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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,947 --> 00:00:03,182 Boys, cookies! 2 00:00:03,480 --> 00:00:04,350 All right! 3 00:00:04,483 --> 00:00:05,556 Nuh-uh, not that one. 4 00:00:05,600 --> 00:00:07,330 I put Dewey's antibiotics in that one. 5 00:00:07,600 --> 00:00:08,953 Take this one. It's biggest. 6 00:00:10,913 --> 00:00:13,513 -Did you put anything in this one? -Of course not. Just take it. 7 00:00:14,700 --> 00:00:16,300 Then take this one 20 minutes later. 8 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:26,020 Malcolm in the Middle 7.01 - "Burning Man" 9 00:00:31,020 --> 00:00:37,020 Synchronisation par Max & Tyno, Script original par Raceman. 10 00:00:42,020 --> 00:00:48,020 Forom.com, Life-is-Unfair.tk & Malcolm-France.com 11 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:54,073 There's no doubt about it, we're totally gonna go this year. 12 00:00:54,250 --> 00:00:55,643 Totally. It's not even a question. 13 00:00:55,800 --> 00:00:56,454 What's there to question? 14 00:00:56,591 --> 00:00:57,759 Nothing. Because we're going. 15 00:00:57,900 --> 00:00:59,049 -We're totally going. -Totally. 16 00:00:59,255 --> 00:01:01,416 Oh, God, Burning Man again? 17 00:01:01,695 --> 00:01:03,554 Every year it's the same thing. 18 00:01:04,157 --> 00:01:05,778 "This time we're totally going!" 19 00:01:05,976 --> 00:01:07,739 "Oh, yeah, totally!" 20 00:01:07,900 --> 00:01:10,300 And every year you chicken out with some pathetic excuse. 21 00:01:10,501 --> 00:01:14,305 My personal favorite was last year's "really bad Slurpee headache." 22 00:01:14,449 --> 00:01:17,700 See? That is exactly the kind of ignorant talk I'd expect from someone 23 00:01:17,701 --> 00:01:20,027 who doesn't have any appreciation for what Burning Man is. 24 00:01:20,864 --> 00:01:24,261 A week of freedom out in the desert, naked women, getting back 25 00:01:24,262 --> 00:01:28,571 to your primal nature, naked women, people doing art, naked women. 26 00:01:28,650 --> 00:01:29,418 Are all the women naked? 27 00:01:30,350 --> 00:01:31,684 That is all you heard, isn't it? 28 00:01:33,300 --> 00:01:33,829 Mom... 29 00:01:35,550 --> 00:01:36,633 Dad breakfast... 30 00:01:37,424 --> 00:01:38,021 Jamie... 31 00:01:38,840 --> 00:01:39,564 Dewey... 32 00:01:43,033 --> 00:01:43,998 Dad dinner. 33 00:01:45,900 --> 00:01:47,324 WENT TO BURNING MAN BACK MONDAY 34 00:01:47,350 --> 00:01:48,792 There. That should get us till tomorrow. 35 00:01:48,793 --> 00:01:50,677 I can't believe it. We're really doing it! 36 00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:52,252 We're actually going to Burning Man! 37 00:01:52,950 --> 00:01:53,996 Hitchhiking?! 38 00:01:54,400 --> 00:01:57,300 Hitchhiking on the highway like hobos?! 39 00:01:57,350 --> 00:02:00,574 Thank God your mother undercooked the chicken last night, or who knows 40 00:02:00,575 --> 00:02:02,200 when we might have found out about this?! 41 00:02:02,201 --> 00:02:04,034 What were you thinking?! 42 00:02:04,050 --> 00:02:05,869 Sneaking off in the middle of the night to go to some 43 00:02:05,870 --> 00:02:07,872 overblown keg party in the desert! 44 00:02:08,001 --> 00:02:10,176 That is not what Burning Man is all about. 45 00:02:10,548 --> 00:02:13,858 Burning Man is an incredible, interactive experiment in human creativity, 46 00:02:13,859 --> 00:02:16,099 where you do art just for art's sake, 47 00:02:16,100 --> 00:02:18,648 and you make music from instruments that came to you in dreams. 48 00:02:18,898 --> 00:02:21,900 It's the one place where you're free to let go and really see 49 00:02:21,901 --> 00:02:24,450 what you're capable of creating without worrying what anyone else thinks! 50 00:02:24,700 --> 00:02:26,360 That's what Burning Man is all about! 