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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,044 --> 00:00:01,866 - Hey. - Can I come in? 2 00:00:01,941 --> 00:00:03,609 I wanted to tell you that I'm really sorry 3 00:00:03,610 --> 00:00:04,909 about your aunt. 4 00:00:04,910 --> 00:00:05,977 Why didn't you work late on the night 5 00:00:05,978 --> 00:00:07,246 of the stupid baseball game 6 00:00:07,247 --> 00:00:09,848 instead of on my recital? 7 00:00:09,849 --> 00:00:11,315 I don't want to screw it up. 8 00:00:11,316 --> 00:00:12,583 I just would like to take a little time, 9 00:00:12,584 --> 00:00:14,853 take it a little slow. 10 00:00:14,854 --> 00:00:16,387 You like him, though, right, dad? 11 00:00:16,388 --> 00:00:18,022 I mean, the kid just got back from Afghanistan. 12 00:00:18,023 --> 00:00:19,891 You know, when you're going through it, 13 00:00:19,892 --> 00:00:21,626 it's the ones that are closest to you 14 00:00:21,627 --> 00:00:22,861 that get hurt the most. 15 00:00:22,862 --> 00:00:24,428 You should see these women 16 00:00:24,429 --> 00:00:25,696 after they've been in chemo. 17 00:00:25,697 --> 00:00:27,030 The thought of Kristina having to go 18 00:00:27,031 --> 00:00:29,633 through that is... Scary. 19 00:00:31,569 --> 00:00:33,035 You kept this from me 20 00:00:33,036 --> 00:00:34,070 because you know it's crazy. 21 00:00:34,071 --> 00:00:35,304 I didn't keep this from you. 22 00:00:35,305 --> 00:00:36,606 - Honey, you just had chemo. - It just came up. 23 00:00:36,607 --> 00:00:37,974 Three days ago, Adam. 24 00:00:37,975 --> 00:00:40,443 I'm totally fine. 25 00:00:40,444 --> 00:00:41,778 Just fine. You know, you're supposed 26 00:00:41,779 --> 00:00:43,312 to take it easy, and, as much as I love Micah, 27 00:00:43,313 --> 00:00:44,580 taking care of a kid in a wheelchair 28 00:00:44,581 --> 00:00:45,914 over the weekend's not taking it easy. 29 00:00:45,915 --> 00:00:47,215 Okay, what was I supposed to say to these people? 30 00:00:47,216 --> 00:00:48,416 They were in a pickle, okay? 31 00:00:48,417 --> 00:00:50,051 - Well, you say no. - I can't say no. 32 00:00:50,052 --> 00:00:51,687 Yeah, you do. You say, "I wish I could help you, 33 00:00:51,688 --> 00:00:53,589 but I can't right now because I have cancer." 34 00:00:53,590 --> 00:00:54,890 I can't say that to them. 35 00:00:54,891 --> 00:00:55,891 They don't know that I have cancer. 36 00:00:55,892 --> 00:00:56,992 They would feel awful. 37 00:00:56,993 --> 00:00:58,026 Well, who cares if they feel awful? 38 00:00:58,027 --> 00:00:59,260 [Door bell rings] Adam. 39 00:00:59,261 --> 00:01:00,661 Oh, look at that. They're here already. 40 00:01:00,662 --> 00:01:02,563 - I'll... it's gonna be fine... - How about that? 41 00:01:02,564 --> 00:01:04,499 And fine. Just relax. 42 00:01:04,500 --> 00:01:05,967 I need you to be on board with me, okay? 43 00:01:05,968 --> 00:01:08,402 Max is excited about the sleepover. 44 00:01:08,403 --> 00:01:11,171 Wipe the scowl off your face. 45 00:01:11,172 --> 00:01:14,842 Don't get funny. 46 00:01:14,843 --> 00:01:16,710 All: Hey. - How's it going? 47 00:01:16,711 --> 00:01:18,545 - Oh, Kristina, thank you. - Of course. 48 00:01:18,546 --> 00:01:20,313 I really appreciate this one, Adam. 49 00:01:20,314 --> 00:01:21,648 Not a problem. Not a problem. 50 00:01:21,649 --> 00:01:23,717 Let me take that from you. Hi, buddy. 51 00:01:23,718 --> 00:01:25,118 Did you get some new wheels? 52 00:01:25,119 --> 00:01:26,586 - Looking good. - Hey, Micah. 53 00:01:26,587 --> 00:01:27,888 Shake her up. There we go. 54 00:01:27,889 --> 00:01:29,055 You're looking good, buddy. You excited? 55 00:01:29,056 --> 00:01:31,157 - Hi, Max! - Look at Otis. 56 00:01:31,158 --> 00:01:32,391 He's grown like a foot exactly. 57 00:01:32,392 --> 00:01:33,792 - Come on, let's go. - No way. 58 00:01:33,793 --> 00:01:34,827 All right, Micah, have fun, buddy. 59 00:01:34,828 --> 00:01:35,961 We're so sorry, 60 00:01:35,962 --> 00:01:37,262 but we're running a little bit late. 61 00:01:37,263 --> 00:01:38,964 Everything's packed. 62 00:01:38,965 --> 00:01:41,400 His medicine is in this bag. 63 00:01:41,401 --> 00:01:42,768 I got it. I got it. 64 00:01:42,769 --> 00:01:45,037 - Okay, we know the drill. - Great. 65 00:01:45,038 --> 00:01:47,139 You guys have a great time. 66 00:01:47,140 --> 00:01:48,372 - Where are you headed? - We're so jealous. 67 00:01:48,373 --> 00:01:50,508 Vegas. Yeah. 68 00:01:50,509 --> 00:01:51,910 We've been waiting for this. Vegas. 69 00:01:51,911 --> 00:01:53,711 Looking forward to this for a long time, huh? 70 00:01:53,712 --> 00:01:55,479 You know what they say about Vegas? 71 00:01:55,480 --> 00:01:56,981 What happens there, stays there, right? 72 00:01:56,982 --> 00:01:58,583 Am I right? Is that what they say? 73 00:01:58,584 --> 00:01:59,717 Always. 74 00:01:59,718 --> 00:02:01,519 So true. That is so fun. 75 00:02:01,520 --> 00:02:02,720 - Yeah. - You guys should go. 76 00:02:02,721 --> 00:02:04,254 We have this under control. 77 00:02:04,255 --> 00:02:05,789 - Yeah, have fun. - You guys are life savers. 78 00:02:05,790 --> 00:02:06,957 - Thank you. - You bet. 79 00:02:06,958 --> 00:02:08,224 - Thanks so much. - Have fun. 80 00:02:08,225 --> 00:02:09,660 - We'll see you. - Go play some roulette. 81 00:02:09,661 --> 00:02:11,428 - Bye, guys. - Oh, thank you. 82 00:02:11,429 --> 00:02:14,264 Bye. Have fun, guys. 83 00:02:14,265 --> 00:02:17,701 Okay. So that was the big emergency, huh, Vegas? 84 00:02:17,702 --> 00:02:18,936 Honey, I didn't know they were going to Vegas. 85 00:02:18,937 --> 00:02:20,370 - You didn't know? - Okay? I'm sorry. 86 00:02:20,371 --> 00:02:22,238 You didn't know that we had to be there for them 87 00:02:22,239 --> 00:02:23,873 for their big weekend of sin? 88 00:02:23,874 --> 00:02:25,075 Oh, my God. Calm down, okay? 89 00:02:25,076 --> 00:02:26,443 What? I'd like to go to Vegas. 90 00:02:26,444 --> 00:02:27,910 Do you remember what happened 91 00:02:27,911 --> 00:02:29,112 last time we went to Vegas? 92 00:02:29,113 --> 00:02:31,181 Yeah. That's why I want to go again. 93 00:02:40,490 --> 00:02:42,491 Time to get up. Rise and shine. 94 00:02:42,492 --> 00:02:45,260 No, no, no, no, no. Mama, it's Saturday. 95 00:02:45,261 --> 00:02:46,395 I know. I let you sleep in. 96 00:02:46,396 --> 00:02:47,496 No, go away, go away, go away, 97 00:02:47,497 --> 00:02:48,663 go away, please? 98 00:02:48,664 --> 00:02:49,864 It's almost 9:00, 99 00:02:49,865 --> 00:02:51,700 and I've been up for three hours. 100 00:02:51,701 --> 00:02:53,067 I need your help. Did you stay up 101 00:02:53,068 --> 00:02:54,302 till 3:00 in the morning? No. 102 00:02:54,303 --> 00:02:55,636 - No, I didn't. - What do you need my help with? 103 00:02:55,637 --> 00:02:56,870 The party. 104 00:02:56,871 --> 00:02:58,739 - What par... - The party. 105 00:02:58,740 --> 00:03:01,375 Oh, my... That's this weekend? 106 00:03:01,376 --> 00:03:03,277 Mmhmm. 107 00:03:03,278 --> 00:03:05,913 Yes, we're gonna have 18 parents from sycamore here 108 00:03:05,914 --> 00:03:07,215 expecting an authentic Italian dinner. 109 00:03:07,216 --> 00:03:08,748 No, no, no, I don't want them 110 00:03:08,749 --> 00:03:10,650 to have Italian dinner at our house. 111 00:03:10,651 --> 00:03:11,818 Too late. I need you 112 00:03:11,819 --> 00:03:13,186 to go by the party place and pick up 113 00:03:13,187 --> 00:03:14,454 the rental chairs. 114 00:03:14,455 --> 00:03:16,856 I don't even know these people, okay? 115 00:03:16,857 --> 00:03:18,625 I don't have time to see the people I want to see. 116 00:03:18,626 --> 00:03:20,227 They haven't even been vetted. 117 00:03:20,228 --> 00:03:21,394 They could be animals. 118 00:03:21,395 --> 00:03:22,795 And you've invited 'em into our house, 119 00:03:22,796 --> 00:03:24,997 and they're gonna tear the place apart, all right? 120 00:03:24,998 --> 00:03:26,064 Come on. Get it together. 121 00:03:26,065 --> 00:03:27,699 Go pick up the chairs, 122 00:03:27,700 --> 00:03:30,302 take Jabbar with you so he'll be out of my hair, 123 00:03:30,303 --> 00:03:32,505 and, um, it'll be fun. 124 00:03:32,506 --> 00:03:33,606 I promise. 125 00:03:33,607 --> 00:03:35,474 Isn't he old enough to send him? 126 00:03:35,475 --> 00:03:37,343 - Nope. - With a little basket on his... 127 00:03:37,344 --> 00:03:39,778 Get up. 128 00:03:43,849 --> 00:03:46,851 All: Three, two, one, panthers. 129 00:03:46,852 --> 00:03:49,420 - He played so good. - You said we would be done 130 00:03:49,421 --> 00:03:51,289 an hour ago. Syd, your brother got 131 00:03:51,290 --> 00:03:53,024 to pitch the last inning, and we won. 132 00:03:53,025 --> 00:03:54,925 That's huge. I want to go skating. 