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You worked for the Wall
Street Journal, New York Times.
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and you want to work here?
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I'm interested in all things Beacon.
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Why do you keep calling me?
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It would be a shame to see you
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throw your career away chasing Bigfoot.
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Did you forget something?
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I have been working with experiencers
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for almost six months.
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I'm not here to talk
about my experience, Ozzie.
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["Do That To Me One More Time" plays]
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Do that to me one more time
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Once is never enough
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With a man like you
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Do that to me one more time
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- What's that noise?
- Oh, that's music.
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Humans like listening to it.
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It relaxes them, makes them dance,
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make 'em feel good.
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It's a good feeling.
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Sounds like the wail of a dying animal.
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You are special.
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Bull... shit.
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What'd she say?
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These accent pillows are 20%
off the regular price, right?
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Yes. $27.85.
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Would you like any information
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about the Crockery
Hutch credit card today?
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- No, thanks.
- Okay.
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Pass that by me one more time
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Once is never enough
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For my heart to hear
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Whoa
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You know what? I don't need a bag.
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Oh, no, it's fine. I got it.
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Sweet mother of pearl!
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Synced and corrected by Aaronnmb
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[Exhales deeply]
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All right, Abraham. You be good.
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Don't order a bunch of room service.
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Hey, Glen. Uh, this ought to
cover me through next month.
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Whoa. Really putting down roots.
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Yeah. You know, maybe
I'll start using the pool.
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We're draining it tomorrow.
Little kid threw up in it.
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Good to know.
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Hey, Albert. What's it gonna be today?
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Smooth jazz or... smooth jazz?
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[Smooth jazz plays]
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I bet ya miss your old job.
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I made you a wheat grass
and beef collagen drink.
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I want nothing to do with that.
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- Don't smell it, just chug it.
- Mnh-mnh.
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- You're my guy.
- Mnh-mnh. Mnh-mnh.
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- You're my guy, yes, you are.
- Mnh-mnh.
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- You're a big strong boy!
- [Groans]
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Mmm! So, how'd it taste?
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Blech!
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[Coughing]
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I don't miss it at all.
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You have a call with the
Austrian distributors at 10:30,
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editorial meeting at 11:00,
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followed by lunch with the Met's
artistic director at Per Se.
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We're going to have to cancel all of it.
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They'd like you to get a doughnut.
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A doughnut?
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I don't want to get a doughnut.
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I'm not supposed to have
a doughnut for six months.
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They'd like you to have one now.
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Shit.
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Hi.
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I'll have a gluten-free
maple bacon scone
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and a cup of earl grey chai
tea with lemon and milk.
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[Exhales deeply]
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[Metal creaking]
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Have a seat, Jonathan.
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[Stool scraping]
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Someone got a haircut.
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We've had some complaints
about your performance.
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That it's too good?
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- [Whispering] Ennis!
- Sorry to bother you at work.
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Ennis, we talked about this.
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I'm Crockery Hutch Gina until 7:30 P.M.
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I know.
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But my kid drew this in school.
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That is a picture of me and
my family and a spaceship,
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and I'm being taken
away, screaming, "Noooo!"
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Yeah, that's an accurate
description of what this is.
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But maybe it's more appropriate
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[Whispering] to talk about
this tonight at group, okay?
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And Ennis, remember, we talked about
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not bringing food into
the Crockery Hutch.
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I know. I don't listen.
I'm a nervous eater.
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I'm not even hungry. I
don't know what to do.
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Can I maybe just... stay
here five more minutes?
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Sure, Ennis. Five minutes.
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[Sighs] Thanks, Gina.
You're really nice.
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_
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I'm not here to be nice.
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- I'm not here to hold your hand.
- _
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I am here to help you face your fear.
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So, I want you to put down the tissues,
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I want you to stand up,
and I want you to say it.
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I-I can't say it.
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Then sing it.
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Yeah, let's try singing it.
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Why not? What is your
fear? Sing it to me.
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I am not my father
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Good!
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I know it's not rational.
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I'm just afraid of
putting the weight back on.
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Give me your hand.
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[Voice wavering] Ohh... there you go.
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No, it... it's melting. Mnh-mnh.
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It's not just the
butter that is melting.
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It's your fear. Okay?
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She thinks I'm selfish,
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just because I won't
go skydiving with her.
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Brian, wake up!
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- Who went horseback riding with you?
- She did.
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Who roasted hops for your homemade beer?
