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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:03:54,379 --> 00:03:56,529 But It Certainly Made Me Uncomfortable. 2 00:03:57,163 --> 00:04:01,497 Heard It Went Well In The Big Apple. Yeah, It Was, Uh... 3 00:04:01,498 --> 00:04:04,516 It Wasn't Easy Prying Owen Out Of Big Boy Brett's Clutches. 4 00:04:04,581 --> 00:04:05,712 I Can Imagine. 5 00:04:06,140 --> 00:04:09,440 So What'll It Be To Celebrate? A Cup Of Sully's Finest Sludge? 6 00:04:09,826 --> 00:04:11,885 With Some Milk And Sugar To Wash It Down. 7 00:04:13,290 --> 00:04:14,233 Make It For The Road? 8 00:04:14,234 --> 00:04:15,240 Sure. 9 00:04:18,469 --> 00:04:20,082 How's He Doing--Owen? 10 00:04:20,083 --> 00:04:23,953 Well, He's Back In The House, But It's Gotta Be Rough. 11 00:04:24,455 --> 00:04:25,355 I Can Imagine. 12 00:04:25,356 --> 00:04:27,238 Still, It's Gotta Be Some Comfort 13 00:04:27,285 --> 00:04:28,902 Knowing He's Got A Friend Like You. 14 00:04:30,479 --> 00:04:33,645 ♪ Untold ♪ 15 00:04:34,487 --> 00:04:35,652 It Good To Be Back. 16 00:04:36,298 --> 00:04:37,677 It's Good Having You Back. 17 00:04:40,525 --> 00:04:44,649 So... Ready To Start Reliving The Famed "Hail Eddie"? 18 00:04:44,890 --> 00:04:46,666 Don't You Think People Are Sick Of That By Now? 19 00:04:46,667 --> 00:04:48,633 I Mean, It's Been Ten Years. Are You Kidding? 20 00:04:48,634 --> 00:04:50,443 They're Still Talking About The Time Larry Bird Stopped 21 00:04:50,444 --> 00:04:52,174 At The Cumberland Farms To Ask For Directions. 22 00:04:52,175 --> 00:04:56,083 1989. Bird Was Trying To Get To The U2 Concert In Worcester. 23 00:04:56,084 --> 00:04:59,476 He Made A Wrong Turn Off 128, Stopped In For A Map, 24 00:04:59,477 --> 00:05:01,841 A Large Ginger Ale And Two Sticks Of Beef Jerky. 25 00:05:01,842 --> 00:05:04,048 By The Way, Uh, "Onside Kick-Ass Fries" 26 00:05:04,049 --> 00:05:05,151 Is Not Gonna Fit On That Board. 27 00:05:05,152 --> 00:05:06,628 We Gotta Come Up With A New Name. 28 00:05:06,749 --> 00:05:10,718 Yeah, What About, Uh... "Leave Us Alone Burgers"? Ha. I Get It. 29 00:05:10,719 --> 00:05:11,830 Rooster. 30 00:05:14,885 --> 00:05:15,779 Sorry. 31 00:05:16,964 --> 00:05:17,706 On The House. 32 00:05:17,707 --> 00:05:19,171 Keep The Change. (Chuckles) 33 00:05:20,955 --> 00:05:22,447 I'll See Ya Later, Eddie. 34 00:05:22,595 --> 00:05:23,590 Fine. 35 00:05:38,967 --> 00:05:42,136 Nick! Nick! 36 00:05:42,360 --> 00:05:42,944 Hey. 37 00:05:42,945 --> 00:05:44,531 Hey. Aubrey. 38 00:05:48,304 --> 00:05:50,123 I-I Didn't Mean To Rattle You. 39 00:05:50,124 --> 00:05:53,501 I'm Not Rattled. Uh... A Little Rattled. 40 00:05:53,502 --> 00:05:56,700 I Know. I Should Be In Berkeley Getting Clear Of You, And Yet-- 41 00:05:56,701 --> 00:05:58,824 Here You Are. Here I Am. 42 00:05:59,448 --> 00:06:02,485 So A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Airport. Huh. 43 00:06:02,486 --> 00:06:03,940 I Closed My Eyes For A Minute, 44 00:06:03,941 --> 00:06:06,139 And I Saw It-- The End Of My Novel. 45 00:06:06,140 --> 00:06:07,450 You Wrote A Novel? 46 00:06:07,677 --> 00:06:08,984 An Unfinished One-- 47 00:06:08,985 --> 00:06:11,969 Unfinished For Years-- All Journey And No Destination. 48 00:06:12,282 --> 00:06:13,389 You Wrote A Novel. 49 00:06:14,097 --> 00:06:16,685 (Chuckles)Nd Thanks To You, I Finished It. 50 00:06:17,007 --> 00:06:19,746 Because Once I Saw That Elusive Final Moment, 51 00:06:19,946 --> 00:06:21,572 I Remembered What You Said In Class. 52 00:06:21,573 --> 00:06:22,496 Hmm? 53 00:06:22,496 --> 00:06:26,084 "The Muse Is Like A Tornado-- When It Hits, Hole Up 54 00:06:26,085 --> 00:06:27,770 "And Don't Come Out Till It's Leveled 55 00:06:27,771 --> 00:06:29,427 The Last Trailer Park Of Self-Doubt." 56 00:06:29,428 --> 00:06:30,717 I Said That? (Laughs) 57 00:06:31,352 --> 00:06:35,468 That's Goofy. So I Had The Cab Take Me To The Closest Airport Hotel, 58 00:06:35,547 --> 00:06:37,799 And I've Been Writing For 48 Hours Straight. 59 00:06:37,863 --> 00:06:39,548 Well, I Can't Wait To Read It. 60 00:06:39,952 --> 00:06:42,625 It's Not Being Published Anytime Soon. 61 00:06:42,765 --> 00:06:44,013 No, I Mean I'd Love To Read It Now. 62 00:06:44,014 --> 00:06:45,610 I Could Even Share A Few Of My Thoughts 63 00:06:45,611 --> 00:06:46,766 If You're Interested. 64 00:06:46,868 --> 00:06:49,894 I Don't Think That's Such A Good Idea. Why Not? 65 00:06:50,513 --> 00:06:52,342 (Bell Tolling) We're Gonna Be Late For Class. Come On. 66 00:06:53,728 --> 00:06:55,641 (Man) Well, It's The Term "Run-On" 67 00:06:55,702 --> 00:06:57,816 That Gives These Sentences A Bad Name, Right? 68 00:06:57,817 --> 00:07:01,038 I Mean, They're Just Sentences Trying To Contain Themselves, 69 00:07:01,039 --> 00:07:02,758 Bursting With Emotion. 70 00:07:03,400 --> 00:07:06,340 Ms. Diaz, How Nice Of You To Join Us. 71 00:07:06,674 --> 00:07:07,970 Well, Hello, Professor Bow. 72 00:07:07,971 --> 00:07:09,785 And Look, You Brought A Friend. 73 00:07:12,553 --> 00:07:14,823 Uh, Actually, This Is My Class You're Teaching. 74 00:07:14,824 --> 00:07:16,666 Nicholson Garrett. Yeah. 75 00:07:16,849 --> 00:07:19,517 (Chuckles) It's A Pleasure. Duncan Bow, Tremendous Fan. 76 00:07:19,518 --> 00:07:20,676 Oh, Nice To Meet You. 77 00:07:20,677 --> 00:07:23,442 Uh, Dean Etwood Asked Me To Take The Class. 78 00:07:24,147 --> 00:07:25,475 "Take The Class"? 79 00:07:25,476 --> 00:07:26,896 You Were Gone For A Few Days. 80 00:07:26,897 --> 00:07:29,415 She Wasn't Sure When You Were... (Whispers) Coming Back. 81 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:33,110 Oh, Well... I'm Back Now. 82 00:07:33,597 --> 00:07:35,643 (Laughs) Yes, You Are. Yes, You Are. 83 00:07:35,691 --> 00:07:38,774 Um, It's--It's Just That Dean Etwood Asked Me 84 00:07:38,775 --> 00:07:40,772 To Finish Out The Semester... 85 00:07:41,163 --> 00:07:42,088 For You. 86 00:07:43,338 --> 00:07:46,100 I Think Maybe You Should Talk To Her About This. 87 00:07:46,243 --> 00:07:48,413 Right. Of Course. 88 00:07:48,833 --> 00:07:52,346 Um, Well, It Looks Like You're All In Good Hands. 89 00:07:52,346 --> 00:07:53,435 Thank You. 90 00:07:54,496 --> 00:07:57,330 So I'll... See You Soon... 91 00:07:58,112 --> 00:07:59,085 I Hope. 92 00:07:59,086 --> 00:08:00,013 (Woman) Thank You. 93 00:08:02,115 --> 00:08:04,884 Okay, Uh, Where Was I? 94 00:08:05,135 --> 00:08:06,278 Ted's Piece... * Does Anyone Recall * 95 00:08:07,135 --> 00:08:10,766 I Liked It. It Reminded Me Of A Fitzgerald Short Story. 96 00:08:40,014 --> 00:08:41,127 What's On The Menu? 97 00:08:41,128 --> 00:08:43,142 Oh, My Signature Dish-- 98 00:08:43,169 --> 00:08:45,788 Tuna Casserole, But With Chicken. 99 00:08:46,144 --> 00:08:48,366 Not To Be Confused With Chicken Casserole. 