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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:32,280 --> 00:00:35,192 ME, ME, ME... AND THE OTHERS 2 00:00:46,579 --> 00:00:50,629 A film protesting the conceit of egoism created by ALESSANDRO BLASETTI 3 00:02:33,989 --> 00:02:35,468 Forget the venue... 4 00:02:36,065 --> 00:02:39,041 Some famous writers do their best thinking here. 5 00:02:39,732 --> 00:02:41,073 Just as well... 6 00:02:42,020 --> 00:02:44,641 Someone's put "LONG LIVE I" in writing. 7 00:02:46,264 --> 00:02:48,264 The others, on the contrary... 8 00:02:48,781 --> 00:02:52,105 All these nice people, for example, God forbid, 9 00:02:52,824 --> 00:02:55,036 wouldn't even dream of such a motto. 10 00:02:55,197 --> 00:02:56,953 They just practise it. 11 00:02:58,047 --> 00:03:02,146 My apologies. Some are capable of being considerate to others. 12 00:03:04,021 --> 00:03:07,393 Where do we come from? What about tomorrow's world? 13 00:03:08,002 --> 00:03:09,754 With butter or oil? 14 00:03:11,592 --> 00:03:13,226 A touch of tomato? 15 00:03:16,545 --> 00:03:19,139 With mushrooms and a hint of onion? 16 00:03:21,254 --> 00:03:24,024 I'll leave it up to you. Que sera sera. 17 00:03:24,613 --> 00:03:28,233 Yes, I'll have the mushrooms but no onion. 18 00:03:28,427 --> 00:03:31,534 All the same... Mushrooms, yes. Onion, no. 19 00:03:32,690 --> 00:03:35,551 Reserved for you. Middle coach, forward seat. 20 00:03:35,744 --> 00:03:38,121 Your whiskey? - Chivas Regal. - Soda? 21 00:03:38,458 --> 00:03:40,470 No, just a little ice. 22 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:44,957 No doubt, there is only one "self", one's own. 23 00:03:45,242 --> 00:03:48,044 Indeed, who are the others? What are they? 24 00:03:51,907 --> 00:03:53,157 There they are. 25 00:03:53,334 --> 00:03:56,510 That's what they look like when seen from above. 26 00:03:57,601 --> 00:04:00,309 What about me? Each of you is saying. 27 00:04:01,052 --> 00:04:02,838 Me, with my skills... 28 00:04:03,344 --> 00:04:05,244 Me, with my wife's skills... 29 00:04:06,011 --> 00:04:08,566 I, who am a dreamer... 30 00:04:09,396 --> 00:04:11,368 I, who am a conman... 31 00:04:12,509 --> 00:04:14,514 Me, with my might... 32 00:04:15,897 --> 00:04:17,997 Me, with my modesty... 33 00:04:18,873 --> 00:04:20,212 Finally, me... 34 00:04:20,523 --> 00:04:22,534 Me, with my personality... 35 00:04:22,872 --> 00:04:25,090 Per-so-na-li-ty, you might say... 36 00:04:26,180 --> 00:04:28,880 You expect me to mingle with those ants? 37 00:04:29,073 --> 00:04:30,830 Those grains of sand? 38 00:04:30,950 --> 00:04:32,785 Those bacteria? Me? 39 00:04:33,350 --> 00:04:34,900 Me of all people? 40 00:04:36,050 --> 00:04:39,219 Patrons, that's what you look like 41 00:04:39,732 --> 00:04:42,487 to the people down there. 42 00:04:43,305 --> 00:04:45,549 Maybe I should start like that, 43 00:04:45,898 --> 00:04:47,632 straight to the point. 44 00:04:51,147 --> 00:04:54,430 Granted, no one would want to be taken for that chap. 45 00:04:56,189 --> 00:04:59,977 But then, he wouldn't want to be taken for someone else. 46 00:05:01,475 --> 00:05:03,625 He'd think he'd lose in the swap, 47 00:05:04,458 --> 00:05:05,795 like all of us. 48 00:05:06,533 --> 00:05:09,141 Like the 3.5 billion people who... 49 00:05:14,431 --> 00:05:16,714 Like the 3.5 billion people 50 00:05:17,220 --> 00:05:19,114 who can't stop saying: 51 00:05:19,594 --> 00:05:20,684 Me... 52 00:05:21,702 --> 00:05:22,785 Me... 53 00:05:23,674 --> 00:05:24,757 Me... 54 00:05:25,341 --> 00:05:26,561 and the others. 55 00:05:32,079 --> 00:05:33,305 Be my guest. 56 00:05:35,524 --> 00:05:37,774 That's an idea. I'll have the same. 57 00:05:38,157 --> 00:05:40,109 Is it okay, sir? - Yes... 58 00:05:41,405 --> 00:05:44,185 And now, from "me" we'll go to "mine". 59 00:05:56,347 --> 00:05:58,825 This is my fan and my air. 60 00:06:21,496 --> 00:06:23,630 The butt is mine too. 61 00:06:24,425 --> 00:06:26,275 It's a matter of principle. 62 00:06:30,976 --> 00:06:33,986 This table's free. Seat the gentlemen, please. 63 00:06:41,121 --> 00:06:42,879 That's what he thinks. 64 00:06:43,268 --> 00:06:47,322 This will be my table for as long as I like. I'll leave when I please. 65 00:07:00,012 --> 00:07:01,886 Of course, I'm just as bad. 66 00:07:02,042 --> 00:07:04,115 No, I'm the worst. 67 00:07:04,569 --> 00:07:06,519 The king of egoists, it's me. 68 00:07:06,787 --> 00:07:08,603 I've found it. - What? 69 00:07:08,849 --> 00:07:12,274 A seat. We won't have to stroll through Via Veneto. 70 00:07:12,973 --> 00:07:15,840 Mocking those poor people, you moron. 71 00:07:16,578 --> 00:07:19,584 Migrants going home after a long separation. 72 00:07:20,051 --> 00:07:22,230 Or leaving for a long time. 73 00:07:23,320 --> 00:07:25,612 Excuse me, madam. Pardon me. 74 00:07:26,654 --> 00:07:27,757 May I? 75 00:07:30,079 --> 00:07:31,856 Excuse me... Excuse me... 76 00:07:33,010 --> 00:07:34,226 Pardon me. 77 00:07:39,968 --> 00:07:41,084 May I? 78 00:07:42,161 --> 00:07:43,510 Excuse me! 79 00:07:44,807 --> 00:07:47,992 Okay, workers of the world unite. All right. 80 00:07:48,459 --> 00:07:50,149 But there's a limit. 81 00:07:50,707 --> 00:07:53,496 You're all here, standing, 82 00:07:53,794 --> 00:07:56,236 sitting, lying blissfully... 83 00:07:59,531 --> 00:08:02,884 What the heck! Comfort has its limits, too. 84 00:08:03,672 --> 00:08:06,410 Comfortable? I gave you a double mattress. 85 00:08:06,629 --> 00:08:08,729 Thanks. - Was it a good dinner? 86 00:08:09,438 --> 00:08:12,790 A drink to help you digest? Your cordial, Campari. 87 00:08:14,690 --> 00:08:17,146 Yes, my usual. And some mineral water. 88 00:08:18,314 --> 00:08:19,453 Not fizzy! 89 00:08:23,060 --> 00:08:25,030 Hey, guys, look at that. 90 00:08:25,844 --> 00:08:26,919 Holy cow! 91 00:08:27,528 --> 00:08:29,266 What a looker! 92 00:08:29,591 --> 00:08:31,750 What are you staring at? 93 00:08:32,471 --> 00:08:34,270 Never seen a train before? 94 00:08:41,959 --> 00:08:43,049 May I? 95 00:08:45,176 --> 00:08:46,227 Done. 96 00:08:46,500 --> 00:08:48,303 There she is! Gisella! 97 00:08:48,423 --> 00:08:51,286 How was the exhibition? - Very interesting. 98 00:08:52,598 --> 00:08:55,590 Long live Pop Art, then. - It's a "must see". 99 00:08:55,850 --> 00:08:58,450 I see what you mean. - What, you idiot? 100 00:08:58,570 --> 00:09:02,270 Especially from down here. - Be my guest. 101 00:09:03,177 --> 00:09:06,946 Try to tell a woman how to protect her modesty and she'll reply: 102 00:09:07,187 --> 00:09:09,280 "I decide what and when. 103 00:09:09,468 --> 00:09:11,059 I'll decide who." 104 00:09:23,408 --> 00:09:26,949 No need to scream. You have your robe on. 105 00:09:27,199 --> 00:09:28,414 You swine. 106 00:09:28,830 --> 00:09:30,830 An accident. - Shame on you! 107 00:09:41,629 --> 00:09:43,750 I mean, it's really puzzling... 108 00:09:43,951 --> 00:09:46,844 I wonder who screamed. Her or her robe? 109 00:09:51,757 --> 00:09:53,288 Camera... smile! 110 00:09:54,105 --> 00:09:57,122 How many times should I say it? My ear must be covered. 111 00:09:57,282 --> 00:09:59,105 Dresser, mirror, comb... 112 00:09:59,303 --> 00:10:01,104 Exposure for the sake of it. 113 00:10:01,224 --> 00:10:02,974 Here, madam. - Thank you. 114 00:10:05,035 --> 00:10:07,786 Close-ups show my bunny ears. 115 00:10:08,770 --> 00:10:10,314 Let's get on with it. 116 00:10:10,434 --> 00:10:12,844 Roll... Remove towel, place banknote. 117 00:10:12,964 --> 00:10:14,665 Got a large note? 118 00:10:14,785 --> 00:10:17,519 No, they're out of circulation. Pardon me. 119 00:10:26,907 --> 00:10:28,807 How much? - Twelve hundred. 120 00:10:39,753 --> 00:10:41,706 Thank you. I'll do it. 121 00:10:42,004 --> 00:10:44,106 I like this stuff too. 122 00:10:45,169 --> 00:10:46,978 Look at these beauties! 123 00:10:48,452 --> 00:10:51,573 I'm just on a research assignment. 124 00:10:51,693 --> 00:10:55,526 A sad one, I might add. - Really? - May I? - Of course, madam. 125 00:10:55,765 --> 00:10:57,528 They cheer me up. 126 00:10:57,722 --> 00:11:00,434 Unlike most people, I'm not ashamed of it. 127 00:11:01,219 --> 00:11:04,592 Have you ever seen anyone openly look at a nude picture 128 00:11:04,819 --> 00:11:06,813 in a public place? Like this. 129 00:11:08,166 --> 00:11:09,401 Well, I do. 130 00:11:09,610 --> 00:11:13,254 I even undress those who are dressed. Mentally, I mean. 131 00:11:13,374 --> 00:11:16,881 Thank you. I admire your candour. But I'd like to undress too. 132 00:11:42,351 --> 00:11:44,089 Gosh! They'll arrest me. 133 00:11:57,229 --> 00:11:58,436 Excuse me... 134 00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:06,800 Damn! Trepossi's coming this way. 135 00:12:07,721 --> 00:12:10,003 What are you up to? How's it going? 136 00:12:10,782 --> 00:12:11,819 Hi, there. 137 00:12:12,870 --> 00:12:14,388 Not very promising. 138 00:12:14,829 --> 00:12:18,337 There's a sort of angst in the air. 139 00:12:19,744 --> 00:12:22,676 I understand you rang me a few times. 140 00:12:22,796 --> 00:12:25,259 Yes. You're always in conference. 141 00:12:25,379 --> 00:12:27,810 That flaming Capranica Award. 142 00:12:28,160 --> 00:12:31,280 Going for it? - It's up to my publisher. 143 00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:34,497 I didn't call you for that. - Of course not. 144 00:12:35,361 --> 00:12:38,643 I just wanted your opinion on that survey of mine... 145 00:12:38,763 --> 00:12:42,307 Ah, yes! So I've heard, a survey on selfishness. 146 00:12:42,674 --> 00:12:46,459 You're a touch late. Other got there first, my dear. 147 00:12:46,579 --> 00:12:49,517 Keep on ringing me. Don't give up. See you. 148 00:12:49,919 --> 00:12:52,510 We'll talk about it. - But you're so busy. 149 00:12:52,770 --> 00:12:53,923 Sandro! 150 00:12:55,739 --> 00:12:58,119 How can you walk around like that? 151 00:12:59,267 --> 00:13:01,849 When will you learn a little neatness? 152 00:13:04,469 --> 00:13:06,999 If only I had married an accountant. 153 00:13:08,504 --> 00:13:11,695 Sandro! Have you gone crazy? Get in! 154 00:13:14,588 --> 00:13:15,808 Are you...? 155 00:13:20,920 --> 00:13:23,027 Holy shit, what a nightmare! 156 00:13:24,364 --> 00:13:26,150 Quite interesting, though. 157 00:13:26,448 --> 00:13:28,094 Incommunicability... 158 00:13:28,470 --> 00:13:32,108 How can they read your soul? They can't see you're undressed. 159 00:13:33,419 --> 00:13:34,950 Will they understand? 160 00:13:35,806 --> 00:13:39,717 Who cares? The less they understand you, the more they respect you. 161 00:13:42,882 --> 00:13:44,024 But... 162 00:13:44,432 --> 00:13:47,909 Who was the only one to realize my predicament? 163 00:13:49,044 --> 00:13:50,139 Peppino. 164 00:13:50,710 --> 00:13:54,005 Frank, pure, enthusiastic, good-hearted, 165 00:13:54,680 --> 00:13:56,954 hopelessly gullible Peppino. 166 00:14:06,278 --> 00:14:07,406 Excuse me. 167 00:14:09,384 --> 00:14:12,198 Are you ill? - No. Just being discreet. 168 00:14:12,453 --> 00:14:13,737 I thought so. 169 00:14:16,420 --> 00:14:19,261 Hands off me! - I was picking up my glasses. 