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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,195 --> 00:00:05,726 It has been 302 days since I last saw my wife, Debbie. 2 00:00:05,820 --> 00:00:08,062 - How'd you get my car? - The less you know, the better. 3 00:00:08,087 --> 00:00:09,820 - You are resisting! [Taser crackling] - [People screaming] 4 00:00:09,828 --> 00:00:11,521 I'm a political prisoner! 5 00:00:11,546 --> 00:00:13,245 I'm coming down there. I'll take care of this. 6 00:00:13,247 --> 00:00:15,714 Kurt, let's leave the Earth work to the Earth workers, all right? 7 00:00:15,716 --> 00:00:17,749 - Walsh screwed this up. - Don't get shot. 8 00:00:17,751 --> 00:00:19,684 Time to clean up this mess. 9 00:00:38,027 --> 00:00:39,151 [Telephone rings] 10 00:00:39,153 --> 00:00:40,653 - Hello. - Beacon Police Department. 11 00:00:40,655 --> 00:00:42,688 [Fake accent] There might've been a car accident. 12 00:00:42,691 --> 00:00:44,801 - On Hawthorne Road. - [Thumps, tires screech] 13 00:00:44,826 --> 00:00:47,215 - Oh, shit. - Uh, I swung by Hawthorne Road. 14 00:00:47,240 --> 00:00:50,387 Checked it out. There was... there was one casualty. 15 00:00:50,411 --> 00:00:52,011 Jesus, what a mess. 16 00:00:52,690 --> 00:00:54,847 Uh, it was a... it was a raccoon. 17 00:00:54,872 --> 00:00:56,435 Oh, thank God. 18 00:00:56,567 --> 00:00:57,917 Oh. 19 00:00:57,919 --> 00:01:00,086 Oh, yes, okay. 20 00:01:00,088 --> 00:01:01,454 Thank God. 21 00:01:01,903 --> 00:01:04,192 Oh, seemed so much bigger than a raccoon. 22 00:01:04,216 --> 00:01:06,383 It was quite obese. 23 00:01:06,385 --> 00:01:08,218 Can I get your name, please? 24 00:01:09,287 --> 00:01:10,620 So, what happened? 25 00:01:10,622 --> 00:01:12,489 Looks like he beamed right onto Hawthorne Road. 26 00:01:12,491 --> 00:01:13,990 I took care of the body. 27 00:01:13,992 --> 00:01:16,026 - You're positive he's dead? - He's definitely dead. 28 00:01:16,028 --> 00:01:17,494 You're gonna have to break it to them. 29 00:01:17,496 --> 00:01:20,497 - Can you do it? - That's way above my pay grade. 30 00:01:20,499 --> 00:01:23,366 Yeah, rent-a-cop asshole. 31 00:01:23,368 --> 00:01:25,368 So, you should probably... 32 00:01:25,370 --> 00:01:26,636 I know. 33 00:01:26,638 --> 00:01:28,304 You might want to remove your skin suit. 34 00:01:28,306 --> 00:01:30,636 I'm going like this. 35 00:01:31,766 --> 00:01:33,001 [Whooshes] 36 00:01:33,026 --> 00:01:34,377 Yeah, so, uh, 37 00:01:34,683 --> 00:01:36,950 Glimmer said he beamed right onto the road, 38 00:01:36,952 --> 00:01:38,719 but the car hit him right away. 39 00:01:38,721 --> 00:01:42,456 Anyway, I know you guys all spent a lot of time up here, 40 00:01:42,496 --> 00:01:44,769 so, uh, sorry. 41 00:01:45,733 --> 00:01:47,833 Don: Wait, uh, I don't understand. 42 00:01:47,835 --> 00:01:49,468 Kurt's dead? 43 00:01:49,470 --> 00:01:51,462 This is your fault. 44 00:01:51,487 --> 00:01:53,138 He was cleaning up your mess. 45 00:01:53,140 --> 00:01:57,276 I told you guys I had Ozzie under control, all right? 46 00:01:57,509 --> 00:01:59,945 - Oh, wow. - Oh, here we go. 47 00:01:59,947 --> 00:02:03,482 You know, I mean... I mean, guys... 48 00:02:03,484 --> 00:02:07,186 [Chuckling] Guys, I mean, Kurt's not dead. 49 00:02:07,188 --> 00:02:09,254 He's not dead. He's not. 50 00:02:09,256 --> 00:02:13,118 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No! 51 00:02:13,143 --> 00:02:14,469 No! 52 00:02:14,494 --> 00:02:16,915 No! No! 53 00:02:17,331 --> 00:02:18,626 [Crying] No. 54 00:02:18,651 --> 00:02:20,243 No! 55 00:02:20,518 --> 00:02:22,375 No! 56 00:02:23,368 --> 00:02:26,438 Please, take me instead! 