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This is Ozzie Graham
reporting on StarCrossed,
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a support group for people who believe
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they've been abducted by aliens
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You did call these people weirdos.
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That's no reason to
ruin somebody's life!
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- [Screams]
- [Tires screech]
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Something happened to me. I
need to find out what it is.
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My name is Ozzie Graham,
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and I'm an experiencer.
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Hey, bud! I seem to keep missing you.
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Listen, I know I'm not
your favorite guy lately,
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- but I thought I'd check in.
- _
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I'd love it if you'd pick
up one of these times I call.
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- We'll mend our fences.
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And if working at a small-town
paper ever loses its charm,
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you're always welcome
back at Glint, buddy.
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Anyway, I'm gonna keep
calling you until I get you.
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We miss you here on Earth.
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Hey, excuse me. Ozzie Graham.
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I'm taking over the police blotter
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for the Beacon Daily Gazette.
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Oh.
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Anything to report?
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- Let's see. This week?
- Yeah.
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A man shot a squirrel.
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Oh, wait, wait. Shot at a squirrel.
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- He missed.
- Wow.
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You guys have my car
in impound, by the way.
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I thought I recognized you.
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You hit a deer.
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Car accidents involving animals
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are sometimes cover memories
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used to mask alien encounters.
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- [Screams]
- [Tires screech]
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I'm not suggesting you did that
on purpose or murdered a deer.
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It seems like that's
what you're suggesting.
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Synced and corrected by Aaronnmb
www.addic7ed.com
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So, did you get a chance to spend
some time with the orientation binder?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Cover to cover.
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- So, what'd you think?
- It was pretty dense.
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Thanks, man. I need to
rewrite the foreword.
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There's a lot of science
that's changed, but...
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And any thought to picking a sponsor?
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- Sponsor?
- Chapter seven.
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Right. Chapter seven.
The... the sponsor.
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It's kind of like an A.A. type of thing.
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- Exactly. Very similar.
- Bingo.
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Not dissimilar at all.
That's a great insight.
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We encourage everyone to kind
of find that "special someone."
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You know, it's really important
to have someone that you can call.
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Maybe late at night if
you're lonely or confused.
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I like to think of sponsorship
really as kind of the emotional glue
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that seals the bond with the group.
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This could be us, buddy.
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People won't know where
you start and I begin.
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You know, th-that sounds great,
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but also, it sounds like
a really big decision,
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and I-I don't want to rush into it.
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It is a really important decision,
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and it's also really important
that you try to make it
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by the end of tonight's session.
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I'm gonna ask that of you.
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Sure.
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- It's a good idea.
- [Whimpers]
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Ozzie.
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- Ozzie.
- Huh?
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You'll make the right
choice. I know you.
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Don't put that much
pressure on yourself.
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[Laughs]
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You looked a little
spooked for a second there.
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[Insects chirping]
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- Hey.
- Yeah?
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Heard you're hard up for a sponsor.
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Word travels fast in this group.
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But my heart goes out to anyone
who's been messed with by Greys.
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Well, thanks, Ennis. I
really appreciate it, but I...
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I've got a microphone in my head.
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Yeah, the feedback, it's just...
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What?
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You know, I think the meeting's
getting ready to start.
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- No, you just said something.
- I didn't say anything.
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Why don't we just [Hums] focus in?
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Okay.
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So, Kelly,
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what do you remember
about your experience?
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It was just after 1:00 a.m.
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[Electricity crackles]
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And he appeared.
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Hi. [Chuckles]
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- I can't really describe how I felt.
- You want to try?
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Like, emotionally horny.
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I don't know how else to describe it.
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It's amazing. We... we talked all night.
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He was, like... an amazing listener.
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And then the next thing
I know, he was gone.
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He's probably married.
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That sounds like a positive experience.
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I just couldn't help but notice
that there were similarities
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between Chelsea's
experience and Kelly's,
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because you both had intimate encounters
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with a tall, pale, long-haired being
that smelled vaguely of lavender.
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No, our... our experiences
are nothing alike.
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Yeah. Mine wasn't pornographic.