100 00:08:48,367 --> 00:08:52,321 That's A Whole Different Noodle-To-Filling Ratio. 101 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:55,905 Aha, Jt In Time. 102 00:09:00,643 --> 00:09:02,129 You Gave My Class To Duncan Bow? 103 00:09:02,130 --> 00:09:04,249 I Didn't Know When You Were Coming Back. 104 00:09:04,432 --> 00:09:06,416 The Students Are Serious About Their Writing, 105 00:09:06,417 --> 00:09:08,441 And They Need A Professor Who's Serious 106 00:09:08,442 --> 00:09:10,987 About Teaching It To Them. It Was An Emergency. 107 00:09:10,988 --> 00:09:13,496 I Got Caught Up In A "Once In A Lifetime, 108 00:09:13,497 --> 00:09:16,782 Never Gonna Happen Again" Emergency. W-Well, It Was--It Was A Bit... 109 00:09:16,986 --> 00:09:18,548 It Was A Bit Of A Tangle, Leslie. 110 00:09:18,549 --> 00:09:20,613 Dean Etwood, I Am Committed To This Class. 111 00:09:20,614 --> 00:09:22,834 I Am. I Don't Wanna Lose It. 112 00:09:26,917 --> 00:09:28,934 Okay, Let See What I Can Do. 113 00:09:28,935 --> 00:09:30,161 Thank You. 114 00:09:31,185 --> 00:09:33,086 By The Way, What Goes On With This Duncan Bow? 115 00:09:33,087 --> 00:09:36,442 Uh, He's One Of Our Most Popular Teachers. 116 00:09:36,443 --> 00:09:39,756 Several Of His Novels Have Had Interest 117 00:09:39,757 --> 00:09:41,552 From Major Publishing Houses, 118 00:09:41,553 --> 00:09:45,142 And One Of His Short Stories Appeared In "The New Yorker." 119 00:09:45,290 --> 00:09:46,977 He Was The Closest Thing Dufresne Had 120 00:09:46,978 --> 00:09:50,571 To A Literary Sensation... Until You Came Along. 121 00:09:51,069 --> 00:09:52,329 I See. 122 00:09:53,820 --> 00:09:55,530 And, Um... 123 00:09:55,985 --> 00:09:57,602 How Did The Rest Of Your Day Go? 124 00:09:57,834 --> 00:10:00,134 You Know, We Haven't Seen You Since You Went To Get The Paper. 125 00:10:00,135 --> 00:10:02,370 Oh, Yeah, It Was Fine. 126 00:10:03,637 --> 00:10:06,112 Fine--Good Fine? Fine--Bad Fine? 127 00:10:06,113 --> 00:10:07,106 Just Fine. 128 00:10:09,343 --> 00:10:12,457 Well, For The Love Of God, Son, What Did She Say? 129 00:10:13,385 --> 00:10:14,645 Hannah? 130 00:10:16,666 --> 00:10:18,030 She Said, "No." 131 00:10:18,325 --> 00:10:19,230 Okay? 132 00:10:19,297 --> 00:10:20,555 I Could Go Into A Lot More Detail, 133 00:10:20,556 --> 00:10:25,392 But The Bottom Line Is Hannah Said No To Me--To Us. 134 00:10:25,976 --> 00:10:28,307 Sorry. That's A Tough Break. 135 00:10:28,455 --> 00:10:30,221 She Really Said No? 136 00:10:30,870 --> 00:10:32,269 She Did, But It's Okay, 137 00:10:32,270 --> 00:10:36,043 'Cause... I Still Believe That One Day, 138 00:10:36,159 --> 00:10:37,582 She'llay Yes. 139 00:10:42,116 --> 00:10:43,884 So What Else Is Going On In The World? 140 00:10:44,785 --> 00:10:46,018 (Man) And In Washington Today, 141 00:10:46,019 --> 00:10:48,908 Congress Held More Hearings On Global Warming. 142 00:10:49,034 --> 00:10:51,108 Today's Focus Was On Rising Eans... 143 00:10:51,705 --> 00:10:53,186 Greetings, Earthling. 144 00:10:53,245 --> 00:10:55,113 I Come Bearing Hot Fudge Sundae Fixin's. 145 00:10:55,114 --> 00:10:55,998 Yum. 146 00:10:56,930 --> 00:10:57,834 Mwah. 147 00:10:57,835 --> 00:10:59,539 Yore My Kind Of Alien. 148 00:10:59,893 --> 00:11:01,403 (Laughs) This Is Way Better Than Crop Circles. 149 00:11:01,404 --> 00:11:03,356 Oh, That It Is. 150 00:11:03,422 --> 00:11:06,652 You Know What I Love The Most About The Ice Cream Sundae? Tell Me. 151 00:11:06,653 --> 00:11:08,857 It Is Like The Perfect Example Of The Melting Pot. 152 00:11:08,858 --> 00:11:11,609 I Mean, We've Got Whipped Cream And Ice Cream. 153 00:11:11,610 --> 00:11:13,799 I Mean, That's Two Potentially Competitive Forms 154 00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:16,916 Of Sweetened Cream, And Yet Here They Are, 155 00:11:16,953 --> 00:11:18,910 Happily Complementing Each Other. 156 00:11:19,244 --> 00:11:21,175 And Then There's The Hot Fudge, 157 00:11:21,176 --> 00:11:23,290 Which Is The Cool Cream's Archnemesis. 158 00:11:23,291 --> 00:11:25,288 The Screen Look A Little Pale To You? 159 00:11:26,057 --> 00:11:27,865 Maybe It's Just The Way The Light's Hitting It. 160 00:11:27,866 --> 00:11:31,218 No. No, This Is Typical Evening Light. 161 00:11:31,296 --> 00:11:32,596 Something Is Off. 162 00:11:33,402 --> 00:11:34,529 Hey, Guys. 163 00:11:34,650 --> 00:11:36,808 Hey, Care To Join Us For What Iike To Think 164 00:11:36,809 --> 00:11:39,191 Is A Shining Example Of What Our Country Can Be? 165 00:11:39,998 --> 00:11:41,318 Ice Cream Sundae? 166 00:11:42,508 --> 00:11:44,206 (Laughs) Well, I Don't Mean To Be Unpatriotic, 167 00:11:44,207 --> 00:11:46,283 But I'm Gonna Head Over To Sully's. 168 00:11:46,284 --> 00:11:49,412 Ah, To Bask In The Glory Of The "Hail Eddie"? 169 00:11:49,413 --> 00:11:50,823 Well, Not So Much Basking 170 00:11:50,824 --> 00:11:53,590 As, Um, Making Required Public Appearances. 171 00:11:53,790 --> 00:11:55,183 What's The "Hail Eddie"? 172 00:11:58,044 --> 00:12:01,538 Just The Defining Moment In Knights Ridge Sports History. 173 00:12:01,539 --> 00:12:02,948 Mm-Mm. (Scoffs) 174 00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:06,615 It Was Homecoming Weekend. 175 00:12:06,616 --> 00:12:08,633 The League Title Was On The Line. 176 00:12:08,634 --> 00:12:11,292 We Were Down By 4 With Less Than 10 Seconds 177 00:12:11,293 --> 00:12:12,347 Left On The Clock. 178 00:12:12,348 --> 00:12:14,783 Eddie Scrambles Out Of Two Tackles. 179 00:12:14,784 --> 00:12:18,309 He Takes This Monster Hit, But He Didn't Fall, And Then, 180 00:12:18,310 --> 00:12:20,603 With A Defensive Lineman On His Back, 181 00:12:20,604 --> 00:12:23,119 Eddie Somehow Drags Himself Into The End Zone 182 00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:26,057 And Scored The Winning Touchdown. Wow. 183 00:12:26,659 --> 00:12:28,735 I Have No Knowledge Of Football Whatsoever. 184 00:12:28,736 --> 00:12:30,010 That Still Gave Me The Chills. 185 00:12:30,011 --> 00:12:31,955 It Might Just Be The Ice Cream. 186 00:12:32,686 --> 00:12:36,393 Eddie, Does Brian Williams Look A Little Pale To You? 187 00:12:36,552 --> 00:12:37,756 Yeah, He Always Looks Pale. 188 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:40,404 Not Just Pale. Waxy. 189 00:12:40,758 --> 00:12:42,141 Wan. 190 00:12:43,456 --> 00:12:45,442 Almost Consumptive. 191 00:12:47,730 --> 00:12:49,970 Something Is Seriously Amiss. 192 00:12:55,215 --> 00:12:55,867 Hey. 193 00:12:55,868 --> 00:12:56,896 Hi. 194 00:12:57,999 --> 00:13:00,252 You Cataldo Men Clean Up Nicely. 195 00:13:00,659 --> 00:13:01,980 Well, These Are For You. 196 00:13:01,981 --> 00:13:03,313 Thanks. 197 00:13:04,700 --> 00:13:07,389 The Boys Have Something For Sam. Oh, You Didn't Have To Do That. 198 00:13:07,604 --> 00:13:10,663 Well, I Wanted To, And They Nted To. 199 00:13:11,164 --> 00:13:14,609 Sam, Jasper And Casper Are Here. 200 00:13:17,771 --> 00:13:18,827 Hey. 201 00:13:19,213 --> 00:13:21,752 We're Sorry We Broke Your Telescope. 