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Hal, did you baby-proof the kitchen like I asked you to?
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I'm doing it right now.
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Malcolm in the Middle - 6.11 - Dewey's Opera
Synchronisation par Tyno, Script original par Raceman.
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This is so boring.
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It's your fault for inviting Stevie over.
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He can't do anything, so we can't do anything,
and it's always boring and lame.
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Reese, he's not deaf.
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I have...
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my fun.
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This is exactly what I'm talking about.
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This would be fun if I were looking at it.
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When you read it, it's not fun; it's sad.
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Now I'm bored and sad.
Thanks a lot, Stevie!
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Reese!
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No, it's horrible.
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I think it sucks that he always gets his face rubbed
in the fact that he will never get to enjoy anything.
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Maybe he'd be happier if they stuck
you in some kind of special tank.
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Whoa, check this out!
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What?
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Street-luging!
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Look at those pictures!
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"Police call it the most reckless,
dangerous teen craze in years."
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It says they look back with
fondness on the crack epidemic.
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We could totally build a board like that!
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Except we wouldn't.
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Because our parents wouldn't allow it.
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So, since we're not doing it,
no one has to say anything.
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Yes, this sport seems immature,
and frankly, I just think it's uncool.
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Hey, Stevie, look, Pentominos.
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Why were we bored?
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So, you just bought a new bed, just like that.
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Hal, we had that smelly, saggy old one
for 20 years. It's time for a new one.
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This one is certainly bigger.
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Yeah. It's king-sized. They're a little bigger.
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So you'll be further away.
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I guess. Maybe a couple inches.
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So, is that the reason?
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You want there to be more distance between us?
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Hal, I didn't really think about the size.
It was on sale at Mattress King.
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I guess you couldn't pass up a deal like that, huh?
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It's just interesting to learn how it starts.
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How what starts?
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Well, first you buy the king-size
bed, the largest bed made.
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But then of course, at some point, even the giant bed doesn't
put enough distance between you and the hideous monster.
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So you start sleeping in another room. Then soon, we're
barely exchanging pleasantries, and then one day you say,
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"Hal, let's just say what we're both thinking."
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And then, I end up eating alone on a Formica
table under a swinging lightbulb while you,
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are on a beach in Ibiza being rubbed with cocoa butter
by your new lover who you can never get too close to!
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Hal, it's a bed!
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The old one was horrible. This one is nice.
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Look, I know this is a big change for you.
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So I'm just going to have to think of some way
to make you very, very happy in this bed.
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Good luck!
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I'm here to snitch.
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Reese and Malcolm are in the garage.
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They won't let me in, but they're building something.
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If you want help in the penalty phase, let me know.
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Dewey, I am not going to go in there and have a big
fight with the boys because you've got nothing to do.
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We have a rule in this family about
what we do when we're bored.
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I don't care if they are your skateboard wheels.
We're not putting a "No Fat Chicks" sticker on it.
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All right, but it's still our policy.
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What're you crying about?
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I was just sitting there and this, this opera came on.
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People screaming and hating.
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It was our family, but with music!
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And they all mixed together in a counterpoint
that underscored the futility of their lives!
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And the stretto showed the minor key had been
hiding in the subdominant from the very first bar.
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All I understood was,
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"Hit me, Reese. Hit me and never stop hitting me."
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Yeah, well, that was the gist of it.
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The animals in the farm include, but are not limited to,
the cow, the horse, the pig, the chicken, the sheep.
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Dewey, the algebra homework you gave us,
did you want us to show our work?
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Huh? I dunno.
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Just a sec.
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... the alpaca,
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You okay?
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You want to wrap your hands in tinfoil?
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I have nothing!
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I want to write an opera.
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I know I can do it.
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I have all the music.
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I can hear it in my head.
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I just don't have a story to hang it on.
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It has to be something so dramatic
it's like a knife in the heart.
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... the peccary, the hog bear,
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That's the trouble with being a kid.
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I want a dog.
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I don't have a dog.
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But ultimately, so what?
