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Previously on "october road"...
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I haven't left this house in five years.
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Help me understand.
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Right now I'm fine.
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Now my heart's starting to race.
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Chest about to explode.
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Okay, that's enough.
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I understand.
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Miss you, buddy.
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You had sex with my wife!
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We will never be friends again.
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These your kids?
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Thursdays and every other weekend.
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Mom's a cobra.
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I can't put my life on the fantasy of what we were.
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Will you marry me,hannah jane?
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Hannah's a great girl and all, nick,
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but you two are past tense.
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You should get aubrey back.
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You should un-break up with her.
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You got a girlfriend,ronnie?
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Well's been dry for a while now.
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All right, come on, guys,jasper and casper.
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We're almost there.
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Hippy bob?
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Hippy bob? Thank god.
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Hannah! Big ups to you.
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you got engaged.
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So my moms is like,"you know ray cataldo, hippy bob?"
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And I'm like, "mom..."
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bob--"I've known big cat since the eighth grade
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"when he was still just a little big cat.
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"And by the way, moms,
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since when do you call me 'hippy bob'?"
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Bob, I have to take my vet tech recertification test four minutes ago.
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My babysitter fell off a stepladder and sprained her ankle,
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so--hey, sammy D.,
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You famous yet?
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Workin' on it, hippy bob.
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Will you watch them?
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No problemo.
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We'll have some fun.
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Are you sure?It'll be about an hour.
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Dude, the children are our future.
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thank you so much.
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Behave, okay?
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Okay.
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-Good luck, ma.
-Thanks.
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So...
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-who wants tattoos?
-Me!
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yeah!
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it's a beautiful saturday.
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unseasonably warm.
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Why are you guys indoors?
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I'm inside
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because the newspaper is.
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Ronnie's inside thwarting a martian invasion
because that's best achieved inside.
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When was the last time you
actually had a date, ronnie?
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I don't know.
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He you're a cool,good-looking guy.
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You shouldn't be in on saturdays playing video games.
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Why are you picking on me?
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Leslie calls that "projecting."
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It's when person "a" accuses person "b" of things
that person "a" is doing.
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Tonight... we go out,meet you a girl,
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get you off the schneid.
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Okay, whatever, man.
Pop, you want a cheese sandwich?
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Uh, no, mnh-mnh.
-Cheese sandwich?
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I would love a cheese sandwich.
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Okay.
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here.
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Thanks.
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gonna get him off the schneid, huh?
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I mean, don't you think he needs it?
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I know you like someone sitting by your side
when you read the box scores,
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-but I mean, dad
-no, no, that's fine.It'S...
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I'm just wondering who's the ttle, who's the pot?
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What do you mean?
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Well, ever since hannah put the lid on things,
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you've been moping around here like the dog ate your shoes.
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You need to go out,find a girl.
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That is the last thing I need.
I need a vacation from girls.
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A girl vacation.
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Do you know what a girl vacation is, dad?
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Prison?
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No. It's spending some time with me.Just me.
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I need to spend some quality time with me.
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Well, suit yourself.
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I'm sure you'll find e company boring.
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Adjective.
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Adulterous.
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We agreed.
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No wallowing.
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Adjective.
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is "heart-stomper"an adjective?
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Phil?
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Simian.
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-nice one.
-Really?
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Hey, guys.
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-Hey, eddie!
-Eddie!
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Let's see. Phone bill.
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No.Cool sports mag for me.
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Highly pretentious news mag for you.
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And finally...special delivery from... bakersfield.
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Oh! Yeah!
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That's the last one,right?
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Yes. The coil.
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It's been a long time,hasn't it?
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But klauss has been patient.
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Who's klauss?
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You haven't told her about klauss?
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Not yet.
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Who's klauss?
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Uh, only our, uh,non-rent-paying roommate who lives in the garage.
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Why haven't I met klauss yet?
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I'm sorry.
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I was waiting until I finished before I showed you.
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show the girl.
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Show the girl.
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Show the girl.
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lady and gentlemen,I present...klauss.
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Wow
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I've only recently rediscovered root beer.
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After a long period of ginger ale and various other colas...
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hmm. We're not allowed soft drinks.
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Well, sam isn't really, either.
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Only on special occasions.
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Yeah, like dinner.
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uh-oh.
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???
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I'll take my boys now,if you don't mD.
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I thought I was dropping them off after dinner.
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You were, until I got a call from my son to tell me
the boys were getting tattoos.
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Tattoos?
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Yes,jasper's is a red octopus.
I believe his brother got the grim reaper?
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What?
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No, christine, the boys were not getting tattooed.
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They weren't?
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Jasper must've called dr. Cataldo while I was getting mine.
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Yours?
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It's a D.N.A. Strand.Double helix.
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Hippy bob says he's never really inked one before.
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He really nailed the "t"residues, don't you think?
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You left the children with someone named "hippie bob"?
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No, hippy bob is an old friend.
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My sitter fell off a stepladder.
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Just because you are suddenly engaged to their father
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doesn't mean you get to make
parenting decisions as to who watchethem.
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Hippy bob said they'd be temporary--wash right off.
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Boys? Put on your coats.
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Look, christine, I'm sorry.
I had to get my recertification,
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and things just got a little crazy.
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I guess our boys wi just have to feel
extra cool for a while, right?
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No, not right.
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You see, I prefer my children to
consider tattoos an accessory reserved
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for decorating convicts or blue-collar ideals of rebellion.
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Okay, I think you're overreacting.
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And I think it's amazing that despite the rigors of my job,
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I always managed to find adequate child care,
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whereas, you, who pick up dog poo for a living, cannot.
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Tattoos, hannah?
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-Tattoos.
-Christine,
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they're temporary.
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Jasper. Casper...
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-say thank you and good-bye.
-Thank you.
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-Bye, sam.
-By the way,please tell my ex-husband
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I would've appreciated a phone call.
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It was lovely hearing about
your engagement from red the butcher.
