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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,444 --> 00:00:13,173 - We gotta go. - Why? 2 00:00:13,213 --> 00:00:16,410 'Cause we're late and Ron is gonna freak out. 3 00:00:16,449 --> 00:00:17,609 So what? 4 00:00:17,650 --> 00:00:19,481 So I'm not the one who made him team leader. 5 00:00:19,519 --> 00:00:21,111 You're the one who made him team leader. 6 00:00:21,154 --> 00:00:23,884 Yeah, with good reason... so he could take all the responsibility 7 00:00:23,923 --> 00:00:25,652 and I can focus on other things. 8 00:00:25,692 --> 00:00:26,989 I like that. 9 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:30,326 I like a man who doesn't feel the need to be in control at all. 10 00:00:30,363 --> 00:00:32,422 - I wouldn't read too much into it. - No, I am. 11 00:00:32,465 --> 00:00:34,330 You're kind of the lady and I'm kind of the man. 12 00:00:34,367 --> 00:00:35,595 The lady? 13 00:00:35,635 --> 00:00:37,102 - You're kind of the lady. - Ow. 14 00:00:37,137 --> 00:00:38,764 - I'm kind of the man. - Good Lord. 15 00:00:38,805 --> 00:00:40,796 Really? 16 00:00:40,840 --> 00:00:42,273 Lady, quiet. 17 00:00:42,308 --> 00:00:44,799 What don't you understand? It's crystal clear. 18 00:00:44,844 --> 00:00:47,677 Ron Donald Dos, okay? The four Ps and one B... 19 00:00:47,714 --> 00:00:49,944 politeness, professionalism, perfectionism, 20 00:00:49,983 --> 00:00:51,314 proactive, be on time. 21 00:00:51,351 --> 00:00:53,546 I have a proactive suggestion. 22 00:00:53,586 --> 00:00:55,383 No, you know what? I think we get the system. 23 00:00:55,422 --> 00:00:57,356 Okay, then what don't you understand, Kyle? 24 00:00:57,390 --> 00:00:59,358 - What are you doing? Don't do that. - Punctuality. 25 00:00:59,392 --> 00:01:01,724 - What? No, don't do that. - Now it's five Ps. 26 00:01:01,761 --> 00:01:04,491 No, I already have four Ps. That's an RDD. 27 00:01:04,531 --> 00:01:06,829 - That's a Ron Donald Do? - No, a Ron Donald Don't. 28 00:01:06,866 --> 00:01:08,857 - Failure to... - This is so confusing, Ron. 29 00:01:08,902 --> 00:01:11,632 You know what I don't get? Who says you get to be boss? 30 00:01:11,671 --> 00:01:13,195 I do. As boss, I have that authority. 31 00:01:13,239 --> 00:01:15,230 - You can't do that. - Yeah, I can, and I did. 32 00:01:15,275 --> 00:01:18,108 Okay well, hey guys, guess what... I'm the boss now. 33 00:01:18,144 --> 00:01:19,907 You can't do that because you're not the boss. 34 00:01:19,946 --> 00:01:22,676 Can I finish, please? Three RDDs... I dock your pay. 35 00:01:22,715 --> 00:01:24,740 - You can't do that, Ron. - Yeah, Ron. 36 00:01:24,784 --> 00:01:27,685 Yes, I can too. And Roman, that's an RDD. 37 00:01:27,720 --> 00:01:30,621 A Do? This is the dumbest fucking strategy for productivity. 38 00:01:30,657 --> 00:01:34,252 - Henry, is Ron really the boss? - Yeah, Ron's in charge, everybody. 39 00:01:34,294 --> 00:01:36,524 See? Not that what he says matters. 40 00:01:36,563 --> 00:01:38,963 Hey, sorry I'm late, everybody. 41 00:01:38,998 --> 00:01:40,989 I wanted to get my hair done for tonight. 42 00:01:41,034 --> 00:01:43,764 Example... Lydia, RDD. 43 00:01:43,803 --> 00:01:46,237 - What's that? - Ron Donald Don't. 44 00:01:46,272 --> 00:01:48,263 Ron hates your hair. 45 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:53,272 What? 46 00:01:53,313 --> 00:01:55,713 Oh, no no. 47 00:01:56,749 --> 00:01:59,479 No. Henry. 48 00:01:59,519 --> 00:02:02,147 You're in charge. 49 00:02:13,867 --> 00:02:17,098 Sweetheart, a real Hollywood party, finally. 50 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:19,867 Everyone's in the business. It's so hip. 51 00:02:19,906 --> 00:02:22,466 So she says yes, but then right before the wedding 52 00:02:22,509 --> 00:02:25,501 the doctor's like, "Bad news. It's cancer. " 53 00:02:25,545 --> 00:02:28,013 Somebody's pitching a movie right beside me. 54 00:02:28,047 --> 00:02:30,447 It's not a movie. This is my life. 55 00:02:30,483 --> 00:02:32,474 I'm fucking dying. 56 00:02:37,056 --> 00:02:39,388 Excuse me, waiter, 57 00:02:39,425 --> 00:02:41,950 I dropped something. 58 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:47,133 Roman, long time no see. 59 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:49,567 You gotta be shitting me. Munt. 60 00:02:49,602 --> 00:02:52,833 I'd ask how it's going, but I think this speaks for itself. 61 00:02:52,872 --> 00:02:55,432 Have I told you about my old writing partner 62 00:02:55,475 --> 00:02:58,000 who fired me for being a hack and a sellout 63 00:02:58,044 --> 00:03:00,808 who knows nothing about hard sci-fi? 64 00:03:00,847 --> 00:03:05,011 You are a hack and a sellout who knows nothing about hard sci-fi. 65 00:03:05,051 --> 00:03:07,576 Yeah, that's why I'm throwing this fucking party 66 00:03:07,620 --> 00:03:10,350 to celebrate a huge spec sale of my sci-fi script. 67 00:03:10,390 --> 00:03:14,292 I think I know 1.5 million times more about sci-fi 68 00:03:14,327 --> 00:03:15,954 than you do, loser. 69 00:03:15,995 --> 00:03:18,020 Read paragraph two. 70 00:03:20,867 --> 00:03:24,268 They're making "Axiomeleon" into a movie? 71 00:03:24,304 --> 00:03:27,740 What idiot would hire you to adapt a genius book like that? 72 00:03:27,774 --> 00:03:30,208 Actually, the author... AF Gordon Theodore. 73 00:03:30,243 --> 00:03:31,801 Perhaps you've heard of him. 74 00:03:31,844 --> 00:03:34,108 AF, are you having a good time? 75 00:03:34,147 --> 00:03:37,742 A Calvados, two lovely companions in conversation... 