202 00:13:21,958 --> 00:13:26,216 Yeah, We Never Should've Used It As Aock-Smashing Device. 203 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:28,037 Here. 204 00:13:30,046 --> 00:13:33,299 "Planetarium In A Box." This Looks Kinda Cool. 205 00:13:33,300 --> 00:13:34,956 (Casper) Yeah, When You Plug It In, 206 00:13:34,957 --> 00:13:37,556 It Turns Your Room Into A Planetarium. 207 00:13:37,557 --> 00:13:42,366 Come On. Let's Go Set It Up. (Casper) Cool. 208 00:13:42,465 --> 00:13:45,680 So... What Was This All About? 209 00:13:45,681 --> 00:13:48,215 Well, I Had A Long Talk With The Twins, 210 00:13:48,316 --> 00:13:51,909 And Their Days Of Tormenting Sam Are Over. 211 00:13:53,184 --> 00:13:54,833 It's Gonna Be Different This Time. 212 00:13:55,531 --> 00:13:57,028 I Promise. 213 00:13:59,681 --> 00:14:02,001 (Man) Latekka! (Man) Hail Eddie. 214 00:14:02,002 --> 00:14:02,673 Hey. 215 00:14:02,674 --> 00:14:03,911 Hey. 216 00:14:04,891 --> 00:14:05,801 (Man) Hail Eddie! 217 00:14:05,802 --> 00:14:07,734 At What Point Do You Think You're Gonna Get Sick 218 00:14:07,735 --> 00:14:08,705 Of Reliving That Play? 219 00:14:08,706 --> 00:14:10,786 Oh, Maybe Never. 220 00:14:11,252 --> 00:14:13,660 Someday I Hope To Do Something Semi-Noteworthy. 221 00:14:13,661 --> 00:14:14,821 You Will. 222 00:14:16,914 --> 00:14:17,801 (Owen) Hey, Buddy. 223 00:14:17,802 --> 00:14:18,796 Big O. 224 00:14:18,797 --> 00:14:19,640 Hey, Janet. 225 00:14:19,641 --> 00:14:21,492 Hey, How You Holdin' Up? 226 00:14:21,493 --> 00:14:23,951 Not Sure, But I Seem To Manage, 227 00:14:24,255 --> 00:14:25,835 Until It's Time To Go Home. 228 00:14:30,332 --> 00:14:31,704 It Must Be Something, Buddy Boy. 229 00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:32,540 What? 230 00:14:32,541 --> 00:14:34,256 Being You On Homecoming Weekend. 231 00:14:34,257 --> 00:14:37,236 It's Like Being Bobby Orr And Bobby Kennedy 232 00:14:37,237 --> 00:14:39,803 And Bobby Brown, All Rolled Up Into One. 233 00:14:39,896 --> 00:14:41,195 Bobby Brown? 234 00:14:41,287 --> 00:14:44,741 I Ran Out Of Famous Bobbys From Boston. Hey, It Was Your Block 235 00:14:44,742 --> 00:14:46,378 That Made The "Hail Eddie" Possible, Though. 236 00:14:46,379 --> 00:14:48,517 Yeah, But Nobody Ever Remembers The Lineman. 237 00:14:49,162 --> 00:14:51,651 I Can Only Imagine The Play You're Gonna Get. 238 00:14:54,498 --> 00:14:55,820 Well, Not Really. 239 00:14:55,821 --> 00:14:58,420 Are You Kiddin'? Oh, And The Icing On The Cake-- 240 00:14:58,421 --> 00:15:01,582 I Hear The Lyons Twins-- Both Now Divorced-- 241 00:15:01,583 --> 00:15:04,076 Are Coming Back For Tomorrow Night's Pre-Game Bash. 242 00:15:04,077 --> 00:15:07,517 Can You Say, "Double Sessions"? 243 00:15:12,769 --> 00:15:14,456 You Know What, O.? I, Um... 244 00:15:15,192 --> 00:15:16,368 Let Me Talk To You Later. 245 00:15:16,369 --> 00:15:17,596 (Owen) All Right, Cool. 246 00:15:18,555 --> 00:15:19,789 Can I Get Some Rings? 247 00:15:22,272 --> 00:15:23,220 Janet, Are You Okay? 248 00:15:23,221 --> 00:15:24,691 Oh, I'm Fine, Eddie. 249 00:15:24,879 --> 00:15:26,833 I Just Gotta Get These Pitchers Rinsed Out, 250 00:15:27,351 --> 00:15:30,167 And You Probably Gotta Go Stock Up On Matching Prophylactics. 251 00:15:30,595 --> 00:15:31,713 All Right, Listen... 252 00:15:32,947 --> 00:15:35,264 I Should Have Told Him Was Seeing Someone. 253 00:15:36,335 --> 00:15:37,163 Really? 254 00:15:37,164 --> 00:15:38,311 Really. 255 00:15:38,312 --> 00:15:42,609 No. I Mean, Really, Are You Seeing Someone? 256 00:15:42,748 --> 00:15:44,033 I Am. 257 00:15:45,273 --> 00:15:46,798 And What We Need 258 00:15:47,274 --> 00:15:49,776 Is An Alison Rowan Birthday Barbecue Do-Over. 259 00:15:49,777 --> 00:15:52,010 You Mean, We Set A Date And Then You Stand Me ? 260 00:15:52,477 --> 00:15:56,070 All Right, Maybe Not So Much A "Do-Over" As A... 261 00:15:56,151 --> 00:15:57,567 A "Get It Right." 262 00:15:57,586 --> 00:15:59,151 Come With Me To The Homecoming Game 263 00:15:59,152 --> 00:16:00,473 As My Date. 264 00:16:01,320 --> 00:16:04,584 Everyone Will See Us There. We'll Get It Out Of The Way. 265 00:16:05,260 --> 00:16:07,662 Okay, So This Really Is... 266 00:16:07,663 --> 00:16:08,753 A Date. 267 00:16:09,397 --> 00:16:10,639 Okay. 268 00:16:13,197 --> 00:16:14,131 Excuse Me. 269 00:16:27,035 --> 00:16:28,223 Who Would've Thought? 270 00:16:28,709 --> 00:16:30,323 Even "The Punter's Fried Pickles" 271 00:16:30,324 --> 00:16:31,581 Were Sailing Out Of Here. 272 00:16:31,582 --> 00:16:33,425 They're Not That Half Bad. 273 00:16:33,546 --> 00:16:35,525 I May Bring Some To Our Tailgate Party. 274 00:16:39,521 --> 00:16:40,831 Or Not. 275 00:16:41,310 --> 00:16:43,098 Not 'Cause Of The Fried Pickles, 276 00:16:43,099 --> 00:16:46,327 But I'm Not Be Able To Make E Tailgate Party This Year. 277 00:16:46,328 --> 00:16:49,557 But We Do It Every Year-- Me, You, My Hibachi, 278 00:16:49,558 --> 00:16:51,500 Your Cassette Of "Foreigner's Greatest Hits," 279 00:16:51,501 --> 00:16:53,670 Our Snide Comments On How The Jocks And Cheerleaders 280 00:16:53,671 --> 00:16:55,095 Have Aged Poorly? 281 00:16:55,698 --> 00:16:57,180 I'm Sorry. 282 00:16:57,891 --> 00:16:59,727 I Have A Date. 283 00:17:00,123 --> 00:17:01,960 You're Going With Eddie, Aren't Ya? 284 00:17:02,191 --> 00:17:04,202 Yep. Can You Believe It? 285 00:17:04,203 --> 00:17:06,668 I'm Going With Eddie Latekka. 286 00:17:06,801 --> 00:17:08,603 We've Sort Of Been Seeing Each Other, 287 00:17:08,604 --> 00:17:10,773 Or At Least Talking About Seeing Each Other. 288 00:17:10,853 --> 00:17:12,447 And Given The Ridge And Its Gossip Mill, 289 00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:15,228 Eddie Figured, Whabetter Way To Go Public, You Know? 290 00:17:15,229 --> 00:17:17,243 Get It Out Of The Way. "Get It Out Of The Way"? 291 00:17:17,244 --> 00:17:18,503 All The Chatter. 292 00:17:18,663 --> 00:17:21,330 He--He--He Wants To Get It Out Of The Way? 293 00:17:21,399 --> 00:17:24,531 What Are You, Homework? Uh, A Trip To The Dentist? 294 00:17:24,532 --> 00:17:26,018 Taxes? In This World, 295 00:17:26,019 --> 00:17:27,920 Nothing Is Certain Except Death, Taxes 296 00:17:27,921 --> 00:17:31,940 And Letting The World Know You're Dating Janet Meadows. I Thought You'd Be Happy For Me. 297 00:17:32,010 --> 00:17:34,528 We Have To Play Within Our League, Janet. 298 00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:37,670 Remember What Happened When I Was Dating Christy Turlington? 299 00:17:37,799 --> 00:17:39,869 It Ended In Heartbreak And Tears 300 00:17:39,870 --> 00:17:41,457 And Utter Devastation. 