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Yeah... what are those
kids complaining about?
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Malcolm in the Middle
7.10 - "Malcolm's Money"
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Synchronisation par Max & Tyno,
Script original par Raceman.
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Forom.com, Life-is-Unfair.tk
& Malcolm-France.com
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Four, three, two...
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brown...
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clear...
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brown again...
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good.
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What about this watch, Dad?
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It's only $12.99.
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That's where they get you, son.
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See, it says $12.99, but that
doesn't include the hidden costs.
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Shipping, handling, box tops...
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By the time you're through you're
paying on the high side of $15.
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I've never owned a $15 watch.
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But I need one, Dad!
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Son, a cork and a piece of string
make a perfectly fine sundial
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and a great conversation
piece with the ladies.
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Malcolm, aren't you having your
yearbook picture taken today?
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Yep.
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Well, don't you think it would be
nice to get a little dressed up for it?
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Why? I'm never going to
see these people again.
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They're just a bunch of shallow jerks
who don't care about anything but
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who's instant-messaging who, and who's
going to the stupid Moonlight Dance.
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A bunch of kids in formal clothes,
barefoot on the beach...
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It's just pathetic.
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And I wouldn't have gone
even if they told me about it.
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Here's your uniform, Reese.
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You're really lucky you got
your old job back again.
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Lucky? They have me on the delivery
route, hauling stuff around all day.
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At least when I worked in the slaughter
house, there were breaks every couple of hours to find guys' fingers.
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Hey, man, is my tie straight?
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Yeah...
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Wow, everyone's taking these
yearbook pictures pretty seriously, huh?
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Are you kidding?
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This is how everyone's going to
remember us for the rest of our lives.
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Yeah, it's like a time capsule.
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I mean, our children are going to
look at these pictures years from now to see what we used to be like.
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Isn't that right, sweetie?
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Yes... yes, it is.
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Great.
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Next!
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Oh, another rebel, huh?
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What?
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I get it, kid. The T-shirt, the
scowl... you're a tough guy.
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You're dangerous.
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I see that a lot with
you scrawny ones.
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No, that's not...
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Come on, Chachi,
let's get it over with.
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I made a mistake.
I'd like to re-sched...
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Take that, society.
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Next!
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Hi, Dewey. How was school?
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Terrible!
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I missed the school bus because
I didn't know what time it was,
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and then I was late for a spelling test
because I didn't know what time it was,
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and then David Klausner beat me up
because I didn't know what time it was!
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You want to know what
time it is, Dewey?
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It's half past a roof over your head,
clean clothes, and three meals a day.
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That's what time it is!
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Let me tell you something, Mom.
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The roof leaks, the clothes are
hand-me-downs, and the food stinks!
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-Room!
-Dirty.
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This is interesting.
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Our credit card company sent
us a collection notice and an application for a new card.
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Oh, my God!
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What is it?
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It's a check for
Malcolm for $10,000!
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What?!
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You're joking!
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No, no, no! It says it's from a
McClellan Fellowship Genius Grant to further his education...
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No strings attached!
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I can't believe it!
This is fantastic!
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It's amazing!
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I've never seen so many zeroes on
that side of the decimal point!
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Can you imagine what
he could do with that?
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Imagine what anyone
could do with that!
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Imagine what we
could do with that.
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What are you talking about?
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Nothing.
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All I'm saying is that we can do
a lot with this kind of money.
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-But it's not ours, Hal; it's Malcolm's.
-Of course, it's Malcolm's.
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But we have to take a moment
to think about what a teenager is going to do with $10,000.
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Well, you know he's just going to
blow it all on Legos and penny candy.
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Besides, it's not like Dr. Braniac. He
isn't gonna get a free ride to whatever college he wants to go to, right?
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I don't think I like
where this is going, Hal.
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Lois, all I'm thinking
about is protecting Malcolm.
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I mean, sure, he's got that brilliant mind,
but right now it is being held hostage by gallons of crazy teenage hormones.
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All I'm saying is maybe we should
hold onto this for a little while, before we decide what to do with it.
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Yeah, but Hal...
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Thanks, Mom, for letting me go
to picture day dressed like this.
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You made me look
like a total jackass!
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It's not your picture;
you don't care what I look like.
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Any mail for me?
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No.
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Geez, my feet are killing me.
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I told you, you gotta let the
blood drip into your shoes.
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Once it coagulates, then it's
like walking on puffy clouds.
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Look at all these people, sitting
here, just waiting for death.
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Yeah, I'd like to show those
animal rights whackos this place.
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This is exactly what would
happen to cows if it wasn't for us.
