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I'm toast. Mom found out I'm
the one that broke the oven.
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Oh, man, you're going down.
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I know. So, if you want me
to take the fall for anything, it's five bucks a pop.
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I'm in! The hole in the bathroom wall.
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Me, too! Dad's camera.
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All right, Dewey,
you're off the hook.
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You two!
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You were supposed to
wait till I got my money.
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Malcolm in the Middle
7.04 - "Halloween"
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Synchronisation par Tyno,
Script original par Raceman.
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Forom.com, Life-is-Unfair.tk
& Malcolm-France.com
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And after the autopsy of the victim, the
coroner himself went completely insane.
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This is so cool.
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This guy started this death tour,
showing people all the places in town where grisly murders took place.
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He padded it with a couple of suicides,
but come on, close enough.
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Now, coming up on your left, the site
where one of the most gruesome multiple murders in the history of the state took place.
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Look, if you dare,
at this house of pure evil.
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I can't believe we've been living
here this whole time, and we didn't even know about the murders.
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Man, I always assumed I'd do
the coolest thing in this house, but that guy set the bar pretty high.
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Come on, there were no murders here.
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A guy bought a hearse, and then he realized
he had to cover his monthly payments, and so he made up this phony death tour.
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It's the oldest
trick in the book.
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Tell 'em, honey.
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I got Jamie the cutest Halloween
costume. He's gonna be a little tiger.
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Honey?
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Oh, my God.
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It's true?!
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Hal, bad things
happen all the time.
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But nothing this bad.
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Lois, can I talk to
you for a moment?
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You knew we were buying a death
house, and you didn't tell me?!
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I didn't tell you because
I knew you'd have this reaction.
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Well, of course I'd
have this reaction.
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I don't like murder. Maybe that's
something you should know about me.
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Hal, it's always something with you.
You passed on that one house because you thought the doorbell sounded gay.
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You can't have a perfect house.
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It would be nice to
have a murderless one.
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Well, you should just drop it because
there's nothing we can do about it.
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Death and mold are two things
you can expect to find in any house, and we are not moving!
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There's mold?!
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I cannot believe they
called me in to work.
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I requested Halloween off eight months ago,
and suddenly, Marybeth becomes a Wiccan, so she can take it as a religious holiday.
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There will be more Halloweens...
barring some tragic event.
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But this is the good one, you know?
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There's such a tiny window where the
kids are still sweet and adorable, and you can dress them up however you want.
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Every year after that, Halloween's just
another trip to the police station.
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Life is unfair, Lois.
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And, sometimes, it's cut horrifically
short with no warning whatsoever.
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I think if I send Jamie out
with the boys, I can catch up with them during my break.
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I mean, I'll only be able to do
a couple of houses with them.
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Hal, what are you doing?
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Oh, it's, uh, it's time
Jamie had a night light.
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-Why don't you put it over by his crib?
-He wants it here!
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It just doesn't make sense.
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Why would you fake
being sick on Halloween?
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I'm not faking it.
I feel like crap.
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Must've gotten it from
that death tour guy.
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I thought his clammy handshake
was just part of the act.
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You've got to keep your immune
system in shape, Malcolm.
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Every once in a while, pick some
gum off the seat and chew it.
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Ounce of prevention, dude.
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All right, you know the plan.
You two are taking Jamie.
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No eggs, no stink bombs,
no matches, no catapults, no Mace.
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Fine.
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No explosives.
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Of course not.
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No water balloons, no spray
paint, no gasoline, no shaving cream, no toilet paper.
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Wouldn't even think of it.
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No ladder, no compressor, no soup.
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-You told her!
-I did not!
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All right. I know your route.
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I will catch up with you when
I take my break, to see how adorable and safe Jamie is.
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So, um, any idea when that might be?
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You don't need to know when.
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All you need to know is if you even think about
doing anything stupid, I will swoop down out of the sky and land on you like a ton of bricks.
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So, the usual.
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Shouldn't you be in bed?
