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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,650 --> 00:00:04,700 You're pretty, you're nice and I like to talk to you. 2 00:00:04,873 --> 00:00:06,540 [Giggling] 3 00:00:06,575 --> 00:00:07,875 Hi. 4 00:00:07,910 --> 00:00:11,329 I really love you, but I can't do this anymore. 5 00:00:11,363 --> 00:00:13,214 I'm happy I met you. I am. 6 00:00:16,301 --> 00:00:18,702 She starts chemotherapy tomorrow. 7 00:00:18,720 --> 00:00:20,704 You should see these women after they've been to chemo. 8 00:00:20,722 --> 00:00:22,139 They look like ghosts. 9 00:00:22,174 --> 00:00:24,091 The thought of Kristina having to go through that 10 00:00:24,142 --> 00:00:26,294 is scary. 11 00:00:28,313 --> 00:00:29,680 [People chattering, yelling] 12 00:00:29,715 --> 00:00:32,249 [Rapper's delight playing] 13 00:00:32,267 --> 00:00:34,769 Yeah! 14 00:00:34,803 --> 00:00:37,772 15 00:00:37,806 --> 00:00:39,774 Work it out! Work it out! 16 00:00:39,808 --> 00:00:42,109 Work it out! 17 00:00:52,821 --> 00:00:54,271 [Laughter] 18 00:00:54,289 --> 00:00:56,774 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. 19 00:00:56,792 --> 00:01:00,628 [Cheers and applause] 20 00:01:00,662 --> 00:01:02,613 [Yelling] 21 00:01:02,631 --> 00:01:04,382 [Hysterical laughter] 22 00:01:04,416 --> 00:01:06,467 He's like, oh, handkerchief. 23 00:01:06,501 --> 00:01:07,668 I mean, I don't know what I'm doing. 24 00:01:07,719 --> 00:01:09,136 It's--there's something about him 25 00:01:09,171 --> 00:01:10,888 that's kind of compelling. But... 26 00:01:10,922 --> 00:01:12,256 - Who? - What am I doing? 27 00:01:12,290 --> 00:01:13,474 My boss. 28 00:01:13,508 --> 00:01:16,477 Mark is so cute, but he's like a puppy. 29 00:01:16,511 --> 00:01:17,762 He's still forming. He's not a puppy! 30 00:01:17,796 --> 00:01:19,897 - He's so cute! - Why do you say that? 31 00:01:19,931 --> 00:01:21,649 Hank is a man. 32 00:01:21,683 --> 00:01:25,353 Man! Hank's a man! 33 00:01:25,404 --> 00:01:27,855 I mean, but he also has like a past and an ex 34 00:01:27,906 --> 00:01:29,473 and all that heavy-- As do you. 35 00:01:29,491 --> 00:01:31,025 I know, but it was fun to be with somebody 36 00:01:31,076 --> 00:01:32,610 who did not have all that stuff, you know. 37 00:01:32,644 --> 00:01:35,279 But it's kinda nice to have someone who is experienced. 38 00:01:35,313 --> 00:01:37,865 Have you talked to him? 39 00:01:37,916 --> 00:01:39,316 Have you said-- Hank? 40 00:01:39,334 --> 00:01:40,984 No, we go to work together, and then we end up in bed. 41 00:01:41,003 --> 00:01:42,620 It's like a not-normal thing. 42 00:01:42,654 --> 00:01:44,372 Who has a bigger schlong? 43 00:01:44,423 --> 00:01:46,707 [Laughter] 44 00:01:46,758 --> 00:01:50,544 - That's all we care about. - That's right! 45 00:01:50,595 --> 00:01:52,213 I need to say this. 46 00:01:52,264 --> 00:01:55,016 You have to say to him, "look, Hank. 47 00:01:55,050 --> 00:01:57,435 I'm already so-- afraid of you. 48 00:01:57,469 --> 00:01:59,020 What? Yeah? 49 00:01:59,054 --> 00:02:01,171 - "Take me out and..." - "Like a lady." 50 00:02:01,189 --> 00:02:02,723 - Buy me dinner like a lady. All: Yeah! 51 00:02:02,774 --> 00:02:04,975 - You deserve a man-- - Exactly. 52 00:02:05,009 --> 00:02:06,176 But he's already paying my salary. 53 00:02:06,194 --> 00:02:08,195 So you know where you're at with that. 54 00:02:08,230 --> 00:02:11,014 So I guess he feels like I'm taken care of already. 55 00:02:11,033 --> 00:02:12,867 - He needs to respect you. - I know, you're right. 56 00:02:12,901 --> 00:02:14,902 Yeah! For sure. Beautiful queen that you are. 57 00:02:14,953 --> 00:02:16,287 - Oh. - That's the thing. 58 00:02:16,321 --> 00:02:18,622 It's like does he respect me? Or-- 59 00:02:23,912 --> 00:02:25,696 - that is something. 60 00:02:26,915 --> 00:02:28,466 You know what? 61 00:02:28,500 --> 00:02:30,551 It's about time you started getting rid of some of that. 62 00:02:30,585 --> 00:02:32,720 Well, you were being rowdy and you were dancing. 63 00:02:32,754 --> 00:02:33,904 So you know, it's just like-- 64 00:02:33,939 --> 00:02:36,307 - too much hair on that head. - Yeah. 65 00:02:36,341 --> 00:02:37,558 Do you wanna go? 66 00:02:37,592 --> 00:02:38,726 Should we go now? Yeah. 67 00:02:38,760 --> 00:02:40,594 I think maybe we should go. 'Cause-- 68 00:02:40,645 --> 00:02:42,396 I'm good. 69 00:02:47,886 --> 00:02:49,887 [Buzzing] 70 00:03:11,042 --> 00:03:14,011 [Ethereal singing] 71 00:03:14,045 --> 00:03:14,545 72 00:04:19,193 --> 00:04:21,244 may God bless and keep you always 73 00:04:21,278 --> 00:04:23,279 and may your wishes all come true 74 00:04:23,313 --> 00:04:25,081 may you always do for others 75 00:04:25,115 --> 00:04:26,783 and let others do for you 76 00:04:28,617 --> 00:04:30,951 may you build a ladder to the stars 77 00:04:30,970 --> 00:04:32,470 and climb on every rung 78 00:04:32,504 --> 00:04:34,305 and may you stay 79 00:04:34,340 --> 00:04:36,791 forever young 80 00:04:38,609 --> 00:04:40,259 may you grow up to be righteous 81 00:04:40,294 --> 00:04:42,061 may you grow up to be true 82 00:04:42,095 --> 00:04:43,780 may you always know the truth 83 00:04:45,814 --> 00:04:47,231 and see the lights surrounding you 84 00:04:47,265 --> 00:04:49,033 may you always be courageous 85 00:04:50,567 --> 00:04:52,285 stand upright and be strong 86 00:04:52,319 --> 00:04:53,703 and may you stay 87 00:04:55,237 --> 00:04:56,487 forever young 88 00:04:56,538 --> 00:04:57,955 may you stay 89 00:04:57,990 --> 00:05:01,075 forever young 90 00:05:06,500 --> 00:05:07,776 Adam! 91 00:05:08,207 --> 00:05:10,942 Honey, wake up. 92 00:05:10,976 --> 00:05:12,293 [Sighs] 93 00:05:12,327 --> 00:05:15,263 - Adam! - What? 94 00:05:15,297 --> 00:05:17,265 What the hell? [Objects clattering] 95 00:05:17,299 --> 00:05:20,101 I did it. 96 00:05:20,135 --> 00:05:22,053 [Laughs] I did it. 97 00:05:22,104 --> 00:05:24,138 Whoa. 98 00:05:24,172 --> 00:05:26,641 Uh What do you think? 99 00:05:26,675 --> 00:05:28,059 Wow. 100 00:05:28,110 --> 00:05:32,513 For a second, I thought that... 101 00:05:32,531 --> 00:05:33,815 Never mind. You thought that what? 102 00:05:33,849 --> 00:05:35,984 You look great. What? 103 00:05:36,018 --> 00:05:37,852 No, Kristina, it's just I was startled. 104 00:05:37,870 --> 00:05:39,153 - Shut up! - I was aslee-- 105 00:05:39,187 --> 00:05:40,488 honey, you look beautiful. You look fine. 106 00:05:40,522 --> 00:05:42,991 - Shut up! - Honey! 107 00:05:54,336 --> 00:05:57,105 Hey. 108 00:05:57,139 --> 00:05:59,474 What do you got, the goldberg? Mmhmm, yeah. 109 00:05:59,508 --> 00:06:00,775 The bar mitzvah? 110 00:06:00,809 --> 00:06:02,927 This is the long lens stuff. Mm. Yes. 111 00:06:02,962 --> 00:06:04,062 Thought it came out real good. 112 00:06:04,113 --> 00:06:05,813 Mmhmm. 113 00:06:05,847 --> 00:06:08,015 Couple of little funny-looking kids. 114 00:06:08,033 --> 00:06:10,034 Mmhmm. 115 00:06:12,688 --> 00:06:14,789 - [Laughs] - [Laughing] 116 00:06:14,823 --> 00:06:17,625 You should, you know, ask me out sometime. 117 00:06:17,660 --> 00:06:19,911 You know. 118 00:06:19,962 --> 00:06:23,464 Whatlike what, on a date? 119 00:06:23,499 --> 00:06:25,333 'Cause otherwise, you know, we're here... 120 00:06:25,367 --> 00:06:28,002 - Right. - And sometimes we're there. 121 00:06:28,036 --> 00:06:30,254 - Right. - And you know, it's-- 122 00:06:30,305 --> 00:06:32,724 I'm looking at the goldberg. I mean, it's just weird. 123 00:06:32,758 --> 00:06:35,176 Uh, this is a little weird. 124 00:06:35,210 --> 00:06:36,811 No, thisisweird! 125 00:06:36,845 --> 00:06:38,879 - Yeah. - 'Cause--'cause this is weird. 126 00:06:38,897 --> 00:06:41,366 But okay. So we'll go on a date. 127 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:43,685 So I should--like should I ask you out on a date? 128 00:06:43,719 --> 00:06:45,486 Is that how-- Do I have to do everything? 129 00:06:45,521 --> 00:06:47,071 All right, all right. All right, go back. 130 00:06:47,106 --> 00:06:48,406 - Okay. - Do your thing. 131 00:06:48,440 --> 00:06:50,391 Doo doo-doo doo-doo 132 00:06:50,409 --> 00:06:53,077 hey, uh, Sarah. 133 00:06:53,112 --> 00:06:54,529 Yeah? 134 00:06:54,563 --> 00:06:57,682 Howyou wanna go out like to a restaurant or something? 135 00:06:57,716 --> 00:07:01,068 Oyes, okay. 136 00:07:01,086 --> 00:07:03,504 Okay. Thursday maybe? 137 00:07:03,539 --> 00:07:05,323 Thursday? 138 00:07:05,357 --> 00:07:06,841 - Uh, whenever you wanna go. - Are you busy-- 139 00:07:06,875 --> 00:07:08,743 you got a lot going on for sat-- 140 00:07:08,761 --> 00:07:09,910 Thursday's fine. Okay. 141 00:07:09,928 --> 00:07:11,462 All right. 