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Reese, I just bought that
for you. Will you look at...
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Give it to me.
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Let me see what I can do with it.
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I sneezed in chem lab
and spilled acid on it.
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I'm not wearing these
stupid shorts anymore.
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Everyone's making fun of me.
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A denim tie.
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How cool is that?
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Malcolm in the Middle
7.16 - "Lois Strikes Back"
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Synchronisation par Max & Tyno,
Script original par Raceman.
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Forom.com, Life-is-Unfair.tk
& Malcolm-France.com
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No way!
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No way! That's awesome.
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Okay. I can't wait to see you.
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No, I can't wait to see you more.
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No, I can't wait to see you more.
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Okay, you win.
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All right, Cindy's only a few blocks
away, so everybody calm down.
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When she gets here, just try to be cool.
I want to make a good impression.
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Do I have a bat in the hanger?
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You've asked me five times.
The answer's still yes.
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So, this is pretty exciting, Reese.
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When did you meet this girl?
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I haven't actually met her.
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Her cousin goes to school with me,
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and Cindy saw me at the dance
last week and thought I was hot.
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Oh, well, I don't blame her.
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I mean, forgetting I'm
your mother for a minute,
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if I saw you walking down the street,
I would think, there is one hot guy.
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Yeesh.
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Cindy and I talked on the phone
almost every night last week,
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and we totally have the
same sense of humor.
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She said she saw me put the plastic dog
poop in the punch bowl at the school dance,
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and we both agreed that the real
stuff would have been funnier.
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You put plastic poop in the punch bowl?!
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Once again, you completely miss the point.
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So, what kind of loser would
want to go out with you?
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This kind of loser.
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And if she kisses half as good as her
picture does, this is going to be sweet.
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Okay, there she is.
Everybody, get out of here.
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No, wait.
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She'll probably want to meet you.
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Okay, you can stay, just
don't say anything stupid.
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How's my hair?
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Can you smell my pits?
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Why'd you let me put
on this stupid shirt?
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Reese, relax. All you have
to do is just be yourself.
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You're right, Mom.
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Thanks.
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Enjoy your date, Reese!
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And the pig was actually
wearing lipstick?
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Reese was devastated.
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I can just imagine.
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And-And I don't like it.
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No, no, no, not one little bit.
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Now, uh, what is it that
you want me to do?
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Look, I know that Reese has
not been a model student,
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and once again, I want to
apologize for your tires.
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And your mailbox.
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And your lawn fountain.
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But what those girls did is just cruel,
and I need to see them punished.
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All right, you let me see
what I can find out.
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Now, these girls are
obviously quite clever.
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I mean, where do you
even... find a pig?
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And then we have to get it over to
your house, and put makeup on it.
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Reese was completely blindsided, huh?
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You know what?
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I have had it.
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How would you like it if I called the
Superintendent and told him all about this?
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Great. I'll put him
on the speaker phone.
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REESE & CINDY
For King and Queen
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Unbelievable.
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I've never witnessed anything
like that in my entire life.
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There's no excuse for it.
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How did an immature jerk like that get to
be Principal of a high school, Hal? How?
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-Well, with what they...
-He actually laughed.
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He couldn't care less that our
son is curled up on his bed and completely devastated by this.
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Honey, I think you actually got
chunks of cutting board in the salad.
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-Well, I happen to be very upset, Hal.
-I'm upset, too. And this...
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Principal sounds like a real idiot, but,
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you've talked to him, and if he's
not going to do anything about it, I don't see what else we can do.
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Well, you know what, Hal?
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That's just unacceptable to me.
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It's just the way it is.
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Kids do cruel things to each other.
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But, you know, they bounce
back when you're young.
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And I actually think that Reese
is coming around a little bit.
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Well, I brought him soup yesterday,
and he couldn't even make a sound.
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Now, I really...
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I really think thing's are
going to turn out okay.
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Are you trying to calm me down?
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No.
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I just don't think it leads anywhere
good when you get like this.
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Get like what?
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Well...
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you know.
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No, I don't know.
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How is it I get?
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Well...
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If I have a problem,
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I would love for you
to explain it to me.
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You know what, honey? This seems
like a-a longer conversation,
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and it just so happens that I am right
in the middle of a project in the garage.
