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Higgins, did you wanna
hire me personally?
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Yes, but...
I'm gonna need
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a little assistance,
that's all. Sort of a legman.
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You are simply to be his
"legman", as he describes it.
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The day I'm
Tom Magnum's legman
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is the day I sit on a street
corner selling pencils
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and drinking cheap pink
out of a paper bag.
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I am going inside with you.
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You don't know anything
about cowboy joints.
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You could get intoserious trouble.
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Every time I do
a favor for the big guy, I end up in this dump.
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Payday.
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I'm well aware of that.
Why in blazes do you think I...
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Here.
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Thank you.
I'll see you next time.
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Same place. No cops.
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Please...
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What?
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How much longer?
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I asked you
how much longer.
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Happinessis a relative state,
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especially as it appliesto the delicate subjects ofwork and obligations.
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It's a constant turmoil,and that's where the big"O" comes in. Obligations.
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Like in whether you takea case because of the money,
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because of friendshipand loyalty, or simplybecause you have to.
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Well, after three weekson a tough case
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on the North Shore,all that was irrelevant.
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I was happy.
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That's becauseall my obligations werepart of the past.
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Or the distant future.
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At any rate,I wasn't going toworry about them.
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I finally was goingto just rest and kick back.
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Hey, Thomas,where have you been?I really need your help.
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I got a problemyou just wouldn't believe.Thomas, you got to help me!
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What, Rick?
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I got a chance to go outtonight with Belinda Kowalski,
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but the catch isshe won't go unless I findsomebody to double
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with her roommate, Geraldine.
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Please, pal, you got to come.
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You got to help me.I'm in love.
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Please.What do you say?
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No.
Thank you.
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Hello, Magnum.I trust you're well.
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Good. I need a favor doneof an investigative nature.I assume you are free?
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Good.
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A very close friend of mine
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owns a majority interestin Kaimuki Savings and Loan.
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Apparently, someonein the real estateloan department
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has been doing somelong-term embezzlingof the firm's funds.
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Consequently, it's beenarranged for you to beginwork there tomorrow,
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under the guiseof a loan officer,
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to attempt toferret out the culprit.
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No one in the office will beaware of your true identity,
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since all employeesare suspect.
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Please reportto Ms. Cathcart,
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the officer manager,at 8:00 sharp.
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She's expecting you.Further instructions from mewill be on your computer.
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Your personal accesscode is "Rosebud".
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Thank you, Magnum,and good luck.
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Yuck.
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Hello, Magnum.Robin again
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with a further reminder.
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Please wear a suit and tie.
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Polyester, if possible.
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Bye now.
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Come in.
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Higgins.
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Yes, you are quite
correct, Magnum.
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You knocked?
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Of course I knocked.
What civilized gentleman wouldn't?
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You never knock.
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You always just
barge right in.
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You sick or something?
Feeling okay?
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I'm feeling quite fine,
Magnum.
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And I'm not here
to discuss my health.
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I am here to approach you
about a case.
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Oh! I know.
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You know?
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Of course, I know.
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My God.
How could you...
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It's all here
on the answering machine. Robin told me.
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And yes, I will clean up
and wear a tie, I promise.
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But I draw the line at
wearing a polyester suit.
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Mr. Masters hired you
on a case?
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Yeah. That's right.
Kaimuki Savings and Loan.
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Oh, I think Robin didn't want
to wait for you to tell me.
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I know I've been gone
a lot... Higgins?
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Higgins, did you wanna
hire me personally?
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Yes, but...
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It's relatively unimportant,
and in as much as you are already disposed,
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I'm sure I can make
other arrangements.
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After all, I'm sure
it's something that
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any semi-competent
detective could do.
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Forget I brought
it up, Magnum.
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Wait, wait, wait, Higgins.
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You've never wanted
to hire me, I mean...
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I guess you've come to
appreciate me for the professional that I am.
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I'm gonna help you, pal.
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Well...
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All right then. Thank you.
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However, even though,
as I've said,
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the case itself is
relatively unimportant...
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Wait. Wait.
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This isn't something
stupid, is it?
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Like the trisected
Paulo worm or the kudu buck?
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Nevertheless,
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you should be cautioned
that the matter requires
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the greatest
discretion and tact,
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qualities which in the past
you have been sorely lacking.
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However, at the moment I have
no other recourse, so...
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My situation began
some 30 years ago...
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Higgins, before you go on,
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I think there is something
that I should tell you.
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What?
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Well, because of
my other commitment to Robin,
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I can only handle
this case in a sort of supervisorial fashion.
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What is it you are
attempting to say, Magnum? If you're not going to...
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No, I am, I am.
I'll be right on top of it.
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It's just that
because of this other Savings and Loan thing,
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I'm gonna need
a little assistance, that's all.
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Sort of a legman.
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If you're contemplating
using Rick or T. C...
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No, no, no, not Rick or T.C.
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Then who?
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Well, it's someone
with a real private investigator's license.
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Who?
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Someone with a great deal
of discretion and tact.
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Who?
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Someone who'll be just right.
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Who?
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Does the phrase,
"Stuff it, Scrungo" ring a bell?
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Oh, my God.
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Hiya, kiddos.Name's Gillis, Luther.You remember me.
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I'm the big-time,big-city gumshoefrom Saint Louis.
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The one that keepshaving to come outto the Big Pineapple
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to save the neckof my brother P.I.,Tom Magnum.
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Anyway, I was gettingso good at it,
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I guess he kind offelt obligated,
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especially when I told himthat my secretary, Blanche,
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quit waiting for meto tie the knot
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and ran off with thisencyclopedia salesman guy.
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I had to close the officeand everything.
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But who cares?Her loss.
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I could tell that the big guyfelt awful about it, too,
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'cause even thoughhe wouldn't let mestay with him,
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'cause they're remodelingthe mansion or something,
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he did promise me and crosshis heart that he'd swingthe next extra case my way.
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Even gave me a lineon this neat office.What a prince.
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And he even camethrough with the case.
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Holy cow, I expectedsome action.But this fast?
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Hey, my palTom Magnum delivers,
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even if it wasjust the butler cat.
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But a case is a case.
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I think I'll callthis one File 001.
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My maiden voyage herein Banana Land.
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Hey, you're right on time.
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Which is more than
can be said for you.
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Additionally, how dare
you leave the phone number of the estate
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on your office door
where anyone off the street can copy it?
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How dare you?
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Gee, I'm sorry.
I didn't think you'd mind.
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Mind? Mind?
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Mr. Masters' private line.
The red phone. Why would I mind?
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How in bloody hell
did you get it?
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I probably jotted it down
the last time I was by.
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I only did it
because I didn't have time to go to the phone company
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and have one put in yet.
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Hey, big deal.
It'll only be for a few days.
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Hardly. I'll have it
changed immediately.
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Now, may we proceed?
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Certainly.
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You were doing
a pretty good job
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of explaining it on the phone
till I ran out of dimes.
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Now, there's only one thing
I don't understand.
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Just one?
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Hey, do you want me
to handle this or not?
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You're not handling it.
Magnum is.
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You are simply to be his
"legman", as he describes it.