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I got sick of lying there, so
I thought I'd look on the Internet for stuff about the murders.
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I got police reports, crime
photos, newspaper articles... there's a ton of stuff.
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Really?
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The guy's name was
Gareth Stringer.
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Normal guy, Scout master,
everybody loved him.
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So, one day, out of nowhere,
he comes home from work and murders his entire family.
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They say he lived here with
five headless bodies for a week before he finally killed himself.
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For a whole week, huh?
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That's where the
wife's body was found.
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He put all the tongues
in a pile right there.
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So I guess that must
have been skin wall.
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And that was hair corner.
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Over there were...
finger puppets?!
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Oh, finger puppets.
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Wow, the really freaky stuff
happened in the kitchen.
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Oh, and in the bathroom
and the bedrooms, too.
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Malcolm, is there any place in
this house where bloody pieces of dismembered bodies weren't found?
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Well...
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Yes.
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Right there.
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Right here?
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That's where they
all begged for mercy.
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Thank you.
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So, Craig, I understand the bandana and
the eye patch, but why would a pirate have blood dripping out of his mouth?
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Oh, I tried holding
a dagger in my teeth.
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I'll tell you, those pirates are
a lot tougher than they're depicted in the media.
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Finally, break time.
105
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I'm gonna go do a little
trick-or-treating with Jamie.
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Hey, hey, hey!
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What are these?
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I must've knocked those in
my pocket accidentally.
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No, I saw you put them in your pocket.
Craig, you saw him, too, didn't you?
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Oh, sorry. The patch
is over my good eye.
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Well, I'm already
into my break.
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You handle this, Craig,
so I can get going.
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Sure, no problem.
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Did you just wink at him?
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Oh, you were serious.
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Craig, he committed a crime.
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Sure, that's one side of it.
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But if he didn't steal from us, he'd
just be stealing from somewhere else, and then we'd be losing a customer.
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Do you want to be
responsible for that?
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Margie, will you
take care of this?
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What? It's Halloween.
122
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I can't believe this.
We are talking about the law here!
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We have a certain procedure
we follow when we catch a shoplifter, because that's the law.
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It's the only thing that keeps
us from anarchy and chaos and riots in the streets.
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Oh, move it.
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Jackpot tonight.
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I know. Five houses in a row that use
the honor system?! That never happens!
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You're our lucky charm, Jamie.
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Now, listen, Jamie, candy is full
of sugar, and it's terrible for you.
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So suck down as much as you can tonight
before Mom takes it away from you.
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Trick or treat!
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Sweet! No answer!
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Now you get to experience the
true spirit of Halloween, Jamie.
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Ready?
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One, two...
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Sorry for the delay.
Getting used to my new hip.
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Oh, no, you don't!
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Run!
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Damn it, Dewey!
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Trick or treat!
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Trick or treat.
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Oh, an axe in the head?
You think that's funny?
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If you had a real axe in your head,
you wouldn't be laughing.
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Except if you had an
involuntary muscle spasm.
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Does that sound
like a good time?
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I got this.
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Nice costumes.
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Thank you.
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Dad, are you gonna be
okay handing out candy?
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Of course.
151
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Because I should really
try to get some rest.
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Sure.
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Dad?
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I just wanted to make sure
you were safe, Malcolm.
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Okay.
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Do you feel safe?
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Dad, I know the murders were sick and
creepy, but they happened 20 years ago.
158
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And they don't bother you at all?
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No.
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I mean, the murderer's dead so
it's not like he's coming back.
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Right.
162
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Right, I mean,
that would be... crazy.
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Dad... you don't believe
in ghosts, do you?
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-Malcolm, please.
-Do you?
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Do you mean do I believe in dead people
floating around, saying, "Ooooh!"
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Of course not.
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But, I mean, an energy, a life force, a
soul that, upon death, separates from the body and inhabits another plane,
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crying out to the living in a horrific
wail of unbearable pain? Oh, absolutely.