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Well, maybe he just wasn't
interested in seeing you naked.
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Or maybe I don't jump
on every alien dick
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- that shows up in my kitchen.
- Oh!
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There is nothing wrong
with the female orgasm.
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- Um, there is when it's yours.
- Oh.
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Gina: Okay, okay. You know what?
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[Indistinct conversation]
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- [Doug sighs]
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- Oh, my God.
- Chelsea, stop, stop, stop.
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We're not here to do that, okay? Okay?
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No one is trying to
censor your sexuality!
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Our experiences are
not competitions, right?
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Ozzie, um, what were you
trying to do, uh, there?
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Look, I just thought it'd be helpful
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if we just identified
some of the patterns
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- in everybody's experiences.
- Right.
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So that way we could investigate
what's going on, and...
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Okay, you know what?
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Figure out the truth of
what's happening to us.
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I-I-I'm gonna pause you right there.
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StarCrossed is a place where
we talk about our feelings.
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We're not an investigative group.
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- Well, it should be.
- But we're not, okay?
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- Well, we should be.
- We are not, and that's the point.
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I'm just saying it's
something I've always felt.
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I'm sharing it, so...
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It seems silly to deny the
similarities in everyone's experiences.
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We all saw a bright light.
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We were all told we were special.
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Richard: Clearly, we're not all special.
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Kelly and Chelsea both gave it up
for the same smooth-talking alien.
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- Oh, my God!
- Give it up. We were just talking.
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- They were different beings!
- Do you even listen?
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Ladies, ladies. All I'm saying,
like in the words of Fleetwood Mac,
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thunder is an indication
that rain is coming.
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- That's not the correct lyric!
- No. You don't know the quote.
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- Richard, it's not what they say.
- Gina: Can we try to talk about this?
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It's not helpful to talk about lyrics.
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[Indistinct arguing]
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I'm trying to make a point here, ladies.
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- Gina, excuse me. Gina, can we talk?
- Oh
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- Uh, hi, Father.
- I was thinking now in my office.
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Okay.
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I guess quick pee break, everyone.
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[Sighs]
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Proximity.
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What?
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That's what I can offer as your sponsor.
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I live very close to your motel.
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I have a lot of free
time on my hands, as well,
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'cause Debbie was taken. [Sighs]
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It's a big hole to fill.
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- How do you know where I live?
- I can also offer you a coffee.
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I'll bring you one when I show up.
I'm a bit of a Sanka man myself.
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I know where you live, too,
man. I got tons of time.
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Way more than him. I got nothing to do.
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- Like that's a selling point?
- What do you care?
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You're already somebody's sponsor.
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- You sponsor Ennis.
- Oh, God. That doesn't count.
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I mean, all he does is
talk about crop rotation.
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So? That's part of the deal.
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The deal is talking about alien issues,
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and I can't get him on the subject.
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- It's all related, Richard.
- No, it's not. Not crop rotation.
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Everything okay?
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Yeah. Yeah. I-I just
needed to take a time out.
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Mm. I feel you. I need a time
out in here, too, sometimes.
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These people are crazy.
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Oh, hell yeah.
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I still ask myself why
I go to these things.
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How do you know you're not crazy?
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Well, I didn't at first, right?
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I thought this only
happened to white people.
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But then, you know, lizard
person's in your bedroom
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and you're like, "Well,
damn, I guess this is on."
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Oh.
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And I just wanted to thank you
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for addressing that
whole Kelly/Chelsea thing.
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That thing's been
bothering me for months.
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Just feels like we should
be comparing notes, right?
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I know, I know, I know.
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I think the same thing,
too. I always thought that.
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It just feels like it would
be easier to accept this
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if I just had some proof.
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You know I can get that for you, right?
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- Proof?
- Yep.
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- Proof of alien life?
- What did I just say?
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There seems to be a lot of
screaming during your sessions.
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That's the sound of healing.
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I'm getting a lot of complaints.
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From who? Is it from Lyle?
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- Was it Lyle from Guitar for Beginners?
- Gina...
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That guy has a problem with me.