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I'm fixing that drawer
from our bathroom cabinet.
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You know how you've always
had to keep your makeup brushes in the pockets of your robe?
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Well, I finally got around to
it, and wouldn't you know,
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it's time for that second gluing.
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But if you let it dry too much,
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you might as well make
a bird's nest out of it.
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But then I'd have to sand it and paint it,
and that's a whole different magilla.
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But when I'm done, we will roll up our
sleeves, and we will get through this.
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I mean, if you have to vent, go ahead.
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I am your sounding board.
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I don't care if you have
to bite my head off.
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It's okay, it's what I'm here for.
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I am your rock.
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You've always been there for
me, and I'll be there for you,
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even though physically, I may be in
the garage, and you in the kitchen.
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No matter where I am, I'm there.
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I want names.
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How many were there?
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Good. At least you can hear me now.
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Just nod when you see one.
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Kristin?
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It's okay.
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She can't hurt you now.
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You just love that beautiful hair.
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Don't you, sweetie?
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Damn this drawer!
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What do you want from me?!
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And you can kiss that baby good-bye.
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Another walk off home run for
Hal, and the crowd is on its feet.
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Hal! Hal!
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I can't take this anymore, Reese.
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You have to stop this
and get on with your life.
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Did I remind you of your life?
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Look, Reese.
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It's my ant farm. I've been
raising them for months.
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I know all their names and love
each and every one of them.
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Here, have fun.
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Why does everything I love
always turn into a pig?
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Hey, I've got it.
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You'll love this.
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Today at lunch,
Rick Jensen sat in beef stew.
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And then spilled lemonade on his crotch.
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It was a perfect storm.
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Kids were coming from
other schools to laugh at him.
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Was he able to get his pants clean?
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Come on, Reese.
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You should get back to bed.
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I'll bet his mom wasn't
able to get his pants clean.
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Hi, Malcolm.
How was school?
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Okay, I guess.
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Well, there was this
one weird thing.
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This girl named Kristin, she's one
of the girls that picked on Reese.
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You're not going to believe
what happened to her.
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Oh, my God!
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Oh, my God! Oh!
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My hair! Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God!
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Who did this?!
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Who did this?!
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They tried to get it all out, but I heard
the janitor ended up having to cut off all her hair with a hedge trimmer.
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Really?
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That's terrible.
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People can be so cruel.
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Oh, absolutely.
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Ugh! I know, exactly.
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You know, Kristin could
not stop sobbing.
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I'm even earing now,
she's a complete wreck.
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I know. Did you see
her without her hair?
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You know, I never realized
she had such a tiny head.
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Oh, but you know what
the best part is?
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Now Dylan's available.
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Does he?
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No. Get out!
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Okay, rookie...
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Show me what you got.
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Okay...
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At least we know
you're not on steroids.
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Mom, what are you doing here?
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I'm here to pick up
some things for Reese.
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You know, so he can catch
up on his school work.
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I hope you rented a truck.
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You know what?
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Everyone seems very amused
by your brother's pain.
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Well, I think people
better start thinking twice.
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Oh, my God!
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Who did this?
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Moppet?!
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Baby?!
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No!
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It's you!
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There you are.
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You took off so fast from school,
we didn't get a chance to talk about what happened to Diane.
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I'm a very busy woman, Malcolm.
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It isn't easy running this household.
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I can imagine... cooking, shopping,
cutting the heads off of dolls.
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I have no idea what you're talking about.
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Come on, Mom, it's pretty obvious
what's going on here, and I think it's sick!
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Did you see Diane's reaction?
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No, I didn't...
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Was she crying?
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She had to be wrapped in a blanket
and carried to the school nurse's office.
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Terrible, just terrible.
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There's a salad in the fridge
and you boys can make yourselves sloppy Joe's whenever you're hungry.
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I've got some errands to run.
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Oh, "errands," right?
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I know what you're up to, Mom.
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Oh, yes, Malcolm, you've caught me.
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I've got to return an overdue video,
go to the cleaners, and pick up milk and cereal for the morning.
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Guilty as charged.
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Oh, nice try.
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Now, I want you to look
me in the eye and...
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Mom, I know you're behind all
this, and sooner or later you're going to have to talk to me.
