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We are not stopping
until we find that smell.
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Check out that black thing.
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Was that even food?
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I believe it was
cheese at one time.
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No, that's not it.
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-Nope.
-No.
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Hey, what about that?
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Oh, God!
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Isn't that the school rat that Dewey
was taking care of last summer?
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No, that's not it.
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Malcolm in the Middle - 7.14 - "Hal Grieves"
Synchronisation par Tyno, Script par Raceman. Forom.com, Life-is-Unfair.tk & Malcolm-France.com
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No, no, no, don't hang up.
We've almost made our decision.
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I get three meat toppings
for the price of one!
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No, no! Buy two pizzas, get one free!
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That's two free cheese pizzas!
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I'd rather eat vomit!
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The prospect of a deal sends
this family into a frenzy.
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When you throw in pizza, they need me
to keep from totally losing perspective.
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Shut up, everyone!
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Just shut up!
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If we're not having deep-dish, then
I swear I will tear up these "free cheesy bread" coupons right now!
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Damn your cheesy bread!
I need toppings!
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Why don't we just get
the stuffed crust special?
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And lose my free bucket
of soda? Are you insane?!
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Now, listen, Dennis,
I'm a reasonable man,
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but I can't go back to my family
with a lot of lawyer talk about coupon expiration dates.
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So why don't we just reduce
the two three-fers to two-fers?
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Five toppings on each, and we'll just
grandfather in the wacky wings, okay?
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No, no, hold on, hold on. This
call-waiting guy will not take a hint!
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Hello. I can't talk right now. I...
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Yes.
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What?
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Dad, come on, you're
gonna lose those wings!
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What?
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My father died.
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It was weird going
to Grandpa's funeral.
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We hardly even knew we had
a grandpa, and now we don't.
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Reese is taking it really hard.
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Why! Why!
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Why couldn't he die before
he lost all his money?
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You okay?
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Yeah, I'm fine.
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Are you sure?
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It seems a little weird that the
second you come home from your father's funeral, you turn on Sports Bloopers.
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Hey.
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Hal...
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It is not healthy to
keep all this bottled up.
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I agree.
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I just don't have anything to unbottle.
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I mean, I thought I'd cry
when I saw him in the box.
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I thought I'd cry when they closed it.
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I thought I'd cry when they put it in the
ground and I threw dirt on him, but...
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nothing.
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Actually, I did get a little misty listening
to the funeral we passed on the way out.
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Do you know that man was the shoeshine
guy on the same corner for 40 years?
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Hal.
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You don't have to be brave.
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I'm not.
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You know me.
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I cried at that movie
about the boxing wallaby.
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I remember.
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I think I'm not feeling anything because
I never really had a relationship with him.
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I mean, I suppose he knew my name,
but he'd always just call me "buddy."
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Oh, Hal.
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So, now a relationship that was
totally meaningless and trivial is over.
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It's hard to get too upset.
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Hey, Lois. I'm returning the
Newsweek you lent me on Y2K.
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It's okay, Abe. Hal's asleep.
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Good.
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How's he doing?
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Well, he seems to be
doing fine, but he can't be.
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His father just died. He got more upset
when his transmission gave out.
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Well, he did just have it rebuilt.
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But I know what you're saying.
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Sounds like he needs
to talk to someone.
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Abe, thank you!
I know he respects you.
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Not me. I don't want to see him cry.
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He needs to talk to a professional.
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A therapist?
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No, a professional actor.
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I suggest William Shatner,
TV's Captain Kirk.
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What?
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That's who I turn to in a time of need.
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Lois...
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There's this wonderful service where they
hook up ordinary people with celebrities.
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You pay a fee, and you get a
phone call from your choice of participating TV or movie stars.
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Well, mostly TV stars.
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And you think this is
something Hal would want?
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Absolutely! He's a huge
fan of classic Trek.
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It's not something you
share with your wife.
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Lois, believe me, I don't think I would've
gotten through my social anxiety disorder
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without a few late-night
discussions with Agent Mulder.
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It turns out the truth
was right in here.
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Apparently, Shatner's not available.
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He's being knighted.
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Well, thanks for trying, Abe.
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Oh, it's not over yet.
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I am not going to rest until a classic
TV star puts Hal's spirit at ease.