170 00:14:20,091 --> 00:14:21,430 How rude. 171 00:14:21,690 --> 00:14:24,217 He didn't want to be disruptive. 172 00:14:59,884 --> 00:15:01,253 Talking to me? 173 00:15:02,524 --> 00:15:04,405 I can lend you my jacket. 174 00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:08,293 Excuse me. Are you having me on? 175 00:15:08,413 --> 00:15:12,613 No. I was leaving. They won't let you in without a jacket. 176 00:15:12,733 --> 00:15:16,076 Not without a jacket. - Don't you want your pension? 177 00:15:16,543 --> 00:15:19,975 And you? - I've waited so long, a minute more, a minute less. 178 00:15:20,095 --> 00:15:21,791 Go on. I'll wait here. 179 00:15:23,250 --> 00:15:26,630 Go. - Sorry, sir. I'm afraid without a jacket... 180 00:15:27,028 --> 00:15:29,202 No worries. I'll enjoy the sun. 181 00:15:31,252 --> 00:15:32,350 Peppino! 182 00:15:33,924 --> 00:15:35,585 My dear Peppino... 183 00:15:37,173 --> 00:15:38,367 By the by... 184 00:15:38,925 --> 00:15:42,203 I hope he's at the station. Or I'll have to catch a cab. 185 00:15:43,886 --> 00:15:47,407 The problem is that for every good soul like Peppino 186 00:15:47,803 --> 00:15:50,103 there are a thousand skunks like me. 187 00:15:51,164 --> 00:15:52,620 Or like Trepossi. 188 00:15:55,692 --> 00:15:58,589 Sandro, I can't right now. Call me tomorrow. 189 00:16:08,165 --> 00:16:10,115 Do you want to cross? - Yes. 190 00:16:13,585 --> 00:16:14,766 A blind man! 191 00:16:15,492 --> 00:16:16,756 A blind man! 192 00:16:58,548 --> 00:17:00,048 After you, my child. 193 00:17:09,225 --> 00:17:12,247 I don't deserve it. Let me say, non sum dignus. 194 00:17:12,570 --> 00:17:13,647 No... 195 00:17:14,051 --> 00:17:16,774 You've always been a good Christian. 196 00:17:37,467 --> 00:17:39,646 One, two, three, four. Move! 197 00:17:40,703 --> 00:17:43,005 One, two, three, four. Move! 198 00:17:51,017 --> 00:17:53,819 Thank you, God, my merciful God! 199 00:17:54,493 --> 00:17:57,270 God's on my side. God's on my side. 200 00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:02,309 God is loving... 201 00:18:02,718 --> 00:18:04,586 because He's on your side. 202 00:18:05,074 --> 00:18:06,824 Trepossi, you disgust me. 203 00:18:08,090 --> 00:18:11,564 My dear Trepossi, my first call is for you. 204 00:18:12,264 --> 00:18:14,164 Yes, I'll hold, no worries. 205 00:18:18,538 --> 00:18:21,613 Peppino! - How's going? - See to my luggage. 206 00:18:22,339 --> 00:18:23,766 Hello, my friend. 207 00:18:24,272 --> 00:18:26,486 Sure, just give me a time. 208 00:18:27,210 --> 00:18:29,688 Go ahead. I'm in no hurry. 209 00:18:31,284 --> 00:18:33,360 Okay, I'll wait a few minutes. 210 00:18:35,176 --> 00:18:37,830 Maybe... Maybe I'll call you back. 211 00:18:42,751 --> 00:18:46,021 "My Dream", at the Archimedes. Who cares? 212 00:18:46,141 --> 00:18:48,634 "Slaves Exist", at the Ariston. 213 00:18:48,899 --> 00:18:52,281 Barberini, Bologna, Capranica... Trashy movies everywhere. 214 00:18:52,401 --> 00:18:56,350 At the Fiamma? - "How to marry an PM." - Again! 215 00:18:56,610 --> 00:18:59,225 I have to go now. Take care. 216 00:18:59,451 --> 00:19:02,133 Hold on, Spartacuccio wants to say bye-bye. 217 00:19:02,253 --> 00:19:03,352 Say bye. 218 00:19:03,570 --> 00:19:05,375 Bye! Bye, Daddy. 219 00:19:06,464 --> 00:19:09,111 Come on, say bye-bye. I'll make him say it. 220 00:19:09,389 --> 00:19:11,141 Don't go. Bye, Daddy! 221 00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:14,805 Damn! I'll catch a later train, but he has to say bye-bye. 222 00:19:14,925 --> 00:19:17,030 Say: Bye, Daddy! 223 00:19:17,347 --> 00:19:20,187 "Nude Sex by Night", the usual sluts. 224 00:19:20,307 --> 00:19:23,350 You've skipped "Metropolitan". Don't rush. - Right. 225 00:19:46,106 --> 00:19:48,195 Sandro, I'm parked illegally. 226 00:19:49,025 --> 00:19:51,360 I have an amazing gift. Come along. 227 00:19:54,648 --> 00:19:57,398 You look great. - Don't hold me like that... 228 00:19:58,799 --> 00:20:01,607 For your survey... - My luggage? - In there. 229 00:20:01,837 --> 00:20:04,230 The best idea you've ever had. 230 00:20:04,490 --> 00:20:06,840 But you must include good points too, 231 00:20:07,007 --> 00:20:08,784 not just junk. 232 00:20:09,434 --> 00:20:12,210 Got 30 minutes? I'll take you. You'll thank me. 233 00:20:12,470 --> 00:20:15,419 Where? Right now? - Yes. An hour at the most. 234 00:20:15,731 --> 00:20:17,975 Stop fooling around. - Trust me. 235 00:20:23,796 --> 00:20:26,468 What's it all about? - Trust me. 236 00:20:28,414 --> 00:20:31,470 And... where are we going? - Grottaferrata. 237 00:20:32,361 --> 00:20:33,619 Grottaferrata? 238 00:20:33,866 --> 00:20:35,863 30 km away? - Less than half. 239 00:20:36,098 --> 00:20:38,643 I was there last week, editing my novel. 240 00:20:38,763 --> 00:20:41,470 And you came across a nudist camp? 241 00:20:42,198 --> 00:20:43,534 Just wait. 242 00:20:44,183 --> 00:20:46,842 You will get there and be fascinated. 243 00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:49,050 You'll thank me for it. 244 00:20:49,709 --> 00:20:51,863 Lots of work going on... 245 00:20:52,397 --> 00:20:55,544 New piping everywhere. We had no water for 3 days. 246 00:20:56,024 --> 00:20:58,112 It was great. Really! 247 00:20:58,579 --> 00:21:01,465 Turning on the tap and seeing water again 248 00:21:01,945 --> 00:21:04,059 was such a joy... 249 00:21:04,397 --> 00:21:07,290 I lived through the war. But that was long ago. 250 00:21:07,565 --> 00:21:09,402 A sort of forgotten joy. 251 00:21:09,564 --> 00:21:10,844 A discovery! 252 00:21:24,252 --> 00:21:25,602 This is the spot. 253 00:21:27,586 --> 00:21:30,537 I'd come here to revise the draft of my novel. 254 00:21:30,657 --> 00:21:32,976 And every day, around this time... 255 00:21:34,987 --> 00:21:39,034 Do you realize we're evicting ourselves from the Garden of Eden? 256 00:21:40,163 --> 00:21:43,163 Concrete and progress are annihilating our world. 257 00:21:43,399 --> 00:21:45,972 So, what happens around this time? 258 00:21:46,168 --> 00:21:48,018 Here they come! Let's hide. 259 00:21:50,420 --> 00:21:52,022 Squat. Get down! 260 00:22:06,953 --> 00:22:10,224 My God, they're ugly! - True. And old too. 261 00:22:10,344 --> 00:22:12,451 Clearly, they're penniless. 262 00:22:12,944 --> 00:22:15,888 Old, odd and ugly. Quite unique. - Exactly. 263 00:22:16,524 --> 00:22:18,110 Yet, see how they walk? 264 00:22:19,015 --> 00:22:22,388 They're only passing through. You'd never have seen them. 265 00:22:23,076 --> 00:22:26,442 Who are they? - No idea. That's irrelevant. 266 00:22:29,753 --> 00:22:31,710 What's relevant, then? 267 00:22:36,862 --> 00:22:38,841 What? Just look at them. 268 00:22:39,239 --> 00:22:41,606 Old, odd and ugly, as you put it. 269 00:22:41,893 --> 00:22:45,579 But see how they soldier on... in total harmony. 270 00:22:50,791 --> 00:22:52,347 Can't you see? 271 00:22:54,306 --> 00:22:56,979 I'm a damned fool! I always fall for it. 272 00:22:58,170 --> 00:23:00,649 Peppino, I have so little time! 273 00:23:00,769 --> 00:23:03,568 You didn't even let me drop my luggage off. 274 00:23:04,346 --> 00:23:07,280 I couldn't ring Trepossi. An entire morning wasted 275 00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:10,970 to see those two skeletons, two freaks of nature... 276 00:23:11,995 --> 00:23:13,908 Who cares if they're happy? 277 00:23:14,388 --> 00:23:17,335 Too bad. I'd cry my eyes out if I were them. 278 00:23:21,302 --> 00:23:22,377 Let's go. 279 00:23:23,622 --> 00:23:26,943 I'm not coming. Take the car. I'll walk. 280 00:23:27,228 --> 00:23:30,892 Stop that. This whole thing is preposterous enough. 281 00:23:31,658 --> 00:23:35,160 You're right. Take my car and keep it in your garage. 282 00:23:35,550 --> 00:23:37,500 I'm off to Milan for a month. 283 00:23:37,639 --> 00:23:40,129 Stop. I don't feel like walking. 284 00:23:40,365 --> 00:23:42,790 Get in. That's really uncalled for. 285 00:23:43,429 --> 00:23:46,808 I'm walking. When I'm tired, I'll catch a tram. 286 00:23:47,223 --> 00:23:50,388 I'm in no mood for an argument. 287 00:23:50,622 --> 00:23:52,790 But we are arguing. - Okay. 288 00:24:16,995 --> 00:24:19,486 It's unheard of, in total harmony... 289 00:24:19,823 --> 00:24:22,586 That's what he thinks. How does he know? 290 00:24:23,417 --> 00:24:26,491 They came this morning, rates and mortgage. 291 00:24:28,930 --> 00:24:30,285 Poor Peppino... 292 00:24:30,517 --> 00:24:32,623 I'll call him tomorrow. 293 00:24:35,261 --> 00:24:37,162 I almost forgot, the phone. 294 00:24:37,408 --> 00:24:40,775 85,000 lire. Do you phone novels through? 295 00:24:41,371 --> 00:24:44,912 It's a fortune, almost half my fur repayment. 296 00:24:45,626 --> 00:24:47,338 That, too. - Of course. 297 00:24:48,947 --> 00:24:50,341 By the way... 298 00:24:57,823 --> 00:24:58,874 Sorry. 299 00:25:00,587 --> 00:25:04,005 Try to work on Trepossi. The award is tomorrow. 300 00:25:06,158 --> 00:25:07,936 Three million lire. 301 00:25:08,662 --> 00:25:11,542 It would come in very handy. - Sure. And how! 302 00:25:13,964 --> 00:25:16,883 You could pay off my fur and forget about it. 303 00:25:19,374 --> 00:25:22,638 A wife... another paragon of selfishness. 304 00:25:23,403 --> 00:25:25,881 They don't look like wives at first... 305 00:25:28,579 --> 00:25:30,998 Baby! My poor little darling! 306 00:25:31,190 --> 00:25:33,597 Murderers! - Is that yours, madam? 307 00:25:33,717 --> 00:25:36,457 That's immaterial. - Well? - Well nothing! 308 00:25:36,769 --> 00:25:38,623 Murderers! - Who? 309 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:42,879 We all know how they end up, killed like animals. 310 00:25:43,190 --> 00:25:44,344 Murderers! 311 00:25:44,531 --> 00:25:47,474 Stop or I'll call a cop. Officer, please... 312 00:25:48,356 --> 00:25:50,756 Watch out, he could bite you. 313 00:25:51,049 --> 00:25:55,096 Dogs only bite those who deserve it. They should do it more often. 314 00:25:56,017 --> 00:25:59,384 She insulted me publicly. - He wanted to kill my pet. 315 00:25:59,773 --> 00:26:02,293 Yours, my foot! Don't shift your ground. 316 00:26:02,466 --> 00:26:06,351 She called me a murderer. - What do you call a killer? 317 00:26:07,013 --> 00:26:09,828 I see no difference between a man and a dog. 318 00:26:10,071 --> 00:26:12,421 Besides, I believe in metempsychosis. 319 00:26:12,561 --> 00:26:15,845 If you were in India, a truly civilized nation. 320 00:26:16,107 --> 00:26:18,871 In India, a cow... - That may be so, madam. 321 00:26:19,118 --> 00:26:22,306 But your dog has no leash. And the muzzle? 322 00:26:22,605 --> 00:26:26,150 The lady is carrying her dog, that makes it a lap-dog. 323 00:26:26,352 --> 00:26:29,532 And as such it needs no leash or muzzle. 324 00:26:29,935 --> 00:26:32,419 I'm a journalist. I can vouch for it. 325 00:26:32,584 --> 00:26:36,358 Please do! Taxi! Could you get me a taxi? 326 00:26:36,877 --> 00:26:39,744 I have a car. I'd be honoured... 327 00:26:40,198 --> 00:26:41,534 If you insist. 