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Yeah, yeah. The day
I'm Tom Magnum's legman
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is the day I sit on a street
corner selling pencils
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and drinking cheap pink
out of a paper bag. Now, let's get on with it.
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Gladly. Now, what is it
that you do not understand?
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Now, why didn't you tell
the lady in England she was being blackmailed?
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Perhaps the concept of honor
is an alien one to you,
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as is the one, "gentleman".
Hey...
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Nevertheless,
under no circumstances
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should Elizabeth Andrews be
made aware of the situation.
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She is a member of
the House of Commons,
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and her career would be
in ruins if there were the slightest inkling
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that she had had
an illegitimate son.
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As a matter of fact,
Elizabeth...
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Mrs. Andrews
is frequently mentioned as a potential candidate
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for prime minister
from her party.
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Oh, yeah?
I'm real impressed.
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Except how could she be
the mother of a country
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when she can't be
the mother of her kid?
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Unless it ain't her kid.
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I beg your pardon?
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What I'm saying is,
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what if this Eric
fellow ain't hers?
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If only that were so.
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But the blackmailers
have presented me with empirical evidence.
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Birth certificates,
medical and school records, adoption papers.
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The child is undoubtedly hers.
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How come they came
to you in Hawaii instead of her in England?
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Well, obviously...
Obviously, it's somebody who you bought.
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Someone out of your past.
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The only person I've had
any contact with is the...
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Go on, say it.
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Bagman. Let me tell you
something, Hig.
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Blackmail's an ugly business.
You got to get used to it.
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I did.
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Now let me get
some more facts.
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How old is the little nipper?
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Thirty.
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Months?
Years.
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The assignation
in question took place in Mrs. Andrews' youth,
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when she was a young woman
growing up in Kenya.
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It must have been
awfully Ionely out there on the veldt.
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Hey,
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you mess around,
you got to pay the piper.
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I know, believe me.
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I'm sure you do.
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Damn right.
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Look, your lady friend's
in trouble, we're gonna help her.
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But don't try to convince me
she's some kind of saint.
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She's a broad.
All the same.
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So are kidnappers
and extortionists.
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None of them like
to be kept waiting.
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So let's go.
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They're all the same.
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So are private investigators.
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Pull over.I think I'm gonnatoss my cookies.
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T. C: Pull over where?
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Anywhere,but do it fast.
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T. C: Oh, no.
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I'm sorry.
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T. C: Sorry?
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It's bad enough that I letMagnum con me into flying youall over the place,
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but now I got to...
- Please, shut up.
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Here comesthe Mongolian beef.
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T. C: Okay, okay, okay, okay.
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At least there areno bullet holes.
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All right, we're here.
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Hey, you know,this is kind of neatonce you get used to it.
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I never pulled a tailin an aeroplane before.
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Chopper.
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You know, it's kind of nicewhen get used to it.
249
00:14:54,660 --> 00:14:55,820
It kind of reminds me of...
250
00:14:59,431 --> 00:15:02,298
Don't look at me.
I'm just Tom Magnum's legman.
251
00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:12,737
Okay, I knowwhat you're thinking.
252
00:15:12,811 --> 00:15:14,972
Maybe I shouldn't havegiven the case to Luther.
253
00:15:15,047 --> 00:15:17,481
Maybe this was somethingreally serious.
254
00:15:17,549 --> 00:15:20,211
But on the other hand,I kind of doubted it.
255
00:15:20,286 --> 00:15:22,186
Because on closer examination,
256
00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:25,485
even T.C. Had to admitthat the bullet did not comefrom the car
257
00:15:25,557 --> 00:15:28,526
he and Luther were tailing.It came from behind them.
258
00:15:28,694 --> 00:15:30,594
Probably pakalolo growers.
259
00:15:31,230 --> 00:15:33,926
Therefore, I didn'thave any qualms aboutLuther continuing
260
00:15:33,999 --> 00:15:36,092
with whatever Higgins'little problem was.
261
00:15:36,168 --> 00:15:38,329
Especially since I wasgoing to be really tied up
262
00:15:38,404 --> 00:15:40,964
with this importantembezzlement case for Robin.
263
00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:44,840
I figured as long as I wastelling Luther what to do,he'd be okay.
264
00:15:45,177 --> 00:15:47,737
Kind of like followingin my footsteps.
265
00:15:47,846 --> 00:15:48,835
Put it on my tab.
266
00:15:48,914 --> 00:15:50,211
You don't have a tab.
267
00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:51,772
Who cares?
The big guy does.
268
00:15:51,850 --> 00:15:53,477
Find anything out
yet from Ice Man?
269
00:15:53,552 --> 00:15:54,746
It's Ice Pick.
270
00:15:54,820 --> 00:15:56,879
What's the difference?
The guy's a bum.
271
00:15:56,956 --> 00:16:00,551
I'm kind of inclined to
sneak into his steam bath and snap his towel.
272
00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:01,615
You know what I mean?
273
00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:02,786
I wouldn't do that
if I were you.
274
00:16:02,861 --> 00:16:03,919
Oh, yeah?
275
00:16:05,064 --> 00:16:06,190
Hi, Hig, what's shaking?
276
00:16:06,265 --> 00:16:08,825
Absolutely nothing,
except for the fact that you're off the case.
277
00:16:08,901 --> 00:16:10,596
Hello?
You and Magnum.
278
00:16:10,669 --> 00:16:12,762
I should have known
the situation was too delicate
279
00:16:12,838 --> 00:16:15,363
to entrust to a detective
who sublets.
280
00:16:15,441 --> 00:16:16,806
I will endeavor now...
281
00:16:16,875 --> 00:16:18,342
Hey, hey, what are you
talking about?
282
00:16:18,410 --> 00:16:19,741
We're just getting
started here.
283
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,803
Fortunately, you won't
be around to finish.
284
00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:24,849
I'll send Magnum a check.
He can divide it with you anyway he likes.
285
00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:27,044
No. They can
divide it with me.
286
00:16:27,419 --> 00:16:29,751
$833.97.
287
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,881
That's how much
a new plate is gonna cost you.
288
00:16:31,957 --> 00:16:33,584
Put it on
the big guy's tab.
289
00:16:35,194 --> 00:16:36,923
His tab is history.
Quite.
290
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,896
Let me tell
you guys something.
291
00:16:38,964 --> 00:16:42,195
Nobody takes a shot at
Luther Gillis or his pals
292
00:16:42,267 --> 00:16:44,235
and gets away with it.
Nobody.
293
00:16:44,303 --> 00:16:45,793
That ain't a part of life.
294
00:16:46,972 --> 00:16:49,805
That's why I'm gonna
find the crud who shot your aeroplane
295
00:16:49,875 --> 00:16:51,900
and the crud who's
blackmailing your lady friend
296
00:16:51,977 --> 00:16:54,411
if I have to go
to the end of the earth or I can't crawl anymore.
297
00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:57,244
Luther H. Gillis
finishes what he starts.
298
00:17:00,652 --> 00:17:02,347
All I need is a clue.
299
00:17:03,122 --> 00:17:07,024
Cal's Country Bar
and Billiard Den. West Kilauea Street.
300
00:17:07,292 --> 00:17:09,226
That's where the guy
hangs out.