133 00:03:54,926 --> 00:03:56,360 - Hey, guys. - We will be. 134 00:03:56,361 --> 00:03:57,461 We're going right now, okay? 135 00:03:57,462 --> 00:03:59,630 Nice job, Eric. 136 00:03:59,631 --> 00:04:01,131 - Hey. - Hey. 137 00:04:01,132 --> 00:04:02,699 What a stud. 138 00:04:02,700 --> 00:04:04,434 Chase and Emmett are going out for burgers and shakes. 139 00:04:04,435 --> 00:04:05,702 - Can I go? - They invited you? 140 00:04:05,703 --> 00:04:07,471 Yeah, all of us. Can we go? 141 00:04:07,472 --> 00:04:08,838 Both: Yes. - Sounds great, honey. 142 00:04:08,839 --> 00:04:11,542 Okay, great, so you guys can just follow us, 143 00:04:11,543 --> 00:04:14,777 and I'll ride with them. - Okay. 144 00:04:14,778 --> 00:04:17,180 I don't want burgers. 145 00:04:17,181 --> 00:04:18,681 Oh, sweetie. Okay, we'll make it fast. 146 00:04:18,682 --> 00:04:21,217 You said we were going skating. 147 00:04:21,218 --> 00:04:22,552 I know, Syd, 148 00:04:22,553 --> 00:04:24,853 but your brother's excited about celebrating, 149 00:04:24,854 --> 00:04:26,355 so we're gonna go to lunch, 150 00:04:26,356 --> 00:04:28,990 have a good time, and then we can go do something else, okay? 151 00:04:28,991 --> 00:04:30,525 - Come on. - Fast. 152 00:04:30,526 --> 00:04:31,893 - Super fast. - Come on, come on. 153 00:04:31,894 --> 00:04:33,094 - It'll be good. - Let's go. 154 00:04:33,095 --> 00:04:34,162 - You hungry? - Come on. 155 00:04:34,163 --> 00:04:35,597 Milkshakes! 156 00:04:35,598 --> 00:04:37,131 [Knock at door] 157 00:04:37,132 --> 00:04:39,033 - Hi. - Hey. 158 00:04:39,034 --> 00:04:41,002 Come in. 159 00:04:41,003 --> 00:04:42,504 You don't have to knock. 160 00:04:42,505 --> 00:04:44,405 Good morning. If you're here to pick me up 161 00:04:44,406 --> 00:04:46,907 for dinner, it's about 12 1/2 hours too early. 162 00:04:46,908 --> 00:04:48,475 I'm sorry. I can't make it to dinner. 163 00:04:48,476 --> 00:04:50,644 - Oh. - Yeah. 164 00:04:50,645 --> 00:04:51,812 What's up? Sit down. 165 00:04:51,813 --> 00:04:55,115 Well, it's just this thing came up 166 00:04:55,116 --> 00:04:57,117 last minute, and I'm gonna have 167 00:04:57,118 --> 00:04:58,485 to take a trip down to Bakersfield. 168 00:04:58,486 --> 00:05:00,853 Oh. 169 00:05:00,854 --> 00:05:02,388 Is that all you can give me? 170 00:05:02,389 --> 00:05:06,926 A mysterious Bakersfield awaits kind of thing? 171 00:05:06,927 --> 00:05:11,297 No, it's just a last-minute... it's a... 172 00:05:11,298 --> 00:05:12,932 iIt's... it's a funeral. 173 00:05:12,933 --> 00:05:15,368 Oh. 174 00:05:15,369 --> 00:05:19,938 It's one of the... one of the guys from my old unit. 175 00:05:19,939 --> 00:05:22,774 - Ryan. - So everyone's kind of... 176 00:05:22,775 --> 00:05:25,110 I'm sorry. Are you okay? 177 00:05:25,111 --> 00:05:26,645 Yeah. 178 00:05:26,646 --> 00:05:30,649 Yeah, so I'll make it up to you. 179 00:05:30,650 --> 00:05:31,783 Yeah. 180 00:05:31,784 --> 00:05:36,621 Okay? Sorry. 181 00:05:36,622 --> 00:05:38,689 Would you want me to go with you? 182 00:05:38,690 --> 00:05:41,425 I mean, 183 00:05:41,426 --> 00:05:43,827 I genuinely love road trips, 184 00:05:43,828 --> 00:05:47,898 and I'm also pretty fond of you. 185 00:05:47,899 --> 00:05:50,567 And I think it could be fun. 186 00:05:50,568 --> 00:05:52,402 Not fun. 187 00:05:52,403 --> 00:05:54,537 But, you know, just nice 188 00:05:54,538 --> 00:05:57,240 to be together, and I... 189 00:05:57,241 --> 00:05:59,743 If you wanted that, 190 00:05:59,744 --> 00:06:03,513 I'm here. 191 00:06:06,616 --> 00:06:08,817 Yeah. 192 00:06:08,818 --> 00:06:12,154 - Yeah? - Yeah. 193 00:06:12,155 --> 00:06:15,824 Okay. 194 00:06:15,825 --> 00:06:18,860 [Loud music playing in other room] 195 00:06:21,797 --> 00:06:24,832 Drew? 196 00:06:24,833 --> 00:06:26,601 Are you in there? 197 00:06:26,602 --> 00:06:28,436 Hey. Oh, my God. 198 00:06:28,437 --> 00:06:29,771 - What the hell? - Oh, sorry. 199 00:06:29,772 --> 00:06:34,342 I'm sorry. I didn't... 200 00:06:34,343 --> 00:06:37,210 May God bless and keep you always 201 00:06:37,211 --> 00:06:39,646 and may your wishes all come true 202 00:06:39,647 --> 00:06:41,981 may you always do for others 203 00:06:41,982 --> 00:06:44,384 and let others do for you 204 00:06:44,385 --> 00:06:46,986 may you build a ladder to the stars 205 00:06:46,987 --> 00:06:49,222 and climb on every rung 206 00:06:49,223 --> 00:06:51,525 and may you stay 207 00:06:51,526 --> 00:06:54,026 forever young 208 00:06:54,027 --> 00:06:56,696 may you grow up to be righteous 209 00:06:56,697 --> 00:06:58,931 may you grow up to be true 210 00:06:58,932 --> 00:07:01,467 may you always know the truth 211 00:07:01,468 --> 00:07:03,669 and see the lights surrounding you 212 00:07:03,670 --> 00:07:06,472 may you always be courageous 213 00:07:06,473 --> 00:07:08,640 stand upright and be strong 214 00:07:08,641 --> 00:07:10,608 and may you stay 215 00:07:10,609 --> 00:07:13,311 forever young 216 00:07:13,312 --> 00:07:15,580 may you stay 217 00:07:15,581 --> 00:07:17,850 forever young 218 00:07:17,991 --> 00:07:19,859 == sync, corrected by Martzy == www.Addic7ed.Com 219 00:07:20,674 --> 00:07:22,758 - Victor is awesome! - Yeah! 220 00:07:22,784 --> 00:07:23,396 Thank you. 221 00:07:23,431 --> 00:07:23,758 What are you doing? 222 00:07:23,759 --> 00:07:25,727 These are our fries. 223 00:07:25,728 --> 00:07:27,162 Why don't you go buy your own? 224 00:07:27,163 --> 00:07:28,330 He was on the Yankees, right? 225 00:07:28,331 --> 00:07:31,199 - No. - No, we just adopted our son. 226 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:33,534 Okay, go order more. That's the power of money. 227 00:07:33,535 --> 00:07:35,536 I'm sure he didn't play last year. 228 00:07:35,537 --> 00:07:37,271 Why don't you go order more? That's so cool. 229 00:07:37,272 --> 00:07:38,672 It is. Pardon me for just one sec. 230 00:07:38,673 --> 00:07:40,508 Oh, sure. 231 00:07:40,509 --> 00:07:42,010 Hey, hey, hey, what's happening? 232 00:07:42,011 --> 00:07:43,111 Make her stop. These are our fries. 233 00:07:43,112 --> 00:07:44,512 I just want some chili fries. 234 00:07:44,513 --> 00:07:46,546 Okay, well, so we can get some chili fries. 235 00:07:46,547 --> 00:07:47,580 Just let your brother eat fries with his friends. 236 00:07:47,581 --> 00:07:48,915 He's not my brother. 237 00:07:48,916 --> 00:07:50,017 Sydney. 238 00:07:50,018 --> 00:07:51,284 Just go away. These are our fries, okay? 239 00:07:51,285 --> 00:07:52,886 Hey, Syd. Hey, Sydney. 240 00:07:52,887 --> 00:07:55,222 - You ruin everything! - Sydney, we are 241 00:07:55,223 --> 00:07:57,457 not going ice skating. I don't care anymore. 242 00:07:57,458 --> 00:08:00,927 I hate you so... it's not fair! 243 00:08:00,928 --> 00:08:02,395 He doesn't let me do anything. 244 00:08:02,396 --> 00:08:03,929 - Let's go outside. - It's not! 245 00:08:03,930 --> 00:08:06,365 - Calm down. - Just let me .. 246 00:08:06,366 --> 00:08:08,200 Is she adopted too? 247 00:08:08,201 --> 00:08:10,836 [Laughter] 248 00:08:17,077 --> 00:08:19,877 - Bye. - Bye. 249 00:08:25,017 --> 00:08:27,485 Look, I'm really sorry about that. 250 00:08:27,486 --> 00:08:29,054 Dude, I'm sorry too. 251 00:08:29,055 --> 00:08:31,722 Yeah, I thought you were monitoring the S.A.T. 252 00:08:31,723 --> 00:08:34,124 Yes, I was. I got off a little early. 253 00:08:34,125 --> 00:08:37,261 Um, wait. Just wait a second, Drew. 254 00:08:37,262 --> 00:08:38,628 I just need to talk to you. 255 00:08:38,629 --> 00:08:41,131 I know that I'm not your dad, but I just want 256 00:08:41,132 --> 00:08:44,168 to make sure, just between you and me, 257 00:08:44,169 --> 00:08:48,439 are you... you're being smart? 258 00:08:48,440 --> 00:08:51,307 Yeah. Yeah. 259 00:08:51,308 --> 00:08:52,942 - Okay, you're wearing condoms... - Yes. 260 00:08:52,943 --> 00:08:55,478 Yes. That's what's smart. 261 00:08:55,479 --> 00:08:57,313 I thought that's what you meant, yeah. 262 00:08:57,314 --> 00:09:02,418 Good. And is Amy on the pill? 263 00:09:02,419 --> 00:09:05,188 Or is... That's no one's business. 264 00:09:05,189 --> 00:09:06,321 That's weird. 265 00:09:06,322 --> 00:09:07,556 Well, you kind of made it 266 00:09:07,557 --> 00:09:09,091 my business when you had sex in my house. 267 00:09:09,092 --> 00:09:11,126 If she got pregnant, I'm accountable. 268 00:09:11,127 --> 00:09:14,129 I'm sorry. Look, she has a prescription. 269 00:09:14,130 --> 00:09:15,330 - She hasn't decided. - Okay. 270 00:09:15,331 --> 00:09:16,465 So, no, not right now. 271 00:09:16,466 --> 00:09:19,934 Well, if she does go on the pill, 272 00:09:19,935 --> 00:09:22,070 you might start to wonder what it feels like 273 00:09:22,071 --> 00:09:23,504 without a condom or something. 