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- She did.
- Isn't it time for you
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to do something that she wants to do?
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But she wants me to jump out of a plane.
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Right, jump out of a plane or
jump out of your relationship.
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- That's like 30,000...
- Are you willing to take a chance?
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- It's about taking chances.
- All I'm s...
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And you will live by
being in your relationship.
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We're out of time. I'm so sorry.
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Ennis: What?
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I said, "Ennis, your
five minutes are up."
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- It's actually been longer.
- I know, I know. Sorry.
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I'll see you tonight, okay?
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And, please, take your pretzel with you.
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Okay, okay, okay.
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How are things lately, Jonathan?
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Any hiccups? Bumps?
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Not that I'm aware of.
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Subject #28409, Ozzie Graham.
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I'm hearing there's a wrinkle?
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Oh, I don't know if it rises
to the level of a wrinkle.
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Um, it's complicated.
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Mm-hmm. Gotcha.
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You know what else is complicated?
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Traveling light-years
to an inhabited planet,
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hiding among their dominant
species for two centuries,
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and subverting them from within.
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- The whole reptilian deal.
- The whole reptilian deal.
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Right.
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Does allowing a highly-valued asset
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to recover his memory
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and join an alien
abduction support group
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help that plan or hurt it?
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- Well, I think it depends.
- It hurts it.
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Hurts it. It hurts it.
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As evidenced by Kurt's
untimely death in the field.
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Oh, Kurt. That was...
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so sad...
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and tr-tragic.
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He was one of the good ones.
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So, I'm curious.
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What steps are you going to
take to mitigate the situation?
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Well, I know 28409.
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I know his psychology,
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and I know what'll
get him out of Beacon.
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- Me.
- You?
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Yes, he hates me.
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I'm like his kryptonite.
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- I don't know what that is.
- The point is, I'm on it.
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Good! Because if you
can't handle it, we will.
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No, I can handle it. We are good.
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You ratted me out, you
bug-eyed little prick!
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John, you sound upset.
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Did you have a bad doughnut?
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I knew it was you. Is this about Kurt?
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Oh, I don't know. Let me ask him.
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Oh, I can't, because he's dead!
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- Hey, that's on him.
- I'd love to chat,
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but I have to go and do
all my dead friend's work.
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Oh, and one more thing.
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Eat shit!
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Ha ha.
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[Plane flies overhead]
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Gina: Brian, you can do this!
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I-I can't do it! Look,
I'll do something else!
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I'll do anything else!
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You can do it, and you will do it,
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because I believe in you
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and you believe in your relationship!
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Trust me. Without risk,
there can be no reward.
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So, jump!
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Jump, Brian.
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[Somber music plays]
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[Sniffling]
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[Sobbing]
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- [Smooth jazz plays]
- _
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_
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[Eerie music plays]
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Reptilian: What have you got there?
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It's a train. My grandma gave it to me.
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Ozzie! Oz-man!
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Wizard of Oz!
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Long time no see!
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Jonathan, what are you doing here? No!
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Hey.
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These buildings are so old.
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And look at the sky... it's so long!
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I can see why you love it here.
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Just out of curiosity, if
a New York media executive
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was thinking about
buying a summer home here,
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what area would he want to be in?
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- What New York media exec...
- Ozzie!
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- You mean you?
- Hey, Ozzie!
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Do you know these guys who are
waving and yelling your name?
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No, they probably think
I'm that dude from Hamilton.
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Happens a lot.
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Ozzie Graham! Get in here, ya big goof!
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What, do you got, potato in your ears?
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We've been calling your
name the whole time.
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Yeah, I... just heard you guys.
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- Like just now.
- Huh.
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Oh, hey, who's your
friend? Is he an athlete?
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Ah! Jonathan Walsh, Glint Enterprises.
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I'm Ozzie's old boss.
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Richard Schultz, Junior V.P.
at Glentech Manufacturing.
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- We make the...
- ... The little jacks,
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at the end of the cord, that
gets you on the Internet.
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Cat 5, USB. You guys
make it all possible!
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- Yeah, we do.
- Wow!
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Gerry Johnson. Tollbooth.
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And Ozzie's best friend.
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Whoa, wait a minute, Gerry.
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I thought I was Ozzie's best friend.
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Ha ha, you're both wrong.
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It's actually a guy named Dwayne.
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He lives in D.C. We've known
each other since kindergarten.
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- Dwayne!
- Ha!