328 00:26:43,739 --> 00:26:45,750 My little darling! Thank you. 329 00:26:51,588 --> 00:26:53,604 Well done! You love dogs too. 330 00:26:53,724 --> 00:26:57,475 It's impossible not to. - Some prefer cats. I have two. 331 00:26:57,845 --> 00:26:59,830 My Siamese is so jealous. 332 00:27:00,842 --> 00:27:04,157 I always get myself into trouble. Altruism's a bad habit. 333 00:27:04,277 --> 00:27:05,577 On the contrary. 334 00:27:05,759 --> 00:27:07,862 What will I do with him now? 335 00:27:10,067 --> 00:27:11,948 I can't abandon you. 336 00:27:12,350 --> 00:27:14,316 I can't take you home... 337 00:27:16,508 --> 00:27:20,870 Do you have any cats? - No. I have no pets. I live alone. 338 00:27:21,498 --> 00:27:24,021 Ideal. The dog will love it. 339 00:27:24,468 --> 00:27:26,035 Love what? - Your home! 340 00:27:26,222 --> 00:27:28,674 Don't give him plain meat. 341 00:27:28,977 --> 00:27:32,499 Always mix it with some boiled rice and... 342 00:27:34,679 --> 00:27:37,590 Give him a bath right away. He's ridden with fleas. 343 00:27:41,324 --> 00:27:44,268 My house isn't suitable. I swear. 344 00:27:44,567 --> 00:27:46,480 Shall we go and have a look? 345 00:27:55,938 --> 00:27:57,845 Put it away. - Yes, madam. 346 00:27:58,169 --> 00:28:00,154 Hello... Hi! 347 00:28:00,890 --> 00:28:02,597 We've just walked in. 348 00:28:04,394 --> 00:28:06,495 The usual nut case! 349 00:28:07,507 --> 00:28:09,714 Titta may not want to go out. 350 00:28:09,834 --> 00:28:13,763 Who is it? - Sensani. - Robertaccio! Go where? - Dancing. 351 00:28:14,022 --> 00:28:15,022 Sure. 352 00:28:15,364 --> 00:28:17,073 Okay. Where? - No! 353 00:28:17,437 --> 00:28:19,188 No, I can't. - Why? 354 00:28:19,784 --> 00:28:21,405 My hair's not done. 355 00:28:21,525 --> 00:28:23,974 Keep your hat on. - Sure! Are you mad? 356 00:28:25,673 --> 00:28:28,151 Sorry, Roberto. I misunderstood. 357 00:28:28,356 --> 00:28:30,630 Titta would have loved to, but... 358 00:28:30,750 --> 00:28:32,709 I'm tired. - She's tired. 359 00:28:34,045 --> 00:28:36,045 No... She's very sleepy. 360 00:28:37,511 --> 00:28:39,917 What? Sure, I'll come alone. 361 00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:41,950 Come off it! 362 00:28:42,210 --> 00:28:44,186 I won't come on my own. 363 00:28:44,704 --> 00:28:46,404 Because I don't like to. 364 00:28:48,012 --> 00:28:51,421 Lianella's there? Hug her on my account too. 365 00:28:52,653 --> 00:28:54,510 Who? Titta? 366 00:28:55,131 --> 00:28:56,631 What are you saying? 367 00:28:56,825 --> 00:28:59,710 You don't know her at all. - What? 368 00:29:00,401 --> 00:29:02,463 You're jealous of Lianella. 369 00:29:04,761 --> 00:29:06,279 What did you say? 370 00:29:07,096 --> 00:29:08,549 Go on, repeat it. 371 00:29:08,925 --> 00:29:10,560 What am I? 372 00:29:12,350 --> 00:29:13,851 You must be joking. 373 00:29:14,707 --> 00:29:18,586 Lianella's delightful. But I don't fear Bardot herself. 374 00:29:19,169 --> 00:29:22,465 Fancy me being jealous. I hate nags. 375 00:29:22,808 --> 00:29:24,780 Cut it out. Just say no. 376 00:29:25,810 --> 00:29:29,206 Want me to look like a bore who locks up her husband? 377 00:29:30,088 --> 00:29:31,982 No, nothing. 378 00:29:32,475 --> 00:29:36,483 A thriller's waiting for me. I wouldn't swap it for you. 379 00:29:37,054 --> 00:29:38,455 You must be mad. 380 00:29:40,129 --> 00:29:41,302 Really? 381 00:29:46,705 --> 00:29:47,872 Stop that. 382 00:29:48,897 --> 00:29:51,390 Know what? Sandro's on his way. 383 00:29:51,743 --> 00:29:53,834 But that's why he's coming. 384 00:29:54,267 --> 00:29:57,704 Actually, let me know if he cuts a fine figure. 385 00:29:58,410 --> 00:30:00,219 What are you up to? 386 00:30:00,540 --> 00:30:02,460 It's all settled. Bye! 387 00:30:04,950 --> 00:30:08,180 All done? - Yes, madam. Anything else? - Good night. 388 00:30:08,712 --> 00:30:11,294 I don't want to go dancing alone. 389 00:30:11,579 --> 00:30:12,863 But why? 390 00:30:13,035 --> 00:30:15,860 I don't want people to say I hold you captive. 391 00:30:15,980 --> 00:30:18,733 Hurry up! Don't tell me you hate it. 392 00:30:18,853 --> 00:30:21,696 Roberto's a nice chap. I can't sleep... 393 00:30:21,816 --> 00:30:24,407 See? Keep moving, then. Get ready. 394 00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:26,660 Yes, but... 395 00:30:31,856 --> 00:30:34,550 Wear your alpaca suit. It's much cooler. 396 00:30:38,300 --> 00:30:40,510 And your black, Herm�s tie... 397 00:30:41,738 --> 00:30:43,761 Your carnelian cufflinks... 398 00:30:44,066 --> 00:30:47,153 Black, cinnamon, carnelian... It's a perfect match. 399 00:30:51,221 --> 00:30:53,213 Well? Are you daydreaming? 400 00:30:54,082 --> 00:30:55,275 What's up? 401 00:30:56,300 --> 00:30:58,075 A sexy combination... 402 00:30:58,332 --> 00:31:00,731 Petticoat and hat. 403 00:31:02,002 --> 00:31:03,118 Really? 404 00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:07,555 I look so ugly tonight. - A real monster. 405 00:31:08,865 --> 00:31:11,706 Just as well Lianella will make up for it. 406 00:31:12,134 --> 00:31:14,106 Why don't you come too? 407 00:31:14,391 --> 00:31:18,426 Find it odd for a woman to let her husband be admired by her friends, 408 00:31:18,711 --> 00:31:20,253 knowingly? 409 00:31:20,727 --> 00:31:22,666 You don't say! - Of course. 410 00:31:23,869 --> 00:31:25,120 Titta... 411 00:31:29,269 --> 00:31:30,488 Stop that! 412 00:31:31,811 --> 00:31:33,602 Don't keep them waiting. 413 00:31:35,431 --> 00:31:37,895 Since you've chosen everything else, 414 00:31:38,388 --> 00:31:40,023 choose my shirt, too. 415 00:31:42,948 --> 00:31:43,999 All right. 416 00:31:46,697 --> 00:31:49,147 Don't just stand there. Get undressed. 417 00:31:49,267 --> 00:31:51,167 Titta, please... 418 00:31:52,192 --> 00:31:55,409 I got it. I won't budge until you're ready. 419 00:31:56,655 --> 00:31:59,625 By the way, how old is your Lianella? 420 00:31:59,950 --> 00:32:01,368 Nineteen, twenty? 421 00:32:01,562 --> 00:32:03,454 Nineteen. - A young girl. 422 00:32:04,076 --> 00:32:06,586 You must admit I've got better legs. 423 00:32:06,897 --> 00:32:09,452 You have the world's greatest legs. 424 00:32:09,572 --> 00:32:11,550 Sure... and narrow hips too. 425 00:32:11,810 --> 00:32:14,283 I never said that. - It's true. Look! 426 00:32:14,484 --> 00:32:17,350 If only I had a couple of extra centimetres. 427 00:32:19,633 --> 00:32:20,943 Well? What now? 428 00:32:21,527 --> 00:32:24,329 Titta... - Will you get dressed? 429 00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:29,200 What are you doing? What's come over you? 430 00:32:29,827 --> 00:32:31,550 Titta, you're so... 431 00:32:31,893 --> 00:32:33,265 Stop it. 432 00:32:33,512 --> 00:32:35,399 Go away. You'll be late. 433 00:32:36,904 --> 00:32:40,472 Go and get dressed. - Let me caress your feet first. 434 00:32:41,910 --> 00:32:43,710 Will you please go away? 435 00:32:44,790 --> 00:32:46,118 You're all mine. 436 00:32:46,343 --> 00:32:48,276 You'll embarrass me. 437 00:32:50,157 --> 00:32:53,080 I warn you. Don't get me started. 438 00:32:53,726 --> 00:32:55,997 What happens if I do? 439 00:32:56,646 --> 00:32:58,255 Just show me. 440 00:32:59,526 --> 00:33:01,874 You can be pig-headed at times. 441 00:33:10,204 --> 00:33:11,384 Mind my hat! 442 00:33:17,401 --> 00:33:18,879 Hurry up, now. 443 00:33:19,671 --> 00:33:21,967 Or they'll think I made a scene. 444 00:33:28,197 --> 00:33:30,195 As for your friend Roberto... 445 00:33:31,077 --> 00:33:33,133 Guess what he dared tell me? 446 00:33:34,132 --> 00:33:36,345 He invited you in order to see me. 447 00:33:38,711 --> 00:33:40,099 He says... 448 00:33:40,722 --> 00:33:43,284 Forget it. - Go on. What does he say? 449 00:33:43,803 --> 00:33:46,060 Can't you even do up your shirt? 450 00:33:46,839 --> 00:33:49,104 What does Roberto say? 451 00:33:49,281 --> 00:33:51,080 He was joking. Nothing. 452 00:33:51,599 --> 00:33:53,311 It's not the first time. 453 00:33:54,330 --> 00:33:56,611 He says he likes me a lot... 454 00:33:56,835 --> 00:33:58,378 When he sees me... 455 00:33:59,131 --> 00:34:02,445 his mouth goes dry and his blood rises to his ears. 456 00:34:02,951 --> 00:34:04,163 Charming! 457 00:34:04,721 --> 00:34:07,746 He's a true friend. - I nearly forgot. He said... 458 00:34:08,574 --> 00:34:09,599 "Titta... 459 00:34:10,027 --> 00:34:12,829 you have an unforgettable mouth, 460 00:34:13,270 --> 00:34:15,527 worth losing one's soul for." 461 00:34:16,085 --> 00:34:17,576 He said what? 462 00:34:18,575 --> 00:34:21,539 He was just being funny. - Funny, my foot! 463 00:34:22,396 --> 00:34:23,583 Go away. 464 00:34:25,710 --> 00:34:28,733 Besides, what can you tell from a mouth? 465 00:34:58,592 --> 00:34:59,592 Hello? 466 00:35:00,570 --> 00:35:01,821 Robertaccio! 467 00:35:02,211 --> 00:35:04,325 Of course. He just left. 468 00:35:05,117 --> 00:35:06,117 Have fun. 469 00:35:11,601 --> 00:35:13,830 When you get there, have a brandy. 470 00:35:14,797 --> 00:35:16,597 You're a little off color. 471 00:35:29,789 --> 00:35:32,139 She's honest about thrillers, though. 472 00:35:32,345 --> 00:35:35,199 She loves them and they induce her to sleep. 473 00:35:36,146 --> 00:35:39,187 But when, sometimes, they don't work... 474 00:35:46,625 --> 00:35:48,272 What? - Turn around. 475 00:35:49,155 --> 00:35:52,307 Titta, I'm sound sleep. - But I'm not. 476 00:35:52,917 --> 00:35:54,085 Well, then? 477 00:35:54,474 --> 00:35:58,875 Give Titta a little scratch, so Titta can go beddy-byes and leave you alone. 478 00:36:24,123 --> 00:36:25,861 No, be good now! 479 00:36:26,413 --> 00:36:28,047 I'm falling asleep. 480 00:36:30,009 --> 00:36:31,578 I'm wide awake now. 481 00:36:34,173 --> 00:36:35,385 Keep going. 482 00:36:36,631 --> 00:36:38,907 Keep scratching, don't be selfish. 483 00:37:07,843 --> 00:37:08,843 Sorry! 484 00:37:09,315 --> 00:37:11,909 Care for a drink? - No. Just a second... 485 00:37:23,235 --> 00:37:27,604 What about giving it a little oil? - Sounds like a cicada, quite cute. 486 00:37:30,523 --> 00:37:32,313 But if it bothers you... 487 00:37:40,321 --> 00:37:42,098 Having problems? - What? 488 00:37:42,487 --> 00:37:44,829 Looking for a word or an idea? 489 00:37:46,794 --> 00:37:48,604 Any point in asking me? 490 00:37:49,356 --> 00:37:53,261 It's not that, darling. I'm editing. - You could dictate it to me. 491 00:37:53,728 --> 00:37:55,726 I can't do it that way. 492 00:37:56,471 --> 00:37:59,689 If someone stands behind me when I'm writing, I... 493 00:37:59,853 --> 00:38:01,725 Right. I'm sorry! 494 00:38:02,093 --> 00:38:04,032 I'm not up to it, I know. 495 00:38:04,382 --> 00:38:07,950 Come off it. - You may wonder why you married me. 496 00:38:08,522 --> 00:38:10,208 Apart from the obvious. 497 00:38:15,683 --> 00:38:17,953 Are you out? - To everyone. 498 00:38:18,251 --> 00:38:20,080 Hello? How are you? 499 00:38:20,573 --> 00:38:22,662 I can barely hear you. 500 00:38:23,064 --> 00:38:24,997 It must be your telephone. 501 00:38:25,438 --> 00:38:27,137 Okay. Do call again. 502 00:38:28,143 --> 00:38:30,093 It was Lianella, your floozy. 503 00:38:30,258 --> 00:38:32,826 She's asked me out. - Great! 504 00:38:33,578 --> 00:38:36,399 You're getting rid of me. - No, darling. 