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Previously on Good Trouble...
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This is Mariana Adams Foster.
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- For real? You're an engineer?
- Yes.
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We'll get you started
on some data entry.
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I was hired to develop software.
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I'm team leader. I assign the
work and the time that it takes.
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I've been trying not to say
"I'm sorry" as a feminist.
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- Is it someone's birthday?
- My best friend, Sumi.
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- I thought that was your girlfriend.
- We're engaged!
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I want you to be my maid-of-honor.
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I just happen to be
still in love with her.
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This is Rebecca, this
is Ben. Fellow clerks.
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You're angry that the judge gave me
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the Jamal Thompson case.
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I don't allow empathy
to distort my judgment,
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and I have no use for clerks who do.
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You told your friends I'm
clerking the Jamal case?
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Was I not supposed to?
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No one's supposed to know
what cases I'm working on.
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I could get fired!
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- Mariana...
- Sorry.
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Good night!
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- Mariana!
- Sorry.
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So, on a scale of one to ten,
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how deep is the shit we're in?
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A shit-ten. Get it? Like shit-ton?
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You sure you can handle another?
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I can drink any Harvard
grad under the table.
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We'll see about that.
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We knew how to party at Yale.
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Harvardians are notoriously boring.
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You'll always be ranked
number two to our number one.
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Have you ever seen the
judge that angry before?
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- No.
- Nope.
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Could you imagine being his kid?
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Probably a reason they're
both studying abroad.
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His son's not.
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How do you know?
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The judge said he's
doing a semester at sea.
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Well, he's not. I met him.
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- What?
- When?
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That was... awkward.
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You think?
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- You didn't have to rub it in.
- Me?
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Wait a minute. I forgot my phone.
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You need to get a grip on that thing.
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You don't want to miss
another important call.
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We'll wait for you out here.
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Maybe down the street.
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Yeah! Yeah, that's true...
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Sorry, I left my phone in the bathroom.
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Come in.
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We still have company.
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Sorry, I thought they were gone.
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What about Justice John Marshall Harlan?
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The "Great Dissenter?"
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You realize he argued against
segregation for blacks,
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but agreed that Chinese
were so different from whites
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that they couldn't become U.S. citizens.
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So, not so great.
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Guess they didn't
teach you that at Yale.
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What about a case like
Gideon v. Wainwright ?
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Too easy.
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Harlan's not easy?
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How about Lieutenant Watada?
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He refused to deploy to Iraq in 2006,
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'cause he thought the war was illegal.
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Interesting how someone with
no political convictions,
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chooses Watada, who stood up for his.
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My political conviction is to get Wilson
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to feed me to an appellate
judge and then the Supreme Court.
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So you can change the world?
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So I can write my ticket
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to any law firm in the
country and get rich.
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- Of course.
- Some of us weren't born with a trust fund.
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How do you know I have a trust fund?
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You don't?
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What about Jamal Thompson?
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You don't have to keep reminding us
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you got the case we all wanted.
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I wasn't. Sometimes the
last thing you think of
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is the thing that's
right in front of you.
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All right, I will see you
all tomorrow at my house.
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I'm gonna barbecue.
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Oh, and, uh, just so you know,
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I've never been stumped, but don't
let that stop you from trying.
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Remember, case or legal figure.
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We're at holiday, and
we have to spend it
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at his house playing twenty questions.
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Speaking of questions,
I have one for Callie.
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Remember that girl who
entered the courtroom late?
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The one Jamal's mother waved
over to sit next to her?
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Do you know her?
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Why would you think I know her?
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It's just the way you
were looking at her.
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I saw her...
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on the courthouse steps...
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protesting.
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So, yeah, I recognized her.
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But you don't know her.
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Asked and answered.
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All right.
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All of my friends from home are married,
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and a few are even the
good kind of pregnant.
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On purpose.
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I just don't know what I'm doing here.
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I never even wanted to be a teacher.
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Then why are you?
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Because Teach for America
helps pay your student loans,
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and I thought it would
give me time to figure out
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what the hell I want to
do. I still have no clue.