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I think we're gonna need more root beer.
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now do you see?
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This is what I'm talking about.
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We got a target-rich environment--
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prime staging for a shock and awe campaign.
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Yeah, I'm bored already.
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I love it! Two garretts for the price of one.
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Aubrey.
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Fellas,this is taylor.
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Or as I like to call her,my only
conduit to sanity in russian lit.
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Nice to meet you.
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Nick.
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This is my brother ronnie.
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Hi, ronnie.
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It's good to meet you.
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Hi.
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What's wrong with him?
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Uh, he's just, uh, just feeling a little guilty
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that while he's here trying to enjoy himself,
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planet earth is being invaded by space aliens
with orangutan bodies and praying mantis heads?
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Is that it?
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Shall we cocktail?
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Let'S.
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I still love you
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doou really need to add a yard
sale to your plate?In january, no less?
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Don't think of it as a yard sale.
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Consider it... a cleansing.
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A purge.
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As in, to vomit forth?
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Exactly. I am vomiting forth the marginalia,
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the clutter that this house has accumulated over the years,
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to make things more comfortable for ray.
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What?
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I think I know why you have the sudden passion to purge.
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A yard sale is not such a radical notion, janet.
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These are things that pple do.
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Uh, things that people do when intimidated by the aura of their fianc?s ex.
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Christine walked out on him, by the way.
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So she is on your mind.
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Hey, ladies,
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what about these two hockey sticks with words on 'em?
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Those we keep.
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Ah.
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You passed the test.
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Yes.
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Well, congrats.
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Thank you.For another two years,
ethe unmentionables of schnauzers everywhere
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will continue to be clean and dry.
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I told you you could stop working.
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No. I want to.
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All I said was that I'd prefer if you stayed home.
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Just while sam's still young.
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Be here when he gets home from school.
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I mean, what's the point in making money, janet,
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if you can't allow your wife and her
son to spend some time with each other?
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I don't know... ray.
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But when I mention this,
I'm suddenly being sexist,
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old-fashioned and a thug.
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Sexist and old-fashioned,
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yes,but you have been a thug long before this mention.
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Mm.
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You didn't tell ray about the tavern tattoo tirade?
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I can handle christine on my own.
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I don't need ray to get involved.
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-She's vicious, hannah.
-I know.
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She's also so together.
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She's a hand surgeon.
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I bet ray didn't mention to her that she could not work.
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And I'll go double or nothin'
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she doesn't have a bottle opener attached to her key ring.
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Then she's a fool.The joke will be on her
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if she's ever stranded on a desert island
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with three cases of grape soda that don't have twist-offs.Ha!
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Hmm.
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Well, there is that other thing about her.
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Which is?
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She is someone ray once chose to marry.
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do these ac/dc knockoff bands
drive you as nuts as they drive me?
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What do you know from ac/dc?
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Oh, I know ac/dc.
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Can you even name seven ac/dc songs?
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Only seven?
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"Hells bells,""whole lotta rosie,"
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"for those about to rock,""heatseeker,"
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"highway to hell,""dirty deeds"
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and... "who made who."
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Wow.
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What?
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You didn't even need"you shook me all night long."
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hey, ronnie?
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Taylor's a big skier.
263
00:11:27,900 --> 00:11:30,700
Why don't you tell her about the time
that I dared you to roof ski.
264
00:11:30,900 --> 00:11:32,500
No, I got a bellyache.
265
00:11:32,500 --> 00:11:33,200
I don't wanna--
266
00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:34,400
what did you have for dinner?
267
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french fries.
268
00:11:35,700 --> 00:11:37,100
That's it?Just french fries?
269
00:11:37,100 --> 00:11:39,000
No, well,they were steak fries,
270
00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:42,200
and there was an abundant
quantity of soft potato meat.
271
00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:43,200
Okay, ronnie, hey,
272
00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:45,000
why don't you and taylor go hit up the jukebox?
273
00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:47,000
Come on.It'll be an adventure.
274
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Go.
275
00:11:50,700 --> 00:11:53,700
This might be a thing.
He is so taylor's type.
276
00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:55,400
Well, then we should get those two together.
277
00:11:55,400 --> 00:11:57,500
Oh, and since when did you become matchmaker?
278
00:11:57,500 --> 00:11:59,600
I'm just trying to be a big brother, that's all.
279
00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:03,200
The guy's like a heap of unformed
clay when it comes to the ladies.
280
00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:05,900
My friends aren't here just as pick-me-ups, nick.
281
00:12:05,900 --> 00:12:07,700
No. No, no, no.Of course not.
282
00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:09,400
But I'm sensing chemistry.
283
00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:11,900
Aren't you?
284
00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:17,800
thomas edison drove a studebaker--
285
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:22,000
joe louis, ed sullivan and roger ebert,to name a few.
286
00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:22,800
Impressive.
287
00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:24,100
But what really clinched it?
288
00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:28,900
This is the car that kermit the frog and
fozzie bear drove to california in "the muppet movie."
289
00:12:30,600 --> 00:12:35,600
But a guy who doesn't leave the house restoring
a car he doesn't plan on driving?
290
00:12:36,500 --> 00:12:38,900
Isn't that a little...counterintuitive?
291
00:12:38,900 --> 00:12:41,700
I guess I just like the idea of taking something beautiful
292
00:12:41,700 --> 00:12:44,700
and broken and making it work the way it used to.
293
00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:47,700
And now klauss will be ready to go!
294
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,200
Yes.We're gonna take klauss for a ride.
295
00:12:50,500 --> 00:12:51,300
Someday.
296
00:12:51,300 --> 00:12:52,200
Around the block.
297
00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:53,500
Not today.
298
00:12:54,500 --> 00:12:55,600
Someday.
299
00:12:56,100 --> 00:12:58,200
I still don't understand
what you're so worried about.
300
00:12:58,800 --> 00:13:01,600
I mean,we'll be inside the car,
301
00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,500
and inside when you're outside
is still inside, right?