274 00:09:23,505 --> 00:09:25,072 Do you wear condoms every time or just sometimes? 275 00:09:25,073 --> 00:09:26,773 - Yes, every time. - Okay. 276 00:09:26,774 --> 00:09:29,009 'Cause, you know, I don't know... 277 00:09:29,010 --> 00:09:30,677 I don't really know her that well, 278 00:09:30,678 --> 00:09:33,981 but there are STD's, and has Amy been with other guys? 279 00:09:33,982 --> 00:09:35,382 She's been with one other guy. 280 00:09:35,383 --> 00:09:36,783 If that's what you needed to know. 281 00:09:36,784 --> 00:09:38,985 I'm sure it's fine. It's no judgment on her. 282 00:09:38,986 --> 00:09:40,720 There are just... you can still get STD's. 283 00:09:40,721 --> 00:09:42,255 If you get one, you contract it for life. 284 00:09:42,256 --> 00:09:44,056 You have to tell every other... 285 00:09:44,057 --> 00:09:46,459 - I know. - Partner. Okay. 286 00:09:46,460 --> 00:09:49,729 Like, will you not... 287 00:09:49,730 --> 00:09:52,332 Will you not tell my mom? 288 00:09:52,333 --> 00:09:55,601 Um... 289 00:09:55,602 --> 00:09:58,703 Like, I know. I get it. 290 00:09:58,704 --> 00:10:00,672 But please? 291 00:10:02,675 --> 00:10:04,843 All right. 292 00:10:04,844 --> 00:10:07,312 - Yeah. - Okay. 293 00:10:07,313 --> 00:10:08,680 Thanks. I'm sorry, seriously. 294 00:10:08,681 --> 00:10:09,981 No, no. No problem. 295 00:10:09,982 --> 00:10:12,250 Just keep... you know, keep being responsible 296 00:10:12,251 --> 00:10:14,652 and, you know... - Yeah. 297 00:10:14,653 --> 00:10:16,687 Umm, 'kay. 298 00:10:20,359 --> 00:10:21,925 [Music playing on radio] 299 00:10:21,926 --> 00:10:23,594 So... 300 00:10:25,230 --> 00:10:29,098 Your friend, what was his name? 301 00:10:29,099 --> 00:10:30,099 Evan. 302 00:10:30,100 --> 00:10:31,768 Were you guys close? 303 00:10:31,769 --> 00:10:34,271 Yeah. 304 00:10:36,307 --> 00:10:39,842 So, I mean, do you even know what happened? 305 00:10:39,843 --> 00:10:42,711 Or, I mean, was he, like, over there and... 306 00:10:42,712 --> 00:10:45,013 No. It happened here. 307 00:10:45,014 --> 00:10:47,783 It happened here? 308 00:10:47,784 --> 00:10:49,285 Yeah, it was an accident. 309 00:10:58,927 --> 00:11:02,797 So, at this rate, we should be there in six days? 310 00:11:02,798 --> 00:11:05,433 I'm going as fast as I can. 311 00:11:05,434 --> 00:11:07,535 You said we were taking a car. 312 00:11:07,536 --> 00:11:09,637 [Laughs] 313 00:11:09,638 --> 00:11:11,206 That's very, very rude, 314 00:11:11,207 --> 00:11:12,773 if you must know. 315 00:11:12,774 --> 00:11:17,377 Just enjoy the ride. 316 00:11:19,980 --> 00:11:22,649 [Video game explosions] 317 00:11:22,650 --> 00:11:23,983 [Crying] 318 00:11:23,984 --> 00:11:26,119 I'm almost done with this, okay? 319 00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:27,487 Mom, where are those nachos? 320 00:11:27,488 --> 00:11:28,955 Hey, Max, okay, we're working on it. 321 00:11:28,956 --> 00:11:31,857 - We're hungry. - We're just cleaning up. 322 00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:34,159 Otis is peeing on the carpet. 323 00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:36,729 Max, if he starts peeing... 324 00:11:36,730 --> 00:11:37,830 You know what, honey... pick him up, Max. 325 00:11:37,831 --> 00:11:39,064 Don't worry. I got it, honey. 326 00:11:39,065 --> 00:11:40,999 Why? 327 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,235 He's already peeing on the carpet. 328 00:11:42,236 --> 00:11:43,569 - I got it. - Honey, I can do that. 329 00:11:43,570 --> 00:11:44,637 I got it. I got it, honey. Are you okay? 330 00:11:44,638 --> 00:11:46,271 - I'm good. - All right. 331 00:11:46,272 --> 00:11:47,505 Otis. 332 00:11:47,506 --> 00:11:49,006 Max, you can't just sit there 333 00:11:49,007 --> 00:11:50,342 and play your game, okay? 334 00:11:50,343 --> 00:11:51,743 Max, up here. Come on. 335 00:11:51,744 --> 00:11:53,077 Okay. 336 00:11:53,078 --> 00:11:54,613 Hit him with a rolled-up newspaper 337 00:11:54,614 --> 00:11:56,147 and then stick his nose in it too. 338 00:11:56,148 --> 00:11:57,915 - No, we're not... - That's what my grandpa does. 339 00:11:57,916 --> 00:11:59,150 Okay, no, no. 340 00:11:59,151 --> 00:12:04,187 Okay, um... 341 00:12:04,188 --> 00:12:05,356 Take responsibility for the dog. 342 00:12:05,357 --> 00:12:06,523 - Honey... - He's already done. 343 00:12:06,524 --> 00:12:08,091 No, no, take the dog outside. 344 00:12:08,092 --> 00:12:09,293 Honey, are you okay? What's going on? 345 00:12:09,294 --> 00:12:10,427 I'm going upstairs for a second. 346 00:12:10,428 --> 00:12:11,562 I'm not feeling so good. 347 00:12:11,563 --> 00:12:12,796 You're okay, Nora. You're okay. 348 00:12:12,797 --> 00:12:13,797 What is it, honey? You all right? 349 00:12:13,798 --> 00:12:15,599 - Mm-hmm. - Kristina. 350 00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:16,833 What is it? 351 00:12:16,834 --> 00:12:18,301 Oh, God. 352 00:12:18,302 --> 00:12:21,504 - [Coughs] - Okay. You're okay. 353 00:12:21,505 --> 00:12:22,705 You're okay. 354 00:12:22,706 --> 00:12:24,106 Okay, honey, I got this. 355 00:12:24,107 --> 00:12:25,808 Can you make it to the bedroom? 356 00:12:25,809 --> 00:12:27,143 Okay. Come on, let's go. 357 00:12:27,144 --> 00:12:28,411 I'm sorry, honey. 358 00:12:28,412 --> 00:12:29,545 I'm gonna walk with you. Don't be sorry. 359 00:12:29,546 --> 00:12:30,747 You're okay. [Crying] 360 00:12:30,748 --> 00:12:32,649 Be right there, Nora. 361 00:12:32,650 --> 00:12:33,883 - You're okay. - Nora, shut up. 362 00:12:33,884 --> 00:12:35,917 Max. 363 00:12:35,918 --> 00:12:37,352 I can... just go. I got it. 364 00:12:37,353 --> 00:12:38,920 Honey, just let me make sure you get upstairs safe. 365 00:12:38,921 --> 00:12:40,355 I'm fine. I just had to get that out. 366 00:12:40,356 --> 00:12:41,423 Okay. You got it, honey? 367 00:12:41,424 --> 00:12:42,591 I'm good. 368 00:12:42,592 --> 00:12:44,559 [Video game gunfire and Nora crying] 369 00:12:48,127 --> 00:12:50,128 This'll be a 43-yard field goal attempt 370 00:12:50,129 --> 00:12:52,898 for Kurt Bailey. 371 00:12:52,899 --> 00:12:55,000 He should go for it. 372 00:12:55,001 --> 00:12:57,034 43-yard field goal. 373 00:12:57,035 --> 00:12:58,469 Oh, my God, it's a fake, it's a fake, 374 00:12:58,470 --> 00:13:00,605 it's a fake. Oh, my God. 375 00:13:00,606 --> 00:13:02,039 He's getting into the end zone. 376 00:13:02,040 --> 00:13:03,641 They just faked a field goal. 377 00:13:03,642 --> 00:13:04,876 - Did you see that? - No. 378 00:13:04,877 --> 00:13:06,611 I didn't realize it takes 30 minutes 379 00:13:06,612 --> 00:13:08,746 to wrap five napkin things. 380 00:13:08,747 --> 00:13:11,148 What? Here, I'm just done now. 381 00:13:11,149 --> 00:13:12,148 - Look. - Good. 382 00:13:12,149 --> 00:13:13,550 - Finito. - Okay, good. 383 00:13:13,551 --> 00:13:15,251 Now I need you to go to the store. 384 00:13:15,252 --> 00:13:16,987 I need some sparkling lemonade and flowers. 385 00:13:16,988 --> 00:13:18,421 Right now? I got to go to the store right now? 386 00:13:18,422 --> 00:13:21,090 The party's not till tomorrow. Honey, the game is on. 387 00:13:21,091 --> 00:13:22,893 Sweetie, I'm watching... I'm watching that. 388 00:13:22,894 --> 00:13:25,228 I don't care about the game. I need you to go now. 389 00:13:26,531 --> 00:13:28,898 You know what, you're right. 390 00:13:28,899 --> 00:13:30,900 Tomorrow's ruined. We might as well ruin today too. 391 00:13:30,901 --> 00:13:32,902 Let's make it a whole crapshoot 392 00:13:32,903 --> 00:13:34,036 for the whole weekend. 393 00:13:34,037 --> 00:13:35,604 You know what, this isn't fair. 394 00:13:35,605 --> 00:13:37,339 You want everyone to think that you're such the great parent, 395 00:13:37,340 --> 00:13:38,574 but you won't do the work. 396 00:13:38,575 --> 00:13:40,275 - Oh. - You're a freeloader. 397 00:13:40,276 --> 00:13:41,744 - Oh, oh, I'm a freeloader? - Yes, you are. 398 00:13:41,745 --> 00:13:42,912 - Really? You know what you are? - What? 399 00:13:42,913 --> 00:13:44,278 - You're a dictator. - Oh, please. 400 00:13:44,279 --> 00:13:45,513 Yeah, a dictator of my time. 401 00:13:45,514 --> 00:13:46,714 Have you failed to notice 402 00:13:46,715 --> 00:13:47,949 that I've been basically working two jobs 403 00:13:47,950 --> 00:13:49,417 since Adam left? - Yes, Crosby. 404 00:13:49,418 --> 00:13:51,152 That's why I only asked you to do a couple things. 