142 00:07:11,497 --> 00:07:13,080 Is that it? 143 00:07:13,098 --> 00:07:15,583 - You have to make a plan. - Yeah, okay. 144 00:07:15,601 --> 00:07:18,219 Oh, where are we gonna go? Where are we gonna go? 145 00:07:18,253 --> 00:07:21,088 We're gonna go to the place that you 146 00:07:21,106 --> 00:07:22,356 have in your head already. 147 00:07:22,391 --> 00:07:23,924 Okay. [Laughs] 148 00:07:23,942 --> 00:07:25,343 So...7:00-ish? 149 00:07:25,377 --> 00:07:26,477 You have to make some decisions. 150 00:07:26,528 --> 00:07:27,628 - Yeah, let's go 7:00. - Okay. 151 00:07:27,663 --> 00:07:30,481 I'll wear a dress. 152 00:07:30,532 --> 00:07:32,767 I'll buy something. 153 00:07:32,801 --> 00:07:35,119 - I'll buy something new. - Hmm. 154 00:07:35,154 --> 00:07:36,621 This'll be fun. 155 00:07:36,655 --> 00:07:38,072 - Yeah. - Yeah. 156 00:07:38,106 --> 00:07:40,408 Thank you. 157 00:07:48,667 --> 00:07:52,053 Mm. 158 00:07:52,087 --> 00:07:55,890 Mm. 159 00:07:55,924 --> 00:07:57,225 Good pancakes. 160 00:07:57,259 --> 00:08:01,429 Glad you like 'em. 161 00:08:01,463 --> 00:08:05,099 What? 162 00:08:06,185 --> 00:08:07,485 [Sighs] 163 00:08:07,519 --> 00:08:10,488 My mom lost her job. 164 00:08:10,522 --> 00:08:12,440 - Really? - Yeah. 165 00:08:12,474 --> 00:08:14,425 - When? - Just before the holidays. 166 00:08:14,460 --> 00:08:16,828 - Wow. - Yeah. 167 00:08:16,862 --> 00:08:19,146 - Is she okay? - I think so. 168 00:08:19,164 --> 00:08:23,251 But, uh, she needs to borrow money. 169 00:08:23,285 --> 00:08:25,419 Mmhmm. 170 00:08:25,454 --> 00:08:26,487 How much? 171 00:08:26,505 --> 00:08:28,155 Like 5... 172 00:08:28,173 --> 00:08:29,173 Thousand. 173 00:08:29,208 --> 00:08:31,592 5,000? Yeah. 174 00:08:31,627 --> 00:08:32,960 Jasmine, 5,000? 175 00:08:32,994 --> 00:08:34,212 I know, I know it's a lot. 176 00:08:34,263 --> 00:08:35,596 She drive a Bentley that I don't know about? 177 00:08:35,631 --> 00:08:37,298 What did you tell her? 5,000 bucks? 178 00:08:37,332 --> 00:08:40,885 I told her I have to talk to you. 179 00:08:40,936 --> 00:08:43,621 Just... Think about it, okay? 180 00:08:43,655 --> 00:08:47,608 Just take a day and think about it. 181 00:08:47,643 --> 00:08:51,112 Please? Okay. 182 00:08:51,146 --> 00:08:53,197 I'll think about it. Okay. 183 00:08:53,232 --> 00:08:56,234 These were butter-me-up pancakes, weren't they? 184 00:08:56,285 --> 00:08:59,019 Maybe a little. 185 00:09:03,075 --> 00:09:05,960 We got our math tests back. 186 00:09:05,994 --> 00:09:09,630 Okay. Well, you studied really hard. 187 00:09:09,665 --> 00:09:11,499 I'm proud of you for that. 188 00:09:11,533 --> 00:09:13,885 Maybe we can just shoot for doing a little better next time. 189 00:09:13,919 --> 00:09:16,754 You know? We can do better than that? 190 00:09:16,805 --> 00:09:19,039 93? 191 00:09:19,057 --> 00:09:21,809 You got 93%? 192 00:09:21,844 --> 00:09:23,594 Oh, my God! 193 00:09:23,645 --> 00:09:25,179 93? Isn't that like an "a"? 194 00:09:25,213 --> 00:09:27,565 Yes, that is absolutely like an "a". 195 00:09:27,599 --> 00:09:29,016 Never really gotten an "a" before. 196 00:09:29,050 --> 00:09:31,385 - Oh! That's incredible. - Can we show it to my mom? 197 00:09:31,403 --> 00:09:33,855 - You just did. - Not her, my real mom. 198 00:09:33,889 --> 00:09:37,441 I wanna show her how good I'm doing. 199 00:09:37,492 --> 00:09:39,443 Howwellyou're doing. 200 00:09:39,494 --> 00:09:41,078 Can we please? 201 00:09:41,113 --> 00:09:43,164 Um, we can talk about it. 202 00:09:43,198 --> 00:09:44,866 Okay. 203 00:09:48,386 --> 00:09:50,887 I guess I thought, worst-case scenario, 204 00:09:50,922 --> 00:09:53,140 maybe she's gonna need $800. 205 00:09:53,174 --> 00:09:54,391 - Yeah. - Or $1,000. 206 00:09:54,425 --> 00:09:56,760 $5,000! 207 00:09:56,811 --> 00:09:59,312 That's what it's gonna take to get her out of this hole. 208 00:09:59,347 --> 00:10:02,065 I mean, we have the money technically, but-- 209 00:10:02,100 --> 00:10:03,550 well, if you have the money then what's the big deal? 210 00:10:03,568 --> 00:10:06,269 Well, I just-- I don't wanna set a precedent 211 00:10:06,320 --> 00:10:08,822 where I give her $5,000 this month, 212 00:10:08,856 --> 00:10:11,858 and then next month she needs another 4,000 or 5,000. 213 00:10:11,892 --> 00:10:13,026 I don't know. Yeah. 214 00:10:13,060 --> 00:10:14,277 Well, all right, listen to me. 215 00:10:14,328 --> 00:10:16,613 First of all, you gotta stop thinking about this 216 00:10:16,664 --> 00:10:17,748 like it's a loan. 217 00:10:17,782 --> 00:10:18,749 Okay? Yeah. 218 00:10:18,783 --> 00:10:19,899 This is a gift. 219 00:10:19,917 --> 00:10:21,418 Oh, I'm-- now we've moved already 220 00:10:21,452 --> 00:10:23,704 to "I'm giving it to her." 221 00:10:23,738 --> 00:10:25,589 - Yeah. - It's a gift? 222 00:10:25,623 --> 00:10:27,591 With your friends, it's a loan. 223 00:10:27,625 --> 00:10:28,959 But with family, it's a gift. 224 00:10:29,010 --> 00:10:30,427 I learned that the hard way. 225 00:10:30,461 --> 00:10:31,762 - From... - Loaning you money. 226 00:10:31,796 --> 00:10:33,580 - Oh, really? - Mm-hmm. 227 00:10:33,598 --> 00:10:36,016 Turned out to be a gift. 228 00:10:36,050 --> 00:10:38,802 Well, no, I'm not dead yet. You might get that money back. 229 00:10:38,853 --> 00:10:41,921 I don't wanna give her a $5,000 gift. 230 00:10:41,939 --> 00:10:43,774 All right, look. 231 00:10:43,808 --> 00:10:45,275 Crosby, listen to me, seriously. 232 00:10:45,309 --> 00:10:47,177 All right? This is family. 233 00:10:47,211 --> 00:10:49,980 When you married Jasmine, you married her family. 234 00:10:50,031 --> 00:10:51,364 Now her problems are your problems 235 00:10:51,399 --> 00:10:52,816 whether you like it or not. 236 00:10:52,867 --> 00:10:54,317 And obviously Renee really needs this money 237 00:10:54,368 --> 00:10:55,652 or she wouldn't ask. 238 00:10:55,703 --> 00:10:56,987 And obviously Jasmine really wants to give it to her. 239 00:10:57,038 --> 00:10:59,072 So do not rock the boat. 240 00:10:59,106 --> 00:11:01,941 This is family, you know? 241 00:11:01,959 --> 00:11:04,544 It's the right thing to do. 242 00:11:07,048 --> 00:11:08,749 Ground beef. There you go. 243 00:11:08,783 --> 00:11:10,133 Have a good day. 244 00:11:10,168 --> 00:11:12,753 Next! Hey, Carlos. 245 00:11:12,787 --> 00:11:15,088 Um, hmm. 246 00:11:15,122 --> 00:11:16,389 Let's see... 247 00:11:16,424 --> 00:11:18,925 Kristina, what can I get you today? 248 00:11:18,959 --> 00:11:22,345 Um, let me try five Italian Turkey sausage, 249 00:11:22,396 --> 00:11:27,517 and also let's do 2 pounds of lean ground beef. 250 00:11:27,568 --> 00:11:31,354 Um, 2 pounds of lean ground beef. 251 00:11:31,405 --> 00:11:33,973 5-pounds Italian sausage. 252 00:11:33,991 --> 00:11:35,442 Sure. 253 00:11:35,476 --> 00:11:38,645 All right. 254 00:11:38,663 --> 00:11:40,664 Here you go. 255 00:11:47,922 --> 00:11:50,757 [Knocking on door] 256 00:11:50,792 --> 00:11:52,759 Hey. 257 00:11:52,794 --> 00:11:55,328 - Hey. - Mind if I come in? 258 00:11:55,346 --> 00:11:58,181 - Yeah. - You doing okay? 259 00:12:00,051 --> 00:12:01,802 - [Deep sigh] - Huh? 260 00:12:01,836 --> 00:12:03,553 - I'm all right. - You sure? 261 00:12:03,604 --> 00:12:05,138 I just had sort of a crummy day. 262 00:12:05,172 --> 00:12:06,807 Everywhere that I went today, 263 00:12:06,841 --> 00:12:08,525 everybody looked at me like I was some sort of a freak show. 264 00:12:08,559 --> 00:12:10,844 You know Carlos, our butcher? Yep. 265 00:12:10,862 --> 00:12:12,395 He looked at me like I had leprosy, 266 00:12:12,446 --> 00:12:13,814 like he was gonna catch it. 267 00:12:13,848 --> 00:12:15,232 I just had to get out of there. It's just startling. 268 00:12:15,283 --> 00:12:17,350 People just need a little bit of time to get used to it. 269 00:12:17,368 --> 00:12:18,819 Startling for who? For--okay, don't do that. 270 00:12:18,853 --> 00:12:20,153 Don't do that. Don't do what? 271 00:12:20,187 --> 00:12:21,454 I don't really care about 272 00:12:21,489 --> 00:12:22,622 other people's feelings right now, I don't. 273 00:12:22,657 --> 00:12:24,658 All right. 274 00:12:24,692 --> 00:12:26,409 What about--what about Max? 275 00:12:26,460 --> 00:12:27,694 Max loves it. 276 00:12:27,712 --> 00:12:29,362 He says I look like bane from the Batman movie. 277 00:12:29,380 --> 00:12:30,580 - Listen, honey. - Adam, I just-- 278 00:12:30,631 --> 00:12:31,832 this is a part of the process. 