505 00:38:47,016 --> 00:38:48,016 Hello! 506 00:38:48,703 --> 00:38:50,687 I hear you clearly now. 507 00:38:51,193 --> 00:38:54,462 Sorry, my dear. I can't. I must stay at home. 508 00:38:54,929 --> 00:38:55,929 Go... 509 00:38:57,964 --> 00:39:00,253 Sandro's working, you know. 510 00:39:00,727 --> 00:39:04,208 Which means he's in another world. In a trance. 511 00:39:04,873 --> 00:39:08,337 He looks so powerless, desperately needing protection. 512 00:39:08,778 --> 00:39:09,913 Afraid so... 513 00:39:10,536 --> 00:39:14,570 Intellectuals looks so self-assured, but they yearn for everything. 514 00:39:14,856 --> 00:39:17,450 Understanding, atmosphere... 515 00:39:18,248 --> 00:39:21,699 Do me a favor! Assist him? That's not the point. 516 00:39:21,901 --> 00:39:23,750 Though I was an A student. 517 00:39:25,299 --> 00:39:27,673 Of course, I keep very quiet. 518 00:39:28,049 --> 00:39:31,384 But now and then I give him a suggestion, a clue... 519 00:39:32,602 --> 00:39:33,750 By the way... 520 00:39:34,421 --> 00:39:37,567 I bumped into Carlotta. She's double the size. 521 00:39:37,931 --> 00:39:41,692 "Fat is beautiful", she says. She may have fewer lines 522 00:39:41,848 --> 00:39:44,028 but she's as wide as a desk! 523 00:39:44,877 --> 00:39:46,537 Sandro! The swing! 524 00:39:52,843 --> 00:39:56,592 Enough! Enough of being a recluse in my home. 525 00:39:57,007 --> 00:39:58,757 Fresh air, where are you? 526 00:40:04,911 --> 00:40:09,387 Star, you're a sun surrounded by servant planets. 527 00:40:10,450 --> 00:40:14,390 There are billions of suns in our galaxy alone... 528 00:40:16,266 --> 00:40:19,701 And there are billions of galaxies in the universe. 529 00:40:23,340 --> 00:40:26,512 Think what all of you men are with your egos. 530 00:40:26,927 --> 00:40:29,768 Infinitesimal particles of nothing. 531 00:40:30,448 --> 00:40:33,336 Starting with me, naturally. Perhaps... 532 00:40:35,649 --> 00:40:37,160 Oh, infinity! 533 00:40:38,185 --> 00:40:39,185 True... 534 00:40:39,405 --> 00:40:41,169 Yet, humans don't care. 535 00:40:41,688 --> 00:40:43,543 Other things matter more. 536 00:40:44,036 --> 00:40:45,580 They sleep. 537 00:40:52,930 --> 00:40:55,664 Bet she's not wearing her pyjama pants... 538 00:40:57,312 --> 00:40:59,206 There! Told you! 539 00:41:03,544 --> 00:41:04,627 Too bad! 540 00:41:05,613 --> 00:41:08,110 Titta, are you still in the bathroom? 541 00:41:11,146 --> 00:41:15,069 I feel like having an early night too. After five days away... 542 00:41:35,636 --> 00:41:37,374 Do it up for me, please. 543 00:41:38,191 --> 00:41:39,871 What's this? 544 00:41:40,377 --> 00:41:42,614 See what I do for you? - For me? 545 00:41:42,874 --> 00:41:45,812 Yes, so that you have an attractive wife. 546 00:41:46,162 --> 00:41:48,854 Sorry, but I... - Can't speak right now! 547 00:41:49,515 --> 00:41:52,135 Phoned Trepossi, immediate answer. 548 00:41:52,420 --> 00:41:55,306 Will meet you tomorrow. 9 a.m., usual caf�. 549 00:41:55,426 --> 00:41:56,448 Okay. 550 00:42:16,398 --> 00:42:18,479 'Night, sweetheart. - 'Night. 551 00:43:21,134 --> 00:43:23,417 END OF DAY ONE 552 00:43:33,309 --> 00:43:34,937 DAY TWO 553 00:44:29,902 --> 00:44:34,430 Humans are so selfish. Laughing at someone else's misery. 554 00:44:36,986 --> 00:44:41,150 I'll jump off because you disgust me. Your horns are as tall as a tower. 555 00:44:41,270 --> 00:44:44,071 You bunch of vultures gorging on the dead! 556 00:44:44,706 --> 00:44:49,224 Your wallets are full of whores! You sewer rats with yachts! 557 00:44:49,603 --> 00:44:52,064 They'll put a tax on your horns soon! 558 00:44:52,826 --> 00:44:56,746 He says he's unemployed. - If all the unemployed... 559 00:44:57,849 --> 00:44:59,470 We'll applaud! 560 00:44:59,937 --> 00:45:02,706 He's not going to jump. - He will. 561 00:45:02,988 --> 00:45:04,914 No, he won't. 562 00:45:05,083 --> 00:45:06,483 It's all bullshit. 563 00:45:06,648 --> 00:45:08,426 Let's get out of here. 564 00:45:19,436 --> 00:45:20,629 Kill him! 565 00:45:21,317 --> 00:45:23,237 Teach him a lesson. 566 00:45:23,664 --> 00:45:26,415 Look, he's blown his head off. 567 00:45:26,700 --> 00:45:29,842 What a shot, man! - Gee, this is fun! 568 00:45:37,246 --> 00:45:39,710 Good morning! - Good morning, sir. 569 00:45:40,807 --> 00:45:44,490 Some laugh at people's troubles, others live off them. 570 00:45:45,230 --> 00:45:47,270 Congratulations. I envy you. 571 00:45:47,722 --> 00:45:51,491 We must keep fit. Look! Do what I do. 572 00:45:51,831 --> 00:45:55,590 Bend forward, chest out... Bend forward, chest out... 573 00:45:59,410 --> 00:46:00,837 Breathe in... 574 00:46:01,434 --> 00:46:02,684 Loosening up... 575 00:46:05,653 --> 00:46:06,995 Loosening up... 576 00:46:11,031 --> 00:46:13,638 That's how you get your reward, is it? 577 00:46:26,862 --> 00:46:28,360 Excellence... 578 00:46:39,492 --> 00:46:42,349 Sack Tagliaferri and the crisis will end. 579 00:46:42,469 --> 00:46:46,415 He comes Panizza. - Is he centre centre? - Centre right. - Really? 580 00:46:46,660 --> 00:46:48,935 Centre right pragmatist. 581 00:46:49,055 --> 00:46:50,855 A rationalist, that is. 582 00:46:50,975 --> 00:46:55,510 Watch out, Colantuoni's observing us. He's related to Tagliaferri. 583 00:46:56,002 --> 00:46:58,727 Cut him off from the right and you'll win. 584 00:46:59,194 --> 00:47:00,601 I'll keep in touch. 585 00:47:01,496 --> 00:47:05,240 Befriending the enemy, are we? - Just testing the ground. 586 00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:07,916 Will they compromise? - Did they tell you? 587 00:47:08,036 --> 00:47:10,750 I have the names. Eight plus Morganti. 588 00:47:10,870 --> 00:47:13,150 Centre right, too? - True blue. 589 00:47:13,410 --> 00:47:16,818 Look at that creep. - Let's nominate Colantuoni 590 00:47:16,938 --> 00:47:19,730 in lieu of Tagliaferri. - And make them stronger? 591 00:47:19,850 --> 00:47:21,500 We'll trap them anyhow. 592 00:47:22,410 --> 00:47:24,434 No word from Tagliaferri yet. 593 00:47:24,685 --> 00:47:28,435 Waiting for a union move? - He had a stroke and lost his speech. 594 00:47:29,222 --> 00:47:33,150 What about Colantuoni? - He wants Zacco to speak first. 595 00:47:33,410 --> 00:47:36,550 The Senate will give him the chop. - Perfect! 596 00:47:37,591 --> 00:47:39,946 Guess who their candidate is. - Speak up. 597 00:47:40,066 --> 00:47:42,936 The accord's 4th man... - A moderate. 598 00:47:43,056 --> 00:47:44,885 Laurenzi. - I knew it. 599 00:47:45,005 --> 00:47:46,870 Their candidate? - Pinin. 600 00:47:47,285 --> 00:47:50,585 With Panizza. - But he's centre right! - Centre centre. 601 00:47:54,589 --> 00:47:56,489 Tagliaferri has passed away. 602 00:48:01,873 --> 00:48:03,086 Gentlemen... 603 00:48:04,325 --> 00:48:05,661 Tagliaferri... 604 00:48:06,543 --> 00:48:08,190 Let's go, please. 605 00:48:08,942 --> 00:48:09,992 Come along. 606 00:48:50,749 --> 00:48:52,358 It's give and take. 607 00:48:52,478 --> 00:48:55,354 Our Under-Secretary No. 7 will be... 608 00:48:55,692 --> 00:48:56,718 Finizio! 609 00:48:58,657 --> 00:49:00,507 God Forbid! I'm a simple... 610 00:49:00,627 --> 00:49:03,521 Say yes. Or we'll have to start from scratch. 611 00:49:04,502 --> 00:49:07,110 In that case, for the sake of peace... 612 00:49:22,656 --> 00:49:24,710 My portrayal, my friends, 613 00:49:24,830 --> 00:49:27,443 will make you die of scorn. 614 00:49:40,652 --> 00:49:41,820 May I? 615 00:49:43,454 --> 00:49:45,108 Forgive my intruding, 616 00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:46,931 but it's 8.30. 617 00:49:48,540 --> 00:49:51,069 You're to see Trepossi at 9 o'clock. 618 00:49:59,366 --> 00:50:00,787 Damn it! 619 00:50:01,571 --> 00:50:03,601 They can break into your car, 620 00:50:03,835 --> 00:50:07,735 dismantle it in broad daylight, no cop will notice. 621 00:50:07,855 --> 00:50:10,955 But park in a restricted zone for one minute and... 622 00:50:13,070 --> 00:50:15,717 At least I'm not the only one. 623 00:50:18,458 --> 00:50:20,495 There are 6 other victims. 624 00:50:25,357 --> 00:50:26,957 Here comes the eighth. 625 00:50:27,465 --> 00:50:30,332 To each their turn. That's equality for you. 626 00:50:31,979 --> 00:50:36,670 Sir, Mr. Trepossi couldn't wait. You can call him at the paper. 627 00:50:42,394 --> 00:50:44,736 Not before 12, he said. 628 00:50:45,609 --> 00:50:47,270 But it's hardly 9 o'clock. 629 00:50:47,607 --> 00:50:51,070 Three hours is no big deal. Time flies. A strong black? 630 00:50:51,401 --> 00:50:52,688 Forget it. 631 00:51:04,198 --> 00:51:08,115 Hurry up! Move! Faster! You bunch of lazy sheep! 632 00:51:10,913 --> 00:51:13,336 Stop! Or it's the end of you. 633 00:51:15,376 --> 00:51:17,062 Urbis et orbi... 634 00:51:17,718 --> 00:51:19,303 Urbis et orbi... 635 00:51:21,729 --> 00:51:25,287 No doubt human beings are born with a God complex. 636 00:51:26,260 --> 00:51:28,712 The moment they walk on a podium... 637 00:51:37,743 --> 00:51:40,977 Be it a podium, stage or balcony.... 638 00:51:42,789 --> 00:51:45,190 It's me, up here, and you, down there. 639 00:51:58,471 --> 00:52:00,774 Pumpkin game! Pumpkin game! 640 00:52:01,813 --> 00:52:04,174 I'll be the farmer. - No, I will. 641 00:52:04,294 --> 00:52:07,190 Why? - You were yesterday. Today it's my turn. 642 00:52:07,310 --> 00:52:10,888 So, you'll be pumpkin 1, pumpkin 2... - Four! - Three! 643 00:52:11,254 --> 00:52:12,790 No. 5, 6 and 7. 644 00:52:13,572 --> 00:52:15,991 Three pumpkins are missing from my plot. 645 00:52:16,111 --> 00:52:17,841 Why 3? - How many, then? 646 00:52:17,961 --> 00:52:20,111 Two. - Why two? - How many, then? 647 00:52:20,231 --> 00:52:22,150 One pumpkin. - Why one? 648 00:52:24,966 --> 00:52:28,616 Where the death of 50 million people was planned: MUNICH 1938 649 00:52:40,395 --> 00:52:42,542 Eight pumpkins are missing 650 00:52:43,190 --> 00:52:44,546 from my plot! 651 00:52:44,716 --> 00:52:46,972 Why eight pumpkins, please? 652 00:52:47,092 --> 00:52:49,470 How many then? - Seven pumpkins. 653 00:52:50,117 --> 00:52:52,569 Why seven? - How many then? 654 00:52:52,765 --> 00:52:54,150 Three pumpkins. 655 00:52:54,929 --> 00:52:56,888 Why three? - How many then? 656 00:52:57,008 --> 00:52:59,002 Eight! Then eight there shall be! 657 00:52:59,122 --> 00:53:00,593 I said, three. 658 00:53:00,713 --> 00:53:03,550 I said, eight pumpkins. - Why...? 659 00:53:04,265 --> 00:53:05,692 eight pumpkins? 660 00:53:06,723 --> 00:53:07,864 Why? 661 00:53:08,782 --> 00:53:10,590 How many, then? 662 00:53:10,850 --> 00:53:13,150 No more than seven pumpkins. 663 00:53:13,410 --> 00:53:16,375 Then I say the entire plot! 664 00:53:46,055 --> 00:53:49,389 No. I refuse to march with all these morons. 665 00:53:49,753 --> 00:53:50,842 No way. 666 00:54:09,237 --> 00:54:10,625 Gee, it's cool! 667 00:54:12,065 --> 00:54:13,725 It's so hot outside. 668 00:54:14,724 --> 00:54:16,540 This is the real thing. 669 00:54:17,137 --> 00:54:18,901 No air-conditioning. 