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Dwayne what a name.
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So, uh, how do you guys
all know each other?
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Uh, we should get going.
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- Let's go.
- Okay.
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- We're grabbing lunch.
- Good to meet ya!
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Wow. I-I don't know what
it is. I like that guy.
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He has a nice, firm handshake.
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- He doesn't seem off to you?
- [Scoffs]
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Gerry, I'm a very good
judge of character.
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That guy... is all right.
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[Indistinct talking]
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- Hi, Gina!
- [Gasps]
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Hi! Margaret. You scared me.
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[Laughing] Oh, I didn't
mean to scare you.
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You okay, honey?
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You look like something's bothering you.
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Oh, uh, yeah. No, I'm fine.
255
00:11:12,676 --> 00:11:14,673
- [Rhythmic clicking]
- I had a bit of a breakthrough.
256
00:11:14,675 --> 00:11:17,009
I put butter on my toast this morning.
257
00:11:17,011 --> 00:11:20,145
I did not eat it, but I
was okay being around it.
258
00:11:20,170 --> 00:11:21,544
[Chuckles nervously]
259
00:11:21,569 --> 00:11:22,857
[Sighs]
260
00:11:24,168 --> 00:11:25,834
Is this a bad time?
261
00:11:26,052 --> 00:11:28,020
Should... should I reschedule?
262
00:11:28,022 --> 00:11:30,555
[Clicking continues]
263
00:11:39,633 --> 00:11:41,336
[Engine starts]
264
00:11:41,860 --> 00:11:45,895
265
00:11:54,396 --> 00:11:57,068
Wow, you sure packed a
lot of stuff in there.
266
00:11:57,093 --> 00:11:58,435
Thanks.
267
00:12:02,419 --> 00:12:03,822
You too.
268
00:12:06,060 --> 00:12:07,693
What, uh, what do you want?
269
00:12:07,695 --> 00:12:09,394
I mean, I'm sorry. How are you?
270
00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:12,297
Oh, well... this'll be quick.
271
00:12:12,299 --> 00:12:14,666
I'm struggling with the
emptiness of my life.
272
00:12:14,668 --> 00:12:17,235
[Inhales sharply] And I
need to buy a throw pillow.
273
00:12:17,560 --> 00:12:19,371
Okay, um...
274
00:12:19,373 --> 00:12:21,524
well, uh, let's find you a throw pillow.
275
00:12:21,549 --> 00:12:22,841
- Good.
- Um, I think the...
276
00:12:22,843 --> 00:12:24,743
emptiness thing is gonna
take a little more attention.
277
00:12:24,745 --> 00:12:28,073
We should probably deal
with it tonight in group.
278
00:12:28,151 --> 00:12:30,651
Something that goes with my eyes, maybe?
279
00:12:30,709 --> 00:12:33,106
- OK, so a blue pillow?
- Yeah, or stripes.
280
00:12:36,676 --> 00:12:38,838
Hey, I got to run in here for a minute.
281
00:12:38,863 --> 00:12:40,856
- A funeral home?
- Yeah, I need to...
282
00:12:40,881 --> 00:12:43,815
pick up some info on the obituaries
for something I'm working on.
283
00:12:43,840 --> 00:12:45,297
I'm gonna take a while, probably,
284
00:12:45,299 --> 00:12:46,698
so you can just go on without me.
285
00:12:46,739 --> 00:12:48,627
Oh, no, I'm all good!
I got a call to make.
286
00:12:48,652 --> 00:12:50,348
- I'll be here when you get out.
- Hey, do you have a...
287
00:12:50,373 --> 00:12:51,565
... back door in this place?
288
00:12:51,590 --> 00:12:52,942
No, why? What's going on?
289
00:12:52,967 --> 00:12:54,816
It's my old boss.
290
00:12:54,926 --> 00:12:57,576
He followed me up here to
Beacon to take me to lunch.
291
00:12:57,578 --> 00:13:00,011
I've been trying to ditch him,
but he won't take the hint.
292
00:13:00,013 --> 00:13:02,971
Dude, you literally just
described being a woman.
293
00:13:03,049 --> 00:13:04,483
Welcome to my world.
294
00:13:04,485 --> 00:13:06,127
He's definitely in the group.
295
00:13:06,195 --> 00:13:09,029
By the end of the day, I
promise you, he won't be.
296
00:13:09,727 --> 00:13:10,880
Let's see.