301
00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:14,597
There's an old saying.I think it was by me,
302
00:17:14,666 --> 00:17:17,635
that a private eye is onlyas good as the kind of clues
303
00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:20,001
and the kind of clientshe's got to work with.
304
00:17:20,072 --> 00:17:23,269
On this case, I figuredit was about 50-50.
305
00:17:23,575 --> 00:17:26,339
Pretty good clue,so-so client.
306
00:17:33,519 --> 00:17:35,714
Now, you wait here.
I'll be right back.
307
00:17:35,788 --> 00:17:37,881
I'm not waiting anywhere.
I am going inside with you.
308
00:17:37,956 --> 00:17:39,287
You can't go inside.
309
00:17:39,358 --> 00:17:42,486
I should've never let you
talk me into coming along in the first place, but I...
310
00:17:42,561 --> 00:17:45,758
But you are indeed
lucky to still be employed, Mr. Gillis. Furthermore...
311
00:17:45,831 --> 00:17:48,800
Furthermore, you don't know
anything about cowboy joints.
312
00:17:48,867 --> 00:17:50,630
You could get into
serious trouble.
313
00:17:50,702 --> 00:17:53,967
Nonsense.
I'm quite conversant with the ways of the West.
314
00:17:54,039 --> 00:17:55,529
How? How?
315
00:17:55,607 --> 00:17:58,872
Did you grow up on
Tom Mix and Hopalong Cassidy at the Bijou?
316
00:17:58,944 --> 00:18:00,605
Did you? Did you?
317
00:18:00,779 --> 00:18:02,872
I know just how to
talk to these guys.
318
00:18:02,948 --> 00:18:04,575
They'll tell me
where Warren is.
319
00:18:04,650 --> 00:18:07,050
They certainly ain't
gonna tell any old limey.
320
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:11,147
Who you calling a limey, boy?
321
00:18:11,990 --> 00:18:13,787
Where'd you learn
to talk like that?
322
00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:16,727
Let's just say
it's a family trait.
323
00:18:32,678 --> 00:18:33,872
Brew.
324
00:18:35,714 --> 00:18:36,976
Two.
325
00:19:04,510 --> 00:19:05,841
Howdy, partners.
326
00:19:13,218 --> 00:19:17,416
Name's Elmo Ziller.
I poke from Hondo, Texas.
327
00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:20,014
This here's
my partner, Hubert.
328
00:19:23,095 --> 00:19:25,757
How about a friendly game
to pass the time?
329
00:19:27,766 --> 00:19:29,324
I ain't got no quarter.
330
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:31,765
You got any quarters, Artie?
331
00:19:32,104 --> 00:19:33,196
Nope.
332
00:19:33,272 --> 00:19:34,830
Sure don't, Dexter.
333
00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:39,809
I ain't had no quarters since
last Thursday when that feller and his monkey come through.
334
00:19:39,878 --> 00:19:42,039
Yeah. Sucker sure could dance.
335
00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:45,042
We're out of quarters
till payday.
336
00:19:45,450 --> 00:19:46,815
When's payday?
337
00:19:47,052 --> 00:19:48,212
Never.
338
00:19:48,287 --> 00:19:51,950
We was just fired off
from the Double-D over the Ewa way.
339
00:19:52,424 --> 00:19:53,721
Double-D?
340
00:19:53,792 --> 00:19:56,386
Never heard of it.
What'd you raise, stock or ponies?
341
00:19:56,461 --> 00:19:57,655
Fish.
342
00:19:59,398 --> 00:20:01,161
It's a tuna fish boat.
343
00:20:06,438 --> 00:20:09,339
Now, how about that game?
344
00:20:11,577 --> 00:20:13,272
You got it, son.
345
00:20:17,649 --> 00:20:19,344
Rack them up, Hubert.
346
00:20:19,418 --> 00:20:20,680
Right.
347
00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:27,324
What you all know
about a good old boy, name of Warren?
348
00:20:31,964 --> 00:20:33,693
Break them, stranger.
349
00:20:43,375 --> 00:20:46,936
Say, why don't we
make this interesting?
350
00:20:48,113 --> 00:20:50,513
Like 20 bucks'
worth of interesting?
351
00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:05,226
Eight ball
in the side pocket.
352
00:21:13,505 --> 00:21:14,870
That's the way to do it.
353
00:21:16,341 --> 00:21:18,434
That's real nice shooting.
354
00:21:18,677 --> 00:21:20,770
Just lucky, I guess.
Yeah.
355
00:21:22,014 --> 00:21:23,777
You know, Elmo and I
ought to be getting
356
00:21:23,849 --> 00:21:26,977
before we plumb
run out of the money we owe poor old Warren.
357
00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:30,112
You got a point, Hubert.
358
00:21:30,989 --> 00:21:33,219
These boys here
are just too good.
359
00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:37,027
Where'd you say
Warren was?
360
00:21:37,696 --> 00:21:38,822
Didn't.
361
00:21:39,665 --> 00:21:42,998
But you might could find him
around the Double-D about midnight.
362
00:21:43,935 --> 00:21:45,425
Fishing at midnight?
363
00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:48,072
He's the dock watchman.
364
00:21:49,641 --> 00:21:52,337
Great. Well, thanks, boys.
365
00:21:52,678 --> 00:21:55,044
Elmo and I ought to be
moseying along.
366
00:21:55,113 --> 00:21:57,013
Wait a sec, Hubert.
367
00:21:58,016 --> 00:22:00,177
How about
one more game, Dex?
368
00:22:00,552 --> 00:22:04,249
Just give me one last chance
to get some of my money back.
369
00:22:05,891 --> 00:22:08,553
Sure. I think
that's only fair.
370
00:22:09,261 --> 00:22:10,387
How much?
371
00:22:10,629 --> 00:22:11,755
$500.
372
00:22:20,939 --> 00:22:22,429
Rack them up, Hubert.
373
00:22:56,875 --> 00:22:58,968
Eight ball in the corner.
374
00:23:02,914 --> 00:23:04,575
Hey!
- What?
375
00:23:07,052 --> 00:23:09,145
Oh, my God.
- Get off the table.
376
00:23:09,821 --> 00:23:12,187
Say, they don't talk
like that in Hondo.
377
00:23:12,257 --> 00:23:13,554
Nobody trips Luther Gillis!
378
00:23:15,260 --> 00:23:16,955
Come on, Hig,
let's get out of here.
379
00:23:20,065 --> 00:23:22,829
Hey, help us!
Get them!
380
00:23:29,574 --> 00:23:30,734
Hurry!
381
00:23:31,777 --> 00:23:34,041
Hurry! My God, man,
they're going to...
382
00:23:34,112 --> 00:23:36,740
I can't.
I left the keys in the bar.
383
00:23:38,116 --> 00:23:41,779
Let me see
what I can do about these applications.
384
00:23:42,387 --> 00:23:44,412
Everything seems
to be in order.
385
00:23:51,329 --> 00:23:54,196
Mr. Magnum, please.
386
00:23:54,366 --> 00:23:56,732
I'm sorry. Sorry.
387
00:23:57,169 --> 00:24:00,070
That's Mrs. Cathcart.
