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NOTICE OF SUSPENSION
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Here you go, Jamie.
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What are you doing?
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Mom's been going
through the trash.
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Malcolm in the Middle - 6.18 - Ida's Dance
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Synchronisation par Tyno,
Script original par Raceman.
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Forom.com, Life-is-Unfair.tk
& Malcolm-France.com
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Check it out.
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This is my homework.
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I've spent every night this year
cramming my skull full of integral calculus and conversational Latin.
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I just needed one class that
wasn't going to kill me.
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And then I saw it...
Music Appreciation.
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It's an actual class.
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All I have to do is listen to a CD
and write down how it makes me feel.
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It's such an easy "A."
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No matter how easy an "A" is,
a "D" is always easier, Malcolm.
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Not in this class. I better get
started on my homework.
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"F"!
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I can't believe that goateed
moron gave me an "F."
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"You obviously didn't
even listen to the piece."
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I listened to it. You saw me.
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You know, with the right kind of pen,
you can turn that "F" into a "P."
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Mom? Finally!
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Where have you been?
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I've been calling for weeks.
I must have left ten messages.
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What on Earth is
going on up there?
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I'm busy.
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Gorga, Ludwina and Marica need me
to help make pickles for the festival.
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Mom, what are you talking
about? Gorga? Marica?
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Marica's Ludwina's cousin.
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She married the sailor
with the milky eye.
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And she knows the curse
to give you warts.
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-You're not making any sense.
-I have to go. They're calling me.
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Oh, my God, Hal. She's lost
her mind. She thinks she's back in her old village.
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I have to go up there.
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Why?
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Hal, she has one leg, she's demented.
She could wander out onto a freeway.
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I thought we agreed we'd
take no extraordinary measures to prolong her life.
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Fine.
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There we go.
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If Mommy asks, you got a bath.
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-Did you get it?
-Oh, yeah.
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Exhumed Maniac.
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The guy at the video store said it even
creeped him out, and he's an albino.
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Oh, I love scary movies.
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There's nothing so primal as
a man coming face-to-face with what really terrifies him.
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We'll keep this a secret
from your mother.
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Got it.
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There's commercials
she won't let me watch.
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Well, she's gone for five days,
we can have a film festival.
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Now, the thing about horror
films is that it's always what they don't show that's scary,
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because nothing on the screen
can ever be as truly frightening as what we imagin...
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I'm glad they shoved that
guy's skin down his throat.
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I didn't think he'd
ever stop screaming.
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I have a favor to ask.
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I'm taking Music Appreciation,
but I'm not doing so well.
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I have to get an
"A" in this class.
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I know you know about this stuff, so
I'm willing to pay you ten bucks an hour to teach me until I get it right, okay?
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"The Adagio for Organ and
Strings" makes you happy?
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Are you going to
help me or not?
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So let me get this straight.
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You, the brilliant genius Malcolm,
are coming to me, your little brother, for help on your homework?
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Yes, Dewey, that's right.
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So you're a total
idiot at music?
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Yes, Dewey, it seems that way.
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That's probably why you're
such a drag to be around.
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Yes, Dewey, that's probably why
I'm such a drag to be around.
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Interesting.
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And that must be why
you're hitting yourself.
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Is this gonna take long?
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Depends how fast you obey.
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And that must be why
you're hitting yourself.
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Mom.
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Oh, thank God you're all right.
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What are you doing here?
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Mrs. Kucheck next door told
me you were down here.
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She also said to stop
stealing her newspaper.
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I told her she's free
to fight me for it.
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You didn't return my
calls for two weeks.
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-I was worried.
-Oh, yes, so worried.
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You get the earrings, Susan gets
the bracelet. Now go home.
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Mother...
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-What is this place?
-It's wonderful.
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It's like being back in the village.
Everyone here is from the old country.
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They got the right
kind of pickles.
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They know the old songs. After
50 years in this stink-hole of a country, I finally feel like I fit in.