51 00:02:30,500 --> 00:02:32,200 I think she actually might've bought that. 52 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:37,337 This Burning Person sounds like it's gonna be a lot of fun. What a great idea, Malcolm. 53 00:02:37,600 --> 00:02:40,175 Yeah. Maybe next year we can take Grandma to Mardi Gras. 54 00:02:40,300 --> 00:02:42,463 You think I enjoy having powers that I can't control? 55 00:02:42,550 --> 00:02:44,596 Believe me, I'd much rather be as stupid as you are. 56 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:46,559 Don't try sucking up to me now. 57 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:50,612 I still can't believe Mr. Barnes let you borrow his fancy RV. 58 00:02:50,613 --> 00:02:54,416 This is so classy. This is like Buckingham Palace on wheels. 59 00:02:54,450 --> 00:02:58,140 He ripped one on the elevator just before the CEO got on, and I took the blame for it. 60 00:02:58,250 --> 00:03:00,190 That's the way things work in the corporate world. 61 00:03:00,200 --> 00:03:02,100 You're unselfish, and it paid off. 62 00:03:02,300 --> 00:03:05,262 Hey, you boys check out the flat screen TV back in the bedroom? 63 00:03:05,350 --> 00:03:08,123 And the two-thirds-scale fold-down pool table? 64 00:03:08,280 --> 00:03:10,151 Boy, we're gonna have so much fun in this baby! 65 00:03:11,300 --> 00:03:12,680 Whoa, whoa. What was that? 66 00:03:13,250 --> 00:03:14,763 I just opened an apple juice for Jamie. 67 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:18,159 And now you can close it back up. I thought I was clear about this. 68 00:03:18,450 --> 00:03:22,219 The camper is going back without a single stain, smudge, smell or dent. 69 00:03:22,650 --> 00:03:25,603 -Yeah, but I really think Jamie... -Dewey, what is the rule? 70 00:03:26,650 --> 00:03:28,891 This one RV is worth three of me. 71 00:03:29,034 --> 00:03:29,711 Okay. 72 00:03:32,968 --> 00:03:33,989 Help me get this grate off. 73 00:03:34,600 --> 00:03:36,281 I'm gonna ditch out when we slow down for a turn. 74 00:03:36,282 --> 00:03:38,296 I am not going to Burning Man with Mom and Dad. 75 00:03:38,300 --> 00:03:40,384 Reese, we're in the middle of the desert. 76 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:43,834 I know what you're thinking. The road runners are too smart to catch and eat. 77 00:03:44,124 --> 00:03:45,955 But the coyotes are idiots. 78 00:03:46,175 --> 00:03:48,430 Look, it might not be as embarrassing as we think. 79 00:03:48,663 --> 00:03:50,461 If we move quick, we might be able to sneak off 80 00:03:50,462 --> 00:03:52,682 without anyone knowing that we came to Burning Man with our parents. 81 00:03:52,700 --> 00:03:53,751 We're here! 82 00:04:16,800 --> 00:04:18,155 Hey, neighbors! 83 00:04:18,645 --> 00:04:20,249 I'm gonna do art, too. 84 00:04:20,300 --> 00:04:21,820 I brought my paintbrushes. 85 00:04:22,230 --> 00:04:24,765 Okay, let's get moving here. 86 00:04:24,766 --> 00:04:26,815 Reese, Malcolm. I want you guys... 87 00:04:28,170 --> 00:04:29,000 They're gone. 88 00:04:29,100 --> 00:04:31,146 They shimmied under the RV and took off running. 89 00:04:31,147 --> 00:04:35,615 Oh. Well, then I guess it's up to you to help me set up a protective perimeter around the camper. 90 00:04:35,620 --> 00:04:38,757 We'll need about 40 rocks, at least the size of bowling balls. 91 00:04:39,783 --> 00:04:41,928 I'm sorry, son. You snooze, you lose. 92 00:04:41,950 --> 00:04:43,828 Now, come on, come on. Don't let the flies get in. 93 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:47,204 Look at this place, it's amazing! 94 00:04:49,446 --> 00:04:51,500 That has to be the coolest guy on Earth! 95 00:04:51,501 --> 00:04:54,608 See? I told you everything was gonna be all right even with Mom and Dad here. 96 00:04:54,999 --> 00:04:56,265 We just need to make sure we look out for each other... 