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Monkey!
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Squid!
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Kangaroo!
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I have no idea if a monkey could beat
a squid or a kangaroo in a knife fight,
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but if I admitted that, we'd have
nothing to do for the rest of the day.
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Monkey!
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Malcolm in the Middle
6.19 - Motivational Speaker
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Synchronisation par Dingo & Tyno,
Script original par Raceman.
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Forom.com, Life-is-Unfair.tk
& Malcolm-France.com
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A motivation seminar.
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For the whole weekend!
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Can you believe this?
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Like I need motivation.
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And they just told
you about it today?
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They claim it was in some "memo"
they sent me three months ago.
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So now, suddenly my job includes
weekend seminars and memo-reading.
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Can they really
force you to go?
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Lois, they can make
you do anything.
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Once you sign up for a job
in this country, you give away the whole kit and kaboodle.
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Our weekends, our house, our kids...
we don't own any of it.
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Okay, everybody, dinner.
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This is all just an exercise to
remind the little man who's boss.
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They're just trying to motivate
me to keep me in my place...
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to kill any dreams I might have
of ever digging my way out...
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Oh, my God, it starts at 9:00?
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Sorry. I forgot
how late it was.
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Why are your fingernails clean?
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Did you clean your fingernails?
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I thought I'd try it,
and it turns out I like it.
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It makes me feel
good about myself.
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Well, that's enough of that.
It's time for dinner.
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Damn. Pack of dogs is
in the garbage again.
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Go away. Scat.
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You know why they like our
trash is Jamie's dirty diapers.
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If he digested his food a little
better, there wouldn't be so much for them to eat in there.
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Filthy, disgusting animals.
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You know, Mom, if you
double-bagged the trash, the dogs might not be able to smell it.
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Uh-oh. Reese just made the classic
mistake of expressing an interest in something that Mom said.
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All right, Reese, since you're so full of
good ideas, why don't you be in charge of cleaning up the garbage from now on.
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If he just shuts up now,
it might not get any worse.
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I don't see why it matters if some dogs
dump a little garbage on our lawn.
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The backyard's a mess already.
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Oh, this is hard to watch.
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Hey, get lost. Get out of here.
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You come back to laugh at me?
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You think you're so smart?
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I am a human being.
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I am probably smarter than the
smartest dog that's ever lived.
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Now shoo. Shoo.
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I've got a gun!
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You make one step,
and you're all getting it.
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Go away!
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Hey, that's mine! Give it back!
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Reese, where have
you been all night?
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I started chasing these dogs,
and it turned out they were really cool.
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So we went to the park,
and then we found a tennis ball.
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And I took it from Toffe, and then Toffe
took it from me and gave it to Rusty.
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And then we drank some water.
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And then we turned
over some trash cans.
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Then Lucky did this hilarious thing
where he rubs his butt on the ground.
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I can't do it.
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So then we chased this cat
that was all like, "Aw!"
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Stupid cat.
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Then we stopped at the 7-Eleven, and
I went inside and had a Coke while they had some burritos out of the Dumpster.
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Spike ate his twice.
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Wait a minute. You spent
the night in a dog pack?
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Yeah. So then there were these
squirrels who were like, "We're up in a tree, you'll never get us."
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You're talking about them
like they're friends.
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They're just animals.
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Well, I'm sorry that we're not like
your friends, sitting around all intellectual, discussing multiplication.
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You can't get into bed
like that. You stink.
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Hey, I got checked out pretty
thoroughly in that department, and I didn't hear any complaints.
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Every one of you is here
because you're successful.
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Successful at letting
yourself down.
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Nobody's better at settling,
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making excuses,
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shortchanging yourself and
those who count on you.
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Congratulations.
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You all got here
the exact same way:
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one step at a time.
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Postpone that dream.
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Reduce that goal.
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It's just another year.
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It's just another cookie...
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Now you tell yourself
it's good enough.
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It's not good enough!
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You think you can't
help it, but you can.
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I'm going to tear
away the nonsense,
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the dime store philosophies,
the catchphrases
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and bring out your inner Viking.
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Scott Porter.
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It says here you'd rather not
talk about your recent divorce.
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Sorry I missed lunch.
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I was at the library,
and I forgot to look at the clock...
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Do you think I'm a idiot?
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Huh?
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Do you think I don't
know where you've been?
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What do you mean?
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Did you think I wouldn't
recognize the signs?
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The clean fingernails,
good posture,
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the cookie crumbs
in your pockets.
