,900 --> 00:11:36,099 I mean, you're over there in Shanghai hobnobbing 373 00:11:36,100 --> 00:11:38,500 with Asian high rollers, trading, I don't know, 374 00:11:38,600 --> 00:11:40,499 diamonds for briefcases of money. 375 00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:42,199 What are you talking about? 376 00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:44,500 I don't know, that's what happened in Skyfall. 377 00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:47,200 My life is nothing like Skyfall, okay? 378 00:11:47,300 --> 00:11:49,299 Daniel Craig is not my boyfriend. 379 00:11:49,300 --> 00:11:51,000 I don't even have a boyfriend. 380 00:11:51,100 --> 00:11:53,900 I don't have any friends, except my assistant Ryuchi 381 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:57,100 who only goes to karaoke with me 'cause he has to, 382 00:11:57,200 --> 00:11:59,200 and because I do a phenomenal Mandarin version 383 00:11:59,300 --> 00:12:00,900 of "I don't think you're ready for this jelly." 384 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:04,399 It's pretty depressing. 385 00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:06,900 I just wanted to make a right choice. 386 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:08,000 You did. 387 00:12:08,100 --> 00:12:09,900 You made the right choice for then. 388 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:11,500 All right, you were, what, like, 25? 389 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:12,799 Yeah. 390 00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:14,499 You know, you lost both of your parents. 391 00:12:14,500 --> 00:12:16,700 You wanted someone safe. 392 00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:18,999 What am I gonna do now? 393 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:22,000 I don't know, but I know we're gonna figure it out. 394 00:12:22,100 --> 00:12:23,300 Okay? Okay. 395 00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:25,800 - Can I have a hug? - Okay. 396 00:12:30,600 --> 00:12:32,400 - Okay, um... - Mm-hmm? 397 00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:33,700 I don't want to alarm you, 398 00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:37,699 but there is a slight rustling sound behind me. 399 00:12:37,700 --> 00:12:40,500 Oh, yeah, there's... a raccoon family's been nesting... 400 00:12:40,600 --> 00:12:41,700 What are you talking about? 401 00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:42,900 - No, no, no. - Then why are we in here? 402 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:44,200 Wait, don't worry. They're friendly. 403 00:12:44,300 --> 00:12:46,220 We just only need to work if they make this sound 404 00:12:47,900 --> 00:12:49,800 - Aah! Oh, my God! - Okay, okay, okay. 405 00:12:49,900 --> 00:12:50,800 I felt its whiskers! 406 00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:06,600 Oh, my God, the meeting. 407 00:13:06,700 --> 00:13:07,700 The meeting. 408 00:13:07,800 --> 00:13:09,899 Oh, my God. Okay, I need a blazer. 409 00:13:09,900 --> 00:13:10,899 Where is a blazer? 410 00:13:10,900 --> 00:13:13,499 Oh! Ow! 411 00:13:13,500 --> 00:13:15,100 Laptop, laptop, laptop. 412 00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:17,700 Just chill out! Shut up! 413 00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:22,000 Okay. 414 00:13:22,100 --> 00:13:23,500 This is the right time to strike 415 00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:25,700 with a casino complex of this magnitude. 416 00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:27,200 I'm so sorry to have been delayed. 417 00:13:27,300 --> 00:13:30,400 There was some, um, technical difficulties. 418 00:13:30,500 --> 00:13:32,600 Ah, Emma, excellent. 419 00:13:32,700 --> 00:13:37,800 So what we're looking at, Mr. Zhang, is... oops. 420 00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:40,100 Know what? Just... I'm sorry, hold on for one second. 421 00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:41,899 I just... oop. 422 00:13:41,900 --> 00:13:42,899 Oh, God. 423 00:13:42,900 --> 00:13:45,199 You're slipping away on me here. 424 00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:46,800 Okay, but we're back. 425 00:13:46,900 --> 00:13:48,000 All right, here we go. 426 00:13:49,100 --> 00:13:54,499 With 805 slot machines, 507... 50... 427 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:56,499 Is it 557 gaming tables? 428 00:13:56,500 --> 00:13:58,200 That doesn't sound right. 429 00:13:58,300 --> 00:13:59,500 I mean, I would like to double-check if... 430 00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:01,599 If I may interrupt. 431 00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:03,699 Yes, please. Thank you. 432 00:14:03,700 --> 00:14:08,400 When my father started this company in the early '20s, 433 00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:12,400 he was... a shoe salesman. 434 00:14:12,500 --> 00:14:14,300 Uh-huh. 435 00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:17,300 No, not even a shoe salesman. 436 00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:19,700 He just made soles. 437 00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:21,200 Oh. 438 00:14:21,300 --> 00:14:23,400 And now this company's 439 00:14:23,500 --> 00:14:27,400 a multibillion-dollar corporation. 