97 00:04:56,266 --> 00:04:59,760 -Excuse-me. -Whoa! Ow! Ow! Damn it! 98 00:04:59,964 --> 00:05:01,707 I stepped on a cactus. Can you give me a hand? 99 00:05:03,780 --> 00:05:04,346 Reese? 100 00:05:11,200 --> 00:05:11,875 Hey, buddy? 101 00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:13,651 You know where the topless chicks are? 102 00:05:14,100 --> 00:05:16,666 And I'm not interested in the uggos or blimps, if you know what I'm saying. 103 00:05:18,300 --> 00:05:20,107 Follow me, I'm going that way. 104 00:05:20,600 --> 00:05:21,874 Hey, man, want some Stanley? 105 00:05:24,550 --> 00:05:25,750 First time at Burning Man? 106 00:05:25,751 --> 00:05:26,399 Yeah. 107 00:05:26,400 --> 00:05:27,687 Yeah, I can always tell the newbies. 108 00:05:27,688 --> 00:05:29,093 Hey, you guys, you want a little Stanley? 109 00:05:31,824 --> 00:05:32,631 What's Stanley? 110 00:05:32,700 --> 00:05:34,789 Oh, Stanley was a buddy of mine. 111 00:05:35,201 --> 00:05:37,749 We've been coming to Burning Man together almost 20 years. 112 00:05:40,769 --> 00:05:44,938 Anyway, he passed on over the winter, and he always said he wanted his ashes 113 00:05:44,939 --> 00:05:50,140 scattered here, kind of as a way of spreading the spirit of Burning Man to the people and the family he loved. 114 00:05:51,800 --> 00:05:53,300 And you're allowed to do that? 115 00:05:53,800 --> 00:05:55,450 Spray a dead guy on people?! 116 00:05:55,900 --> 00:05:59,037 I got suspended for a week for putting a mouse's head on the end of my pencil. 117 00:05:59,723 --> 00:06:02,421 Burning Man's all about freedom, dude. You can do whatever you want here. 118 00:06:04,450 --> 00:06:05,521 Whatever I want? 119 00:06:06,559 --> 00:06:07,828 I could kick this over? 120 00:06:08,685 --> 00:06:09,618 Or break that? 121 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:12,980 Well, I guess if you really felt you had to. 122 00:06:14,650 --> 00:06:16,822 Doesn't that kind of take the fun out of mindless destruction? 123 00:06:16,823 --> 00:06:18,868 That's what the flaming catapult's for. 124 00:06:22,450 --> 00:06:25,150 Yeah, but the real spirit of Burning Man isn't about destruction. 125 00:06:25,701 --> 00:06:28,642 It's about creating, participating, contributing. 126 00:06:28,650 --> 00:06:31,936 Building a community that needs you, relies on you. 127 00:06:32,401 --> 00:06:35,458 It's about allowing yourself to become part of the whole, 128 00:06:35,459 --> 00:06:38,173 and then coming away from it with more than you brought. 129 00:06:38,900 --> 00:06:40,975 No, there's no feeling like it in the world. 130 00:06:41,291 --> 00:06:41,902 Wow. 131 00:06:41,903 --> 00:06:44,194 Yeah, it's a mind-altering journey, son... 132 00:06:45,891 --> 00:06:47,404 if you're willing to take it. 133 00:06:49,850 --> 00:06:50,607 You know what? 134 00:06:51,078 --> 00:06:53,054 I think I want some Stanley. 135 00:06:58,200 --> 00:07:03,885 Wow! This stuff is gorgeous. We really have to get some for the house. 136 00:07:05,250 --> 00:07:06,016 Howdy! 137 00:07:06,900 --> 00:07:08,739 Just getting the old homestead set up. 138 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:13,713 Best hamburgers and dogs you've ever tasted are on me when I get this baby fired up, huh? 139 00:07:15,333 --> 00:07:16,723 What's he doing? 140 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:18,225 It's performance art. 141 00:07:19,550 --> 00:07:22,954 He's skewering the empty banality of the modern suburban dad. 142 00:07:22,955 --> 00:07:25,294 Honey, where'd I put my good basting brush? 143 00:07:27,212 --> 00:07:27,876 Honey? 144 00:07:29,923 --> 00:07:30,661 Honey? 