297
00:13:11,901 --> 00:13:13,956
Hmm, not bad.
298
00:13:13,981 --> 00:13:16,300
Looks like Magic
Mike's business manager.
299
00:13:16,325 --> 00:13:17,573
He's walking around here, talking about
300
00:13:17,598 --> 00:13:19,998
he wants to buy some property in Beacon.
301
00:13:20,395 --> 00:13:22,794
Mm, sounds like he might
be in love with you.
302
00:13:22,819 --> 00:13:24,536
- What?
- Just saying.
303
00:13:24,538 --> 00:13:26,071
That'd be really hot.
304
00:13:26,073 --> 00:13:28,964
Also, get me anything you
can find on a Gerry Johnson.
305
00:13:28,989 --> 00:13:30,275
I could sense he didn't like me.
306
00:13:30,277 --> 00:13:33,333
Let's make sure he's not a
thought leader in the community.
307
00:13:33,747 --> 00:13:34,989
Good.
308
00:13:38,719 --> 00:13:42,621
I can't eat that. I can't
eat that. I can't eat that.
309
00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:44,489
You think they do Paleo here?
310
00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:46,019
I'm trying to eat like a caveman.
311
00:13:46,044 --> 00:13:49,856
Can I just say how weird all of this is?
312
00:13:50,098 --> 00:13:53,222
Ozzie, humans have been eating
like this for thousands of years.
313
00:13:53,247 --> 00:13:56,301
Not that! You just show up to
my office all of a sudden, like,
314
00:13:56,303 --> 00:13:58,536
"Hey, it's me, Jonathan Walsh!"
315
00:13:58,723 --> 00:14:01,279
- Are you in love with me?
- Whoa!
316
00:14:01,304 --> 00:14:03,886
Somebody thinks a little
highly of himself, huh?
317
00:14:03,911 --> 00:14:06,527
Okay, I've been working
on this for a few months,
318
00:14:06,552 --> 00:14:08,192
but I can tell you now.
319
00:14:08,217 --> 00:14:10,739
I bought the Beacon Gazette.
320
00:14:11,485 --> 00:14:14,719
Like a... copy? Or the whole thing?
321
00:14:14,721 --> 00:14:17,789
No, the whole thing. Anyway,
the Beacon plan is this.
322
00:14:17,791 --> 00:14:20,725
We streamline it, we modernize it,
323
00:14:20,727 --> 00:14:22,561
and then we make it profitable.
324
00:14:22,563 --> 00:14:23,903
It's a win-win.
325
00:14:23,928 --> 00:14:26,917
So, you mean to tell me you
bought the Beacon Gazette
326
00:14:26,942 --> 00:14:29,734
'cause you're in it for the
betterment of small-town media?
327
00:14:29,736 --> 00:14:32,458
Yeah, yeah. I care
about small-town media.
328
00:14:32,794 --> 00:14:34,425
It's a big thing for me.
329
00:14:34,450 --> 00:14:35,574
You don't seem excited!
330
00:14:35,576 --> 00:14:36,934
The Beacon Gazette's an institution.
331
00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:38,777
It's been with the same
family for over 100 years.
332
00:14:38,779 --> 00:14:41,880
They're not gonna sell it
to some rich lacrosse player
333
00:14:41,882 --> 00:14:44,449
who wants to be a newspaper mogul.
334
00:14:44,474 --> 00:14:46,529
Thank you, Jonathan!
335
00:14:47,155 --> 00:14:48,458
Thank you.
336
00:14:49,731 --> 00:14:50,864
No.
337
00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:52,023
Look at them all.
338
00:14:52,025 --> 00:14:54,626
It was like a third-world
country in here three hours ago.
339
00:14:54,628 --> 00:14:56,355
Now look at it. Ahh.
340
00:14:56,380 --> 00:14:59,552
Hey, Ozzie! Look how big this phone is!
341
00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:02,067
Ohh, that's not a phone.
342
00:15:02,233 --> 00:15:03,866
What's his deal?
343
00:15:05,672 --> 00:15:07,591
[Elevator music plays]
344
00:15:09,998 --> 00:15:11,529
[Sighs]
345
00:15:13,948 --> 00:15:15,342
[Sighs]
346
00:15:23,335 --> 00:15:26,136
[Electricity crackles]
347
00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:30,374
[Rattling]
348
00:15:30,399 --> 00:15:32,179
Aah! Aah!
349
00:15:32,686 --> 00:15:33,811
Aah!