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I made a comment about Santana,
and he got very persnickety.
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- It's not Lyle.
- It's Jackie from the bereavement group.
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You want to know something?
She's grieving. I get it.
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- I understand that she's grieving...
- I will not reveal or be trusted...
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- but she is a grieving liar.
- if I reveal my sources. It wasn't her.
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- And she is a grieving snitch.
- It's not... I want...
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Okay, so clearly y'all have a
beef over your cheating alien.
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Allegedly cheating alien.
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So, who here has artistic
skills besides me?
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I dabble.
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- Okay, great. So you're hired.
- I'm actually amazing.
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So, this is what I propose.
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We separate you, and we're gonna ask you
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to describe your respective alien.
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Start from what you
remember. Clothing, anything.
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Mags and I will draw sketches
of those descriptions,
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and then we will compare them
and see if it's the same one.
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Just sit in for 10 minutes, okay?
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We're doing some really good work here.
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Hey, everyone.
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Yvonne: How white?
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What's going on here?
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We're settling a bet, Father.
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My hypothesis is that these two ladies
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are messing around with the same alien.
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- What?
- Okay.
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Um, I-I think maybe
tonight isn't the best.
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I'm staying.
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- There was...
- ... A flash of light.
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[Electricity crackles]
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Chelsea: And suddenly, he appears.
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How did you get in here?
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I just beamed in. No problem.
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[Coughs]
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I can't picture his face,
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but I feel like I
could tell him anything.
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I over-complicate relationships.
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Or maybe I get into relationships
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with over-complicated people.
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And I said, "What are
you going to do to me?"
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And he said, "What would
you like me to do to you?"
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Okay. What... what about his face?
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I can only really picture his body,
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and it didn't have a hair on it.
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It keeps coming in and out.
246
00:10:03,795 --> 00:10:06,204
Maybe you're not meeting someone
247
00:10:06,239 --> 00:10:08,440
because on some level,
248
00:10:08,475 --> 00:10:10,675
you don't want to be truly known.
249
00:10:10,711 --> 00:10:13,678
Damn. If he was a therapist, I'd go.
250
00:10:13,714 --> 00:10:15,480
251
00:10:15,515 --> 00:10:17,482
I-I can kind of picture his face.
252
00:10:17,517 --> 00:10:19,584
He was abnormally well endowed.
253
00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:22,387
- Okay, this is...
- Let's get to his face.
254
00:10:22,422 --> 00:10:24,556
- What did his face look like?
- His face?
255
00:10:24,591 --> 00:10:25,989
His face, yeah.
256
00:10:27,435 --> 00:10:30,128
- Did he have a face?
- Well, I'm sure he had a face.
257
00:10:30,153 --> 00:10:31,565
All right, we're getting somewhere.
258
00:10:31,590 --> 00:10:35,034
Yes, I mean, I saw, you know,
shadows of things, but...
259
00:10:35,372 --> 00:10:36,419
[Sighs]
260
00:10:36,453 --> 00:10:37,748
Wow.
261
00:10:37,865 --> 00:10:42,173
This is, like, really
hard work. [Panting]
262
00:10:42,209 --> 00:10:45,331
- John the Baptist, give me strength.
- Chelsea: And he said...
263
00:10:45,379 --> 00:10:46,715
- You're a unique...
- You're a unique...
264
00:10:46,740 --> 00:10:49,574
- and valuable creation, Kelly.
- and valuable creation, Chelsea.
265
00:10:52,289 --> 00:10:54,219
- Boom. There's your proof.
- Yeah.
266
00:10:54,447 --> 00:10:56,855
Two ladies, same alien.
267
00:10:56,890 --> 00:11:00,392
[Laughs] What are the odds?
268
00:11:00,427 --> 00:11:02,827
They don't even look
like the same species.
269
00:11:02,863 --> 00:11:06,080
Yeah, but squint. Look at the jaw lines.
270
00:11:06,105 --> 00:11:07,213
Richard: Hmm.
271
00:11:08,619 --> 00:11:10,268
Faces and hands are hard to draw.
272
00:11:10,303 --> 00:11:11,436
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.