169
00:10:12,750 --> 00:10:13,072
Dad...
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00:10:13,098 --> 00:10:18,858
You, yourself, told me that string
theory says there are 11 different dimensions occupying the same space.
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So?
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00:10:19,863 --> 00:10:23,143
So, who's to say we can't be
affected by things we don't see?
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What science calls wormholes is actually
matter and energy, mixed together...
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All of which points to one stubborn,
undeniable fact... that we are living in a known portal for evil.
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And now that we know it, and it knows we
know it, of course it would come back to kill us! And of course it would come back tonight!
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You don't have much to say when your
science comes back at you, do you?
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Honey?
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Reese?
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Dewey?
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Burglar?
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Was that or was that not the sound
of someone looking for his head?!
182
00:11:43,032 --> 00:11:46,446
But you said you'd send a
patrol car 20 minutes ago!
183
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Low priority?!
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It's still against the
law to steal, isn't it?
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Fine, fine. We'll be here.
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Unbelievable.
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I get one break
from 7:00 to 7:20.
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00:12:01,853 --> 00:12:03,558
That break is now over!
189
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Instead of spending it with
my adorable little two-year-old son, I spend it with you!
190
00:12:07,911 --> 00:12:11,861
Lady, I have six warrants for my arrest
and I'm supposed to feel sorry for you?
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00:12:12,901 --> 00:12:16,381
Lois, I've been thinking about it.
I just want you to know I'm sorry.
192
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I believe in you and what you're doing
here. You're doing the right thing.
193
00:12:20,363 --> 00:12:21,213
Are you drunk?
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Chilty as garged.
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00:12:23,982 --> 00:12:26,076
-Aren't you on the clock?
-But it's a party.
196
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And they invited me, knowing full well
that being wanted is my kryptonite.
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00:12:30,228 --> 00:12:32,147
Party? So they're all
drinking out there?
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Attention, Lucky
Aide shoppers.
199
00:12:33,849 --> 00:12:37,111
Who's gonna come up here
and kiss me right now, damn it?
200
00:12:37,119 --> 00:12:38,224
Oh, my God!
201
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No one cares about the rules!
202
00:12:40,113 --> 00:12:42,910
No one cares about lawbreakers!
203
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Fine! Why am I the only sap?
204
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Since it's complete anarchy,
I am taking my meal break early.
205
00:12:48,598 --> 00:12:51,252
That's right,
I'm overlapping with Joan!
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Look at that!
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I didn't even line it up right.
208
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So, do I get to go now?
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00:13:01,253 --> 00:13:04,603
You think you've got some place
more fun that this? Go if you want.
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00:13:04,669 --> 00:13:08,719
But a bunch of chips and dip
are about to get "damaged," if you know what I mean.
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We're gonna eat them.
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You know, I think Halloween
really agrees with Jamie.
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-He's standing up straighter.
-And he didn't try to pee on that dog.
214
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Is that the old guy
from the egging?
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00:13:25,724 --> 00:13:27,234
No, that guy had glasses.
216
00:13:27,300 --> 00:13:28,894
No, the first egging.
217
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Huh. Oh, yeah.
218
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-I think he's chasing us.
-Yeah, I guess he is.
219
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We should... try to get away.
220
00:13:42,921 --> 00:13:44,658
Yeah, I guess we
have no choice.
221
00:13:50,059 --> 00:13:51,911
Whew! That was close.
222
00:14:17,196 --> 00:14:17,950
Here you go.
223
00:14:17,993 --> 00:14:19,169
Some hot tea.
224
00:14:19,622 --> 00:14:20,591
Are you warm enough?
225
00:14:20,621 --> 00:14:22,021
I can turn on the defroster.
226
00:14:22,088 --> 00:14:22,813
I'm good, Dad.
227
00:14:22,849 --> 00:14:24,649
I just want to make sure
you're comfortable.
228
00:14:24,679 --> 00:14:26,979
Well, you could have let
me stay in the house.