350
00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:38,069
[Screams]
351
00:15:49,345 --> 00:15:51,884
You are special.
352
00:15:53,477 --> 00:15:55,992
Bull... shit.
353
00:15:55,994 --> 00:15:57,158
What'd she say?
354
00:15:57,183 --> 00:15:59,018
I think she said "bullshit."
355
00:15:59,043 --> 00:16:00,196
What is this?
356
00:16:00,198 --> 00:16:02,331
- I don't want to...
- The attitude, oh, my God.
357
00:16:02,333 --> 00:16:04,204
- I'm trying to do my job, all right?
- It's... it's cool.
358
00:16:04,229 --> 00:16:05,727
Go back to sleep.
359
00:16:05,789 --> 00:16:07,954
[Gasps]
360
00:16:15,965 --> 00:16:19,801
361
00:16:21,756 --> 00:16:24,560
- Hey, can I ask you a question?
- Yeah, about what?
362
00:16:25,379 --> 00:16:27,079
That.
363
00:16:29,420 --> 00:16:31,294
Anything in particular?
364
00:16:31,420 --> 00:16:33,990
I wanted to pick your brain.
365
00:16:34,523 --> 00:16:36,690
Do you know a lot about aliens?
366
00:16:36,715 --> 00:16:38,448
Uh, yeah.
367
00:16:38,473 --> 00:16:41,888
You're looking at the foremost
alientologist in Beacon.
368
00:16:43,301 --> 00:16:45,513
Can I buy you a cup of coffee?
369
00:16:45,932 --> 00:16:50,134
I think you and I could
put that expertise to use.
370
00:16:50,159 --> 00:16:52,822
371
00:17:01,459 --> 00:17:02,831
[Indistinct chatter]
372
00:17:02,856 --> 00:17:04,308
[Keyboards clacking]
373
00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:08,761
[Scoffs]
374
00:17:16,299 --> 00:17:17,999
That went very well.
375
00:17:18,001 --> 00:17:20,802
No, Nancy, that went awesome.
376
00:17:20,804 --> 00:17:22,642
How do you know he'll stay away?
377
00:17:23,039 --> 00:17:24,672
I knew he wouldn't stand for this.
378
00:17:24,674 --> 00:17:26,441
He's a principled guy.
379
00:17:26,443 --> 00:17:28,728
It's what I've always liked about him.
380
00:17:33,658 --> 00:17:36,304
Are you a lizard, or are you a man?
381
00:17:37,087 --> 00:17:39,994
I like to think I'm
the best of both worlds.
382
00:17:40,223 --> 00:17:44,058
383
00:17:57,729 --> 00:17:59,880
Deer: Running away
from Walsh again, huh?
384
00:17:59,905 --> 00:18:01,176
Leave me alone!
385
00:18:01,178 --> 00:18:02,986
Sorry, can't do that, buddy.
386
00:18:03,011 --> 00:18:05,251
- So, where are we going?
- We?
387
00:18:05,276 --> 00:18:07,615
Yeah, you can't run away from me.
388
00:18:07,617 --> 00:18:09,401
I go wherever you go.
389
00:18:09,426 --> 00:18:11,103
I'm the fly in your soup.
390
00:18:11,128 --> 00:18:12,898
I'm your brother from another doe.
391
00:18:12,923 --> 00:18:15,314
No. You are not in the bathroom.
392
00:18:15,339 --> 00:18:17,753
You are not in the bathroom.
393
00:18:17,994 --> 00:18:20,246
- Still here, buddy!
- [Gasps]
394
00:18:20,427 --> 00:18:21,869
[Whimpers]
395
00:18:22,311 --> 00:18:25,545
[The Jayhawks' "Blue" plays]
396
00:18:27,037 --> 00:18:30,361
Where have all my friends gone?
397
00:18:30,548 --> 00:18:32,040
They've all disappeared
398
00:18:32,042 --> 00:18:33,841
So, where are we headed?
399
00:18:33,843 --> 00:18:37,345
Stood by unbelieving
400
00:18:37,581 --> 00:18:40,882
Stood by on my own
401
00:18:40,884 --> 00:18:44,686
Always thought I was someone
402
00:18:44,688 --> 00:18:47,639
Turned out I was wrong
403
00:18:49,159 --> 00:18:51,526
You made me feel so blue
404
00:18:51,528 --> 00:18:53,374
Gina: I would like to start...