57 00:02:26,758 --> 00:02:30,625 I just can't feel anything anymore. 58 00:02:32,112 --> 00:02:35,440 Phew. Sorry, I was a mess there for a second. 59 00:02:36,417 --> 00:02:40,299 It usually doesn't take me that long to process my emotions. Okay. 60 00:02:40,324 --> 00:02:42,252 Who wants tea? 61 00:02:44,313 --> 00:02:45,908 62 00:02:45,932 --> 00:02:47,861 www.addic7ed.com 63 00:02:49,430 --> 00:02:51,129 Voice: Ozzie. 64 00:02:51,131 --> 00:02:52,464 Ozzie. 65 00:02:52,466 --> 00:02:53,966 Turn it around. 66 00:02:53,968 --> 00:02:57,545 You have to turn one around to make them join up. 67 00:03:01,153 --> 00:03:02,287 Uh! 68 00:03:04,420 --> 00:03:09,217 What exactly does a sponsor for an alien abduction support group do? 69 00:03:09,383 --> 00:03:11,283 I mean, am I supposed to call you 70 00:03:11,285 --> 00:03:14,253 if I feel tempted to talk to aliens or something? 71 00:03:14,255 --> 00:03:17,536 Basically if you wake up in the middle of the night 72 00:03:17,561 --> 00:03:19,600 and you need to talk to somebody, 73 00:03:20,147 --> 00:03:21,692 I'm your guy. 74 00:03:21,717 --> 00:03:23,701 I'll bring you a burrito or whatever. 75 00:03:24,139 --> 00:03:25,787 Why? Do you have something? 76 00:03:26,253 --> 00:03:27,365 Voice: Ozzie. 77 00:03:28,764 --> 00:03:30,311 I'll save it till I need a burrito. 78 00:03:30,336 --> 00:03:32,403 So, does anybody have any... 79 00:03:32,606 --> 00:03:35,303 uh, anyone other... 80 00:03:35,709 --> 00:03:37,009 Richard. 81 00:03:37,011 --> 00:03:38,477 You have something to share? 82 00:03:39,358 --> 00:03:41,303 I do. Thank you. 83 00:03:41,328 --> 00:03:42,356 [Clears throat] 84 00:03:42,381 --> 00:03:45,762 So, as you know, my wife was captured by the Reptilians, 85 00:03:45,787 --> 00:03:49,590 and needless to say, this has been quite an ordeal. 86 00:03:49,615 --> 00:03:51,957 I've done everything possible to find her. 87 00:03:51,959 --> 00:03:54,226 A lesser man would've been destroyed by this, 88 00:03:54,228 --> 00:03:57,362 but, uh, I'm much more resilient than I ever thought. 89 00:03:57,364 --> 00:03:59,197 Wherever she is, I hope she knows 90 00:03:59,199 --> 00:04:00,799 - that I've not given up on her. - _ 91 00:04:00,801 --> 00:04:02,968 So, there haven't really been any new developments here? 92 00:04:02,970 --> 00:04:05,304 Gina, if you would let me finish, 93 00:04:05,306 --> 00:04:08,519 then you would know that you should let me finish. 94 00:04:08,876 --> 00:04:10,509 Because... 95 00:04:10,924 --> 00:04:12,757 they made contact. 96 00:04:13,614 --> 00:04:15,013 [Doorbell rings] 97 00:04:15,015 --> 00:04:16,581 I'm looking for Richard Schultz. 98 00:04:16,583 --> 00:04:19,051 I'm a representative of the Reptilian High Council 99 00:04:19,053 --> 00:04:21,223 and I have some news about his wife. 100 00:04:24,527 --> 00:04:26,183 Are you Richard Schultz? 101 00:04:27,387 --> 00:04:28,493 Yes. 102 00:04:28,495 --> 00:04:30,028 You've been served. 103 00:04:32,012 --> 00:04:33,364 Yvonne: Oh, wow. 104 00:04:33,388 --> 00:04:34,988 It was a long time coming. 105 00:04:35,013 --> 00:04:37,116 That' must've been a hard message to receive, Richard. 106 00:04:37,141 --> 00:04:40,561 Oh, and an even harder message to decode. 107 00:04:40,586 --> 00:04:43,623 Took a while to crack the code, but I did it. 108 00:04:43,648 --> 00:04:47,423 So, first I counted all the words. That's nothing. 109 00:04:47,425 --> 00:04:51,069 Then I circled all the odd or prime-numbered letters, 110 00:04:51,094 --> 00:04:52,862 which is total gibberish, clearly. 111 00:04:52,864 --> 00:04:55,648 - What did it say? - Okay. 112 00:04:57,055 --> 00:04:58,766 "Richard. 