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Maybe I should have stayed in Fitchburg,
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maybe I'd be married and
have a house and a yard.
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Oh, so Jeff's in town.
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- Who's Jeff?
- A friend from high school.
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- A friend with benefits.
- Okay.
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And she only talks about moving home
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when he's visiting, so...
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Yes, he's in town.
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In fact, I have to run.
We're getting drinks.
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Well, have him join us.
I want to meet this guy.
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Yeah, me too.
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He's very... corn-fed.
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I love corn!
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Don't worry. We'll be nice.
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Okay...
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Oh, I ordered us Veuve, on me.
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Okay, Champagne Mami , I see you!
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- Thank you.
- While I may hate working at Speckulate,
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I do love those fat paychecks.
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- Cheers.
- Cheers!
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Uh, Mariana, could you
respond to the group chat
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about the Digital Planet account?
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Oh, yeah, sorry. Doing that now.
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- Jeez!
- Very funny, Alex!
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Wow, Mariana, I don't
think I have to tell you
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this is very inappropriate
workplace behavior.
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You know, I could take this to H.R.
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Oh, so could I. This could be
considered sexual harassment.
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Raj, do you feel harassed?
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Yeah, a little.
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I'm just curious: why my boy, Raj?
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Hmm?
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Because he's the most eligible bachelor
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- from Pakistan?
- Dude, I'm Indian.
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Would you like to charm his snake?
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You think you're being funny?
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Talk about harassment.
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Come on, Raj knows I'm
kidding, right, Raj?
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It's fine.
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This snake can't be tamed!
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There it is.
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See, not everybody's so sensitive.
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If you wanna be part of the team,
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you gotta learn to take a joke, Mariana.
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So we can add racist on top of sexist
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and overall douchiness.
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- Ugh.
- At least you're making bank, girl.
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I'm hardly getting by.
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So where's your sister tonight?
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Don't you mean, where's Gael tonight?
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No, and I know where he is.
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- Mmm.
- He went to see his parents.
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Okay, well, don't put her in the middle.
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Don't worry. I'm Sweden.
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Yeah, I think you mean Switzerland.
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Well, she's working as always.
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Not always...
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Hey there, beautiful.
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Hi!
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So my brother's gonna be my "best man,"
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and then we're gonna share bridesmaids.
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I want a big traditional wedding.
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Anything Baby wants...
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Aww...
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Oh, Alice, what are those
flowers you always get me?
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- he ones I love so much?
- Peonies.
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I want those. Oh, and there's
this wedding planning site
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called ITheeWed. biz, which is
supposed to be really helpful.
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Okay, yeah, I'll check it out.
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There's a registration fee.
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I'll Venmo you.
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Don't worry. I got it.
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So we are trying to figure
out where to get married.
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- What do you think?
- How about you get married
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up your stupid little ass, you bitch?
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- What do you think?
- Maybe a beach wedding might be nice.
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Or we could get married
here on the roof.
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I mean, it's beautiful at sunset.
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And we could have, like,
gardenias floating in the pool.
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- Hey, babe, we gotta go.
- Oh, great, okay.
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- Love you!
- Love you, too.
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- Don't even say it.
- Why are you doing this?
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It's like exposure therapy, okay?
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If I help her plan this wedding,
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then I'll be numb to the fact
that she's not marrying me.
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And if she's a total bridezilla,
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maybe I'll even end up hating her.
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Hey, Alice, the WI-FI's
still real spotty in my loft.
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I just had this guy install
this extender last week.
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Yeah, well, the signal still sucks.
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So, look, I think it's only fair
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that I don't pay my part of
the internet bill anymore.
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Okay.
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Yeah, that, um, sounds
reasonable, I guess.
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Perf.
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Oh, um, we're out of toilet paper, too.
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I'll take care of it.
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Okay, so I drew a penis and balls
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with sharpie on the white board.
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And then with a dry-erase pen,
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I drew a tail and floppy ears,
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eyes, whiskers so it looked like a dog.