405 00:13:51,153 --> 00:13:52,520 You can't even do that. Okay, I worked till 3:00 406 00:13:52,521 --> 00:13:53,655 in the morning last night, and I worked till 4:00 407 00:13:53,656 --> 00:13:55,056 in the morning the night before that. 408 00:13:55,057 --> 00:13:56,390 This weekend, it's all I got, 409 00:13:56,391 --> 00:13:57,725 and you've over-scheduled me to hang out 410 00:13:57,726 --> 00:13:58,860 with people I don't even like. 411 00:13:58,861 --> 00:13:59,960 It's one stupid weekend. 412 00:13:59,961 --> 00:14:01,261 Yeah, my stupid weekend. 413 00:14:01,262 --> 00:14:02,462 It was your idea. 414 00:14:02,463 --> 00:14:04,064 [Laughing] Oh! It was my idea? 415 00:14:04,065 --> 00:14:05,231 - You wanted to do this. - Okay. 416 00:14:05,232 --> 00:14:06,399 Yeah, that sounds like me. 417 00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:09,803 Yeah. Let's have strangers over. 418 00:14:12,106 --> 00:14:14,041 Why doesn't anybody eat the kale? 419 00:14:14,042 --> 00:14:15,808 - I don't know. - Hey, can I borrow the car? 420 00:14:15,809 --> 00:14:17,743 Where are you going? 421 00:14:17,744 --> 00:14:20,046 Um, just to a friend's. 422 00:14:20,047 --> 00:14:21,547 [Laughs] 423 00:14:21,548 --> 00:14:24,650 - What friend's? - Um, Amy. 424 00:14:24,651 --> 00:14:28,153 We, like, got back together kind of, so... 425 00:14:28,154 --> 00:14:29,622 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 426 00:14:29,623 --> 00:14:31,890 Since... since when? 427 00:14:31,891 --> 00:14:33,758 It's pretty recent. 428 00:14:33,759 --> 00:14:35,226 - Here. Take my car. - Oh. 429 00:14:35,227 --> 00:14:37,062 Great. 430 00:14:37,063 --> 00:14:38,229 - Thank you. - Just one scratch, 431 00:14:38,230 --> 00:14:39,764 and you're dead. Right? That's the... 432 00:14:39,765 --> 00:14:41,700 Is that good news, I guess? 433 00:14:41,701 --> 00:14:42,934 That's good news, right? 434 00:14:42,935 --> 00:14:43,935 - Yeah. - Wait, I want 435 00:14:43,936 --> 00:14:45,169 to know the story. 436 00:14:45,170 --> 00:14:46,370 I'll tell you later. 437 00:14:46,371 --> 00:14:47,705 - I'll tell you later. - When? 438 00:14:47,706 --> 00:14:48,772 It's a long story. Tonight. 439 00:14:48,773 --> 00:14:50,841 - Have fun. - Be careful. 440 00:14:50,842 --> 00:14:53,510 When did he and Amy get back together? 441 00:14:53,511 --> 00:14:56,080 What happened to the guy... the summer camp guy, I wonder? 442 00:14:56,081 --> 00:14:57,414 The which wha... 443 00:14:57,415 --> 00:15:00,084 Amy liked another guy. 444 00:15:00,085 --> 00:15:01,685 Oh, that... Yeah, I don't know. 445 00:15:01,686 --> 00:15:03,120 I don't know what happened. 446 00:15:03,121 --> 00:15:05,588 The hell with that guy. I never met that guy. 447 00:15:05,589 --> 00:15:06,990 - You didn't? - No. 448 00:15:06,991 --> 00:15:08,825 You never met the guy that Amy went to summer camp with? 449 00:15:08,826 --> 00:15:11,928 - No, I never met... - What... 450 00:15:11,929 --> 00:15:13,496 - God. - Have you committed a murder? 451 00:15:13,497 --> 00:15:14,831 - No. - Is there a cover-up? 452 00:15:14,832 --> 00:15:16,165 - No. - What's going on? 453 00:15:16,166 --> 00:15:17,734 - No. - You're the world's worst liar. 454 00:15:17,735 --> 00:15:19,201 Did you see them together in school? 455 00:15:19,202 --> 00:15:22,537 No, I... All right. 456 00:15:22,538 --> 00:15:23,772 I have to tell you something. 457 00:15:23,773 --> 00:15:27,109 I... 458 00:15:27,110 --> 00:15:28,710 I walked in on Drew and Amy having sex 459 00:15:28,711 --> 00:15:30,211 this morning 460 00:15:30,212 --> 00:15:32,047 over in that room. 461 00:15:32,048 --> 00:15:33,181 Oh, my God. 462 00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:34,516 But I handled it. 463 00:15:34,517 --> 00:15:36,517 We had a great talk. 464 00:15:36,518 --> 00:15:39,020 And, you know, I talked to him about condoms 465 00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:40,187 and being responsible... Yeah, no, no, no. 466 00:15:40,188 --> 00:15:41,522 Thanks. He knows all that. 467 00:15:41,523 --> 00:15:43,290 - I know, but I... - This is more an issue 468 00:15:43,291 --> 00:15:45,359 of you can't... you know, he can't just be doing that 469 00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:46,927 in the house, I mean... Well, yeah. 470 00:15:46,928 --> 00:15:48,029 What are the ground rules, right? 471 00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:49,329 We're not, like, running a brothel here. 472 00:15:49,330 --> 00:15:51,165 Now he's going over to her house. 473 00:15:51,166 --> 00:15:52,666 I don't even know if there's parents there. 474 00:15:52,667 --> 00:15:54,100 I was discouraging, but, wait, before you call him 475 00:15:54,101 --> 00:15:55,635 or anything, um, okay, 476 00:15:55,636 --> 00:15:59,472 I-I-I know he's your son, and, um, 477 00:15:59,473 --> 00:16:02,142 but I've been trying to also sort of transition 478 00:16:02,143 --> 00:16:03,810 from being his teacher to his parent-like figure... 479 00:16:03,811 --> 00:16:07,946 - Of course. - And he asked me 480 00:16:07,947 --> 00:16:11,050 not to tell you, and I told him that I wouldn't. 481 00:16:11,051 --> 00:16:12,350 - Mark. - I know. 482 00:16:12,351 --> 00:16:13,518 I'm his mother. I know. That's why I told you. 483 00:16:13,519 --> 00:16:15,187 This is a major issue. 484 00:16:15,188 --> 00:16:18,123 I know, and that's why I just told you. 485 00:16:18,124 --> 00:16:21,560 But I literally promised him this morning, 486 00:16:21,561 --> 00:16:24,295 and, if he finds out that I just turned around 487 00:16:24,296 --> 00:16:25,396 and told you, this is the first time 488 00:16:25,397 --> 00:16:26,530 he confided in me. I understand, 489 00:16:26,531 --> 00:16:28,032 but why make him that kind of promise? 490 00:16:28,033 --> 00:16:29,366 - I get it. - I think it's fine. 491 00:16:29,367 --> 00:16:31,335 He's being responsible, and we had this talk, 492 00:16:31,336 --> 00:16:34,138 and, if you just trust me 493 00:16:34,139 --> 00:16:36,074 with this one, 494 00:16:36,075 --> 00:16:37,875 I would greatly appreciate it. 495 00:16:37,876 --> 00:16:40,877 Okay. 496 00:16:40,878 --> 00:16:43,680 Okay. Thank you. 497 00:16:47,551 --> 00:16:49,352 Where you going? 498 00:16:49,353 --> 00:16:51,521 I'm running away. 499 00:16:51,522 --> 00:16:54,925 You can't stop me. [Door opens] 500 00:16:54,926 --> 00:16:56,726 Hey. 501 00:16:56,727 --> 00:16:58,694 Where are you going, sweetie? 502 00:16:58,695 --> 00:17:01,230 - Molly's house. - Molly's house. 503 00:17:01,231 --> 00:17:03,199 - Oh, how you getting there? - I'm taking a taxi. 504 00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:06,869 Okay, maybe I'm not sure there's taxis out this late. 505 00:17:06,870 --> 00:17:08,470 And you need money for a taxi. 506 00:17:08,471 --> 00:17:10,172 - Yup. - I have piggy bank money. 507 00:17:12,242 --> 00:17:13,542 Stop it. It's not funny. 508 00:17:13,543 --> 00:17:15,110 You guys are so mean. 509 00:17:15,111 --> 00:17:16,511 - No, sweetie. - We're not laughing. 510 00:17:16,512 --> 00:17:17,879 - Come on. - Hey, hey. 511 00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:22,584 Sydney, come back here. 512 00:17:22,585 --> 00:17:25,354 You said after the baseball game, 513 00:17:25,355 --> 00:17:26,888 Victor time would be over, 514 00:17:26,889 --> 00:17:28,089 it would be my time. 515 00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:30,591 We were supposed to go skating. 516 00:17:30,592 --> 00:17:32,393 You said you were quitting your job 517 00:17:32,394 --> 00:17:34,629 so you can spend more time with us, no. 518 00:17:34,630 --> 00:17:36,597 What you really meant is you want 519 00:17:36,598 --> 00:17:38,332 to spend more time with Victor. 520 00:17:38,333 --> 00:17:40,000 Oh, sweetie, that's not true. 521 00:17:40,001 --> 00:17:41,502 Yes, it is. 522 00:17:41,503 --> 00:17:44,238 You went to his baseball game instead of my recital. 523 00:17:44,239 --> 00:17:48,040 You let him do anything he wants. 524 00:17:48,041 --> 00:17:51,978 And, in case you forgot, I was here first. 525 00:17:51,979 --> 00:17:53,513 Syd. 526 00:17:59,720 --> 00:18:01,119 Sydney. 527 00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:05,691 You guys remember that time 528 00:18:05,692 --> 00:18:06,992 we're all in the barracks, 529 00:18:06,993 --> 00:18:08,560 we all got Evan down, 530 00:18:08,561 --> 00:18:09,628 and we pantsed him? 531 00:18:09,629 --> 00:18:11,497 - He had to run out... - Oh, no. 532 00:18:11,498 --> 00:18:13,231 - Tell about the ice cream. - Yeah. 533 00:18:13,232 --> 00:18:15,267 - So... - Ew, what's the ice cream? 534 00:18:15,268 --> 00:18:17,101 That can't end well. 535 00:18:17,102 --> 00:18:20,204 We had acquired some ice cream somehow, 536 00:18:20,205 --> 00:18:22,707 and we decided that it would be good 537 00:18:22,708 --> 00:18:26,177 to store the ice cream in his undergarments 538 00:18:26,178 --> 00:18:27,679 on his person. 