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Wait here. I'm gonna get
someone to sign for the delivery.
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Thanks for beating Hitler.
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Now we're gonna
watch something else.
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Thank you.
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This is pretty sweet.
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Man, it's true what they say
old age is wasted on the old.
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Hal, there's nobody home.
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We can't be too careful.
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Meet me at the clothesline!
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See, Hal?
You know this is wrong.
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You're acting like you
have something to hide!
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What are you talking about?
It's a beautiful day.
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Since when is it a crime
to get some fresh air?
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No, I thought about it,
and it is just wrong.
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We're giving that
money back to Malcolm.
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Besides, the check is made out to him.
The bank probably wouldn't even...
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Put that away!
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No, wait, let me see it again!
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Oh, my God.
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No, we're not going to do this.
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Honey, you are looking
at this all wrong.
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We will pay him back.
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We are like a bank.
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And banks don't give you back the
same exact money that you gave them.
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They use it, and then pay you back
with different money later on.
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It's what makes our economy
the envy of the world.
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I don't know.
It just seems wrong.
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Look at it as a
forced savings plan.
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We're actually
doing him a favor.
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Lois, I can honestly say that I was
not a good father to Malcolm until I forged his signature on that check.
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And we're going to
pay him back, right?
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Absolutely every cent we spend.
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Plus interest.
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With no hidden handling fees.
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Okay.
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Good.
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Honey, we have absolutely
nothing to be ashamed of here.
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Okay, you go back
into the house.
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I'll follow in 30 seconds.
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Go on!
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Good. Next!
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Sorry, pal,
you had your chance.
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No! You have to take
my picture again!
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Please!
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I thought I didn't care what
people think of me, but I do.
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I really do!
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Look, kid, I'm making 20 cents a head,
and re-shoots come out of my pocket.
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That adds up to "I
don't give a crap."
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Don't blame me that you're a no-talent
clown who couldn't even cut it at Sears!
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I'm not going anywhere
until you take my picture!
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Fine.
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Let's go.
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Let's just get rid of
some of that shine.
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What did you do?!
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I look terrible!
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It looks pretty good to me.
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But that's just one
clown's opinion. Next!
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Aren't you the
meat delivery guy?
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What the hell are
you doing here?
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I, um...
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He's my grandson.
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He's here visiting me.
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Hi, Grandma.
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It's great to see you.
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You can drop the act, kid.
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I haven't lost my marbles.
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I just like seeing someone
have some fun around here.
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Clothesline.
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I got an estimate
for the new pipes!
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Think of it, Hal clean
water, on demand,
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the decision of hot or cold
water entirely up to us!
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Yes, well, we could spend the
money on new pipes, or we could put a down payment on her.
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-Where did you get this?
-At the boat show.
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Boat show?
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Lois, I was on my way to work, when all
of a sudden I see this giant billboard for the boat show, only 60 miles away!
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Now I'm not saying there's
an invisible hand guiding our lives, but what are the odds?
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We're not wasting
the money on a boat.
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It's not wasting,
it's investing!
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A boat is a money-maker, Lois.
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Do you know how many opportunities
we have missed out on because we weren't traveling in the right circles?
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Where are all the
connections being made,
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the elbows being rubbed,
the deals going down?
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-The yacht club!
-Forget it!
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We're not spending
Malcolm's money on a boat.
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That's final!
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Lois...
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You're looking at
this the wrong way.
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It's not Malcolm's
money anymore.
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Until we pay him
back, it's ours.
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All right, maybe I was reaching
too far with the big one, but just take a look at these...
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Huh?
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You can choose the Wave
Skimmer or the Weekender.
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What do you think?
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I like this one.
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Unbelievable!
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You know what's going on, Mom?
How could he do this to me?!
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Malcolm, I know it looks bad,
but let me explain!
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Don't try and stick
up for him, Mom.
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Oh, Malcolm, I know he's
not perfect, but I love him.
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You love my yearbook
photographer?
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Yes.
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Well... maybe love is too strong a
word for it, but he does great work.
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The guy's hired to take
good yearbook pictures!
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Now my grandchildren are gonna
look at my photo in 50 years and think that their grandfather was a dork!
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Well, then I'm going to have to
rethink my feelings for him.
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Hello?
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Uh, yes.
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'Ello, Guv'nor.
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Is your mum at home?
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It's Dad.
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Hal?
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Clothesline.
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What's he doing here?
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He's in.
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What?!
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-How did...
-He just is!
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Look, it's isn't important
how it happened. Let's just move on with this, okay?
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Look, Dewey, you understand
we're not stealing this money.