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And when Mrs. Hillebrand
went to wipe it off...
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Only the penis was left.
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The look on her face was priceless.
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You can't complain about
being a teacher ever again.
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Yeah, karma's a bitch.
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- Oh, that's weird.
- What?
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My house alarm just went off.
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Probably nothing, it's
probably just the dog.
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I'll be right back.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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So, he's fantastic.
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And so into you.
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Are you sure this is just
friends with benefits?
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Ohhh, maybe more.
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Okay, well, I have to pee.
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- Order another round on me.
- Absolutely!
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Yeah, if it was the motion
sensor in the living room,
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it was probably the dog.
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No, I'm actually out of town right now.
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Did you try my wife?
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Okay, you should have
her cell phone on record.
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Okay, thanks.
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Is this gonna be, like, a nightly thing?
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- What?
- Going out? Drinking?
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It's not like I have a demanding job.
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Also, I heard you went out
with Jamie the other night.
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Thanks for sharing.
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Who told you that?
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Bryan.
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He said he and Gael saw you out.
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Was that, like, totally awkward?
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Why is Bryan talking to you about me?
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I don't know, I guess he's
just curious about you and Gael,
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but I told him I'm Sweden.
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Oh, wait... Switzerland?
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Where are you going now?
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Getting dressed for work
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so I can just roll out
of bed in the morning.
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It's not like you to
just give up on your job.
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I'm not, I'm biding time.
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Being patient, blah blah blah...
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Oh, I need your advice on something.
258
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Like you'll take it.
259
00:12:35,505 --> 00:12:37,072
I take your advice.
260
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Occasionally.
261
00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:41,109
Anyway...
262
00:12:41,144 --> 00:12:43,545
Davia's been hooking up with
this guy from her hometown
263
00:12:43,580 --> 00:12:45,313
when he's in L.A. on business,
264
00:12:45,349 --> 00:12:48,550
and I overheard him on the
phone talking about his wife.
265
00:12:49,085 --> 00:12:50,352
He's married!
266
00:12:50,420 --> 00:12:53,355
And Davia's talking about
how she's falling for him
267
00:12:53,390 --> 00:12:55,256
and how she wants to
move home to Wisconsin.
268
00:12:55,292 --> 00:12:57,493
- Should I tell her?
- No.
269
00:12:58,562 --> 00:13:01,162
It's always the messenger who gets shot.
270
00:13:01,198 --> 00:13:04,032
Just... stay out of it.
271
00:13:04,067 --> 00:13:05,067
Seriously.
272
00:13:06,503 --> 00:13:07,503
Mariana?
273
00:13:13,143 --> 00:13:14,509
Mariana!
274
00:13:14,544 --> 00:13:16,211
Can you come with me, please?
275
00:13:16,246 --> 00:13:18,213
Uh, yeah...
276
00:13:26,556 --> 00:13:28,156
Am I in trouble?
277
00:13:28,191 --> 00:13:29,191
Oh, no no...
278
00:13:29,226 --> 00:13:30,403
We'd like you to be in the photo
279
00:13:30,427 --> 00:13:32,260
for our new career page,
280
00:13:32,295 --> 00:13:33,395
highlighting our engineers.
281
00:13:33,430 --> 00:13:37,265
Well, I've only been working
here for a couple weeks.
282
00:13:37,300 --> 00:13:40,168
No worries, we want to show
our fresh new faces, too.
283
00:13:45,542 --> 00:13:47,242
We've worked hard at Speckulate
284
00:13:47,277 --> 00:13:49,544
to nurture a diverse
and inclusive workplace,
285
00:13:49,579 --> 00:13:53,515
where everyone has equal
opportunity to participate and rise
286
00:13:53,550 --> 00:13:57,419
in a safe and supportive environment.
287
00:13:57,454 --> 00:13:59,087
I think you'd fit in great.
288
00:13:59,122 --> 00:14:01,222
Wow, that sounds amazing.
289
00:14:01,258 --> 00:14:03,324
When do I start?
290
00:14:03,360 --> 00:14:05,493
Now, uh, if you'll
just jump on in there...