405
00:18:53,399 --> 00:18:57,147
by reminding everyone how
valuable it is to talk things out.
406
00:18:57,172 --> 00:18:59,545
That's what this group is for.
407
00:19:00,036 --> 00:19:01,373
So blue
408
00:19:01,398 --> 00:19:03,022
This is a safe space.
409
00:19:03,047 --> 00:19:05,990
No one's gonna push
you to do or to say...
410
00:19:06,015 --> 00:19:07,678
anything that you don't want to.
411
00:19:07,703 --> 00:19:11,456
Now, who has something that
they would like to share?
412
00:19:13,222 --> 00:19:15,089
Ozzie: I might have something to share.
413
00:19:15,254 --> 00:19:16,531
Ozzie.
414
00:19:16,556 --> 00:19:18,362
Join us, please.
415
00:19:18,673 --> 00:19:21,040
416
00:19:21,065 --> 00:19:22,800
Go ahead.
417
00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:27,147
I've been having d?j? vu.
418
00:19:27,197 --> 00:19:28,644
Okay.
419
00:19:30,333 --> 00:19:33,683
And I just had an argument with a deer.
420
00:19:33,708 --> 00:19:34,908
Gerry: That's great, buddy.
421
00:19:34,933 --> 00:19:36,347
- Richard: That's the reptiles.
- Very normal.
422
00:19:36,372 --> 00:19:38,814
- If they're in your head, get 'em out.
- Gerry: It's gonna be okay.
423
00:19:38,839 --> 00:19:41,342
That's the first thing that happens.
Then they steal your ovaries.
424
00:19:41,344 --> 00:19:43,339
Did you say "steal ovaries"?
425
00:19:43,364 --> 00:19:46,098
[All chattering]
426
00:20:01,287 --> 00:20:03,721
- Morning, Jonathan.
- Jesus, Nancy.
427
00:20:03,723 --> 00:20:06,071
- You're so silent.
- I think your plan worked.
428
00:20:06,096 --> 00:20:07,462
Looks like he's not coming in today.
429
00:20:07,487 --> 00:20:09,622
- Should we hire his replacement?
- What?
430
00:20:09,647 --> 00:20:11,779
No! No, I'm selling this place.
431
00:20:11,804 --> 00:20:14,405
The real estate's worth
more than the business.
432
00:20:15,669 --> 00:20:17,535
Albert, how's it going?
433
00:20:17,537 --> 00:20:20,529
Ozzie, good. Can you... I
can't get this thing to work.
434
00:20:20,554 --> 00:20:22,349
Sure, let me have a look.
435
00:20:23,316 --> 00:20:24,912
Oh, well you locked it, silly.
436
00:20:24,937 --> 00:20:27,146
- There you go.
- Whoa! It's a radio, too.
437
00:20:27,171 --> 00:20:31,068
Yeah. And after work, I'll show
you how the calculator works.
438
00:20:31,093 --> 00:20:33,115
So, you're sticking around, huh?
439
00:20:33,140 --> 00:20:35,857
Yeah, you know me. I'm a company man.
440
00:20:35,974 --> 00:20:38,217
Love to sit and chat, but...
441
00:20:38,242 --> 00:20:40,388
new boss is kind of a tool.
442
00:20:40,575 --> 00:20:43,341
Ha ha! Ha, that's a good one.
443
00:20:43,366 --> 00:20:45,349
I see what you did there.
444
00:20:45,387 --> 00:20:47,318
We're vibing, right?
445
00:20:48,167 --> 00:20:50,935
Well, I'll just be in my... Yeah.
446
00:20:51,071 --> 00:20:53,200
Best buds for life!
447
00:20:58,632 --> 00:21:01,066
Hey. Hey, it's Ozzie.
448
00:21:01,091 --> 00:21:02,880
I got a favor to ask of you.
449
00:21:03,030 --> 00:21:05,616
You remember when
Jonathan Walsh e-mailed you
450
00:21:05,618 --> 00:21:07,866
his entire contact list by mistake?
451
00:21:07,891 --> 00:21:09,749
Can you send that to me?
452
00:21:09,774 --> 00:21:11,174
Thanks.
453
00:21:11,199 --> 00:21:12,398
Huh?
454
00:21:12,423 --> 00:21:13,622
Oh, yeah!
455
00:21:13,647 --> 00:21:15,429
Rehab's going great.
456
00:21:16,914 --> 00:21:20,937
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