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Wow, I felt surrounded when
there was just one of you.
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You going to introduce her to us or
make us wait around like a pack of pigs?
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Pack of pigs wouldn't leave
their nail clippings on the floor for other people to step on.
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This is my daughter, Lois.
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Gorga.
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Ludwina.
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Big Kathy. Little Kathy.
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Marica. Floransa.
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Anca. And Mushka.
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Is this the fat daughter
or the one who drinks?
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This is the one with the half-wit
factory between her legs.
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Well, I don't know what to say.
I planned on two days to get you into an old folks home,
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two days to fight the court challenge,
then I'd fly back on Sunday.
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Now I'm stuck here...
it's $300 just to change my ticket.
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Good. You'll be here for
the festival Saturday.
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What festival?
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You stop it.
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You know it's
Saint Grotus's Day.
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Oh, my God. Saint Grotus's Day?
That's still around?
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It is. And we haven't turned our
church into a Burger King either.
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She's being modest.
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She was a terrific Grotus Day
dancer. Made your children look like poisoned sheep.
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Best girl between the
vlatnis in 15 counties!
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Not the vlatnis.
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God, I hated that
awful vlatny dance.
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You loved it. She begged to go.
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She dragged me seven blocks
by my pigtails to some stinking butcher shop full of drunk uncles.
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I couldn't even see my feet through
the flies and the cigarette smoke.
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When I was 16, I worked up the
nerve to tell her I wanted to quit. She fed me nothing but bark for a week.
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It's her stupid idea of a joke.
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You're not around fancy big-shots
with all their teeth, sipping wine.
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These are real people. You will not
embarrass me in front of my friends by spitting on who you are and where you come from.
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Fine.
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Oh. Boshnik bread.
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I haven't had this in years.
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Does it work or just cram
its face with bread?
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She works.
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And not on her back like
your slut daughter.
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Can she make a Saint
Grotus's Day tart?
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I'd have left her in the forest with her
hand nailed to a stump if she didn't.
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You will make the
tart this year.
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The tart? By myself?
That thing is gigantic.
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Yes, let Ida's daughter rest.
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The old ladies with arthritis
can make the Saint his tart.
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Ida's daughter can sit on her
gigantic ass all day and eat bread.
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Jelly, dear?
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Fine.
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I'm here for five days. I was
expecting to be miserable anyway.
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I'll make the tart.
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We got it started for you.
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No! Not my eyes!
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Not my baby's eyes, too!
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Hey, Dad.
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What do you want?!
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I wanted to trade my Fruit
Roll-Up for a strawberry one?
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Sorry, son. Of course you can.
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But ask for it like a man.
Don't go creeping around the kitchen.
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I'll just come back later.
You seem busy.
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Hey, Dad.
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Check out tonight's movie.
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They Peeled My Face.
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The director went to jail
for using real corpses.
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Listen, Reese, I wanted to
talk about movie night.
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Really?
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I wasn't going to say anything 'cause
it's so gay to talk about feelings,
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but I used to feel bad that we
don't spend any time together.
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And now I find out that the one thing
I like the most, that everyone else thinks is creepy, my dad likes it, too.
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-How great is that?
-Really great.
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Does it have to be so hot?
It's, like, 95 degrees in here.
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Yes, we'll turn on the air-conditioning
and let the tart collapse so you can live like a movie star.
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-Let's see how you did.
-No, it's not done yet.
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I was nine hours into it when you
made me start over because the almonds weren't facing Vadutz.
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You made vomit.
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The Saint killed our enemies, then went to hell
to ask Jesus to increase the severity of their punishment, and you reward him with vomit?
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You might as well wipe yourself with
the beard of the Most Holy Patriarch.
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Why is my tart vomit?
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Stop your temper tantrum!
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Look here. The 15th
layer... you put apricots.
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Is that correct?
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The Saint didn't slaughter the
peacemakers on the 15th. He waited till the 16th when they trusted him.