113 00:05:00,289 --> 00:05:01,953 "Richard. 114 00:05:05,539 --> 00:05:07,719 "They totes have me. 115 00:05:08,613 --> 00:05:09,945 "Help. 116 00:05:12,695 --> 00:05:14,061 "Deeply, Debbie." 117 00:05:14,086 --> 00:05:17,203 Richard, those are divorce papers. 118 00:05:17,228 --> 00:05:18,854 To the untrained eye. 119 00:05:18,856 --> 00:05:20,125 [Scoffs] 120 00:05:20,725 --> 00:05:22,391 You're not a trained therapist. 121 00:05:22,393 --> 00:05:24,647 - I know that. - I'm not sure that you do. 122 00:05:24,672 --> 00:05:26,295 I would know if I was a trained therapist, Gina. 123 00:05:26,297 --> 00:05:30,095 Listen, I need you to go easy on Richard, okay? 124 00:05:30,392 --> 00:05:32,235 He's what we call... 125 00:05:33,681 --> 00:05:35,828 - fragile. - I don't think fragile's a clinical term. 126 00:05:35,853 --> 00:05:38,752 And we let people work through things in their own time. 127 00:05:38,777 --> 00:05:40,810 Gina, the guy is struggling with something. 128 00:05:40,812 --> 00:05:42,678 Somebody needs to tell him the truth. 129 00:05:42,680 --> 00:05:45,147 Who's truth? Your truth? My truth? 130 00:05:45,149 --> 00:05:47,049 Richard's truth is Richard's, 131 00:05:47,051 --> 00:05:49,977 and he needs to come to that in his own time. 132 00:05:50,002 --> 00:05:51,836 I need you to do me a favor and pretty please, 133 00:05:51,861 --> 00:05:54,580 just don't push him into a nervous breakdown. 134 00:05:55,827 --> 00:05:57,260 Ozzie. 135 00:05:57,507 --> 00:05:59,365 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 136 00:05:59,390 --> 00:06:02,598 Well, well, well, look who finally decided to show up. 137 00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:04,033 - Me! - Oh. 138 00:06:04,035 --> 00:06:06,335 - Hey, Gerry. Where were you? - Where was I? 139 00:06:06,337 --> 00:06:09,972 Uh, in jail for the last six days. 140 00:06:09,974 --> 00:06:11,761 And no one came to bail me out? 141 00:06:11,786 --> 00:06:13,809 Oh, well, I thought Kelly was gonna get you out. 142 00:06:13,811 --> 00:06:15,442 Kelly: It was... no, it was Chelsea. 143 00:06:15,536 --> 00:06:17,059 - Actually, it was... - Hello! 144 00:06:17,084 --> 00:06:18,948 Oh, of course I have time to upgrade my cable service. 145 00:06:18,950 --> 00:06:20,716 That's not even a phone. 146 00:06:21,184 --> 00:06:23,606 - Anything? - You missed the meeting. 147 00:06:23,888 --> 00:06:25,821 And you... you were my one phone call. 148 00:06:25,823 --> 00:06:29,492 I'm sorry, Gerry. I... I had kind of a weird night. 149 00:06:29,494 --> 00:06:32,505 [Cellphone vibrating] 150 00:06:32,530 --> 00:06:35,031 Hey, Gina, it's me, Gerry, from group. 151 00:06:35,056 --> 00:06:38,708 - I'm scared. I'm in jail and... - This mailbox is full. [beep] 152 00:06:38,733 --> 00:06:42,005 - Whoa, what happened to your car? - I-I-I hit a raccoon. 153 00:06:42,145 --> 00:06:44,073 That must've been one fat-ass raccoon. 154 00:06:44,075 --> 00:06:46,434 - Yeah, it was. - How'd you not see it? 155 00:06:46,919 --> 00:06:49,445 - Wait a minute, you hit an animal? - Gina: Yes. 156 00:06:49,637 --> 00:06:51,380 - Are you experiencing visions? - Oh, God. 157 00:06:51,382 --> 00:06:55,785 Gerry, sometimes a car accident is just a car accident, okay? 158 00:06:55,787 --> 00:06:56,980 Okay. 159 00:06:57,005 --> 00:06:58,187 Where'd it happen? 160 00:06:58,189 --> 00:07:01,161 Somewhere, um, out on Hawthorne Road. 161 00:07:01,726 --> 00:07:03,092 [Engine starts] 162 00:07:03,117 --> 00:07:04,714 Hawthorne Road. 163 00:07:04,739 --> 00:07:08,103 Hey, that was pretty intense in there. 