302
00:13:05,100 --> 00:13:06,200
Wrong.
303
00:13:06,900 --> 00:13:10,100
Outside when you're inside is still outside.
304
00:13:10,700 --> 00:13:12,100
Okay, here we go.
305
00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:15,900
You ready?
306
00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:29,600
try it again.
307
00:13:39,100 --> 00:13:40,200
oh, no.We failed.
308
00:13:41,100 --> 00:13:42,900
We failed klauss.
309
00:13:43,100 --> 00:13:43,800
No.
310
00:13:44,700 --> 00:13:46,300
No, no, no, no,
311
00:13:46,300 --> 00:13:47,700
no, no, no, no, no.
312
00:13:47,700 --> 00:13:49,800
We haven't failed anything.
313
00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:51,800
We are gonna get klauss started,
314
00:13:51,900 --> 00:13:54,700
and then we're gonna go or a drive.
315
00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:02,700
Stay focused, ronnie.
You got nine cans of chili on the line.
316
00:14:03,100 --> 00:14:05,200
-ooh!
-oh, ho, ho.
317
00:14:05,500 --> 00:14:06,900
I like this.
318
00:14:06,900 --> 00:14:09,400
Our new world order--chums who can hang.
319
00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:13,600
I agree. This is nice.Psychosexual
politics have left the building.
320
00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:15,400
And I agree to that.
321
00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:20,700
Who knows?Maybe we can make it a thing.
322
00:14:20,700 --> 00:14:22,100
What kind of a tng?
323
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,200
Friending.
324
00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:25,100
Friending?
325
00:14:25,100 --> 00:14:27,000
Yeah, you know, being friends without all the...
326
00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:29,300
-entanglements
-Exactly.
327
00:14:29,300 --> 00:14:30,400
Our goal here
328
00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:32,300
is to get those two together
329
00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:34,700
and to keep the friending alive.
330
00:14:36,700 --> 00:14:37,300
Fine.
331
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,200
If you say so.
332
00:14:41,700 --> 00:14:43,800
I need a refill.Are you guys good?
333
00:14:44,500 --> 00:14:45,600
-We're good.
-Yeah.
334
00:14:46,900 --> 00:14:48,900
Hey, I think she likes you.
335
00:15:06,300 --> 00:15:08,200
you got a problem,ronnie garrett.
336
00:15:08,900 --> 00:15:11,000
You're in love with your brother's girlfriend.
337
00:15:12,300 --> 00:15:14,200
First of all,she's not his girlfriend.
338
00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:17,000
And second,
I am not in love with her.
339
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,800
See? Now, if you weren't,
340
00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:21,000
the "she's not his girlfriend"wouldn't be the first part.
341
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:23,100
Ikey--and this ain't the first time I noticed it.
342
00:15:23,100 --> 00:15:25,500
Every time she burps,
you act like you heard the symphony.
343
00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:28,400
I don't know what you're talking about.
344
00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:29,700
Oh...
345
00:15:30,100 --> 00:15:32,200
whatever you say, dude,but I'm here.
346
00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:33,800
When you need to flap your gums?
347
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:38,700
'Cause there's one thing I know.Loving the
wrong gal only leads to drinking alone.
348
00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:57,300
Today's guest rer caer month is ms. Daniels, sam's mom.
349
00:15:57,700 --> 00:15:59,100
Thank you, mrs. Burns.
350
00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:04,900
So... how many of you have pets at home?
351
00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:07,000
Great.
352
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:10,100
And, um, how many of you have taken
them to the veterinarian's office?
353
00:16:10,100 --> 00:16:10,800
Sorry, I'm late.
354
00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:14,500
I had a small joint reconstruction on an
arthritic hand,and there were complications.
355
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:15,900
Hannah?
356
00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:18,000
Hi, christine.
357
00:16:18,300 --> 00:16:22,100
Dr. Cataldo, I think there's been a misunderstanding.
358
00:16:22,100 --> 00:16:25,100
Your presentation is scheduled for this coming monday.
359
00:16:25,100 --> 00:16:27,400
Oh, don't tell me that.I'm so sorry.
360
00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:28,900
One of my assistants must've...
361
00:16:30,100 --> 00:16:31,900
well, this is embarrassing.
362
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:34,800
Okay, I'm leaving.Pretend I was never here.
363
00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:36,400
Bye, sweethearts. Mwah!
364
00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:39,100
Uh, when did you say?Monday.
365
00:16:39,100 --> 00:16:41,100
Ugh. Worst possible time.
366
00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:44,200
I have surgeries scheduled all week next week.Three on monday.
367
00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:45,800
Oh, I see.
368
00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:48,500
Well, it's fine.We'll--we'll do it next year.
369
00:16:48,500 --> 00:16:51,000
Oh, wait. Maybe we can rearrange things.
370
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:54,600
Uh, perhaps ms. Daniels might
find her schedule more flexible
371
00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:57,300
that the children may have the benefit of the both of you?
372
00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:09,700
Sure. I can--I can come back another day.
373
00:17:09,700 --> 00:17:11,100
Are you sure?
374
00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:14,100
The floor is yours.
375
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,400
Hi, guys.
376
00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:19,300
I'm dr. Christine cataldo.Now...
377
00:17:20,100 --> 00:17:23,300
how many of you have ever seen... a scalpel?
378
00:17:24,100 --> 00:17:26,100
How many of you would like to see a scalpel?
379
00:17:28,300 --> 00:17:30,600
Wow. What do you think?
380
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,000
ooh!
381
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,900
Yeah, pretty cool, right?
382
00:17:33,900 --> 00:17:36,900
Now do you know what kind
of doctor uses a scalpel?
383
00:17:37,300 --> 00:17:39,900
Only surgeons,which are very special kinds of doctors,
384
00:17:39,900 --> 00:17:44,100
and I am a very special kind of surgeon.
I work on your hand.