145 00:07:31,190 --> 00:07:32,316 This guy's good. 146 00:07:36,200 --> 00:07:38,797 No one told me there was a looky-loo convention in town. 147 00:07:39,250 --> 00:07:41,250 Dad, do I have to circle the whole thing? 148 00:07:41,251 --> 00:07:42,921 I can't find any more rocks. 149 00:07:42,922 --> 00:07:46,337 Son, look, we might be in the desert, but we are still civilized people, 150 00:07:46,338 --> 00:07:50,727 and civilized people put up arbitrary boundaries that they will fight to the death to protect. 151 00:07:50,800 --> 00:07:54,000 I'm pretty sure we passed some nice-sized rocks when we turned into the camp. 152 00:07:54,323 --> 00:07:55,559 That's half a mile away! 153 00:07:55,560 --> 00:07:56,431 Don't be silly. 154 00:07:56,650 --> 00:07:57,749 Two miles, easy. 155 00:07:58,013 --> 00:07:59,278 Here we go! 156 00:08:01,500 --> 00:08:03,646 Hal, this place is so great! 157 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:06,335 I met the nicest group of gals down by the Porta Potti's. 158 00:08:06,336 --> 00:08:10,393 They call themselves a "tribe," like a group of wild Indians. Isn't that cute? 159 00:08:10,500 --> 00:08:13,095 They invited me to the hemp-braiding tent later. 160 00:08:13,096 --> 00:08:18,441 What are you using the Porta Potti's for when we have the world's greatest toilet ten feet away in the RV? 161 00:08:19,176 --> 00:08:20,855 That thing will suck down a small deer. 162 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:26,812 Mention free food and they start gathering like flies. 163 00:08:27,530 --> 00:08:28,631 FIRST AID 164 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:33,505 This is great. I'm gonna spend my entire two days at Burning Man standing in this line. 165 00:08:34,200 --> 00:08:34,835 Hey, man. 166 00:08:35,930 --> 00:08:38,455 You know, the line's much shorter over in front of the Shaman's tent. 167 00:08:38,694 --> 00:08:39,291 The what? 168 00:08:39,456 --> 00:08:40,438 Oh, you will love her. 169 00:08:40,500 --> 00:08:42,446 She totally cured my plantar's warts. 170 00:08:42,949 --> 00:08:44,140 -Thanks, but... -Come on, man. 171 00:08:44,345 --> 00:08:45,640 You think I'd lead you wrong? 172 00:09:00,500 --> 00:09:04,794 And remember, if you're gonna eat glass, chew at least ten times before you swallow. Okay? 173 00:09:06,975 --> 00:09:08,771 Ooh, what do we have here? 174 00:09:08,801 --> 00:09:09,830 I stepped on a cactus. 175 00:09:09,863 --> 00:09:11,214 The needle went right through my shoe. 176 00:09:11,230 --> 00:09:12,286 Let's take a look. 177 00:09:13,491 --> 00:09:14,578 It's not a big deal. 178 00:09:14,714 --> 00:09:17,004 I think I just need some disinfectant and a band-aid and I'll be... 179 00:09:19,257 --> 00:09:19,897 Ma'am? 180 00:09:19,910 --> 00:09:20,745 Mmm. 181 00:09:21,657 --> 00:09:24,143 You've internalized a lot of criticism, haven't you? 182 00:09:24,889 --> 00:09:26,015 Well, I don't know. 183 00:09:26,132 --> 00:09:26,772 I guess. 184 00:09:26,881 --> 00:09:27,890 But what does... 185 00:09:31,764 --> 00:09:34,347 Okay... here's your problem. 186 00:09:34,544 --> 00:09:37,136 You have an incredible amount of passion in your soul. 187 00:09:37,543 --> 00:09:40,883 But you've got to let down the armor you're using to shield it. 188 00:09:42,683 --> 00:09:44,081 You also need a tetanus shot. 189 00:09:46,703 --> 00:09:49,615 Okay, she's almost as old as my mom, and obviously crazy as a loon. 190 00:09:50,343 --> 00:09:51,664 So why am I so turned on? 191 00:09:53,950 --> 00:09:56,163 Most Western medicines numb the body. 192 00:09:56,218 --> 00:09:57,441 They silence it. 193 00:09:57,572 --> 00:10:01,106 But the body's an amazing thing, Malcolm. It can tell you what's wrong with it. 194 00:10:02,402 --> 00:10:04,557 All real healing is just listening. 195 00:10:04,631 --> 00:10:06,592 I don't see anything alternative about that. 196 00:10:07,743 --> 00:10:09,902 I just don't see colonizing space as the answer. 