279 00:12:31,866 --> 00:12:33,383 This is a tough part of the process. 280 00:12:33,417 --> 00:12:34,467 We knew it was gonna be like this. 281 00:12:34,502 --> 00:12:35,635 - Is it? - Yeah. 282 00:12:35,670 --> 00:12:37,036 It's part of the process? 283 00:12:37,054 --> 00:12:38,505 Your hair is still in there. It's gonna grow back. 284 00:12:38,539 --> 00:12:39,840 - You don't understand, okay? - Then help me understand. 285 00:12:39,874 --> 00:12:41,925 I thought this whole thing would be so, you know, 286 00:12:41,976 --> 00:12:43,393 transforming and liberating, 287 00:12:43,427 --> 00:12:45,729 and I would feel this sense of freedom. 288 00:12:45,763 --> 00:12:48,148 And going out the other night like I was a normal human being 289 00:12:48,182 --> 00:12:49,482 and hanging out with your sisters 290 00:12:49,517 --> 00:12:54,437 and just-- just like we used to, you know? 291 00:12:54,488 --> 00:12:55,722 Okay. 292 00:12:55,740 --> 00:12:57,858 It's okay to let loose a little bit, all right? 293 00:12:57,892 --> 00:12:58,992 Okay, I get it. Thanks. 294 00:12:59,026 --> 00:13:00,327 Listen, try not to be hard on yourself. 295 00:13:00,361 --> 00:13:02,245 I'm not, okay? You don't need to lecture me. 296 00:13:02,280 --> 00:13:04,447 I'm not trying to lecture you. I just don't want-- 297 00:13:04,498 --> 00:13:06,616 I just don't want you to-- Kristina, I'm on your side. 298 00:13:06,667 --> 00:13:08,118 I know you're on my side, okay? 299 00:13:08,169 --> 00:13:09,786 I don't know what to do. Please don't be mad at me. 300 00:13:09,820 --> 00:13:11,955 Honey, I'm not mad at you. I'm just going to the bathroom. 301 00:13:12,006 --> 00:13:14,124 All right. 302 00:13:28,900 --> 00:13:32,300 So, we wanna to talk to you about your math test, 303 00:13:32,355 --> 00:13:35,907 and how proud we are of you and excited, 304 00:13:35,941 --> 00:13:37,625 and of course we understand 305 00:13:37,660 --> 00:13:39,277 that you wanna tell your mom about it. 306 00:13:39,295 --> 00:13:43,200 But we have to, um, clear something up. 307 00:13:43,232 --> 00:13:46,284 Um, this is--this might be tough to understand, 308 00:13:46,319 --> 00:13:48,186 so just--we'll keep talking 309 00:13:48,221 --> 00:13:49,921 until we get it all worked out, okay? 310 00:13:49,956 --> 00:13:52,224 - Okay. - All right. 311 00:13:54,927 --> 00:13:56,428 Okay, so here's the thing. 312 00:13:56,479 --> 00:13:58,212 Um... 313 00:13:58,231 --> 00:14:01,766 Victor, you can't... Talk to your mom. 314 00:14:01,817 --> 00:14:05,403 Why not? 315 00:14:05,438 --> 00:14:07,722 Well, because... 316 00:14:07,740 --> 00:14:09,074 You know, in the past, 317 00:14:09,108 --> 00:14:10,942 you've stayed with families for a little while, 318 00:14:10,993 --> 00:14:12,060 and then you've gone back to your mom. 319 00:14:12,078 --> 00:14:13,111 Foster care. 320 00:14:13,162 --> 00:14:14,195 - Right. - Right. 321 00:14:14,229 --> 00:14:15,563 This is something different 322 00:14:15,581 --> 00:14:21,002 where now we've adopted you, and... 323 00:14:21,037 --> 00:14:23,371 You know, we're your parents, and I'm your mom. 324 00:14:23,405 --> 00:14:25,674 But you're not my mom. 325 00:14:25,708 --> 00:14:29,094 Okay, buddy, I know this is difficult. 326 00:14:29,128 --> 00:14:31,012 Um... 327 00:14:31,047 --> 00:14:32,797 But this is the way it is. 328 00:14:32,848 --> 00:14:36,268 We're not the ones making this decision, okay? 329 00:14:36,302 --> 00:14:37,886 This is, um... 330 00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:42,524 The court decided this because of her substance abuse. 331 00:14:42,558 --> 00:14:43,975 I know I can't live with her, 332 00:14:44,026 --> 00:14:45,944 but why can't I just be friends with her? 333 00:14:45,978 --> 00:14:47,812 I know this doesn't seem fair. 334 00:14:47,863 --> 00:14:49,781 It's not fair! 335 00:14:49,815 --> 00:14:52,233 And you know it. 336 00:14:54,370 --> 00:14:56,371 - High society? - No. 337 00:14:56,405 --> 00:14:57,939 - Allure. - No. 338 00:14:57,957 --> 00:15:00,208 - Chicago! - No. 339 00:15:00,242 --> 00:15:02,661 - Temptation. - Where's that one? 340 00:15:02,712 --> 00:15:03,995 - Up in the corner. - No. 341 00:15:04,046 --> 00:15:05,163 You know what? I got it. 342 00:15:05,214 --> 00:15:06,414 I know what it is. What? 343 00:15:06,448 --> 00:15:08,449 I'm feeling it. It's colonial man. 344 00:15:08,467 --> 00:15:09,617 Huh? Sarah. 345 00:15:09,635 --> 00:15:11,786 Come on, colonial man! 346 00:15:11,804 --> 00:15:14,889 Yes! Yeah! 347 00:15:14,924 --> 00:15:16,891 It's awesome. All right. 348 00:15:16,926 --> 00:15:18,927 Put that back. Oh, my God. 349 00:15:18,961 --> 00:15:20,762 I think we should just bring her here. 350 00:15:20,796 --> 00:15:22,630 It's too hard to do without her. 351 00:15:22,648 --> 00:15:25,266 She's embarrassed to leave the house. 352 00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:27,652 I just wanna do something nice for her, you know, 353 00:15:27,687 --> 00:15:28,987 and I feel like maybe 354 00:15:29,021 --> 00:15:30,739 we shouldn't be trying to be creative. 355 00:15:30,773 --> 00:15:32,190 We should just find something that looks like her 356 00:15:32,241 --> 00:15:33,692 and help her feel normal again. 357 00:15:33,743 --> 00:15:35,410 So Yeah. 358 00:15:35,444 --> 00:15:36,745 Maybe we should just look for something 359 00:15:36,779 --> 00:15:37,779 that looks like her hair. 360 00:15:37,813 --> 00:15:39,364 Yeah. Well, I think we're-- 361 00:15:39,415 --> 00:15:40,582 Troll, really? 362 00:15:40,616 --> 00:15:42,951 I think we're in the wrong aisle in that case. 363 00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:44,452 - Thank you for taking that off. - Let's go over in the next one. 364 00:15:44,486 --> 00:15:46,320 I'm buying it. Don't get me wrong. 365 00:15:46,339 --> 00:15:47,706 Don't embarrass me. 366 00:15:47,757 --> 00:15:49,374 Okay, here, we've got some blondes. 367 00:15:49,425 --> 00:15:51,126 How about Barbie? That's cute. 368 00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:53,545 Little bit sassy. Well, she's not... 369 00:15:53,596 --> 00:15:54,929 You're trying to make her look like a hooker. 370 00:15:54,964 --> 00:15:56,014 It's like Jane Fonda. 371 00:15:56,048 --> 00:15:57,298 Hey, right here! Look at this! 372 00:15:57,332 --> 00:15:58,666 This is perfect. Look at that! 373 00:15:58,684 --> 00:15:59,884 - Uh-- - That's it. 374 00:15:59,935 --> 00:16:01,169 That looks just like her hair, doesn't it? 375 00:16:01,187 --> 00:16:02,837 - Does it? - Yeah. Doesn't it? 376 00:16:12,281 --> 00:16:14,015 Can I be excused? 377 00:16:14,033 --> 00:16:15,784 Finish your broccoli first. 378 00:16:15,818 --> 00:16:17,952 I don't like it. It's gross. 379 00:16:19,572 --> 00:16:23,575 Okay, um, just clear your plate then. 380 00:16:28,914 --> 00:16:30,498 He didn't put it in the dishwasher. 381 00:16:30,532 --> 00:16:32,333 I know, Syd. 382 00:16:32,367 --> 00:16:34,368 And he's supposed to put his placemat away. 383 00:16:34,387 --> 00:16:35,420 Yeah, it's fine. 384 00:16:35,471 --> 00:16:37,371 He has a lot of homework tonight. 385 00:16:37,390 --> 00:16:38,807 Well, why did he turn on the TV? 386 00:16:38,841 --> 00:16:41,676 Syd, don't worry about it. 387 00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:43,261 Do I have to finish my broccoli? 388 00:16:43,312 --> 00:16:46,147 - Sydney, you like broccoli. - I don't feel like broccoli. 389 00:16:46,182 --> 00:16:48,817 Will you shut up and eat it, please? 390 00:16:52,154 --> 00:16:56,241 You're not supposed to say "shut up." 391 00:16:56,275 --> 00:16:58,392 Hey. 392 00:17:03,332 --> 00:17:04,449 [Door closes] 393 00:17:04,500 --> 00:17:06,451 - Hello! - Hey. 394 00:17:06,502 --> 00:17:08,586 Hey. I'm so sorry I missed dinner. 395 00:17:08,621 --> 00:17:09,754 It's okay. 396 00:17:09,789 --> 00:17:11,122 That session just went crazy long. 397 00:17:11,173 --> 00:17:12,924 Where's the boy? 398 00:17:12,958 --> 00:17:14,926 - Doing homework. - Oh, okay. 399 00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:17,745 Um... 400 00:17:17,763 --> 00:17:23,268 Listen, I've been thinking about your mom, and, um... 401 00:17:23,302 --> 00:17:27,856 I basically decided that I think we should help her. 402 00:17:27,890 --> 00:17:32,927 I mean, when I married you, I married your whole family. 403 00:17:32,945 --> 00:17:34,863 I think we should give her the money. 404 00:17:34,897 --> 00:17:36,231 [Sighs] 405 00:17:36,265 --> 00:17:37,816 Thank you so much for saying that. 406 00:17:37,867 --> 00:17:39,400 Yeah. 407 00:17:39,434 --> 00:17:41,119 It's the right thing to do. 408 00:17:41,153 --> 00:17:42,954 But it's a lot worse than I thought. 