She is the office manager.
388
00:24:00,138 --> 00:24:02,606
I have to pretend
you need a loan
389
00:24:03,108 --> 00:24:04,735
for your medical bills.
390
00:24:06,278 --> 00:24:09,076
Listen, big guy,
you're getting half the retainer on this one
391
00:24:09,147 --> 00:24:10,774
and we're taking
all the lumps.
392
00:24:10,849 --> 00:24:14,148
That's because
I am the supervising investigator.
393
00:24:14,219 --> 00:24:16,847
Be that as it may, Magnum,
we've come up with a lead.
394
00:24:16,922 --> 00:24:19,447
The known whereabouts
of the man I've been dealing with.
395
00:24:19,524 --> 00:24:21,458
Now, I suggest we go
speak with him.
396
00:24:21,526 --> 00:24:24,791
Yeah, tonight,
when he's on duty down at the Double-D docks.
397
00:24:24,896 --> 00:24:26,591
We'll go down
and stuff his gills.
398
00:24:27,899 --> 00:24:30,629
We can't go down
and stuff his gills.
399
00:24:31,203 --> 00:24:32,693
Why not? You chicken?
400
00:24:34,172 --> 00:24:35,434
Not really, Luther.
401
00:24:35,507 --> 00:24:39,637
It just appears that
this case is neither fish nor fowl.
402
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:44,108
I refuse to sit here
any longer and subject myself
403
00:24:44,182 --> 00:24:46,207
to this childishly
inane behavior. Furthermore...
404
00:24:46,284 --> 00:24:47,717
Sit down.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
405
00:24:47,786 --> 00:24:49,720
I'm just a little dingy.
406
00:24:49,855 --> 00:24:53,382
I've been working on
this very important case for Robin all day
407
00:24:53,458 --> 00:24:55,153
and tomorrow
I will get to
408
00:24:55,227 --> 00:24:57,525
your "relatively unimportant"
case. Your words.
409
00:24:58,263 --> 00:24:59,560
I'm sorry.
410
00:25:00,732 --> 00:25:02,495
I'm sorry. Please sit down.
411
00:25:03,134 --> 00:25:04,294
Please.
412
00:25:10,108 --> 00:25:12,133
Now, we can't
go down to the docks
413
00:25:12,210 --> 00:25:14,701
because I have to work on
the bank computer all night.
414
00:25:14,779 --> 00:25:17,942
I mean, there's
a time clock running on this embezzling thing,
415
00:25:18,016 --> 00:25:19,984
and if you can
give me till tomorrow,
416
00:25:20,051 --> 00:25:22,519
then I'll go down and see
this Warren guy myself.
417
00:25:22,587 --> 00:25:23,713
How?
418
00:25:23,788 --> 00:25:25,221
He'll be off work by then.
419
00:25:25,524 --> 00:25:27,253
I'll get his address
out of the computer.
420
00:25:27,325 --> 00:25:28,849
He's got to have
a bank account somewhere.
421
00:25:28,927 --> 00:25:30,360
Come on, you guys
did the legwork.
422
00:25:30,428 --> 00:25:32,726
Leave the sophisticated
part of the case to me.
423
00:25:37,402 --> 00:25:38,733
Very well.
424
00:25:40,739 --> 00:25:42,969
Okay. You guys go home,
get some rest
425
00:25:43,041 --> 00:25:44,303
and we'll touch base
tomorrow.
426
00:25:44,676 --> 00:25:48,168
And don't forget
those pesky little IRS statements.
427
00:25:53,485 --> 00:25:55,510
I'll drop you off
at your office.
428
00:25:55,587 --> 00:25:57,714
Yeah. Thanks.
Where you going?
429
00:25:57,789 --> 00:25:59,313
The estate.
430
00:25:59,391 --> 00:26:00,551
You're lying.
431
00:26:00,992 --> 00:26:02,016
I beg your pardon?
432
00:26:02,093 --> 00:26:03,219
You're lying.
433
00:26:03,295 --> 00:26:05,388
You're thinking about
heading down to the dock.
434
00:26:05,463 --> 00:26:09,297
You're thinking that Magnum's
not gonna do anything but play with his computer all night.
435
00:26:09,367 --> 00:26:12,734
And that ain't doing
your common lady friend a damn bit of good.
436
00:26:12,804 --> 00:26:15,898
It would be unfair to ask you
to take that risk.
437
00:26:16,441 --> 00:26:17,965
Big deal. Who cares?
438
00:26:18,143 --> 00:26:20,008
I was born taking risks.
439
00:26:20,946 --> 00:26:23,380
Besides, I'm kind of
thinking about a lady, too.
440
00:26:24,082 --> 00:26:25,344
Blanche?
441
00:26:27,519 --> 00:26:29,248
Your daughter Nancy?
442
00:26:30,989 --> 00:26:32,456
Your first wife?
443
00:26:32,524 --> 00:26:33,991
All of them.
Let's go.
444
00:26:39,431 --> 00:26:41,194
Boy,
this place stinks.
445
00:26:41,266 --> 00:26:42,460
Kind of reminds me...
446
00:26:42,534 --> 00:26:44,365
Here we are.
447
00:26:47,806 --> 00:26:49,068
Where is he?
448
00:26:50,008 --> 00:26:51,498
Don't worry, Zorba.
449
00:26:52,010 --> 00:26:54,240
I'll make him come to us.
How?
450
00:26:54,312 --> 00:26:58,578
Fifteen men ona dead man's chest, yo ho ho
451
00:26:58,650 --> 00:27:00,641
And a bottle of rum...
My God.
452
00:27:00,719 --> 00:27:03,654
Anchors aweigh my boys...
453
00:27:03,722 --> 00:27:05,280
What are you doing?
454
00:27:06,091 --> 00:27:07,854
I'm trying to find Warren.
455
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:16,558
I think you just did.
456
00:27:24,743 --> 00:27:26,734
Freeze.You're under arrest!
457
00:27:33,018 --> 00:27:36,385
I want out of this hole now!
458
00:27:36,454 --> 00:27:39,719
Look, I've been
in much worse, I can assure you.
459
00:27:40,425 --> 00:27:44,122
Calcutta, '49, and '50.
460
00:27:44,496 --> 00:27:45,827
Who cares?
461
00:27:46,264 --> 00:27:49,495
Every time I do
a favor for the big guy I end up in this dump.
462
00:27:49,567 --> 00:27:50,693
I hate it.
463
00:27:51,703 --> 00:27:53,728
It's like going home
for Christmas.
464
00:27:53,805 --> 00:27:55,966
The only difference is,
neither the big guy
465
00:27:56,041 --> 00:27:58,236
nor the suicidal bum,
Scrungo, is here.
466
00:27:58,309 --> 00:28:00,106
Instead, I'm stuck with you.
467
00:28:00,478 --> 00:28:03,038
I'm disgusted.
The feeling is mutual, I assure you.
468
00:28:03,114 --> 00:28:04,581
Yeah, well, that goes
double for me.
469
00:28:04,649 --> 00:28:06,879
I should've never taken you
with me in the first place.
470
00:28:06,951 --> 00:28:08,475
That was mistake number one.