197 00:10:09,973 --> 00:10:11,864 I mean, if we can't solve our problems here, 198 00:10:11,865 --> 00:10:13,474 what's the point of just exporting them there? 199 00:10:13,720 --> 00:10:16,754 Even Werner Von Braun said that everything science taught him 200 00:10:16,793 --> 00:10:20,482 strengthened his belief in the continuity of spiritual existence after death. 201 00:10:20,762 --> 00:10:24,891 Okay, I buy that Godzilla came out of the collective purging of Japanese guilt 202 00:10:24,892 --> 00:10:28,126 after World War II, but can you explain to me why the costume had to look so fake? 203 00:10:28,328 --> 00:10:29,609 Well, let's see... 204 00:10:30,078 --> 00:10:31,437 First I'd say... 205 00:10:32,426 --> 00:10:33,397 The Go-Go's. 206 00:10:34,156 --> 00:10:35,107 Then The Bangles... 207 00:10:35,736 --> 00:10:37,891 Bananarama and Josie and the Pussycats. 208 00:10:38,113 --> 00:10:40,326 I can't believe it! I hated Charlotte's Web, too! 209 00:10:40,524 --> 00:10:42,505 I just wanted to squash that whiny little spider. 210 00:10:43,140 --> 00:10:44,777 Deep Dish. 211 00:10:45,361 --> 00:10:46,740 Chocolate chip. 212 00:10:47,450 --> 00:10:49,249 Oscar the Grouch. 213 00:10:52,191 --> 00:10:56,016 Wow. And I thought all that crap everyone said about love was just to piss me off. 214 00:11:02,609 --> 00:11:04,437 -So you're going to come? -Oh, absolutely. 215 00:11:04,476 --> 00:11:05,913 That sounds like a hoot and a half. 216 00:11:05,928 --> 00:11:07,797 Great. It's by the giant foam tongue. 217 00:11:07,828 --> 00:11:09,935 Just make a left at the guy in the phone booth full of Jell-O. 218 00:11:09,951 --> 00:11:12,261 If you hit the Men's Diaper Brigade you've gone too far. 219 00:11:12,265 --> 00:11:13,662 -See you there. -Okay. 220 00:11:17,512 --> 00:11:18,444 What's this? 221 00:11:18,832 --> 00:11:19,958 The food's all green. 222 00:11:19,983 --> 00:11:21,264 I added a little food color. 223 00:11:21,453 --> 00:11:22,712 It's artistic. 224 00:11:22,871 --> 00:11:24,094 I'm being artistic. 225 00:11:24,160 --> 00:11:24,937 Mom's right. 226 00:11:24,959 --> 00:11:28,841 I always thought art was just stupid paintings of old dead guys in drag, but I was wrong. 227 00:11:28,996 --> 00:11:32,026 Art can be doing something, or even undoing something. 228 00:11:32,238 --> 00:11:35,541 Like when I blew up the Muller's mailbox, that was art, and I didn't even know it. 229 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:38,396 Green eggs and toast. I do not like green eggs and toast. 230 00:11:38,435 --> 00:11:40,649 Oh, for God's sake, Hal, stretch a little. 231 00:11:40,760 --> 00:11:41,809 We're on vacation. 232 00:11:41,842 --> 00:11:42,934 Vacation?! 233 00:11:43,238 --> 00:11:44,930 Which part of this is vacation? 234 00:11:45,110 --> 00:11:49,818 Armor-Alling the tires for six hours, or scraping the dead bugs out of the grill with a toothbrush? 235 00:11:50,033 --> 00:11:52,421 Why do they have to play Frisbee so close to the RV? 236 00:11:52,438 --> 00:11:55,642 Can't they have fun with that thing without constantly throwing it around? 237 00:11:55,721 --> 00:11:56,595 And where's Malcolm? 238 00:11:56,666 --> 00:11:58,277 Did he even come home last night? 239 00:11:58,572 --> 00:12:01,274 I gotta tell you, Lois, I really don't think I like this place. 240 00:12:01,958 --> 00:12:03,473 I think I love this place. 241 00:12:06,348 --> 00:12:07,610 No, I'm sure I do. 242 00:12:07,771 --> 00:12:08,703 Good morning. 243 00:12:08,839 --> 00:12:12,431 Did you know... you are the most incredible woman who ever lived? 244 00:12:12,827 --> 00:12:17,060 Well, I knew I was in the top three. But I guess your vote clinches it. 245 00:12:18,678 --> 00:12:20,717 So, are we going to spend the day together? 