409 00:17:42,988 --> 00:17:44,739 I sat down with her today, 410 00:17:44,773 --> 00:17:47,125 went over her finances, and it's a mess. 411 00:17:47,159 --> 00:17:51,546 Between rent, utilities, and credit card bills, 412 00:17:51,580 --> 00:17:56,217 5,000 won't even make a dent. 413 00:17:56,252 --> 00:17:59,838 Okay, so what are we supposed to do? 414 00:17:59,872 --> 00:18:01,789 Option one is to give her the money. 415 00:18:01,807 --> 00:18:03,391 But that won't last, 416 00:18:03,425 --> 00:18:05,810 and we'll be back in the same situation a month from now. 417 00:18:05,845 --> 00:18:10,315 Okay, and then option two is what? 418 00:18:10,349 --> 00:18:13,985 She can come stay with us. 419 00:18:14,019 --> 00:18:15,987 - In this house? - Yes, in this house. 420 00:18:16,021 --> 00:18:19,224 Youthat's option two is your mom lives in this house? 421 00:18:19,258 --> 00:18:21,159 Yeah, well, we have a spare bedroom. 422 00:18:21,193 --> 00:18:22,977 That's not a spare bedroom. 423 00:18:22,995 --> 00:18:26,814 That's my space where I do things, okay? 424 00:18:26,832 --> 00:18:28,666 They're creative. It's not a spare bedroom. 425 00:18:28,701 --> 00:18:30,985 Honey, I think you can live without your man-cave 426 00:18:31,003 --> 00:18:32,704 for a month or two. 427 00:18:32,755 --> 00:18:34,789 For a month or two? 428 00:18:34,823 --> 00:18:36,291 How long you think she's gonna live here? 429 00:18:36,325 --> 00:18:37,625 I'm just saying. 430 00:18:37,659 --> 00:18:39,544 It'll only be temporary until she gets back on her feet. 431 00:18:39,595 --> 00:18:40,712 Okay, listen to me. 432 00:18:40,763 --> 00:18:42,213 I love your mom. I do. 433 00:18:42,264 --> 00:18:44,165 She's a beautiful woman. 434 00:18:44,183 --> 00:18:45,683 But we cannot have her living her. 435 00:18:45,718 --> 00:18:47,852 She's gonna take control of everything. 436 00:18:47,887 --> 00:18:50,722 We're gonna have prayer circles and crucifixes and all the-- 437 00:18:50,773 --> 00:18:52,506 She'll be out looking for a job. 438 00:18:52,525 --> 00:18:54,125 Why doesn't she move in with sekou? 439 00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:55,977 - Because he doesn't have room. - How could he not have room? 440 00:18:56,011 --> 00:18:57,695 He's one person, we're three! 441 00:18:57,730 --> 00:18:59,697 Look, it's not gonna be that bad. 442 00:18:59,732 --> 00:19:02,033 I think it'd be great. She can help with jabbar. 443 00:19:02,067 --> 00:19:05,153 Grandma's moving in with us? 444 00:19:06,539 --> 00:19:09,490 Awesome! 445 00:19:10,626 --> 00:19:14,045 [Humming] 446 00:19:14,079 --> 00:19:15,547 Kristina? 447 00:19:15,581 --> 00:19:17,248 Got you a little something today. 448 00:19:17,299 --> 00:19:18,967 Hey. I didn't know you'd... 449 00:19:19,001 --> 00:19:20,301 Just a little something to hold you over. 450 00:19:20,336 --> 00:19:22,536 - Be home early. - Here you go. 451 00:19:22,555 --> 00:19:24,172 No big deal. 452 00:19:24,206 --> 00:19:25,873 - Thanks. - Yeah, you bet. 453 00:19:29,544 --> 00:19:34,215 What do you think? [Scoffs] 454 00:19:34,233 --> 00:19:35,266 - You don't like it? - It's-- 455 00:19:35,317 --> 00:19:36,651 it's a wig. 456 00:19:36,685 --> 00:19:37,819 - Yeah. - Yeah. 457 00:19:37,853 --> 00:19:39,988 I saw you looking for them on the Internet, 458 00:19:40,022 --> 00:19:41,356 so I thought I'd save you the trouble 459 00:19:41,390 --> 00:19:42,740 and pick one up for you. Wait a second. 460 00:19:42,775 --> 00:19:44,993 Is this what you think my hair looks like? 461 00:19:45,027 --> 00:19:47,028 Are you kidding? This is a joke. 462 00:19:47,062 --> 00:19:48,496 - No, I-- - Honey. 463 00:19:48,530 --> 00:19:50,898 Honey, this is like pathetic. 464 00:19:50,916 --> 00:19:53,668 It's like a hooker wig. I mean, really. 465 00:19:53,702 --> 00:19:55,587 It's bad. It's really bad. 466 00:19:55,621 --> 00:19:58,289 I don't know how-- how much did you spend on that? 467 00:19:58,340 --> 00:19:59,407 $250. 468 00:19:59,425 --> 00:20:00,574 Ugh. You better get your money back. 469 00:20:00,593 --> 00:20:01,876 That's for sure. You know what? 470 00:20:01,910 --> 00:20:03,077 I made a mistake. 471 00:20:03,095 --> 00:20:04,212 It doesn't make any sense to me. 472 00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:05,797 Why would you buy me a wig? 473 00:20:05,848 --> 00:20:07,748 If you think that I look this disgusting, 474 00:20:07,766 --> 00:20:09,250 obviously you wanna cover me up. 475 00:20:09,268 --> 00:20:10,602 So this is more for you than it is for me. 476 00:20:10,636 --> 00:20:11,803 - That's not what this is. - No, it actually is. 477 00:20:11,854 --> 00:20:12,971 I think you look beautiful. 478 00:20:13,022 --> 00:20:14,305 I thought this was something that you wanted. 479 00:20:14,356 --> 00:20:15,940 Please admit to me that you hate that I look sick. 480 00:20:15,975 --> 00:20:17,258 I don't hate the way you look. 481 00:20:17,276 --> 00:20:18,860 Honey, when I woke you up the other night in bed, 482 00:20:18,894 --> 00:20:20,194 you freaked out. I think you look beautiful. 483 00:20:20,229 --> 00:20:21,562 - You freaked out! - I was asleep. 484 00:20:21,596 --> 00:20:23,764 - You're lying to me. - Kristina, I am not lying. 485 00:20:23,782 --> 00:20:25,283 - Stop saying that. - I got this for you. 486 00:20:25,317 --> 00:20:26,600 - Stop it! - Okay! All right! 487 00:20:26,619 --> 00:20:27,935 I have a port-a-cath in my chest. 488 00:20:27,953 --> 00:20:29,621 I have bruises all over my body and scars. 489 00:20:29,655 --> 00:20:30,822 My head is bald. 490 00:20:30,873 --> 00:20:32,440 I know you do and you're beautiful to me. 491 00:20:32,458 --> 00:20:33,625 - Stop it! - Hey! 492 00:20:33,659 --> 00:20:34,792 - Stop it! - Honey, I'm not the enemy here. 493 00:20:34,827 --> 00:20:35,943 - Just take it back! - I got this for you. 494 00:20:35,961 --> 00:20:37,778 Just like-- 495 00:20:37,796 --> 00:20:41,966 you got it for me or for you? 496 00:20:42,001 --> 00:20:44,335 You know what, I'll take it back. 497 00:20:44,386 --> 00:20:45,670 Take it back. I don't want it. 498 00:20:45,721 --> 00:20:47,472 I will take it back. 499 00:20:49,458 --> 00:20:51,643 And you should tell me when you're coming home early. 500 00:20:53,062 --> 00:20:55,380 [Sniffling] 501 00:21:00,319 --> 00:21:03,488 I'm sorry, honey. 502 00:21:03,522 --> 00:21:06,407 [Crying] 503 00:21:20,882 --> 00:21:22,015 - Yeah? Yo. - Amber. 504 00:21:22,050 --> 00:21:23,684 - Yes, I'm here. - Make sure these go out 505 00:21:23,718 --> 00:21:25,102 with those packages, okay? Okay, all right. 506 00:21:25,136 --> 00:21:26,970 I gotta go to the bank, then I gotta get back for the-- 507 00:21:27,021 --> 00:21:28,588 my 2:00 is cancelled. When did that happen? 508 00:21:28,606 --> 00:21:29,856 I don't know. I mean, things get canceled. 509 00:21:29,891 --> 00:21:31,058 I was supposed to meet 510 00:21:31,092 --> 00:21:32,235 with the manager of the prairie blasters. 511 00:21:32,259 --> 00:21:33,477 Well, listen, I mean... 512 00:21:33,528 --> 00:21:34,928 Are you upset that you have a free day now? 513 00:21:34,946 --> 00:21:36,429 No, I just don't understand how all of a sudden 514 00:21:36,447 --> 00:21:38,648 I don't have anything to do for the rest of the day. 515 00:21:38,700 --> 00:21:41,267 - Well-- - Hey. 516 00:21:41,285 --> 00:21:42,536 What are you doing? You don't even- 517 00:21:42,570 --> 00:21:43,737 you know what? 518 00:21:43,771 --> 00:21:44,955 You don't even wanna talk to me right now. 519 00:21:44,989 --> 00:21:46,106 What? You can't-- what are doing? 520 00:21:46,124 --> 00:21:47,107 What, are you having a garage sale? 521 00:21:47,125 --> 00:21:48,441 - Cool! - Damn it! 522 00:21:48,459 --> 00:21:49,709 I'm not having a garage sale. How much is- 523 00:21:49,710 --> 00:21:51,294 I had to move everything out of my art room 524 00:21:51,329 --> 00:21:53,547 because Renee's moving in, and that is your fault. 525 00:21:53,581 --> 00:21:55,448 Wait, wait, wait. How is this my fault? 526 00:21:55,466 --> 00:21:56,500 I'll tell you exactly. 527 00:21:56,551 --> 00:21:58,001 You advised me to take a weak position, 528 00:21:58,052 --> 00:22:00,220 so I went in there and I said, "your family's my family. 529 00:22:00,254 --> 00:22:01,505 Here's $5,000." 530 00:22:01,556 --> 00:22:03,006 And she sensed the weakness and then she attacked. 