539 00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:28,946 Ryan! 540 00:18:28,947 --> 00:18:32,283 And tie him with his hands 541 00:18:32,284 --> 00:18:33,450 behind his back. 542 00:18:33,451 --> 00:18:34,984 There was a post thing outside. 543 00:18:34,985 --> 00:18:36,486 We kind of encouraged the dogs. 544 00:18:36,487 --> 00:18:40,824 - Ew! - To snack on his ice cream. 545 00:18:40,825 --> 00:18:43,893 [Laughter] That's awful. 546 00:18:43,894 --> 00:18:45,729 You get bored. 547 00:18:45,730 --> 00:18:47,531 Glasses up. Glasses up. 548 00:18:47,532 --> 00:18:49,532 Glasses up. 549 00:18:49,533 --> 00:18:53,235 Here's to private first class Evan Wilson. 550 00:18:53,236 --> 00:18:55,671 He was a good soldier. 551 00:18:57,407 --> 00:19:00,543 He was our brother. 552 00:19:02,245 --> 00:19:05,079 He died a hero. 553 00:19:07,483 --> 00:19:10,518 Amen. Thanks. 554 00:19:12,555 --> 00:19:15,189 I'm sorry. 555 00:19:15,190 --> 00:19:17,492 Are we talking about the same dead guy? 556 00:19:17,493 --> 00:19:18,926 Because no brother of mine would have chosen 557 00:19:18,927 --> 00:19:20,461 to leave this world. 558 00:19:20,462 --> 00:19:22,563 Mikey here has one very good reason to complain. 559 00:19:22,564 --> 00:19:23,864 What'd Evan have to complain about? 560 00:19:23,865 --> 00:19:25,833 He came back in one piece. All right, Austin. 561 00:19:25,834 --> 00:19:27,601 We've all had a few pops. Settle down. 562 00:19:27,602 --> 00:19:29,536 - Don't tell me to settle down. - Hughes. 563 00:19:29,537 --> 00:19:31,104 Show some respect. 564 00:19:31,105 --> 00:19:32,740 Is anyone really surprised 565 00:19:32,741 --> 00:19:33,874 he took the coward's way out? 566 00:19:33,875 --> 00:19:35,376 What is this guy's deal? 567 00:19:35,377 --> 00:19:36,609 He's an idiot. 568 00:19:36,610 --> 00:19:38,378 I'm just saying what we're all thinking. 569 00:19:38,379 --> 00:19:40,079 This is bull. 570 00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:42,181 And you all know it. 571 00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:44,550 Ryan. 572 00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:47,286 Settle down. Settle down. 573 00:19:47,287 --> 00:19:50,322 York. York. 574 00:19:55,327 --> 00:19:58,229 I'm turning in. Let's go. 575 00:20:00,099 --> 00:20:02,133 Hey. 576 00:20:07,473 --> 00:20:10,508 [Ragged breathing] 577 00:20:20,218 --> 00:20:24,054 - Hey. - Hey. 578 00:20:24,055 --> 00:20:27,323 I just brought you some fresh water. 579 00:20:27,324 --> 00:20:28,858 You okay? 580 00:20:28,859 --> 00:20:31,594 It hurts. 581 00:20:31,595 --> 00:20:32,762 How are the kids? 582 00:20:32,763 --> 00:20:34,798 They're fine. 583 00:20:34,799 --> 00:20:37,366 Yeah, I'm not sleeping downstairs anymore. 584 00:20:37,367 --> 00:20:39,101 - Oh. - Dad, I'm not gonna sleep 585 00:20:39,102 --> 00:20:40,369 downstairs anymore. Micah's being annoying. 586 00:20:40,370 --> 00:20:41,570 Max, shh, your mother's not feeling well. 587 00:20:41,571 --> 00:20:43,104 In the hallway. Why is she not feeling well? 588 00:20:43,105 --> 00:20:45,741 Is it because she's doing chemo? Yes. 589 00:20:45,742 --> 00:20:48,009 Listen, come here. 590 00:20:48,010 --> 00:20:49,978 - What? - You're sleeping downstairs. 591 00:20:49,979 --> 00:20:51,613 That was the whole point of the fort, Max. 592 00:20:51,614 --> 00:20:52,614 No, Micah's being annoying, and now I want 593 00:20:52,615 --> 00:20:54,049 to sleep upstairs alone in my bed. 594 00:20:54,050 --> 00:20:55,784 - I want you to sleep down... - I'm sleeping in my bed. 595 00:20:55,785 --> 00:20:57,585 Mr. Braverman! 596 00:20:57,586 --> 00:20:58,986 - Yeah. - I'm scared of the dark. 597 00:20:58,987 --> 00:21:00,855 Micah needs help downstairs. 598 00:21:00,856 --> 00:21:03,090 Yeah, I know, Max. [Door closes] 599 00:21:03,091 --> 00:21:04,725 All right. 600 00:21:04,726 --> 00:21:06,861 You gonna be able to sleep down there? 601 00:21:06,862 --> 00:21:08,062 - Yeah. - Sorry the fort 602 00:21:08,063 --> 00:21:09,564 didn't work out, bud. It's okay. 603 00:21:09,565 --> 00:21:11,566 - All right. Good night. - Night. 604 00:21:11,567 --> 00:21:13,867 - Good night, Max. - Yup. 605 00:21:13,868 --> 00:21:15,068 Oh, I need that on. 606 00:21:15,069 --> 00:21:17,136 Can you leave the light on, please? 607 00:21:17,137 --> 00:21:19,138 No. No, you don't. I can't sleep with the light on. 608 00:21:19,139 --> 00:21:20,607 But I can't sleep with one off. 609 00:21:20,608 --> 00:21:22,275 No, I can't have it on. 610 00:21:22,276 --> 00:21:23,276 I can't sleep with the lights on. 611 00:21:23,277 --> 00:21:24,644 - That's ridiculous. - Okay. 612 00:21:24,645 --> 00:21:26,746 Guys, guys, tell you what we're gonna do. 613 00:21:26,747 --> 00:21:28,247 We're gonna compromise, okay? 614 00:21:28,248 --> 00:21:31,083 I'm gonna turn that light off, leave the hall light on. 615 00:21:31,084 --> 00:21:32,852 I'm gonna leave the door slightly open. 616 00:21:32,853 --> 00:21:34,453 - Okay? - We'll see. 617 00:21:34,454 --> 00:21:37,255 - Mr. Braverman? - [Sighs] 618 00:21:37,256 --> 00:21:39,958 Yeah. I have to go to the bathroom. 619 00:21:39,959 --> 00:21:42,027 Just go to sleep already. 620 00:21:42,028 --> 00:21:44,329 Your bladder is the size of a walnut. 621 00:21:44,330 --> 00:21:45,998 - Max. - Your brain is a walnut. 622 00:21:45,999 --> 00:21:48,200 No, it isn't. That's just not true. 623 00:21:48,201 --> 00:21:49,234 - Yes, it is. - My brain is a brain. 624 00:21:57,675 --> 00:22:00,177 - What's up, Ryan? - What is up, Hughes? 625 00:22:00,178 --> 00:22:01,345 I don't know, man. 626 00:22:01,346 --> 00:22:02,613 Why don't you tell me? 627 00:22:02,614 --> 00:22:04,248 Trying to be some kind of tough guy out here 628 00:22:04,249 --> 00:22:05,349 in front of your girlfriend tonight? 629 00:22:05,350 --> 00:22:06,550 You need to quit running your mouth. 630 00:22:06,551 --> 00:22:08,851 Or else what? This whole thing is a joke. 631 00:22:08,852 --> 00:22:10,086 It wasn't even line of duty. 632 00:22:10,087 --> 00:22:11,354 He's getting full honors? Shut up. 633 00:22:11,355 --> 00:22:12,889 Oh, 'cause he couldn't deal 634 00:22:12,890 --> 00:22:14,891 like a man? Is that what's up? 635 00:22:14,892 --> 00:22:17,260 Shut your mouth. You hear me? 636 00:22:17,261 --> 00:22:18,561 Get off me. 637 00:22:18,562 --> 00:22:20,296 [Grunts] Get off of me. 638 00:22:22,266 --> 00:22:25,034 [Grunting] 639 00:22:29,506 --> 00:22:31,173 Hey, Ryan! 640 00:22:31,174 --> 00:22:33,242 Ryan, get off him. 641 00:22:33,243 --> 00:22:34,843 He wasn't a coward! You hear me? 642 00:22:34,844 --> 00:22:36,478 - Ryan! - He wasn't a coward! 643 00:22:36,479 --> 00:22:37,679 - You hear me? - Stop! 644 00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:38,914 - Get off of him. - Get off of me! 645 00:22:38,915 --> 00:22:42,083 Ryan! Stop! 646 00:22:42,084 --> 00:22:44,385 Oh, my God. 647 00:22:44,386 --> 00:22:48,089 What happened? Is he all right? 648 00:22:48,090 --> 00:22:50,058 Are you okay? 649 00:22:50,059 --> 00:22:52,826 - [Sobbing] - Are you all right? 650 00:23:01,913 --> 00:23:03,113 You know, I've been thinking, 651 00:23:03,114 --> 00:23:04,915 we should do something special with Syd today. 652 00:23:04,916 --> 00:23:06,250 Yeah, like what? 653 00:23:06,251 --> 00:23:09,387 I don't know. Golden gate park or cable cars. 654 00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:11,121 - Ice skating. - Wow. 655 00:23:11,122 --> 00:23:12,955 You think Victor will be into that? 656 00:23:12,956 --> 00:23:15,425 Oh, I was thinking we could drop Victor off 657 00:23:15,426 --> 00:23:16,793 at your parents' house 658 00:23:16,794 --> 00:23:20,229 and just go the three of us. 659 00:23:20,230 --> 00:23:21,564 Her tantrum worked on you. 660 00:23:21,565 --> 00:23:23,733 No, her tantrum didn't... 661 00:23:23,734 --> 00:23:25,201 no, we can't reward her for acting out. 662 00:23:25,202 --> 00:23:26,269 That'd be sending the wrong message. 663 00:23:26,270 --> 00:23:27,303 Well, she made 664 00:23:27,304 --> 00:23:28,671 some damn good points honey. 665 00:23:28,672 --> 00:23:31,573 I mean, maybe she deserves a little reward here. 666 00:23:31,574 --> 00:23:34,009 We've been spending so much time focusing on Victor, 667 00:23:34,010 --> 00:23:36,512 and you know, I love what you've been doing 668 00:23:36,513 --> 00:23:41,016 to help our boy, but, man, maybe... 669 00:23:41,017 --> 00:23:43,018 Maybe Syd is acting out because she has been getting 670 00:23:43,019 --> 00:23:45,052 the short end of the stick. 