273
00:11:11,471 --> 00:11:13,671
That was very informative.
274
00:11:13,707 --> 00:11:15,507
Tonight was unusually graphic.
275
00:11:15,542 --> 00:11:18,476
- It's... it's really not...
- I'm not sure this is the home
276
00:11:18,512 --> 00:11:20,480
for whatever it is you're doing.
277
00:11:20,505 --> 00:11:23,281
I think the resemblance is undeniable.
278
00:11:23,316 --> 00:11:24,883
Don't you, Oz?
279
00:11:25,410 --> 00:11:26,709
Ozzie?
280
00:11:26,916 --> 00:11:29,654
That's a smoking gun
right there! Come on.
281
00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,056
No, this is insane.
282
00:11:31,091 --> 00:11:33,327
They're clearly different beings.
283
00:11:33,352 --> 00:11:36,294
The fact that he called you both
unique and valuable creatures,
284
00:11:36,329 --> 00:11:38,259
that's what did it for me.
285
00:11:38,314 --> 00:11:39,714
Wait. What?
286
00:11:39,749 --> 00:11:41,429
They've been in the
same group for months.
287
00:11:41,454 --> 00:11:44,252
They probably just influenced
each other subconsciously.
288
00:11:44,287 --> 00:11:45,486
Time out.
289
00:11:45,521 --> 00:11:48,756
Two weeks ago, we stood over there,
and you knew you'd seen aliens.
290
00:11:48,791 --> 00:11:51,291
And we hugged, and it was beautiful.
291
00:11:51,895 --> 00:11:53,261
What happened to you, man?
292
00:11:53,296 --> 00:11:54,462
[Scoffs]
293
00:11:54,497 --> 00:11:56,830
I don't know what happened. I-I...
294
00:11:57,309 --> 00:11:59,300
I don't know if I want
to be the type of guy
295
00:11:59,335 --> 00:12:01,435
who rides a bicycle to a Catholic church
296
00:12:01,471 --> 00:12:03,504
to just talk about aliens, all right?
297
00:12:03,539 --> 00:12:05,618
I don't know if I want to be
the guy who lives in a motel,
298
00:12:05,642 --> 00:12:07,186
'cause that's what I
do right now, Gerry.
299
00:12:07,210 --> 00:12:08,564
I'm living in a motel.
300
00:12:08,589 --> 00:12:11,431
A motel! I went to college, all right?
301
00:12:11,456 --> 00:12:13,525
And now I'm thinking
about buying a hot plate!
302
00:12:13,550 --> 00:12:15,383
That's what I'm doing right now!
303
00:12:15,418 --> 00:12:18,352
I'm thinking about
getting a hot plate, Gerry.
304
00:12:18,388 --> 00:12:21,622
That's not what my
life was supposed to be.
305
00:12:21,658 --> 00:12:22,791
Okay.
306
00:12:22,816 --> 00:12:25,971
So, I'm hearing you don't
want to be riding a bicycle.
307
00:12:26,182 --> 00:12:28,009
No, I don't want to be riding a bicycle!
308
00:12:28,034 --> 00:12:30,898
But the Beacon police
department has my car!
309
00:12:30,923 --> 00:12:32,855
The BPD has your car?
310
00:12:32,880 --> 00:12:37,672
Yes. They have my car. They said it's
tied up in paperwork or something.
311
00:12:37,707 --> 00:12:39,941
Stay here. I'll handle it.
312
00:12:39,976 --> 00:12:41,884
Wait, Gerry. What do
you mean, "handle it"?
313
00:12:41,909 --> 00:12:44,612
Gerry: I know a guy. Don't leave!
I'm gonna get back that car!
314
00:12:44,647 --> 00:12:46,447
It's what any good sponsor would do!
315
00:12:46,482 --> 00:12:49,684
[Cellphone ringing]
316
00:12:51,125 --> 00:12:53,010
What?! Why do you keep calling me?
317
00:12:53,035 --> 00:12:54,989
Jonathan: Hey, Ozzie, I finally got you.