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Every cent is going back
to Malcolm. We're a bank.
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Yeah, well, this bank is
getting a Rolex. A big one.
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That money is going towards
new pipes for the house!
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She can spend her share
any way she wants.
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And I'm spending my
share on a Rolex.
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I think I've earned it.
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There are no shares!
Listen to me!
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We are not splitting
up that money!
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Who put you in charge?
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Yeah, who put you
in charge? Let's vote.
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There will be no voting!
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I vote there's voting.
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Me, too.
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-I'm going to get the money.
-It's not there anymore.
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I moved it.
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I know.
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I moved it from
where you moved it.
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And I moved it again.
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What?
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I was the one who came
up with this idea... -The money is safe.
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Give it!
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And that...
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is the French Tuck!
244
00:13:10,587 --> 00:13:14,682
I don't know. It sounds to me like
he was asking to be beaten up.
245
00:13:14,683 --> 00:13:15,659
That's what I said!
246
00:13:16,018 --> 00:13:18,458
Just because you're a crossing
guard, you're suddenly off limits?
247
00:13:18,488 --> 00:13:19,649
"Walk, don't walk..."
248
00:13:19,804 --> 00:13:21,559
Who the hell is he
to boss me around?
249
00:13:21,589 --> 00:13:23,889
It's nice to see someone
with a little spirit.
250
00:13:24,117 --> 00:13:26,831
So many young people just
lie about the house,
251
00:13:26,832 --> 00:13:30,272
just watching their
Miami Vice and MTV's.
252
00:13:31,061 --> 00:13:31,776
Pie?
253
00:13:32,317 --> 00:13:33,307
This is great.
254
00:13:33,688 --> 00:13:35,664
I never knew old
people could be nice.
255
00:13:35,931 --> 00:13:39,312
I thought you were all wrinkled
bags of skin babbling about how stuff used to cost less.
256
00:13:39,342 --> 00:13:44,185
No, some are like that, but there's a
few of us who still have some life left.
257
00:13:49,660 --> 00:13:50,510
Who's the geezer?
258
00:13:50,582 --> 00:13:51,540
That's Teddy.
259
00:13:51,783 --> 00:13:53,012
Handsome, isn't he?
260
00:13:53,735 --> 00:13:54,813
You want me to push
you over to him?
261
00:13:54,843 --> 00:13:56,696
No, I don't think that
would be a good idea.
262
00:13:56,726 --> 00:13:59,850
See, we're not allowed to
have romances around here.
263
00:13:59,857 --> 00:14:03,923
It's as if they don't think we're
capable of having feelings anymore.
264
00:14:04,100 --> 00:14:05,644
That is totally unfair!
265
00:14:05,981 --> 00:14:09,312
I mean, as long as the two of
you can see each other naked and still keep your lunches down,
266
00:14:09,342 --> 00:14:12,092
you should be able to do
whatever it is you want to do.
267
00:14:15,393 --> 00:14:15,955
Thank you.
268
00:14:17,822 --> 00:14:20,338
Okay, I alphabetized
all the seniors' names,
269
00:14:20,551 --> 00:14:22,838
helped lug your equipment for
three days from here to your shop
270
00:14:22,868 --> 00:14:24,935
and I held the lights for
those creepy photo shoots.
271
00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:26,915
You have to take
another picture of me.
272
00:14:27,220 --> 00:14:29,773
You held up your part of the bargain,
I'll hold up mine. Sit down.
273
00:14:29,803 --> 00:14:30,481
Thank you!
274
00:14:32,382 --> 00:14:33,391
Chin to the left...
275
00:14:34,259 --> 00:14:35,459
Square your shoulders...
276
00:14:36,945 --> 00:14:37,706
Smile!
277
00:14:44,838 --> 00:14:45,988
What did you do to me?!
278
00:14:46,310 --> 00:14:47,428
I look like a freak!
279
00:14:48,210 --> 00:14:49,439
Kid, that's you.
280
00:14:49,746 --> 00:14:51,046
That's what you look like.
281
00:14:51,324 --> 00:14:53,442
I can't let my grandchildren
see me like that!
282
00:14:53,472 --> 00:14:54,422
You have to fix it!
283
00:14:54,693 --> 00:14:57,143
Put on a special filter,
or-or brighter lights...
284
00:14:57,189 --> 00:14:58,178
Please, do something!
285
00:14:58,208 --> 00:15:00,327
Sorry, kid.
That's the best I can do.
286
00:15:00,698 --> 00:15:03,222
I'm a yearbook photographer,
not a magician.