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You're never hungry
at dinnertime.
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You're seeing another mom.
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I don't know what
you're talking about.
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Don't lie to me!
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It's not what you think.
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Who is she?
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-Why does that matter?
-Who is she?!
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Mrs. Finnegan.
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It doesn't mean anything.
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A couple of weeks ago I stopped by
her house, and she had her iron out.
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She was just so nice,
and there was cake.
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Well, it'll be a long time before
you get any cake around here.
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I wasn't expecting any.
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After everything I've sacrificed
for you, all I've done...
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you come waltzing in here day after day,
reeking of her fabric softener.
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Yes. I like fabric softener.
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Mrs. Finnegan doesn't mind taking a
little time to stop the rinse cycle.
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And maybe it's nice to have someone
who's got more to say to me than just, "Clean your room," "Comb your hair"...
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Do you love her?
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Of course not.
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It's just snacks.
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Oh, you like her snacks?
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You like filling
up on her cookies?
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You know they're store-bought.
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That's beneath you, Mom.
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Doesn't feel good, does it?
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Well, you're not
here to feel good.
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You're here to face the
lies you tell yourself.
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You can stop.
I think I'm at bottom now.
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You're not at bottom.
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I'll tell you when
you're at bottom.
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You think you're fooling anybody
with those vertical stripes?
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What are you,
30 pounds overweight?
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You might as well be a
thousand pounds overweight.
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Is anyone in this room
attracted to her?
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Do you want to know what
you have to do, Angela?
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Hello.
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Aw, geez, really?
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I got to go.
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Hey, shouldn't somebody...?
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Angela?
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What do I do?!
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Hey... come on...
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you know...
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Yes.
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You're right.
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I do know.
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Of course I know.
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Thank you!
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Can you do me?
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Oh, who am I kidding?
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Guys, I need a night off. I've been
out with you I very night this week.
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They really want me to come.
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Reese, this is crazy.
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What could you possibly
be getting out of this?
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You don't know
how good it feels.
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You know where you
stand with these guys.
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I've got Toffe and
Jonesy under me,
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but I'm under Duke,
Chewy and Spike.
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Scout tried to cross the highway
yesterday, so I moved up.
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And Lucky's totally the boss.
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There's no phonies. You know what a
growl means, you know what a lick means.
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You're kidding yourself.
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You're not one of them.
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You're just jealous
'cause I'm popular.
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Morning.
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Hi, honey. How was the seminar?
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Unbe-freaking-lievable.
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I haven't slept in 48 hours.
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The Viking guy had to leave
suddenly, so I stepped in, and I started talking to people about their lives.
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And honey, I got to tell
you, I have wisdom.
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Nobody was more
surprised than me,
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but I did so well they have me
leading motivational seminars for the next eight weekends.
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Wow.
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This is the beginning
of something, Lois.
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The bosses are seeing me
in a whole new light.
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Did they cross you off
the probation list?
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In ink.
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Morning, son.
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Hi, Dad.
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Thanks, Mom.
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I called Mrs. Finnegan.
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You what?
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She knows I know.
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You're never seeing her again.
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I can't believe you told
her we had an understanding.
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Morning.
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Reese, I need you to put your
dirty clothes in the hamper before you leave this morning.
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I already did it, Mom.
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You did? Why?
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I feel bad I haven't always
pulled my weight around here.
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I mean, you're the leader.
It's my place to respect you.
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Well... thank you, Reese.
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Hey.
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Good morning, Malcolm.
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There's money on the
counter for your yearbook.
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I don't want to buy a yearbook.
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I don't want anything that will remind
me I ever went to that stupid school.
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how can you say that?
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Being part of a
group is important.
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Don't you care about loyalty?
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I think loyalty is the most
important thing there is.
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Well, I'm glad at least one of my
sons knows something about that.
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Hey! What are you doing here?!
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This isn't your house!
You don't live here!
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We live here!
This is our house!
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What do you want?! Huh?!
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What?! What?! What?!
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What?! What?!
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What?!
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What?! What?!
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You'll have to climb the ladder of
achievement one rung at a time.
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You'll never reach the top
if you don't start climbing.
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And when you reach the top,
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you realize that the
journey never ends.
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Excuse me.
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If you're at the top,
how come the journey doesn't end?
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Because at the
top of the ladder,
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there's a car.
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The question is,
will you be driving?
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Or just a passenger?
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Whenever you let somebody else
drive, he might have errands to do.