164 00:07:08,128 --> 00:07:09,765 Oh, you're telling me. 165 00:07:09,767 --> 00:07:11,267 So, what's your next move? 166 00:07:11,367 --> 00:07:14,835 Well, I'm supposed to go in for some "mediation," 167 00:07:14,860 --> 00:07:16,839 but clearly that's a trap. 168 00:07:16,841 --> 00:07:19,032 You know, if you're worried, I... 169 00:07:19,469 --> 00:07:21,164 I could go with you. 170 00:07:23,348 --> 00:07:25,348 I just want to prepare you. 171 00:07:25,755 --> 00:07:29,051 We are about to go into the shit. 172 00:07:29,552 --> 00:07:31,420 The Reptilian den. 173 00:07:32,005 --> 00:07:33,089 Their nest. 174 00:07:33,091 --> 00:07:37,827 Really? 'Cause it says we're going to the offices of Mu?oz, Sherman, and Lane. 175 00:07:37,829 --> 00:07:40,187 So, here's how it might go down. 176 00:07:40,695 --> 00:07:42,201 Reptilians are very charming, 177 00:07:42,226 --> 00:07:44,710 so they might greet you warmly. 178 00:07:44,960 --> 00:07:46,849 If they offer you a beverage, don't take it. 179 00:07:46,874 --> 00:07:49,972 I mean, actually do take it, but do not drink it. 180 00:07:51,265 --> 00:07:53,476 All right, thanks for the heads up. 181 00:08:11,190 --> 00:08:12,889 Jeff. 182 00:08:13,511 --> 00:08:15,574 You think we should have a funeral? 183 00:08:15,683 --> 00:08:17,324 Why would we do that? 184 00:08:17,995 --> 00:08:22,139 'Cause Kurt was our friend and we lost him and we'll miss him. 185 00:08:22,141 --> 00:08:24,207 You sound like an idiot right now. 186 00:08:24,574 --> 00:08:26,628 If Kurt was alive, he'd agree. 187 00:08:26,910 --> 00:08:28,298 But you know what? 188 00:08:28,323 --> 00:08:29,922 He's dead. 189 00:08:31,136 --> 00:08:33,088 Here's a guy who was here. Now he's not. 190 00:08:33,113 --> 00:08:36,449 He was a co-worker, and now he's a no-worker, 191 00:08:37,042 --> 00:08:39,183 like you, Don. 192 00:08:39,511 --> 00:08:43,087 Ozzie: Hey, Mom. Did... did we ever go to Beacon when I was little? 193 00:08:43,089 --> 00:08:44,522 Ozzie's Mom: No. Not that I remember. 194 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:46,642 W-What about Dad? Mayb... maybe he took me? 195 00:08:46,667 --> 00:08:49,661 God knows where he might've taken you on one of his weekends. 196 00:08:49,663 --> 00:08:52,397 Did you know he took you to the bank for your birthday 197 00:08:52,399 --> 00:08:54,918 so he could get a free mug, that cheap mother... 198 00:08:54,943 --> 00:08:56,277 O-Okay, great. 199 00:08:56,302 --> 00:08:58,602 Uh, take care. I love you. 200 00:09:03,050 --> 00:09:04,942 - Are you all right? - I'm good. 201 00:09:04,944 --> 00:09:06,206 Really? 202 00:09:07,597 --> 00:09:10,481 Ozzie, I can't believe it's come to this. 203 00:09:11,894 --> 00:09:14,839 We should never have gone on that camping trip. 204 00:09:15,503 --> 00:09:16,788 It started out good. 205 00:09:16,790 --> 00:09:19,636 We both liked spending time with each other. 206 00:09:20,339 --> 00:09:21,859 - Cheers. - Cheers. 207 00:09:21,861 --> 00:09:23,061 We were soul mates. 208 00:09:23,064 --> 00:09:24,223 [Laughs] 209 00:09:24,248 --> 00:09:25,397 Ooh! Shooting star. 210 00:09:25,399 --> 00:09:26,999 - [Gasps] - [Electricity crackles] 211 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,024 Aah! 212 00:09:28,766 --> 00:09:32,403 But then after we were taken, she was different. 213 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:35,773 Sounds like you, uh, really had something special. 214 00:09:37,445 --> 00:09:39,320 - Thank you. - Yeah. 215 00:09:43,547 --> 00:09:45,031 Oh, my God. 216 00:09:45,525 --> 00:09:46,984 There she is. 217 00:09:47,009 --> 00:09:50,778 She looks amazing for someone who's been in captivity. 