291
00:14:08,231 --> 00:14:09,297
Then later this afternoon,
292
00:14:09,332 --> 00:14:12,367
we'll do the on camera
interviews for digital.
293
00:14:12,402 --> 00:14:14,269
Wait, uh, interviews for what?
294
00:14:14,304 --> 00:14:15,504
Just how great the culture is.
295
00:14:15,539 --> 00:14:17,138
You know, that kind of thing.
296
00:14:18,375 --> 00:14:19,419
The culture sucks!
297
00:14:19,443 --> 00:14:22,444
So does this so-called "diversity."
298
00:14:22,479 --> 00:14:25,213
Most of our engineering
staff are white guys,
299
00:14:25,248 --> 00:14:27,415
but who do they cherry-pick
to put on the jobs page?
300
00:14:27,451 --> 00:14:29,451
The handful of women
and people of color.
301
00:14:29,486 --> 00:14:32,187
So what else is new?
302
00:14:32,222 --> 00:14:35,490
Every company, every school
tries to advertise as "diverse."
303
00:14:35,525 --> 00:14:37,225
Doesn't it bother you?
304
00:14:37,260 --> 00:14:38,500
Does it bother me that
305
00:14:38,528 --> 00:14:40,462
eighty percent of tech execs are white
306
00:14:40,497 --> 00:14:42,397
and fifteen percent
of engineers are women?
307
00:14:42,432 --> 00:14:44,232
Um, yeah!
308
00:14:44,267 --> 00:14:45,300
Well, you know what?
309
00:14:45,335 --> 00:14:47,402
I got sold a bill of
goods in my interview,
310
00:14:47,437 --> 00:14:49,237
and I'm not gonna help perpetuate a lie
311
00:14:49,272 --> 00:14:52,073
that this is a female-friendly,
diverse workplace.
312
00:14:52,108 --> 00:14:53,541
Okay, so, what are you gonna do?
313
00:14:55,412 --> 00:14:56,444
Tell it like it is.
314
00:14:58,548 --> 00:15:02,283
- Do you know Claudia in engineering?
- No.
315
00:15:02,319 --> 00:15:03,319
I'll tell you why...
316
00:15:03,353 --> 00:15:06,020
She told it like it is
317
00:15:06,056 --> 00:15:08,423
and suddenly left to
seek other opportunities.
318
00:15:08,458 --> 00:15:10,191
And her male colleague?
319
00:15:10,227 --> 00:15:12,227
Yeah, he got promoted.
320
00:15:13,396 --> 00:15:15,363
Am I frustrated that I
have to work twice as hard
321
00:15:15,398 --> 00:15:17,332
to get half as far as white men?
322
00:15:17,367 --> 00:15:22,170
Hell yeah! But blowing up your career
323
00:15:22,205 --> 00:15:25,039
is not gonna change the
culture around here, Mariana.
324
00:15:25,075 --> 00:15:28,209
You can vent to me anytime,
325
00:15:28,245 --> 00:15:30,144
but I would hat for us to lose
326
00:15:30,180 --> 00:15:32,080
another talented Latina engineer.
327
00:15:34,417 --> 00:15:35,417
See you in a bit.
328
00:15:41,525 --> 00:15:43,525
So great to finally meet you, Callie.
329
00:15:43,560 --> 00:15:45,293
Rebecca and Ben just arrived.
330
00:15:48,198 --> 00:15:50,209
Hey, are you guys
bringing anything tomorrow?
331
00:15:50,233 --> 00:15:51,366
- I'm not.
- Me either.
332
00:15:52,536 --> 00:15:55,503
Oh, these flowers are
gorgeous, Ben, thank you!
333
00:15:55,539 --> 00:15:57,238
And Rebecca, I can't wait to open
334
00:15:57,274 --> 00:15:59,274
this lovely bottle of Château Margaux.
335
00:15:59,309 --> 00:16:00,375
Welcome!
336
00:16:00,410 --> 00:16:02,321
Well, I hope you're
hungry. I'm grilling steaks.