385
00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:51,900
I can make a very strong case
for this being a keeper.
386
00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:55,200
Fourear-old halloween costumes are non-negotiable.
387
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:56,500
They go in the "out" pile.
388
00:17:56,500 --> 00:17:59,900
This was right after I learned
there's no such thing as santa claus.
389
00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:02,200
Werewolves helped me get over it...
390
00:18:02,700 --> 00:18:05,600
until, of course,I found out
there's no such thing as werewolves.
391
00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:07,100
And what helped you get over that?
392
00:18:07,100 --> 00:18:07,900
Dragons.
393
00:18:07,900 --> 00:18:09,300
Sorry, dude.
394
00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:12,500
Very controversial.
395
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:17,000
Why do you think dr. Catdo interrupted your presentation?
396
00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:18,600
She made a mistake.
397
00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:20,100
She got the da mixed up.
398
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,000
She's really busy. I could see how that could happen.
399
00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:27,000
She didn't make a mistake.
400
00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:29,600
St week when I was over at their house,
401
00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:32,100
I told her you were making your presentation today.
402
00:18:32,100 --> 00:18:33,100
You did?
403
00:18:33,100 --> 00:18:34,200
She knew.
404
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:35,900
She did it on purpose, ma.
405
00:18:36,500 --> 00:18:38,100
Well, why would she do that?
406
00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:40,600
That's what I asked you.
407
00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:56,300
and it was somewhere between the 21st
and 22nd day of no phones ringing
408
00:18:56,300 --> 00:19:00,400
that the best friend windows'brain trust considered the virtues of advertising.
409
00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:01,900
Hello.
410
00:19:01,900 --> 00:19:02,500
Hey.
411
00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:04,800
Hey, aubrey. What goes on?
412
00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:08,100
You called me.The message was,
"come to the office.I have a plan."
413
00:19:08,100 --> 00:19:10,500
I came right over.Love plans.
414
00:19:10,500 --> 00:19:12,500
Taylor and ronnie.
415
00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:16,000
Especially ones that involve my girlfriend and your nervous brother.
416
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,400
He's new at this.
417
00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:19,400
So what do you say?Ll you call taylor?
418
00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:20,700
To what end?
419
00:19:20,700 --> 00:19:22,100
Because ronnie won'T.
420
00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:23,800
We'll all go out again.
421
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,300
Like a double date?
422
00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:28,400
Like we'll all go out again.
423
00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:29,500
Okay.
424
00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:32,100
Well, we should go bowling.
Taylor likes to bowl.
425
00:19:32,100 --> 00:19:33,900
She likes to bowl?Really?
426
00:19:33,900 --> 00:19:36,700
Wow.Maybe she's more for my
father than she is for my brother.
427
00:19:36,700 --> 00:19:40,100
Does she also make her own barbecue
sauce using vodka and salt water taffy?
428
00:19:40,100 --> 00:19:43,300
Because if so, then she's definitely for my dad.
429
00:19:43,900 --> 00:19:45,100
I'll set it up...
430
00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:46,500
in the spirit of friending.
431
00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:47,400
Thank you.
432
00:19:47,700 --> 00:19:49,100
This is gonna be great.
433
00:19:53,900 --> 00:19:56,300
Let me just, uh,go on record here.
434
00:19:56,300 --> 00:19:57,700
If it were me,
435
00:19:57,900 --> 00:19:59,200
and i were trying to get over hannah--
436
00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:01,700
aubrey is not rebound material, okay?
437
00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:03,200
She's better than that.
438
00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:05,100
And I'm not in the market
for a girlfriend right now.
439
00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:06,800
Fair enough.
440
00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:09,800
You just better hope that
when you're ready to sta shoppin',
441
00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:11,900
she's still on the shelf.
442
00:20:31,700 --> 00:20:33,300
So what's on your mind,hannah?
443
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:35,000
You knew it was my day.
444
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,600
I knew it was your day?
445
00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:38,700
At the school.
446
00:20:38,700 --> 00:20:40,200
Oh, yes. I did.
447
00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:42,700
Yet you barged in there pretending
like you made some mistake,
448
00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:44,500
and I just want to know why.
449
00:20:45,700 --> 00:20:46,600
What is it?
450
00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:49,800
Dr. Papetti wanted to know if you looked
at mr. Steeves,the kienbock's patient?
451
00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:51,000
I did.
452
00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:54,300
Tell him it's a severely collapsed lunate,
453
00:20:54,300 --> 00:20:56,400
and I don't see how revascularization is an option.
454
00:20:57,800 --> 00:20:59,800
Ray says you once wanted to be a doctor.
455
00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:01,700
I did.
456
00:21:02,500 --> 00:21:03,500
What field?
457
00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:06,800
I was thinking about family medicine.
458
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:10,400
Well, it's ironic,I guess, isn't it?
459
00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:12,300
What's that?
460
00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:16,400
Just how getting pregnant prevented
you from practicing family medicine.
461
00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:19,500
And now you work for a vet.
462
00:21:20,100 --> 00:21:21,200
Do you like it?
463
00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:22,400
I do.
464
00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:24,000
Well, it sounds dreamy to me.
465
00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:26,400
I mean, don't get me wrong.I love what I do,
466
00:21:26,210 --> 00:21:29,440
but, well, people have the ability to speak
467
00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:32,320
and complain and call you up at 4:00 in the morning
468
00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:33,580
because they can't make a fist.
469
00:21:33,580 --> 00:21:35,450
I trust basset hounds don't do that.
470
00:21:36,070 --> 00:21:39,110
Nope. Basset hounds only call during office hours.
471
00:21:39,110 --> 00:21:41,540
Dr. Cataldo, your 5:00 wrist fusion is prepped.
472
00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:45,620
I've got to go, hannah.
You didn't answer my question--
473
00:21:46,100 --> 00:21:48,080
why you showed up on my day.
474
00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:50,300
You've come along to take my place, hannah.