671 00:23:48,390 --> 00:23:49,524 So I promised I wouldn't say anything, 672 00:23:49,525 --> 00:23:51,125 and now, if you can believe it, 673 00:23:51,126 --> 00:23:53,227 I can't say anything. 674 00:23:53,228 --> 00:23:55,530 How do I get that same arrangement over here? 675 00:23:55,531 --> 00:23:56,731 Ha ha. 676 00:23:56,732 --> 00:23:57,799 Like, what's the rate? 677 00:23:57,800 --> 00:23:58,866 What's the annual rate on that? 678 00:23:58,867 --> 00:24:01,067 Don't you think it's odd 679 00:24:01,068 --> 00:24:03,437 that I'm not allowed to know 680 00:24:03,438 --> 00:24:06,139 an entire portion of my kid's life? 681 00:24:06,140 --> 00:24:08,007 I think it's weird that you want to know about it. 682 00:24:08,008 --> 00:24:09,209 I don't want to talk about the details, 683 00:24:09,210 --> 00:24:10,510 but it's a life moment. 684 00:24:10,511 --> 00:24:11,978 It's something to acknowledge 685 00:24:11,979 --> 00:24:14,381 that normally I would be able to discuss... 686 00:24:14,382 --> 00:24:15,648 how much did we spend on the Rosenthal bar mitzvah? 687 00:24:15,649 --> 00:24:17,115 I don't know. 688 00:24:17,116 --> 00:24:19,318 Then why are we still talking about your son's sex life? 689 00:24:19,319 --> 00:24:20,653 We're not talking about my son's sex life. 690 00:24:20,654 --> 00:24:21,887 We're talking about my life 691 00:24:21,888 --> 00:24:24,122 and the fact that I have been shut out 692 00:24:24,123 --> 00:24:25,825 of an area of his life. 693 00:24:25,826 --> 00:24:27,926 All right, look, here's what I tell my daughter. 694 00:24:27,927 --> 00:24:29,662 There's no secrets in parenting. 695 00:24:29,663 --> 00:24:31,296 She tells me something, 696 00:24:31,297 --> 00:24:33,898 then she can assume her mother has the same info 697 00:24:33,899 --> 00:24:35,099 and vice versa. 698 00:24:35,100 --> 00:24:36,401 That's very helpful. Does that work? 699 00:24:36,402 --> 00:24:39,471 Yeah, when my ex isn't lying to me. 700 00:24:39,472 --> 00:24:42,574 Hmm. Hmm. 701 00:24:42,575 --> 00:24:44,342 Max, it's not fair. 702 00:24:44,343 --> 00:24:45,577 Okay, why... why do you keep doing this? 703 00:24:45,578 --> 00:24:47,245 I just want to read. I don't want to play 704 00:24:47,246 --> 00:24:48,412 any more stupid checkers with the jumping 705 00:24:48,413 --> 00:24:50,080 and the jumping and the more jumping. 706 00:24:50,081 --> 00:24:51,615 With all the jumping! Hey. Hey, hey, hey. 707 00:24:51,616 --> 00:24:54,585 - Guys, guys, quiet, okay? - What? 708 00:24:54,586 --> 00:24:57,087 I just got Nora to sleep, all right? 709 00:24:57,088 --> 00:24:58,789 - So? - What is the problem? 710 00:24:58,790 --> 00:25:01,057 Okay, I'm reading... I want to read, 711 00:25:01,058 --> 00:25:03,193 and he wants to play more stupid checkers. 712 00:25:03,194 --> 00:25:05,995 Because you quit, and you said that we could play three games. 713 00:25:05,996 --> 00:25:07,129 No, I didn't. I didn't say that. 714 00:25:07,130 --> 00:25:08,598 - Yes, you said. - I didn't say that. 715 00:25:08,599 --> 00:25:09,699 - Yes, you did. - No, I didn't. 716 00:25:09,700 --> 00:25:11,000 Thank you for being quiet, Micah. 717 00:25:11,001 --> 00:25:12,167 - Pipe down. Listen to me. - What? 718 00:25:12,168 --> 00:25:14,103 Stop, okay. 719 00:25:14,104 --> 00:25:16,171 All right, listen, Micah, I'm sorry. 720 00:25:16,172 --> 00:25:18,307 - I'm not a sore loser. - Max. 721 00:25:18,308 --> 00:25:19,375 All right? I just want to read. 722 00:25:19,376 --> 00:25:20,575 Micah is our guest. You know what, 723 00:25:20,576 --> 00:25:21,676 I want to talk to you in the hall right now. 724 00:25:21,677 --> 00:25:22,944 Come on. Privately... 725 00:25:22,945 --> 00:25:24,078 - No, I don't want to. - In the hall... 726 00:25:24,079 --> 00:25:26,114 Max, in the hallway now. 727 00:25:26,115 --> 00:25:27,516 Sorry, Micah. Why are you doing this? 728 00:25:27,517 --> 00:25:28,784 - Come here. - What? 729 00:25:28,785 --> 00:25:30,018 Thank you. Come here. 730 00:25:30,019 --> 00:25:31,052 What? 731 00:25:31,053 --> 00:25:32,554 What is going on? 732 00:25:32,555 --> 00:25:33,855 Is this because he beat you at checkers? 733 00:25:33,856 --> 00:25:35,056 No, I want alone time. 734 00:25:35,057 --> 00:25:36,390 You can have alone time later, Max. 735 00:25:36,391 --> 00:25:37,892 Right now, I want you to play with him. 736 00:25:37,893 --> 00:25:38,992 Be nice. 737 00:25:38,993 --> 00:25:40,360 No, no, I'm tired of being nice. 738 00:25:40,361 --> 00:25:41,462 Max, he's our guest. 739 00:25:41,463 --> 00:25:42,630 I want you to be nice. 740 00:25:42,631 --> 00:25:44,031 That's what friends do. 741 00:25:44,032 --> 00:25:45,499 Mom would let me have alone time. 742 00:25:45,500 --> 00:25:46,967 Well, your mother's not here right now, okay? 743 00:25:46,968 --> 00:25:48,402 - Yes, she is. - Do not bother 744 00:25:48,403 --> 00:25:49,804 your mother right... Max! Let go of me. 745 00:25:49,805 --> 00:25:50,971 Do not bother your mother right now. 746 00:25:50,972 --> 00:25:52,204 I don't want you to go in there. 747 00:25:52,205 --> 00:25:53,773 Damn it, Max. I said don't go in there. 748 00:25:53,774 --> 00:25:55,842 - Mom, where are... - Max, just leave her alone. 749 00:25:55,843 --> 00:25:57,544 What are you doing on the floor? 750 00:25:57,545 --> 00:25:59,145 That... that's disgusting. 751 00:25:59,146 --> 00:26:00,847 There's germs, microbes, fecal matter. 752 00:26:00,848 --> 00:26:02,048 All right, Max, go to your room. 753 00:26:02,049 --> 00:26:03,316 - Why? Is it chemo? - Because I said 754 00:26:03,317 --> 00:26:04,517 go to your room. 755 00:26:04,518 --> 00:26:06,218 - Adam. - Honey. 756 00:26:06,219 --> 00:26:08,754 Honey, I'm sorry, honey. Oh, baby. 757 00:26:08,755 --> 00:26:11,356 Give me your hand. Honey, come here. 758 00:26:11,357 --> 00:26:13,525 Let's get you to bed, and I'm gonna clean you up. 759 00:26:13,526 --> 00:26:15,193 Can you do that? Okay. Come on. 760 00:26:15,194 --> 00:26:17,262 Come on. I got you. Come on, babe. Come on. 761 00:26:19,466 --> 00:26:21,199 Does it hurt? 762 00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:23,234 No. 763 00:26:27,906 --> 00:26:31,075 I'm really sorry that you had to see that last night. 764 00:26:31,076 --> 00:26:32,710 Hey, it's okay. 765 00:26:32,711 --> 00:26:35,012 No, no, it's... It's not okay. 766 00:26:37,315 --> 00:26:40,584 I get it if you don't want to be with me anymore. 767 00:26:40,585 --> 00:26:43,620 I mean, I understand. 768 00:26:47,024 --> 00:26:51,361 Hey. 769 00:26:51,362 --> 00:26:55,798 I'm not going anywhere, okay? 770 00:26:55,799 --> 00:26:58,801 - Okay? - Okay. 771 00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:12,914 Um... 772 00:27:12,915 --> 00:27:17,151 Your friend Evan... 773 00:27:17,152 --> 00:27:19,320 He killed himself, didn't he? 774 00:27:25,027 --> 00:27:27,261 Yeah. 775 00:27:31,232 --> 00:27:37,137 I really can't imagine what that's like 776 00:27:37,138 --> 00:27:41,742 and what you've been through, and it's scary. 777 00:27:41,743 --> 00:27:43,910 Hey, hey. Hey. 778 00:27:43,911 --> 00:27:46,245 I'm not him. 779 00:27:46,246 --> 00:27:49,882 Okay? 780 00:27:49,883 --> 00:27:53,351 Okay. Okay. 781 00:27:53,352 --> 00:27:55,386 Okay. 782 00:28:09,935 --> 00:28:13,003 This is my first funeral. 783 00:28:14,573 --> 00:28:17,808 Me too. 784 00:29:15,921 --> 00:29:17,195 What's this? 785 00:29:17,207 --> 00:29:18,527 Dulcia Domestica 786 00:29:18,531 --> 00:29:20,265 it's dates stuffed with pine nuts 787 00:29:20,266 --> 00:29:21,700 cooked in a little bit of wine. 788 00:29:21,701 --> 00:29:23,035 This music is amazing. 789 00:29:23,036 --> 00:29:25,369 Oh, great. Crosby made the playlist. 790 00:29:25,370 --> 00:29:26,570 Well, he is a genius. 791 00:29:26,571 --> 00:29:28,706 The Stones, The Roots, and Dean Martin? 792 00:29:28,707 --> 00:29:30,541 It's really good. Crosby's awesome. 793 00:29:30,542 --> 00:29:32,076 Yeah, he is. 794 00:29:32,077 --> 00:29:34,311 Oopah! [Cheers] 795 00:29:34,312 --> 00:29:36,380 Who's first, huh? 796 00:29:36,381 --> 00:29:37,815 All right. Can I have one? 797 00:29:37,816 --> 00:29:40,851 Everything hurts, honey. 798 00:29:43,821 --> 00:29:46,990 Okay. 799 00:29:46,991 --> 00:29:48,391 Listen, honey, it says here 800 00:29:48,392 --> 00:29:52,528 you can have two more if you think that'll help. 801 00:29:52,529 --> 00:29:55,598 They're not working. 802 00:29:55,599 --> 00:29:57,633 All right. 803 00:30:00,971 --> 00:30:03,372 I don't know what to do. I hate this. 804 00:30:03,373 --> 00:30:06,142 I'm sorry. 805 00:30:09,112 --> 00:30:11,947 Hey, Max, Micah, 806 00:30:11,948 --> 00:30:13,414 guys, turn the TV off. 807 00:30:13,415 --> 00:30:14,883 Max, TV off. 808 00:30:14,884 --> 00:30:16,450 - Why? - Because I said so. 809 00:30:16,451 --> 00:30:18,853 Just do it. Max, put it on pause. 