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I know you didn't love him, but
this is a funeral. Don't you care?
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You kidding?
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About this guy?
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We weren't even close.
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Check it out.
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Now I'm happy.
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Now I'm sad.
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Oh, now I'm happy.
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Boo-hoo, now I'm...
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sad...
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Hey, dead guy, why
are you hitting yourself?
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Who knew we could
have fun with Dad?
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That's who that is?
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I thought it was, like,
a math teacher or something.
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Why aren't you sad?
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Why aren't you throwing yourselves
on my coffin and begging to be buried instead of me?
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Are you guys feeling as little as I am?
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I felt sadder when my wart fell off.
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I guess he just didn't make much of an
impression on us when he was alive.
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Boys...
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Boys, don't go.
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Dewey, you always loved me.
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No, boys!
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Don't you miss me?
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I miss me.
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Wake up, boys! You don't
want breakfast to melt!
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Ice cream?
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Last time I checked, you can't
have a sundae bar without it.
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Wake up, Malcolm.
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Dad... it's 5:00 in the morning.
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Well, I couldn't sleep until my sons
are as happy as I can make them.
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Today's special, every
scoop comes with a hug!
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And it doesn't stop here.
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We've got a full day of pick-up basketball
in the park, a barbecue, more ice cream,
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then I thought we'd take a nap underneath
a tree, and then catch fireflies.
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What about school?
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I've got that covered.
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Please excuse my son.
He has... the flu...
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explosive diarrhea...
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a rare bone disease...
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We may have to get you a cane.
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Cool!
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Does Mom know?
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Please, will you let me worry
about your mom, okay?
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Seriously, though, don't tell her.
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Now,
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who wants a ride on top of the car?
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Abe, I appreciate what you're
trying to do, but I'm not sure...
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Lois, do you know what it cost me to
get Leonard Nimoy's private number?
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Ferengi noses don't grow on trees.
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-Let's just...
-It's ringing!
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Hello?
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Mr. Nimoy?
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This is he.
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We apologize for disturbing an
important man like yourself.
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But my friend's father just died,
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and he could use some sage
advice from a learned actor- director-poet-photographer-vocalist.
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I'm sorry, but in Star Trek II:
The Wrath of Khan,
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was Ricardo Montalban the
gentlemen he seems to be?
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Because a little birdy told me...
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Abe!
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I'd be happy to help your friend.
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It's very sad when
a man loses his father.
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I've been through loss myself.
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Oh, that's very kind of you, Mr. Nimoy.
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I'm his wife.
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So will this be charged
to your credit card?
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What?
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Well, that's eight dollars a minute
for the Nimoy, and for another five,
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I'll leave an outgoing message
on your answering machine as...
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Mr. Bob Hope!
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How about that Brooke Shields?
She's got legs that go all the way down to the ground that I've got to tell you...
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Nimoy's Bob Hope is great.
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Is there nothing the man can't do?
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Hey.
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You doing okay?
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Oh, yeah, you know, I'll
drop the kids off at school,
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maybe look through a photo album.
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Well, that's what
bereavement days are for.
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I love you.
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I love you, too.
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Okay.
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I've got clear shot
to the refrigerator.
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Who's gonna stop me?
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Nice.
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Pudding!
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It's your mother!
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Hurry up.
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Oh, hi, honey.
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God, I hate school.
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What's to eat in this dump?
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Good night, boys.
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Good night, Dad.
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What a day.
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Memorable, huh?
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And if you thought today was fun,
tomorrow's gonna make it look like garbage.
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Quick question.
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If I died in my sleep
tonight, who'd be sad?
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-I would!
-Me! Me!
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Sure. Of course we'd be sad.
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You boys have just earned some s'mores.
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Back in a jiff.
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Wait, Dad.
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You don't have to do this.
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I think I know what's going on.
If you want to talk about stuff...
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Malcolm, all I'm interested in
right now is filling your bellies with marshmallowy goodness.
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-But, Dad...
-Don't worry.
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I'll make yours double thick.
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This is so awesome.
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Yeah. I don't know what alien
worm burrowed into Dad's brain, but I'd like to shake its hand.
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Don't you guys see what's going on?
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This is all because of Grandpa.