218 00:09:52,649 --> 00:09:54,836 They must've given her highlights. 219 00:09:56,801 --> 00:09:58,617 But to what end? 220 00:09:58,642 --> 00:10:01,677 221 00:10:05,283 --> 00:10:06,757 [Sighs] 222 00:10:08,303 --> 00:10:09,336 Huh. 223 00:10:12,115 --> 00:10:13,726 Yvonne: Hey, Gerry. 224 00:10:14,371 --> 00:10:16,063 Say no to crack. 225 00:10:16,406 --> 00:10:17,453 [Laughs] 226 00:10:17,478 --> 00:10:18,483 What? 227 00:10:18,508 --> 00:10:20,442 Your butt crack was showing. 228 00:10:20,444 --> 00:10:22,277 What are you doing out here? 229 00:10:22,279 --> 00:10:25,146 Just investigating some inconsistencies. 230 00:10:25,148 --> 00:10:26,531 What am I looking at, Gerry? 231 00:10:26,556 --> 00:10:29,790 It's just a random piece of fresh blacktop. 232 00:10:29,853 --> 00:10:32,109 Hold on. Gina told me she hit a raccoon. 233 00:10:32,134 --> 00:10:34,545 So? Gina hit a raccoon. So what? 234 00:10:34,570 --> 00:10:37,525 Is this or is this not in the shape of a body? 235 00:10:37,527 --> 00:10:40,023 How many different positions did you lay in before you figured that out? 236 00:10:40,048 --> 00:10:41,296 A lot. 237 00:10:42,655 --> 00:10:44,288 What do you think? Is this crazy? 238 00:10:44,313 --> 00:10:46,850 Yeah, I mean, it's crazy that they filled up this spot 239 00:10:46,875 --> 00:10:48,718 but totally ignored that pothole 240 00:10:48,743 --> 00:10:51,875 that's been there for, like, over a year. 241 00:10:52,743 --> 00:10:55,310 - Oh, shit. - Oh, shit. 242 00:10:55,312 --> 00:10:56,945 Oh, my gosh. 243 00:10:56,947 --> 00:11:00,359 Counsel for Mr. Schultz, are you ready to proceed? 244 00:11:01,516 --> 00:11:04,763 - Sidebar. - This is not a court of law. 245 00:11:04,788 --> 00:11:06,530 Did you tell them that I'm your lawyer? 246 00:11:06,569 --> 00:11:09,561 I-I-I... All lawyers are Reptilians. 247 00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:10,741 Oh, my God. 248 00:11:10,766 --> 00:11:11,870 Please, I need you. 249 00:11:11,895 --> 00:11:14,633 I-I... Please do not leave me here. 250 00:11:14,658 --> 00:11:17,415 - No. - Mr. Schultz. 251 00:11:18,729 --> 00:11:22,166 All right, let's, uh, law it up. 252 00:11:22,191 --> 00:11:23,611 Doesn't make any sense. 253 00:11:23,636 --> 00:11:25,941 Why would they pave over a random stretch of road? 254 00:11:25,943 --> 00:11:28,343 Okay, this is gonna sound a little left field, 255 00:11:28,345 --> 00:11:31,197 but I read on the Internet 256 00:11:31,222 --> 00:11:34,298 that Reptilians' blood is acidic. 257 00:11:34,584 --> 00:11:36,618 Yeah, I bet that can corrode concrete. 258 00:11:36,643 --> 00:11:38,119 That's genius. 259 00:11:38,121 --> 00:11:39,361 Gina didn't hit a raccoon. 260 00:11:39,386 --> 00:11:41,470 She hit a Reptilian and it melted into the ground. 261 00:11:41,495 --> 00:11:45,230 And then they paved it to cover it up. 262 00:11:46,530 --> 00:11:49,431 Oh, you have a little something. 263 00:11:49,433 --> 00:11:51,083 No, right... 264 00:11:53,670 --> 00:11:55,106 Here. 265 00:11:56,530 --> 00:11:59,564 266 00:12:05,415 --> 00:12:07,682 I got to go to the post office 267 00:12:07,684 --> 00:12:09,484 because I have to... 268 00:12:09,486 --> 00:12:11,020 test all of the pens. 269 00:12:11,045 --> 00:12:12,364 Totally. 270 00:12:13,246 --> 00:12:15,991 Uh, thanks for the e-egg salad. 271 00:12:15,993 --> 00:12:17,934 It was righteous. 272 00:12:17,959 --> 00:12:20,176 - Just eat the rest of it. - Yeah. 273 00:12:20,504 --> 00:12:22,230 Okay, bye. 274 00:12:22,232 --> 00:12:25,200 I think you'll find our terms very agreeable. 275 00:12:26,271 --> 00:12:29,534 I probably will because I'm a lawyer. 