810 00:30:18,854 --> 00:30:20,922 - No, you're being weird. - We're going out. 811 00:30:20,923 --> 00:30:22,056 Max, put it on pause. 812 00:30:22,057 --> 00:30:23,057 Okay, here, put Otis on the leash. 813 00:30:23,058 --> 00:30:24,092 Where? Where are we going? 814 00:30:24,093 --> 00:30:25,459 Oh, come here, Nora, sweetie. 815 00:30:25,460 --> 00:30:27,662 We're gonna go out and help your mom, all right? 816 00:30:27,663 --> 00:30:28,796 Max, I said TV off. What are we doing? 817 00:30:28,797 --> 00:30:29,997 TV goes off. 818 00:30:29,998 --> 00:30:30,998 Dad, you have to tell me what we're doing 819 00:30:30,999 --> 00:30:32,132 or we're not doing it. 820 00:30:32,133 --> 00:30:33,200 Micah, I need you to put the game down, 821 00:30:33,201 --> 00:30:35,735 come to the front door. Come on, guys. 822 00:30:35,736 --> 00:30:38,972 - Come on, Max. - Otis. 823 00:30:38,973 --> 00:30:41,474 Uhoh. Oh, boy. [Knock at door] 824 00:30:41,475 --> 00:30:43,343 Something tells me this is gonna turn into a swinging party. 825 00:30:43,344 --> 00:30:44,644 [Knock at door] 826 00:30:44,645 --> 00:30:45,644 [Laughter] 827 00:30:45,645 --> 00:30:47,646 Swing it. 828 00:30:47,647 --> 00:30:49,615 They're really changing the dynamic. 829 00:30:49,616 --> 00:30:51,750 Right? 830 00:30:51,751 --> 00:30:54,687 Hey, hi, hi. 831 00:30:54,688 --> 00:30:55,955 Hey, very sorry. 832 00:30:55,956 --> 00:30:57,456 We were knocking, and it just... 833 00:30:57,457 --> 00:30:59,158 Sorry. 834 00:30:59,159 --> 00:31:00,426 Do you mind if we come in? I know you're having a party. 835 00:31:00,427 --> 00:31:03,795 I'm very sorry. Hi, Jasmine. 836 00:31:03,796 --> 00:31:05,630 I'm sorry, everybody. It's past her bedtime. 837 00:31:05,631 --> 00:31:06,764 - Can you... - Come here, sweetie. 838 00:31:06,765 --> 00:31:08,099 - Go see your auntie, okay? - Come here. 839 00:31:08,100 --> 00:31:09,767 There's auntie Jasmine, okay, who loves you. 840 00:31:09,768 --> 00:31:10,802 All right. Thank you. Come here. 841 00:31:10,803 --> 00:31:13,004 Take that. Guys, behave. 842 00:31:13,005 --> 00:31:14,873 Sorry, guys. I'll be right back. 843 00:31:14,874 --> 00:31:16,607 Just got to talk real fast. Yup. 844 00:31:16,608 --> 00:31:17,674 You guys hungry? 845 00:31:17,675 --> 00:31:19,343 - I'm starving. - Yeah. 846 00:31:19,344 --> 00:31:20,945 Come on. Yeah. 847 00:31:20,946 --> 00:31:22,479 Here you go, sweetie. 848 00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:24,982 It says chamomile, but it smells like peppermint. 849 00:31:24,983 --> 00:31:27,017 Thank you. 850 00:31:27,018 --> 00:31:29,119 Oof. Algebra? 851 00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:31,355 Yeah. 852 00:31:31,356 --> 00:31:34,224 So school's good? 853 00:31:34,225 --> 00:31:35,524 Yeah, it's fine. 854 00:31:35,525 --> 00:31:37,760 You're really seeing a lot of Amy, huh? 855 00:31:37,761 --> 00:31:40,396 - Yeah. - Yeah. 856 00:31:40,397 --> 00:31:43,867 And that just miraculously came back together? 857 00:31:43,868 --> 00:31:48,838 Yeah, I mean, it just kind of... 858 00:31:48,839 --> 00:31:50,472 - You know. - No, what? 859 00:31:50,473 --> 00:31:52,007 When we were together, I mean, 860 00:31:52,008 --> 00:31:53,575 it's kind of like the same thing. 861 00:31:53,576 --> 00:31:55,911 It's the same as... 862 00:31:55,912 --> 00:31:58,813 It's like the same as... 863 00:31:58,814 --> 00:32:00,048 I know, but you broke up, 864 00:32:00,049 --> 00:32:03,051 and, you know, it just seems 865 00:32:03,052 --> 00:32:04,419 like you've been seeing even more of her, 866 00:32:04,420 --> 00:32:05,987 and I just worry, 867 00:32:05,988 --> 00:32:07,889 'cause you were devastated 868 00:32:07,890 --> 00:32:09,523 when she broke up with you, and I just want you 869 00:32:09,524 --> 00:32:12,659 to be careful, and, you know, really... 870 00:32:12,660 --> 00:32:14,595 - I told your mom. - You promised 871 00:32:14,596 --> 00:32:16,097 you weren't gonna tell her. - Oh. 872 00:32:16,098 --> 00:32:18,199 I'm sorry. We can't have secrets 873 00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:19,733 like that in this house, okay? 874 00:32:19,734 --> 00:32:22,102 I'm your mom, and... He's not my parent. 875 00:32:22,103 --> 00:32:23,803 Like, it's different. Well, that's a whole... 876 00:32:23,804 --> 00:32:25,939 You can't ask him to keep secrets like that 877 00:32:25,940 --> 00:32:27,507 from me, Drew. Yeah, but he's not my parent. 878 00:32:27,508 --> 00:32:28,741 If you're gonna be with a girl here in this house... 879 00:32:28,742 --> 00:32:30,610 I know, but I am your parent, 880 00:32:30,611 --> 00:32:32,345 and we're figuring this out together. 881 00:32:32,346 --> 00:32:34,847 Yeah, I know. You can... 882 00:32:34,848 --> 00:32:36,049 I was just asking what was going on, okay? 883 00:32:36,050 --> 00:32:37,849 Well, ask him what's going on. 884 00:32:37,850 --> 00:32:41,253 All right? He knows everything. 885 00:32:43,623 --> 00:32:46,125 [Door closes] It just came out. 886 00:32:46,126 --> 00:32:48,860 I thought we agreed that I was handling this. 887 00:32:48,861 --> 00:32:49,995 I know. I just... I was only asking him... 888 00:32:49,996 --> 00:32:51,363 I didn't say anything. 889 00:32:51,364 --> 00:32:53,332 You didn't have to. He could... 890 00:32:53,333 --> 00:32:55,834 All right. 891 00:32:58,037 --> 00:32:59,304 [Door closes] 892 00:32:59,305 --> 00:33:01,306 Everybody hated Jar Jar Binks. 893 00:33:01,307 --> 00:33:03,308 That's why he was banned from Naboo. 894 00:33:03,309 --> 00:33:04,443 No, that's not true. 895 00:33:04,444 --> 00:33:06,144 He was the first gungan to represent his people 896 00:33:06,145 --> 00:33:07,278 in the galactic senate. 897 00:33:07,279 --> 00:33:09,247 He saved everyone from the droid army. 898 00:33:09,248 --> 00:33:10,848 Hey, hey, Max. No, no, no. 899 00:33:10,849 --> 00:33:12,049 Please don't use your fingers. 900 00:33:12,050 --> 00:33:13,216 There's a spoon right there and a plate. 901 00:33:13,217 --> 00:33:14,618 Oh, no. No, don't worry. 902 00:33:14,619 --> 00:33:15,786 We're fine like this. 903 00:33:15,787 --> 00:33:17,120 No, no, don't feed... 904 00:33:17,121 --> 00:33:18,789 But the best part about that was... 905 00:33:18,790 --> 00:33:20,290 I'm fine without a plate. Don't worry. 906 00:33:20,291 --> 00:33:22,660 This is great. Oh, can you get me some tiramisu? 907 00:33:22,661 --> 00:33:24,328 Sorry for barging in on your party. 908 00:33:24,329 --> 00:33:25,562 I just didn't know what else to do. 909 00:33:25,563 --> 00:33:26,663 Look, well, I am a little offended 910 00:33:26,664 --> 00:33:27,964 that you just assumed 911 00:33:27,965 --> 00:33:29,532 that I have pot at all times in the house. 912 00:33:29,533 --> 00:33:31,434 Well, so far you don't. So what's the big deal? 913 00:33:31,435 --> 00:33:32,502 Well, I'm married now. 914 00:33:32,503 --> 00:33:34,604 And I have a boy that wanders around, 915 00:33:34,605 --> 00:33:35,638 so I gotta be more careful. 916 00:33:35,639 --> 00:33:36,940 Well, what about your sock drawer? 917 00:33:36,941 --> 00:33:38,207 That was always your secret, go-to hiding place. 918 00:33:38,208 --> 00:33:39,208 Ooh. Ooh. Sock drawer. You're right. 919 00:33:39,209 --> 00:33:40,276 That's a good idea. 920 00:33:40,277 --> 00:33:43,712 Okay. 921 00:33:43,713 --> 00:33:45,714 Is there a difference between a g-string and a thong? 922 00:33:45,715 --> 00:33:47,716 Hey, perv, put that down. 923 00:33:47,717 --> 00:33:49,384 Ooh, ooh-ooh, I got something. 924 00:33:49,385 --> 00:33:50,652 - Bingo. - Kristina... 925 00:33:50,653 --> 00:33:52,454 Yup, I bought this little sack when we went camping 926 00:33:52,455 --> 00:33:53,822 at the shoreline. - Okay. 927 00:33:53,823 --> 00:33:55,991 Now let me warn you. This is not the ditch weed 928 00:33:55,992 --> 00:33:57,258 that we smoked in high school, okay? 929 00:33:57,259 --> 00:34:00,094 This is high-power, genetically-modified ganja. 930 00:34:00,095 --> 00:34:01,662 - Okay. - She's gotta take 931 00:34:01,663 --> 00:34:02,830 a very little puff. That's good to know. 932 00:34:02,831 --> 00:34:04,298 Take small, small hits. 933 00:34:04,299 --> 00:34:06,133 - Hey. - Whoa, whoa. 934 00:34:06,134 --> 00:34:07,334 What are you doing? 935 00:34:07,335 --> 00:34:09,904 [Stammers] We were looking for this? 936 00:34:09,905 --> 00:34:11,038 Yeah. 937 00:34:11,039 --> 00:34:13,507 Hey, your mom and I wanted to talk 938 00:34:13,508 --> 00:34:14,708 to you about something. 939 00:34:14,709 --> 00:34:17,811 Yeah, okay. Bug, you know that Uncle Adam 940 00:34:17,812 --> 00:34:19,546 and Uncle Crosby are my brothers, right? 