337
00:16:02,345 --> 00:16:04,312
I'm so happy to finally meet you all.
338
00:16:04,347 --> 00:16:07,348
I always insist that he invite
his new clerks to the house,
339
00:16:07,384 --> 00:16:09,117
but we've been so busy.
340
00:16:09,152 --> 00:16:12,120
I'm curious to learn what you've
chosen to try to stump me with.
341
00:16:12,155 --> 00:16:14,422
Now Curtis, don't talk
shop the whole time.
342
00:16:14,457 --> 00:16:17,191
In this house, I'm the judge and jury.
343
00:16:17,227 --> 00:16:20,094
Your honor, permission
to approach the bench?
344
00:16:20,130 --> 00:16:21,130
Proceed.
345
00:16:24,167 --> 00:16:25,967
I'm gonna go put these
flowers in some water.
346
00:16:27,304 --> 00:16:31,072
Well, I think I have chosen
a very challenging case
347
00:16:31,107 --> 00:16:33,441
or legal figure for you three to guess.
348
00:16:33,476 --> 00:16:35,109
Uh, we're playing, too?
349
00:16:35,145 --> 00:16:37,245
Of course! And I've added a twist.
350
00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:40,214
Whomever guesses first,
if anyone guesses at all,
351
00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:43,518
gets to steal a case of their
choice from another clerk.
352
00:16:49,426 --> 00:16:51,459
So, how do you like your steaks cooked?
353
00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:09,861
- I've been thinking...
- Mm-hmm?
354
00:17:09,896 --> 00:17:12,897
... about maybe moving back home.
355
00:17:12,932 --> 00:17:15,967
Be closer to my family, closer to you.
356
00:17:17,604 --> 00:17:20,905
I love my kids, they're
bright and they want to learn,
357
00:17:20,940 --> 00:17:23,741
but my classroom's too big.
358
00:17:23,777 --> 00:17:25,810
Each kid's at a different level.
359
00:17:25,845 --> 00:17:28,880
They only gave me six weeks
of training before I started.
360
00:17:28,915 --> 00:17:30,615
They deserve a real teacher.
361
00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:32,650
They're lucky to have
a teacher who cares.
362
00:17:33,820 --> 00:17:36,554
It's hard not to care too much.
363
00:17:37,624 --> 00:17:39,724
They don't have the
resources they deserve.
364
00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:42,860
Without support, I see why
teachers burn out, you know?
365
00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:45,763
What would you do back home?
366
00:17:45,799 --> 00:17:48,866
Hmmm, get a less stressful job,
367
00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:50,935
like a bomb defuser.
368
00:17:50,970 --> 00:17:54,706
Ooooo.
369
00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:56,641
We could see more of each other.
370
00:17:56,676 --> 00:17:58,910
- Mm-hmm.
- Is that something you want?
371
00:18:00,046 --> 00:18:02,647
It's something that I'd very much want.
372
00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:08,030
So Ben, where are you from?
373
00:18:08,054 --> 00:18:09,821
Denver, born and raised.
374
00:18:09,856 --> 00:18:12,724
- You must be a Broncos fan.
- Yes, ma'am.
375
00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:14,926
So how do you feel about
the NFL fining players
376
00:18:14,961 --> 00:18:16,794
who kneel during the anthem?
377
00:18:16,830 --> 00:18:18,930
I think a private employer has the right
378
00:18:18,965 --> 00:18:21,799
to set standards of conduct
and enact reprisals if need be.
379
00:18:21,835 --> 00:18:24,046
I don't find it appropriate
that they disrespect the anthem
380
00:18:24,070 --> 00:18:26,671
when there are other methods
to getting their point across.
381
00:18:26,706 --> 00:18:28,773
I think the NFL is
right in punishing them.
382
00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:30,808
Sounds like the senator
from Texas speaking.
383
00:18:30,844 --> 00:18:34,579
Do you ever break ranks
with your grandfather?
384
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:35,758
Not if I want to stay in the will.
385
00:18:37,851 --> 00:18:39,016
Fair enough... Callie?