76 00:03:37,784 --> 00:03:41,015 I'm in the seat named for the proverbial catbird. 77 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:43,045 Well, if you need anything, let me know 78 00:03:43,089 --> 00:03:45,057 and this young man will fetch it for you. 79 00:03:45,091 --> 00:03:48,060 Game, set, match... 80 00:03:48,094 --> 00:03:49,721 Joel Munt. 81 00:03:49,762 --> 00:03:52,492 Now get some champagne. 82 00:03:55,602 --> 00:03:58,696 Yeah, Danielle, it's going great. 83 00:03:58,738 --> 00:04:00,899 The new system is really helping discipline. 84 00:04:00,940 --> 00:04:02,567 RDDs. 85 00:04:02,609 --> 00:04:03,871 Do and Don'ts. 86 00:04:03,910 --> 00:04:05,844 Yeah, maybe you should tell your dad about it. 87 00:04:05,878 --> 00:04:07,243 Hey, how's it going, team leader? 88 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:08,713 I gotta go. 89 00:04:10,950 --> 00:04:13,510 How is it going? Good. Oh good, you know. 90 00:04:13,553 --> 00:04:15,953 Lots of angles, problem-solving, you know... 91 00:04:15,989 --> 00:04:18,822 do I take a man out, get backup glasses 92 00:04:18,858 --> 00:04:21,088 or do I risk running low? Things like that. 93 00:04:21,127 --> 00:04:23,288 Well, would you like my advice 94 00:04:23,329 --> 00:04:25,991 just as like a former team leader talking shop? 95 00:04:26,032 --> 00:04:28,023 - Just like talking shop? - Yeah. 96 00:04:28,067 --> 00:04:29,557 Sure. 97 00:04:29,602 --> 00:04:31,661 I would go get the glasses. 98 00:04:33,206 --> 00:04:34,901 Henry, get glasses. I'll cover the bar. 99 00:04:34,941 --> 00:04:37,000 Yes, sir. 100 00:04:37,043 --> 00:04:38,340 I mean, it's simple. 101 00:04:38,378 --> 00:04:39,709 - Feels good. - Yeah. 102 00:04:42,949 --> 00:04:45,645 Oh, fun party, huh? 103 00:04:45,685 --> 00:04:47,949 Well, wouldn't you know it? 104 00:04:47,987 --> 00:04:50,888 I came in here to powder my nose and I can't even find the stuff. 105 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:54,958 Oh, well, thank you very much. 106 00:05:02,702 --> 00:05:02,735 Oh man, it is like producers galore. 107 00:05:02,768 --> 00:05:05,670 Oh man, it is like producers galore. 108 00:05:05,705 --> 00:05:07,696 I am networking like a motherfucker. 109 00:05:07,740 --> 00:05:11,403 Oh, and the host asked me for some champagne or whatever. 110 00:05:11,444 --> 00:05:13,742 What, are you leaving? RDD. 111 00:05:13,780 --> 00:05:15,771 Our host, my old writing partner, 112 00:05:15,815 --> 00:05:17,646 hired us just so he can fucking humiliate me. 113 00:05:17,684 --> 00:05:20,016 So I'm glad you're having a good time kissing ass, 114 00:05:20,053 --> 00:05:23,284 but I'm not hanging around all night so I can be a fucking revenge pinata. 115 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:25,655 Whoa whoa whoa, man. You can't retreat. 116 00:05:25,692 --> 00:05:27,717 You gotta strike back. 117 00:05:27,760 --> 00:05:30,126 Revenge is a dish best served. 118 00:05:31,531 --> 00:05:33,590 Shakespeare. You know, like waiters and serving. 119 00:05:33,633 --> 00:05:35,760 Revenge? Don't do it. That's in the Bible. 120 00:05:35,802 --> 00:05:37,633 Although we're only human. I know I am, right? 121 00:05:37,670 --> 00:05:39,433 One time I got revenge on someone 122 00:05:39,472 --> 00:05:41,599 by putting tuna fish in the AC vents of her car. 123 00:05:41,641 --> 00:05:43,939 But then we ended up carpooling. What? 124 00:05:43,976 --> 00:05:47,036 So you'd better be careful because sometimes revenge backfires 125 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:49,071 and you end up with a fish smell. 126 00:05:49,115 --> 00:05:50,514 My mouth is dry. 127 00:05:50,550 --> 00:05:52,575 Oh, I think my contacts just popped out. 128 00:05:52,618 --> 00:05:55,519 Where did you go, Mr. Contacts? 129 00:05:55,555 --> 00:05:58,547 - Lydia, are you okay? - Okay? I'm great! 130 00:05:58,591 --> 00:06:00,855 I've always wanted to be at a big Hollywood party, and now I am. 131 00:06:00,893 --> 00:06:02,485 Whoo! Good luck with your revenge. 132 00:06:02,528 --> 00:06:05,053 Right. 133 00:06:05,098 --> 00:06:07,862 - Oh my God. - Whoa. 134 00:06:07,900 --> 00:06:09,333 All right, let's think about this. 135 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:11,667 He's here with all his fucking fake friends. 136 00:06:11,704 --> 00:06:13,672 What's at stake is his image. 137 00:06:13,706 --> 00:06:16,504 - Wait, what are you doing? - I'm trying to think of a good revenge. 138 00:06:16,542 --> 00:06:19,010 Oh, dude, piss in his champagne. 139 00:06:27,553 --> 00:06:29,953 See? This is awesome... no responsibilities. 140 00:06:29,989 --> 00:06:32,014 That's good. That's really good. 141 00:06:38,131 --> 00:06:39,860 - What? - Shit. 142 00:06:39,899 --> 00:06:41,730 - What? - I don't have my keys. 143 00:06:41,768 --> 00:06:44,202 - Okay, where are they? - I think they were in my coat. 144 00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:46,501 - Okay, where's your coat? - In the van. 145 00:06:46,539 --> 00:06:48,370 - Oh God. - Um, okay. 146 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:50,535 So no supply closet? Nothing in there? 147 00:06:50,576 --> 00:06:52,544 - No no, that supply closet... I can't. - Okay. 148 00:06:52,578 --> 00:06:55,706 - It's fine. I'll call AAA. - No no no, that'll take forever. 149 00:06:55,748 --> 00:06:59,206 Uh okay, older model, side locks. 150 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:01,345 I could pop the lock. 151 00:07:01,387 --> 00:07:02,547 I'll pop the lock. 152 00:07:02,588 --> 00:07:05,523 What? You'll pop the...? What, is this "The Outsiders"? 