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This thing has, like, 35 layers.
Who's gonna know where the apricots are?
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So if you steal and no one
knows, that makes it okay?
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I taught her better than that,
till my arm was going to fall off.
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She has to start over.
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What?
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This is ridiculous.
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Don't blame yourself, Ida.
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She was born rotten.
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That's why the goat
refused to breast-feed her.
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Can I at least have a rag to
tie around my head to keep the sweat out of my eyes?
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Yes, Your Majesty.
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We have to start from
the very begining.
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What do you feel ?
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I don't feel anything.
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It's just dinging,
and it's annoying.
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What the hell is
wrong with you?
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Babies understand this music.
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I'll tell you what's wrong with me.
You're teaching me bad on purpose.
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Great. Now you're
stupid and crazy.
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Am I?
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I asked to learn the one thing that
makes you special, your stupid music,
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but you can't stand that, can you?
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You've been sabotaging
me from day one.
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That's it. I quit.
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You can't.
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-You made a promise.
-I did not.
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We tried everything
and you're an idiot.
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You are not walking
away from this, Dewey.
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You're going to
help me beat this.
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I don't care.
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Fail your course.
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I dropped that class last week.
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Then why are you bothering me?
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Because you know music and
I don't and that's not fair.
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It's totally fair.
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You just hate that you don't
get to be better than everybody at everything all the time.
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Music's my only thing.
And you know what?
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It's greater than everything you
have put together, because it's about beauty and love and feeling,
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and not about proving what
a creepy little genius you are to everybody, so excuse me.
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I'm going to appreciate music.
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It's all the sweeter
because I know you can't.
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Oh, my God. Dewey.
Are you okay?
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I'm sorry.
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I'm deaf. I'm deaf.
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Oh, my God.
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-Mom's gonna kill us!
-Shut up. Calm down.
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I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
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Your hearing will probably
come back in a while.
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Please, just don't
say anything, okay?
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Let's just keep this
quiet for a while.
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Do you understand?
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Does a punch mean yes?
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Good.
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Well, I finished.
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I almost gave up when I
thought I burned the prunes.
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But then I fell into this rhythm,
and I just lost track of time.
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The next thing you know, it's done.
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And it came out perfect.
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It was a lot of work,
but you know something?
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It feels good.
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What's that?
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That's the real tart.
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You kept screwing up.
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We just knew it would be easier for
everyone if we just made it ourselves.
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But I worked for days!
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I'm sorry.
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I know you'd rather be at the
disco shaking your backside at a bunch of drug addicts.
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You like St. Grotus's Day?!
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Huh?!
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You like tarts?!
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Well, what are we waiting for?
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Let's celebrate!
239
00:13:34,932 --> 00:13:43,435
Well, maybe next time you'll
think better before criticizing other people's desserts.
240
00:13:45,891 --> 00:13:46,841
What are you doing?
241
00:13:56,123 --> 00:13:56,723
Oh, Malcolm.
242
00:13:57,367 --> 00:13:58,308
I didn't hear you.
243
00:13:59,052 --> 00:13:59,978
I wonder why.
244
00:14:00,953 --> 00:14:02,253
Why don't you have a seat?
245
00:14:05,614 --> 00:14:09,264
Now I know some people say an eye for
an eye makes the whole world blind.
246
00:14:10,876 --> 00:14:12,526
But I think it's simple fairness.
247
00:14:12,721 --> 00:14:14,473
I don't know what you're talking
about. Just say what you mean.
248
00:14:14,503 --> 00:14:17,594
You seem confused.
249
00:14:17,704 --> 00:14:17,836
You want me to help you?
250
00:14:17,866 --> 00:14:19,774
Well, let's see if I can
make it loud and clear.
251
00:14:19,804 --> 00:14:20,870
I can't do it.
252
00:14:30,442 --> 00:14:33,237
I guess I'm just a better
person than you are.