475
00:21:50,300 --> 00:21:52,500
Every now and again, just feels good to take yours.
476
00:21:53,060 --> 00:21:54,580
But you left him.
477
00:21:54,580 --> 00:21:57,210
I did, which doesn't mean four years later
478
00:21:57,210 --> 00:21:59,010
that I don't want him back.
479
00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:18,400
Come on, come on, come on.
480
00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:23,900
three gutter balls in a row!
We win again.
481
00:22:25,350 --> 00:22:26,640
(Laughs) let's get a beer.
482
00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:30,280
I think my business is done here.
483
00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:33,870
Aubrey,being lousy at bowling isn't necessarily a bad thing.
484
00:22:35,110 --> 00:22:36,680
you know,I think it's working.
485
00:22:36,970 --> 00:22:38,500
Things are... crackling.
486
00:22:38,500 --> 00:22:39,860
Well,she definitely likes him.
487
00:22:39,860 --> 00:22:41,380
You think he likes her?
He'd better.
488
00:22:44,300 --> 00:22:47,570
It's your arm swing.It's not loose.
489
00:22:47,570 --> 00:22:48,860
My arm swing?
490
00:22:50,550 --> 00:22:51,570
Well, will you show me?
491
00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:52,920
Yeah. Yeah.
492
00:22:54,470 --> 00:22:56,020
Um, grab the ball.
Okay.
493
00:22:56,910 --> 00:22:58,900
The best way to have a loose arm swing
494
00:22:58,900 --> 00:23:02,740
is to have your thumb relaxed,so put it in--in there.
okay
495
00:23:03,820 --> 00:23:05,660
Oh, thanks.
uh-huh
496
00:23:06,700 --> 00:23:09,810
so ronnie's been terrorizing the local lanes since we were kids.
497
00:23:09,810 --> 00:23:13,220
Oh, I'm not surprised.He is so fine.
498
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:15,980
Now?
Yeah. Keep it loose.
499
00:23:22,710 --> 00:23:25,020
yes!-oh-yes
500
00:23:27,700 --> 00:23:30,020
you're a good teacher,ronnie.
thanks
501
00:23:32,150 --> 00:23:33,720
did you see that?
What happened?
502
00:23:34,090 --> 00:23:35,160
(Aubrey) I have never...
503
00:23:36,900 --> 00:23:39,580
it's good times, ronnie.She's a great girl.
504
00:23:40,300 --> 00:23:41,650
Yeah, she really is.
505
00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:45,630
she really, really is a great girl.
506
00:23:49,550 --> 00:23:51,710
(Janet) a vocational test?
i don't know
507
00:23:51,710 --> 00:23:54,490
I always blame getting pregnant for not going to med school.
508
00:23:55,230 --> 00:23:56,280
Maybe that's just a cop-out.
509
00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:58,840
Maybe I was just scared I wouldn't be able to cut it,
510
00:23:59,190 --> 00:24:01,510
so I used sam as a crutch to not even try.
511
00:24:02,030 --> 00:24:03,180
That's crazy talk.
512
00:24:03,180 --> 00:24:04,750
MaybI should accept ray's offer...
513
00:24:05,220 --> 00:24:08,140
not to stop working, but to stop working at the vet'S.
514
00:24:08,970 --> 00:24:10,350
Pursue something else.
515
00:24:10,630 --> 00:24:11,270
You ready, mom?
516
00:24:11,270 --> 00:24:13,520
Hence, a vocational test.
517
00:24:15,360 --> 00:24:16,050
I'm ready.
518
00:24:16,750 --> 00:24:18,280
Let's see if there's more to life than obtaining
519
00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:20,440
the health histories of calico cats.
520
00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:22,810
First question--
521
00:24:23,250 --> 00:24:26,160
"what is the highest education level you have ever received?"
522
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:27,240
High school.
523
00:24:29,410 --> 00:24:32,720
"In the next 12 months,your career goal is to..."
524
00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:34,070
figure out a career goal?
525
00:24:35,430 --> 00:24:37,750
"Would you describe yourself as a team player?"
526
00:24:37,750 --> 00:24:40,320
If that team is the red sox, yeah.
527
00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:41,840
I'll put down "no."
528
00:24:42,550 --> 00:24:45,740
"Have you ever milked a cow?"
Really?
529
00:24:45,740 --> 00:24:47,600
It starts to get a little nutty.
530
00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:51,200
Um, yeah, once,at my uncle jim's farm.
531
00:24:51,580 --> 00:24:55,040
"Have you ever played billiards wearing an evening dress?"
532
00:24:58,650 --> 00:25:00,780
You know, she's right, phil.You should take her for a spin.
533
00:25:01,540 --> 00:25:02,880
I just continue to be amazed
534
00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:05,330
by which part of "shut-in"is unclear to you guys.
535
00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:08,460
Is it the "shut"?Or perhaps it's the "in."
536
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:12,060
Nice!Ooh. Whoo.
You like? Yeah.
537
00:25:12,060 --> 00:25:13,920
So how'd the double date go?
538
00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:18,220
Yeah, how? Was the nick-aubrey sexual tension so ick,
539
00:25:18,220 --> 00:25:20,500
it made bowlers three lanes down blush?
540
00:25:20,500 --> 00:25:22,220
There was definitely some sexual tension,
541
00:25:22,220 --> 00:25:24,230
but not of the nick-aubrey variety.
542
00:25:24,230 --> 00:25:27,060
Really? Baby bro bowl a strike?
543
00:25:27,060 --> 00:25:30,090
Not yet, but taylor invited him to her house tomorrow night,
544
00:25:30,090 --> 00:25:32,240
so it's pretty much on.
545
00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:34,180
Maybe. You know,you never know.
546
00:25:34,180 --> 00:25:36,470
I think ronnie's just a little nervous.
547
00:25:36,470 --> 00:25:37,600
It's been a while.
548
00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:38,850
All right.How long's "a while"?