153 00:07:05,558 --> 00:07:08,356 Hey, I learned a few tricks on the mean streets of Wisconsin, Casey. 154 00:07:08,394 --> 00:07:10,328 - Okay. - So leave it to me, all right? 155 00:07:10,363 --> 00:07:11,887 Just hurry up. 156 00:07:13,966 --> 00:07:17,129 - Bro, come on, hurry up. - I can't go if you're talking. 157 00:07:17,170 --> 00:07:18,831 I'm not talking. I'm just standing here. 158 00:07:18,871 --> 00:07:20,998 I can hear you breathing and shifting around and stuff. 159 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:23,474 Turn on the tap. 160 00:07:23,509 --> 00:07:26,239 And stop watching me. I can see it out of my peripheral vision. 161 00:07:29,048 --> 00:07:30,811 Fuck. 162 00:07:30,850 --> 00:07:33,011 I can't go. Just you do it. 163 00:07:33,052 --> 00:07:34,952 No, you know what? It's your revenge, okay? 164 00:07:34,987 --> 00:07:37,581 - It's gotta be your piss. - Just go, please. 165 00:07:37,623 --> 00:07:40,717 Shit, I have to do everything. 166 00:07:40,760 --> 00:07:42,955 Fucking Hollywood... 167 00:07:42,995 --> 00:07:45,259 they take a masterpiece from an intellectual titan 168 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:47,129 and hand it over to a fucking hack. 169 00:07:49,368 --> 00:07:50,733 What's the hold-up? 170 00:07:50,770 --> 00:07:52,294 I just went, like, 10 minutes ago. Give me a break. 171 00:07:52,338 --> 00:07:54,533 A fucking disaster. 172 00:07:54,574 --> 00:07:56,565 No, I learned this in yoga class... 173 00:07:56,609 --> 00:07:58,770 I just need to sink into myself, 174 00:07:58,811 --> 00:08:02,770 find it. Mm. 175 00:08:02,815 --> 00:08:05,375 They teach you how to control your pee in yoga? 176 00:08:05,418 --> 00:08:08,581 Everything. In the right state of mind I can control every organ. 177 00:08:08,621 --> 00:08:10,213 Om. 178 00:08:10,256 --> 00:08:14,215 Kyle, what are you doing? 179 00:08:14,260 --> 00:08:16,751 - I'm trying to piss in this glass. - Don't break his yoga state. 180 00:08:16,796 --> 00:08:19,788 No no, that's an RDD. Are you insane? 181 00:08:19,832 --> 00:08:21,925 Fuck. Forget it. You know what? It's broken. 182 00:08:21,968 --> 00:08:24,732 Fuck. Ron. 183 00:08:24,770 --> 00:08:25,998 We need your urine. 184 00:08:26,038 --> 00:08:28,598 Absolutely not. I'm team leader. 185 00:08:28,641 --> 00:08:30,666 So be there for the team, right? 186 00:08:30,710 --> 00:08:32,644 The host hired us just to fuck with Roman. 187 00:08:32,678 --> 00:08:35,943 It's payback. He drew first blood. 188 00:08:35,982 --> 00:08:38,348 It's the code. 189 00:08:39,886 --> 00:08:41,717 Shit. 190 00:08:41,754 --> 00:08:43,915 My first night back and you invoke the code? 191 00:08:44,991 --> 00:08:46,982 Damn it. 192 00:08:48,694 --> 00:08:51,162 - Fine, I will give you your urine. - Okay. 193 00:08:51,197 --> 00:08:53,859 But while I'm doing this, you two are gonna recite the RDDs. 194 00:08:53,900 --> 00:08:55,663 - Okay. - Okay. 195 00:08:55,701 --> 00:08:56,827 Let's go. 196 00:08:56,869 --> 00:08:59,099 - Um, you know, courage. - Productivity. 197 00:08:59,138 --> 00:09:02,665 No, the don'ts, the don'ts. Jesus. 198 00:09:06,712 --> 00:09:08,543 No, that's actually for Mr. Munt. 199 00:09:08,581 --> 00:09:10,572 He can get another. We're friends. 200 00:09:10,616 --> 00:09:13,449 There you are... effervescence for the effervescent. 201 00:09:13,486 --> 00:09:15,215 So you work with Joel? 202 00:09:15,254 --> 00:09:16,881 What the fuck? 203 00:09:19,091 --> 00:09:22,390 Joel and I are working together on "Axiomeleon. " 204 00:09:22,428 --> 00:09:24,419 This is AF Gordon Theodore, 205 00:09:24,463 --> 00:09:27,489 only the greatest living sci-fi novelist. 206 00:09:27,533 --> 00:09:29,763 Just in from British Columbia. 207 00:09:29,802 --> 00:09:32,202 He lives on Orcas Island in a keep. 208 00:09:32,238 --> 00:09:34,229 It's like a little castle. It's awesome. 209 00:09:34,273 --> 00:09:36,764 - If you're ever on Orcas, I'd love... - So you're not a producer? 210 00:09:36,809 --> 00:09:38,970 - No. - Excuse me. 211 00:09:39,011 --> 00:09:42,208 - Hey, I didn't know you were here. - Must be a good friend. 212 00:09:42,248 --> 00:09:44,682 No, they're all just stuck-up. 213 00:09:44,717 --> 00:09:47,709 Ugh, I know. I'm a sci-fi writer too. 214 00:09:47,753 --> 00:09:49,345 They treat us like garbage. 215 00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:54,351 I can't believe I'm actually talking to you. 216 00:09:54,393 --> 00:09:57,328 I was, like, center court, on the floor, motherfucker. 217 00:09:57,363 --> 00:09:59,126 We're not even gonna bid on this fucker. 218 00:09:59,165 --> 00:10:00,962 Hey, I didn't get my champagne. 219 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:02,160 Oh good. 220 00:10:02,201 --> 00:10:05,227 No, bad, okay? Get my champagne. 221 00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:08,638 Right. Kyle, this man didn't get his champagne. 222 00:10:08,674 --> 00:10:11,905 Oh dude, my piss isn't back yet. 223 00:10:11,944 --> 00:10:14,310 Huh-uh, just champagne, just champagne. 224 00:10:14,347 --> 00:10:16,338 Shh shh. 225 00:10:18,317 --> 00:10:20,478 So what are you gonna do after this trilogy? 226 00:10:20,519 --> 00:10:23,079 Another trilogy, unifying all dimensions. 227 00:10:23,122 --> 00:10:26,250 Like a three-dimensional trilogy... a nanilogy. 228 00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:29,318 A duodecilogy. Don't forget time. 229 00:10:29,362 --> 00:10:32,354 Yeah, of course. That's so complex. That's why I love your stuff. 