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Ever since he died, Dad's been feeling
bad because he doesn't miss him enough.
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So now he's trying to
compensate by bonding with us.
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That's just a lot of fancy language
for all-you-can-eat s'mores.
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This isn't fun and games, Reese.
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He's got a real emotional problem.
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You think Dad could really be
doing this to buy our love?
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I guess.
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I say we squeeze him for all he's got.
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It's the least we could do for him.
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Where's Dad?
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It was weird.
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I got up early this morning and
found him sitting at the kitchen table
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looking at a picture of him and Grandpa
with this peaceful smile on his face.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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Then he said he really worked
some things out last night.
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And then he just
took off for work.
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Hey, get your greedy
mitts off my lunch!
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I was just moving it
to get to my lunch.
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What lunch?
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Later.
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Oh, God.
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Get off me.
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Found you!
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Well, you have to admit it was
a pretty good hiding place.
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I was in there for over an hour.
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I helped.
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And you should share the prize.
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Hey, where's Malcolm?
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He had to go to school.
241
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Yeah, he said this was stupid.
242
00:12:03,380 --> 00:12:07,156
Too bad. I guess he
misses out on Motocross!
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Sweet!
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I mean,
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I guess it's okay.
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Come on. It'll be better than yesterday.
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What was yesterday?
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I can't quite remember.
Can you, Dewey?
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I knocked you into pudding.
250
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I guess the problem with
memories is that they fade.
251
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Especially in the minds of young
people that are scrambled with video games and death metal.
252
00:12:27,555 --> 00:12:29,112
I can barely remember my own name.
253
00:12:29,216 --> 00:12:31,131
Hey, you know what doesn't fade?
254
00:12:31,736 --> 00:12:32,418
Things.
255
00:12:32,821 --> 00:12:33,746
Like these pants.
256
00:12:34,082 --> 00:12:37,193
I can still remember the crisp September
day when Mom gave them to us.
257
00:12:38,042 --> 00:12:39,622
She had a little lipstick
on her upper tooth.
258
00:12:40,324 --> 00:12:42,802
-Her eyes crinkled...
-She smelled like lilacs.
259
00:12:42,806 --> 00:12:43,693
Hey, you know what?
260
00:12:44,053 --> 00:12:45,286
I can get you things.
261
00:12:46,284 --> 00:12:46,917
I don't know.
262
00:12:47,397 --> 00:12:49,332
You'd have to drive us to some
kind of mall or something.
263
00:12:49,343 --> 00:12:50,610
You boys go get in the car.
264
00:12:50,915 --> 00:12:53,450
I'm going to call the credit card
company and have them up my limit.
265
00:12:53,595 --> 00:12:54,221
Taken care of.
266
00:12:58,002 --> 00:12:58,723
Nice.
267
00:13:00,311 --> 00:13:02,897
It's just a shame I'll have to
catch it with a dirty mitt.
268
00:13:07,700 --> 00:13:11,500
I want to remember how great you
are in spring, summer, fall...
269
00:13:11,674 --> 00:13:12,744
and winter, too.
270
00:13:14,392 --> 00:13:16,962
Wow, Dad, you buy out
the whole store?
271
00:13:17,357 --> 00:13:18,802
No one's got a better dad than us.
272
00:13:20,574 --> 00:13:22,098
Except Joe Garoogian.
273
00:13:22,641 --> 00:13:23,114
Dewey!
274
00:13:23,322 --> 00:13:25,238
You don't deserve to
remember how good Dad is.
275
00:13:25,711 --> 00:13:27,894
You only deserve to remember
me whacking the crap out of you.
276
00:13:28,011 --> 00:13:29,394
Not so fast, Reese.
277
00:13:29,403 --> 00:13:30,823
The boy's just being honest.
278
00:13:31,051 --> 00:13:35,128
Now tell me, what is it about
this Joe's father that's so great?
279
00:13:35,269 --> 00:13:37,637
His dad's vice president
of an electronics company.
280
00:13:37,910 --> 00:13:41,355
He can get any type of TV,
video game or stereo he wants.
281
00:13:41,648 --> 00:13:43,254
Is there an electronics
store near here?
282
00:13:43,410 --> 00:13:44,302
Tech Boys on Willow.