670 00:54:19,381 --> 00:54:20,821 Very well. 671 00:54:21,313 --> 00:54:24,881 I know why you're in here. "Refugium Peccatorum", my foot! 672 00:54:25,270 --> 00:54:27,948 "Frigidarium Peccatorum" is more like it. 673 00:54:28,506 --> 00:54:30,725 "Refugium" is okay when it rains. 674 00:54:32,436 --> 00:54:36,389 True. It would be quite enlightening compiling a list of the reasons 675 00:54:36,509 --> 00:54:39,353 why people go to God's house. 676 00:54:39,874 --> 00:54:41,924 Other than the weather, I mean. 677 00:54:43,370 --> 00:54:44,894 There's worse. 678 00:54:45,143 --> 00:54:48,316 Some come here just to gather their thoughts. 679 00:54:49,168 --> 00:54:51,795 I'd better jot that down or I'll forget. 680 00:54:54,304 --> 00:54:58,534 What about those lovely ladies flocking to mass in a cloud of devotion 681 00:54:58,936 --> 00:55:00,246 and Diorissimo? 682 00:55:02,464 --> 00:55:06,156 I will pray, worship and sing, with my gorgeous diamond ring. 683 00:55:11,887 --> 00:55:14,987 Virgin Mary, be my rock. I look lovely in this frock. 684 00:55:16,088 --> 00:55:19,927 In the Lord I will confide. Look at my front, back and side. 685 00:55:20,589 --> 00:55:23,292 O merciful St Theodore, my hat is from Dior. 686 00:55:33,490 --> 00:55:37,095 When I look at you, from up here, 687 00:55:37,614 --> 00:55:41,376 I ask myself: "Are there no poor people in my parish?" 688 00:55:42,427 --> 00:55:46,967 But when I look at the alms box in the sacristy, I ask myself: 689 00:55:47,305 --> 00:55:48,926 "Where are the rich?" 690 00:56:02,312 --> 00:56:04,305 I'll pay the balance, 691 00:56:04,751 --> 00:56:08,487 when you get me the contract. 692 00:56:09,304 --> 00:56:10,542 Understand? 693 00:56:11,088 --> 00:56:13,203 Yet, it's not so long ago 694 00:56:13,323 --> 00:56:17,031 when men flocked to church with great enthusiasm. 695 00:56:17,706 --> 00:56:19,807 And you couldn't get them out. 696 00:56:22,992 --> 00:56:24,737 Any partisans in here? 697 00:56:27,066 --> 00:56:31,390 We must search now! - You can't. - We'll do what we please! 698 00:56:34,955 --> 00:56:35,992 Watch out! 699 00:56:38,652 --> 00:56:39,652 Keep back! 700 00:56:43,193 --> 00:56:45,521 Other functions of God's house: 701 00:56:45,884 --> 00:56:47,790 education and tourism. 702 00:56:50,081 --> 00:56:53,791 At last! Someone who's here to pray. 703 00:56:59,342 --> 00:57:00,471 660... 704 00:57:06,283 --> 00:57:07,399 690... 705 00:57:08,993 --> 00:57:11,685 Thirty days' indulgence for ejaculation. 706 00:57:12,055 --> 00:57:14,634 He'll earn 50 years before vespers. 707 00:57:15,292 --> 00:57:17,142 After all, it's quite true, 708 00:57:17,465 --> 00:57:20,040 you don't have to deserve God's love. 709 00:57:20,302 --> 00:57:23,350 God has to deserve yours by... 710 00:57:23,610 --> 00:57:25,621 by making Himself useful. 711 00:57:26,529 --> 00:57:28,365 Make Roma win the match. 712 00:57:29,454 --> 00:57:32,288 Also Spal, Atalanta and Padova. 713 00:57:33,809 --> 00:57:36,858 Make Milan, Bologna and Fiorentina lose. 714 00:57:38,271 --> 00:57:40,392 Make all the others draw. 715 00:57:41,189 --> 00:57:42,189 Amen. 716 00:57:45,444 --> 00:57:49,835 Good Lord, make the government fall. It's in your interest too. 717 00:57:51,821 --> 00:57:55,921 Grant my wish, Lord. Make that crook drop dead. 718 00:57:56,946 --> 00:58:00,310 You can do that. Or do you want me to see to it? 719 00:58:01,133 --> 00:58:03,704 Then you come here, you kneel down, 720 00:58:04,085 --> 00:58:06,796 an act of contrition and a few Hail Marys, 721 00:58:07,191 --> 00:58:10,227 and everything is fine. If only I had it my way... 722 00:58:10,845 --> 00:58:12,181 Tell me, my son. 723 00:58:12,531 --> 00:58:14,390 I stole public money. 724 00:58:17,396 --> 00:58:18,959 I can't hear you. 725 00:58:19,309 --> 00:58:22,059 I stole public money. 726 00:58:23,014 --> 00:58:24,150 Louder! 727 00:58:26,802 --> 00:58:28,590 I stole public money. 728 00:58:29,376 --> 00:58:30,453 Louder! 729 00:58:30,629 --> 00:58:33,620 I stole public money. Everyone can hear me. 730 00:58:34,061 --> 00:58:36,941 Just what I wanted. You shameless crook! 731 00:58:37,745 --> 00:58:40,936 Tell me, my child. - I was rude to my father. 732 00:58:41,533 --> 00:58:45,539 Actually, I insulted him to defend Pop Art. 733 00:58:46,316 --> 00:58:50,235 You insulted your father to defend what? 734 00:58:50,520 --> 00:58:52,030 Pop Art. 735 00:58:54,581 --> 00:58:57,830 Go and say the Lord's Prayer in front of the altar. 736 00:58:58,274 --> 00:59:01,225 And sing Waltzing Matilda in front of the Cenotaph. 737 00:59:01,384 --> 00:59:04,709 They'll think I'm nuts. - But you are nuts. 738 00:59:05,130 --> 00:59:07,550 Totally nuts! Get out of here! 739 00:59:09,716 --> 00:59:12,506 And you? What are your sins? 740 00:59:18,753 --> 00:59:20,089 What are yours? 741 00:59:23,683 --> 00:59:24,779 Mine? 742 00:59:25,175 --> 00:59:26,303 Mine... 743 00:59:27,445 --> 00:59:28,561 Mine... 744 00:59:30,721 --> 00:59:32,206 Trams! 745 00:59:33,231 --> 00:59:36,565 More selfishness galore. Why don't I ever catch them? 746 00:59:36,780 --> 00:59:39,299 Push them in. It's empty inside. 747 00:59:39,909 --> 00:59:42,286 Where are you going? It's packed. 748 00:59:42,406 --> 00:59:44,397 Didn't you say it was empty? 749 00:59:49,867 --> 00:59:51,761 Not Indro! He's a pain. 750 00:59:52,164 --> 00:59:54,174 How will I get rid of him? 751 00:59:54,544 --> 00:59:58,095 Peppino told me about your survey on selfishness. 752 00:59:58,323 --> 01:00:00,878 I have stacks of information. - I must go. 753 01:00:00,998 --> 01:00:02,718 I'll come too. - Don't! 754 01:00:03,267 --> 01:00:05,897 Remember, I have stacks of information. 755 01:00:06,594 --> 01:00:08,950 See you soon. - Don't forget. Bye. 756 01:00:09,808 --> 01:00:11,520 Excuse me. - Sorry. 757 01:00:12,169 --> 01:00:13,719 I was saying goodbye. 758 01:00:29,658 --> 01:00:31,143 A funeral. 759 01:00:31,805 --> 01:00:34,049 How sad. - It disturbs me. 760 01:00:34,490 --> 01:00:35,710 Such is life. 761 01:00:36,446 --> 01:00:39,417 Occasionally, we do feel for our fellow humans. 762 01:01:05,906 --> 01:01:09,149 Children rejoicing at a sudden holiday. 763 01:01:10,148 --> 01:01:12,113 The President's been shot. 764 01:01:13,839 --> 01:01:18,751 I recommend the 85,000 lira package. Satin coffin, gold and plumage... 765 01:01:18,985 --> 01:01:20,546 All-inclusive. 766 01:01:20,844 --> 01:01:22,472 When did he leave? 767 01:01:22,781 --> 01:01:27,230 Let's go for the 56,000 one. I have to tell you it's a tad sombre. 768 01:01:28,250 --> 01:01:30,949 Last rites in Via Palermo, 2. - Okay. 769 01:01:31,208 --> 01:01:33,699 White coffin to Via Boncompagni, 43. 770 01:01:34,055 --> 01:01:35,781 Deluxe carriage. 771 01:01:35,977 --> 01:01:37,727 Accident in Corso Italia. 772 01:01:37,847 --> 01:01:40,037 Hold it. - Quickly! - Go on. 773 01:01:40,157 --> 01:01:42,906 A Mercedes and a Buick... 774 01:01:43,178 --> 01:01:45,772 All Americans. Three coffins by sea. 775 01:01:45,892 --> 01:01:50,630 Hello? I need another obituary column for Mr. Ceresia Papabon. 776 01:01:50,750 --> 01:01:52,850 Another one? Where can I put it? 777 01:01:53,045 --> 01:01:56,128 So many deaths today! - It's only one person. 778 01:01:56,417 --> 01:01:58,544 A massacre! - He was a general. 779 01:01:59,686 --> 01:02:02,670 Your funeral notice must wait until tomorrow. 780 01:02:02,836 --> 01:02:04,458 It's all over for him. 781 01:02:06,002 --> 01:02:08,544 Listen, I have another obituary column. 782 01:02:09,005 --> 01:02:11,270 Keep the two births on hold. 783 01:02:11,794 --> 01:02:15,687 No way! They came from the boss himself. Our editor, you jackass. 784 01:02:15,807 --> 01:02:17,557 Maybe he was behind them. 785 01:02:17,723 --> 01:02:21,862 By the way, remove "Heart of a City". No one's sending donations. 786 01:02:25,336 --> 01:02:28,715 Hello! - Hi, selfishness-flogger. I've something for you. 787 01:02:28,881 --> 01:02:30,854 Is the suicide off? - Yes. 788 01:02:31,814 --> 01:02:34,030 I'd found a good title. - What? 789 01:02:34,668 --> 01:02:38,105 I'll read you the facts first. Where's the suicide note? 790 01:02:38,848 --> 01:02:41,757 You, who deny altruism... - But this is a suicide. 791 01:02:41,877 --> 01:02:45,493 "My beloved, it breaks my heart having to leave you, etc... 792 01:02:46,144 --> 01:02:49,830 At least the creditors won't be hard on you and the kids." 793 01:02:49,950 --> 01:02:52,812 So, bang, he shot himself. - Poor devil. 794 01:02:53,733 --> 01:02:56,885 "You're a strong woman, though you never worked. 795 01:02:57,715 --> 01:03:01,464 No sacrifice will be too great for the good of our children." 796 01:03:02,443 --> 01:03:04,895 There are three plus one on the way. 797 01:03:05,803 --> 01:03:08,003 "As I face the ultimate sacrifice, 798 01:03:08,123 --> 01:03:11,299 I entrust my old and frail mother to you." 799 01:03:11,419 --> 01:03:12,500 Well... 800 01:03:12,975 --> 01:03:15,673 "My mother and Maria, too." - As well! 801 01:03:16,931 --> 01:03:19,461 "You know an asylum would kill her. 802 01:03:19,581 --> 01:03:22,249 Keep her in Blossom House at all costs." 803 01:03:22,427 --> 01:03:25,291 Blast him! - It's already been done. 804 01:03:26,024 --> 01:03:29,724 "Goodbye, Enrica. I'm dying for you. I only have one last wish. 805 01:03:29,844 --> 01:03:32,294 Remember our pledge on our first night? 806 01:03:32,414 --> 01:03:34,950 Of course you do. So you won't remarry. 807 01:03:35,438 --> 01:03:37,662 This is the last wish of your..." 808 01:03:38,518 --> 01:03:40,818 Title? - "Generosity of a Suicide." 809 01:03:41,339 --> 01:03:43,493 No. "You Won't be Alone." 810 01:03:44,349 --> 01:03:46,636 Who's here for Mr. Trepossi? - Me. 811 01:03:46,904 --> 01:03:48,649 Can I have it? - Sure. 812 01:03:49,758 --> 01:03:53,622 He had to rush to the Vatican. He'd like you to call him. 813 01:04:06,585 --> 01:04:07,911 Your Eminence... 814 01:04:15,021 --> 01:04:16,649 Okay. I'll call him. 815 01:04:39,180 --> 01:04:40,250 Sandro! 816 01:04:42,001 --> 01:04:44,936 Hi! How are you? - I'm fine. And you? 817 01:04:45,092 --> 01:04:47,745 Two illustrious men together. 818 01:04:47,978 --> 01:04:50,440 Give me a break! - Push off. 819 01:04:50,725 --> 01:04:53,709 All spruced up, so dapper... 820 01:04:54,085 --> 01:04:57,996 Where are you off to? - The Robertis'... their annual do. 821 01:04:58,153 --> 01:05:00,968 The Capranica Award is coming up. 822 01:05:01,876 --> 01:05:03,026 No? - Thanks. 823 01:05:03,861 --> 01:05:07,124 So, you got it? - Not yet. It's no big deal. 824 01:05:07,507 --> 01:05:10,114 Will it be your third award this year? 825 01:05:10,387 --> 01:05:11,641 Who cares? 826 01:05:11,808 --> 01:05:15,093 Wait. I'll take it from here. You'll look taller. 827 01:05:16,221 --> 01:05:17,390 Brotherly... 828 01:05:20,094 --> 01:05:22,416 Awards don't mean a thing. 829 01:05:22,536 --> 01:05:25,529 Trepossi wants me to go to the Robertis'. 830 01:05:25,841 --> 01:05:29,599 "You were chosen unanimously. But you must be there", he said. 831 01:05:29,945 --> 01:05:32,332 Is he in? - Yes, he is. 832 01:05:32,838 --> 01:05:35,958 He was about to go out. I'm pressed for time. 833 01:05:36,156 --> 01:05:40,609 Besides, I might even impress the refined female audience. 