549
00:25:39,500 --> 00:25:43,450
Last girl that touched me was gina disimone.
550
00:25:43,450 --> 00:25:44,970
Uh,haircuts don't count.
551
00:25:44,970 --> 00:25:50,220
Well, then it's been a year.
A year? Poor guy.
552
00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:53,960
Do I detect a little performance anxiety in our randy young charge?
553
00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:57,600
No. I'm--I'm fine.I am f--I'm fine.
554
00:25:59,090 --> 00:26:00,520
try and start it now, phil.
555
00:26:01,660 --> 00:26:02,530
Uh...yeah.
556
00:26:04,430 --> 00:26:07,770
I, uh... I didn't know that you were down there.
557
00:26:10,500 --> 00:26:13,050
it's alive!
Nice!
558
00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:17,650
oh, um, when in doubt,rub her earlobes.
559
00:26:17,650 --> 00:26:19,140
What do--what do you mean?
560
00:26:19,140 --> 00:26:21,400
Like you were opening combination cks.
561
00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:24,630
Um, I'm not gonna--
trust me. Earlobes.
562
00:26:25,180 --> 00:26:26,550
Combination locks.
563
00:26:30,700 --> 00:26:33,000
Hey, guys, guys,it's coming up.
564
00:26:35,100 --> 00:26:36,580
Well, how'd I do?
565
00:26:38,050 --> 00:26:38,800
What's it say?
566
00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:40,630
I thought u loved animals.
567
00:26:45,300 --> 00:26:47,030
I don't understand.What does that mean?
568
00:26:47,870 --> 00:26:50,320
It means, based on your answers and interests,
569
00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:54,620
the occupation you're most suited for is...
570
00:26:55,870 --> 00:26:58,180
a prizefighter?
What?
571
00:26:59,150 --> 00:27:01,030
Like a boxer? (Chuckles)
572
00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:07,560
yeah. You know,brawler, palooka...pugilist.
573
00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:10,280
That's ridiculous, sam.There must be some mistake.
574
00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:13,400
Sorry, ma.There's no mistake.
575
00:27:19,670 --> 00:27:22,700
Come on! Give it!Jasper, it's mine!
576
00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:29,570
Muppet baby head for your thoughts?
577
00:27:30,300 --> 00:27:32,940
I was advised to pursue a career in prizefighng, janet.
578
00:27:32,940 --> 00:27:34,570
It's only some lousy test, babe.
579
00:27:35,150 --> 00:27:37,040
Maybe I am a product of poor breeding.
580
00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:40,040
Hey, stop.Your breeding is fine.
581
00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:41,280
No, christine's is fine.
582
00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:43,180
Mine is off the rack.
583
00:27:43,430 --> 00:27:44,460
Give you a dollar for this.
584
00:27:45,500 --> 00:27:47,900
No negotiating, matty.Everything is priced to move.
585
00:27:52,510 --> 00:27:54,870
Connor, of course you have to be nice to your sister
586
00:27:54,870 --> 00:27:57,800
when I'm not home,especially 'men i not.
587
00:27:59,070 --> 00:28:00,600
I love you, too, okay?
588
00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:03,150
I'll see you guys on friday.
589
00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:05,480
By baby.
590
00:28:07,430 --> 00:28:08,020
you okay?
591
00:28:08,430 --> 00:28:12,380
It's just tough not tucking 'em in every night, you know?
592
00:28:12,380 --> 00:28:13,110
I bet.
593
00:28:16,110 --> 00:28:18,600
sundays were always rowan family game night.
594
00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:22,220
What do you say we all play ourselves a board game later tonight?
595
00:28:22,220 --> 00:28:23,830
Oh, he's got to be kidding.
596
00:28:24,620 --> 00:28:28,240
How about an old-school game of 4-man risk?
597
00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:30,540
A mellow night of global domination.
598
00:28:31,050 --> 00:28:33,400
Sorry, owen. I... can'T.
599
00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:36,820
That girl, taylor-- she invited me to her place.
600
00:28:36,820 --> 00:28:37,800
Aubrey's friend?
601
00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:41,670
One real date and back to her place?Not bad, ronald.
602
00:28:41,670 --> 00:28:45,670
That's right, owen.He's got the garrett man smoldering brood.
603
00:28:45,670 --> 00:28:47,020
Drives the women crazy.
604
00:28:47,020 --> 00:28:49,200
So ronnie's going to aubrey's friend's house,
605
00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:51,410
but you're staying home to conquer the world with us?
606
00:28:51,410 --> 00:28:53,410
That's an unexpected turn of events.
607
00:28:53,410 --> 00:28:54,920
Yeah, he's on girl vacation.
608
00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:56,080
Girl vacation?
609
00:28:56,080 --> 00:29:00,600
Yeah, he and the, uh,schneid together,spending some time alone.
610
00:29:10,470 --> 00:29:13,550
oh, I'm sorry. That's broken.I meant to pull that from the box.
611
00:29:13,550 --> 00:29:17,000
I thought this place looked familiar.You're onions and eggplant,right?
612
00:29:18,450 --> 00:29:20,430
Ridge pizza. We deliver.
613
00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:25,400
Oh, right.Actually, onions and eggplant is right over there.
614
00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:29,850
It's my son.I'm just plain old cheese,so I do a lot of picking off.
615
00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:32,700
Hey, it's going well, huh?
616
00:29:32,700 --> 00:29:36,660
Oh. Onions and eggplant is romantilly linked sausage and pepper.
617
00:29:38,100 --> 00:29:38,970
I had no idea.
618
00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:44,440
Oh, man.What is she doing here?
619
00:29:46,500 --> 00:29:47,420
Hello, sam.
620
00:29:48,350 --> 00:29:51,110
Casper, jasper, wrap it up.Inside!
621
00:29:51,110 --> 00:29:52,140
Get your things now.
622
00:29:52,140 --> 00:29:53,460
This is just like her.
623
00:29:53,550 --> 00:29:55,130
We agreed the boys could stay all day.