253
00:14:42,959 --> 00:14:46,693
You know, there's some diabetes medicine
in the fridge you may want to destroy.
254
00:14:46,723 --> 00:14:49,173
I am not going to be the
bad guy in this, Mother.
255
00:14:49,453 --> 00:14:51,506
I just want to understand
my daughter's behavior.
256
00:14:51,536 --> 00:14:53,381
Why are you so frustrated?
257
00:14:53,523 --> 00:14:57,102
Is your husband failing to
perform his shameful duty?
258
00:14:57,207 --> 00:14:58,888
Mother, just shut up,
and leave me alone.
259
00:14:58,918 --> 00:15:06,671
After all the Saint did for us, all the
enemy churches he burned, why would you destroy his holy cookie?
260
00:15:06,783 --> 00:15:08,133
It doesn't even taste good.
261
00:15:08,338 --> 00:15:11,538
It's not supposed to taste good.
It's supposed to be hard to make.
262
00:15:11,568 --> 00:15:11,637
I can't believe you would humiliate
me in front of my friends!
263
00:15:11,667 --> 00:15:14,947
Friends?
264
00:15:15,654 --> 00:15:18,304
Those women are monsters.
They treat me like garbage.
265
00:15:18,362 --> 00:15:19,812
How can they be your friends?
266
00:15:20,044 --> 00:15:21,916
I need some people
I can talk to, Lois!
267
00:15:21,946 --> 00:15:23,246
Well, you used to need me!
268
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:27,127
I'm going.
269
00:15:30,281 --> 00:15:34,980
All right. So now we're both deaf,
270
00:15:35,436 --> 00:15:36,236
but that's okay.
271
00:15:36,678 --> 00:15:40,928
We've had a while to practice
now and we're pretty confident we can hide it from Dad!
272
00:15:41,549 --> 00:15:44,832
Boys, listen, I'm going to grab the TV
and hide it till your mother gets back.
273
00:15:44,862 --> 00:15:48,923
I'm going to tell Reese that
it was stolen by junkies, desperate for a quick fix.
274
00:15:49,265 --> 00:15:51,931
If he ever suspects, you
didn't hear it from me. Oh!
275
00:15:52,986 --> 00:15:56,295
Hey, Dad.
276
00:15:56,942 --> 00:16:00,629
The guy at the video store finally
admitted they have a secret room behind the snuff films.
277
00:16:00,659 --> 00:16:02,109
I'm going to go check it out.
278
00:16:02,326 --> 00:16:03,823
Sounds like a plan.
279
00:16:06,712 --> 00:16:08,112
Boys... give me a hand here.
280
00:16:09,391 --> 00:16:11,623
Boys, help!
281
00:16:15,664 --> 00:16:16,057
Boys!
282
00:16:17,286 --> 00:16:18,956
Help... me!
283
00:16:24,801 --> 00:16:26,701
For God sakes,
what's wrong with you?!
284
00:16:27,970 --> 00:16:29,757
Save your father's eyes!
285
00:16:39,767 --> 00:16:41,217
This makes up for everything.
286
00:16:44,423 --> 00:16:47,250
Is that supposed to impress me?
287
00:16:47,457 --> 00:16:51,342
Mother, I swear to God
I almost quit twice between the first and the second corset.
288
00:16:51,372 --> 00:16:53,215
-I'm this close to...
-All right.
289
00:16:53,936 --> 00:16:57,467
You want to dance... we dance.
290
00:17:00,207 --> 00:17:01,012
What are you doing?
291
00:17:01,042 --> 00:17:02,542
I'm not dancing in this thing.
292
00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:05,105
It just gets in the way.
293
00:17:09,596 --> 00:17:11,850
Begin we now the wushny sabor!
294
00:17:12,333 --> 00:17:15,642
The dance where mistakes
are long remembered.
295
00:18:27,453 --> 00:18:29,091
More drinking!
296
00:18:29,685 --> 00:18:30,270
Noroc!