531 00:22:03,057 --> 00:22:05,092 And now I have ren-- what are you-- 532 00:22:05,126 --> 00:22:06,593 I lost the room I do my stuff in. 533 00:22:06,627 --> 00:22:07,928 - I'm sorry. - [Laughing] 534 00:22:07,962 --> 00:22:09,129 You think that's funny too? 535 00:22:09,147 --> 00:22:10,964 - You can do it in my apartment. - Do what? 536 00:22:10,982 --> 00:22:13,517 Who's the creative engine of this place, you? 537 00:22:13,568 --> 00:22:14,985 Are you the creative engine? 538 00:22:15,019 --> 00:22:16,186 Are you? Clearly not. 539 00:22:16,237 --> 00:22:18,405 You might one day be, but you're not yet. 540 00:22:18,439 --> 00:22:19,740 Help me. You can't leave this here. 541 00:22:19,774 --> 00:22:23,443 I can't help you. My whole afternoon is booked. 542 00:22:25,329 --> 00:22:27,748 - Hey. - Hi, honey. 543 00:22:27,782 --> 00:22:30,150 What are you having? Orange juice. 544 00:22:33,838 --> 00:22:35,822 What's this? 545 00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:37,457 Oh, um, nothing. 546 00:22:37,491 --> 00:22:39,376 I was messaging Mr. Cyr about the colleges. 547 00:22:39,427 --> 00:22:40,710 No, it's okay. I mean, I know what it is. 548 00:22:40,762 --> 00:22:42,512 It's just shocking to see. Wait a minute. 549 00:22:42,547 --> 00:22:43,964 That's new year's Eve. Mom, don't look at it. 550 00:22:43,998 --> 00:22:45,715 Well, I can't not look at it now, 551 00:22:45,767 --> 00:22:47,217 'cause it's new year's Eve. I know, but it's literally- 552 00:22:47,268 --> 00:22:48,301 it's like the teachers had a new year's Eve thing. 553 00:22:48,335 --> 00:22:49,553 Who is that? Who is that? 554 00:22:49,604 --> 00:22:50,887 The art teacher. Mrs. ocker. 555 00:22:50,938 --> 00:22:52,055 She's kissing him on the cheek. 556 00:22:52,106 --> 00:22:53,506 Because everybody kisses on the cheek 557 00:22:53,524 --> 00:22:55,008 on new year's Eve. 558 00:22:55,026 --> 00:22:56,676 It's a like a life rule 559 00:22:56,694 --> 00:22:58,061 that you don't look at Facebook at these times. 560 00:22:58,112 --> 00:22:59,179 I know, I know. 561 00:22:59,197 --> 00:23:00,530 I saw Amy, you know, 562 00:23:00,565 --> 00:23:03,233 holding her niece with like some guy one time. 563 00:23:03,284 --> 00:23:04,701 It's the worst. 564 00:23:04,735 --> 00:23:05,902 Is he dating her? Just tell me. 565 00:23:05,953 --> 00:23:07,287 [Laughing] No, he's not dating her. 566 00:23:07,321 --> 00:23:08,955 - Okay, that's all. - It's new year's. 567 00:23:08,990 --> 00:23:11,691 Okay. 568 00:23:11,709 --> 00:23:13,710 [Exhales] 569 00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:17,214 Uncle Adam, you're not gonna believe this! 570 00:23:17,248 --> 00:23:18,748 - One second. - You're not gonna believe this! 571 00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:20,133 - What? What? - Kristina's downstairs. 572 00:23:20,168 --> 00:23:21,918 She called the fire department. Are you serious? 573 00:23:21,969 --> 00:23:23,003 There's a fire truck down there. 574 00:23:23,037 --> 00:23:24,387 There's an ambulance. 575 00:23:24,422 --> 00:23:25,722 She said she's calling the cops. I got it, I got it. 576 00:23:25,756 --> 00:23:27,808 All right, all right, all right, come on. 577 00:23:30,311 --> 00:23:31,878 Hi. 578 00:23:33,147 --> 00:23:34,431 Kristina, what are you doing? 579 00:23:34,482 --> 00:23:36,883 I am so incredibly sorry, Adam. 580 00:23:36,901 --> 00:23:38,485 I have been treating you so horribly, 581 00:23:38,519 --> 00:23:40,520 and I know that you were just trying with the wig. 582 00:23:40,554 --> 00:23:42,405 And even though it was an awful wig, 583 00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:44,808 I just love the fact that you tried. 584 00:23:44,842 --> 00:23:47,110 So I'd like to make it up to you. 585 00:23:47,161 --> 00:23:48,728 Okay? 586 00:23:48,746 --> 00:23:50,530 Um, tonight, I have a great night planned. 587 00:23:50,564 --> 00:23:52,415 I rented this awesome limo, 588 00:23:52,450 --> 00:23:54,734 and I got us a room at the sterling hotel 589 00:23:54,752 --> 00:23:57,587 which is really, really fancy. 590 00:23:57,622 --> 00:24:00,874 And I'd like to spend the night with you as husband and wife, 591 00:24:00,908 --> 00:24:04,461 not husband and patient. 592 00:24:04,512 --> 00:24:07,047 If you'll have me, 593 00:24:07,081 --> 00:24:10,767 I would like to go out on a date with you. 594 00:24:10,801 --> 00:24:14,321 I would love to go out with you. 595 00:24:14,355 --> 00:24:15,605 Yes. 596 00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:17,440 [Laughing, clapping] 597 00:24:17,475 --> 00:24:18,591 Thank you. 598 00:24:18,609 --> 00:24:20,694 I'm sorry. Come here. 599 00:24:25,616 --> 00:24:27,284 - Love you. - I love you. 600 00:24:27,318 --> 00:24:29,319 We're gonna have such a good time. 601 00:24:29,370 --> 00:24:31,454 - I can't believe you did this. - I did it. 602 00:24:31,489 --> 00:24:32,605 I love it. You look great. 603 00:24:32,623 --> 00:24:33,707 - You like my wig? - I love it. 604 00:24:33,741 --> 00:24:35,158 It's kind of crazy. 605 00:24:35,209 --> 00:24:36,376 Yeah, it's gonna feel like being with, uh, you know-- 606 00:24:36,410 --> 00:24:37,777 - with your wife. - Yeah, with my wife. 607 00:24:37,795 --> 00:24:39,546 With your wife. 608 00:24:39,580 --> 00:24:40,747 Exactly. 609 00:24:40,781 --> 00:24:42,282 There she is, my accomplice. Whoo! 610 00:24:42,300 --> 00:24:44,668 How about an aperitif? The accomplice. 611 00:24:44,719 --> 00:24:46,619 For the drive. Yes. 612 00:24:46,637 --> 00:24:48,454 Yeah, and the acting award goes to... 613 00:24:48,472 --> 00:24:50,757 Very, very crafty, you two. 614 00:24:50,791 --> 00:24:52,125 Yes, uh-huh. She did so much. 615 00:24:52,143 --> 00:24:53,760 You look amazing. You guys have so much fun! 616 00:24:53,794 --> 00:24:55,295 I can't believe this. 617 00:24:55,313 --> 00:24:56,730 I'm gonna get some video, guys, I'm gonna get some video. 618 00:24:56,764 --> 00:24:57,931 Okay? All right. 619 00:24:57,965 --> 00:24:59,065 - All right. - Big smiles. 620 00:24:59,100 --> 00:25:00,183 Here we go. 621 00:25:00,234 --> 00:25:01,601 All: Whoo! 622 00:25:01,635 --> 00:25:03,803 Hey, tell your brother dinner's almost ready, okay? 623 00:25:03,821 --> 00:25:05,138 Okay. 624 00:25:05,156 --> 00:25:06,907 Thank you. 625 00:25:09,076 --> 00:25:10,660 - Dinner's almost ready. - So? 626 00:25:10,695 --> 00:25:13,780 - Can I try? - No, just leave me alone. 627 00:25:15,249 --> 00:25:18,001 - Who's your real mom? - What? 628 00:25:18,035 --> 00:25:21,871 Well, you said you wanted to show your test to your real mom. 629 00:25:21,923 --> 00:25:23,173 Who is she? 630 00:25:23,207 --> 00:25:25,992 What's it to you? Just be quiet. 631 00:25:26,010 --> 00:25:29,379 - Did she do something bad? - No. 632 00:25:29,430 --> 00:25:30,997 Well, at the schoolyard, they say she's in jail. 633 00:25:31,015 --> 00:25:33,099 She's not in jail, stupid! 634 00:25:33,134 --> 00:25:35,018 Well, if she's not in jail, why doesn't she come see you? 635 00:25:35,052 --> 00:25:36,836 Just... Shut up! 636 00:25:36,854 --> 00:25:38,605 Your mom must not love you. 637 00:25:38,639 --> 00:25:39,940 Your mom doesn't love you 'cause you're a bad kid. 638 00:25:39,974 --> 00:25:41,107 Would you just leave me alone? 639 00:25:41,142 --> 00:25:44,060 [Screaming] 640 00:25:44,111 --> 00:25:46,512 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Are you guys okay? 641 00:25:46,530 --> 00:25:48,898 Don't move! Slipped out of my hand. 642 00:25:48,950 --> 00:25:50,784 Are you out of your mind? 643 00:25:50,818 --> 00:25:52,535 - It was an accident. - Get in the house! 644 00:25:52,570 --> 00:25:54,404 I slit slipped out of my hands. 645 00:25:54,455 --> 00:25:56,456 Get into your room, please, right now. 646 00:25:56,490 --> 00:25:58,158 [Crying] 647 00:25:59,210 --> 00:26:00,744 God. 648 00:26:00,795 --> 00:26:03,029 Aw, she'll really appreciate that. 649 00:26:03,047 --> 00:26:05,632 The noise and the breeze help her to sleep. 650 00:26:05,666 --> 00:26:07,033 That's great, honey. 651 00:26:07,051 --> 00:26:08,412 I really want her to think she's on a cruise ship 652 00:26:08,419 --> 00:26:10,804 while she's here so she doesn't leave. 653 00:26:10,838 --> 00:26:12,806 Crosby, I know you're not happy about the situation, 654 00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:14,507 but you really don't have to take it out on me. 655 00:26:14,541 --> 00:26:16,176 Who should I take it out on? Jabbar? 656 00:26:16,210 --> 00:26:17,344 You made the decision. 