287
00:15:12,988 --> 00:15:13,988
Where have you been?
288
00:15:14,418 --> 00:15:15,286
School.
289
00:15:15,368 --> 00:15:17,210
That story better
hold up, Mister.
290
00:15:17,337 --> 00:15:19,048
Your father wants to
count the money again.
291
00:15:19,078 --> 00:15:22,278
I just think we all get along
better when we know it's all here.
292
00:15:22,448 --> 00:15:24,330
By the way, I'm going
to need some of this.
293
00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:26,410
I got an estimate to
fix my transmission.
294
00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:30,945
This receipt is from 1986, Hal!
I can see where you erased the date!
295
00:15:31,091 --> 00:15:31,827
Amateur.
296
00:15:32,066 --> 00:15:36,206
Oh, yeah? Well, how do I know
this plumber's for real, and not just some actor that you hired?
297
00:15:36,236 --> 00:15:38,863
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I held auditions
while you were at work, Hal!
298
00:15:38,893 --> 00:15:39,790
I knew it!
299
00:15:39,819 --> 00:15:41,675
Listen to yourself!
You've gone insane!
300
00:15:41,705 --> 00:15:44,360
That would be pretty convenient
for you, wouldn't it?
301
00:15:44,385 --> 00:15:46,211
Well, you are not
locking me away!
302
00:15:46,212 --> 00:15:48,402
I haven't trusted either
of you since I was six!
303
00:15:48,432 --> 00:15:50,532
All right, all right,
let's just split it.
304
00:15:50,668 --> 00:15:52,418
Three ways,
and we'll all be happy.
305
00:15:52,633 --> 00:15:54,532
I wouldn't say happy,
but it's a start.
306
00:15:54,562 --> 00:15:55,689
I have a better idea.
307
00:15:56,657 --> 00:16:00,050
We just stop this nonsense and
give the money back to Malcolm.
308
00:16:00,186 --> 00:16:01,811
Okay, you can have your pipes.
309
00:16:01,813 --> 00:16:04,125
No, Hal, this isn't
a bargaining tool.
310
00:16:04,478 --> 00:16:06,493
This money has turned
us into animals.
311
00:16:07,098 --> 00:16:10,402
I'm going down to the bank
tomorrow morning and getting a cashier's check in Malcolm's name.
312
00:16:10,432 --> 00:16:14,582
Then the three of us can
slink away and forget that this whole thing ever happened.
313
00:16:17,321 --> 00:16:18,771
Can't you control that woman?
314
00:16:18,994 --> 00:16:21,230
Watch your tone, young man!
315
00:16:21,279 --> 00:16:21,951
Or else what?
316
00:16:22,198 --> 00:16:23,889
You'll just cave,
like you did with Mom.
317
00:16:23,919 --> 00:16:25,819
All right, that's it!
Go to your room!
318
00:16:30,317 --> 00:16:32,567
I think maybe we should
both go to our rooms.
319
00:16:33,709 --> 00:16:34,448
Fine!
320
00:16:48,385 --> 00:16:50,414
Code blue! Code blue!
321
00:17:26,793 --> 00:17:29,102
I think some of these
are Viagra. Go for it.
322
00:17:29,392 --> 00:17:30,820
What can we do to repay you?
323
00:17:31,848 --> 00:17:33,498
Give me a five-minute head start.
324
00:17:38,571 --> 00:17:40,929
Honey, we want to apologize.
325
00:17:41,647 --> 00:17:42,191
Yeah.
326
00:17:42,390 --> 00:17:43,140
You were right.
327
00:17:43,384 --> 00:17:44,884
We were turning into monsters.
328
00:17:45,510 --> 00:17:46,160
The bad kind.
329
00:17:46,212 --> 00:17:48,443
You're just so much
stronger than we are.
330
00:17:48,616 --> 00:17:50,248
Thank God for
your levelheadedness.
331
00:17:50,278 --> 00:17:53,860
Thank God there was someone in this
house who was able to keep their sanity.
332
00:17:53,890 --> 00:17:56,353
And you taught us a lot of
important lessons about...
333
00:17:56,383 --> 00:17:57,819
honesty and trust.
334
00:17:59,098 --> 00:17:59,831
So...
335
00:18:00,179 --> 00:18:02,629
if you'll just tell us
where you hid the money...
336
00:18:06,342 --> 00:18:08,116
I've done something very bad.
337
00:18:08,513 --> 00:18:08,914
What?
338
00:18:15,062 --> 00:18:18,112
There was this antique store
across the street from the bank.
339
00:18:18,188 --> 00:18:20,138
And I saw this
dollhouse in the window.