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For God's sake, Malcolm,
can't I have a moment's rest?
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No, you can't!
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Tell me, did it feel good to
cut through Elmo's neck?
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Did it?!
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Mom?
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Mom?
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Runners on second
and third, with two out.
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Here's the wind-up, and the pitch.
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You know, it's a shame to see some of
these veterans hang on a little too long.
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Oh, sure, they were great once,
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but there comes a point when you just
have to say "I'm done," and hang them up.
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Dad, you've got to do something.
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Mom has been stalking those
girls who humiliated Reese like some kind of vigilante.
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What? Are you sure about this?
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Yes. She's nailed two of them so far,
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and she just climbed out of the
bathroom window to go get the third.
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This sounds like a lot
of supposition, Malcolm.
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I mean, it would be a different story if
you had hard evidence or an eyewitness.
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I saw her at school today.
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She was there when these butchered dolls'
heads rolled out of one of the girls' lockers.
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And what exactly do you mean
when you say you were "there"?
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Dad, stop it--don't you care?
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Of course, I care, But I think what we
need right now is caution and prudence.
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A proactive wait-and-see... if you will.
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So you're not going to do anything?
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Listen, when your mother gets like this,
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we need to vigilantly keep
abreast of all the developments
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in a fully-engaged yet
cautiously-detached...
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Oh, forget it... if you're
not going to help me,
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then I'll just stop her myself,
and you can stay here and play your ridiculous little game.
246
00:14:00,530 --> 00:14:00,775
Good.
247
00:14:01,660 --> 00:14:03,089
Sorry about the delay, folks.
248
00:14:03,421 --> 00:14:04,664
There was a fan on the field.
249
00:14:05,029 --> 00:14:08,698
Now let's see if this bonus baby is really
worth all the money that they paid for him.
250
00:14:15,891 --> 00:14:17,123
My God, that could've killed...
251
00:14:20,225 --> 00:14:23,312
You wouldn't believe the homework Mr.
Hendricks has been dumping on us lately.
252
00:14:23,618 --> 00:14:24,166
Lift your arm.
253
00:14:25,372 --> 00:14:27,111
I mean, okay, your wife moved out.
254
00:14:27,232 --> 00:14:28,426
Don't take it out on us.
255
00:14:28,807 --> 00:14:32,036
If his behavior with her is anything
like it is in math class, I totally get it.
256
00:14:32,552 --> 00:14:34,558
Hey, how is he doing?
257
00:14:35,629 --> 00:14:36,757
He's having a very good day.
258
00:15:07,918 --> 00:15:08,294
Hello?
259
00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:08,895
Hello.
260
00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:10,568
This is the Edgewood Hotel.
261
00:15:10,626 --> 00:15:14,484
I'm calling to verify a room with
a queen-sized bed for tonight.
262
00:15:14,647 --> 00:15:16,427
I'm sorry, there must be some mistake.
263
00:15:16,650 --> 00:15:17,163
Oh?
264
00:15:17,283 --> 00:15:20,437
The reservation was
made by Heidi Kaczenski.
265
00:15:21,044 --> 00:15:24,560
She also requested a bottle of
champagne and the romance package.
266
00:15:24,706 --> 00:15:26,315
I think you'd better
cancel that reservation.
267
00:15:27,393 --> 00:15:29,361
Heidi! Get in here this minute!
268
00:15:30,278 --> 00:15:31,732
Dad, what is so important? I...
269
00:15:31,734 --> 00:15:33,665
You and Scott got a
hotel room for tonight?!
270
00:15:34,236 --> 00:15:34,765
What?!
271
00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:35,908
That was the hotel calling.
272
00:15:35,938 --> 00:15:37,178
How could you do this to us?!
273
00:15:37,183 --> 00:15:39,725
I didn't do anything. I was in my
room getting ready for the dance.
274
00:15:39,726 --> 00:15:41,275
You really don't know
anything about this?
275
00:15:41,276 --> 00:15:41,851
No!
276
00:15:42,982 --> 00:15:43,861
What's this?
277
00:15:46,507 --> 00:15:47,255
Oh, my God!
278
00:15:48,425 --> 00:15:49,685
That is not mine!