657 00:26:17,378 --> 00:26:19,145 - What-- - You railroaded me. 658 00:26:19,180 --> 00:26:20,730 - No, I didn't. - You didn't? 659 00:26:20,765 --> 00:26:21,898 No! 660 00:26:21,932 --> 00:26:23,733 I don't remember inviting her to move in. 661 00:26:23,768 --> 00:26:25,885 I think that was you. You went straight to the nuclear option. 662 00:26:25,903 --> 00:26:28,104 We could've gotten her a cheap place to live. 663 00:26:28,155 --> 00:26:29,389 She's my mother. 664 00:26:29,407 --> 00:26:30,774 She's not some problem you throw money at. 665 00:26:30,825 --> 00:26:32,892 You know what? This is my house. 666 00:26:32,910 --> 00:26:34,227 I wanna be able to come home from work 667 00:26:34,245 --> 00:26:35,662 and walk around in my underwear 668 00:26:35,696 --> 00:26:38,198 without bumping into her in the hallway and feeling awkward. 669 00:26:38,232 --> 00:26:40,750 This is my space, okay? She's invading it. 670 00:26:40,785 --> 00:26:45,472 First of all, this isourplace, okay? 671 00:26:45,506 --> 00:26:49,426 Second of all, quit acting like she's some kind of monster. 672 00:26:49,460 --> 00:26:50,593 She's my mother! 673 00:26:50,628 --> 00:26:52,012 She loves you, she loves jabbar, 674 00:26:52,046 --> 00:26:53,346 and she needs our help. 675 00:26:53,381 --> 00:26:54,881 So get over yourself. 676 00:26:54,915 --> 00:26:57,300 [Scoffs] Great. 677 00:26:57,351 --> 00:26:58,768 Is that my fault too? 678 00:27:05,805 --> 00:27:08,056 This is a good place. 679 00:27:08,091 --> 00:27:09,641 This is--you can tell it's fancy, 680 00:27:09,676 --> 00:27:15,314 'cause I think the maitre d' is Gerard depardieu. 681 00:27:15,348 --> 00:27:18,400 And the salad's...$17. 682 00:27:18,434 --> 00:27:19,968 That's what I'm talking about. 683 00:27:19,986 --> 00:27:21,687 If I'm gonna wear a tie, 684 00:27:21,738 --> 00:27:24,106 I wanna pay double digits for a salad. 685 00:27:24,140 --> 00:27:27,659 It all looks pretty good though. What are you gonna get? 686 00:27:27,694 --> 00:27:29,862 Trout. Trout. I think I'll just get the trout. 687 00:27:29,896 --> 00:27:33,648 Fish. You're gonna get fish... At a steak place. 688 00:27:33,666 --> 00:27:35,000 Really? 689 00:27:35,034 --> 00:27:39,504 That's like going to the zoo to see the pigeons. 690 00:27:39,539 --> 00:27:42,007 What's going on? Hmm? 691 00:27:42,041 --> 00:27:43,658 What's up? 692 00:27:43,676 --> 00:27:47,462 I'm sorry, I have something on my mind and I feel bad. 693 00:27:47,496 --> 00:27:48,797 Well, what? 694 00:27:48,831 --> 00:27:50,182 I was on Facebook today, 695 00:27:50,216 --> 00:27:51,850 and I saw a picture of mark with a girl, 696 00:27:51,885 --> 00:27:55,837 and it just really, uh, was shocking. 697 00:27:55,855 --> 00:27:58,357 And I, you know, it could be something. 698 00:27:58,391 --> 00:28:00,008 It could be nothing. It's none of my business. 699 00:28:00,026 --> 00:28:02,010 But it hurt my feelings, and it's on my mind. 700 00:28:02,028 --> 00:28:03,678 I'm sorry. [Exhales] 701 00:28:03,696 --> 00:28:07,032 Let's start again. 702 00:28:09,702 --> 00:28:11,853 - You're on Facebook? - [Laughing] 703 00:28:11,871 --> 00:28:13,622 Well... 704 00:28:13,656 --> 00:28:15,123 Look, what? 705 00:28:15,158 --> 00:28:16,858 You were thinking of your ex-boyfriend. 706 00:28:16,876 --> 00:28:18,526 Fiance. 707 00:28:18,544 --> 00:28:21,330 Yeah, whatever. 708 00:28:21,364 --> 00:28:25,250 It's--people get jealous. 709 00:28:25,301 --> 00:28:26,534 I'm divorced ten years. 710 00:28:26,552 --> 00:28:29,771 Whenever I go pick up my daughter and... 711 00:28:29,806 --> 00:28:33,725 There's another guy with my ex, 712 00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:35,410 I don't like it. 713 00:28:35,445 --> 00:28:37,813 - Really? - No. 714 00:28:37,847 --> 00:28:41,383 It's human nature. 715 00:28:41,401 --> 00:28:43,718 Thanks. 716 00:28:45,054 --> 00:28:46,939 - We should go. - What? 717 00:28:46,990 --> 00:28:49,391 No, not--don't let me-- No, not that. 718 00:28:49,409 --> 00:28:51,610 It's just this place. I don't like the lighting. 719 00:28:51,661 --> 00:28:53,912 I don't like the smell. It's like a mausoleum in here. 720 00:28:53,947 --> 00:28:55,247 I thought it would be more fun. 721 00:28:55,281 --> 00:28:57,616 Look, what's that guy got on his... 722 00:28:57,667 --> 00:29:00,235 He's sending wine back. Really. 723 00:29:00,253 --> 00:29:02,570 Both: We don't belong here. 724 00:29:02,588 --> 00:29:04,089 - I feel bad though. - No, we're leaving. 725 00:29:04,123 --> 00:29:05,207 Okay. 726 00:29:05,241 --> 00:29:06,291 You know what? We're taking this. 727 00:29:06,342 --> 00:29:07,426 - No. - Put it in your hair. 728 00:29:07,460 --> 00:29:10,345 Okay. Thanks. 729 00:29:11,514 --> 00:29:14,466 [Rock music] 730 00:29:14,517 --> 00:29:16,935 731 00:29:16,970 --> 00:29:18,053 Hey, hey! 732 00:29:18,087 --> 00:29:19,521 Are you here for the napte thing? 733 00:29:19,555 --> 00:29:21,356 Aren't you so glad it's not in Tulsa this year? 734 00:29:21,391 --> 00:29:23,525 Ugh! That was a snooze fest. 735 00:29:23,559 --> 00:29:25,110 Got stuck with this trio of chardies. 736 00:29:25,144 --> 00:29:29,431 I'm so glad it's in frisco. I mean, what an amazing city. 737 00:29:29,449 --> 00:29:31,867 The food, the people, the wharf, 738 00:29:31,901 --> 00:29:33,785 Alcatraz, presidio park. All of it. 739 00:29:33,820 --> 00:29:35,988 It's like come on. I'm Luke, by the way. 740 00:29:36,039 --> 00:29:39,291 Nice to meet you. I'm Jennifer. 741 00:29:39,325 --> 00:29:41,076 What do you do, Jennifer? 742 00:29:41,110 --> 00:29:43,628 Uh, actually, I am in management. 743 00:29:43,663 --> 00:29:46,748 I have a small company, um, you know, three employees. 744 00:29:46,782 --> 00:29:48,083 Doggie that runs in the office. 745 00:29:48,117 --> 00:29:49,251 What? How old are you? That's awesome. 746 00:29:49,285 --> 00:29:51,086 20 I just turned 27. 747 00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:53,121 No way. I just turned 27. 748 00:29:53,139 --> 00:29:54,222 - Stop! - Yeah! 749 00:29:54,257 --> 00:29:56,008 I love your hair by the way. Really? 750 00:29:56,059 --> 00:29:57,342 Yeah, I love it. It's gorgeous. 751 00:29:57,393 --> 00:29:59,311 - I just got it colored. - It's an amazing color on you. 752 00:29:59,345 --> 00:30:01,129 Wow. That's really nice to hear. 753 00:30:01,147 --> 00:30:03,348 - I-I have this thing. - Yeah. 754 00:30:03,399 --> 00:30:05,400 When I first meet someone, I like to pick out 755 00:30:05,435 --> 00:30:07,819 the one thing I love about them, then I compliment them on it. 756 00:30:07,854 --> 00:30:09,688 - Oh, my God, so smart. - It's a sales thing. 757 00:30:09,739 --> 00:30:11,106 - That is such a great-- - Yeah. 758 00:30:11,140 --> 00:30:12,524 - You're in sales. - I'm in sales, exactly. 759 00:30:12,575 --> 00:30:14,326 Get outta town. I would've never guessed that. 760 00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:16,578 I'm almost the top dog in my sales group. 761 00:30:16,612 --> 00:30:19,314 If I win--me and this other guy are neck and neck-- 762 00:30:19,332 --> 00:30:20,665 I get to go on a trip next month. 763 00:30:20,700 --> 00:30:22,650 - Where? - Scottsdale, Arizona. 764 00:30:22,668 --> 00:30:25,337 - One of the best places ever. - I know! 765 00:30:25,371 --> 00:30:26,671 It's like the Beverly hills of Arizona. 766 00:30:26,706 --> 00:30:28,340 It'sit is the Beverly hills of Arizona. 767 00:30:28,374 --> 00:30:30,292 - That's what I've heard. - Excuse me. 768 00:30:30,326 --> 00:30:32,511 No, we're good. Thank you. 769 00:30:32,545 --> 00:30:33,828 So this hotel-- 770 00:30:33,846 --> 00:30:35,347 the amenities at this place are amazing. 771 00:30:35,381 --> 00:30:37,849 - Really? - All kiehl's products, 772 00:30:37,884 --> 00:30:39,101 which is great... So that'll be-- 773 00:30:39,135 --> 00:30:40,135 - Luke... - Oh. 774 00:30:40,169 --> 00:30:41,669 This is, um... 775 00:30:41,687 --> 00:30:43,105 Mm. My husband Adam. 776 00:30:43,139 --> 00:30:45,507 I aml'm embar-- ah! 777 00:30:45,525 --> 00:30:46,841 - It's okay. - There it is. There's the-- 778 00:30:46,859 --> 00:30:48,226 - married. - So sorry. 779 00:30:48,277 --> 00:30:50,145 I didn't, um-- Oh, honey, I think I- 780 00:30:50,179 --> 00:30:51,480 - I think you should probably kick his ass. 781 00:30:51,514 --> 00:30:52,948 - Think I should kick his ass? - No! 782 00:30:52,982 --> 00:30:54,366 Luke. Luke, we're kidding. 783 00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:56,485 I just--I just wanna tell you you just made my day, okay? 784 00:30:56,519 --> 00:30:58,703 I'm really a housewife with three children. 785 00:30:58,738 --> 00:31:00,038 - Three kids! - Yeah. 786 00:31:00,073 --> 00:31:01,523 You put three in there? 