230 00:10:32,398 --> 00:10:34,332 - Can I ask you a question? - Sure. 231 00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:36,597 Why are you letting them make "Axiomeleon" a movie? 232 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:38,627 I'm intrigued by popular art forms. 233 00:10:38,671 --> 00:10:41,265 And I've always been curious to experience Hollywood 234 00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:43,867 which Art Clarke was discussing 235 00:10:43,909 --> 00:10:45,570 and said that when the... 236 00:10:45,611 --> 00:10:47,442 Hello. I like your... 237 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,471 On the phone, yes. 238 00:10:49,515 --> 00:10:52,951 And Joel seems devoted to the integrity of it, so there you go. 239 00:10:52,985 --> 00:10:54,316 - Joel? - Yeah. 240 00:10:54,353 --> 00:10:58,119 Integrity? That's not Joel's forte... integrity. 241 00:10:58,157 --> 00:11:00,751 - How long have you known him? - I met him once. 242 00:11:00,793 --> 00:11:03,990 Waiter, could you please not bother the guest of honor? 243 00:11:04,030 --> 00:11:05,861 AF, having a good time? 244 00:11:05,898 --> 00:11:08,526 Just conversing and trying to meet the local womenfolk. 245 00:11:08,567 --> 00:11:11,127 Fuck trying. Danni, get your friend... what's her name? 246 00:11:11,170 --> 00:11:13,900 Excuse us. We're gonna hit up some blow with these ladies. 247 00:11:13,939 --> 00:11:16,407 Oh, all right. Nice meeting you, lad. 248 00:11:16,442 --> 00:11:18,433 Nice to meet you. 249 00:11:18,477 --> 00:11:20,411 Shit, man, that didn't go so well, did it? 250 00:11:20,446 --> 00:11:22,971 It's all right. I'm getting some pee stored up right now. 251 00:11:23,015 --> 00:11:24,880 Yeah. 252 00:11:24,917 --> 00:11:27,579 And I see a way I can get in between Joel and Theodore 253 00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:29,611 lago-style. 254 00:11:29,655 --> 00:11:32,055 What is that? I don't know what that is. 255 00:11:32,091 --> 00:11:34,025 Lago from "Othello. " 256 00:11:34,060 --> 00:11:36,119 The board game? 257 00:11:36,162 --> 00:11:39,155 - I can't talk to you anymore. - What? 258 00:11:39,165 --> 00:11:41,429 Om. 259 00:11:41,467 --> 00:11:45,198 An interesting culture, Joel... this Hollywood. 260 00:11:45,237 --> 00:11:48,331 Will we be doing the coke off someone's tits or...? 261 00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:49,807 Uh, no. 262 00:11:49,842 --> 00:11:52,572 Wait, no no no. Who promised you the role of Penopia? 263 00:11:52,611 --> 00:11:54,476 Ah, you'd be a marvelous Penopia. 264 00:11:54,513 --> 00:11:57,607 And Danni, I went to that fucking panda charity dinner with you, 265 00:11:57,650 --> 00:11:59,140 so you fucking owe this to me, okay? 266 00:11:59,185 --> 00:12:00,846 Let me just get out of your way here. 267 00:12:00,886 --> 00:12:03,411 Hey, Sterno jockey, let me tell you something, okay? 268 00:12:03,456 --> 00:12:06,186 Tell that guy with the glasses I want my fucking champagne 269 00:12:06,225 --> 00:12:08,955 as soon as we're done doing blow off tits. 270 00:12:08,994 --> 00:12:10,962 - Yep. - Joel, let it go. 271 00:12:10,996 --> 00:12:12,793 - No no no, you tell him exactly that. - I got it. 272 00:12:12,832 --> 00:12:15,164 Let's go. The coke isn't gonna blow itself. 273 00:12:15,201 --> 00:12:17,294 AF, when our movie opens, 274 00:12:17,336 --> 00:12:20,134 we're gonna be doing this every night. 275 00:12:20,172 --> 00:12:22,072 What the fuck is up with that? 276 00:12:22,108 --> 00:12:24,042 You have a scar? I thought you said these were real. 277 00:12:24,076 --> 00:12:25,771 It's from my biopsy, dickhead. 278 00:12:25,811 --> 00:12:29,838 So one just thusly? 279 00:12:29,882 --> 00:12:31,406 Plink! Like that? 280 00:12:31,450 --> 00:12:32,974 What the fuck, man? 281 00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:36,987 No? Yes? 282 00:12:39,024 --> 00:12:41,015 - Stop it, please. - What? 283 00:12:41,060 --> 00:12:43,995 - You're fashioning a tool. - Yes, with which I will open the van. 284 00:12:44,029 --> 00:12:45,758 - You're actually fashioning a tool. - So? 285 00:12:45,798 --> 00:12:48,130 It's not gonna work. Please please just call AAA. 286 00:12:48,167 --> 00:12:50,192 - Casey, it'll work, I'm telling you. - It's not gonna work. 287 00:12:50,236 --> 00:12:52,101 And now you're just doing it 'cause you have to prove a point. 288 00:12:52,138 --> 00:12:54,106 It's your thing... you have to prove that you're a man. 289 00:12:54,140 --> 00:12:56,631 - I don't have to prove anything. - You sort of have to prove... 290 00:12:56,675 --> 00:12:59,303 Hey guys, I need some pee. I'm completely dried up. 291 00:12:59,345 --> 00:13:00,937 Wait, what? 292 00:13:00,980 --> 00:13:02,971 This douchebag's been fucking with Roman 293 00:13:03,015 --> 00:13:05,540 and now it's payback... the code. 294 00:13:05,584 --> 00:13:08,576 - Oh. - Wait, what's the code? 295 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:10,680 The code... it's like a guy code. 296 00:13:10,723 --> 00:13:12,088 - You wouldn't get it. - Yeah. 297 00:13:12,124 --> 00:13:15,059 Shut up. There's not a dude code. 298 00:13:15,094 --> 00:13:17,085 Net maybe, but gross? 299 00:13:17,129 --> 00:13:18,994 How about you go out to a dinner and a movie, 300 00:13:19,031 --> 00:13:21,090 take yourself home and fuck yourself, okay? 301 00:13:21,133 --> 00:13:23,499 Oops. 302 00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:25,367 So what project are you working on, huh? 303 00:13:25,404 --> 00:13:28,464 - "Pride and Prejudice. " - Ooh, I love a costume drama. 