440 00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:32,600 And I am responsible for the integrity of my father's name. 441 00:14:37,300 --> 00:14:38,400 Come on! 442 00:14:38,500 --> 00:14:39,500 Is she sleeping? 443 00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:40,600 I'm sorry. What happened? 444 00:14:40,700 --> 00:14:42,400 I'm sorry. 445 00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:44,600 I have never been so disrespected in my life! 446 00:14:44,700 --> 00:14:47,200 Oh, I... Mr. Zhang, please, my apologies. 447 00:14:47,300 --> 00:14:49,200 - This deal is off. - Oh, no, no, no. 448 00:14:49,300 --> 00:14:51,100 Sir, I... sir, please, I can explain. 449 00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:52,900 It was just a technical snafu. 450 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:55,699 And, Mr. Zhang, please don't leave the room. 451 00:14:55,700 --> 00:14:57,099 - Ugh! - What was that? 452 00:14:57,100 --> 00:14:59,500 I have never seen a display like that from you ever. 453 00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:00,700 Graham, I'm so sorry. 454 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,100 My friend's husband left her, and I... 455 00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:03,300 I honestly don't care. 456 00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:04,600 Just get yourself on a plane to Shanghai 457 00:15:04,700 --> 00:15:05,700 and fix this now! 458 00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:06,800 She's literally falling apart. 459 00:15:06,900 --> 00:15:10,000 Emma, if you are not on that plane, 460 00:15:10,100 --> 00:15:12,800 you are gone, understood? 461 00:15:17,700 --> 00:15:19,200 You mind telling me what you're doing here, sir? 462 00:15:19,300 --> 00:15:21,200 - Oh, my God! - Emma? 463 00:15:21,300 --> 00:15:23,400 Mark, what are you doing creeping around? 464 00:15:23,500 --> 00:15:24,999 Mrs. Johanssen from next door called and said 465 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,899 there was a broad-shouldered, blazered man sitting 466 00:15:26,900 --> 00:15:28,200 on Maggie's porch. 467 00:15:28,300 --> 00:15:30,300 Can you please get the flashlight out of my face? 468 00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:31,800 Oh, sorry, yeah. 469 00:15:31,900 --> 00:15:33,500 What are you doing out here at 3:00 am in the morning? 470 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,100 I messed up something huge at work, 471 00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:36,699 and I got to wake up Maggie 472 00:15:36,700 --> 00:15:38,200 and tell her that I have to leave like... 473 00:15:38,300 --> 00:15:39,900 And I can't stay like I promised. 474 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:44,100 And I'm just... I am feeling like... like the worst person. 475 00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:47,200 - Well, you kind of are. - I'm sorry? 476 00:15:47,300 --> 00:15:49,299 If that happened to my best friend, I'd stay. 477 00:15:49,300 --> 00:15:51,000 Okay, I don't think you understand. 478 00:15:51,100 --> 00:15:53,299 I've been working for this company for the past 11 years. 479 00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:54,700 They can't give you a couple days off? 480 00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:55,900 No, you know what? 481 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,399 It's a little more complicated, okay, 482 00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:59,100 than spending every Saturday night trying to figure out 483 00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:00,700 who threw the lawn furniture into the Riveras' pool. 484 00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:03,299 I cracked that case with the help of a very small piece 485 00:16:03,300 --> 00:16:05,501 of red t-shirt fabric that belonged to Joffrey Davidson. 486 00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:07,100 His parents were getting a divorce, 487 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:08,200 and he was acting out. 488 00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:09,599 So don't tell me about complicated. 489 00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:10,799 Okay, whatever. 490 00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:12,500 Oh, that's... Okay, you know what? 491 00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:15,299 Do whatever you want like you always have. 492 00:16:15,300 --> 00:16:17,899 You gonna go munch on a doughnut? 493 00:16:17,900 --> 00:16:20,600 Get that out of my face. I'll call the real police. 494 00:16:20,700 --> 00:16:21,600 Guess who's gonna answer the phone. 495 00:16:21,700 --> 00:16:22,999 - Who? - Hello? Me. 496 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:25,600 I can't. I just can't. 497 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:29,200 Hey. 498 00:16:29,300 --> 00:16:31,100 - Mornin', sleepyhead. - Mornin'. 499 00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:33,700 Pop a squat. I'm firing up the flapjacks. 500 00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:35,599 I figured it out. 501 00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:37,399 I asked my boss for a couple personal days, 502 00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:38,399 and he said, "no." 503 00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:39,699 So you know what I said? 504 00:16:39,700 --> 00:16:40,699 "Screw him," right? 