386
00:18:39,052 --> 00:18:41,986
I think it's a clear violation
of the First Amendment.
387
00:18:42,021 --> 00:18:44,956
I'm so tired of liberals
misinterpreting the First Amendment.
388
00:18:44,991 --> 00:18:47,925
As opposed to conservatives
using it to allow corporations
389
00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:49,594
to buy off political candidates
390
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:50,873
and discriminate against gay people?
391
00:18:50,897 --> 00:18:53,030
Technically, freedom of
speech only protects citizens
392
00:18:53,066 --> 00:18:54,632
from government censorship.
393
00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:56,968
When the President of the
United States is pressuring
394
00:18:57,003 --> 00:18:59,570
a private employer to adopt
a punitive workplace rule,
395
00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:01,572
that is government censorship.
396
00:19:01,608 --> 00:19:04,842
Not to mention the NFL changed
their terms of employment
397
00:19:04,878 --> 00:19:06,811
without consulting the players' union,
398
00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:08,846
which is a violation of
good-faith bargaining,
399
00:19:08,882 --> 00:19:10,882
and against the law.
400
00:19:10,917 --> 00:19:13,618
- That's a stretch.
- Yeah, agreed.
401
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:15,920
- I disagree.
- See? Ha.
402
00:19:15,955 --> 00:19:18,000
I don't like the kneeling
during our national anthem,
403
00:19:18,024 --> 00:19:19,757
but Callie makes a compelling argument
404
00:19:19,793 --> 00:19:22,627
for why this expressive
conduct should be protected.
405
00:19:25,899 --> 00:19:27,042
So what do you all do for fun?
406
00:19:27,066 --> 00:19:29,044
Your husband doesn't give
us much time to have fun.
407
00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:31,602
I sing in a quartet.
408
00:19:31,638 --> 00:19:33,971
Oh, that's interesting!
409
00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:37,041
- Callie?
- When I have spare time, I usually spend it
410
00:19:37,076 --> 00:19:39,777
having casual sex with
a guy in my building.
411
00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:43,681
I like photography and art.
412
00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:44,716
Nice.
413
00:19:44,751 --> 00:19:46,017
What about you and the judge?
414
00:19:46,052 --> 00:19:48,953
We play golf, see friends...
415
00:19:48,988 --> 00:19:51,622
Yeah, with the kids away at college,
416
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:54,859
it's nice to have her to myself.
417
00:19:54,894 --> 00:19:56,661
What colleges do your kids go to?
418
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,796
Oh, they both are studying
abroad at the moment.
419
00:19:58,832 --> 00:20:01,599
Allison's at Smith, but
she's doing a year in France.
420
00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:06,037
And Tate's at Berkeley, but
he's doing a semester at sea.
421
00:20:06,072 --> 00:20:08,773
Oh, Berkeley, that's a
pretty liberal university.
422
00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:11,008
Mmm, so was Stanford,
but I came out okay.
423
00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:16,047
So? Are we ready to play the game?
424
00:20:16,082 --> 00:20:17,082
Hmm?
425
00:20:19,786 --> 00:20:20,786
Who wants to go first?
426
00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:22,620
I'll go.
427
00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:24,922
- Is it a legal character?
- No.
428
00:20:24,958 --> 00:20:26,057
So it's a legal case.
429
00:20:26,092 --> 00:20:27,758
Was it heard by the Supreme Court?
430
00:20:27,794 --> 00:20:29,794
- Yes.
- Was it a split 5-4 decision?
431
00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:31,796
- Yes.
- Was it politically controversial?
432
00:20:31,831 --> 00:20:32,831
Yes!
433
00:20:32,866 --> 00:20:33,965
Is it Bush v. Gore ?
434
00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:37,002
Are you a mind reader?
435
00:20:43,776 --> 00:20:45,743
Wait, so we never needed that extender?
436
00:20:45,778 --> 00:20:46,978
No, you need a new router.
437
00:20:47,013 --> 00:20:48,880
Can I at least return the extender?