787 00:31:01,541 --> 00:31:02,657 Congrats to you. 788 00:31:02,691 --> 00:31:04,743 I'm 34, not 27. 789 00:31:04,794 --> 00:31:06,294 - Wow. - Yeah. 790 00:31:06,329 --> 00:31:07,662 - Well, you look amazing. - Thank you. 791 00:31:07,696 --> 00:31:09,381 You both look amazing. Do you use the kiehl's products? 792 00:31:09,415 --> 00:31:11,083 'Cause I've heard that kiehl's products-- 793 00:31:11,134 --> 00:31:12,884 - you know what I'm gonna-- I'm gonna do you a favor, okay? 794 00:31:12,919 --> 00:31:14,869 Laura! Great smile too. It's crazy. 795 00:31:14,887 --> 00:31:16,138 You guys need something else? 796 00:31:16,172 --> 00:31:18,140 I'd like you to meet my friend Luke. 797 00:31:18,174 --> 00:31:19,207 - Hi, Luke. - This is Laura. 798 00:31:19,225 --> 00:31:20,258 - Hey, Laura! - Nice to meet you! 799 00:31:20,309 --> 00:31:21,426 How you doing? 800 00:31:21,477 --> 00:31:22,877 Tell her about your-- your promotion or your-- 801 00:31:22,895 --> 00:31:24,179 what are you gonna do? - Oh, my gosh. 802 00:31:24,213 --> 00:31:25,880 If I win this trip... Oh, yeah. 803 00:31:25,898 --> 00:31:27,215 Trip to scottsdale. Az. 804 00:31:27,233 --> 00:31:28,767 Shut up! I'm from Arizona. 805 00:31:28,818 --> 00:31:29,935 - You're a zonie. - I am. 806 00:31:29,986 --> 00:31:31,069 - Shut up. - Just outside of tempe. 807 00:31:31,104 --> 00:31:32,187 - Shut up. - How wild is that? 808 00:31:32,221 --> 00:31:33,522 - You--prove it! - Driver's license. 809 00:31:33,556 --> 00:31:34,689 Wanna see it? 810 00:31:34,723 --> 00:31:35,890 I'll show you my driver's license. 811 00:31:35,908 --> 00:31:37,192 But you have to not make fun of my picture. 812 00:31:37,226 --> 00:31:38,660 Okay, all right. Let's see it. 813 00:31:38,694 --> 00:31:40,562 Oh, my God! 814 00:31:40,580 --> 00:31:42,030 Wow, honey. 815 00:31:42,064 --> 00:31:43,448 - I still got it. - Yeah, you do. 816 00:31:43,499 --> 00:31:45,534 I got it. That made me feel so happy. 817 00:31:45,568 --> 00:31:46,868 I'm gonna get you out on the dance floor 818 00:31:46,902 --> 00:31:48,203 before somebody else gets it, come on. 819 00:31:48,237 --> 00:31:50,172 - All right, come on. - Let's do it! 820 00:31:55,678 --> 00:31:58,046 All right, that's done. 821 00:31:58,080 --> 00:32:00,748 Hopefully, he'll go to sleep at some point. 822 00:32:00,766 --> 00:32:02,551 Did he say anything? 823 00:32:02,585 --> 00:32:04,469 Oh, just that he's sorry and he thinks you hate him. 824 00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:07,105 He could've seriously injured Sydney. 825 00:32:07,140 --> 00:32:09,057 Honey, it was an accident. 826 00:32:09,091 --> 00:32:11,026 It was a metal bat. 827 00:32:11,060 --> 00:32:14,095 Yes. It was a metal bat. 828 00:32:14,113 --> 00:32:15,981 What was he thinking? 829 00:32:16,032 --> 00:32:18,433 Believe me, he knows he did something wrong, 830 00:32:18,451 --> 00:32:21,119 and he knows how pissed off you are at him. 831 00:32:21,154 --> 00:32:24,623 You're saying I'm overreacting to this? 832 00:32:24,657 --> 00:32:28,210 I think that once this all calms down, 833 00:32:28,244 --> 00:32:30,295 I think he just needs to know from you 834 00:32:30,329 --> 00:32:34,049 that it's the behavior you're upset with and not him. 835 00:32:34,083 --> 00:32:36,451 What does that even mean? 836 00:32:36,469 --> 00:32:37,802 No, they're not separate things. 837 00:32:37,837 --> 00:32:39,671 You judge people by their actions. 838 00:32:39,722 --> 00:32:41,840 Okay, well, his action was an accident. 839 00:32:41,891 --> 00:32:43,758 And so he's going to learn from that accident. 840 00:32:43,792 --> 00:32:45,143 I think we have a much bigger problem 841 00:32:45,178 --> 00:32:46,478 than you're admitting here. 842 00:32:46,512 --> 00:32:47,646 And what's that? 843 00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:50,582 That our child-- 844 00:32:50,616 --> 00:32:53,818 one of our children was seriously endangered 845 00:32:53,853 --> 00:32:56,271 by our other child, 846 00:32:56,305 --> 00:33:00,025 and I don't know what to do about that. 847 00:33:00,076 --> 00:33:03,478 I don't know if we can live like that. 848 00:33:13,873 --> 00:33:15,290 Okay, ready? And go! 849 00:33:15,324 --> 00:33:16,424 - Does the-- - Okay, you take it. 850 00:33:16,459 --> 00:33:17,959 Yougo! Does speed matter? 851 00:33:17,993 --> 00:33:19,994 Yes, yes! That's what's exciting about the game, go! 852 00:33:20,012 --> 00:33:21,329 Ah! It's mine! Okay, go! 853 00:33:21,347 --> 00:33:23,665 We need to make something exciting, 854 00:33:23,683 --> 00:33:25,016 because-- [Laughing] 855 00:33:25,051 --> 00:33:27,519 It's the highest card wins. [Grunts] 856 00:33:27,553 --> 00:33:29,020 There's no strategy to this game. 857 00:33:29,055 --> 00:33:30,222 Whoever invented this game-- 858 00:33:30,273 --> 00:33:31,389 - what do you mean there's no strategy? 859 00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:32,641 It's--you-- 860 00:33:32,675 --> 00:33:33,858 - the person who invented the game, 861 00:33:33,893 --> 00:33:35,644 he had a short day that day. [Laughing] 862 00:33:35,678 --> 00:33:36,678 He just came in and said, 863 00:33:36,696 --> 00:33:37,979 "all right, we need another game." 864 00:33:38,013 --> 00:33:39,948 - Seven beats six! - I don't even... 865 00:33:39,982 --> 00:33:41,516 It's a classic! It's a classic. 866 00:33:41,534 --> 00:33:43,535 Let's just drink some more. How about that? 867 00:33:43,569 --> 00:33:45,036 Oh, man! 868 00:33:45,071 --> 00:33:46,905 A little more. 869 00:33:46,939 --> 00:33:49,291 What do you got going on here? Can I see this for a second? 870 00:33:49,325 --> 00:33:51,409 Let me see. Why? What do you mean? 871 00:33:51,460 --> 00:33:52,711 Oh, this is not good. 872 00:33:52,745 --> 00:33:54,296 This is gonna be-- this is gonna end up horrible. 873 00:33:54,330 --> 00:33:55,863 Why? I just wanna see what we're dealing with. 874 00:33:55,881 --> 00:33:57,549 I can't-- I don't see anything now. 875 00:33:57,583 --> 00:34:00,535 Is this your glass? Oh, wow. Wow! 876 00:34:00,553 --> 00:34:02,804 You know what? I can't see. 877 00:34:02,838 --> 00:34:05,039 I can hear you. That's all. 878 00:34:05,057 --> 00:34:07,342 That's one thing. I will never lose you. 879 00:34:07,376 --> 00:34:08,560 'Cause... 880 00:34:08,594 --> 00:34:10,178 What do you mean you'll never lose me? 881 00:34:10,212 --> 00:34:12,714 Well, because I could always follow the sound. 882 00:34:12,732 --> 00:34:13,898 Hmm. 883 00:34:13,933 --> 00:34:15,900 Like I don't like listening to people. 884 00:34:15,935 --> 00:34:17,435 I also don't like looking at people 885 00:34:17,486 --> 00:34:18,603 hmm. 886 00:34:18,654 --> 00:34:20,405 I don't know if you've noticed that. 887 00:34:20,439 --> 00:34:21,656 I have. 888 00:34:21,691 --> 00:34:25,059 Eye contact is not one of my favorite things. 889 00:34:25,077 --> 00:34:28,446 Yet with you... 890 00:34:28,497 --> 00:34:32,117 I find it hard not to look in your eyes. 891 00:34:52,921 --> 00:34:54,789 What are you doing Saturday? 892 00:34:56,692 --> 00:34:59,644 [Rock music] 893 00:34:59,695 --> 00:35:01,529 894 00:35:01,564 --> 00:35:05,116 [Talking under breath] 895 00:35:05,151 --> 00:35:08,536 Baby, I don't know 896 00:35:08,571 --> 00:35:11,039 you want some of this body tonic? 897 00:35:11,073 --> 00:35:14,042 - Okay. - Yeah, it says it, uh... 898 00:35:14,076 --> 00:35:16,795 Cleanses and energizes. 899 00:35:16,829 --> 00:35:19,631 - That's good. - And I'm feeling energized. 900 00:35:19,665 --> 00:35:20,782 - All right! - All right. 901 00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:22,751 You ready for this? Yeah. 902 00:35:22,785 --> 00:35:26,054 Think you can locate the Johnson file? 903 00:35:26,088 --> 00:35:29,591 Honey, you look so awesome. Wow. 904 00:35:29,625 --> 00:35:32,960 - You wanted this job. - I like it. 905 00:35:32,978 --> 00:35:34,429 - Are you okay? - Sexy. Yeah. 906 00:35:34,463 --> 00:35:36,664 I'm ready to go to funkytown. 907 00:35:36,699 --> 00:35:38,516 Honey, you don't look good. 908 00:35:38,567 --> 00:35:41,186 What is it? [Sighs] 909 00:35:41,237 --> 00:35:42,437 - What? - Babe, I'm so tired. 910 00:35:42,471 --> 00:35:43,971 Okay, all right. It's all right. 911 00:35:43,989 --> 00:35:46,274 - I'm so sorry. No, I suck. - Let's just get you to bed. 912 00:35:46,308 --> 00:35:48,827 - I suck so bad. - It's all right. 