471
00:28:08,553 --> 00:28:10,043
The first of many.
472
00:28:10,121 --> 00:28:11,281
Oh, yeah?
473
00:28:12,057 --> 00:28:13,319
Yeah.
474
00:28:13,692 --> 00:28:17,958
Obviously, your primitively
crude surveillance techniques forced the blackmailers to,
475
00:28:18,029 --> 00:28:19,963
one, take a shot at you
in the helicopter
476
00:28:20,031 --> 00:28:21,965
to try to dissuade you
from tailing Warren,
477
00:28:22,033 --> 00:28:23,762
and two, that failing,
478
00:28:23,835 --> 00:28:26,235
they had no choice
but to kill him when you loudly announced
479
00:28:26,304 --> 00:28:28,169
your intentions
in the cowboy bar.
480
00:28:28,239 --> 00:28:30,639
Don't you loudly
intentions me, buster!
481
00:28:30,942 --> 00:28:33,911
I didn't make the run
on that table and make those guys crazy.
482
00:28:33,978 --> 00:28:36,242
I was willing to leave
with the info.
483
00:28:36,481 --> 00:28:37,880
Neat and clean.
484
00:28:38,383 --> 00:28:39,748
Now look where we are.
485
00:28:39,818 --> 00:28:43,686
Incarcerated.
"Discretion and tact".
486
00:28:43,755 --> 00:28:45,279
Hogwash.
487
00:28:45,657 --> 00:28:47,147
Speaking of hogwash,
488
00:28:47,358 --> 00:28:49,258
did you get ahold
of your shyster yet?
489
00:28:50,795 --> 00:28:53,229
They're trying to track him
down at the Polo Club.
490
00:28:53,298 --> 00:28:56,597
The Polo Club?
Well, hoity-toity-toity.
491
00:28:56,768 --> 00:28:58,668
What do we do till then, rot?
492
00:28:59,771 --> 00:29:03,298
I was hopingI would never have to see youever again, Mr. Gillis.
493
00:29:03,374 --> 00:29:04,534
Likewise.
494
00:29:05,376 --> 00:29:09,005
I must have been
a pretty bad person in my previous life.
495
00:29:09,481 --> 00:29:11,608
You couldn't be worse
than a copper.
496
00:29:11,683 --> 00:29:13,310
Or a private eye.
497
00:29:13,685 --> 00:29:15,983
Nevertheless, I have my duty.
498
00:29:17,288 --> 00:29:18,983
You're new at this, Hig.
499
00:29:19,057 --> 00:29:22,823
This is where he threatens us
with a murder rap unless we answer some questions.
500
00:29:22,894 --> 00:29:25,055
Yeah. Questions like,
501
00:29:25,330 --> 00:29:27,890
what was your relationship
to the deceased?
502
00:29:29,234 --> 00:29:31,668
I've never seen
the gentleman before in my life.
503
00:29:31,736 --> 00:29:34,170
Then what were you doing
down at the waterfront?
504
00:29:36,407 --> 00:29:38,204
It was late
and we were hungry.
505
00:29:40,578 --> 00:29:42,443
Him I could expect this from.
506
00:29:42,947 --> 00:29:46,610
But you, you,
Jonathan Higgins? Never.
507
00:29:46,684 --> 00:29:49,084
There's always a first time,
Lieutenant.
508
00:29:50,021 --> 00:29:52,012
I want answers.
509
00:29:52,090 --> 00:29:53,614
What about Warren Brummer?
510
00:29:53,691 --> 00:29:55,352
I think he was
working for scale.
511
00:29:58,429 --> 00:30:00,226
I'm warning you both.
512
00:30:01,299 --> 00:30:03,733
Maybe I can't make
a murder charge stick,
513
00:30:03,968 --> 00:30:06,402
but I can yank
your license, Gillis.
514
00:30:07,238 --> 00:30:10,969
As for you, Higgins,
I can call the newspapers
515
00:30:11,042 --> 00:30:15,069
and make your life
awfully miserable and awfully public.
516
00:30:15,446 --> 00:30:18,279
Who cares?
Why don't you go dust the fish for some prints?
517
00:30:18,349 --> 00:30:21,477
Meanwhile, if you're not
gonna press charges, aloha.
518
00:30:24,422 --> 00:30:25,753
Ditto.
519
00:30:27,826 --> 00:30:29,157
Here's where he says...
520
00:30:29,227 --> 00:30:31,161
Don't leave town!
521
00:30:36,301 --> 00:30:39,099
I told you to wait for me.
I told you!
522
00:30:41,472 --> 00:30:43,099
But no, you had to
force things.
523
00:30:43,174 --> 00:30:45,904
Big deal. The crud's dead.
We need a new lead.
524
00:30:45,977 --> 00:30:47,137
Now you do.
525
00:30:47,212 --> 00:30:50,375
Now all this information
I pulled out on Warren Brummer is irrelevant.
526
00:30:50,448 --> 00:30:52,541
How'd you get this stuff?
This is a bank.
527
00:30:53,251 --> 00:30:56,049
I have a friend
in the prosecuting attorney's office.
528
00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:58,588
Carol let our computers
talk to each other.
529
00:30:58,656 --> 00:31:01,648
Bank robbery,
extortion, bigamy.
530
00:31:01,726 --> 00:31:03,023
Gee, that's too bad.
531
00:31:03,361 --> 00:31:05,226
Who's gonna let all
his wives know he's dead?
532
00:31:05,296 --> 00:31:06,627
What now?
533
00:31:07,398 --> 00:31:11,767
Well, my guess is Brummer
was killed because you two got too close to him.
534
00:31:11,836 --> 00:31:13,463
And whoever
the blackmailers are,
535
00:31:13,538 --> 00:31:15,870
they just didn't want
to get rousted just yet.
536
00:31:15,940 --> 00:31:17,373
What a genius.
537
00:31:18,977 --> 00:31:21,946
They'll probably
wait a little while and contact you.
538
00:31:22,914 --> 00:31:24,939
Start all over again.
539
00:31:27,518 --> 00:31:28,815
Why didn't you wait?
540
00:31:28,887 --> 00:31:30,320
It ain't my nature.
541
00:31:31,289 --> 00:31:33,723
Besides, the butler didn't
want to wait either.
542
00:31:35,827 --> 00:31:40,230
Well, at least you're not
up on misdemeanor trespassing charges. Tanaka called.
543
00:31:40,298 --> 00:31:43,597
The owner of the Double-D,
Dan Davies, he's not going to press charges.
544
00:31:43,668 --> 00:31:45,363
He's willing to forget
the whole thing.
545
00:31:45,436 --> 00:31:47,028
My lucky day.
546
00:31:47,338 --> 00:31:48,362
Hey.
547
00:31:48,439 --> 00:31:50,669
It's quite all right.
I just lost my footing. I'm okay.
548
00:31:55,647 --> 00:31:57,911
You better get him
back to the estate.
549
00:31:58,917 --> 00:32:00,748
Maybe you could
do me a favor.
550
00:32:00,818 --> 00:32:02,115
I'm way ahead of you.
551
00:32:02,186 --> 00:32:04,154
I'll stay with him
till you get back.