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The sounds produced by said animals are, respectively:
moo, neigh, oink, cluck, gobble, silent.
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I don't see anyone.
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Are you sure this is the right place?
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I don't know.
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It was a pretty reputable extreme sport chat room.
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Hey!
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Is it cool if we ride with you?
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All right! This is gonna be fun!
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Nope.
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That's not gonna happen.
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Too steep, too dangerous. I might die.
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Call me a girl. I don't care.
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You know what? I'm gonna try it.
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Are you serious, dude?
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It's too steep.
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Your face will be like an inch from the asphalt.
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No, I'm pretty sure I can do this.
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Malcolm, seriously. Think about this.
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I don't want you killed or brain-damaged.
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You're my brother and...
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Hey, this isn't bad.
I'm actually having fun.
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Wow.
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I think I'm gonna turn out to be a really good luger.
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The whole unpopular thing will be just
a funny story about my days pre-luge.
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I bet I'll get my own line of clothing.
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Maybe a girlfriend. Maybe two.
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They'd fight over me, but I'd make them work it out.
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Someone owes me an extreme apology!
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Hey!
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Hey, you! Jerk!
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You totally made me crash!
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Just because you can blow a lot of money on some
high-end luge doesn't mean you're not a jerk!
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You're just a rich jerk.
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Jerk!
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Aha!
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Hal!
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Oh, what a blind fool I've been!
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To think, when you said you didn't buy this
bed to get away from me, I believed you!
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Oh, Hal, calm down!
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It's just that when you sleep you're so hot,
you radiate heat. You're like a giant radiator!
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And when I sleep, I need to flop my arms around
and I can't do that if you're on top of me!
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How long have you found me hideous?
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For God's sakes, this is why
I have to lie to you all the time!
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Did you ever love me?
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Who are you?
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Fair warning, Hal.
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If you wake that baby up, he is yours for the night!
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A sale at Mattress King?! Oh...
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You must have laughed at me for swallowing that one!
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They don't know the meaning of the word "sale" over there.
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Their everyday prices are guaranteed rock-bottom!
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You're just working yourself up to get
your own way. You always do that, Hal.
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What should I do when I know
that you looked me in the face...
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And....
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You lied?
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Don't be hysterical. You always get hysterical.
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It's called having feelings. You should know.
You're an expert at faking them!
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At least mine are real!
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Hal, don't make a thing out of this!
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What should a man do, when he knows
that he'll never be happy again?
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Sing a song?
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Just get a grip, Hal, don't overreact.
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Overreact? I feel horrible, I feel lousy!
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I'm having a stroke, seriously, Lois.
It feels just like one.
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We think it's one, too!
We're sure it's one, too!
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It's a panic attack,
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Like that time in the laundromat,
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Breathe into a pillow!
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Good idea.
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A pillow?!
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How cruel! How callous!
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Poor Hal!
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This stroke is the worst case of
emotional blackmail, she's ever seen!
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And...
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I've seen plenty!
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Call 911!
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Tell them a blood vessel just burst in my brain,
Just halfway between my neck and my nose.
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That's only if you care! If not, feel free
To sit by while I die, and watch Leno !
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Blackmail!
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Stroke!
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Blackmail!
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Stroke!
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What a big baby!
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What a giant stroke!
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I'm not stopping till I take that guy down.
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How much skin is left on your chest?
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Enough.
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You wanted...
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to see me.
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Stevie, brace yourself.
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I'm going to tell you a really big secret about something so huge that every
bone in your body is going to want to tell, but you have to promise not to.
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This is an actual street luge.
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Like from your magazine.
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Heaven... forfend.
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I need you to help me with some calculations of wheel
friction and frame stiffness to get this thing perfect.
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I have to beat this rich jerk who
keeps making me wipe out.
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I'm going to make a bet with him, and race him.
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You think...
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you can beat...
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this glorious...
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alpha male?
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It's going to happen.
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'Cause I'm going to hide in the bushes
and jump out at him and force him to crash.
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It may not be the most honest thing in the world,
but you know what, who cares?