304 00:13:28,507 --> 00:13:30,498 A buddy cop thing. 305 00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:32,534 Pride's a racist white cop in the South, 306 00:13:32,578 --> 00:13:34,603 teams up with this rapper named Prejudice, 307 00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,308 catches a maniac killing hookers. 308 00:13:36,348 --> 00:13:38,441 Yeah, that sounds wonderful. 309 00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:41,248 Thank you, Keanu. Isn't he nice? 310 00:13:41,287 --> 00:13:43,118 I saw his house on the Starline tour. 311 00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:45,623 Hey hey, I know the perfect white person. 312 00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:47,819 Oh gosh, where is he? I gotta find him. Hold on. 313 00:13:47,860 --> 00:13:49,953 Hold on, hold on. Wait. Kyle, Kyle, come here. 314 00:13:49,995 --> 00:13:52,190 - Hey. - Look, look who needs 315 00:13:52,231 --> 00:13:54,222 a Southern cop for their movie, huh? 316 00:13:54,266 --> 00:13:56,257 Say something Southern. And action! 317 00:13:56,302 --> 00:13:57,462 Oh. 318 00:13:57,503 --> 00:14:00,995 Looks to me like this young lady's been raped and murdered. 319 00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:02,974 What? Cut. Print. 320 00:14:03,008 --> 00:14:06,273 Yes. Oh my God, not since "Foghorn Leghorn. " 321 00:14:06,312 --> 00:14:07,973 We're thinking like Owen Wilson. 322 00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:10,743 - I love his work. - Kyle's just like Owen Wilson, 323 00:14:10,783 --> 00:14:13,445 except look at that nose... straight as an arrow. 324 00:14:13,485 --> 00:14:15,612 You might know him, if you've ever been to Laos, 325 00:14:15,654 --> 00:14:17,645 from "Jumping Boys. " 326 00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:19,590 You do really have a white look. 327 00:14:19,625 --> 00:14:21,320 Oh my gosh, thank you so much. 328 00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:23,726 - How's that drink coming, Mama? - Escapade sweetheart, 329 00:14:23,762 --> 00:14:26,754 you're never gonna believe this. Would you say hi to my daughter, please? 330 00:14:27,766 --> 00:14:29,165 Hi. 331 00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:30,668 Guess. 332 00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:32,694 - Look, send us your stuff. - Lydia: No. No. 333 00:14:32,738 --> 00:14:34,433 - Oh my gosh, yeah. - All right? Good. 334 00:14:34,473 --> 00:14:35,872 No no no. 335 00:14:35,908 --> 00:14:38,604 Fuck! Asshole! 336 00:14:38,644 --> 00:14:42,239 Lydia: No. Okay, I'm just gonna tell you... 337 00:14:42,281 --> 00:14:44,306 Wesley Snipes. 338 00:14:44,350 --> 00:14:47,887 Yes, just like in the movies, but a lot shorter. 339 00:14:52,157 --> 00:14:55,126 Motherfucker. 340 00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:57,185 Come on! 341 00:15:01,967 --> 00:15:03,958 Really, man? Off the tits? 342 00:15:04,003 --> 00:15:06,801 - That sounds so cool. - You know what? It's overrated. 343 00:15:06,839 --> 00:15:09,103 But hey, don't worry. I'm gonna find you some piss, okay? 344 00:15:09,141 --> 00:15:11,371 - What happened to Henry's? - Oh, I don't know. 345 00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:13,605 Never mind. I'm going to plan B. 346 00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:15,170 Oh yeah, Miyagi-style. 347 00:15:15,214 --> 00:15:16,875 Lago. 348 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,315 - Jesus. - Whatever. 349 00:15:18,350 --> 00:15:20,375 - Hey Kyle, can I talk to you for a sec? - Yeah, what's up? 350 00:15:20,419 --> 00:15:22,979 - Hey, did you get it? - Well, I haven't had a chance yet. 351 00:15:23,022 --> 00:15:25,582 Casey, if you have to pee, can you hold it for a little bit 352 00:15:25,624 --> 00:15:28,058 and like come back and let me know? 353 00:15:28,093 --> 00:15:30,118 - Step on it. - Okay. 354 00:15:30,162 --> 00:15:32,528 - Hey, do you know how to pop a lock? - Dude. 355 00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:37,625 What are you doing? No, older model vans... side locks. 356 00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:39,661 - Oh yeah, totally. - You do? 357 00:15:39,705 --> 00:15:40,933 - Yes. - Okay, come on. 358 00:15:40,973 --> 00:15:43,567 AF, chill out. There's gonna be plenty more at the after-party 359 00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:45,304 for everybody, all right? 360 00:15:45,344 --> 00:15:47,335 Well, it took you long enough, waiter. 361 00:15:47,379 --> 00:15:50,678 All right, you win. I surrender, Joel. 362 00:15:50,716 --> 00:15:52,809 And I also have to admit that I always did want to see 363 00:15:52,851 --> 00:15:54,842 an "Axiomeleon" movie. 364 00:15:54,887 --> 00:15:57,014 It's just so rich and dense. I never thought 365 00:15:57,056 --> 00:15:59,081 they could pull it off without compromising its genius. 366 00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:02,651 Stay true to the book... pretty much my entire fucking pitch, right, dawg? 367 00:16:04,196 --> 00:16:07,359 So even the prologue on Ayo? 368 00:16:07,399 --> 00:16:08,661 Pre-credits sequence. 369 00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:10,828 It all begins on a methane mine on Ayo. 370 00:16:10,869 --> 00:16:14,032 So when the titles roll, you're already like, "My mind's been fucking blown. " 371 00:16:14,073 --> 00:16:17,565 Methane... the gas... 372 00:16:17,609 --> 00:16:19,406 What about the Mind Eaters Council? 