301 00:17:41,458 --> 00:17:43,512 You Never Dated Christy Turlington, Oster. 302 00:17:43,513 --> 00:17:46,065 Exactly, And I Never Will. 303 00:17:48,552 --> 00:17:50,611 I Just Don't Want To See You Get Hurt. 304 00:18:03,689 --> 00:18:05,033 Come Here. 305 00:18:05,082 --> 00:18:06,145 Okay. 306 00:18:06,226 --> 00:18:07,639 Keep Working On Those Last Few... 307 00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:09,543 Oh, I Will. Like I Told You, Okay? 308 00:18:10,158 --> 00:18:11,299 Nicholson. 309 00:18:13,004 --> 00:18:14,859 Hello. How Are You? 310 00:18:15,058 --> 00:18:17,004 Great. How Are You? Excellent. 311 00:18:17,117 --> 00:18:18,031 So I Guess You Heard 312 00:18:18,032 --> 00:18:19,590 I'm Teaching My Creative Writing Class Again. 313 00:18:19,591 --> 00:18:22,529 I Did, I Did. And To Be Honest, Thank God. 314 00:18:22,569 --> 00:18:25,080 My Course Load Was Getting Much Too Heavy. Huh. 315 00:18:25,081 --> 00:18:27,367 Besides, Those Students Obviously Enjoy You, 316 00:18:27,368 --> 00:18:28,534 "Quake Boy." 317 00:18:29,684 --> 00:18:32,074 Uh... "Quake Boy"? 318 00:18:32,413 --> 00:18:34,694 Well, That's How Ms. Diaz Describes You... 319 00:18:34,912 --> 00:18:36,283 In Her Novel. 320 00:18:36,530 --> 00:18:38,286 She Gave It To You To Read? 321 00:18:38,287 --> 00:18:40,500 She Did. It's A Gem. 322 00:18:40,887 --> 00:18:43,972 And I'm In It? Well, Your Fictional Alter Ego Certainly Is. 323 00:18:43,973 --> 00:18:47,204 "Rick Garland, The Former Next Big Thing." 324 00:18:47,618 --> 00:18:49,723 I Really Wouldn't Have Pegged You As A Man Who... 325 00:18:49,923 --> 00:18:52,469 How Did She Describe It? "Transcends Type. 326 00:18:52,470 --> 00:18:54,853 "Bookish, Yet Athletic. Self-Absorbed, Yet Generous. 327 00:18:54,854 --> 00:18:58,266 "A Lover Whose Touch Causes Not Only Her Body 328 00:18:58,267 --> 00:19:01,757 But Her Soul... To Quake." 329 00:19:02,831 --> 00:19:04,516 Well, She Does Know How To Turn A Phrase. 330 00:19:04,517 --> 00:19:05,828 She Certainly Does. 331 00:19:06,837 --> 00:19:08,398 I Really Should Go Take Another Look-See. 332 00:19:08,399 --> 00:19:09,990 I Know She's Anxiously Awaiting My Notes. Oh. 333 00:19:09,991 --> 00:19:12,275 (Whispers) I'll See Ya Around. I'll See Ya. 334 00:19:21,741 --> 00:19:22,822 So What Do You Think? 335 00:19:22,823 --> 00:19:26,331 Well, The Semiconductors Are Shot, 336 00:19:26,377 --> 00:19:27,934 The Tubes Are Barely Holding On, 337 00:19:27,935 --> 00:19:30,977 And The High-Vtage Block Isn't Blocking. 338 00:19:30,978 --> 00:19:31,968 Which Means... 339 00:19:31,969 --> 00:19:34,066 Well, Which Means... 340 00:19:35,061 --> 00:19:36,379 You Keep Using This Set, 341 00:19:36,380 --> 00:19:38,122 And The Circuit Boards Are Gonna Go, 342 00:19:38,190 --> 00:19:40,790 And When They Do, It Won't Be Pretty. 343 00:19:42,709 --> 00:19:44,230 Well, There Must Be Something We Can Do. 344 00:19:44,231 --> 00:19:46,404 Try To Keep The Set From Overheating. 345 00:19:46,512 --> 00:19:49,769 But Even If You Do, It's Just A Matter Of Time, 346 00:19:49,896 --> 00:19:53,485 And Not Much At That. I'm Sorry, Pal. 347 00:19:56,643 --> 00:19:58,652 So You Wanna Go To The Homecoming Game Together? 348 00:19:58,653 --> 00:20:02,156 'Cause Obviously, I'm Not Bringing Alison This Year. 349 00:20:02,611 --> 00:20:04,421 Sorry, Pal. I Got A Date. 350 00:20:04,597 --> 00:20:06,879 Really? Who's The Lucky Lady? 351 00:20:08,348 --> 00:20:09,677 Janet. 352 00:20:10,002 --> 00:20:12,800 Mm. Janet Who? 353 00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:17,567 Janet Meadows. 354 00:20:18,661 --> 00:20:21,953 Janet Meadows Is Your Date To Homecoming? 355 00:20:22,375 --> 00:20:23,344 Yep. 356 00:20:23,345 --> 00:20:25,664 As In Sully's Janet Meadows? 357 00:20:25,866 --> 00:20:27,923 "Behind The Bar" Janet Meadows? 358 00:20:27,924 --> 00:20:30,170 "Always Gives Me Extra Blue Cheese Crumble 359 00:20:30,171 --> 00:20:32,451 With My Buffalo Wings" Janet Meadows? 360 00:20:32,530 --> 00:20:33,687 The Same. 361 00:20:34,023 --> 00:20:37,094 Wow. How Long Have You Two Been... 362 00:20:38,414 --> 00:20:39,773 A Twosome? 363 00:20:41,314 --> 00:20:43,501 Well, We've Been Circling Around It For A While Now. 364 00:20:44,603 --> 00:20:45,863 Why? You Think It's A Mistake? 365 00:20:45,864 --> 00:20:47,877 Not At All. I Just... 366 00:20:48,513 --> 00:20:50,458 Thought She Had Better Taste. 367 00:20:55,014 --> 00:20:56,855 Tongues Are Gonna Wag. 368 00:20:56,918 --> 00:20:58,037 So? 369 00:20:58,168 --> 00:21:00,925 Hate To Think What Everybody's Saying About Me These Days. 370 00:21:01,658 --> 00:21:03,442 Can't Let That Stuff Get To You. 371 00:21:03,561 --> 00:21:05,152 Ah, It's Not Just That. It's... 372 00:21:06,624 --> 00:21:08,335 Every Girl I've Been With, 373 00:21:09,153 --> 00:21:10,482 I Knew Why We Were Gonna Break Up 374 00:21:10,483 --> 00:21:12,379 Two Weeks Before We Started Dating. 375 00:21:12,590 --> 00:21:13,900 With Janet... 376 00:21:15,615 --> 00:21:16,863 I Don't Know. 377 00:21:16,912 --> 00:21:18,620 Isn't That A Good Thing? 378 00:21:20,385 --> 00:21:21,402 Not If You're The Kind Of Guy 379 00:21:21,403 --> 00:21:24,527 Who Likes To Break Up Two Weeks After You Start Dating. 380 00:21:34,945 --> 00:21:36,574 Some Nice Moves You Got There. 381 00:21:37,147 --> 00:21:38,561 What Moves? 382 00:21:39,198 --> 00:21:40,874 You Know, Not Faing Off. 383 00:21:40,875 --> 00:21:44,001 Actually, Still Working On That. 384 00:21:44,002 --> 00:21:46,290 Ooh. (Inhales Sharply) I'm Breaking It In. 385 00:21:46,291 --> 00:21:48,321 Just Drove This Board Off The Lot Yesterday. 386 00:21:48,696 --> 00:21:52,937 I Didn't Miss Your Birthday, Did I? Nah. One Of 387 00:21:52,938 --> 00:21:55,182 Big Cat's Been Coming Around Bearing Gifts? 388 00:21:55,183 --> 00:21:56,629 You Didn't Hear? 389 00:21:57,176 --> 00:21:58,909 Big Cat's Making A Comeback. 390 00:22:00,845 --> 00:22:02,524 I Must've Missed The Press Conference. 391 00:22:02,525 --> 00:22:06,095 Yeah, Sorry. I Was Rootin' For You. 392 00:22:06,439 --> 00:22:07,718 See You Around. 393 00:22:08,453 --> 00:22:10,041 See You, Sam. 394 00:22:11,043 --> 00:22:12,368 Be Careful On That Thing. 395 00:22:12,369 --> 00:22:13,321 I'll Try. 396 00:22:45,282 --> 00:22:46,762 This Is Your Way Of Saying Sorry? 397 00:22:46,763 --> 00:22:50,204 Letting Me Watch You Buy The Paper? There's A Pack Of Gum 398 00:22:50,205 --> 00:22:52,491 Also, I Wanted A Chance To Explain 399 00:22:52,492 --> 00:22:54,351 Why I Said What I Said Last Night. 400 00:22:54,352 --> 00:22:57,307 Here You Go, Lotte. Exact Change For You Today. 401 00:22:57,308 --> 00:22:58,915 Quick Snack? Sure. 402 00:22:59,952 --> 00:23:01,164 I Didn't Mean To Hurt Your Feelings. 