279
00:15:49,779 --> 00:15:51,312
I don't know what the
hell you were thinking,
280
00:15:51,342 --> 00:15:53,708
but as of right now, you
and Scott are through!
281
00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:56,588
I hate you!
I hate both of you!
282
00:16:04,146 --> 00:16:05,236
I saw something move.
283
00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:07,395
There's somebody out there.
284
00:16:18,384 --> 00:16:19,267
What's going on out here?
285
00:16:21,929 --> 00:16:23,199
I'll tell you what's going on.
286
00:16:23,271 --> 00:16:25,732
I saw this punk peeking in your window.
287
00:16:25,840 --> 00:16:26,226
What?!
288
00:16:26,316 --> 00:16:27,173
I can't believe this!
289
00:16:27,185 --> 00:16:28,826
Jordan, I thought
you were a good kid!
290
00:16:28,830 --> 00:16:29,349
But I was just...
291
00:16:30,129 --> 00:16:32,531
You picked the wrong night to
mess with me, you little perv!
292
00:16:32,635 --> 00:16:34,917
Well, let's see what the police
have to say about this.
293
00:16:48,155 --> 00:16:49,162
I need to talk to you.
294
00:16:50,128 --> 00:16:50,669
Not now.
295
00:16:51,063 --> 00:16:52,904
Please, I need to tell you something.
296
00:16:55,955 --> 00:16:57,286
I've been a terrible mother.
297
00:16:59,798 --> 00:17:00,703
It's okay, Mom.
298
00:17:01,384 --> 00:17:02,538
I've known that for a long time.
299
00:17:02,666 --> 00:17:03,770
No, you don't understand.
300
00:17:04,768 --> 00:17:06,724
When those girls humiliated you...
301
00:17:07,676 --> 00:17:10,556
Instead of trying to comfort you and
help you deal with your feelings,
302
00:17:10,572 --> 00:17:14,543
I just got caught up in my own
anger and went on a rampage.
303
00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:17,638
What?
304
00:17:17,921 --> 00:17:21,139
All I was worried about was
making them pay, and they did.
305
00:17:21,526 --> 00:17:23,394
But what disturbs me is...
306
00:17:23,846 --> 00:17:27,532
how much I enjoyed crushing those
three girls and watching them suffer.
307
00:17:28,681 --> 00:17:31,222
I tapped into some dark,
ugly place inside of me.
308
00:17:31,579 --> 00:17:32,420
I was acting like...
309
00:17:35,810 --> 00:17:36,383
...you.
310
00:17:38,447 --> 00:17:40,704
Oh, God, who am I kidding?
I wasn't acting like you.
311
00:17:45,646 --> 00:17:46,643
I am you.
312
00:17:48,526 --> 00:17:54,791
There's this horrible thing that's
part of us that makes it seem okay to do really scary stuff.
313
00:17:56,635 --> 00:17:59,558
I must have gotten it from Grandma,
and I passed it on to you, sweetie.
314
00:18:00,147 --> 00:18:01,255
And all I can say is...
315
00:18:03,545 --> 00:18:04,473
I'm sorry.
316
00:18:07,580 --> 00:18:09,452
I'm deeply, deeply sorry.
317
00:18:12,009 --> 00:18:12,888
There's one left?
318
00:18:13,491 --> 00:18:15,438
No, Reese...
319
00:18:18,382 --> 00:18:19,567
That doesn't matter.
320
00:18:19,701 --> 00:18:21,230
Yeah, yeah, I know that, Mom.
321
00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:23,208
I'm just trying to let it sink in.
322
00:18:30,718 --> 00:18:32,227
You know, that girl will
be getting away with it.
323
00:18:32,418 --> 00:18:33,546
She doesn't matter.
324
00:18:34,529 --> 00:18:35,645
What matters is us.
325
00:18:35,810 --> 00:18:37,218
I get that stuff about us, Mom.
326
00:18:37,655 --> 00:18:38,512
That was amazing.
327
00:18:39,053 --> 00:18:41,221
I was just thinking about what
must be going through her head.
328
00:18:43,465 --> 00:18:44,859
But you're right, it's not about her.
329
00:18:45,158 --> 00:18:45,920
Exactly.
330
00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:52,431
What do you mean what's
going on inside of her head?