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This guys totally deserves it.
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I'd hate... to be him.
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Hal, get in this bed and go to sleep!
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Oh, I'll sleep, Lois. I'll sleep where I'm wanted!
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Are you coming back to bed, or
should I just order a crib for you?
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I'm not coming back. I don't like
to be where I'm not wanted.
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Especially if it's on a big giant bed!
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You've been on the couch for four days.
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I can hold on as long as you can.
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I have nothing to apologize for!
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Why would you? I bet they were
the best four days of your life...
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No! No! No!
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You're both holding back too much.
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Glacienda, you sacrificed your future
for a family that's not even grateful.
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You've got all this anger bubbling
up that's ready to explode!
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And Don Argento, you have nothing
in the world but that woman.
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You hate your job, you don't have
friends and now you're losing her!
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Dewey.
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When it says "Jamie wets his diaper,"
should I really wet myself?
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No.
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But on show night?
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If the second act drags.
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Dewey, the problem is that these
characters are just treading water.
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I mean, it's been four days and we've
done four scenes with him on the couch.
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You're right. They're just stuck.
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What if Don Argento solves his romantic problems with
a machete in a tragic, yet comedic, big bloody mess?
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Yes, I want to return a mattress I bought last
week in accord with your 30-day return policy.
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Okay, I'll speak with the king.
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You're returning the bed?
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That's it?
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In what world is that an ending?
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Your father and I were arguing. It's just not worth it.
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That doesn't seem like a very satisfying resolution.
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Well, sometimes marriage is about getting by.
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You're not always satisfied with everything.
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Wow.
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I can't believe Dad was so right.
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He said if he made a big enough stink, he'd get his way.
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Well, it's a good lesson for me, though. Thanks, Mom.
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Okay. 80 bucks.
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Street rules. Which means no rules.
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And don't let yourself think about what might happen,
because you don't want to get psyched out.
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And don't think about getting psyched out
because you might get psyched out.
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People who get psyched out make mistakes.
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Good... advice.
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What?
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Go!
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Oh, my God, Stevie, no!
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All right, Hal, I didn't want to have to
say this, but you've pushed me to it.
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What?
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There's a reason I bought a bed that was bigger.
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I did want some distance from you, but it's not because
I don't love you and I don't want to be close to you.
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I don't understand.
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There are certain things that have to
happen with my body at the end of the day.
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Certain events that have to... transpire.
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And if they don't transpire, I end up with stomach cramps,
and I don't want it to happen two inches away from your nose.
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That's your secret?
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I know it's stupid and embarrassing and I want to be sexy
for you, but after 20 years, I just have to have a break from clamping down and gritting my teeth all night.
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Oh, honey, I don't care about that.
253
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And it's not a secret. The second you
fall asleep you let loose like a sailor.
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What?
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Oh, yeah, it's like when they put the balloons
away after the Thanksgiving parade.
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Oh, my God. I can't hear anything.
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You're tunneling out.
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Honey, honey, relax.
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Honey, we're married.
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It doesn't matter how embarrassing something is.
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Because no one knows it... but me.
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Lois...
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Don't be embarrassed.
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I know...
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Everything about you.
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I know when you,
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think you're alone.
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You have to check, if your ears have grown.
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Every day, before you go to work.
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You know how I panic,
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When I see a monkey.
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I've seen you take pizza,
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From the garbage and eat it!
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I know all of you,
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You know all of me.
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But it's only us, my love !
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No one else knows.
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No one else.
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No one else.
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No one...
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Else.
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I'll return the bed.
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Honey, you've fallen asleep for a week in that bed.
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They're not gonna take it back.
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There you are. I was looking all over for you.
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Boy, I wish I was you. The worst
thing in your life is taking a nap.
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You still... owe me... 80 bucks.
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Take it out of my pocket.
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Ladies and gentlemen.
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We now present a story of shame, humiliation
and the deep personal secrets, that lurk within...
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"The Marriage Bed."
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Wow, everyone we know is here.
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I hope Dewey doesn't embarrass himself.
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