834 01:05:41,635 --> 01:05:43,581 Good luck. - I'll need it. 835 01:05:45,528 --> 01:05:48,911 You sure will. All spruced up 836 01:05:49,031 --> 01:05:50,673 and his fly open. 837 01:05:51,368 --> 01:05:53,262 Really? His fly open? 838 01:05:53,671 --> 01:05:56,369 Doesn't he know? And you didn't tell him? 839 01:05:58,289 --> 01:06:02,110 So, he'll get there... with his britches undone? 840 01:06:02,230 --> 01:06:05,440 Why do you think I was photographing from below? 841 01:06:05,616 --> 01:06:09,177 Think of the headline... "An Opening in the Centre" 842 01:06:09,297 --> 01:06:11,058 Holy shit! 843 01:06:11,280 --> 01:06:13,195 See you. - You creep! 844 01:06:13,779 --> 01:06:15,518 Sandro? Here he comes. 845 01:06:15,828 --> 01:06:17,750 Weren't you Moratti's friend? 846 01:06:18,010 --> 01:06:20,239 Peppino, yes... Why "weren't I"? 847 01:06:20,359 --> 01:06:23,054 Milan just called. He died this morning. 848 01:06:23,444 --> 01:06:26,311 Peppino's dead? God! He was my age. 849 01:06:26,972 --> 01:06:28,576 How? - An accident. 850 01:06:28,939 --> 01:06:30,150 Just as well... 851 01:06:30,474 --> 01:06:33,494 I'm holding. We'll get the details tonight. 852 01:06:33,845 --> 01:06:37,245 What a halfwit! A worker was falling from the scaffolding 853 01:06:37,365 --> 01:06:40,022 and he ran to catch him with open arms. 854 01:06:40,995 --> 01:06:43,910 Will you write the story? Who better than you? 855 01:06:56,314 --> 01:07:00,896 "In this world of false bravery, wickedness and false compassion, 856 01:07:01,016 --> 01:07:03,611 false generosity and false friendship 857 01:07:04,110 --> 01:07:07,055 perhaps you were the only one left, Peppino, 858 01:07:07,638 --> 01:07:09,910 the last true altruist, 859 01:07:10,170 --> 01:07:11,738 the last true hero 860 01:07:12,517 --> 01:07:14,320 and the last true friend. 861 01:07:14,761 --> 01:07:18,587 No one will love me now unless I feign requital of their love. 862 01:07:19,106 --> 01:07:22,388 And consistent to the very last moment, 863 01:07:22,855 --> 01:07:25,761 you met with death as you were offering life. 864 01:07:25,968 --> 01:07:28,309 Forever, in our minds, 865 01:07:28,854 --> 01:07:31,996 we'll see you running with open arms as if about 866 01:07:32,775 --> 01:07:35,097 to welcome a child's embrace. 867 01:07:35,408 --> 01:07:36,802 I'll try, Peppino, 868 01:07:37,506 --> 01:07:40,995 although my arms are always so obstinately crossed, 869 01:07:41,553 --> 01:07:44,803 to defend the sterility and mistrust I harbour within. 870 01:07:45,247 --> 01:07:49,230 Like you, I'll try to open them to all, unconditionally. 871 01:07:49,833 --> 01:07:51,733 I'm not saying I'll succeed. 872 01:07:52,486 --> 01:07:54,186 But I promise I'll try." 873 01:07:54,306 --> 01:07:55,874 Moving, very moving. 874 01:07:56,315 --> 01:07:58,734 Arrogant, but very clever. 875 01:07:58,854 --> 01:07:59,910 Cut it out. 876 01:08:00,242 --> 01:08:04,599 You've spoken... about friendship in a very credible way, 877 01:08:05,014 --> 01:08:06,525 in a touching way. 878 01:08:06,914 --> 01:08:10,514 Think so? - Look at me. Look at her, she's powdering herself. 879 01:08:14,178 --> 01:08:15,397 The fact is... 880 01:08:15,683 --> 01:08:16,889 Peppino... 881 01:08:18,991 --> 01:08:21,085 was Peppino. - So unique. 882 01:08:21,397 --> 01:08:23,226 Too unique. Give me that. 883 01:08:25,107 --> 01:08:27,792 Apparently he didn't die. - What? 884 01:08:27,912 --> 01:08:31,428 He's in an oxygen tent, but he's still alive. 885 01:08:32,048 --> 01:08:33,048 Can't be. 886 01:08:34,698 --> 01:08:36,994 What? - Nothing. - Nothing? 887 01:08:37,205 --> 01:08:39,802 Fortunately, our dear Peppino... 888 01:08:40,683 --> 01:08:41,838 isn't dead. 889 01:08:41,958 --> 01:08:46,290 Yes. We've just had a telex. Apparently he revived at the hospital. 890 01:08:46,410 --> 01:08:49,430 Cardiotonics, oxygen tents, all those new things... 891 01:08:49,550 --> 01:08:52,525 Besides, the worker was Sardinian, you know, small 892 01:08:52,691 --> 01:08:54,294 and lighter than usual. 893 01:08:54,770 --> 01:08:56,119 Are you serious? 894 01:08:56,975 --> 01:08:58,418 God, I'm so happy. 895 01:08:58,538 --> 01:09:00,857 Relieved, you mean. Shame, though. 896 01:09:01,216 --> 01:09:02,927 What? - I mean... 897 01:09:03,083 --> 01:09:05,818 Such a great piece going to waste. 898 01:09:06,362 --> 01:09:08,230 What are you saying? 899 01:09:08,823 --> 01:09:11,402 It's about a human life and a friend. 900 01:09:12,699 --> 01:09:14,510 But I wish that 901 01:09:15,365 --> 01:09:18,057 in a hundred years, he might die like that, 902 01:09:18,177 --> 01:09:19,938 with his arms open... 903 01:09:20,335 --> 01:09:21,755 "Open arms... 904 01:09:22,534 --> 01:09:25,903 as if about to welcome a child's embrace." 905 01:09:26,094 --> 01:09:28,878 Right. Let's keep it for then. - Please! 906 01:09:28,998 --> 01:09:33,635 Don't! The worker survived. A Sard, healthy and sturdy. 907 01:09:33,931 --> 01:09:37,322 Peppino died on the spot. His arms open, as you put it. 908 01:09:37,442 --> 01:09:40,703 They took him home. Give me the galleys. They can go. 909 01:09:42,850 --> 01:09:43,953 Hold on... 910 01:09:45,269 --> 01:09:48,281 Look, they wrote "cild" instead of "child". 911 01:09:48,401 --> 01:09:49,591 We'll fix it. 912 01:09:50,159 --> 01:09:53,092 The first plane to Milan? - Tomorrow at 7 a.m. 913 01:09:53,492 --> 01:09:54,492 Seven? 914 01:09:58,397 --> 01:10:00,237 Damn! A black cat! 915 01:10:01,251 --> 01:10:02,788 A very bad omen. 916 01:10:07,697 --> 01:10:09,150 Where am I going? 917 01:10:10,123 --> 01:10:13,411 That's all I needed when I'm late for my plane. 918 01:10:16,239 --> 01:10:18,360 Good day. After you. - Thanks. 919 01:10:18,814 --> 01:10:20,695 Old women are exempt. 920 01:10:21,305 --> 01:10:23,452 It's all nonsense, anyhow. 921 01:10:25,813 --> 01:10:27,305 Not Indro again! 922 01:10:27,510 --> 01:10:29,686 I won't let you go this time. 923 01:10:30,135 --> 01:10:33,469 I'm sorry. You always catch me when I'm leaving. 924 01:10:33,645 --> 01:10:34,951 Here's my cab. 925 01:10:35,124 --> 01:10:37,771 I'm going to Milan, the 7 o'clock flight... 926 01:10:38,088 --> 01:10:40,325 You know who died? - I know. 927 01:10:40,445 --> 01:10:42,109 Peppino. - You know... 928 01:10:42,353 --> 01:10:44,193 To the airport, please. 929 01:10:44,452 --> 01:10:47,215 I read your story. Sheer poetry. - You read it? 930 01:10:47,648 --> 01:10:51,292 Yes. My whole family did. All moved to tears. 931 01:10:51,928 --> 01:10:55,236 Peppino was a dear friend. - A wonderful man. 932 01:10:55,432 --> 01:10:59,103 And such a fine writer too, so articulate, compassionate... 933 01:10:59,907 --> 01:11:01,457 Almost irreplaceable. 934 01:11:01,577 --> 01:11:05,128 Yes. - But in your story, you proved to be worthy of... 935 01:11:05,906 --> 01:11:07,864 Nonsense! - I mean it. 936 01:11:08,058 --> 01:11:09,945 Your style's impeccable. 937 01:11:10,065 --> 01:11:12,331 Come on, don't be silly! 938 01:11:12,451 --> 01:11:15,751 I wrote that in about... half an hour. Fifteen minutes. 939 01:11:15,871 --> 01:11:18,740 Weren't you in a hurry? - Have a safe journey! 940 01:11:19,143 --> 01:11:23,540 You must hear what Bonomelli was saying about your story. 941 01:11:23,660 --> 01:11:26,790 Going to the paper? I'll give you a lift. 942 01:11:27,079 --> 01:11:28,629 What about Bonomelli? 943 01:11:29,089 --> 01:11:30,555 What was he saying? 944 01:12:13,187 --> 01:12:15,288 Nice of you to come. From Rome. 945 01:12:15,625 --> 01:12:18,125 Just in time, they're about to close it. 946 01:12:18,299 --> 01:12:19,420 Bye, now. 947 01:12:31,024 --> 01:12:33,566 Francesca... - Mr. Sandro... 948 01:12:46,078 --> 01:12:48,283 Peppino, what have you done? 949 01:12:49,334 --> 01:12:51,202 Maybe I should kiss him. 950 01:12:51,942 --> 01:12:53,901 But it's too late now. 951 01:12:56,755 --> 01:13:00,374 We'll never argue, Peppino, never stroll together again. 952 01:13:01,100 --> 01:13:04,369 And your voice, that dear voice of yours is no more. 953 01:13:04,797 --> 01:13:06,152 Gone forever. 954 01:13:07,203 --> 01:13:09,681 Well? How come I'm not crying? 955 01:13:10,269 --> 01:13:12,457 Peppino? I really loved you. 956 01:13:12,647 --> 01:13:14,784 It's hard to realize. 957 01:13:16,587 --> 01:13:20,057 He said the same thing when his poor wife passed away. 958 01:13:20,849 --> 01:13:22,438 We don't realize. 959 01:13:23,709 --> 01:13:27,542 It's only after, day by day, that it hits you. 960 01:13:29,657 --> 01:13:31,577 And you feel the real loss. 961 01:13:33,361 --> 01:13:37,110 Sure. But you're crying. And me? Not even a tear? 962 01:13:37,564 --> 01:13:38,814 That's not on. 963 01:13:40,975 --> 01:13:42,039 Peppino, 964 01:13:43,375 --> 01:13:45,866 who's going to love me the way you did? 965 01:13:46,539 --> 01:13:48,439 You, the last true altruist, 966 01:13:48,721 --> 01:13:50,379 last true benefactor, 967 01:13:50,672 --> 01:13:52,118 last true hero, 968 01:13:52,468 --> 01:13:53,753 last true... 969 01:13:54,376 --> 01:13:55,673 friend. 970 01:13:57,540 --> 01:14:01,036 Nothing, not a tear. How can that be? 971 01:14:01,724 --> 01:14:04,299 I'll have to think of someone else. Who? 972 01:14:04,937 --> 01:14:06,666 My mom... Yes, Mom. 973 01:14:09,390 --> 01:14:11,116 No way, nothing doing. 974 01:14:12,659 --> 01:14:13,743 Okay. 975 01:14:15,040 --> 01:14:16,130 Go ahead. 976 01:14:32,490 --> 01:14:34,315 What are you doing? 977 01:14:35,120 --> 01:14:37,632 You can't obliterate a man just like that. 978 01:14:38,277 --> 01:14:40,650 Are you mad? Are you mad? 979 01:14:41,252 --> 01:14:42,565 Obliterate him... 980 01:14:42,845 --> 01:14:43,878 forever? 981 01:14:51,129 --> 01:14:52,336 I'm sorry. 982 01:14:53,438 --> 01:14:55,152 It's hard to accept 983 01:14:56,592 --> 01:14:59,122 we'll never see such a dear face again. 984 01:15:01,430 --> 01:15:02,431 Sorry. 985 01:15:06,814 --> 01:15:09,369 I didn't know you loved Daddy so much. 986 01:15:22,811 --> 01:15:25,620 Perhaps we should move into the other room. 987 01:15:29,720 --> 01:15:33,631 Sandro... Can I call you Sandro? - Of course, madam. 988 01:15:36,700 --> 01:15:39,998 Mrs...? - Luigia, his sister-in-law. Remember me? 989 01:15:40,176 --> 01:15:43,397 Yes, from Barletta. You're the mother of... 990 01:15:43,760 --> 01:15:46,041 that little girl... - Nicetta. Yes. 991 01:15:46,161 --> 01:15:47,691 Here she is. 992 01:15:48,366 --> 01:15:50,065 Thank you very much. 993 01:15:50,947 --> 01:15:52,797 It was kind of you to come. 994 01:16:02,015 --> 01:16:04,402 Poor child... First her mother, 995 01:16:04,752 --> 01:16:06,102 now her father... 996 01:16:07,086 --> 01:16:08,215 Sit down. 997 01:16:41,330 --> 01:16:44,191 Don't be afraid. You won't be alone. 998 01:16:44,534 --> 01:16:48,670 You'll be home for the summer. We'll visit you. Mr. Sandro too. 999 01:16:49,467 --> 01:16:51,801 Of course. - Will you really? 1000 01:16:52,255 --> 01:16:55,530 You've written wonderful things about her dad. 1001 01:16:55,984 --> 01:16:59,584 In a true Christian spirit, even though... 