318
00:12:55,024 --> 00:12:57,692
Listen, I never apologized
319
00:12:57,727 --> 00:13:00,361
for whatever went down between us.
320
00:13:00,396 --> 00:13:01,896
You mean for outing my sources?
321
00:13:01,931 --> 00:13:03,831
Yeah, I feel terrible
about the whole thing.
322
00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:06,232
So, I heard you moved upstate.
323
00:13:06,257 --> 00:13:08,891
Are you still writing about
that alien truther group?
324
00:13:08,916 --> 00:13:11,528
Look, I don't work for you, Jonathan,
so what I do is none of your business.
325
00:13:11,552 --> 00:13:12,918
You're absolutely right.
326
00:13:12,954 --> 00:13:15,293
I just want to say
you're an amazing talent,
327
00:13:15,318 --> 00:13:19,258
and it would be a shame to see you
throw your career away chasing Bigfoot.
328
00:13:19,293 --> 00:13:24,005
All right, you know what? Thanks
for that, and take care, Jonathan.
329
00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,819
He's not coming around, is he?
330
00:13:26,844 --> 00:13:28,176
No.
331
00:13:28,404 --> 00:13:29,491
But he will.
332
00:13:29,516 --> 00:13:31,183
They're not gonna like that upstairs.
333
00:13:31,207 --> 00:13:32,773
Nancy, I know.
334
00:13:34,743 --> 00:13:36,877
Bring me my face. I need to think.
335
00:13:37,528 --> 00:13:40,062
[Steam hissing]
336
00:13:55,658 --> 00:13:57,525
Shit. My notebook.
337
00:13:57,561 --> 00:13:59,261
Deer: Did you forget something?
338
00:14:01,142 --> 00:14:02,265
Hey, Ozzie.
339
00:14:02,299 --> 00:14:03,799
[Sighs]
340
00:14:03,834 --> 00:14:06,101
I'm lonely. Let's talk a bit, okay?
341
00:14:06,136 --> 00:14:07,335
No!
342
00:14:07,371 --> 00:14:10,172
There's nothing to talk
about 'cause you're not here.
343
00:14:10,207 --> 00:14:12,474
Uh, yes, I am.
344
00:14:12,509 --> 00:14:13,853
Hey, have you picked your sponsor yet?
345
00:14:13,877 --> 00:14:15,887
'Cause you know who'd
make a great sponsor?
346
00:14:15,912 --> 00:14:17,479
Not interested!
347
00:14:17,514 --> 00:14:20,082
Me. I know you better than anyone.
348
00:14:20,107 --> 00:14:21,355
[Door closes]
349
00:14:21,618 --> 00:14:22,778
I'm okay with it.
350
00:14:22,803 --> 00:14:24,586
Honestly, what's the big deal?
351
00:14:24,621 --> 00:14:26,021
I meet guys like this all the time.
352
00:14:26,056 --> 00:14:29,625
It's not the first time I've
been with, like, a guy like this.
353
00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:31,888
You know, handsome foreigner, you know?
354
00:14:31,913 --> 00:14:36,030
Lies to you and leaves
you the next morning.
355
00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:39,134
Wipes your... mind.
356
00:14:39,169 --> 00:14:40,910
- You're not better than me.
- What?
357
00:14:40,935 --> 00:14:41,973
- I'm not saying that.
- No one is saying
358
00:14:42,005 --> 00:14:43,624
- that you're better or worse.
- It doesn't really matter
359
00:14:43,649 --> 00:14:46,356
because I'm not just some
single person waiting for death.
360
00:14:46,381 --> 00:14:50,720
Chelsea, do you think that your
physical interaction with the White
361
00:14:50,745 --> 00:14:53,519
may be highlighting some
issues for you in your marriage?
362
00:14:53,544 --> 00:14:55,484
No, my marriage is fine.
363
00:14:56,145 --> 00:14:57,158
[Door closes]
364
00:14:59,291 --> 00:15:00,994
Hi, honey.
365
00:15:01,658 --> 00:15:03,213
You missed dinner. Is everything okay?
366
00:15:03,238 --> 00:15:05,160
Yes. Long day.