246 00:12:21,419 --> 00:12:23,351 I thought we could go check out the Circle of Infinity... 247 00:12:23,371 --> 00:12:26,019 Oh, I have a ton of re-birthing ceremonies to do today. 248 00:12:26,021 --> 00:12:27,904 But we can get together later. How about that? 249 00:12:28,175 --> 00:12:29,718 Sure, that sounds great. 250 00:12:31,175 --> 00:12:32,059 What's the matter? 251 00:12:32,788 --> 00:12:33,433 Nothing. 252 00:12:33,704 --> 00:12:34,558 I'm happy. 253 00:12:34,828 --> 00:12:35,740 Really, really happy. 254 00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:39,381 No, there's something the matter, but I just can't pin it down. 255 00:12:39,397 --> 00:12:40,386 Nothing's wrong. 256 00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:42,959 You go do your re-birthing whatevers, and we'll get together later. 257 00:12:43,195 --> 00:12:44,717 Contempt. That's it. 258 00:12:44,775 --> 00:12:45,688 What are you talking about? 259 00:12:45,728 --> 00:12:47,554 You have contempt for me, and for what I do. 260 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,250 No, no, not at all. 261 00:12:49,661 --> 00:12:52,069 I should really just keep my mouth shut for the next five seconds. 262 00:12:52,451 --> 00:12:53,813 Four, three... 263 00:12:54,652 --> 00:12:58,361 I mean, it is a pretty silly ritual, but I guess I don't see any real harm in it. 264 00:12:58,793 --> 00:13:01,531 You know, I have a lot to do today and I think you should probably go. 265 00:13:01,627 --> 00:13:02,885 -No... -Good-bye, Malcolm. 266 00:13:13,889 --> 00:13:15,850 This guy's really captured something here. 267 00:13:16,456 --> 00:13:18,806 This piece is as vicious as it is funny. 268 00:13:19,641 --> 00:13:21,797 What are you looking at?! 269 00:13:21,835 --> 00:13:25,806 Haven't you ever seen a man sweep his lawn with a broom before? 270 00:13:28,171 --> 00:13:29,777 Okay, that's enough. I've had it. 271 00:13:29,780 --> 00:13:31,289 Go on, get out of here, you punks. 272 00:13:39,284 --> 00:13:41,750 What the hell is wrong with you people?! 273 00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:45,230 Doesn't anybody have respect for personal property anymore? 274 00:13:46,424 --> 00:13:50,114 You can think about that for a few days until I give this back to you. 275 00:14:02,629 --> 00:14:04,993 I bet orphanages don't take family trips. 276 00:14:05,506 --> 00:14:07,370 Or kids raised by animals. 277 00:14:08,096 --> 00:14:09,708 How come they get all the breaks? 278 00:14:15,213 --> 00:14:17,096 Okay, Lois, you can open your eyes now. 279 00:14:20,852 --> 00:14:21,881 Oh, my gosh. 280 00:14:21,905 --> 00:14:23,519 This is fantastic. 281 00:14:23,790 --> 00:14:27,829 Oh... I wish there was a JC Penney nearby. I'd love to get wallets of this. 282 00:14:29,490 --> 00:14:31,311 Who's stupid idea was it to come here, anyway? 283 00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:32,574 I'm with you, Malcolm. 284 00:14:32,907 --> 00:14:34,033 We don't belong here. 285 00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:37,100 This place is full of freaks and weirdoes. 286 00:14:37,506 --> 00:14:40,923 And now your mother and Jamie are out there with them, doing God knows what. 287 00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:44,733 You're going to be okay, Malcolm, because you are just like me. 288 00:14:45,730 --> 00:14:46,885 -I am? -Well, sure. 289 00:14:46,931 --> 00:14:50,536 They say we're stubborn, they say we're closed-minded, but I say there's 290 00:14:50,537 --> 00:14:54,545 nothing closed-minded about shunning ideas that make you scared and uncomfortable. 291 00:14:55,484 --> 00:14:56,059 Yeah. 292 00:14:56,073 --> 00:14:58,542 And who cares if they say we're afraid of life? 293 00:14:58,567 --> 00:15:00,392 Life is scary. 