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Where do you think
he might stop?
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The dry cleaners?
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Very good.
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Where else?
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Drugstore?
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Yes!
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Where else? Tim?
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There's a place you can go to
have your shoes treated so they won't develop a smell over time.
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Excellent!
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Okay, now... what
does all this... mean?
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It means nothing.
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It means nothing!
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This is what happens when you
let somebody else drive the car.
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You've all got to be the
drivers of your own car.
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And what do you do if the gas
gauge says your tank is empty?
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Stop at a gas station?
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No! You keep driving!
You don't let anything stop you.
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Let me hear some "Vroom."
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You know!
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Excuse me, Hal.
I need to have bathroom break.
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Need... or want?
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I'd say need, Hal.
I really have to go to the bathroom.
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-I need to go.
-Me, too.
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So this is something none
of us feel we can overcome?
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This has us beat.
249
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Well, then, we can put our work here
aside and all go to the bathroom.
250
00:13:13,325 --> 00:13:17,267
Only there's no
bathroom in the car!
251
00:13:20,794 --> 00:13:21,244
Hey, Mom.
252
00:13:21,599 --> 00:13:22,499
Here's your lunch.
253
00:13:23,146 --> 00:13:25,090
Mm. Meatloaf Sandwich.
254
00:13:31,710 --> 00:13:33,064
Oh, morning, dear.
255
00:13:34,837 --> 00:13:38,587
Oh, honey, it feels so good
to be helping people take control of their lives.
256
00:13:38,719 --> 00:13:41,735
Milton in Accounting called me
from the Motel 6 this morning.
257
00:13:41,832 --> 00:13:47,341
He had to leave his wife and kids, but as
soon as the Ice Capades reads his script, he's moving the whole family to New York.
258
00:13:47,371 --> 00:13:48,006
What are you doing?
259
00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:51,927
Oh, I keep trying and trying
to get Jamie to use the potty, but he keeps refusing.
260
00:13:51,957 --> 00:13:56,971
Those stupid parenting books say
to put stickers all over it, make it a happy place, so I figured why not?
261
00:13:57,001 --> 00:14:00,247
I obviously don't know
anything about raising children.
262
00:14:01,167 --> 00:14:01,812
Damn it!
263
00:14:02,317 --> 00:14:03,767
What's wrong with these boys?
264
00:14:04,004 --> 00:14:05,906
Honey, let me handle this.
265
00:14:08,354 --> 00:14:11,766
You are a superstar!
You're not afraid of this potty!
266
00:14:11,830 --> 00:14:14,067
This potty is afraid of you!
267
00:14:14,233 --> 00:14:17,006
You have to visualize
your success!
268
00:14:17,593 --> 00:14:23,223
Now, let's look at the five lies
you tell yourself that prevent you from being all that you can be!
269
00:14:28,271 --> 00:14:29,490
Oh, Hal!
270
00:14:35,037 --> 00:14:37,435
Reese, where have you been?
Why weren't you in school today?
271
00:14:37,465 --> 00:14:40,556
A pack from another neighborhood
was sniffing around, trying to move into our territory.
272
00:14:40,586 --> 00:14:42,436
Me and the boys had
a score to settle.
273
00:14:42,697 --> 00:14:44,343
You were out
fighting with dogs?
274
00:14:44,676 --> 00:14:47,743
What is wrong with you?
Is that a bite mark on your leg?
275
00:14:47,745 --> 00:14:49,695
This little crazy guy
went after Toffee,
276
00:14:49,762 --> 00:14:51,912
Oh, man! And then Chewy
and Angel went down!
277
00:14:51,954 --> 00:14:55,033
So we brought down a couple
of theirs! Tit for tat, baby!
278
00:14:57,565 --> 00:14:59,605
Oh, we're gonna settle this
thing no matter what it costs!
279
00:14:59,635 --> 00:15:01,835
It's gonna go on and on
until the bitter end!
280
00:15:13,630 --> 00:15:14,410
They need me.
281
00:15:18,639 --> 00:15:22,511
$120, $140, $160, $180.
282
00:15:23,393 --> 00:15:24,485
That'll have to do.
283
00:15:24,543 --> 00:15:26,093
I'm giving you a
good deal, kid.
284
00:15:26,607 --> 00:15:29,807
I didn't get in this business so
I could rip off little children.
285
00:15:30,799 --> 00:15:31,931
Hey, you need a gun?