403 00:23:01,165 --> 00:23:03,248 It's Just--You Know What Kind Of Guy He Is. 404 00:23:03,249 --> 00:23:07,537 He's Not Just A Player. He's The Entire Team. I Know What Kind 405 00:23:07,686 --> 00:23:09,863 I'm Not Gonna Burn My Tongue On These Again, Am I, Joyce? 406 00:23:09,864 --> 00:23:11,859 We Don't Roast 'Em That Hot Anymore, Rooster. 407 00:23:11,927 --> 00:23:13,566 Not Since You Threatened To Sue. 408 00:23:13,973 --> 00:23:15,856 So Why Are You Even Giving Him The Time Of Day? 409 00:23:15,857 --> 00:23:18,501 Well, What's Going On With Me And Him--It's Different. 410 00:23:18,502 --> 00:23:21,127 He's Different When He's With Me. One More Stop. 411 00:23:23,515 --> 00:23:25,773 That's What All The Girls He's Dated Tell Themselves. 412 00:23:25,774 --> 00:23:27,871 Th All Think It's Gonna Be Different. 413 00:23:27,939 --> 00:23:29,248 Thank You, Susan. 414 00:23:29,249 --> 00:23:32,247 And, Kaela, Plse Be Careful With That Bread Slicer. 415 00:23:33,101 --> 00:23:36,102 Anyway, Look, Janet, Here's The Thing. 416 00:23:36,316 --> 00:23:38,340 You Say You Know His Reputation, But... (Door Bells Jingle) 417 00:23:38,341 --> 00:23:41,726 Yeah, I Know His Reputation, But People Can Change. 418 00:23:41,783 --> 00:23:43,634 Rooster, You Used To Be The Guy Who Owned 419 00:23:43,634 --> 00:23:45,910 The Largest Ant Farm Collection In Massachusetts, 420 00:23:45,911 --> 00:23:48,214 But Nobody Calls You "Captain Arthropod" Anymore. 421 00:23:48,215 --> 00:23:51,064 Okay, But Did You Notice Susan And Kaela Back There 422 00:23:51,065 --> 00:23:52,812 In The Bakery? Yeah, What About 'Em? 423 00:23:52,813 --> 00:23:54,670 Along With Lotte At The Newsstand 424 00:23:54,671 --> 00:23:57,645 And Joyce Who Sells Chestnuts, That Makes Four-- 425 00:23:57,797 --> 00:23:59,587 Four Of Eddie's Conquests. 426 00:23:59,588 --> 00:24:01,133 And We Haven't Even Turned Down Main Street. 427 00:24:01,134 --> 00:24:02,671 That's What I'm Talking About. 428 00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:06,338 You Set This Whole Thing Up Just To Make A Point? 429 00:24:06,661 --> 00:24:08,149 What Kind Of Person Does That? 430 00:24:09,272 --> 00:24:10,605 You Needed To See. 431 00:24:10,653 --> 00:24:12,755 Oh, I See All Right. 432 00:24:12,844 --> 00:24:15,939 I See One Very Cruel, Cruel Man. 433 00:24:16,316 --> 00:24:17,445 Janet... 434 00:24:18,189 --> 00:24:19,823 Janet, Come Back. 435 00:24:20,219 --> 00:24:21,821 Don't You Want Your Gum? 436 00:24:22,076 --> 00:24:24,044 Wen) Forget About It. (Nick) Yes. 437 00:24:30,705 --> 00:24:33,155 Mm, Either Of You Guys Got The Time? 438 00:24:33,156 --> 00:24:35,996 Mnh-Mnh. You Got Somewhere You Gotta Be? 439 00:24:35,997 --> 00:24:38,060 Yeah, I Got The Booster Dinner. Oh. 440 00:24:38,061 --> 00:24:39,207 Didn't You Wonder Why I Was Wearing A Suit? 441 00:24:39,208 --> 00:24:42,062 I Did, But I Thought You Looked So Nice, So... (Laughs) 442 00:24:43,096 --> 00:24:45,409 Can You Believe Big Cat's Making A Comeback? 443 00:24:45,741 --> 00:24:47,985 The Guy's Like The Roger Clemens Of Romance. 444 00:24:47,986 --> 00:24:50,571 Look, Hannah's A Great Girl And All That, 445 00:24:50,572 --> 00:24:54,442 But You Two Are Past Tense-- Ancient History Past Tense. 446 00:24:54,473 --> 00:24:56,152 You Gotta Make Your Peace With That. 447 00:24:56,416 --> 00:24:59,159 It's Too Bad You Dumped Aubrey. She Was Hot. 448 00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:03,270 And Very Cool. Potent Combo. 449 00:25:09,100 --> 00:25:11,000 You Should Get Aubrey Back. 450 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:12,600 You Should Un-Break Up With Her. 451 00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:15,100 No, I'm Not Ready To Un-Break Up With Anybody. 452 00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:17,500 Hey, Maybe She's Ready To Un-Break Up With You. 453 00:25:17,500 --> 00:25:20,700 Yeah, I Can't Think Of A Better Way To Get You Over Hannah Jane. 454 00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:23,100 What Do You Think Your Chances Are With Aubrey? 455 00:25:23,500 --> 00:25:24,500 I Don't Know. 456 00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:28,500 Although She Did Write That My Fictional Alter Ego 457 00:25:28,500 --> 00:25:32,200 Was "A Lover Whose Touch Caused Not Just Her Body, 458 00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:34,200 But Her Soul To Quake." What?! 459 00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:35,900 She Did? When Did She Write That? 460 00:25:35,900 --> 00:25:39,300 When Did You Quake Her Soul? I Didn't. There Was Never Any Soul Quaking. 461 00:25:39,300 --> 00:25:42,100 Two Kisses Were The Sum Total Of Our Relationship. 462 00:25:42,100 --> 00:25:43,200 It's Just A Work Of Fiction-- 463 00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:45,700 Something That Sprang Up From Aubrey's Imagination. 464 00:25:45,700 --> 00:25:47,400 Well, I Like The Way She Thinks. 465 00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:50,300 Me, Too. I Love Aubrey's Imagination. 466 00:25:50,300 --> 00:25:52,500 I Would Build-- I Would Build A Summer Home 467 00:25:52,500 --> 00:25:53,500 In Her Imagination. 468 00:25:53,500 --> 00:25:55,800 I Would. Honely, I Don't Even Know If She Wrote That. 469 00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:58,900 That Guy Duncan Bow Probably Just Made It Up To Get My Goat. 470 00:25:58,900 --> 00:26:00,400 Who's Duncanow? 471 00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:04,200 He's This Teacher That Aubrey Gave Her Novel To Instead Of Me. 472 00:26:05,100 --> 00:26:06,500 And I Don't Like Him. 473 00:26:13,300 --> 00:26:14,800 We Gotta Get That Book. 474 00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:18,600 We Gotta Break Into Duncan Bow's Office 475 00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:20,400 And Read That Book. 476 00:26:21,500 --> 00:26:23,900 You're Kidding, Right? No.Nicky, He's Right. 477 00:26:23,900 --> 00:26:25,100 He's Right. Mm-Hmm. 478 00:26:25,100 --> 00:26:26,600 You--You Read That Book, 479 00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:29,400 You Find Out What Aubrey Really Thinks Of You.Mm-Hmm. 480 00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:30,400 I Don't Wanna Know How She Feels About Me. 481 00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:33,900 ???? On How To Navigate Your Approach. 482 00:26:33,900 --> 00:26:35,500 You Almost Owe It Toer. 483 00:26:35,500 --> 00:26:37,800 Mm-Hmm.She Just Gave It To Duncan Bow To Make You Jealous 484 00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:39,800 To Get Your Attention. You Heard The Dean. 485 00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:42,800 He's Never Published Anything. You've Written A Best Seller. 