229
00:14:27,006 --> 00:14:28,049
No, no.
230
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We're safe out here.
231
00:14:36,808 --> 00:14:38,024
Isn't this nice?
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Tell me what's going
on in your life.
233
00:14:40,967 --> 00:14:42,048
Got a special girl?
234
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:43,555
Trick or treat!
235
00:14:43,585 --> 00:14:44,490
Oh, hey.
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00:14:45,031 --> 00:14:48,007
We're over here!
Got candy in the car!
237
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The kids love this holiday.
238
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If they only knew.
239
00:14:52,547 --> 00:14:53,917
Oh, there you are.
240
00:14:54,133 --> 00:14:55,074
There you go.
241
00:14:55,777 --> 00:14:56,678
Here you go.
242
00:14:57,913 --> 00:14:58,954
And here's...
243
00:14:59,444 --> 00:15:01,244
Would you mind
lifting up your mask?
244
00:15:02,944 --> 00:15:04,468
Great! Just checking.
245
00:15:07,063 --> 00:15:08,487
Thank you. Good night.
246
00:15:09,377 --> 00:15:11,657
God, I hate when they want
to talk about your costumes.
247
00:15:11,687 --> 00:15:14,637
They know what we're here for...
just pay up, so we can go.
248
00:15:18,133 --> 00:15:19,308
Hey, look at that!
249
00:15:19,509 --> 00:15:21,072
The old guy's still after us.
250
00:15:22,139 --> 00:15:23,216
You gotta admire it.
251
00:15:23,390 --> 00:15:26,032
I hope when I'm his age, I still have
enough hate to do what he's doing.
252
00:15:26,062 --> 00:15:28,317
Oh, there's my little tiger!
253
00:15:28,356 --> 00:15:30,864
You are so adorable.
254
00:15:30,875 --> 00:15:33,782
If you boys got him involved
in anything bad, I will...
255
00:15:33,787 --> 00:15:34,878
Mom, relax.
256
00:15:34,967 --> 00:15:36,611
We've just been very
busy getting candy.
257
00:15:36,641 --> 00:15:39,571
I'm sorry. I'm just so frazzled.
I almost didn't make it.
258
00:15:39,610 --> 00:15:44,050
I wasted my whole break sitting
with some shoplifter and no one else even considered coming to help.
259
00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:48,449
I mean, can you believe that?! I'm the
one who suffers and they're the ones who were breaking all the rules.
260
00:15:48,479 --> 00:15:51,973
You know, this one time, I accidentally
accepted a Canadian quarter,
261
00:15:52,002 --> 00:15:55,334
and they took it out of my paycheck,
based on that day's exchange rate.
262
00:15:55,364 --> 00:15:55,814
Yeah, so...
263
00:15:55,844 --> 00:15:59,029
And, you know that when
they deposited that quarter, the rate was way, way lower.
264
00:15:59,059 --> 00:16:01,280
Did I complain?
No, because I'm a team player.
265
00:16:01,310 --> 00:16:03,542
Mom! We've saved you the
best stretch of houses.
266
00:16:03,572 --> 00:16:04,583
They're right
around that corner.
267
00:16:04,613 --> 00:16:06,189
Really? Thank you.
268
00:16:06,668 --> 00:16:07,652
Let's go, sweetie.
269
00:16:09,278 --> 00:16:10,378
Who is that guy?
270
00:16:19,658 --> 00:16:20,025
Dad.
271
00:16:20,430 --> 00:16:21,356
I'm awake!
272
00:16:21,742 --> 00:16:23,412
What are you doing?
Get in the car.
273
00:16:23,442 --> 00:16:23,942
It's okay.
274
00:16:24,125 --> 00:16:26,375
I have proof the murders
never happened here.
275
00:16:28,305 --> 00:16:32,046
Some of the police reports
didn't seem right, so I went to the City Planning Office Web site.
276
00:16:32,076 --> 00:16:36,349
Some time after the murders, they
split up a double lot down the street, and that changed all the addresses.