286
00:15:35,291 --> 00:15:37,823
Let's hear from some
more who aren't afraid!
287
00:15:38,263 --> 00:15:40,568
I'm gonna be a vice
president in two years!
288
00:15:41,587 --> 00:15:44,377
Hey, come on, he knows!
289
00:15:44,827 --> 00:15:46,762
I'm gonna get out of debt!
290
00:15:47,603 --> 00:15:49,485
Hey, she knows!
291
00:15:49,897 --> 00:15:52,910
I'm gonna have sex with
a member of every race!
292
00:15:54,448 --> 00:15:56,864
All right! All right!
293
00:15:56,991 --> 00:15:58,391
Now let's see who's next up.
294
00:15:58,632 --> 00:16:01,541
Gerry? Is there a Gerry
Morrison in the house?
295
00:16:02,653 --> 00:16:08,179
Oh, Gerry, it says here that you
turned down a promotion four times.
296
00:16:08,870 --> 00:16:12,780
Lady Luck smiles, but you give her the
old stink eye. Gerry, what's going on?
297
00:16:12,966 --> 00:16:18,499
I guess I'm just frightened.
I mean, I'm good at what I do now, and if I start trying
298
00:16:18,501 --> 00:16:22,218
to move up the ladder,
I'll probably let everyone else down.
299
00:16:22,423 --> 00:16:29,371
Gerry, did you know that Michael
Jordan didn't even see a basketball until he was 30 years old?
300
00:16:29,612 --> 00:16:31,043
No, no. I didn't know that.
301
00:16:32,014 --> 00:16:33,995
Who tied your tie
this morning, Gerry?
302
00:16:34,455 --> 00:16:34,915
I did.
303
00:16:35,030 --> 00:16:37,808
Somebody just came in, pulled
up your pants, shaved your face,
304
00:16:37,838 --> 00:16:39,488
combed back that
lovely head of hair?
305
00:16:39,518 --> 00:16:41,225
No. I did it all myself.
306
00:16:41,234 --> 00:16:44,654
You did it all by yourself.
307
00:16:45,199 --> 00:16:47,410
You were in charge
this morning, Gerry.
308
00:16:47,412 --> 00:16:51,180
But somehow when you walked out
that door, you let the world take over.
309
00:16:52,008 --> 00:16:53,008
Why did you do that?
310
00:16:54,066 --> 00:16:54,833
I don't know.
311
00:16:56,277 --> 00:16:57,937
Well, I do know, Gerry.
312
00:16:58,526 --> 00:17:03,055
It's because you denied the
giant that's inside you.
313
00:17:03,495 --> 00:17:05,495
You two. Get down on
your hands and knees.
314
00:17:05,815 --> 00:17:07,387
I actually have a bad back.
315
00:17:07,489 --> 00:17:10,930
Is that your back talking,
or your mind?
316
00:17:11,032 --> 00:17:14,154
-Actually, it's my doctor.
-Or your doctor's mind?
317
00:17:14,597 --> 00:17:17,917
You tell your back it
takes orders from you now.
318
00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:24,489
Climb on top, Gerry.
319
00:17:24,575 --> 00:17:25,035
What?
320
00:17:25,125 --> 00:17:27,921
Climb on top like
the giant you are.
321
00:17:29,497 --> 00:17:30,357
Okay.
322
00:17:32,607 --> 00:17:33,624
I think my back is...
323
00:17:33,654 --> 00:17:34,834
A bridge of steel!
324
00:17:34,871 --> 00:17:36,321
How does it feel, Giant Gerry?
325
00:17:37,101 --> 00:17:38,022
Tall.
326
00:17:39,488 --> 00:17:40,813
Damn tall!
327
00:17:41,312 --> 00:17:44,131
All your life you've been letting
people call the shots for you.
328
00:17:44,161 --> 00:17:46,474
Well, no more!
Today is the day.
329
00:17:46,615 --> 00:17:48,928
You're a giant, Giant Gerry!
330
00:17:50,577 --> 00:17:52,762
The world looks
better from up here.
331
00:17:52,813 --> 00:17:53,810
You bet it does!
332
00:17:53,951 --> 00:17:55,765
And that's where you live now.
333
00:17:56,143 --> 00:17:58,763
So what are you going
to do, Giant Gerry?
334
00:17:58,840 --> 00:18:00,463
I'm gonna take that promotion!
335
00:18:00,527 --> 00:18:02,984
And I'm gonna become head
of Systems Management!