294 00:15:00,717 --> 00:15:03,047 Life is things eating things. 295 00:15:03,409 --> 00:15:06,574 I say let everyone out there go ahead and eat each other. 296 00:15:07,934 --> 00:15:11,719 You and I we're gonna be in here together, safe and sound. 297 00:15:16,609 --> 00:15:17,901 I've been a total idiot. 298 00:15:18,245 --> 00:15:19,332 I've got to get over myself. 299 00:15:19,402 --> 00:15:20,159 Where are you going? 300 00:15:20,529 --> 00:15:23,306 Don't walk away from me when I'm talking to you, young man! 301 00:15:32,362 --> 00:15:35,954 Get... off... my... property! 302 00:15:50,076 --> 00:15:51,377 What? What did I do? 303 00:15:53,184 --> 00:15:55,452 -Come with us. -Wait. I want my lawyer. 304 00:15:55,487 --> 00:15:57,048 He's the naked guy in the buffalo head. 305 00:15:57,060 --> 00:15:59,058 It's okay, Reese, you're not in any trouble. 306 00:15:59,233 --> 00:16:02,184 We want you to be the torchbearer for the big Burning Man ceremony. 307 00:16:02,565 --> 00:16:04,217 -You do? -Absolutely. 308 00:16:04,293 --> 00:16:08,567 I can't think of anyone who has embraced and embodied the spirit of the festival more than you have. 309 00:16:08,670 --> 00:16:09,483 Really? 310 00:16:10,196 --> 00:16:11,050 Wow. 311 00:16:12,504 --> 00:16:14,839 Hey, don't say anything to my lawyer, okay? 312 00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:16,373 I don't want to have to give him a piece of this. 313 00:16:18,295 --> 00:16:21,692 Open yourselves to the energy of re-birthing. 314 00:16:39,358 --> 00:16:40,232 I can do this. 315 00:16:40,569 --> 00:16:41,831 I can be open-minded. 316 00:16:42,082 --> 00:16:43,216 So it's a little weird. 317 00:16:43,462 --> 00:16:45,132 Most rituals are a little weird, right? 318 00:16:48,253 --> 00:16:50,292 He really needs a fresh start. 319 00:16:50,465 --> 00:16:52,601 We made a lot of mistakes his first two days. 320 00:16:54,550 --> 00:16:56,414 Okay, so it's totally insane. 321 00:16:56,941 --> 00:16:58,688 I don't care, I'm doing it. 322 00:17:11,578 --> 00:17:14,471 I got to tell you, man, you've been fantastic. 323 00:17:14,530 --> 00:17:15,229 Thanks. 324 00:17:16,904 --> 00:17:17,656 What's this for? 325 00:17:17,686 --> 00:17:20,991 What's it for? It's to set him on fire. 326 00:17:22,104 --> 00:17:22,764 What?! 327 00:17:23,226 --> 00:17:26,197 That's how we end Burning Man, man, by burning the man. 328 00:17:26,227 --> 00:17:27,212 But it can't end. 329 00:17:27,343 --> 00:17:28,391 I don't want it to. 330 00:17:28,761 --> 00:17:31,706 For my first time in my life I've been real, like I belong. 331 00:17:31,723 --> 00:17:34,363 We've all been there, man. But it still has to end. 332 00:17:34,530 --> 00:17:35,539 But why? 333 00:17:35,615 --> 00:17:37,130 That's just the way it is. 334 00:17:37,159 --> 00:17:38,923 Look, it's cool if you don't want to... 335 00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:40,182 Get back! 336 00:17:40,225 --> 00:17:43,041 Everyone just stay back! No one's burning Burning Man! 337 00:17:56,693 --> 00:17:57,547 Malcolm? 338 00:17:58,318 --> 00:17:59,211 What are you doing here? 339 00:17:59,265 --> 00:18:01,284 I did it. I actually did it. 340 00:18:01,430 --> 00:18:03,032 You re-birthed yourself... 341 00:18:03,440 --> 00:18:04,572 -For me? -No. 342 00:18:04,928 --> 00:18:07,549 Well, yeah, originally, but something happened in there. 343 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:11,171 I mean, I was able to open my mind and be accepting of something I didn't believe in. 344 00:18:11,545 --> 00:18:13,245 I've never been able to do that before. 345 00:18:13,525 --> 00:18:16,174 It's amazing, I actually feel like I've been reborn. 346 00:18:16,370 --> 00:18:17,497 It feels fantastic. 347 00:18:17,924 --> 00:18:19,109 And it's all thanks to you. 348 00:18:19,183 --> 00:18:20,267 Oh, Malcolm. 