276 00:12:31,041 --> 00:12:32,378 Uh... 277 00:12:33,315 --> 00:12:37,362 She's being really generous. She's giving you everything. 278 00:12:41,318 --> 00:12:42,667 Debbie. 279 00:12:43,387 --> 00:12:46,308 Debbie, please look at me. 280 00:12:47,417 --> 00:12:51,059 Blink twice if the Reptilians are making you do this. 281 00:12:51,061 --> 00:12:53,128 Richard, there aren't any Reptilians. 282 00:12:53,130 --> 00:12:55,276 There's one right there! He looks so much like a reptile! 283 00:12:55,301 --> 00:12:57,899 I'm sitting here by myself begging you, 284 00:12:57,901 --> 00:13:00,502 - please sign the papers! - No, you're not... no! 285 00:13:00,504 --> 00:13:02,908 - No, Debbie. - Richard. 286 00:13:03,758 --> 00:13:05,558 Please. 287 00:13:15,494 --> 00:13:17,118 Thank you. Thank you. 288 00:13:17,120 --> 00:13:19,587 That was pretty tough what you did back there. 289 00:13:19,986 --> 00:13:21,876 - Yeah. - How do you feel about it? 290 00:13:23,915 --> 00:13:25,326 Pretty good, actually. 291 00:13:25,351 --> 00:13:26,485 Well, it's over. 292 00:13:26,510 --> 00:13:28,188 - Oh, my God. - You were great. 293 00:13:28,823 --> 00:13:30,156 Shit! 294 00:13:30,181 --> 00:13:32,214 - God damn it! - _ 295 00:13:38,233 --> 00:13:40,053 Scared? Well... 296 00:13:40,757 --> 00:13:42,461 yes, yes, I was scared. 297 00:13:42,734 --> 00:13:48,105 But at a certain point, you just have to face the facts. 298 00:13:49,042 --> 00:13:52,459 And, uh, mad props to old Ozzie here, 299 00:13:52,484 --> 00:13:55,813 'cause I never could've done it without him there. 300 00:13:55,858 --> 00:13:59,694 Sorry, so you saw Debbie in person? 301 00:13:59,719 --> 00:14:00,796 I did. 302 00:14:00,821 --> 00:14:02,951 And you got divorced? You signed the papers? 303 00:14:02,976 --> 00:14:04,241 [Chuckles] 304 00:14:04,857 --> 00:14:07,458 Well, let's just say that I left my mark. 305 00:14:08,134 --> 00:14:10,919 - "Suck Reptilian dicks," Richard? - Yeah. 306 00:14:10,944 --> 00:14:14,216 What did your Reptile lawyer think about that, huh? 307 00:14:14,248 --> 00:14:15,911 I knew that this stupid meeting was the only place 308 00:14:15,936 --> 00:14:17,341 where you could not ignore me. 309 00:14:17,366 --> 00:14:20,082 Would you please, please just sign the papers already? 310 00:14:20,107 --> 00:14:21,350 Please? 311 00:14:23,443 --> 00:14:25,059 Never! 312 00:14:25,481 --> 00:14:26,643 [Door slams] 313 00:14:26,668 --> 00:14:28,045 Hi, Debbie. 314 00:14:28,047 --> 00:14:29,313 Welcome back. 315 00:14:29,315 --> 00:14:30,915 Welcome back? 316 00:14:30,917 --> 00:14:33,767 Debbie used to be a member of... of StarCrossed, 317 00:14:33,792 --> 00:14:36,211 - ... along with Richard. - Cut the shit, Gina, okay? 318 00:14:36,236 --> 00:14:38,722 I cannot believe that you are still enabling this lunacy. 319 00:14:39,088 --> 00:14:40,555 And you? 320 00:14:40,556 --> 00:14:42,290 You're his lawyer. You should know better. 321 00:14:42,315 --> 00:14:43,650 I'm not... 322 00:14:44,493 --> 00:14:46,736 You're the lawyer. Go fix it. 323 00:14:52,112 --> 00:14:53,545 What's up, Yvonne? 324 00:14:53,570 --> 00:14:55,203 Hey, Gerry. 325 00:14:55,217 --> 00:14:56,616 Nice weather we're having. 326 00:14:56,618 --> 00:14:58,467 Yeah, we're inside. 327 00:14:58,492 --> 00:14:59,858 Right. 328 00:14:59,883 --> 00:15:01,783 Perfect 72. 329 00:15:02,091 --> 00:15:05,006 So, that was fun yesterday hanging out with you. 330 00:15:05,061 --> 00:15:06,460 Yeah. 331 00:15:06,462 --> 00:15:08,295 I had a nice time, too. 332 00:15:08,297 --> 00:15:09,396 Surprisingly. 333 00:15:09,398 --> 00:15:11,134 Too bad we hit a dead end. 334 00:15:11,159 --> 00:15:13,567 Yeah, well, here's the thing. 