336
00:18:07,904 --> 00:18:09,214
I-I'm in Systems Management.
337
00:18:09,244 --> 00:18:10,562
Damn right you are!
338
00:18:10,626 --> 00:18:15,250
And I'm gonna take you off
these seminars and I'm gonna put you on my team full time.
339
00:18:16,796 --> 00:18:18,108
I'm gonna work that department,
340
00:18:18,138 --> 00:18:22,092
and I'm gonna work it until it's the
strongest one in the whole company!
341
00:18:23,262 --> 00:18:26,776
And I'm gonna push my
workers until they've given me everything that they've got.
342
00:18:26,806 --> 00:18:29,579
And then they can all say
good-bye to their families
343
00:18:29,681 --> 00:18:31,688
'cause I'm driving
straight to the top!
344
00:18:39,595 --> 00:18:41,346
Man, that was amazing!
345
00:18:41,523 --> 00:18:44,623
They won't be leaving any more
messages on our side of the park!
346
00:18:44,666 --> 00:18:46,216
Where we going now, Lucky, huh?
347
00:18:50,020 --> 00:18:51,420
Lucky, where you leading us?
348
00:18:56,063 --> 00:18:56,574
Really?
349
00:19:03,154 --> 00:19:04,186
You guys mean it?
350
00:19:05,606 --> 00:19:07,406
All right,
I won't let you guys down.
351
00:19:07,676 --> 00:19:08,507
Let's roll!
352
00:19:15,394 --> 00:19:16,994
You found him in
a chicken coop?!
353
00:19:17,183 --> 00:19:19,483
It's hard to know exactly
what happened, ma'am.
354
00:19:19,518 --> 00:19:23,018
He and his friends appeared to have
had themselves quite a little party.
355
00:19:23,033 --> 00:19:25,633
They just don't train ya to
handle a scene like that.
356
00:19:26,151 --> 00:19:30,151
The law's a little murky in
this area, but when we figure out how to charge him...
357
00:19:30,661 --> 00:19:31,734
I'll be back.
358
00:19:40,051 --> 00:19:41,951
I never thought about
how it would end.
359
00:19:42,399 --> 00:19:43,949
It just felt so cool to belong.
360
00:19:44,189 --> 00:19:45,839
The important thing
is you're out.
361
00:19:46,004 --> 00:19:47,000
But my boys...
362
00:19:48,777 --> 00:19:50,011
They rounded us all up
363
00:19:51,494 --> 00:19:52,894
and then these vets came in,
364
00:19:53,602 --> 00:19:54,580
and one by one...
365
00:19:55,340 --> 00:19:56,190
They killed them?
366
00:19:56,260 --> 00:19:56,720
No.
367
00:19:58,241 --> 00:19:59,791
But they're not
my boys anymore.
368
00:20:03,022 --> 00:20:03,507
Mom...
369
00:20:04,070 --> 00:20:04,537
Dewey.
370
00:20:05,425 --> 00:20:06,217
I want to talk.
371
00:20:07,811 --> 00:20:09,607
I really don't feel
up to that right now.
372
00:20:09,637 --> 00:20:11,799
I know I hurt you
and I'm very sorry.
373
00:20:12,693 --> 00:20:13,543
Thank you, Dewey.
374
00:20:14,610 --> 00:20:15,610
But words are cheap.
375
00:20:16,307 --> 00:20:20,008
I wanted to do something that would show
you I'm committed to this relationship.
376
00:20:20,038 --> 00:20:22,138
I want you to know how
much you mean to me.
377
00:20:22,339 --> 00:20:24,837
I want you to know that no
one can take your place.
378
00:20:29,409 --> 00:20:30,894
LOIS IS MY MOTHER
I'm going back Tuesday.
379
00:20:30,924 --> 00:20:33,474
I passed out before they
colored in the drop-shadow.
380
00:20:34,706 --> 00:20:36,406
It's not that I
don't appreciate...
381
00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:41,850
We are going down to the
hospital and you're gonna have that lasered off right this...
382
00:20:42,538 --> 00:20:45,233
Okay, I know you're trying to...
383
00:20:46,447 --> 00:20:48,306
But what is wrong with...?
384
00:20:50,868 --> 00:20:53,499
I never imagined
you'd be willing to...
385
00:20:54,074 --> 00:20:55,543
But that is so stupid!
386
00:20:56,131 --> 00:20:59,428
Oh, look, they made a heart!
387
00:20:59,478 --> 00:21:04,028
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