373 00:16:19,445 --> 00:16:21,504 Pretty much a Greek chorus through the entire piece, right, AF? 374 00:16:21,547 --> 00:16:24,175 Citizens of the empire selected by lots 375 00:16:24,216 --> 00:16:27,674 to have their minds consumed by a council of governing elders. 376 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:29,085 - We got it. - There's no way 377 00:16:29,121 --> 00:16:31,555 you could do the whole battle on the Crab Nebula. 378 00:16:31,590 --> 00:16:34,582 Modeled after Nelson at Trafalgar. 379 00:16:34,626 --> 00:16:36,617 I thought Nelson broke up. 380 00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:39,688 - So there is an after-party? - Yeah yeah, just one second, AF. 381 00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:41,723 A flashback during the coronation of Lull. 382 00:16:41,767 --> 00:16:44,497 It's gonna be just like the book, man. Everything is in there. 383 00:16:44,536 --> 00:16:46,834 - Everything? - Everything. 384 00:16:46,872 --> 00:16:48,999 What about the Mongus? 385 00:16:49,041 --> 00:16:51,509 A gas-based telepathic life form. 386 00:16:51,543 --> 00:16:53,443 Dude, you're gonna fucking shit, 387 00:16:53,479 --> 00:16:55,344 'cause we got James Cameron's FX team 388 00:16:55,381 --> 00:16:57,611 design a kickass CGI creature. 389 00:16:57,649 --> 00:16:59,241 - Oh. - A creature? 390 00:16:59,284 --> 00:17:00,444 Yeah, a creature. 391 00:17:00,486 --> 00:17:02,681 - A creature? - It's gonna be amazing. 392 00:17:02,721 --> 00:17:05,849 The Mongus doesn't even register in the visible spectrum. 393 00:17:05,891 --> 00:17:09,622 Okay yeah, I know, but it's a major character and we have to kind of... 394 00:17:09,661 --> 00:17:12,323 We have to kind of turn it into a computerized cartoon? 395 00:17:12,364 --> 00:17:14,127 Like Jar Jar Binks. 396 00:17:14,166 --> 00:17:15,997 It's not like Jar Jar Binks, okay? 397 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:18,026 It's Cameron's people. It's gonna be awesome. 398 00:17:18,070 --> 00:17:19,697 Jesus Christ, Joel, are you insane? 399 00:17:19,738 --> 00:17:21,706 - No, it's gonna be awesome. - You're insane. Excuse me. 400 00:17:21,740 --> 00:17:24,174 - It's Cameron. AF, it's Cameron. - We're done. 401 00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:26,234 - You're blowing this out of proportion. - God damn it. 402 00:17:26,278 --> 00:17:28,644 We should talk about this. You motherfucker. 403 00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:30,671 Hey hey. Hi. Is everything good? 404 00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:33,344 No! Nothing is good 'cause your underling here 405 00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:35,444 just fucked my career! 406 00:17:35,487 --> 00:17:37,421 The Mongus. 407 00:17:37,456 --> 00:17:39,447 AF. 408 00:17:39,491 --> 00:17:41,823 I thought we were just gonna pee in his champagne. 409 00:17:44,663 --> 00:17:46,927 Ooh ooh ooh, what if Pride's sister was a hooker? 410 00:17:46,965 --> 00:17:50,332 That way with every dead hooker he sees, he's like, "That could be my sister. " 411 00:17:50,369 --> 00:17:51,996 Yeah, it's gotta be personal. 412 00:17:52,037 --> 00:17:54,130 And what if Prejudice's sister is a hooker? 413 00:17:54,173 --> 00:17:56,334 - And the sisters are friends. - Calvados. 414 00:17:56,375 --> 00:17:59,105 And one of them gets murdered, so it's personal for the other one, 415 00:17:59,144 --> 00:18:01,635 and that's everyone. It's personal for every character. 416 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:03,875 - It's a perfect movie. - Argh! 417 00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:05,907 My God, what twaddle. 418 00:18:05,951 --> 00:18:07,509 These people are Philistines. 419 00:18:07,553 --> 00:18:10,044 And some Jews. That's what's great... everybody gets along. 420 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,886 Well, it looks like we're out. 421 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:14,188 AF, I am so sorry. I can explain the entire thing. 422 00:18:14,226 --> 00:18:17,923 No no, let me explain about something called integrity. 423 00:18:17,963 --> 00:18:20,625 You lied to me. And if I'd known I'd be lied to, 424 00:18:20,666 --> 00:18:22,657 I'd have never come to Hollywood. 425 00:18:22,701 --> 00:18:24,692 You're the guest of honor here tonight. 426 00:18:24,736 --> 00:18:27,034 Then why can't I get a single stuck-up female 427 00:18:27,072 --> 00:18:31,270 to talk to me for five minutes? And why are you out of Calvados? 428 00:18:31,310 --> 00:18:33,471 Mr. Munt, I had no idea 429 00:18:33,512 --> 00:18:35,343 that one of my servers was scheming against you. 430 00:18:35,380 --> 00:18:37,177 I hope this doesn't affect the comment card. 431 00:18:37,216 --> 00:18:39,241 You are out of Calvados. 432 00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:42,742 If I don't get a bottle of Calvados in my hand in the next two minutes, 433 00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:46,224 I'm gonna cut your dick off and fuck you in your own ass. 434 00:18:48,594 --> 00:18:51,961 Ed Harris. What next? 435 00:18:51,997 --> 00:18:53,624 - Shit. - All right, come on, I got this. 436 00:18:53,665 --> 00:18:55,462 Let me do this. 437 00:18:55,501 --> 00:18:58,026 - That's exactly what I was doing. - No, yours is backwards. 438 00:18:58,070 --> 00:19:00,061 What are you talking about? 439 00:19:01,106 --> 00:19:02,596 See? That's your problem right there. 