505 00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:42,100 I'm quitting my job. 506 00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:45,099 I'm gonna move in here and help you take care of the baby. 507 00:16:45,100 --> 00:16:47,100 Hey, great. The more the merrier. 508 00:16:47,700 --> 00:16:48,899 What's Bruce doing here? 509 00:16:48,900 --> 00:16:50,300 Well, I mean, he came over early to get some stuff, 510 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:51,699 but then he started crying 511 00:16:51,700 --> 00:16:53,499 and saying how he couldn't live without me. 512 00:16:53,500 --> 00:16:56,400 And then I was like, "I'm about to have his baby," you know? 513 00:16:56,500 --> 00:16:58,200 "I should try and work it out." 514 00:16:58,300 --> 00:17:00,300 Is he gonna stop putting stuff up his butt? 515 00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:01,600 Of course. 516 00:17:01,700 --> 00:17:03,100 I mean, he'll probably have to work on it. 517 00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:04,500 Work on it? 518 00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:06,040 Okay, I don't have a lot of choices. 519 00:17:06,100 --> 00:17:07,099 You do have a choice. 520 00:17:07,100 --> 00:17:08,799 I'll move here. I will help you. 521 00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:10,280 - That is not an option. - Yes, it is! 522 00:17:10,300 --> 00:17:11,800 You couldn't even drive down Main Street 523 00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:13,200 without having a nervous breakdown. 524 00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:14,999 Oh, my God! So I'll just take the side streets. 525 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,599 What is your point? 526 00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:17,699 Hey, can you just take it down a notch, okay? 527 00:17:17,700 --> 00:17:18,699 Because there's raccoons in there 528 00:17:18,700 --> 00:17:19,700 that will charge at any minute. 529 00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:21,200 Good! You know what? 530 00:17:21,300 --> 00:17:22,999 They're in there screwing their little raccoon brains out. 531 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,399 They need to know that sometimes life doesn't 532 00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:25,799 always work out as planned. 533 00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:27,700 And when that happens, you got to be brave 534 00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:29,400 and let your friend help you. 535 00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:32,199 But my raccoon friend likes to jump trash can to trash can. 536 00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:34,400 Okay, when have I ever jumped trash cans on you? 537 00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:36,299 Well, that's what you do when stuff gets hard. 538 00:17:36,300 --> 00:17:38,000 You did it with Mark, you did it with your mom. 539 00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:39,499 And stuff is gonna get hard here, Rm. 540 00:17:39,500 --> 00:17:42,400 The sh... is literally gonna hit the fan. 541 00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:45,400 And you're not gonna be able to Skype in or call Ryuchi, 542 00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:49,199 and then you're gonna bail, and I'm gonna be all alone. 543 00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:51,200 You really think I would do that to you? 544 00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:56,399 All right, you know, fine. 545 00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:57,900 If that's what you really think, 546 00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,299 then I have a plane to catch. 547 00:17:59,300 --> 00:18:02,000 I hope you enjoy life with your new best friend, 548 00:18:02,100 --> 00:18:04,100 munichmuncher... what is it? 549 00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:07,000 - 69. - 69! 550 00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:32,400 He finished it. 551 00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:35,400 Babe? 552 00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:39,899 Ilka, please try to keep it together. 553 00:18:39,900 --> 00:18:41,221 I'm gonna keep sending you checks 554 00:18:41,300 --> 00:18:42,980 for that demo you're recording, all right? 555 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,600 You don't have to do that, daddy. 556 00:18:44,700 --> 00:18:46,200 Don't skimp on a sound engineer. 557 00:18:46,300 --> 00:18:48,699 Promise me that you'll get someone really solid. 558 00:18:48,700 --> 00:18:50,500 If it costs a few more bucks, I'll send it to you. 559 00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:51,700 You're paying for her demo? 560 00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:52,999 No, no, no. 561 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,399 You know what is really confusing to me is 562 00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:56,600 why you would put together the whole nursery 563 00:18:56,700 --> 00:18:58,800 when you are clearly in love with another woman. 