624
00:29:55,130 --> 00:29:58,710
Ray, let me handle this.
Have at it.
625
00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:02,110
Hello, hannah.
hello
626
00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:06,350
Listen, I know that it hasn't been pretty between us lately,
627
00:30:06,350 --> 00:30:11,400
but we need to get along or at least be civil for the sake of the boys.
628
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:13,060
Hannah,I couldn't agree more.
629
00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:17,520
I may be a doctor,but I'm also a mother and a pragmatist,
630
00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:20,600
and you're right.You're right.We can do better.
631
00:30:21,420 --> 00:30:22,610
Thanks, christine.
632
00:30:24,180 --> 00:30:26,110
Yeah. Honestly, hannah, I had you pegged all wrong.
633
00:30:26,870 --> 00:30:27,600
What do you mean?
634
00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:30,100
We, I thought for certain there'd be a keg.
635
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:33,320
And what time does the snot-drunk game of horseshoes break out?
636
00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:36,800
And where's the deep fryer?Are we gonna bubble up some ham hocks?
637
00:30:37,170 --> 00:30:38,710
Okay, christine, I get it.
638
00:30:38,710 --> 00:30:40,650
Why don't you just take the twins and go?
639
00:30:40,650 --> 00:30:44,120
You know, but this much I will concede. Your son--
640
00:30:45,100 --> 00:30:47,610
he seems like a very clever boy.
641
00:30:47,610 --> 00:30:50,880
Darling sense of humor.He's a lovely child.
642
00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:52,020
Thank you.
643
00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:53,840
Especially for a bastard.
644
00:30:55,650 --> 00:30:57,460
What did you say?
Oh, you heard me.
645
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,750
That's my ma,the prizefighter.
646
00:31:09,210 --> 00:31:12,780
You know, I have high hopes for tonight.I really do.
647
00:31:12,780 --> 00:31:14,470
Taylor and ronnie?
648
00:31:14,470 --> 00:31:17,200
Or, as I like to refer to it,ronnie and taylor.
649
00:31:17,930 --> 00:31:19,700
Baby brother gets top billing.
650
00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:20,930
It's in his contract.
651
00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:25,860
Got any fancy plans this evening, teach?
652
00:31:26,550 --> 00:31:30,850
I do, indeed.Uh, I'm actually playing risk tonight
653
00:31:30,850 --> 00:31:33,000
with the commander and owen.
654
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:34,700
Oh, i love that game.
655
00:31:35,550 --> 00:31:36,840
You're more than welcome to join.
656
00:31:38,380 --> 00:31:39,490
Really?
657
00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:43,320
Darts in the afternoon, board games at night--
658
00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:46,130
really taking this friending thing seriously.
659
00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:49,500
I like it.So what do you say?
660
00:31:50,500 --> 00:31:52,000
Games with the garrett gang?
661
00:31:52,510 --> 00:31:53,320
I can'T.
662
00:31:54,050 --> 00:31:55,980
Wouldn't be fair.
Why not?
663
00:31:56,570 --> 00:31:58,770
The thing about risk is that you can't win
664
00:31:58,770 --> 00:32:00,370
unless you're willing to be vulnerable,
665
00:32:00,370 --> 00:32:02,360
put yourself at risk,as it were.
666
00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:03,870
And at that moment,
667
00:32:03,870 --> 00:32:06,400
the board game chat had taken on a whole new meaning.
668
00:32:06,940 --> 00:32:09,030
The whole arrangement looks great on paper,
669
00:32:09,030 --> 00:32:10,080
especially for you,
670
00:32:10,970 --> 00:32:15,580
you, who gets to have his cake and throw darts with it on lazy afternoons, too.
671
00:32:15,580 --> 00:32:17,610
But really, consider it.
672
00:32:18,230 --> 00:32:21,430
You pursued me last fall like I was the last train out of hell,
673
00:32:21,430 --> 00:32:23,750
only to run to hannah when we started to get some footing.
674
00:32:23,750 --> 00:32:26,070
Oh, and, hey, I get it--
675
00:32:26,070 --> 00:32:28,230
lost love and all, back to the egg.
676
00:32:29,050 --> 00:32:32,950
But take five seconds to look at it from the rooftop where I'm perched.
677
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:35,670
I really liked you.
678
00:32:36,500 --> 00:32:38,900
And at the very moment wh I decided
679
00:32:38,900 --> 00:32:41,800
not to be afraid to come and bite the apple,
680
00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:45,620
well, you decided all you really wanted was a chunk of your past.
681
00:32:46,700 --> 00:32:48,280
And now you come to me,like a beer buddy,
682
00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:50,180
and ask me to forget those few weeks when,
683
00:32:50,180 --> 00:32:52,830
for the first time in a while,
684
00:32:53,370 --> 00:32:55,750
I had felt like I was on to something true.
685
00:32:58,410 --> 00:32:59,740
Aubrey, I--
so no.
686
00:33:00,370 --> 00:33:03,130
No, I don't think that I can play risk with you tonight,
687
00:33:03,850 --> 00:33:07,180
because none of this, none of this at all,
688
00:33:07,180 --> 00:33:10,410
bodes well for my survival on the battlefield.Bull's-eye.
689
00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:19,200
???
I think so, too.
690
00:33:20,370 --> 00:33:21,640
bye, nick.
691
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:41,350
are we in the mood for bogart and bacall tonight?
692
00:33:41,710 --> 00:33:43,730
Or hepburn and tracy?
Neither.
693
00:33:44,700 --> 00:33:47,130
Not godzilla and mothra?Not again.
694
00:33:47,580 --> 00:33:50,870
Nope. I think I have a better idea.
695
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:52,800
What's that?
696
00:33:52,970 --> 00:33:56,430
We're gonna take klauss for a ride.
No way.
697
00:33:57,200 --> 00:34:00,680
Come on.Just once around the block.
698
00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:03,210
Once? Do you know what once leads to?