913 00:35:48,861 --> 00:35:50,445 - I just-- - It's okay. 914 00:35:50,479 --> 00:35:52,614 I hit a wall. I really did. 915 00:35:52,648 --> 00:35:54,315 I was ready to go like six minutes ago, 916 00:35:54,333 --> 00:35:55,983 and then I just hit a wall. 917 00:35:56,001 --> 00:35:58,036 - You feel sick? - No, I don't feel sick. 918 00:35:58,087 --> 00:35:59,754 I just-- All right. 919 00:35:59,789 --> 00:36:01,172 - I'm just so tired. - Okay. 920 00:36:01,207 --> 00:36:03,208 Here's what we're gonna do. What? 921 00:36:03,259 --> 00:36:04,926 - Get you some water. - No, no, no, no, no. 922 00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:06,494 Don't do this. It's like $12 a bottle. 923 00:36:06,512 --> 00:36:08,012 Don't worry about it. 924 00:36:08,047 --> 00:36:09,547 Here you go. You're awesome. 925 00:36:09,598 --> 00:36:10,714 Before you go to bed, have some water. 926 00:36:10,716 --> 00:36:12,884 Honey, you're so awesome. 927 00:36:12,935 --> 00:36:15,186 I'm sorry. I'm such a tease. 928 00:36:18,274 --> 00:36:20,058 I'm sorry, babe. It's okay. 929 00:36:20,109 --> 00:36:22,176 Don't worry about it. You got all oiled up and... 930 00:36:22,194 --> 00:36:23,344 Don't worry about it. 931 00:36:23,362 --> 00:36:24,979 You have on your merv Griffin jacket. 932 00:36:25,013 --> 00:36:26,898 It's fine. I promise, okay? 933 00:36:26,949 --> 00:36:28,066 [Phone chimes] 934 00:36:28,117 --> 00:36:29,069 Honey, can you get that, please? 935 00:36:29,118 --> 00:36:30,351 - Just ignore it. - No, please. 936 00:36:30,369 --> 00:36:31,519 - Ignore it. - I'll sleep better. 937 00:36:31,537 --> 00:36:32,620 Just relax, okay? I'll get it. 938 00:36:32,655 --> 00:36:34,289 Just you relax. I know, I'm relaxed. 939 00:36:34,323 --> 00:36:37,242 I'm relaxed. I'm relaxed. 940 00:36:37,293 --> 00:36:38,526 Who was it? 941 00:36:38,544 --> 00:36:42,213 It's from Amber. 942 00:36:43,416 --> 00:36:44,866 Aw. [Amber laughter] 943 00:36:44,884 --> 00:36:46,301 - Really good. - Bye. 944 00:36:46,335 --> 00:36:47,469 - Bye. - All right, you kids. 945 00:36:47,503 --> 00:36:49,036 [Both laughing] 946 00:36:49,054 --> 00:36:50,638 You guys have fun! 947 00:36:50,673 --> 00:36:52,006 - That's really sweet. - Not too much fun. 948 00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:54,893 You're something else, you know that? 949 00:36:54,927 --> 00:36:58,480 That wig is hideous. I gotta get rid of this wig. 950 00:36:58,514 --> 00:36:59,981 What was I thinking? I like it. 951 00:37:00,015 --> 00:37:02,267 - It's awful! - You're beautiful. 952 00:37:02,301 --> 00:37:04,819 You're nice. 953 00:37:04,854 --> 00:37:06,070 - Whoo! - Whoo! 954 00:37:06,105 --> 00:37:07,572 - Ow! - Start it! 955 00:37:07,606 --> 00:37:08,923 Play it again. 956 00:37:20,290 --> 00:37:22,808 - What are you doing? - What are you doing? 957 00:37:22,843 --> 00:37:26,128 I woke up, and you were gone. Going? Leaving? 958 00:37:26,163 --> 00:37:28,030 I thought--I thought you were feeling weird, 959 00:37:28,065 --> 00:37:29,982 and you wanted me to go. 960 00:37:30,017 --> 00:37:33,402 - No weirder than ever, really. - Oh. 961 00:37:33,437 --> 00:37:36,572 Figured you're like a ten-hour a night person. 962 00:37:36,607 --> 00:37:37,973 Well, I figured you were like 963 00:37:37,991 --> 00:37:40,326 having some, you know, "you" time somewhere. 964 00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:43,812 No, I was going to Louisa's. Louisa's-- 965 00:37:43,830 --> 00:37:46,282 they have these croissants. You gotta get there at 7:00. 966 00:37:46,316 --> 00:37:49,619 And you gotta taste these. 967 00:37:49,653 --> 00:37:52,371 These are unbelievable. Okay. 968 00:37:52,422 --> 00:37:53,956 - You're staying, right? - Yeah, I'm staying. 969 00:37:53,990 --> 00:37:56,258 All right, so here. Try this. 970 00:37:56,293 --> 00:37:58,961 Oh, don't touch it yet. 971 00:37:58,995 --> 00:38:01,964 Some people like to, uh-- you can have the coffee-- 972 00:38:01,998 --> 00:38:03,883 put jelly on it. 973 00:38:03,934 --> 00:38:05,301 And those people, 974 00:38:05,335 --> 00:38:07,303 they should be slapped and arrested. 975 00:38:07,337 --> 00:38:10,606 'Cause the way to do it is a little melted butter. 976 00:38:10,641 --> 00:38:12,841 I swear to God. [Laughing] 977 00:38:12,859 --> 00:38:15,027 'Cause this is just warm enough to kinda melt it. 978 00:38:15,062 --> 00:38:18,781 So you got up, uh, early and... 979 00:38:18,815 --> 00:38:20,849 Got some treats. 980 00:38:20,867 --> 00:38:23,319 You were gonna surprise me in bed, weren't you? 981 00:38:26,740 --> 00:38:28,874 I don't think that's any of your business 982 00:38:28,909 --> 00:38:30,042 what I was gonna do. 983 00:38:30,077 --> 00:38:32,912 I see. 984 00:38:32,963 --> 00:38:35,047 Just taste it. 985 00:38:37,867 --> 00:38:38,884 Right? Mm! 986 00:38:38,919 --> 00:38:41,837 Mm! So warm! Yeah. 987 00:38:41,871 --> 00:38:44,757 All right, now get out. 988 00:38:44,808 --> 00:38:47,042 Come on, Victor, buddy. We gotta go. 989 00:38:47,060 --> 00:38:50,012 We're gonna be late. I'm still getting ready. 990 00:38:50,046 --> 00:38:52,098 You're getting-- well, let me help you. 991 00:38:52,149 --> 00:38:55,217 Here, let me-- 992 00:38:55,252 --> 00:38:58,604 Victor, why is the door locked? - I want Joel to take me. 993 00:38:58,655 --> 00:39:04,226 Okay, well, Joel has gone to work early this morning already. 994 00:39:04,261 --> 00:39:06,362 So... 995 00:39:06,396 --> 00:39:10,700 I gotta take you. But it's time to go, okay? 996 00:39:10,734 --> 00:39:13,502 Victor, can you open the door, please? 997 00:39:16,790 --> 00:39:20,543 Hey, listen, I know you're upset about yesterday. 998 00:39:23,413 --> 00:39:26,582 But it's time to go to school, all right? 999 00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:30,102 So... 1000 00:39:30,137 --> 00:39:34,607 Can you talk to me? 1001 00:39:34,641 --> 00:39:36,942 Victor? 1002 00:39:40,213 --> 00:39:40,713 Victor? 1003 00:39:47,871 --> 00:39:49,938 - For real? - What? 1004 00:39:49,956 --> 00:39:51,273 You're gonna eat this? 1005 00:39:51,291 --> 00:39:53,075 Yeah! It's squishy. 1006 00:39:53,109 --> 00:39:54,710 All right, I'll believe it when I see it. 1007 00:39:54,745 --> 00:39:56,662 Last time you took a tangerine to school, 1008 00:39:56,713 --> 00:39:59,381 it came back-- We're home! 1009 00:39:59,416 --> 00:40:00,716 Grandma! 1010 00:40:00,751 --> 00:40:03,335 There he is! 1011 00:40:03,386 --> 00:40:06,305 - Okay. - Can you take me to school? 1012 00:40:06,339 --> 00:40:07,807 Slow down, sweetie. She just got here. 1013 00:40:07,841 --> 00:40:09,558 Hey. Hey. 1014 00:40:09,593 --> 00:40:11,143 Uh, you need help with the bags? 1015 00:40:11,178 --> 00:40:12,311 No, no, no. We got it. 1016 00:40:12,345 --> 00:40:14,263 Um, jabbar, get your grandma's bag. 1017 00:40:14,297 --> 00:40:16,632 - Okay. - Thank you. 1018 00:40:16,650 --> 00:40:19,635 - This is heavy. - Good morning. 1019 00:40:19,653 --> 00:40:22,488 Welcome. 1020 00:40:22,522 --> 00:40:26,075 I'm sorry about this, Crosby. 1021 00:40:27,477 --> 00:40:29,645 [Sighs] Sorry about what? 1022 00:40:29,663 --> 00:40:32,748 Come on. I know that I'm putting you out. 1023 00:40:32,783 --> 00:40:34,784 And I hate it. 1024 00:40:34,818 --> 00:40:37,253 But it won't be for long. I promise. 1025 00:40:37,287 --> 00:40:41,540 At any rate, the point is thank you. 1026 00:40:41,591 --> 00:40:44,710 I appreciate it. You're a good man. 1027 00:40:51,017 --> 00:40:54,887 I'm sporadically a good man, but, um-- 1028 00:40:54,938 --> 00:40:58,641 thank you and, um, you know, you don't need to be sorry. 1029 00:40:58,675 --> 00:41:01,026 We're--we're very happy to have you. 1030 00:41:01,061 --> 00:41:05,180 Um, especially jabbar. He's through the roof. 1031 00:41:05,198 --> 00:41:07,233 So mi casa, su casa. 1032 00:41:07,284 --> 00:41:11,120 Welcome, and I'm happy you're here too. 1033 00:41:11,154 --> 00:41:15,207 - Thank you. - You stay as long as you want. 1034 00:41:15,242 --> 00:41:17,493 - Well, we won't go that far. - Okay. 1035 00:41:17,527 --> 00:41:19,295 Let me show you what we did with the old lair. 1036 00:41:19,329 --> 00:41:22,998 Lots of changes. Oh, my! 1037 00:41:23,032 --> 00:41:25,968 Look at this! 1038 00:41:26,002 --> 00:41:28,003 Put in a new ceiling fan for you. 1039 00:41:28,037 --> 00:41:30,038 I heard that you like it windy and noisy. 1040 00:41:30,056 --> 00:41:33,041 [Gentle pop music] 1041 00:41:33,059 --> 00:41:33,559 1042 00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:37,560 Sync and corrections by parlobrito www.addic7ed.com 1043 00:41:37,610 --> 00:41:42,160 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 73854

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