335 00:15:13,569 --> 00:15:15,534 I went down to City Services. 336 00:15:15,684 --> 00:15:16,737 You did? 337 00:15:16,739 --> 00:15:19,907 Yes, and I got in contact with Animal Control, 338 00:15:19,909 --> 00:15:21,842 and there wasn't any record 339 00:15:21,844 --> 00:15:26,513 of a raccoon corpse removal for the past two weeks. 340 00:15:26,515 --> 00:15:28,929 - No. - Yes. 341 00:15:29,578 --> 00:15:32,419 Richard. Come on. Richard! 342 00:15:32,421 --> 00:15:33,854 Hey, Debbie. 343 00:15:33,856 --> 00:15:35,723 You... you seem really upset. 344 00:15:35,725 --> 00:15:37,358 I do? Do I seem upse... No, I'm totally fine. 345 00:15:37,360 --> 00:15:39,693 Oh, I know why I'm upset. Because I'm still married. 346 00:15:39,695 --> 00:15:40,860 [Slurping] 347 00:15:41,453 --> 00:15:43,017 Can I help you? 348 00:15:45,935 --> 00:15:49,436 You know, why don't we talk somewhere a little more private? 349 00:15:49,438 --> 00:15:51,872 I'm not actually his lawyer. I'm... 350 00:15:53,208 --> 00:15:55,709 kind of a friend of Richard's. 351 00:15:55,711 --> 00:15:57,244 - I'm in the group. - Of course. 352 00:15:57,246 --> 00:15:58,896 Just another crazy person... 353 00:15:58,921 --> 00:16:00,481 - ... enabling him. - No, no, no, no, no, no. 354 00:16:00,483 --> 00:16:02,816 I am the most sane person in that room. 355 00:16:02,818 --> 00:16:04,151 I have a master's degree. 356 00:16:04,153 --> 00:16:06,020 Look, the only reason Richard went to mediation 357 00:16:06,022 --> 00:16:07,855 is because I talked him into it. 358 00:16:07,857 --> 00:16:10,357 I'm trying to get him to face the truth. 359 00:16:10,359 --> 00:16:15,663 And... it might help if I knew what actually happened on that camping trip. 360 00:16:15,665 --> 00:16:16,998 That was his idea. 361 00:16:17,023 --> 00:16:18,959 I hate the outdoors, 362 00:16:19,232 --> 00:16:22,369 which is something that Richard would know if he ever listened to me. 363 00:16:23,178 --> 00:16:25,283 He told me to pack for a romantic getaway. 364 00:16:25,308 --> 00:16:26,807 I thought we were going to Jamaica, 365 00:16:26,809 --> 00:16:28,904 not Fish Kill State Park. 366 00:16:29,787 --> 00:16:31,812 I mean, you know, at that point in our relationship, 367 00:16:31,814 --> 00:16:33,614 we could barely sustain a conversation, 368 00:16:33,616 --> 00:16:35,337 let alone go on a vacation together. 369 00:16:35,362 --> 00:16:37,485 Is that a shooting star? 370 00:16:40,389 --> 00:16:42,337 I want a divorce. 371 00:16:42,458 --> 00:16:45,234 He makes it seem like, you know, everything was fine 372 00:16:45,259 --> 00:16:46,548 before we got abducted, 373 00:16:46,573 --> 00:16:48,796 - ... but we were unhappy... - Wait, so you were abducted? 374 00:16:49,226 --> 00:16:50,360 Aah! 375 00:16:50,533 --> 00:16:52,366 [Stammers, sighs] 376 00:16:52,813 --> 00:16:55,379 You know, honestly, I don't... I don't know. 377 00:16:55,404 --> 00:16:58,539 Maybe. Doesn't matter. At some point, you have to make a choice. 378 00:16:58,541 --> 00:17:00,741 Do you want to chase the truth or do you want to be happy? 379 00:17:00,743 --> 00:17:02,810 What if you can't be happy without the truth? 380 00:17:02,812 --> 00:17:05,713 You are never gonna know what happened to you. 381 00:17:05,715 --> 00:17:07,817 Stop torturing yourself. 382 00:17:07,842 --> 00:17:09,215 Move on. 383 00:17:09,875 --> 00:17:12,184 And help me move on, too. 384 00:17:15,907 --> 00:17:18,941 385 00:17:21,816 --> 00:17:23,697 Hey, Richard. 386 00:17:33,868 --> 00:17:35,006 [Pen clicks] 387 00:17:40,514 --> 00:17:42,920 I always thought Debbie was... 388 00:17:44,100 --> 00:17:45,655 - Debbie was kind of... - A bitch. 