367
00:15:05,195 --> 00:15:06,761
Going to my office.
368
00:15:06,797 --> 00:15:08,797
I... got to make some calls.
369
00:15:08,832 --> 00:15:10,995
But it's 10:45 at night.
370
00:15:12,394 --> 00:15:13,902
John?
371
00:15:13,937 --> 00:15:15,737
Gina: [Clears throat]
372
00:15:15,772 --> 00:15:18,089
- Where are you going?
- Just need to pee.
373
00:15:19,155 --> 00:15:20,468
[Insects chirping]
374
00:15:20,843 --> 00:15:22,857
[Vehicle approaching, horn honks]
375
00:15:22,882 --> 00:15:25,362
Oh, good. You didn't leave.
You're a man of your word.
376
00:15:25,387 --> 00:15:27,885
- How'd you get my car?
- The less you know, the better.
377
00:15:28,464 --> 00:15:30,906
You said you couldn't pick a
sponsor until you had a car.
378
00:15:30,946 --> 00:15:32,441
- Well...
- [Keys thud]
379
00:15:32,466 --> 00:15:34,706
took that off your plate.
380
00:15:37,408 --> 00:15:39,676
Excuse me. We're closing for the night.
381
00:15:39,712 --> 00:15:43,080
[Voice breaking] Oh. I'm sorry.
382
00:15:43,115 --> 00:15:44,381
Are you okay?
383
00:15:44,417 --> 00:15:45,783
[Crying] Yes.
384
00:15:45,818 --> 00:15:47,851
It's an alien cover memory?
385
00:15:47,887 --> 00:15:51,155
Seems like a lot of damage for
somebody who didn't hit a deer.
386
00:15:51,190 --> 00:15:53,757
Yeah. It's a puzzler.
387
00:15:57,897 --> 00:16:00,898
[Eerie music plays]
388
00:16:01,834 --> 00:16:03,534
You got to... It's not on.
389
00:16:03,569 --> 00:16:05,035
- You got to match it.
- No.
390
00:16:05,071 --> 00:16:07,673
It's on a bit of an angle.
Just a bit of an angle.
391
00:16:07,698 --> 00:16:10,174
- I got it, I got it.
- Are you sure?
392
00:16:10,209 --> 00:16:11,675
- Yes.
- No, he's good.
393
00:16:11,709 --> 00:16:13,654
Do you want me to go and
get a baby to do your job?
394
00:16:13,679 --> 00:16:15,379
- No, no.
- The only way he's gonna learn
395
00:16:15,414 --> 00:16:16,847
is if he struggles through it.
396
00:16:16,882 --> 00:16:18,991
I know, but this is...
397
00:16:20,766 --> 00:16:22,841
Don. Oh, boy.
398
00:16:23,736 --> 00:16:25,423
Oh, boy.
399
00:16:29,550 --> 00:16:31,483
[Screaming faintly]
400
00:16:32,153 --> 00:16:34,765
- Should we call an ambulance?
- Is it his blood sugar?
401
00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:37,127
- [Siren wails]
- [Screaming stops]
402
00:16:37,152 --> 00:16:38,362
[Tires screech]
403
00:16:40,307 --> 00:16:41,667
[Car door closes]
404
00:16:41,692 --> 00:16:43,373
You with the beard... get on the ground.
405
00:16:43,409 --> 00:16:44,842
No, not you.
406
00:16:44,877 --> 00:16:46,321
The... the other one
with the puffier beard.
407
00:16:46,345 --> 00:16:47,544
Get on the ground.
408
00:16:47,580 --> 00:16:50,914
- I thought you said you knew a guy.
- I do. He wasn't there, so I broke in.
409
00:16:50,950 --> 00:16:53,517
Don't make me say it again,
sir. Get on the ground.
410
00:16:53,552 --> 00:16:55,397
- [Car door closes]
- Gerry, just get on the ground.
411
00:16:55,421 --> 00:16:56,898
I-I'm just turning around for
a second just to talk to you.