486 00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:45,900 Yep.I Mean, You Know That She Doesn't Really Want His Help. 487 00:26:45,900 --> 00:26:49,000 Yeah, Yeah, So Don't Do It For Yourself To-- 488 00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:51,600 To Satisfy Your Own Curiosity. 489 00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:54,700 Do It For The Sake Of The Written Word. 490 00:26:54,700 --> 00:26:56,400 Yes, For The English Language. 491 00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:58,600 For The Betterment Of All Mankind. Yes! 492 00:26:58,600 --> 00:27:01,600 Yes, Yes, Yes. I'm In. 493 00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:03,200 Looking For A Third. 494 00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:04,200 Yes. 495 00:27:09,300 --> 00:27:11,000 Hey, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait. 496 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,300 What? What Is It? 497 00:27:13,700 --> 00:27:15,100 What Are These For? 498 00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:16,800 To Protect Our Identity. 499 00:27:17,100 --> 00:27:18,700 We're Not Wearing Ski Masks. 500 00:27:18,700 --> 00:27:20,200 Ronnie, Just Give Me The Screwdriver. 501 00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:21,800 Okay, Fine. Suit Yourselves. 502 00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:27,900 What? 503 00:27:27,900 --> 00:27:29,300 He's Kling Me. 504 00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:40,500 Looks Like A Simple Latch Lock. 505 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:42,200 Step Aside. 506 00:27:42,700 --> 00:27:44,600 Here's How You Open A Door. 507 00:27:45,500 --> 00:27:46,500 OH 508 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:48,900 ♪♪♪♪ 509 00:27:53,900 --> 00:27:55,400 HI, ?????? 510 00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:57,400 You Know, Maybe This Is A Good Thing. 511 00:27:57,400 --> 00:28:00,200 Maybe This Is What You Need To Keep You Moving Forward, 512 00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:03,700 Taking More Baby Steps To Free Yourself Of Your Fearf The Outside. 513 00:28:03,700 --> 00:28:05,100 You Don't Understand. 514 00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:08,500 Well, Then Help Me. Help Me Understand. 515 00:28:08,900 --> 00:28:09,800 Okay. 516 00:28:10,900 --> 00:28:12,900 Okay, So Right Now I'm Fine, Right? 517 00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:14,300 Not A Care. 518 00:28:15,100 --> 00:28:16,400 Still Fine. 519 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:18,100 Still Fine. 520 00:28:18,700 --> 00:28:19,900 Still Fine. 521 00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:26,900 Okay, Now My Heart's Starting To Race. 522 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:31,900 Cold Sweat Cleats The Forehead. 523 00:28:32,700 --> 00:28:35,500 Lump In My Throat The Size Of A Cantaloupe. 524 00:28:35,500 --> 00:28:36,800 Trouble Breathing. 525 00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:40,500 Chest About To Explode. Okay, That's Enough.I Understand. 526 00:28:40,500 --> 00:28:42,800 Come Back Inside. Okay. 527 00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:47,400 It's Been That Way For Six Years, 528 00:28:48,500 --> 00:28:51,800 And That Whole Time, Jason Has Been Here With Me. 529 00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:53,700 You Named Your Tv? 530 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:54,900 Of Course. 531 00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:57,700 He's My Constant Companion, 532 00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,900 My Faithful Window Onto The World. 533 00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:02,900 I See. 534 00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:07,000 I'll Help You Wash Those. No that's Okay. 535 00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:08,600 I'm Just Gonna Throw 'Em In Brenda. 536 00:29:12,700 --> 00:29:14,800 Lebanese Hezbollah, Syrian Proxy... 537 00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:18,700 Who Has Snow Globes, A Hula Dancer, 538 00:29:18,700 --> 00:29:22,000 And A Bust Of Dante On Their Desk? 539 00:29:22,900 --> 00:29:24,100 I Don't Know, But I Think 540 00:29:24,100 --> 00:29:27,100 The Hula Dancer's Kind Of Fine. Shh! 541 00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:35,200 What Is It? 542 00:29:35,700 --> 00:29:37,100 I Was Just Thinkin'... 543 00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:40,800 Ikey Would've Loved This. 544 00:29:42,500 --> 00:29:43,600 Hey, Nick, 545 00:29:44,700 --> 00:29:47,200 How Do We Even Know That The Book Is In Here? 546 00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:49,700 You Know How We Know? 'Cause I Just Found It. 547 00:29:49,700 --> 00:29:51,300 I Found The Book. 548 00:29:51,900 --> 00:29:53,800 The Novel? Yeah, Yeah, Yeah. 549 00:29:56,100 --> 00:29:58,700 I've Been Soaking These Puppies In Vodka For A Week. 550 00:29:58,900 --> 00:30:00,600 We'll Break 'Em Out At Halftime. 551 00:30:01,500 --> 00:30:04,600 Ray Cataldo--The Man Who Invented The Chewable Screwdriver. 552 00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:05,900 Oh! 553 00:30:12,500 --> 00:30:14,000 This Is Nice... 554 00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:16,100 Being Back Together. 555 00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:21,100 Yeah, It Is. 556 00:30:23,500 --> 00:30:25,000 You Know, I Don't Wanna Go Back. 557 00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:27,500 The Way We've Been The Last Three Years... 558 00:30:27,500 --> 00:30:29,600 Tuesday, Thursday, Every Other Saturday. 559 00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:31,800 Oh, Okay. 560 00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:34,500 Well, That's How You Feel, I Mean, We Can Take It Slow. 561 00:30:34,900 --> 00:30:36,900 We'll Get Over The Speed Bumps Easier That Way. 562 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:39,200 Actually, I Wahoping To Fly Right By 'Em. 563 00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:42,500 One, Uh, "Nick Garrett Moving Backo Town Speed Bump" 564 00:30:42,500 --> 00:30:44,000 In Particular. 565 00:30:46,900 --> 00:30:48,100 Ray. 566 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:55,300 Hey, You Remember That Lilac Bush 567 00:30:55,300 --> 00:30:57,000 You Helped Me Plant Last Year? 568 00:30:58,300 --> 00:30:59,700 Yeah, The One In Your Backyard? 569 00:30:59,700 --> 00:31:01,000 Yeah. 570 00:31:01,100 --> 00:31:02,700 You Know That Thing's Still Blooming? 571 00:31:02,700 --> 00:31:04,100 I Mean, Here We Are End Of November, 572 00:31:04,100 --> 00:31:06,600 And My Backyard Still Smells Like Spring. 573 00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:09,000 Mm, Global Warming. 