440 00:19:02,641 --> 00:19:05,109 Well, I mean... 441 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:07,408 Casey: Oh my God. 442 00:19:07,446 --> 00:19:10,472 No, please continue. This is just... it's awesome. 443 00:19:13,418 --> 00:19:15,784 Thank God. There you are. Henry, I need a bottle of Calvados. 444 00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:17,812 - Give me the keys. - They're locked in the van, Ron. 445 00:19:17,856 --> 00:19:20,450 What do you mean? Henry, I need a bottle of Calvados now. 446 00:19:20,492 --> 00:19:22,551 - What do you want me to do? - I almost got this, guys. 447 00:19:22,594 --> 00:19:23,993 Shit! 448 00:19:24,029 --> 00:19:26,497 - Let me do it. - It's still backwards. 449 00:19:26,532 --> 00:19:28,295 Oh, God damn it, I need a bottle now. 450 00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:29,925 I need it now. 451 00:19:29,968 --> 00:19:32,232 - We could just call AAA. - No. 452 00:19:32,271 --> 00:19:35,104 Oh my God, really? Look at yourselves. 453 00:19:35,140 --> 00:19:37,631 You're like clowns... circus clowns. 454 00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:39,576 Get out of the way. Get out of the way. 455 00:19:39,611 --> 00:19:40,908 - Casey: Wait. - Ron? 456 00:19:40,946 --> 00:19:43,380 - Oh my God. - Come on, what are you doing, Ron? 457 00:19:43,415 --> 00:19:45,610 - Seriously. - Oh my God. 458 00:19:45,651 --> 00:19:48,017 Oh! 459 00:19:48,053 --> 00:19:51,614 - Oh my God. Oh my God right now. - Busted. 460 00:19:51,657 --> 00:19:54,148 Turn it off. Turn off. Turn off. 461 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,957 - What the fuck are you doing? - Turn off, turn off, turn off. 462 00:19:56,995 --> 00:19:58,826 Casey: That's not how you turn it... 463 00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:01,697 What the fuck is going on? My window? My fucking window? 464 00:20:01,733 --> 00:20:03,166 - What? - My f... 465 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,397 My window... what the fuck is going on? 466 00:20:05,437 --> 00:20:08,099 I've had this car for a week. What is going on? 467 00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:09,801 - Henry. - I don't know what happened. 468 00:20:09,841 --> 00:20:13,436 - Who the fuck is working this party? - Oh, I'll go do that. 469 00:20:13,478 --> 00:20:15,446 Okay, you tell me what happened. 470 00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:17,744 I saw a guy. 471 00:20:17,783 --> 00:20:19,774 You saw a guy? What did he look like? 472 00:20:19,818 --> 00:20:22,013 I just got a glimpse... a rough-looking guy. 473 00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:23,612 Yeah, black... with a black hat. 474 00:20:23,655 --> 00:20:25,680 A white guy with a black hat 475 00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:27,658 and like a must... a thin mustache. 476 00:20:27,693 --> 00:20:29,820 Yeah, he flew off. We just came out and he went... boom! 477 00:20:29,861 --> 00:20:31,123 Like so fast. There's no way 478 00:20:31,163 --> 00:20:32,858 - we could get a good description. - I don't think we'll find him. 479 00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:34,991 Fine. Enough. I'll check the security tape. 480 00:20:35,033 --> 00:20:38,002 Jesus, this fucking night. Great job. 481 00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:44,899 Shit. 482 00:20:47,312 --> 00:20:49,246 Okay, so you want a Calvados? 483 00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:00,251 Hey. Revenge is a dish... 484 00:21:00,292 --> 00:21:03,022 - Best served cold. - Yes. 485 00:21:03,061 --> 00:21:05,962 Tell me you have Calvados back here. 486 00:21:05,998 --> 00:21:07,898 - Uh, no. - Fuck. 487 00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:09,798 And of course the security camera 488 00:21:09,835 --> 00:21:11,803 doesn't have any fucking tape in it. 489 00:21:11,837 --> 00:21:14,067 - God damn it! Fuck! - Fuck! 490 00:21:19,411 --> 00:21:21,436 He's taking his name off the project. 491 00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:22,879 Ooh. 492 00:21:22,914 --> 00:21:24,848 - You fucked me. - You fucked me first. 493 00:21:24,883 --> 00:21:28,216 No, you fucked me first when you fired me. 494 00:21:28,253 --> 00:21:32,485 Then you fucked yourself by being a hack and a sellout. 495 00:21:32,524 --> 00:21:34,890 Fucking Mongus... 496 00:21:34,926 --> 00:21:37,656 it's unfilmable. I mean, what does he expect? 497 00:21:37,696 --> 00:21:40,961 I don't know. You're the writer. Figure it out. 498 00:21:40,999 --> 00:21:43,627 It's a telepathic gas. What do you do with that? 499 00:21:43,669 --> 00:21:45,660 Use a disembodied voice. 500 00:21:45,704 --> 00:21:47,729 You can't use a disembodied voice, okay? 501 00:21:47,773 --> 00:21:49,764 Real cinematic. You gotta make it... 502 00:21:49,808 --> 00:21:51,799 You can't just use a guy. That's a cop-out. 503 00:21:51,843 --> 00:21:53,777 Okay, well, you can't make it CGI either. 504 00:21:53,812 --> 00:21:57,475 What about a container, like a tank 505 00:21:57,516 --> 00:21:59,677 with a computer readout of what it's saying? 506 00:21:59,718 --> 00:22:01,310 That's a stupid idea. 507 00:22:01,353 --> 00:22:03,878 - What if it's a suit? - It'd have to be such a big suit. 508 00:22:03,922 --> 00:22:06,083 It's a scuba suit because on this planet... 509 00:22:06,124 --> 00:22:07,751 Yeah, it's airtight. It's gas-tight. 510 00:22:07,793 --> 00:22:09,658 Yeah, and it deflates and inflates when it talks. 511 00:22:09,695 --> 00:22:10,992 It'd be amazing. 