349 00:18:21,238 --> 00:18:22,772 We can never see each other again. 350 00:18:23,949 --> 00:18:25,201 -What? -This can never work. 351 00:18:25,205 --> 00:18:26,606 You're just way to manuable. 352 00:18:26,702 --> 00:18:28,690 The condescending cynic, I could deal with, but this... 353 00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:31,643 I don't want you doing things just because I want you to do them. 354 00:18:31,924 --> 00:18:33,623 Then I won't. If that's what you want. 355 00:18:34,653 --> 00:18:35,469 Crap. 356 00:18:35,637 --> 00:18:36,627 I'm sorry, Malcolm. 357 00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:39,302 Life is a journey at you have to take on your own. 358 00:18:39,359 --> 00:18:41,217 I've tried my own journey. It's sucks. 359 00:18:41,412 --> 00:18:43,310 Please, please, please, just take me with you. 360 00:18:43,671 --> 00:18:45,101 I don't take up a lot of space. 361 00:18:45,127 --> 00:18:46,479 -You have to go now. -But... 362 00:18:48,981 --> 00:18:49,933 Great. 363 00:18:50,228 --> 00:18:52,500 Who knew this life could be even crappier than the last one? 364 00:18:55,036 --> 00:18:55,930 Stay back! 365 00:18:56,037 --> 00:18:57,649 Stay back! I mean it! 366 00:19:03,785 --> 00:19:05,513 Get in the van, Reese. We're going home. 367 00:19:05,546 --> 00:19:06,827 Dad, you gotta help me. 368 00:19:06,883 --> 00:19:08,588 They want me to burn Burning Man. 369 00:19:08,598 --> 00:19:11,751 Oh, for crying out loud, just torch the bastard and we're out of here. 370 00:19:11,866 --> 00:19:12,701 I'm ready. 371 00:19:12,779 --> 00:19:15,167 I finally got your precious floor mats clean. 372 00:19:15,225 --> 00:19:17,245 -Let's get the hell out of here. -Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 373 00:19:17,605 --> 00:19:21,352 Are you insane? You're not going into my beautiful van looking like that. 374 00:19:21,506 --> 00:19:22,140 Hey! 375 00:19:22,225 --> 00:19:24,050 Here come the Trumpet Strumpets. 376 00:19:24,265 --> 00:19:26,051 Let's burn the man! 377 00:19:46,862 --> 00:19:47,557 Reese. 378 00:19:48,051 --> 00:19:50,264 You behave yourself, young man. You hear me? 379 00:19:52,469 --> 00:19:53,914 You look incredible, honey. 380 00:19:54,197 --> 00:19:55,265 Now get in the van. 381 00:19:55,741 --> 00:19:57,770 -No! No, please! -Burning Man! Burning Man! 382 00:19:57,864 --> 00:19:59,417 Burning Man! Burning Man! 383 00:19:59,392 --> 00:20:02,765 -No! Please, no! -Burning Man! Burning Man! 384 00:20:03,290 --> 00:20:06,556 -No, no! Burning Man can't end. -Burning Man! Burning Man! 385 00:20:06,983 --> 00:20:08,206 I won't let it! 386 00:20:25,998 --> 00:20:29,915 Burning van! Burning van! 387 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:32,041 Burning van! Burning van! 388 00:20:32,120 --> 00:20:36,831 Burning van! Burning van... 389 00:20:41,819 --> 00:20:44,440 I still can't believe how awesome Burning Man was. 390 00:20:44,828 --> 00:20:46,672 Next year we're totally going back, right? 391 00:20:46,673 --> 00:20:47,799 Totally. 392 00:20:49,427 --> 00:20:52,397 Okay, so Burning Man didn't turn out as great as I thought it would. 393 00:20:52,613 --> 00:20:54,850 But I think I'll get over it a lot faster than Dad will. 394 00:20:55,315 --> 00:20:57,163 His boss really loved that RV. 395 00:20:57,481 --> 00:20:58,685 Don't wait up. 396 00:20:59,146 --> 00:21:01,496 I probably won't be home until dawn again. 397 00:21:01,525 --> 00:21:03,797 Tonight I'm digging him a new septic tank. 398 00:21:04,473 --> 00:21:05,366 Come on, Dewey. 399 00:21:05,521 --> 00:21:07,657 First we gotta relocate the pet cemetery. 400 00:21:07,707 --> 00:21:12,257 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 31729

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