283
00:13:44,513 --> 00:13:46,360
Price Town's closer, but
they have crap for high-def.
284
00:13:53,897 --> 00:13:56,620
I've got something for Hal
that I think may do the trick.
285
00:13:57,331 --> 00:13:59,283
Abe, I thought we were done with this.
286
00:13:59,368 --> 00:14:02,566
I thought we were, too,
Lois, until 3:00 this morning,
287
00:14:02,596 --> 00:14:07,005
when I found myself in a collectibles
auction site and saw this baby.
288
00:14:10,322 --> 00:14:14,547
Yes, it's a Vulcan lyre with ten
preprogrammed Christmas carols.
289
00:14:17,831 --> 00:14:21,358
Abe, I'm sorry. I know you're trying to
help, but this is not what Hal needs.
290
00:14:22,808 --> 00:14:23,424
You're right.
291
00:14:24,212 --> 00:14:27,984
I guess I got carried away
and lost sight of what got us started in the first place...
292
00:14:28,487 --> 00:14:31,516
to hook Hal up with a member
of the original cast of Star Trek.
293
00:14:31,522 --> 00:14:32,849
That's not what got this started.
294
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,850
Abe, Hal's father died.
295
00:14:34,853 --> 00:14:36,849
And I will not let him die in vain.
296
00:14:37,232 --> 00:14:38,211
I will call Sulu.
297
00:14:38,636 --> 00:14:40,063
I will call Chekhov.
298
00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:42,324
And if they say no, so help me,
299
00:14:42,450 --> 00:14:44,528
I will call the Gorn.
300
00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:46,610
Abe, stop, just stop.
301
00:14:46,787 --> 00:14:49,634
I appreciate your trying to help,
but I don't need any of this.
302
00:14:50,324 --> 00:14:53,212
I'm going to take Hal to
a bed and breakfast for a nice weekend, and that's it.
303
00:14:53,577 --> 00:14:55,148
He just needs some emotional comfort.
304
00:14:55,410 --> 00:14:58,848
So you think a weekend of nurturing and
sex is going to get him through this?
305
00:14:59,318 --> 00:15:00,924
Do you even know this man?!
306
00:15:04,907 --> 00:15:06,056
What the hell's all this?
307
00:15:06,522 --> 00:15:08,416
Turns out Dad still has
some grieving left to do.
308
00:15:08,833 --> 00:15:09,856
I can't believe you.
309
00:15:10,374 --> 00:15:12,395
You lied to me and you
totally took advantage of him.
310
00:15:12,422 --> 00:15:13,250
I don't see it that way.
311
00:15:13,936 --> 00:15:15,202
They say money can't buy love...
312
00:15:15,467 --> 00:15:16,182
but they're wrong.
313
00:15:16,360 --> 00:15:17,806
I'm actually starting to love Dad.
314
00:15:18,375 --> 00:15:20,540
Now I'm not saying somebody
couldn't come along and outbid him,
315
00:15:20,893 --> 00:15:22,126
but right now, he's the front-runner.
316
00:15:23,565 --> 00:15:24,587
You can't do this.
317
00:15:24,826 --> 00:15:25,647
This is wrong.
318
00:15:26,153 --> 00:15:27,407
You're giving all this back.
319
00:15:27,453 --> 00:15:29,173
Who are you to question his process?
320
00:15:29,175 --> 00:15:30,288
Reese, he's crazy.
321
00:15:30,306 --> 00:15:31,221
Mom's crazy.
322
00:15:31,551 --> 00:15:34,445
But she's the kind of crazy where all
she does is yell at us and punish.
323
00:15:34,889 --> 00:15:38,111
Now Dad's crazy in a way
where he buys us an XBox 360.
324
00:15:38,494 --> 00:15:39,729
And you want to mess with that?
325
00:15:40,101 --> 00:15:41,624
You're just afraid
of happiness, Malcolm.
326
00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:43,116
You can delude yourself all you want.
327
00:15:43,313 --> 00:15:45,474
-All this is going back to the store.
-Hey, give that back!
328
00:15:45,742 --> 00:15:47,610
-You had your chance!
-Reese, this is over!
329
00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:50,446
This is the only good thing
that's ever happened around here and you're ruining it!
330
00:15:50,457 --> 00:15:51,975
Boys! What are you doing?