699
00:34:03,210 --> 00:34:05,240
What?
Twice.
700
00:34:06,100 --> 00:34:10,500
Just the two of us.It'll be like a mini romantic getaway.
701
00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:16,020
Come on.You and me in the car together...
702
00:34:16,020 --> 00:34:18,400
alone under the dome light.
703
00:34:22,930 --> 00:34:25,280
some people still have their christmas decorations up.
704
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:28,650
I mean, don't you want to get to see that?
705
00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:33,880
What about the mannings?
706
00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:35,800
Are theirs sti up?
707
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:37,110
The big white house on the corner?
708
00:34:37,970 --> 00:34:41,020
Oh. Oh, they're still up, all right--
709
00:34:41,900 --> 00:34:43,130
three wiseen and all.
710
00:34:44,050 --> 00:34:45,500
I love the mannings' wise men.
711
00:34:46,590 --> 00:34:49,680
They bear an uncan resemblance to moe, larry and curly.
712
00:34:56,630 --> 00:34:59,230
You need anything else,baby?
No, thanks.
713
00:34:59,230 --> 00:35:00,080
Okay.
714
00:35:02,250 --> 00:35:03,860
U were married to a surgeon...
715
00:35:05,370 --> 00:35:06,750
a beautiful surgeon,
716
00:35:06,750 --> 00:35:09,000
and she may want you back.
717
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:11,850
The only good thing in five years of marriage,
718
00:35:11,900 --> 00:35:13,350
aside from the twins,
719
00:35:13,900 --> 00:35:16,660
that christine ever did for me was up and leave,
720
00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:20,580
because if she didn't, well, then,I wouldn't have been available
721
00:35:20,580 --> 00:35:24,240
when the most amazing woman in the world came walking down the street.
722
00:35:25,850 --> 00:35:28,630
And then that woman turned a corner, and you saw me.
723
00:35:28,630 --> 00:35:29,820
Exactly.
724
00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:38,240
not funny, sam.
725
00:35:38,970 --> 00:35:41,370
How you doing, champ?
My knuckles are killing me.
726
00:35:45,330 --> 00:35:47,600
I know a good hand surgeon.
727
00:35:51,900 --> 00:35:54,930
ha And with that, southern europe is mine.
728
00:35:54,930 --> 00:35:57,400
Sorry, nick.
Fabulous.
729
00:35:57,920 --> 00:36:01,050
Oh, no long faces, son.It's the same in love and war.
730
00:36:01,460 --> 00:36:02,800
So you got driven out of france.
731
00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:05,840
The best way to overcome that is invade belgium.And belgian beer--
732
00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:09,600
oh. Now there's a source of a long and glorious love affair.
733
00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:12,670
I left my home in monterey
734
00:36:12,670 --> 00:36:15,510
just another low prospects man
735
00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:22,280
I'd rather work in the foundry than put fishes in a can
736
00:36:23,730 --> 00:36:28,150
I'm 35 and I haven't traveled far
737
00:36:30,380 --> 00:36:35,370
and I've spent all my money on this misbegotten car
738
00:36:38,130 --> 00:36:39,410
I'm up against...
739
00:36:39,410 --> 00:36:42,200
you know what?I can't do this.
740
00:36:42,660 --> 00:36:43,860
Are you serious?
741
00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:47,180
I have to go see someone.I'm sorry.
742
00:36:47,570 --> 00:36:50,720
Keeps on breaking down again
743
00:36:52,130 --> 00:36:57,770
my studebaker keeps on breaking down again
744
00:36:59,660 --> 00:37:05,080
I thought I'd go to fresno just to see my friend
745
00:37:06,360 --> 00:37:15,520
but my damn studebaker keeps on breaking down again
746
00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:19,000
we can't do this.
747
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:20,600
What?
748
00:37:21,500 --> 00:37:22,860
I don't want to be your friend.
749
00:37:23,650 --> 00:37:26,100
We need to talk.
Wrong verb, teach.
750
00:37:31,110 --> 00:37:35,180
I'm 35 and I haven't traveled far
751
00:37:37,820 --> 00:37:42,440
and I've spent all my money on this misbegotten car
752
00:37:45,500 --> 00:37:51,400
I'm up against it all like a leaf against the wind
753
00:37:51,850 --> 00:37:57,910
and the studebaker keeps on breaking down again
754
00:37:59,470 --> 00:38:04,970
my studebaker keeps on breaking down again
755
00:38:06,500 --> 00:38:12,270
I thought I'd go to fresno just to see my friend
756
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:22,400
but my damn studebaker keeps on breaking down again
757
00:38:37,850 --> 00:38:44,150
I'm up against it all like a leaf against the wind
758
00:38:44,940 --> 00:38:50,670
and the studebaker keeps on breaking down again
759
00:38:51,930 --> 00:38:57,840
my studebaker keeps on breaking down again
760
00:38:59,770 --> 00:39:05,110
I thought I'd go to fresno just to see my friend
761
00:39:06,280 --> 00:39:15,460
but my damn studebaker keeps on breaking down again
762
00:39:23,850 --> 00:39:30,250
I was speeding south on 99 when the manifold started smoking
763
00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:37,580
I ran her off the shoulder and now the axle's broken
764
00:39:38,180 --> 00:39:42,770
it made a sound that cracked my heart in half
765
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:22,800
what are you thinking?
766
00:40:24,060 --> 00:40:27,520
That you just friended my brains out.
767
00:40:28,430 --> 00:40:34,350
I'm up against it all like a leaf against the wind
768
00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:41,100
and the studebaker keeps on breaking down again
769
00:40:41,100 --> 00:40:44,800
okay, you were right.I'm nu about her.
770
00:40:45,910 --> 00:40:48,300
So tell me,what do I have to do?
771
00:40:48,300 --> 00:40:50,750
What do I have to do to get her out of my head?
772
00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:55,240
I thought I'd go to fresno just to see my friend
773
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