1002 01:17:00,687 --> 01:17:03,463 You're closer to God than you think. 1003 01:17:03,852 --> 01:17:06,849 We'll have our girls pray for you as well. 1004 01:17:07,073 --> 01:17:10,055 So the Lord may grant all your wishes. 1005 01:17:10,470 --> 01:17:12,610 Each and every one of them. 1006 01:17:22,629 --> 01:17:25,090 Mr. Sandro! You look devastated. 1007 01:17:26,912 --> 01:17:29,416 You look exhausted. - I'm a little... 1008 01:17:29,536 --> 01:17:31,531 You can't travel tonight. 1009 01:17:31,759 --> 01:17:33,654 You're welcome to stay. 1010 01:17:33,819 --> 01:17:36,688 Leave tomorrow. - We'll be less lonely. 1011 01:17:37,984 --> 01:17:39,093 I can't. 1012 01:17:39,469 --> 01:17:40,892 Soon after the... 1013 01:17:41,528 --> 01:17:44,836 I must be in Rome in the morning, absolutely. 1014 01:17:51,893 --> 01:17:53,693 Let me show you something. 1015 01:17:58,087 --> 01:17:59,547 I got it in Paris. 1016 01:18:00,614 --> 01:18:02,670 And isn't this one gorgeous? 1017 01:18:03,088 --> 01:18:04,088 One... 1018 01:18:05,643 --> 01:18:06,733 and two. 1019 01:18:08,873 --> 01:18:11,182 You've a one-track mind. - Always. 1020 01:18:12,369 --> 01:18:13,964 Wherever I am. 1021 01:18:14,509 --> 01:18:17,285 Even in a hospital, I swear. 1022 01:18:17,934 --> 01:18:21,319 I went to visit a friend. He was very ill. 1023 01:18:21,929 --> 01:18:24,667 I saw this nurse parading in the corridor. 1024 01:18:25,030 --> 01:18:27,750 I followed her and ended up in the wrong ward. 1025 01:18:28,174 --> 01:18:30,262 Well, that reaction 1026 01:18:30,756 --> 01:18:34,310 can be regarded, biologically speaking, as almost inevitable. 1027 01:18:35,176 --> 01:18:37,514 Indeed, it's the proximity of death 1028 01:18:37,785 --> 01:18:40,478 that stimulates our desire for... 1029 01:18:41,255 --> 01:18:42,590 desire for life. 1030 01:18:44,604 --> 01:18:46,741 You reckon? - Of course. 1031 01:18:48,149 --> 01:18:51,164 Holy shit! Education's a great thing. 1032 01:18:51,559 --> 01:18:54,023 I thought that desire was... 1033 01:18:54,412 --> 01:18:55,671 a filthy urge. 1034 01:18:56,384 --> 01:18:59,083 Wake me up at 8 with a coffee, please. 1035 01:19:00,613 --> 01:19:03,091 Don't worry. See to the lady. 1036 01:19:34,432 --> 01:19:35,652 Swedish... 1037 01:19:36,456 --> 01:19:37,689 Same berth. 1038 01:19:43,766 --> 01:19:47,275 I know what I'll do tonight sitting down there. 1039 01:19:48,274 --> 01:19:49,824 I won't sleep a wink. 1040 01:19:51,355 --> 01:19:53,868 I'll stare at the door of their berth. 1041 01:19:54,750 --> 01:19:57,967 Imagination's my weakness. That door will disappear. 1042 01:20:00,120 --> 01:20:03,985 It'll be like staring at them, moment by moment... 1043 01:20:07,118 --> 01:20:09,818 What they say, how they look at each other, 1044 01:20:11,175 --> 01:20:12,512 how they lie... 1045 01:20:13,380 --> 01:20:16,390 And so on. What can I do? I can't help it. 1046 01:20:16,758 --> 01:20:19,601 At least, I say it quite openly: 1047 01:20:20,080 --> 01:20:22,990 I'm a pig. Is that my fault? 1048 01:20:23,526 --> 01:20:24,804 Nonsense. 1049 01:20:25,167 --> 01:20:29,150 We're suffocated by the idea of all-pervading sex. 1050 01:20:29,694 --> 01:20:32,865 Fault? It's not your fault or mine. 1051 01:20:32,985 --> 01:20:36,811 Yours? It could never be your fault, you're an artist. 1052 01:20:36,970 --> 01:20:40,049 As you said, it's a research, a moral inquiry... 1053 01:20:40,169 --> 01:20:42,765 Even anguish, because you suffer for it. 1054 01:20:43,017 --> 01:20:46,069 I read that for you eroticism is despair... 1055 01:20:47,042 --> 01:20:48,390 Soul-searching. 1056 01:20:48,650 --> 01:20:50,850 That's right, it's soul-searching. 1057 01:20:51,549 --> 01:20:53,073 Never mind that. 1058 01:20:53,193 --> 01:20:57,683 What I mean is we can blame the wars we went through, all right, 1059 01:20:57,803 --> 01:20:59,859 they moral decline they caused, 1060 01:20:59,979 --> 01:21:01,701 but especially women. 1061 01:21:02,490 --> 01:21:04,898 For their constant exhibitionism. 1062 01:21:05,720 --> 01:21:09,270 Observe how they dress, walk... It's a constant provocation. 1063 01:21:09,390 --> 01:21:12,768 Conductor? - Yes, sir. - Can you shut that window? 1064 01:21:13,038 --> 01:21:14,447 It's draughty. 1065 01:21:16,238 --> 01:21:17,652 I agree with you. 1066 01:21:19,015 --> 01:21:20,915 It's a constant provocation. 1067 01:21:21,370 --> 01:21:22,930 They come along 1068 01:21:23,397 --> 01:21:25,187 with a defiant look... 1069 01:21:26,160 --> 01:21:28,468 Their hair falling over their eyes, 1070 01:21:29,090 --> 01:21:31,776 slothfully resting on one side, 1071 01:21:32,554 --> 01:21:34,104 like Phidias' Apollo. 1072 01:21:34,284 --> 01:21:35,884 Venus. - Apollo. 1073 01:21:36,197 --> 01:21:38,156 In their tight jeans... 1074 01:21:38,896 --> 01:21:40,219 Look at that. 1075 01:21:41,477 --> 01:21:42,762 All done, sir. 1076 01:21:47,407 --> 01:21:48,830 Good night. 1077 01:21:52,888 --> 01:21:55,431 So, since we're provoked... 1078 01:21:55,846 --> 01:22:00,110 Let there be no misunderstanding. I mean women, females! 1079 01:22:01,373 --> 01:22:03,903 The subjects of our fairytales, songs, 1080 01:22:04,253 --> 01:22:05,433 dreams... 1081 01:22:06,459 --> 01:22:07,703 Beatrice... 1082 01:22:08,482 --> 01:22:09,616 Silvia... 1083 01:22:10,830 --> 01:22:11,861 Laura... 1084 01:22:12,860 --> 01:22:14,156 True woman. 1085 01:22:20,467 --> 01:22:23,790 Women... who seem to have descended 1086 01:22:24,050 --> 01:22:27,665 from heaven to prove the existence of miracles on earth. 1087 01:23:26,961 --> 01:23:28,181 Right. 1088 01:23:28,415 --> 01:23:31,067 And they say men have one-track minds. 1089 01:23:33,554 --> 01:23:34,747 Yes, men... 1090 01:23:45,319 --> 01:23:47,165 Can I call you Sandro? 1091 01:23:47,541 --> 01:23:50,141 Luigia, his sister-in-law, from Barletta. 1092 01:23:50,729 --> 01:23:52,179 Don't you remember? 1093 01:23:52,857 --> 01:23:55,207 The mother of a blond, little girl... 1094 01:23:55,678 --> 01:23:57,684 who's not so blond... 1095 01:23:58,565 --> 01:24:00,353 or little any more. 1096 01:24:00,911 --> 01:24:02,584 She's so fond of you. 1097 01:24:02,909 --> 01:24:05,379 Thank you, thank you very much. 1098 01:24:06,200 --> 01:24:08,587 It was so kind of you to come. 1099 01:24:08,904 --> 01:24:10,824 You'll visit us, won't you? 1100 01:24:12,109 --> 01:24:13,691 You will, won't you? 1101 01:24:15,845 --> 01:24:17,151 Mr. Sandro! 1102 01:24:17,622 --> 01:24:19,231 You look devastated. 1103 01:24:19,682 --> 01:24:21,937 Devastated? I'm disgusted. 1104 01:24:23,433 --> 01:24:24,846 When the most... 1105 01:24:25,671 --> 01:24:28,371 the most decent, the most innocent looking, 1106 01:24:28,491 --> 01:24:30,023 the most loyal... 1107 01:25:20,775 --> 01:25:23,357 I didn't know you loved Daddy so much. 1108 01:25:25,316 --> 01:25:27,116 Are you with me? Anyway... 1109 01:25:27,709 --> 01:25:31,037 If a man's eye was replaced by the lens of a camera... 1110 01:25:31,673 --> 01:25:35,973 Have you ever met a woman who doesn't want to be a star? 1111 01:25:36,528 --> 01:25:39,278 Who would be content to be admired by a few? 1112 01:25:39,525 --> 01:25:41,413 That would be normal. 1113 01:25:41,810 --> 01:25:43,110 But by everyone, 1114 01:25:43,278 --> 01:25:46,000 over and above all other women? 1115 01:25:50,115 --> 01:25:52,048 Not yet. Another cushion. 1116 01:25:53,903 --> 01:25:55,187 Another one... 1117 01:25:58,041 --> 01:26:00,941 But you're showing... - Just suggesting. Go on. 1118 01:26:02,167 --> 01:26:03,217 Just a sec. 1119 01:26:04,710 --> 01:26:06,279 A few more drops... 1120 01:26:06,539 --> 01:26:08,938 My eyes are very important. 1121 01:26:09,600 --> 01:26:10,897 Tell me... 1122 01:26:11,182 --> 01:26:13,906 Do they stand out? - I see nothing else. 1123 01:26:14,084 --> 01:26:15,962 Like it better this way? 1124 01:26:21,726 --> 01:26:24,516 Hang on! The earrings are too tacky. 1125 01:26:26,293 --> 01:26:27,914 What look do you want? 1126 01:26:29,172 --> 01:26:30,948 The bashful look. - What? 1127 01:26:31,183 --> 01:26:32,590 The bashful look. 1128 01:26:43,321 --> 01:26:46,678 Don't close it! Forget ministers and Cardinals. 1129 01:26:47,043 --> 01:26:49,993 It's a movie star. She's leaving on the sleeper. 1130 01:26:50,137 --> 01:26:54,350 You've convinced me, sir. You're right. But she's a must. 1131 01:26:57,566 --> 01:26:59,564 An autograph, Mrs Silvia! 1132 01:28:07,770 --> 01:28:11,263 They're all pretty ugly, except one who's a monster. 1133 01:28:11,746 --> 01:28:14,822 Quiet! Their mothers and aunts are all around us. 1134 01:28:18,981 --> 01:28:20,563 Aren't you competing? 1135 01:28:20,913 --> 01:28:22,963 No. I'm here with my cousin. 1136 01:28:23,359 --> 01:28:24,500 How old? 1137 01:28:24,887 --> 01:28:27,352 She's twenty. - I mean you. 1138 01:28:28,480 --> 01:28:31,087 A touch curious, isn't he? Twenty-seven. 1139 01:28:31,386 --> 01:28:32,845 Stand up, please. 1140 01:28:34,039 --> 01:28:36,601 Why should I? - No need to ask questions. 1141 01:28:36,721 --> 01:28:40,352 Miss, I'm the director. If I ask... - There must be a reason. 1142 01:28:40,599 --> 01:28:43,270 Really? - Want me to beseech you? 1143 01:28:44,354 --> 01:28:46,627 I beg of you! - Silvia... 1144 01:28:46,977 --> 01:28:49,616 Someone to help us. 1145 01:28:49,815 --> 01:28:51,934 Just what we want. 1146 01:28:52,464 --> 01:28:55,363 What do you do, Miss? - Now I'm sitting down. 1147 01:28:55,603 --> 01:28:56,959 Then, I'll go. 1148 01:28:57,079 --> 01:28:59,929 What do you do for a living? Clerk, housewife? 1149 01:29:00,049 --> 01:29:02,867 She's an English teacher. - Are you married? 1150 01:29:03,270 --> 01:29:05,870 No. You're cross-examining me? 1151 01:29:06,224 --> 01:29:09,559 Good! The cameraman's here. Let's have a test. Now. 1152 01:29:09,679 --> 01:29:11,006 Come, dear. 1153 01:29:11,521 --> 01:29:15,153 Your friend thinks attracting a girl with the lure of cinema 1154 01:29:16,151 --> 01:29:19,588 is like shooting a cow in a hall. - What? What? 1155 01:29:20,090 --> 01:29:21,765 You wrote it yourself. 1156 01:29:21,930 --> 01:29:26,566 So, tell your pal he's wasting his time with me as I don't accept this nonsense. 1157 01:29:26,861 --> 01:29:29,304 Like you, he shouldn't insist. 1158 01:29:30,087 --> 01:29:32,266 I didn't insist out of... 1159 01:29:32,439 --> 01:29:33,889 Consistency. Right? 1160 01:29:34,030 --> 01:29:37,137 I'm ill at ease here. Offer me a drink. 1161 01:29:37,578 --> 01:29:40,264 We'll offer you the bar, if you like. 1162 01:29:40,705 --> 01:29:41,956 Don't worry. 1163 01:29:42,683 --> 01:29:43,959 Leave it to me. 1164 01:29:46,563 --> 01:29:48,859 Silvia... Good for you. 1165 01:29:49,988 --> 01:29:52,621 No dilly-dallying, straight upstairs... 1166 01:29:54,061 --> 01:29:56,480 And into the shower. - Immediately. 1167 01:29:56,643 --> 01:29:58,100 What a pain! 1168 01:29:58,220 --> 01:30:01,422 He wouldn't let go. He even tried to come up. 1169 01:30:01,583 --> 01:30:05,822 Are all directors like that? - The moron even said... 1170 01:30:06,600 --> 01:30:09,818 "I see. Love is in the air." - What an idiot! 