552
00:32:04,989 --> 00:32:06,217
Thanks.
553
00:32:06,291 --> 00:32:10,057
It'll be in the morning.
I've got to stay up all night with the computer again.
554
00:32:11,629 --> 00:32:12,823
Yeah.
555
00:32:13,264 --> 00:32:15,289
Don't do anything
I wouldn't do.
556
00:32:44,996 --> 00:32:47,829
So much forsweet dreams in paradise.
557
00:32:48,066 --> 00:32:51,126
I guess I'm used to eitherfreezing Saint Louis winters
558
00:32:51,269 --> 00:32:54,727
or summer nightsthat could steam the starchout of your shorts.
559
00:33:08,453 --> 00:33:10,785
At any rate, I couldn't sleep.
560
00:33:11,155 --> 00:33:13,316
And I don't thinkit was the accommodations.
561
00:33:13,391 --> 00:33:16,383
I mean this place sure beatsthe heck out of the Y.
562
00:33:16,494 --> 00:33:19,657
It was somethingabout this casethat was bothering me.
563
00:33:19,731 --> 00:33:22,859
And it was more than the factthat we'd run out of leads.
564
00:33:22,934 --> 00:33:26,870
It was the butler cat.Something about himjust wasn't right.
565
00:33:27,238 --> 00:33:29,468
I mean, every other timeI've come out here,
566
00:33:29,540 --> 00:33:32,771
I mean he's crazyand everything, but he's cool.
567
00:33:32,844 --> 00:33:34,505
And this time, he ain't.
568
00:33:34,779 --> 00:33:37,577
Like this case was personalto him or something.
569
00:33:38,383 --> 00:33:42,479
Now, it ain't my natureto be snooping aroundsomeone's private stuff,
570
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:46,185
but Rule Number 41 saysyou can make an exception,
571
00:33:46,357 --> 00:33:49,292
if you think your client'snot telling the whole story.
572
00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:53,057
And in this case, I didn'tthink the butler was.
573
00:33:58,703 --> 00:34:00,694
I demand an explanation.
574
00:34:01,506 --> 00:34:03,030
Why don't you go first?
575
00:34:04,208 --> 00:34:08,702
You can start by explaining
why you didn't tell us that this kid we're trying to save
576
00:34:09,647 --> 00:34:11,114
is yours.
577
00:34:19,957 --> 00:34:24,053
Do you remember
where you were in the spring of '54, Mr. Gillis?
578
00:34:26,497 --> 00:34:29,091
Did you idle your youth
away on the back streets,
579
00:34:29,167 --> 00:34:31,863
fire escapes
and stoops of the city?
580
00:34:33,971 --> 00:34:36,462
Were you
in love, Mr. Gillis?
581
00:34:36,707 --> 00:34:37,696
No.
582
00:34:38,076 --> 00:34:39,668
I've seen it, though.
583
00:34:40,311 --> 00:34:43,508
That year I was with
the Saint Louis Browns in St. Pete.
584
00:34:44,248 --> 00:34:45,875
It was Spring training.
585
00:34:46,317 --> 00:34:48,308
A client of mine asked me
to find his wife.
586
00:34:48,386 --> 00:34:50,217
She'd run off
with the third-base coach.
587
00:34:50,288 --> 00:34:54,190
I followed the club down
there and pretended I was a rookie trying out.
588
00:34:54,258 --> 00:34:57,227
Third base.
They cut me, though. I wasn't good enough.
589
00:34:58,062 --> 00:34:59,689
What about the case?
590
00:34:59,764 --> 00:35:00,890
I was fired.
591
00:35:02,166 --> 00:35:04,191
You didn't catch them?
592
00:35:05,803 --> 00:35:07,236
Of course I did.
593
00:35:07,438 --> 00:35:10,168
We're talking
Luther H. Gillis, P.I., here.
594
00:35:10,708 --> 00:35:12,437
Of course I caught them.
595
00:35:12,977 --> 00:35:16,674
Actually, that was
the only thing I did catch during Spring training.
596
00:35:17,148 --> 00:35:21,209
But I let them slide.
I let them get away with it.
597
00:35:21,486 --> 00:35:22,510
Why?
598
00:35:23,187 --> 00:35:26,520
Well, the more I watched them,
the more I realized they were in love.
599
00:35:26,991 --> 00:35:29,357
And when it's the real thing,
you can tell.
600
00:35:30,094 --> 00:35:31,425
I could tell.
601
00:35:32,530 --> 00:35:35,124
I let them slide.
I let them slide.
602
00:35:36,734 --> 00:35:40,830
But what's all this got to
do with extortion, blackmail, murder and your kid?
603
00:35:40,972 --> 00:35:42,303
I'm not sure.
604
00:35:42,974 --> 00:35:46,102
Except that if you've ever
had the experience of having
605
00:35:46,444 --> 00:35:48,776
loved and lost,
606
00:35:49,780 --> 00:35:53,910
you might be able
to understand the story I'm about to tell you.
607
00:35:55,186 --> 00:35:58,349
I spent my Spring
of '54 in Kenya,
608
00:35:58,756 --> 00:36:02,089
which is far, far
removed from St. Pete.
609
00:36:02,827 --> 00:36:04,454
There was a war on.
610
00:36:05,129 --> 00:36:07,689
There always seemed to be
a war on, I suppose.
611
00:36:08,666 --> 00:36:11,100
And our squad was
assigned the duty of
612
00:36:11,169 --> 00:36:14,195
guarding the Andrews farm
from the marauding Mau Mau.
613
00:36:15,139 --> 00:36:17,869
We were there three months,
six of us.
614
00:36:18,576 --> 00:36:20,669
I was the youngest,
615
00:36:21,245 --> 00:36:23,975
and quite naturally,
616
00:36:24,215 --> 00:36:27,548
a bond was established between
the only Andrews daughter,
617
00:36:27,618 --> 00:36:29,313
Elizabeth, and myself.
618
00:36:30,354 --> 00:36:31,844
I'm getting the picture.
619
00:36:33,858 --> 00:36:36,258
We would take long walks
in the grass,
620
00:36:37,395 --> 00:36:38,760
read Shelley,
621
00:36:39,897 --> 00:36:41,956
listen to the BBC at night.
622
00:36:42,500 --> 00:36:44,661
Now I'm really
getting the picture.
623
00:36:46,204 --> 00:36:50,641
The war seemed so far away,
so removed.
624
00:36:52,643 --> 00:36:55,737
That is, until
I was transferred back to the front.
625
00:36:56,113 --> 00:36:58,479
So long, BBC in the dark.
626
00:36:59,217 --> 00:37:00,309
Quite.
627
00:37:01,552 --> 00:37:05,852
Another squad was sent
in to guard the Andrews farm in our place.
628
00:37:07,858 --> 00:37:11,726
Four months later, I received
a letter from Elizabeth.
629
00:37:13,164 --> 00:37:16,133
The language was polite,
630
00:37:16,267 --> 00:37:19,168
cool, dispassionate.
631
00:37:19,237 --> 00:37:20,261
Yeah.