277
00:16:36,379 --> 00:16:36,839
Look.
278
00:16:37,393 --> 00:16:38,493
That's the zoning map.
279
00:16:38,878 --> 00:16:40,128
The murders weren't here.
280
00:16:40,409 --> 00:16:42,859
All these articles are
about the house next door.
281
00:16:42,990 --> 00:16:44,418
Well, look at that.
282
00:16:44,505 --> 00:16:47,410
Ha! That sucker! Do you know
how much he paid for that house?
283
00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:49,832
Have fun in hell, Peterson!
284
00:16:50,328 --> 00:16:52,506
-Let me see what he got himself into.
-Uh, no, no, no.
285
00:16:52,536 --> 00:16:54,415
The pictures are really graphic;
you shouldn't...
286
00:16:54,445 --> 00:16:55,145
Wait a minute.
287
00:16:56,491 --> 00:16:59,925
That's our wallpaper and...
that's the counter.
288
00:17:00,207 --> 00:17:03,357
Malcolm, their house doesn't look
like this. This is our house.
289
00:17:06,096 --> 00:17:07,713
What is going on here?!
290
00:17:07,730 --> 00:17:10,186
Fine! I made it up because
I'm sick of your insanity!
291
00:17:10,216 --> 00:17:12,326
I dummied up a phony Web
page to calm you down.
292
00:17:12,356 --> 00:17:14,233
So you were gonna let me
think that I was safe?
293
00:17:14,263 --> 00:17:16,504
I wasn't going to sit in the car
with you all night! I'm sick!
294
00:17:16,534 --> 00:17:19,026
-I was protecting you!
-From what, Dad?!
295
00:17:20,384 --> 00:17:21,291
From ghosts?!
296
00:17:22,544 --> 00:17:23,844
Well, I say bring them on.
297
00:17:24,186 --> 00:17:27,033
I hereby summon all
ghosts and goblins.
298
00:17:27,045 --> 00:17:27,553
No, no, no, no.
299
00:17:27,583 --> 00:17:32,008
Come phantoms and spectres from the
gates of Hell, thou are hereby invited.
300
00:17:32,063 --> 00:17:33,274
He's kidding!
301
00:17:33,282 --> 00:17:35,009
That's the kind of
language they respond to.
302
00:17:35,039 --> 00:17:36,935
I challenge ye to
prove me wrong.
303
00:17:36,942 --> 00:17:40,756
Go ahead, rip the skin from our
bones and feast on our innards.
304
00:17:41,076 --> 00:17:43,368
We are lambs for
your slaughter.
305
00:17:43,438 --> 00:17:43,944
Malcolm!
306
00:17:44,376 --> 00:17:48,041
Swallow this house into
the bowels of Hell!
307
00:17:49,642 --> 00:17:51,128
Trick or treat!
308
00:17:56,420 --> 00:17:59,449
Run! Run from this
place and never return!
309
00:18:02,903 --> 00:18:04,851
That guy was good.
310
00:18:10,549 --> 00:18:11,745
Hey, you're right.
311
00:18:12,030 --> 00:18:14,420
The candy you steal off other
kids really does taste better.
312
00:18:14,450 --> 00:18:16,110
I'm telling you. It's the fear.
313
00:18:18,068 --> 00:18:18,840
Trick!
314
00:18:20,701 --> 00:18:23,382
Come on, admit it, geezer.
You're not gonna catch us.
315
00:18:23,430 --> 00:18:26,324
You're just too old and
too slow. Let's go, Dewey.
316
00:18:29,834 --> 00:18:31,706
Wow, look at that.
317
00:18:32,051 --> 00:18:33,729
Could it be any more perfect?
318
00:18:40,174 --> 00:18:41,025
I'm stuck.
319
00:18:41,578 --> 00:18:42,311
Me too.
320
00:18:49,066 --> 00:18:54,043
Boy, call me a prude, but these
pictures of Mrs. Keyes giving birth are not as sexy as I thought.