564 00:18:58,900 --> 00:19:00,100 What are you talking about? 565 00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:01,400 I didn't put the nursery together. 566 00:19:01,500 --> 00:19:05,800 Who... oh, my God. 567 00:19:05,900 --> 00:19:07,299 Emma. 568 00:19:07,300 --> 00:19:08,800 Emma did it. 569 00:19:08,900 --> 00:19:10,000 That's a real friend. 570 00:19:10,100 --> 00:19:11,600 - And you can't find that... - Okay. 571 00:19:11,700 --> 00:19:16,300 Please shut your face and get out of my house! 572 00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:20,700 What did we do? 573 00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:22,700 Your driver has an expired registration. 574 00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:24,199 And you have to do this right now? 575 00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:25,499 It's the one thing I have to do right now, you know, 576 00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:26,900 because my job's so uncomplicated. 577 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:30,100 Mark, should I call for backup? 578 00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:32,100 Is that man bothering you? 579 00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:34,400 Mrs. Johanssen, it's Emma Carter, okay? 580 00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:35,700 You know me. I'm a woman. 581 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:37,300 Mrs. Johanssen, everything's fine. 582 00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:38,600 No, you know what? It's not fine. 583 00:19:38,700 --> 00:19:39,800 I get it, all right? 584 00:19:39,900 --> 00:19:42,200 I'm... I'm a bad person, I screw up, 585 00:19:42,300 --> 00:19:44,199 so I am officially sorry, Mark. 586 00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:46,399 I'm sorry to anyone else I may have hurt. 587 00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:49,100 Pakistani man, for whatever I may have done to you. 588 00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:50,300 We have no trouble. 589 00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:51,800 - Okay, thank you. - Are you kidding me? 590 00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:53,600 - Thank you, Mark. - What is going on? 591 00:19:53,700 --> 00:19:54,821 I asked him to pull you over 592 00:19:54,900 --> 00:19:56,699 - because I need to talk to you. - Oh, okay. 593 00:19:56,700 --> 00:19:58,099 All right, what? 594 00:19:58,100 --> 00:19:59,600 I love you, 595 00:19:59,700 --> 00:20:02,600 and I want you to stay here and help me raise this baby. 596 00:20:02,700 --> 00:20:04,700 Oh, this is different. 597 00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:06,300 Okay, what about all that stuff you said 598 00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:07,899 about how I can't handle it? 599 00:20:07,900 --> 00:20:09,300 I don't know if you can handle it. 600 00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:11,599 I honestly don't know if I can handle it, 601 00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:14,500 but I do know that you are the only one that I want with me. 602 00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:16,600 Okay? 603 00:20:16,700 --> 00:20:17,700 Sorry I'm late. 604 00:20:18,900 --> 00:20:20,900 Oh. Oh, man. 605 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:23,600 You'd think I'd have more cardiovascular strength, 606 00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:26,700 what, with all the trumpeting I've been doing. 607 00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:28,099 Emma, what do you say? 608 00:20:28,100 --> 00:20:31,400 Will you stay with me in my stupid trash can? 609 00:20:31,500 --> 00:20:33,399 Yes. 610 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:36,900 Yes, I will stay with you in your stupid trash can. 611 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,900 Kiss her. Kiss her! 612 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,999 It's not like that. We're just very good friends. 613 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,100 I don't care. 614 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:45,700 After all that, somebody has to kiss. 615 00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:47,000 Well, nobody's gonna be kissing, so... 616 00:20:47,100 --> 00:20:49,799 - Yeah. - Oh, my... 617 00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:51,599 - Okay, Zach! - Zach! 618 00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:52,899 Give the people what they want. 619 00:20:52,900 --> 00:20:55,800 People definitely didn't want that. 620 00:20:59,900 --> 00:21:05,600 Synced by emmasan www.addic7ed.com 621 00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:26,800 Get outta there! Get outta there! 622 00:21:28,300 --> 00:21:30,699 We did it! We did it! 623 00:21:30,700 --> 00:21:32,200 Ahhhh. 624 00:21:34,900 --> 00:21:36,799 I did it! Go get a drink. 625 00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:38,799 I can't drink. 626 00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:39,881 Oh, get yourself some milk. 627 00:21:39,931 --> 00:21:44,481 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 45430

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