331
00:15:52,386 --> 00:15:53,802
Today's a happy day.
332
00:15:53,994 --> 00:15:56,123
You're supposed to remember
this the rest of your lives.
333
00:15:56,199 --> 00:15:57,236
I need to talk to you, Dad.
334
00:15:57,241 --> 00:15:58,732
Dad, if you love us,
don't listen to him.
335
00:15:58,961 --> 00:16:00,365
Look at what you're doing.
336
00:16:00,625 --> 00:16:01,908
Look at the money you're spending.
337
00:16:02,086 --> 00:16:03,557
Look at the reason
why you're spending it.
338
00:16:03,842 --> 00:16:05,336
Something is very wrong.
339
00:16:06,827 --> 00:16:07,888
I hear you, Malcolm.
340
00:16:08,785 --> 00:16:13,290
I understand that things have
gotten a little unbalanced and,
341
00:16:13,958 --> 00:16:15,906
-and I know what I need to do.
-Thank God.
342
00:16:17,420 --> 00:16:18,793
I'm going to buy you a car.
343
00:16:22,122 --> 00:16:24,414
It's moments like this that
really define character.
344
00:16:26,119 --> 00:16:27,531
I love you, Daddy!
345
00:16:29,772 --> 00:16:32,839
No, it's not our honeymoon, but
I would like the honeymoon suite.
346
00:16:34,536 --> 00:16:34,979
What?
347
00:16:36,021 --> 00:16:37,758
No, that must be a mistake.
348
00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:40,358
My credit card can't be
maxed out. I just paid the bill.
349
00:16:43,279 --> 00:16:44,610
Reese!
350
00:16:45,169 --> 00:16:46,038
Get me out of this.
351
00:16:54,784 --> 00:16:56,077
Malcolm's getting a car.
352
00:16:56,469 --> 00:16:58,919
We only did this so Dad wouldn't
buy us something more expensive.
353
00:17:00,946 --> 00:17:02,370
I miss Grandpa.
354
00:17:08,311 --> 00:17:09,234
I know this is wrong.
355
00:17:09,300 --> 00:17:11,487
But somehow my body's not
doing anything to stop it.
356
00:17:12,298 --> 00:17:14,843
Maybe that means at some level,
I don't even know it's wrong.
357
00:17:15,998 --> 00:17:18,563
And if I don't know if it's wrong,
then I can't get blamed for doing it.
358
00:17:18,988 --> 00:17:19,327
Right?
359
00:17:20,268 --> 00:17:26,434
Now, a high-tech package comes
with a CG rearview imaging system, a GPS and a DVD.
360
00:17:26,849 --> 00:17:29,190
I don't absolutely need a DVD player.
361
00:17:29,191 --> 00:17:30,827
Sure you do, Malcolm.
362
00:17:31,310 --> 00:17:35,665
Every time you stop at a
red light, I want you watching movies, thinking of your dad.
363
00:17:35,826 --> 00:17:36,641
What else have we got?
364
00:17:36,719 --> 00:17:37,852
Want to sports package?
365
00:17:38,575 --> 00:17:40,472
That's like asking if we want doors.
366
00:17:42,166 --> 00:17:46,323
There it is, every option we offer,
including some I didn't even know about.
367
00:17:46,935 --> 00:17:48,429
Floormats have undercoating.
368
00:17:48,725 --> 00:17:50,849
Comes with a 14-year warranty.
369
00:17:50,999 --> 00:17:52,271
We don't sell many of those.
370
00:17:52,851 --> 00:17:53,839
All it needs...
371
00:17:55,068 --> 00:17:56,016
is your signature.
372
00:18:04,992 --> 00:18:05,277
What?
373
00:18:06,543 --> 00:18:08,023
My dad had the same pen.
374
00:18:08,601 --> 00:18:10,340
He must've been a great
guy. This is a great pen.
375
00:18:10,448 --> 00:18:12,356
We don't really need to
get into that right now.
376
00:18:12,394 --> 00:18:13,786
See, I just lost my dad.
377
00:18:14,447 --> 00:18:14,962
I'm sorry.
378
00:18:16,526 --> 00:18:20,713
Bet he would've loved to see his
grandson driving that sports pack.