941 00:34:19,547 --> 00:34:20,646 - Yeah. - Okay. 942 00:34:20,647 --> 00:34:23,549 So, when we were kids, 943 00:34:23,550 --> 00:34:26,852 we used to fight... - Uh-huh. 944 00:34:26,853 --> 00:34:30,422 And they would make me so mad, 945 00:34:30,423 --> 00:34:34,593 but now it's so cool to have brothers. 946 00:34:34,594 --> 00:34:36,361 I can't even tell you. It's so cool. 947 00:34:36,362 --> 00:34:39,363 Yeah, and, you know, Victor, even though he's new 948 00:34:39,364 --> 00:34:41,566 to our family, he's as much a part 949 00:34:41,567 --> 00:34:43,768 of this family as you are, as I am, 950 00:34:43,769 --> 00:34:45,036 as your mom is. 951 00:34:45,037 --> 00:34:46,404 Does that make sense? 952 00:34:46,405 --> 00:34:48,606 Yeah, I-I get it. 953 00:34:48,607 --> 00:34:50,842 - Okay. - That's my girl. 954 00:34:50,843 --> 00:34:52,176 Hey, what do you think? 955 00:34:52,177 --> 00:34:53,877 Should we pick Victor up some hot chocolate 956 00:34:53,878 --> 00:34:55,311 or something on the way home? 957 00:34:55,312 --> 00:34:56,847 Mm... 958 00:34:56,848 --> 00:34:58,214 Nah. 959 00:35:04,055 --> 00:35:06,089 [Exhales] 960 00:35:13,664 --> 00:35:15,698 Is it helping? 961 00:35:19,070 --> 00:35:21,504 It's strong. 962 00:35:21,505 --> 00:35:23,306 You think maybe you had enough, hon? 963 00:35:23,307 --> 00:35:26,675 - Mm-mm. - Okay. 964 00:35:26,676 --> 00:35:29,278 It's making you feel better, though? 965 00:35:29,279 --> 00:35:30,645 Oh, yeah. 966 00:35:30,646 --> 00:35:32,347 - Oh, okay, good. - Yeah. 967 00:35:32,348 --> 00:35:35,117 - You want some? - No. No. 968 00:35:35,118 --> 00:35:36,952 It's pretty powerful. 969 00:35:36,953 --> 00:35:38,787 Feeling good enough to have some food? 970 00:35:38,788 --> 00:35:40,556 Want me to make some soup? 971 00:35:40,557 --> 00:35:42,256 Mmmm. 972 00:35:42,257 --> 00:35:44,024 Okay. 973 00:35:44,025 --> 00:35:48,196 - Just save this, okay? - Okay. 974 00:35:49,731 --> 00:35:51,399 How about a washcloth? You want a washcloth? 975 00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:53,834 Not feeling clammy anymore? 976 00:35:53,835 --> 00:35:55,836 Good. 977 00:35:55,837 --> 00:35:58,037 How about some fresh water? You want some fresh water? 978 00:35:58,038 --> 00:35:59,606 Next time I run away 979 00:35:59,607 --> 00:36:03,610 well, I hope it is with you 980 00:36:03,611 --> 00:36:11,184 will you let me show where to 981 00:36:11,185 --> 00:36:13,352 run 982 00:36:13,353 --> 00:36:16,388 983 00:36:19,838 --> 00:36:21,769 Thanks for comming! 984 00:36:22,237 --> 00:36:23,271 Great to see you. 985 00:36:23,272 --> 00:36:26,508 Really so good. Really good. 986 00:36:26,509 --> 00:36:27,942 Really, really, really good. 987 00:36:27,943 --> 00:36:29,944 Okay, you've been over-served. 988 00:36:29,945 --> 00:36:31,413 Let's go. Thank you. 989 00:36:31,414 --> 00:36:32,914 Bye. - Bye. 990 00:36:32,915 --> 00:36:35,783 Come on. Go, go. 991 00:36:35,784 --> 00:36:37,384 - You killed it. - We killed it. 992 00:36:37,385 --> 00:36:38,485 That was a good party. 993 00:36:38,486 --> 00:36:40,387 Yes. 994 00:36:40,388 --> 00:36:42,523 I'm sorry I was such a brat and didn't help. 995 00:36:42,524 --> 00:36:44,090 It's okay. 996 00:36:44,091 --> 00:36:45,559 - And you know what? - What? 997 00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:47,260 Some of those people I didn't hate. 998 00:36:47,261 --> 00:36:48,762 [Chuckles] 999 00:36:48,763 --> 00:36:50,831 - Isn't that great? - That's awesome. 1000 00:36:50,832 --> 00:36:52,965 - Yeah, I'm growing. - Why don't you go 1001 00:36:52,966 --> 00:36:55,335 clean up after those people you don't hate? 1002 00:36:55,336 --> 00:36:57,437 Oh, so I'm gonna cle... what are you gonna do? 1003 00:36:57,438 --> 00:36:58,538 I'm gonna go take a hot bath. 1004 00:36:58,539 --> 00:37:00,172 Oh, you're gonna take a bath? 1005 00:37:00,173 --> 00:37:02,041 Yeah. If you hurry up, you can join me. 1006 00:37:02,042 --> 00:37:03,843 Oh, okay. 1007 00:37:19,625 --> 00:37:22,894 - Hmm. - I'm sorry. 1008 00:37:33,638 --> 00:37:38,308 I realize that I don't have very much experience 1009 00:37:38,309 --> 00:37:43,246 parenting with somebody. 1010 00:37:43,247 --> 00:37:46,850 Me too. I... you know, I don't have 1011 00:37:46,851 --> 00:37:48,852 any experience with this. 1012 00:37:48,853 --> 00:37:52,389 Yeah. I just felt like I had 1013 00:37:52,390 --> 00:37:55,424 this opportunity to... 1014 00:37:55,425 --> 00:37:58,660 Get closer to Drew, and... 1015 00:37:59,729 --> 00:38:02,831 I don't know. 1016 00:38:02,832 --> 00:38:04,400 I'm just trying to figure out my place 1017 00:38:04,401 --> 00:38:06,101 in this family, you know. 1018 00:38:06,102 --> 00:38:09,772 I'm trying to figure it out too. 1019 00:38:17,380 --> 00:38:19,447 Oh, God. 1020 00:38:19,448 --> 00:38:21,682 [Groans] 1021 00:38:21,683 --> 00:38:24,286 It's official. Micah has left the building. 1022 00:38:24,287 --> 00:38:25,420 Oh, thank God. 1023 00:38:25,421 --> 00:38:27,855 [Groans] 1024 00:38:27,856 --> 00:38:31,392 - How were Doug and Val? - Oh! 1025 00:38:31,393 --> 00:38:32,859 You're not gonna believe this. 1026 00:38:32,860 --> 00:38:36,263 They won over $1,000 playing roulette. 1027 00:38:36,264 --> 00:38:40,434 Doug said he's got some sort of secret technique. 1028 00:38:40,435 --> 00:38:43,537 - [Laughs] - Yeah, and then they went 1029 00:38:43,538 --> 00:38:44,904 to see Zumanity, and Val said: 1030 00:38:44,905 --> 00:38:48,541 Doug brought Zumanity back to the hotel room. 1031 00:38:48,542 --> 00:38:50,543 - Like I need to hear that. - What's Zumanity? 1032 00:38:50,544 --> 00:38:52,778 You know, it's that naked people circus. 1033 00:38:52,779 --> 00:38:57,083 Oh! [Laughter] 1034 00:38:57,084 --> 00:38:58,584 - Nuhuh. - Can you imagine Doug... 1035 00:38:58,585 --> 00:38:59,618 - No! No! - Jumping up and down 1036 00:38:59,619 --> 00:39:02,220 on the bed with that face. 1037 00:39:02,221 --> 00:39:03,989 I'm begging you. 1038 00:39:03,990 --> 00:39:06,358 I'm begging you. It hurts. 1039 00:39:06,359 --> 00:39:07,792 - Stop. - You feeling better? 1040 00:39:07,793 --> 00:39:09,294 I feel better, but don't do that. 1041 00:39:09,295 --> 00:39:11,330 Oh. 1042 00:39:11,331 --> 00:39:12,931 You look better, hon. 1043 00:39:12,932 --> 00:39:14,599 I am so much better. 1044 00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:18,069 I just... I'm gonna need some more weed. 1045 00:39:18,070 --> 00:39:19,103 - It helps. - Oh, yeah? 1046 00:39:19,104 --> 00:39:20,504 Yeah, you are feeling better. 1047 00:39:20,505 --> 00:39:21,872 Yeah. It helps. 1048 00:39:21,873 --> 00:39:23,507 Oh, God. 1049 00:39:23,508 --> 00:39:25,076 - That was a rough patch, hon. - Yeah. 1050 00:39:25,077 --> 00:39:26,710 Yep. 1051 00:39:26,711 --> 00:39:28,812 Listen, I just... 1052 00:39:28,813 --> 00:39:31,949 I think you're awesome. 1053 00:39:31,950 --> 00:39:35,018 I got us into this mess this weekend, 1054 00:39:35,019 --> 00:39:36,919 and you handled it beautifully. 1055 00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:38,989 - Oh. - You're the best nurse. 1056 00:39:38,990 --> 00:39:40,656 Thank you so much... 'Tweren't nothing. 1057 00:39:40,657 --> 00:39:41,791 For taking care of me. 1058 00:39:41,792 --> 00:39:43,460 Come here. 1059 00:39:43,461 --> 00:39:46,496 And you're the best husband in the world. 1060 00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:52,034 You know, it's kind of stupid. 1061 00:39:52,035 --> 00:39:53,768 - I just... - What? 1062 00:39:53,769 --> 00:39:55,904 I don't know. I thought I'd be the one person 1063 00:39:55,905 --> 00:39:57,539 that wouldn't get sick from chemo. 1064 00:39:57,540 --> 00:40:02,177 Like I... Could just sort of power through it. 1065 00:40:02,178 --> 00:40:05,279 - Mm. - [Snorts] 1066 00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:08,316 I guess I'm not wonder woman, am I? 1067 00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:14,522 You are to me. 1068 00:40:14,523 --> 00:40:17,591 La da da da 1069 00:40:17,592 --> 00:40:21,261 1070 00:40:21,262 --> 00:40:24,597 You okay? 1071 00:40:24,598 --> 00:40:26,733 Yeah. 1072 00:40:26,734 --> 00:40:30,470 - Are you okay? - Yeah. 1073 00:40:30,471 --> 00:40:32,472 It was intense, huh? 1074 00:40:32,473 --> 00:40:34,741 Yeah. 1075 00:40:34,742 --> 00:40:38,911 Hey, I know that this weekend wasn't any fun, 1076 00:40:38,912 --> 00:40:42,881 and it was really intense and heavy, and... 1077 00:40:42,882 --> 00:40:45,651 I just want to say thank you so much for coming. 1078 00:40:45,652 --> 00:40:48,154 Really. 1079 00:40:51,091 --> 00:40:53,358 Hang on. 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