512 00:22:11,029 --> 00:22:12,291 But, yeah... 513 00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:14,094 Together: It can't be CGI. 514 00:22:14,132 --> 00:22:15,565 No. 515 00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:17,431 Just like old times, huh? 516 00:22:17,469 --> 00:22:20,199 Yeah, except you're a millionaire 517 00:22:20,238 --> 00:22:23,503 and I'm serving shit food to shit people. 518 00:22:23,542 --> 00:22:27,103 Same shit though... just spitballing ideas. 519 00:22:27,145 --> 00:22:28,772 What about a ship? 520 00:22:29,781 --> 00:22:31,408 That's the container. 521 00:22:31,450 --> 00:22:33,281 You have a ship with a bunch of little mini-ships 522 00:22:33,318 --> 00:22:35,309 with guys in suits. And they're all part of... 523 00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:36,981 Together: The one big thing. 524 00:22:37,022 --> 00:22:40,219 Yeah yeah yeah. No, that's it. I mean, it would be... 525 00:22:40,258 --> 00:22:41,725 It's perfect. 526 00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:44,126 But yeah, no. He won't go for it. 527 00:22:44,162 --> 00:22:45,390 - Why? - Because it wrecks 528 00:22:45,430 --> 00:22:48,797 the integrity of the piece. No, face it, I'm fucked. 529 00:22:48,834 --> 00:22:51,325 And... 530 00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:56,239 dude, I am sorry about this whole thing. 531 00:22:56,274 --> 00:22:58,572 It was petty of me. It was small. 532 00:22:58,610 --> 00:23:00,942 You deserve better. 533 00:23:00,979 --> 00:23:02,276 Yeah. 534 00:23:02,314 --> 00:23:04,339 This fucking cocaine. 535 00:23:09,121 --> 00:23:11,112 How do you know Ed Harris? 536 00:23:11,156 --> 00:23:13,215 Wasn't he wonderful in "Milk Money"? 537 00:23:14,626 --> 00:23:17,857 I feel depressed. How do you fix that? 538 00:23:24,469 --> 00:23:26,994 - Hey. - Hey. 539 00:23:27,038 --> 00:23:30,735 - So call me later? - Yeah, if I feel like it. 540 00:23:30,776 --> 00:23:32,334 - Oh, look at you. - Yeah. 541 00:23:32,377 --> 00:23:34,743 One manly act and you're insufferable. 542 00:23:34,780 --> 00:23:37,248 What are you talking about? All I do are manly acts. 543 00:23:37,282 --> 00:23:39,250 Mm-hmm. Bye. 544 00:23:39,284 --> 00:23:41,013 - Ow. - Sorry. 545 00:23:41,052 --> 00:23:44,647 Henry, so how did you do it, man? Did you switch the hook around? 546 00:23:44,689 --> 00:23:47,157 I found the keys on the ground. 547 00:23:47,192 --> 00:23:51,253 Okay, huddle up. Huddle up, Party Downers. 548 00:23:51,296 --> 00:23:55,596 Tonight's RDDs: Henry... one, Casey... zero. 549 00:23:55,634 --> 00:23:57,568 Where's Casey? 550 00:23:57,602 --> 00:23:59,069 Okay, that's one. 551 00:23:59,104 --> 00:24:01,004 Roman gets a pass because of the revenge thing. 552 00:24:01,039 --> 00:24:02,904 And Kyle... that's three. I'm docking your pay. 553 00:24:02,941 --> 00:24:04,670 Whoa, are you gonna be docking your pay? 554 00:24:04,709 --> 00:24:06,700 - Why? - Because you peed in the host's glass 555 00:24:06,745 --> 00:24:08,736 - and broke his car window. - That's two. 556 00:24:08,780 --> 00:24:10,543 You still have three. I'm docking your pay. 557 00:24:10,582 --> 00:24:13,016 So I have this security tape. 558 00:24:18,390 --> 00:24:19,789 Kyle... zero. 559 00:24:19,825 --> 00:24:21,850 Hey, where's Lydia? 560 00:24:21,893 --> 00:24:23,884 Oh, thank God. 561 00:24:23,929 --> 00:24:27,490 I really need to powder my nose and I can't find the stuff. 562 00:24:27,532 --> 00:24:29,557 Thank you. 563 00:24:31,203 --> 00:24:33,839 This is fucking makeup. 564 00:24:45,917 --> 00:24:48,613 It was such a pleasure meeting you, Mr. Theodore. 565 00:24:48,653 --> 00:24:50,780 Personally I don't care if they ever make the movie. 566 00:24:50,822 --> 00:24:53,689 - The book is perfect. - Thank you, young man. 567 00:24:53,725 --> 00:24:55,750 But I think you might quite enjoy the movie. 568 00:24:55,794 --> 00:24:57,193 What do you mean? 569 00:24:57,229 --> 00:25:01,131 AF, the after-party awaits. 570 00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:03,293 Wait, I thought you were done with that guy. 571 00:25:03,335 --> 00:25:06,793 He redeemed himself with a clever idea. The Mongus will be a ship. 572 00:25:06,838 --> 00:25:09,864 With little mini-ships and guys with suits 573 00:25:09,908 --> 00:25:12,706 that are all part of the gas being? 574 00:25:12,744 --> 00:25:13,938 Yeah. 575 00:25:13,979 --> 00:25:18,040 That was my idea. He stole my fucking idea! 576 00:25:18,083 --> 00:25:21,109 Oh well, a marvelous idea. Have you ever considered being a writer? 577 00:25:21,152 --> 00:25:23,211 I am a writer. I told you. 578 00:25:23,255 --> 00:25:24,984 Let's go. 579 00:25:25,023 --> 00:25:27,856 You're still gonna hang out with a guy who is a hack and a thief? 580 00:25:27,893 --> 00:25:30,418 He's got the drugs and the women. 581 00:25:30,462 --> 00:25:34,262 And the keep is a rather cold and lonely place. 582 00:25:34,299 --> 00:25:36,233 Good luck to you. 583 00:25:38,069 --> 00:25:41,197 Game, set... Munt. 584 00:25:45,010 --> 00:25:47,843 I'm gonna go home and hang myself. 585 00:25:47,879 --> 00:25:49,403 What? 586 00:25:49,447 --> 00:25:53,577 Okay, a huge dork getting into a car full of hot chicks... 587 00:25:53,618 --> 00:25:55,950 if that's not a sign of hope, 588 00:25:55,987 --> 00:25:58,012 I don't know what is. 589 00:26:02,827 --> 00:26:04,886 Yeah. 590 00:26:04,936 --> 00:26:09,486 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 45258

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