1171 01:30:10,272 --> 01:30:13,094 Now that we're finally alone, 1172 01:30:13,626 --> 01:30:16,710 tell me... - Can you pour a Scotch? It's all ready. 1173 01:30:17,462 --> 01:30:20,658 Tell me frankly your overall impression. 1174 01:30:21,125 --> 01:30:22,941 For us, a revelation. 1175 01:30:23,344 --> 01:30:25,744 And for you? - The need for a shower. 1176 01:30:27,615 --> 01:30:29,275 We'll talk about it. 1177 01:30:43,656 --> 01:30:45,887 You were so incredibly beautiful, 1178 01:30:46,367 --> 01:30:48,624 majestic, ideal... 1179 01:30:49,544 --> 01:30:52,048 I'm glad you followed my advice. 1180 01:30:52,956 --> 01:30:55,849 It's all clear now. You hit the jackpot... 1181 01:30:56,095 --> 01:30:57,845 I'm due to sign tomorrow. 1182 01:30:58,495 --> 01:31:02,202 Really? - That fat, bald guy told me. - The producer. 1183 01:31:02,513 --> 01:31:04,686 You'd gone for your car. 1184 01:31:04,946 --> 01:31:07,644 Yes, he jumped in at once, the jerk. 1185 01:31:08,350 --> 01:31:12,710 And now, after freshening up, may I know your impression? 1186 01:31:13,708 --> 01:31:15,621 I was afraid. - No way! 1187 01:31:15,906 --> 01:31:18,591 You looked so calm, in full control. 1188 01:31:18,824 --> 01:31:21,951 That's why. I was afraid for not being afraid. 1189 01:31:22,417 --> 01:31:23,883 On the contrary... 1190 01:31:24,233 --> 01:31:27,198 I could see myself in the lens of the camera. 1191 01:31:27,468 --> 01:31:29,881 And I loved what I saw. 1192 01:31:30,751 --> 01:31:33,255 I was there, alone... just me. 1193 01:31:34,967 --> 01:31:36,335 I was alone... 1194 01:31:37,879 --> 01:31:39,150 isolated. 1195 01:31:40,810 --> 01:31:42,190 Isolated from what? 1196 01:31:42,626 --> 01:31:45,260 From everything and everyone... aloof. 1197 01:31:46,271 --> 01:31:49,488 A total break from the past... A clean slate. 1198 01:31:52,301 --> 01:31:56,374 I, who miss every passing minute and don't want to have any regrets. 1199 01:31:59,899 --> 01:32:01,054 Well? 1200 01:32:01,585 --> 01:32:03,843 Well, what do you say? 1201 01:32:04,459 --> 01:32:06,197 Me? Nothing. 1202 01:32:06,806 --> 01:32:09,320 I don't want to have any regrets either. 1203 01:32:12,704 --> 01:32:15,832 Clouds are lucky. They go with the wind. 1204 01:32:16,637 --> 01:32:18,491 Their journey's so serene. 1205 01:32:18,738 --> 01:32:21,436 They'll be in Naples soon. - Why Naples? 1206 01:32:21,702 --> 01:32:25,075 They're travelling south. And Naples is a happy place. 1207 01:32:27,721 --> 01:32:31,158 Wouldn't it be great to go to Naples with those clouds? 1208 01:32:33,208 --> 01:32:34,297 Thanks. 1209 01:32:34,803 --> 01:32:36,768 How? - My car's downstairs. 1210 01:32:37,171 --> 01:32:39,603 Know the road to Sperlonga? 1211 01:32:40,135 --> 01:32:43,411 Fabulous, cliffs on one side and sea on the other. 1212 01:32:43,648 --> 01:32:47,077 We'll reach Naples quickly and catch the ferry to Capri. 1213 01:32:47,326 --> 01:32:50,793 And tonight we can sip a drink in the piazza. 1214 01:32:51,467 --> 01:32:53,452 What would happen in Capri? 1215 01:32:53,776 --> 01:32:55,994 Nothing. What could happen? 1216 01:32:56,682 --> 01:32:58,609 We'll look at the sea... 1217 01:32:59,919 --> 01:33:03,033 conspiratorially aware of our juvenile escapade. 1218 01:33:03,863 --> 01:33:06,010 It would be wonderful. 1219 01:33:07,333 --> 01:33:10,528 Early in the morning we'd go down to Marina Piccola. 1220 01:33:10,995 --> 01:33:15,068 The water shouldn't be cold. We'd have our first swim of the season, 1221 01:33:16,193 --> 01:33:19,128 and then let ourselves go to the sweet pleasure 1222 01:33:19,322 --> 01:33:20,931 of being different, 1223 01:33:21,456 --> 01:33:22,906 away from it all... 1224 01:33:23,791 --> 01:33:25,834 friends, as we are already. 1225 01:33:26,509 --> 01:33:29,052 But happier for being that. 1226 01:33:30,650 --> 01:33:33,586 Who are you dining with? - Nobody. As you know. 1227 01:33:33,797 --> 01:33:34,871 Well, then? 1228 01:33:35,461 --> 01:33:37,357 Capri's impossible... 1229 01:33:37,889 --> 01:33:40,637 You're signing tomorrow. What about Naples? 1230 01:33:40,797 --> 01:33:42,897 We'll be back by midnight. Okay? 1231 01:33:44,578 --> 01:33:45,745 Okay. 1232 01:33:48,748 --> 01:33:50,460 I'll get dressed. 1233 01:33:50,953 --> 01:33:53,353 What... what did you say? 1234 01:33:53,690 --> 01:33:57,394 I'll get dressed and pack. We're going to Capri, not Naples. 1235 01:33:57,658 --> 01:33:59,208 It's nicer, isn't it? 1236 01:33:59,806 --> 01:34:02,076 But... what about your contract? 1237 01:34:04,256 --> 01:34:07,175 There'll be no contract. That's my decision. 1238 01:34:08,398 --> 01:34:10,808 If you want to. - If I want to? 1239 01:34:11,547 --> 01:34:13,273 Yes, if you want. 1240 01:34:45,692 --> 01:34:49,092 Sorry, I've never been at ease in these matters till now. 1241 01:34:54,614 --> 01:34:57,675 Look over here, Silvia. - Raise the Lion. 1242 01:34:57,964 --> 01:34:59,104 Higher... 1243 01:34:59,364 --> 01:35:01,971 Kiss it. - Go on. It doesn't bite. 1244 01:35:03,677 --> 01:35:06,527 Will you spare a word for our viewers? Thanks. 1245 01:35:06,870 --> 01:35:08,529 Our cameras are ready. 1246 01:35:09,138 --> 01:35:10,189 This way. 1247 01:35:14,770 --> 01:35:17,124 Silvia, are you happy with the Lion? 1248 01:35:17,786 --> 01:35:19,317 Yes. I love animals. 1249 01:35:19,966 --> 01:35:23,033 Even the wild ones? - This isn't so wild. 1250 01:35:23,263 --> 01:35:25,339 It's a battle to catch it... 1251 01:35:25,741 --> 01:35:27,591 Did you have to fight hard? 1252 01:35:27,817 --> 01:35:31,728 I used all the strength... of my producer and director, of course. 1253 01:35:32,117 --> 01:35:36,353 One last question. Would you like to share your joy with anyone? 1254 01:35:36,709 --> 01:35:38,869 "Like", no, "should", yes. 1255 01:35:39,279 --> 01:35:40,984 Who's the lucky guy? 1256 01:35:41,217 --> 01:35:43,442 The man who encouraged me to act. 1257 01:35:43,655 --> 01:35:46,245 Can you tell us the name of this genius? 1258 01:35:46,790 --> 01:35:48,290 Than man over there. 1259 01:35:50,517 --> 01:35:53,063 Who is he? - An Italian writer. 1260 01:35:53,271 --> 01:35:54,792 Let's invite him. 1261 01:35:55,150 --> 01:35:57,900 You can't let us down. - Thank you but... 1262 01:35:59,068 --> 01:36:01,325 But it's not true. - Very true. 1263 01:36:01,902 --> 01:36:05,509 It's been a long time, but remember the clouds? 1264 01:36:05,833 --> 01:36:07,851 And Miss New Face? 1265 01:36:08,292 --> 01:36:09,758 Raise the Lion! 1266 01:36:14,422 --> 01:36:17,370 A daring scene, and a very daring behaviour 1267 01:36:17,490 --> 01:36:20,486 but you carried it off with such style... 1268 01:36:20,706 --> 01:36:23,093 with the most refined elegance. 1269 01:36:23,870 --> 01:36:25,525 Absolutely enchanting. 1270 01:36:25,701 --> 01:36:28,202 Sin is not a naked body. 1271 01:36:28,695 --> 01:36:30,836 I wish we were all naked... 1272 01:36:31,854 --> 01:36:35,483 Free at last, no more hypocrisy or fear... 1273 01:36:35,768 --> 01:36:38,570 We'd greet each other, exchange niceties, 1274 01:36:38,914 --> 01:36:42,059 smell each other... all nude, beautiful and tanned 1275 01:36:42,179 --> 01:36:43,578 as in an ad. 1276 01:36:44,343 --> 01:36:46,036 You looked wonderful. 1277 01:36:46,931 --> 01:36:50,278 When I think that I also contributed... 1278 01:36:52,476 --> 01:36:55,628 Frankly, how do you feel when you think about it? 1279 01:36:55,965 --> 01:36:58,306 Proud? - That too. Maybe not. 1280 01:36:58,750 --> 01:37:00,424 It's hard to tell. 1281 01:37:01,202 --> 01:37:02,298 You see... 1282 01:37:02,791 --> 01:37:05,022 I feel a sort of gratitude. 1283 01:37:07,649 --> 01:37:09,600 A sense of appreciation... 1284 01:37:10,927 --> 01:37:12,390 A novel feeling. 1285 01:37:13,014 --> 01:37:15,854 Listen dear, if you're after the same thing 1286 01:37:16,399 --> 01:37:18,624 you needn't fuss around for days. 1287 01:37:18,948 --> 01:37:22,133 Venice is as famous as Capri for that sort of thing. 1288 01:37:22,418 --> 01:37:24,331 And handier too, it's here. 1289 01:37:26,433 --> 01:37:28,359 Go on. Send for a gondola. 1290 01:37:28,956 --> 01:37:32,043 But please, don't confuse the issues. 1291 01:37:32,712 --> 01:37:34,645 Nudity, feelings... 1292 01:37:34,969 --> 01:37:36,350 What a mess! 1293 01:37:37,272 --> 01:37:41,559 I think I finally realized why you wanted us to be alone. 1294 01:37:42,207 --> 01:37:43,466 I'd say so. 1295 01:37:46,642 --> 01:37:49,781 I also know you haven't understood, 1296 01:37:49,901 --> 01:37:53,950 despite tonight's success, that I had to disappoint you. 1297 01:37:54,767 --> 01:37:56,486 True, that was my role. 1298 01:37:56,706 --> 01:38:00,079 I had to convince you to become... 1299 01:38:00,611 --> 01:38:02,048 what you are today. 1300 01:38:02,168 --> 01:38:04,890 That's right. I didn't understand it at all. 1301 01:38:06,443 --> 01:38:10,581 That implies you've resented me for years. 1302 01:38:11,580 --> 01:38:13,180 I'm flattered by that. 1303 01:38:14,447 --> 01:38:17,710 Why? What have I robbed you of? 1304 01:38:18,971 --> 01:38:21,410 Don't tell me you had domestic goals? 1305 01:38:22,110 --> 01:38:23,762 That too. Why not? 1306 01:38:24,333 --> 01:38:28,341 A husband, a teaching job, a house, a washing machine... 1307 01:38:29,291 --> 01:38:30,432 Why not? 1308 01:38:30,705 --> 01:38:34,908 Seeing a movie with a man who loves Silvia, the woman, not the star. 1309 01:38:35,028 --> 01:38:36,294 Making babies... 1310 01:38:36,454 --> 01:38:38,190 Why not? Why not? 1311 01:38:40,523 --> 01:38:42,923 Then, drop the lot. Go back. 1312 01:38:43,702 --> 01:38:46,867 Don't you realize? You're a queen wherever you go. 1313 01:38:47,840 --> 01:38:50,066 You're admired all over the world. 1314 01:38:50,512 --> 01:38:51,862 But if you now... 1315 01:38:53,126 --> 01:38:57,326 Look. That's the second cigarette you've put out after a couple of puffs. 1316 01:38:57,983 --> 01:38:59,754 You were born a star. 1317 01:39:01,453 --> 01:39:04,161 Let's be honest. Do you want to? 1318 01:39:04,848 --> 01:39:07,287 That's all I want. But you must too. 1319 01:39:09,564 --> 01:39:11,912 That day, did you come to the contest 1320 01:39:13,248 --> 01:39:16,095 just to accompany your cousin? 1321 01:39:20,134 --> 01:39:21,160 See? 1322 01:39:22,678 --> 01:39:26,150 I went only for you. I knew you were on the panel. 1323 01:39:26,626 --> 01:39:30,064 I wanted to meet the man who wrote those things. 1324 01:39:30,998 --> 01:39:32,807 Hoping you'd be like him. 1325 01:39:36,705 --> 01:39:40,377 But you chose to travel with the clouds on a couch. 1326 01:39:42,763 --> 01:39:44,663 Going back... Too late. 1327 01:39:46,129 --> 01:39:49,593 Today, I miss nothing, regret nothing... 1328 01:39:50,293 --> 01:39:52,940 I need nothing and no one. 1329 01:39:54,354 --> 01:39:56,354 And that means a total vacuum. 1330 01:39:58,071 --> 01:39:59,390 Great, isn't it? 1331 01:41:02,560 --> 01:41:03,987 THE END 1332 01:41:09,046 --> 01:41:11,218 Subtitles: SBS, Australia, 1996 1333 01:41:11,444 --> 01:41:15,025 Synced and edited by: marooned2 & rosethorn, 'Tik, 2015 97000