574 00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:11,000 Nah, Frost Killed Everything Else. 575 00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:17,200 You Know, That Bush... It's What We Do. 576 00:31:18,300 --> 00:31:20,400 Here In Knights Ridge, We Stay, 577 00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:24,100 We Put Down Roots, And We Watch 'Em Grow. 578 00:31:25,100 --> 00:31:26,000 You Know I Love It 579 00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:28,100 When You Break Out The Gardening Metaphors. 580 00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:37,200 Will You Marry Me, Hannah Jane? 581 00:31:42,900 --> 00:31:43,900 Ray... 582 00:31:44,100 --> 00:31:46,000 It's The Only Way I Can Do This. 583 00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:48,000 If We're Gonna Get Back Together, 584 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:50,600 It Has To Be All Or Nothing At All. 585 00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:53,200 Ray, It's-- It's Just So Fast. 586 00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:55,300 Hannah, If You Can Look Me In The Eye 587 00:31:55,300 --> 00:31:56,600 And Honestly Tell Me That 588 00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:59,600 If That Speed Bump Hadn't Moved Back Into Town Six Weeks Ago, 589 00:32:00,300 --> 00:32:01,700 That We Wouldn't Be Picking A Reception Hall 590 00:32:01,700 --> 00:32:05,900 And Hiring A Caterer Right Now, Then, Okay, I'm Wrong, 591 00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:09,000 And, Uh, And You Should Tell Me "No." 592 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,000 Uh, Opening Boozy Bar Scene... 593 00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:16,600 Boozy. Booze. 594 00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:18,700 Ed Adolescence. 595 00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:21,500 Uh, Road Trip To Big Sur. 596 00:32:21,700 --> 00:32:22,500 Come On. 597 00:32:23,100 --> 00:32:25,400 Okay, Okay, Here I Am. Um... 598 00:32:25,500 --> 00:32:27,600 "He'd Just Arrived From Philadelphia. 599 00:32:27,700 --> 00:32:30,900 His Eyes Were Deep Brown With A Mischievous Sparkle." 600 00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:32,100 No? Maybe. 601 00:32:32,100 --> 00:32:34,200 "There Was Something Irresistible About Him. 602 00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:35,500 "He Had The Confident Air 603 00:32:35,500 --> 00:32:39,100 Of A Man Who Always Gets What He Wants." Okay, I'm Officially Bored. 604 00:32:39,100 --> 00:32:41,000 Yeah, Can We Get To The Soul Aking? 605 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,500 All Right, All Right. 606 00:32:43,500 --> 00:32:45,300 (Let's Check This Out.) 607 00:32:46,100 --> 00:32:48,400 Okay, Let's Go. Let's Go. Shh. 608 00:32:50,900 --> 00:32:52,500 W ????? 609 00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:08,100 I'm An Idiot. 610 00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:10,100 It's Not That Bad. 611 00:33:10,300 --> 00:33:13,100 Okay, "Operation: Rekindle Aubrey's Interest" 612 00:33:13,100 --> 00:33:14,000 Can Still Be Salvaged. 613 00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:18,000 There Never Should've Been An "Operation:Rekindle Aubrey's Interest." 614 00:33:18,100 --> 00:33:21,400 The Only Girl Whose Interest I Wanted To Rekindle Was Hannah's. 615 00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:26,200 And All This Was Just A Drunken, Lame Attempto Forget That. 616 00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:27,800 What Did Aubrey Write About You? 617 00:33:28,100 --> 00:33:32,800 "He Had The Confident Air Of A Man Who Always Gets What He Wants." 618 00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:35,000 If It's Hannah You Want, It's Hannah You're Gonna Get. 619 00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:39,100 Well, You Seem To Be Forgetting One Very Inconvenient Truth. 620 00:33:40,100 --> 00:33:41,300 She's Not Interested. 621 00:33:41,300 --> 00:33:43,400 Didn't Say It Was Gonna Be Easy. 622 00:33:43,500 --> 00:33:46,200 It's Gonna Take A Perfect Game Of Long Ball. 623 00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:49,200 Which Means You Gotta Play It Cool For A While... 624 00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:51,000 A Long While. 625 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:52,800 You're Friendly, But Not Too Friendly. 626 00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:54,800 Around, But Not Available. 627 00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:56,300 Let Her Do Her Thing With Ray... 628 00:33:56,300 --> 00:33:58,300 Yes, And When Hannah Finally Realizes 629 00:33:58,300 --> 00:34:00,300 What All Of Us Have Known For Forever-- 630 00:34:00,300 --> 00:34:02,400 That Big Cat Is A Complete Tool... 631 00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:06,200 There You Are. Yeah,But No Proclamations. 632 00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:08,400 No Big Gestures. 633 00:34:08,700 --> 00:34:09,800 Nothing Till Then. 634 00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:11,500 Long Ball, Huh? Long Ball. 635 00:34:11,500 --> 00:34:13,700 Long Ball! Long Ball! 636 00:34:13,700 --> 00:34:16,900 You Guys Are Free To Go. They're Not Gonna Press Any Charges. 637 00:34:16,900 --> 00:34:19,600 Yes.You See? You Wanted Out. We Got Out. 638 00:34:19,900 --> 00:34:21,800 He Always Gets What He Wants. Always Gets What He Wants. 639 00:34:22,900 --> 00:34:25,000 (Ryan Adams' "Cold Roses" Playing) 640 00:34:31,700 --> 00:34:34,000 I'll Get Another One. Be Right Back. 641 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:37,800 Hey. Big Game. 642 00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:40,200 Go, Knights. Cool. 643 00:34:50,500 --> 00:34:52,700 Long Ball. 644 00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:53,800 Long Ball. 645 00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:58,000 Well... Hey, Nice Going, G. Gordon Liddy. 646 00:34:58,400 --> 00:35:00,800 Huh? When I Think Of Botched-Up Break-Ins, 647 00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:03,200 My Mind Naturally Goes Back To Watergate. 648 00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:04,600 You Heard? Oh, Ye. 649 00:35:28,700 --> 00:35:30,500 O.! 650 00:35:30,500 --> 00:35:32,800 O.Wait! Wait! 651 00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:34,300 You Stay! 652 00:35:34,700 --> 00:35:35,900 I'll Go. 653 00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:41,100 Ooh. 654 00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:46,500 "Fool For You Anyway" 655 00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:51,400 Eddie! Eddie Latekka! Hi! 656 00:35:53,100 --> 00:35:55,700 Gosh, How Ar you? It's Been So Long. 657 00:35:55,700 --> 00:35:57,600 Hi. Good To See You. 658 00:35:57,600 --> 00:35:59,200 Can I Have A Kiss? Oh. I Guess. 