340
00:18:20,621 --> 00:18:22,893
And the next thing I knew,
I was walking out with it.
341
00:18:22,923 --> 00:18:25,673
It was like that money in my
pocket killed the old Lois
342
00:18:25,808 --> 00:18:27,758
and replaced her with
a crazy person...
343
00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:29,800
It's okay, honey. I mean...
344
00:18:30,051 --> 00:18:34,001
So what if you spent a couple
hundred dollars on a dollhouse? It's no big deal.
345
00:18:34,224 --> 00:18:35,924
Now where's the
rest of the money?
346
00:18:36,012 --> 00:18:36,929
There isn't any.
347
00:18:36,992 --> 00:18:37,455
What?!
348
00:18:37,904 --> 00:18:42,325
You-You spent ten thousand
dollars on a stupid dollhouse?!
349
00:18:42,329 --> 00:18:43,389
They wanted 12.
350
00:18:43,819 --> 00:18:44,667
But look, Hal...
351
00:18:44,741 --> 00:18:47,951
it has a tiny little dumbwaiter,
and the lights really work.
352
00:19:04,694 --> 00:19:05,244
Hi, Judith.
353
00:19:05,788 --> 00:19:07,256
Oh, hello, Reese.
354
00:19:07,672 --> 00:19:11,579
I want to thank you so much
for everything you've done.
355
00:19:11,637 --> 00:19:13,661
It felt good to do something
nice for a change.
356
00:19:13,691 --> 00:19:16,841
I'm seriously thinking about
peppering that into my repertoire.
357
00:19:17,010 --> 00:19:20,287
Are you the one who helped Judith
and Teddy get together yesterday?
358
00:19:20,317 --> 00:19:22,067
Yes, I am, and
I would do it again.
359
00:19:22,171 --> 00:19:23,540
Your rules are just stupid.
360
00:19:23,721 --> 00:19:26,212
I mean, who does it hurt to
let two old people be happy?
361
00:19:26,242 --> 00:19:27,882
You whore!
362
00:19:28,094 --> 00:19:29,713
You stole my husband!
363
00:19:30,758 --> 00:19:36,295
No, I just used him without your
permission and gave him back to you...
364
00:19:37,361 --> 00:19:40,466
Just like someone did
with my sewing machine.
365
00:19:41,981 --> 00:19:42,743
Look at her.
366
00:19:43,597 --> 00:19:46,264
I couldn't say no!
How can you say no to that?
367
00:19:46,265 --> 00:19:48,565
Oh, shut up, you old fool!
368
00:19:49,027 --> 00:19:50,667
Wait! I can fix this!
369
00:19:50,997 --> 00:19:53,547
Just get back at him by
sleeping with someone else!
370
00:19:54,833 --> 00:19:55,533
How about him?
371
00:19:58,034 --> 00:20:00,434
When he has his teeth in,
he's quite the looker!
372
00:20:05,259 --> 00:20:06,891
Okay, I sold my car.
373
00:20:07,205 --> 00:20:11,505
Well, we'll add that to what
I got for my engagement ring and my grandmother's pearls.
374
00:20:11,733 --> 00:20:16,033
No one wanted to buy my bike,
but a bunch of kids did pay to watch me eat a centipede.
375
00:20:17,274 --> 00:20:18,674
We're doing the right thing.
376
00:20:18,693 --> 00:20:20,007
We should all remember that.
377
00:20:20,037 --> 00:20:21,288
Quit sermonizing.
378
00:20:21,462 --> 00:20:24,112
I'll get enough of that from
the nut-jobs on the bus.
379
00:20:28,372 --> 00:20:29,654
You guys aren't
gonna believe it!
380
00:20:29,684 --> 00:20:34,055
I got a McClellan
Fellowship Grant for $3,857!
381
00:20:34,781 --> 00:20:36,153
That's wonderful, Malcolm!
382
00:20:36,416 --> 00:20:37,585
Congratulations, son.
383
00:20:37,798 --> 00:20:39,728
Yeah, congratulations.
384
00:20:39,899 --> 00:20:41,546
This couldn't have
come at a better time!
385
00:20:41,576 --> 00:20:43,626
I know exactly what
I'm gonna do with it!
386
00:20:44,101 --> 00:20:46,320
*Beverly Hills*
387
00:20:46,689 --> 00:20:50,087
*That's where I want to play*
388
00:20:52,032 --> 00:20:55,042
*Living in Beverly Hills*
389
00:21:00,079 --> 00:21:01,815
Let's see them call
me a dork now.
390
00:21:01,865 --> 00:21:06,415
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