321
00:18:54,804 --> 00:18:56,054
Well, that one's not bad.
322
00:18:56,284 --> 00:18:59,909
Craig, I want to get some pictures
of Jamie in his costume, so why don't you give me a roll...
323
00:18:59,939 --> 00:19:02,423
Hey, Lois!
I didn't expect you back so soon.
324
00:19:02,474 --> 00:19:06,204
Oh, nice! So now we're invading
our customers' privacy.
325
00:19:06,214 --> 00:19:09,233
Why don't you just open up the
pharmacy files and see what's there?
326
00:19:09,263 --> 00:19:10,588
Been there, done that.
327
00:19:10,697 --> 00:19:15,620
FYI, I wouldn't get too chummy with Mr.
or Mrs. Sanders for four to six weeks.
328
00:19:16,262 --> 00:19:17,798
Excuse me, ma'am.
Can I have a word with you?
329
00:19:17,828 --> 00:19:22,453
Well, I'm glad to see you finally
found the time to show up, Officer. But our shoplifter is long gone.
330
00:19:22,483 --> 00:19:24,083
I'm not here about a shoplifter.
331
00:19:24,270 --> 00:19:25,154
That's her!
332
00:19:25,371 --> 00:19:26,444
Mommy!
333
00:19:28,044 --> 00:19:29,857
Oh, Allison, are you okay?
334
00:19:30,069 --> 00:19:30,493
Yes.
335
00:19:31,246 --> 00:19:32,746
Hands behind your back, ma'am.
336
00:19:32,789 --> 00:19:35,701
What? This is wrong.
You're making a mistake.
337
00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:39,998
Don't worry, Lois. If you
need a character witness at your trial, you got me.
338
00:19:40,168 --> 00:19:40,901
Uh-oh.
339
00:19:47,276 --> 00:19:49,206
Have you boys learned
your lesson yet?
340
00:19:49,345 --> 00:19:51,895
Ha! You stupid old man!
I'll never learn my lesson.
341
00:19:58,072 --> 00:19:59,772
I just want you to
know I'm sorry.
342
00:20:00,375 --> 00:20:03,425
A lot of things were said here
and I know it got out of hand.
343
00:20:03,749 --> 00:20:05,799
I don't want you to
take this personally.
344
00:20:06,469 --> 00:20:07,193
It's okay.
345
00:20:07,552 --> 00:20:08,702
I was out of line, too.
346
00:20:09,523 --> 00:20:11,163
I wasn't talking to you.
347
00:20:12,021 --> 00:20:14,938
-Anyway, Gareth, you should know...
-Dad...
348
00:20:14,963 --> 00:20:16,533
Malcolm, let me work with him.
349
00:20:16,553 --> 00:20:21,544
No. Dad, I know you're afraid,
but you've gotta work through your fear.
350
00:20:21,845 --> 00:20:24,025
Because it leads to this,
and this is insanity.
351
00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:30,081
I mean, okay, we live in a universe
that we can't control or understand and that can be frightening, sometimes.
352
00:20:30,111 --> 00:20:34,336
I have fears, too. But the only
way we can get through our lives is by tamping down those fears.
353
00:20:34,366 --> 00:20:38,277
Because if we don't try to explain
things rationally, the world stops making any sense at all.
354
00:20:43,638 --> 00:20:44,660
Like that moan.
355
00:20:44,672 --> 00:20:48,606
We have to believe there's a perfectly
logical explanation for it. We have to.
356
00:20:50,978 --> 00:20:51,855
Or that.
357
00:20:53,378 --> 00:20:56,778
It could mean whatever we want it
to mean. The important thing is...
358
00:21:06,352 --> 00:21:07,779
That was Jamie, wasn't it.
359
00:21:08,512 --> 00:21:09,631
It sure was.
360
00:21:09,805 --> 00:21:10,789
You okay, buddy?
361
00:21:10,839 --> 00:21:15,389
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