659 00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:01,000 Me, Too. 660 00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:02,500 So What's Going On? 661 00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:06,300 Okay, Thursday At 2:30-- 662 00:36:06,300 --> 00:36:08,600 Pep Rally Just Like They Used To-- Hey! 663 00:36:08,900 --> 00:36:10,000 Hi. Hey. 664 00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:12,200 Oh. Oh. Hi, Sweetheart. 665 00:36:12,900 --> 00:36:14,200 Hi, Dean. 666 00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:16,100 There Was Nothing I Could Do, Nick. 667 00:36:16,100 --> 00:36:18,100 You Broke Into A Faculty Member's Office. 668 00:36:18,100 --> 00:36:19,800 The College Has Rules. 669 00:36:21,200 --> 00:36:22,400 So I'm... 670 00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:24,100 Yes, You're Through. 671 00:36:27,500 --> 00:36:29,500 Yeah. Okay. 672 00:36:29,500 --> 00:36:31,100 Great. 673 00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:33,500 What's Going On, Baby? 674 00:36:33,500 --> 00:36:35,400 You Both Have Cats Named Mouse, Huh? 675 00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:37,400 Yes, We Do. Yeah. 676 00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:40,100 Imagine That. Will, Um, Will You Hold This For A Second? 677 00:36:40,100 --> 00:36:41,200 Sure. 678 00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:42,900 Excuse Me. 679 00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:47,400 Hey, Janet.Can I Get A Beer? You Know, 680 00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:51,400 Going To The Homecoming Game-- It's A Bad Idea. 681 00:36:51,700 --> 00:36:53,000 'Cause Here's The Thing. 682 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:56,700 I'm Not Taxes. I'm Not The Dentist. 683 00:36:56,900 --> 00:36:58,900 I'm Not Something You Get Out Of The Way. 684 00:36:59,300 --> 00:37:01,800 What? I'm Also Not Like The Other Girls You've Been With. 685 00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:03,400 I'm Not A Cute Cashier. 686 00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:05,900 I Don't Know H To Make Waffle Cones. 687 00:37:06,300 --> 00:37:09,300 I'm Not Another St Along The Eddie Latekka Conquest Trail. 688 00:37:10,100 --> 00:37:12,400 I'm Not Perky Like Susan, 689 00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:14,300 I Don't Bat My Eyes Like Lotte, 690 00:37:14,300 --> 00:37:18,200 And I Certainly Don't Have Double "D" Cups Like-- 691 00:37:33,700 --> 00:37:34,800 You Know What? 692 00:37:35,700 --> 00:37:38,400 You're Not Like The Other Girls I Usually Date. 693 00:37:39,500 --> 00:37:40,600 You're Smart 694 00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:44,400 And Funny And Beautiful, Inside And Out. 695 00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:47,700 You're Absolutely Nothing Like Taxes. 696 00:37:56,300 --> 00:37:57,700 Excuse Me. 697 00:38:12,700 --> 00:38:14,400 I Don't Think I Can Do It. 698 00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:16,700 You Can. 699 00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:18,200 Look... 700 00:38:18,700 --> 00:38:20,100 I Know Jason's Been With You, 701 00:38:20,100 --> 00:38:22,400 Here By Your Side For All These Years, 702 00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:25,500 And No One And Nothing Is Ever Gonna Replace Hi 703 00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:29,500 But... I'm Not Going Anywhere. 704 00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:33,300 And... Maybe, 705 00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:36,500 Just Maybe Until You're Ready To Step Outside... 706 00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:40,100 I Could Be Your Window Onto The World... 707 00:38:41,700 --> 00:38:43,600 But A Different Kind Of Window, 708 00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:45,300 'Cause Unlike Jason, 709 00:38:45,300 --> 00:38:48,000 I'm Not Gonna Focus On The Worst Of What's Out There-- 710 00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:50,700 On The Wars Or The Natural Disasters 711 00:38:51,100 --> 00:38:52,700 Or The Violent Crimes. 712 00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:55,400 I'm Gonna Bring You 713 00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:59,300 The Puddles On Centre Street After A Thunderstorm, 714 00:38:59,500 --> 00:39:01,400 And The Sun Rising Over Crystal Lake, 715 00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:03,700 And The Mcmahons--They've Been Married For 50 Years, 716 00:39:03,700 --> 00:39:06,400 And They Still Hold Hands When They Go For A Walk. 717 00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:08,400 That Sounds Nice. 718 00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:13,800 Oh, And One More Thing I'm Gonna Do... 719 00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:24,100 And If You Tell Me Jason's Ever Done That, 720 00:39:24,100 --> 00:39:25,800 I Will Run Out Of Here Screaming. 721 00:39:31,100 --> 00:39:32,400 Okay. 722 00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:36,600 I'm Ready. 723 00:39:48,700 --> 00:39:50,600 Okay,That Time You Startled Me. 724 00:39:50,900 --> 00:39:53,500 You Broke Into Professor Bow's Office 725 00:39:53,500 --> 00:39:55,800 To Read My Novel? 726 00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:58,300 That's... One Way Of Putting It. 727 00:39:58,400 --> 00:40:00,100 How Else Would You Put It? 728 00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:03,200 Okay, You Pretty Much Nailed It. 729 00:40:03,300 --> 00:40:05,000 I Guess It's Kind Of Flattering... 730 00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:07,900 In An Incredibly Stalkersh Kind Of Way. 731 00:40:07,900 --> 00:40:09,900 Yeah, Just... 732 00:40:09,900 --> 00:40:11,700 Focus On The Flattering Part. 733 00:40:11,900 --> 00:40:13,500 Oh, I Intend To. 734 00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:16,200 No, That's... 735 00:40:18,900 --> 00:40:20,600 Not What I Meant. 736 00:40:38,600 --> 00:40:40,700 And Thanks For Everything You Showed Me. 737 00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:45,300 May You Rest In Peace. 738 00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:02,600 Amazing, Right? 739 00:41:04,700 --> 00:41:06,100 Who Would've Thunk It? 740 00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:09,400 i Asked... 741 00:41:09,450 --> 00:41:14,000 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 53727