379
00:18:23,892 --> 00:18:25,485
I don't know if he would have.
380
00:18:26,003 --> 00:18:28,260
He was pretty emotionally distant.
381
00:18:29,470 --> 00:18:30,793
He had a lot of trouble showing love.
382
00:18:32,282 --> 00:18:32,880
Yeah.
383
00:18:34,836 --> 00:18:35,696
Old-timers, eh?
384
00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:37,979
But I didn't care.
385
00:18:40,555 --> 00:18:42,060
I didn't care if he had trouble.
386
00:18:45,947 --> 00:18:46,666
I loved him.
387
00:18:49,304 --> 00:18:50,224
He was my dad.
388
00:18:51,572 --> 00:18:54,575
You know, I see that you're in
a lot of pain right now, and...
389
00:18:55,924 --> 00:19:00,658
I'm going to need some grief
counseling, too, if I let you take me up on this offer I'm giving you.
390
00:19:02,315 --> 00:19:04,861
I remember coming
downstairs in the morning,
391
00:19:05,277 --> 00:19:07,638
and he would be at the table
and he would say, "Hey, buddy,
392
00:19:07,925 --> 00:19:09,194
I'm doing four things at once:
393
00:19:09,924 --> 00:19:11,014
I'm watching TV.
394
00:19:11,315 --> 00:19:12,690
I'm reading the newspaper.
395
00:19:12,867 --> 00:19:14,662
I'm drinking coffee,
and I'm talking to you."
396
00:19:16,296 --> 00:19:17,112
Isn't that amazing?
397
00:19:19,272 --> 00:19:22,803
You know, I got a guy whose wife
died who's looking at this car, so...
398
00:19:24,457 --> 00:19:26,255
He didn't have to do anything for me.
399
00:19:30,443 --> 00:19:31,577
He was my dad.
400
00:19:34,022 --> 00:19:34,855
Dad...
401
00:19:36,635 --> 00:19:38,386
You don't have to do
anything for me, either.
402
00:19:40,894 --> 00:19:41,947
But if you want to...
403
00:19:42,834 --> 00:19:43,742
that'd be great.
404
00:19:53,063 --> 00:19:54,594
I lost my dad.
405
00:19:56,731 --> 00:19:57,464
I know.
406
00:20:02,473 --> 00:20:03,905
You're a dead man.
407
00:20:12,100 --> 00:20:12,564
Hello?
408
00:20:12,977 --> 00:20:14,676
I'm George Takei.
409
00:20:15,148 --> 00:20:16,785
I played Sulu on Star Trek.
410
00:20:17,272 --> 00:20:19,796
Did your grandfather die recently?
411
00:20:20,725 --> 00:20:21,142
Yes.
412
00:20:21,402 --> 00:20:23,971
Allow me to extend my
deepest condolences.
413
00:20:24,494 --> 00:20:27,883
I got a call from a neighbor that
your father might like to talk to me.
414
00:20:28,180 --> 00:20:32,316
And when I called back, the line
was busy. So I decided to come over.
415
00:20:32,803 --> 00:20:36,951
It was a six-hour bus
ride with a lot of stops.
416
00:20:37,537 --> 00:20:39,772
May I have some water, please?
417
00:20:40,355 --> 00:20:42,024
Sorry, my parents aren't home.
418
00:20:42,570 --> 00:20:43,703
But you can use the hose out front.
419
00:20:43,987 --> 00:20:45,009
Delightful.
420
00:20:45,358 --> 00:20:49,378
If you don't mind, I'll make
camp on your front lawn in anticipation of their return.
421
00:20:49,807 --> 00:20:52,691
Improvisation: my stock and trade.
422
00:20:52,916 --> 00:20:55,535
In episode 18, "The
Squire of Gothos,"
423
00:20:55,720 --> 00:20:59,779
the script read, "the
crew ad-libs hello."
424
00:21:00,331 --> 00:21:03,386
Well, I was off to the races.
425
00:21:04,445 --> 00:21:06,372
Well, I've got a lot of homework.
426
00:21:09,352 --> 00:21:11,421
Ooh, mushrooms!
427
00:21:11,958 --> 00:21:13,289
May I help myself?
428
00:21:13,339 --> 00:21:17,889
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