389 00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:46,817 Yeah. Right. 390 00:17:46,842 --> 00:17:50,758 You know, they say that single's the new married. 391 00:17:50,760 --> 00:17:53,143 I've been married. It's not. 392 00:17:56,956 --> 00:17:58,870 Richard, how are you feeling? 393 00:18:00,151 --> 00:18:01,168 [Sighs] 394 00:18:01,170 --> 00:18:03,837 I don't know why I denied it for so long. 395 00:18:05,331 --> 00:18:09,018 Debbie is not a prisoner of the Reptilians. 396 00:18:15,510 --> 00:18:19,420 Because she has been a Reptilian the whole time. 397 00:18:19,422 --> 00:18:21,021 - [Sighs] - Oh, buddy. 398 00:18:21,355 --> 00:18:22,867 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 399 00:18:22,892 --> 00:18:25,959 Let's hear him out. We're here to listen. 400 00:18:26,424 --> 00:18:27,561 Thank you, Ozzie. 401 00:18:27,563 --> 00:18:31,365 Yes, I have a lot of clues, I have a lot of evidence, 402 00:18:31,367 --> 00:18:34,201 and it would be very healing for me 403 00:18:34,203 --> 00:18:37,537 to give it all to you right now... 404 00:18:37,899 --> 00:18:40,007 um... in order. 405 00:18:40,009 --> 00:18:43,377 So, on our wedding night, I noticed that her hands were very cold. 406 00:18:43,597 --> 00:18:45,592 Reptilians have bad circulation. 407 00:18:48,175 --> 00:18:50,041 Would you like to say a few words? 408 00:18:51,214 --> 00:18:52,711 No. 409 00:18:55,167 --> 00:18:56,596 Just a few? 410 00:18:58,706 --> 00:19:00,112 [Sighs] 411 00:19:03,167 --> 00:19:05,357 An employee has expired. 412 00:19:06,073 --> 00:19:07,159 And... 413 00:19:09,385 --> 00:19:10,596 [Sighs] 414 00:19:10,998 --> 00:19:12,397 - And... - [sighs] 415 00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:15,900 It's okay. Let it out. 416 00:19:20,096 --> 00:19:23,112 I want revenge! 417 00:19:23,698 --> 00:19:25,900 Okay, all feelings are valid. 418 00:19:25,925 --> 00:19:28,159 I want to bathe in their blood! 419 00:19:28,471 --> 00:19:31,714 They will feel what Kurt felt 420 00:19:31,854 --> 00:19:34,448 when I avenge his murder! 421 00:19:34,667 --> 00:19:36,187 Good sharing. 422 00:19:36,901 --> 00:19:39,854 Did you, uh, get it out of your system? 423 00:19:43,487 --> 00:19:45,010 [Sighs] 424 00:19:45,206 --> 00:19:47,098 Can I have a moment alone with him? 425 00:19:47,737 --> 00:19:48,967 Sure. 426 00:19:56,300 --> 00:19:58,347 Who did this to you? 427 00:19:59,936 --> 00:20:02,970 428 00:20:13,082 --> 00:20:14,942 - [Tablet chimes] - Don't get shot. 429 00:20:22,175 --> 00:20:23,550 Empathy. 430 00:20:26,432 --> 00:20:27,878 I will find you. 431 00:20:32,831 --> 00:20:36,166 Love is a burning thing 432 00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:39,370 And it makes a fiery ring 433 00:20:40,139 --> 00:20:43,556 I was bound by wild desire 434 00:20:44,009 --> 00:20:47,205 I fell into a ring of fire 435 00:20:47,769 --> 00:20:51,214 - [Sighs] - I fell into a burning ring of fire 436 00:20:51,216 --> 00:20:55,018 I went down, down, down as the flames got higher 437 00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:57,354 And it burns, burns, burns 438 00:20:57,356 --> 00:20:59,156 The ring of fire 439 00:20:59,158 --> 00:21:00,924 The ring of fire 440 00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:03,302 The ring of fire 441 00:21:03,927 --> 00:21:06,029 - Aah! - [Hula music plays] 442 00:21:06,031 --> 00:21:09,566 443 00:21:09,695 --> 00:21:13,281 444 00:21:13,331 --> 00:21:17,881 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 31171

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