331
00:18:53,390 --> 00:18:54,857
You know, how she thinks she beat you.
332
00:18:55,336 --> 00:18:58,591
"I'm perfect, and I got away with it,
and that tired, frumpy housewife
333
00:18:58,598 --> 00:19:00,350
just didn't have what it
took to finish the job."
334
00:19:04,172 --> 00:19:06,933
If you think you're
manipulating me, you're wrong.
335
00:19:06,941 --> 00:19:10,442
That girl just needs to know she
can't go around hurting people without there being consequences.
336
00:19:10,479 --> 00:19:13,062
And that way, she'll grow up
to be a very nice young lady.
337
00:19:13,405 --> 00:19:13,684
Got it.
338
00:19:13,735 --> 00:19:17,878
And I want to make it clear that
this is a one time thing, due to very special circumstances.
339
00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:18,400
Understood.
340
00:19:18,647 --> 00:19:20,602
Now get back there and fill
up those balloons with paint.
341
00:19:21,854 --> 00:19:23,153
And I'll tell you what, Joe.
342
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:26,227
The idea that man came
from an ape still rankles me.
343
00:19:26,237 --> 00:19:27,497
I say prove it.
344
00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:29,183
Point well taken, Skip,
345
00:19:29,216 --> 00:19:34,062
but the good news here at the ballpark
is that the rain delay is finally over, and we can get back to playing America's...
346
00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:40,588
I think we have enough.
347
00:19:41,011 --> 00:19:41,875
Let's move.
348
00:19:43,311 --> 00:19:44,476
I knew I'd find you here!
349
00:19:44,929 --> 00:19:46,416
Well, congratulations, Columbo.
350
00:19:46,575 --> 00:19:47,735
Now, move, we're in a hurry.
351
00:19:47,740 --> 00:19:48,550
Mom, no!
352
00:19:48,675 --> 00:19:50,273
What you're doing is crazy.
353
00:19:50,538 --> 00:19:52,368
It goes against everything
you've ever taught us.
354
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:53,411
You don't get it, Malcolm.
355
00:19:53,782 --> 00:19:56,691
This is a one time thing, due
to very special circumstances.
356
00:19:56,907 --> 00:19:57,468
Tell him, Mom.
357
00:19:57,475 --> 00:20:00,154
Get out of our way!
358
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:02,501
This is not going to happen.
359
00:20:07,284 --> 00:20:07,785
They're moving.
360
00:20:07,847 --> 00:20:09,210
-Adjust left.
-Adjusting left.
361
00:20:15,110 --> 00:20:15,903
Direct hit.
362
00:20:15,997 --> 00:20:17,591
Oh, my God!
363
00:20:19,817 --> 00:20:20,979
Stop it!
364
00:20:23,652 --> 00:20:25,991
Make them stop!
365
00:20:28,816 --> 00:20:30,859
Let go of me you coward?
366
00:20:31,997 --> 00:20:32,665
Stop it!
367
00:20:36,967 --> 00:20:37,857
This is nice.
368
00:20:37,875 --> 00:20:38,606
Just the two of us.
369
00:20:40,433 --> 00:20:41,733
I was just thinking the same thing.
370
00:20:45,576 --> 00:20:47,220
Stop it!
371
00:20:47,927 --> 00:20:49,131
Stop!
372
00:20:49,565 --> 00:20:51,017
It's a shame it was over so quickly.
373
00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:51,950
I know.
374
00:20:52,005 --> 00:20:53,935
Maybe we can go bowling
together some time.
375
00:20:54,504 --> 00:20:55,247
I'd like that.
376
00:20:56,277 --> 00:20:57,392
Unbelievable.
377
00:20:57,860 --> 00:21:00,286
So as long as you can
rationalize your behavior,
378
00:21:00,468 --> 00:21:01,653
I guess you can do whatever you want.
379
00:21:01,983 --> 00:21:04,166
There are no rules, huh, Mom?
Is that what you're saying?
380
00:21:04,266 --> 00:21:06,870
Oh, Malcolm, for Pete's
sake. Don't be so upset.
381
00:21:07,389 --> 00:21:09,189
I'll do something
with you next week.
382
00:21:09,239 --> 00:21:13,789
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