412
00:16:56,922 --> 00:16:58,300
You're resisting! [Taser crackling]
413
00:16:58,324 --> 00:17:00,945
[People screaming]
414
00:17:01,128 --> 00:17:05,028
I'm just starting to think
that maybe my alien experience
415
00:17:05,064 --> 00:17:08,465
is highlighting some
problems in my marriage.
416
00:17:08,501 --> 00:17:09,600
Marriages are difficult.
417
00:17:09,635 --> 00:17:10,801
Mm-hmm.
418
00:17:10,836 --> 00:17:12,195
Um...
419
00:17:12,805 --> 00:17:15,031
I'm usually not this forward,
420
00:17:15,307 --> 00:17:19,076
but have you ever sought
consolation in Christ?
421
00:17:19,111 --> 00:17:21,078
He's an excellent listener.
422
00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:23,101
[Chuckles]
423
00:17:23,849 --> 00:17:25,382
I think I'm Jewish.
424
00:17:25,417 --> 00:17:27,996
But on my father's side, so
that doesn't really count, right?
425
00:17:28,020 --> 00:17:29,331
And my mother says
that she's a Buddhist,
426
00:17:29,355 --> 00:17:31,188
but she really just
believes in Richard Gere.
427
00:17:31,223 --> 00:17:32,639
[Clears throat]
428
00:17:33,623 --> 00:17:36,569
I mean, I'm... I'm not saying
I wouldn't. I'd be open to it.
429
00:17:37,429 --> 00:17:39,429
I'm a political prisoner!
430
00:17:39,465 --> 00:17:40,998
[Engine starts]
431
00:17:45,199 --> 00:17:46,574
Missing something?
432
00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:47,704
[Door closes]
433
00:17:49,292 --> 00:17:52,109
- You saw?
- Your crazy chart. Yep.
434
00:17:52,144 --> 00:17:54,372
Thanks for giving me a question mark.
435
00:17:54,397 --> 00:17:57,216
I wish I was kidding. I
was actually flattered.
436
00:17:57,241 --> 00:17:59,335
It's... it's not personal. I-I...
437
00:17:59,688 --> 00:18:02,186
I'm just trying to figure
out if I belong here.
438
00:18:02,221 --> 00:18:04,938
I get it. I made the
same chart when I started.
439
00:18:04,963 --> 00:18:07,035
In my head, not on paper,
'cause I'm not a total idiot.
440
00:18:07,059 --> 00:18:09,626
- Rookie move.
- That's me, so...
441
00:18:10,281 --> 00:18:11,649
But you had second thoughts?
442
00:18:11,674 --> 00:18:14,686
I'm on my seventh and
eighth thoughts, honestly.
443
00:18:14,711 --> 00:18:16,515
But then I think...
444
00:18:16,540 --> 00:18:19,970
who would I rather tell
about the time I met an alien?
445
00:18:20,005 --> 00:18:23,340
A bunch of "reasonable people,"
446
00:18:23,375 --> 00:18:25,509
or a bunch of crazies
and question marks.
447
00:18:28,594 --> 00:18:31,217
- Hey, Kelly.
- Yeah?
448
00:18:31,242 --> 00:18:33,656
Do you want to be my sponsor?
449
00:18:34,110 --> 00:18:35,217
Yeah, sure.
450
00:18:35,242 --> 00:18:36,720
No calls after 10:00. Just texts.
451
00:18:36,755 --> 00:18:38,121
- All right.
- [Door opens]
452
00:18:38,157 --> 00:18:41,024
Oh, and would you mind
breaking it to Gerry?
453
00:18:41,060 --> 00:18:42,125
Nice try.
454
00:18:42,161 --> 00:18:43,193
[Door closes]
455
00:18:43,229 --> 00:18:44,661
All right.
456
00:18:46,479 --> 00:18:48,933
Guys, guys. It's under control.
457
00:18:48,958 --> 00:18:51,385
Jeff: He's moved to Beacon,
and he's seeing deer.
458
00:18:51,573 --> 00:18:52,850
That doesn't sound under control to me.
459
00:18:52,874 --> 00:18:54,240
Look, the deer's on you guys.