632
00:37:21,472 --> 00:37:23,736
Apparently, Elizabeth
became involved
633
00:37:23,808 --> 00:37:26,368
with one of the soldiers
sent in to replace me.
634
00:37:27,845 --> 00:37:30,609
Fate is indeed fickle,
Mr. Gillis.
635
00:37:31,182 --> 00:37:32,911
Yeah? Why's that?
636
00:37:34,085 --> 00:37:37,919
Because the man
Elizabeth chose to dispense her affections to
637
00:37:38,556 --> 00:37:41,320
was none other
than Dan Davies.
638
00:37:45,663 --> 00:37:47,995
The one who owns
the tuna fish boat?
639
00:37:49,700 --> 00:37:51,133
The same.
640
00:37:54,372 --> 00:37:58,934
A wise man namedBranch Rickey once wrote thatluck is the residue of design.
641
00:37:59,543 --> 00:38:03,070
And I would have liked tothink that figuring outwho was embezzling the funds
642
00:38:03,147 --> 00:38:06,173
was something I'd plannedand systematically executed.
643
00:38:06,350 --> 00:38:10,013
However, only I
and the program knew I got lucky.
644
00:38:10,488 --> 00:38:13,048
Unfortunately,for Ms. Cathcart, of course,
645
00:38:13,157 --> 00:38:15,091
I hoped she had a good lawyer.
646
00:38:15,559 --> 00:38:17,584
On the other hand,maybe Mr. Rickey's
647
00:38:17,662 --> 00:38:20,028
"residue of design"could be equated with
648
00:38:20,097 --> 00:38:21,928
Mr. Magnum's little voice.
649
00:38:22,199 --> 00:38:24,565
And maybe that could beequated with a little more
650
00:38:24,635 --> 00:38:28,628
up time on Robin'smiracle machine and its matedown at police records,
651
00:38:29,273 --> 00:38:31,901
because I've seenJonathan Quayle Higgins
652
00:38:31,976 --> 00:38:34,809
in just about every possiblekind of circumstance,
653
00:38:35,279 --> 00:38:37,213
but I've never seen him break.
654
00:38:37,581 --> 00:38:42,416
In other words,maybe the late Warren Brummerwasn't quite history yet.
655
00:38:44,822 --> 00:38:46,380
What are you doing in there?
656
00:38:47,725 --> 00:38:50,717
Come on. If you're doing
what I think you're doing,
657
00:38:50,795 --> 00:38:53,195
why didn't you phone her?
It would have been easier.
658
00:38:53,264 --> 00:38:56,358
You could've found out
if the little sucker was yours or not.
659
00:38:56,434 --> 00:38:59,164
You could have found out
if there even was a little sucker.
660
00:38:59,236 --> 00:39:01,261
They could've faked
the pictures.
661
00:39:02,540 --> 00:39:04,906
You could've. Why?
Why didn't you?
662
00:39:09,213 --> 00:39:11,044
Why didn't you call her?
663
00:39:12,249 --> 00:39:14,149
I forgot.
The alien concept of honor,
664
00:39:14,218 --> 00:39:16,778
all that stuff
I'm supposed to know nothing about.
665
00:39:16,854 --> 00:39:19,721
Well, maybe it ain't honor
that kept you from making that phone call.
666
00:39:19,790 --> 00:39:21,223
Maybe it was pride,
667
00:39:22,927 --> 00:39:24,758
something I know
a lot about.
668
00:39:26,230 --> 00:39:27,390
Believe me.
669
00:39:28,366 --> 00:39:31,858
Now, you tell me
what you want to do, and we'll do it together.
670
00:39:33,304 --> 00:39:34,703
Thank you.
671
00:39:34,772 --> 00:39:36,034
Don't mention it.
672
00:39:37,842 --> 00:39:39,833
Now here's what I think
we ought to do.
673
00:39:39,910 --> 00:39:41,901
I think we ought to get down
to that tuna fish boat,
674
00:39:41,979 --> 00:39:43,970
sneak on,
shake down your pal Davies,
675
00:39:44,048 --> 00:39:46,016
and 86 the goods
he has on you.
676
00:39:47,051 --> 00:39:48,382
Whether they're real or not?
677
00:39:48,452 --> 00:39:49,976
Does it make a difference?
678
00:39:50,054 --> 00:39:52,386
They still work as far as
blackmailing's concerned.
679
00:39:52,456 --> 00:39:54,617
They'll still mess up
your lady friend's career.
680
00:39:54,692 --> 00:39:57,422
Does it really make
a difference whether they're fake or not?
681
00:39:58,195 --> 00:39:59,628
I suppose not.
682
00:40:01,599 --> 00:40:03,066
Except
683
00:40:05,002 --> 00:40:06,765
if the documents are real,
684
00:40:08,205 --> 00:40:10,503
and if I really do have a son,
685
00:40:11,542 --> 00:40:16,036
wouldn't I be jeopardizing
his very existence by this rash an act?
686
00:40:16,747 --> 00:40:19,682
What are you planning to do
with that? Target practice?
687
00:40:19,750 --> 00:40:21,684
Shoot fish in a barrel?
688
00:40:21,986 --> 00:40:25,979
But perhaps I'm being hasty,
acting emotionally.
689
00:40:27,258 --> 00:40:29,886
For if I do have a son...
690
00:40:30,261 --> 00:40:32,286
There's only one way
to find out.
691
00:40:32,596 --> 00:40:34,791
But by forcing Davies' hand,
692
00:40:35,966 --> 00:40:37,661
I may not ever see him.
693
00:40:42,206 --> 00:40:46,142
Can you understand
the empty, aching feeling of having fathered a child
694
00:40:46,777 --> 00:40:49,268
and not ever sharing
in the raising of him?
695
00:40:50,448 --> 00:40:51,642
Or her.
696
00:40:55,085 --> 00:40:56,313
Of course.
697
00:40:58,522 --> 00:40:59,989
I forgot.
698
00:41:01,091 --> 00:41:02,490
I'm sorry.
699
00:41:03,527 --> 00:41:06,189
Sorry is for sissies.
Let's go.
700
00:41:18,742 --> 00:41:20,403
What if there's
another watchman?
701
00:41:20,511 --> 00:41:23,344
I doubt it. I think
they got a high turnover around here.
702
00:41:29,220 --> 00:41:30,710
Perhaps he's asleep.
703
00:41:30,788 --> 00:41:32,949
Or he's out for
an early morning jog.
704
00:41:33,491 --> 00:41:35,857
Either way, there's
one way to find out.
705
00:41:37,661 --> 00:41:39,856
Now, be careful.
You just can't walk on these things
706
00:41:39,930 --> 00:41:41,659
like you're taking
a stroll in the park.
707
00:41:41,732 --> 00:41:44,724
You got to roll with the flow,
get your sea legs.
708
00:41:51,442 --> 00:41:52,932
Well, what do you want?
709
00:41:53,010 --> 00:41:54,534
The last time I was in a boat,
710
00:41:54,612 --> 00:41:56,170
my hands were strapped
to the oars
711
00:41:56,247 --> 00:41:58,408
and Blanche was feeding
my lunch to the ducks.
712
00:41:58,482 --> 00:42:00,006
I tried to stop her.
I lifted the oars out...