297
00:18:32,921 --> 00:18:33,621
Noroc, Mother.
298
00:18:33,634 --> 00:18:34,152
Noroc.
299
00:18:38,611 --> 00:18:39,605
The lato vlatnis.
300
00:18:40,978 --> 00:18:42,444
Hard as a Cossack's heart.
301
00:18:43,207 --> 00:18:45,208
Sharp as a raven's beak.
302
00:18:49,175 --> 00:18:51,011
Oh, crap. I hate the knives.
303
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:58,278
You think your dad getting
killed by a TV set is funny?!
304
00:18:58,724 --> 00:18:59,933
I'll tell you what's funny!
305
00:18:59,963 --> 00:19:02,124
Being grounded for the
rest of your lives!
306
00:19:02,385 --> 00:19:05,840
After about an hour, he managed to
spit a piece of glass into my lap.
307
00:19:06,239 --> 00:19:07,919
You got to admire that
kind of perseverance.
308
00:19:07,949 --> 00:19:12,498
Your children and your
children's children will grow up grounded in this house!
309
00:19:13,061 --> 00:19:14,346
I can't hear what he's saying.
310
00:19:14,376 --> 00:19:17,873
But judging by the color of
his face, I probably shouldn't ask for the car this weekend.
311
00:19:17,903 --> 00:19:20,153
Dad, come on.
I've got something to show you.
312
00:19:21,758 --> 00:19:26,314
We'll use this system until Mom
comes home, then say it was defective, and get a refund.
313
00:19:26,653 --> 00:19:29,197
Tonight's going to feel like we're
actually inside the guy's torso.
314
00:19:29,227 --> 00:19:31,312
Son, sit down.
315
00:19:33,932 --> 00:19:34,769
Listen...
316
00:19:36,535 --> 00:19:38,533
These movies are torture for me.
317
00:19:39,924 --> 00:19:44,761
I chewed blisters into my
fingers, I can't sleep, I'm afraid of everything. But...
318
00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:48,185
I love you, and I love
spending time with you.
319
00:19:48,945 --> 00:19:49,299
Oh.
320
00:19:50,692 --> 00:19:52,146
Like me and baseball.
321
00:19:52,843 --> 00:19:53,359
What?
322
00:19:53,873 --> 00:19:59,673
Like when you were so excited to
teach me baseball when I was six, and I couldn't tell you how totally boring it is.
323
00:20:00,257 --> 00:20:03,163
But... that look on your face
when I got you your first mitt?
324
00:20:03,193 --> 00:20:06,193
It's the same face I use when
I get underwear for Christmas.
325
00:20:06,279 --> 00:20:08,411
"Wow, it's like
you read my mind!"
326
00:20:11,615 --> 00:20:12,415
It's not so bad.
327
00:20:13,323 --> 00:20:15,273
We're both just liars
for a good cause.
328
00:20:15,286 --> 00:20:15,804
Yeah.
329
00:20:16,695 --> 00:20:18,249
Like that stupid camping trip.
330
00:20:18,895 --> 00:20:20,195
I loved that camping trip.
331
00:20:20,911 --> 00:20:21,911
That's what I meant.
332
00:20:22,442 --> 00:20:24,546
Hi, Dewey.
333
00:20:25,108 --> 00:20:25,995
Mom.
334
00:20:26,523 --> 00:20:27,211
Your voice.
335
00:20:27,740 --> 00:20:29,144
Your beautiful voice.
336
00:20:29,805 --> 00:20:31,117
I can hear you.
337
00:20:31,980 --> 00:20:34,383
Well, it's nice to
see you too, honey.
338
00:20:38,792 --> 00:20:42,001
Every morning those damn
birds. They can't keep...
339
00:20:43,828 --> 00:20:45,011
Wait. I can hear.
340
00:20:53,029 --> 00:20:55,554
I can hear. Oh, my
God, I'm so happy.
341
00:20:55,604 --> 00:21:00,154
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