460
00:18:54,275 --> 00:18:56,120
You were supposed to pick
him up, wipe his mind,
461
00:18:56,144 --> 00:18:59,675
and then implant a memory to mask
the entire experience. Basic stuff.
462
00:18:59,700 --> 00:19:00,825
- We did that part!
- We did all that.
463
00:19:00,849 --> 00:19:02,315
Uh, correct me if I'm wrong,
464
00:19:02,350 --> 00:19:05,056
but he's supposed to have
a memory of hitting a deer,
465
00:19:05,081 --> 00:19:07,787
not seeing them in his waking life.
466
00:19:07,822 --> 00:19:09,789
I'm right on this, Nancy,
right? Or am I on drugs?
467
00:19:09,824 --> 00:19:11,582
He should not be seeing deer.
468
00:19:11,607 --> 00:19:13,699
Hey, everyone.
469
00:19:13,733 --> 00:19:15,962
- Uh, can I say something?
- What is that, [bleep] Don?
470
00:19:15,987 --> 00:19:17,706
We all might have messed up a little.
471
00:19:17,731 --> 00:19:20,344
- Shut up, Don!
- It's not the time.
472
00:19:20,902 --> 00:19:21,946
All right, I'm coming down there.
473
00:19:21,970 --> 00:19:23,536
- I'll take care of this.
- No.
474
00:19:23,571 --> 00:19:25,796
Kurt, let's leave the Earth work
to the Earth workers, all right?
475
00:19:25,821 --> 00:19:27,425
I got this contained.
476
00:19:30,722 --> 00:19:33,146
- What are you doing?
- Walsh screwed this up.
477
00:19:33,181 --> 00:19:35,345
I'm going down there. I'm
gonna take care of this guy.
478
00:19:35,370 --> 00:19:37,283
Careful. Don't get shot.
479
00:19:37,567 --> 00:19:39,185
It's like the Wild West down there.
480
00:19:39,210 --> 00:19:42,446
- What's the Wild West?
- Didn't anyone read my binder?
481
00:19:42,815 --> 00:19:44,300
Don't wait up.
482
00:19:45,979 --> 00:19:48,134
I wasn't planning on waiting up...
483
00:19:48,696 --> 00:19:50,329
'cause I have my own life.
484
00:19:50,365 --> 00:19:52,865
485
00:19:53,244 --> 00:19:55,888
-
Hello, Khala, my friend
- [Cellphone chimes]
486
00:19:58,573 --> 00:20:02,054
-
Where do you think you're going to?
- _
487
00:20:03,806 --> 00:20:06,707
And the road you're takin'
488
00:20:09,421 --> 00:20:13,357
Khala, my friend, come back to me
489
00:20:14,910 --> 00:20:16,656
-
Khala, my friend
- _
490
00:20:16,691 --> 00:20:18,991
'Cause I'm gonna miss you
491
00:20:21,629 --> 00:20:23,296
- "I got nowhere to go!"
- [Laughs]
492
00:20:23,331 --> 00:20:25,098
"I got nowhere to go!"
493
00:20:25,133 --> 00:20:26,243
Right? "Officer and a Gentleman."
494
00:20:26,267 --> 00:20:27,800
- Right, yeah.
- It's wonderful.
495
00:20:27,836 --> 00:20:29,602
I forgot about that.
496
00:20:29,637 --> 00:20:31,871
497
00:20:33,741 --> 00:20:35,475
- [Cellphone chimes]
- _
498
00:20:40,582 --> 00:20:42,281
Time to clean up this mess.
499
00:20:44,385 --> 00:20:45,518
Oh!
500
00:20:46,158 --> 00:20:47,158
Shit!
501
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Oh, God. Oh.
502
00:21:07,938 --> 00:21:10,415
Man on radio: Do you
need backup out there?
503
00:21:10,813 --> 00:21:12,396
Uh, no, no.
504
00:21:12,421 --> 00:21:14,494
There's, uh... there's nothing out here.
505
00:21:15,950 --> 00:21:18,009
Jesus. What a mess.
506
00:21:22,101 --> 00:21:26,125
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