713
00:42:00,084 --> 00:42:01,381
Well, you had to be there.
714
00:42:01,452 --> 00:42:02,714
Look here.
715
00:42:02,853 --> 00:42:04,480
Well, let's get to work.
716
00:42:05,289 --> 00:42:09,020
Please, I once cracked
the safe of the Nazi High Command in Rome.
717
00:42:09,159 --> 00:42:10,524
Well, excuse me.
718
00:42:10,594 --> 00:42:13,154
And an intense hour
that was indeed.
719
00:42:13,230 --> 00:42:16,199
For directly in the next room
was General Froelich himself
720
00:42:16,267 --> 00:42:18,394
with one of
Mussolini's mistresses.
721
00:42:18,702 --> 00:42:20,169
The pressure was intense,
722
00:42:20,237 --> 00:42:24,173
and I could barely hear
the clicking of the tumblers over the constant shrieking...
723
00:42:24,241 --> 00:42:27,005
Come on! Come on!
This is taking too long. Nonsense.
724
00:42:35,986 --> 00:42:37,476
That the goods?
725
00:42:40,324 --> 00:42:44,283
It says here she gave up
the kid for adoption on January 1st, 1955.
726
00:42:44,495 --> 00:42:48,488
Happy New Year.
So much for the Spring of '54. Where's my Bic?
727
00:42:50,901 --> 00:42:53,893
Give it to me!
Come on! Come on!
728
00:42:54,605 --> 00:42:57,733
If it is your kid,
all we're burning is the picture.
729
00:42:58,175 --> 00:42:59,665
Come on!
730
00:43:05,349 --> 00:43:07,078
We'll call the police,
they'll pick up Davies,
731
00:43:07,151 --> 00:43:08,743
you'll be reunited
with your kid.
732
00:43:09,086 --> 00:43:12,180
Why wait when we can
have one right here?
733
00:43:17,127 --> 00:43:18,355
Son?
734
00:43:18,929 --> 00:43:20,123
Wrong.
735
00:43:20,397 --> 00:43:22,592
Well, the good thing is,
at least you know.
736
00:43:22,666 --> 00:43:25,362
The bad thing is these cruds
are gonna kill us.
737
00:43:25,769 --> 00:43:28,738
That would be stupid
and rather incriminating.
738
00:43:30,007 --> 00:43:31,838
A fire on the other hand...
739
00:43:31,909 --> 00:43:33,501
Yeah, fish sticks.
740
00:43:33,811 --> 00:43:35,244
Lock the door on your way out.
741
00:43:35,312 --> 00:43:37,075
Wait a minute!
Maybe we could talk.
742
00:43:37,147 --> 00:43:41,174
We tried.
We did call the estate. We could have negotiated.
743
00:43:41,251 --> 00:43:45,415
One final payment.
But you weren't there, Higgins.
744
00:43:45,556 --> 00:43:47,114
You came to us.
745
00:43:47,958 --> 00:43:50,950
So you left us
no other choice. Come on, hurry it up.
746
00:43:51,028 --> 00:43:55,089
Wait! There happens to be
a guy behind you with a gun.
747
00:43:55,165 --> 00:43:58,396
Last time I heard that,
it was Bugs Bunny to Yosemite Sam
748
00:43:58,469 --> 00:44:00,334
and he didn't fall
for it either. Hi, guys.
749
00:44:04,408 --> 00:44:07,138
Hey, big guy,
put the fire out, when you're done.
750
00:44:33,470 --> 00:44:36,098
Give me the gun,
and I'll see they go easy on you.
751
00:44:40,377 --> 00:44:41,605
I lied.
752
00:44:42,446 --> 00:44:44,380
He's all yours, Hig.
753
00:44:48,852 --> 00:44:51,343
You stole more than my money.
754
00:44:51,722 --> 00:44:54,088
You took my honor and pride.
755
00:44:55,359 --> 00:44:57,350
I was counting
on that, Higgins.
756
00:44:59,063 --> 00:45:00,894
Well, count on this.
757
00:45:12,342 --> 00:45:14,105
Do you think
he's in, Magnum?
758
00:45:14,178 --> 00:45:16,043
Well, where else
is he going to be?
759
00:45:16,547 --> 00:45:19,414
He sleeps here. He still
doesn't have a phone.
760
00:45:19,783 --> 00:45:22,809
And you didn't have to
come all the way down here, Higgins.
761
00:45:22,886 --> 00:45:24,478
I could've paid him.
762
00:45:24,555 --> 00:45:26,546
Or you could've sent him
his check in the mail.
763
00:45:26,623 --> 00:45:28,648
As if paying
a utility bill?
764
00:45:28,726 --> 00:45:32,218
Luther Gillis
did far more than just help solve the case.
765
00:45:32,296 --> 00:45:33,763
I know that.
766
00:45:34,465 --> 00:45:35,932
It's just that...
767
00:45:36,767 --> 00:45:37,893
What?
768
00:45:39,269 --> 00:45:40,497
Nothing.
769
00:45:41,705 --> 00:45:42,967
What?
770
00:45:44,408 --> 00:45:45,432
What?
771
00:45:45,509 --> 00:45:46,567
I'm sorry.
772
00:45:48,579 --> 00:45:52,948
I'm sorry for taking
your problem so lightly.
773
00:45:58,889 --> 00:46:00,083
Luther?
774
00:46:01,792 --> 00:46:03,020
Luther?
775
00:46:04,394 --> 00:46:05,884
Bet he's asleep.
776
00:46:25,883 --> 00:46:27,180
"Dear Butler..."
777
00:46:29,019 --> 00:46:30,350
It's for you.
778
00:46:39,062 --> 00:46:40,927
"Dear Butler,
779
00:46:42,032 --> 00:46:45,058
"thanks for letting me
work for you.
780
00:46:45,135 --> 00:46:47,330
"And the big guy, too.
781
00:46:47,638 --> 00:46:51,938
"If he hadn't have figured
out the Davies connection on the computer,
782
00:46:52,042 --> 00:46:54,533
"we would've been
goners for sure.
783
00:46:55,279 --> 00:46:57,474
"Anyway, this whole case
784
00:46:57,548 --> 00:47:00,984
"kind of made me think about
stuff we were talking about.
785
00:47:01,685 --> 00:47:06,213
"Like Blanche. Like really
having a woman who loves you.
786
00:47:07,658 --> 00:47:09,751
"My kids."
787
00:47:11,962 --> 00:47:14,760
Sorry, I was aboutto make myself sick.
788
00:47:14,898 --> 00:47:18,493
The truth of the matteris I can't standthe damn weather out here.
789
00:47:18,569 --> 00:47:22,630
It never snows,and you ain't gota major league ball club.
790
00:47:23,173 --> 00:47:25,266
I'm going backto St. Louis.
791
00:47:28,545 --> 00:47:31,878
And Blanche has gotabsolutely nothing to dowith it.
792
00:47:32,416 --> 00:47:33,781
Nothing.
793
00:47:33,851 --> 00:47:35,182
Cheers.
794
00:47:37,554 --> 00:47:40,421
Luther H. Gillis, P.I.
795
00:47:40,471 --> 00:47:45,021
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