438
00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:50,882
It's a refurbished one, so no.
439
00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:53,818
Well, we can't afford
a new router right now.
440
00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:54,986
Okay, then...
441
00:20:55,021 --> 00:20:56,888
Service call's ninety bucks.
442
00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:58,689
You misdiagnosed the problem last time.
443
00:20:58,725 --> 00:20:59,969
Why should I have to
pay another service call?
444
00:20:59,993 --> 00:21:01,826
Because I got a wife with cancer,
445
00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:03,060
a child with a disability,
446
00:21:03,096 --> 00:21:05,596
- and a dog with...
- Okay, okay, okay, just...
447
00:21:05,632 --> 00:21:06,697
Jeez!
448
00:21:06,733 --> 00:21:07,932
I'm sorry.
449
00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:09,901
Wow, sorry.
450
00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:11,881
Let me know if you want me
to install that new router.
451
00:21:11,905 --> 00:21:14,071
Can I just ask, is that
gonna be another service call?
452
00:21:14,107 --> 00:21:15,606
Well, yeah.
453
00:21:19,712 --> 00:21:20,745
Did he pimp our WI-FI?
454
00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:22,847
No, I wish. The Coterie's
out of money this month.
455
00:21:22,882 --> 00:21:24,882
Oh, hey Alice, we're
out of toilet paper.
456
00:21:24,918 --> 00:21:26,095
I just bought more this morning.
457
00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:27,818
But if the Coterie's out of money,
458
00:21:27,854 --> 00:21:29,720
how are you paying for
all this toilet paper?
459
00:21:29,756 --> 00:21:30,955
Don't worry about it, okay?
460
00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:32,034
It's... I've got it covered.
461
00:21:32,058 --> 00:21:33,624
Out of pocket?
462
00:21:33,660 --> 00:21:35,760
Look, I made a commitment
to serve this community.
463
00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:37,628
And as ridiculous as it may sound,
464
00:21:37,664 --> 00:21:39,108
that includes providing
free toilet paper, okay?
465
00:21:39,132 --> 00:21:41,933
For everyone, okay? For you, for me...
466
00:21:41,968 --> 00:21:43,868
Just... people rely on me,
467
00:21:43,903 --> 00:21:45,970
and I'm not gonna... I'm
not gonna let them down.
468
00:21:46,005 --> 00:21:47,705
- Okay?
- Okay.
469
00:21:47,740 --> 00:21:48,740
Let go.
470
00:21:51,711 --> 00:21:52,751
You want to pray about it?
471
00:21:56,015 --> 00:21:57,848
So I guessed it. Bush v. Gore .
472
00:22:01,688 --> 00:22:03,087
No!
473
00:22:03,122 --> 00:22:06,624
No, do you really think that I
would choose such an obvious case?
474
00:22:09,696 --> 00:22:11,596
- Was this a 21st century case?
- Yes.
475
00:22:11,631 --> 00:22:13,598
- Was Justice Scalia on the court?
- Yes.
476
00:22:13,633 --> 00:22:15,700
- Did Scalia write the dissenting opinion?
- No.
477
00:22:15,735 --> 00:22:17,680
Was the petitioner an
individual or a corporation?
478
00:22:17,704 --> 00:22:18,769
Yes or no questions only.
479
00:22:18,805 --> 00:22:21,038
- Individual?
- I'm sorry, you lost your turn.
480
00:22:21,074 --> 00:22:22,740
Was the petitioner an individual?
481
00:22:22,775 --> 00:22:24,041
Yes, multiple individuals.
482
00:22:24,077 --> 00:22:25,921
Can we take a time out? I
need to use the restroom.
483
00:22:25,945 --> 00:22:26,945
Hand over your phone.
484
00:22:26,980 --> 00:22:28,679
You calling me a cheater?
485
00:22:28,715 --> 00:22:29,758
I'm not calling you a saint.
486
00:22:29,782 --> 00:22:33,618
How about we just finish
the game after dessert?
487
00:22:33,653 --> 00:22:35,686
Let's make some room.
488
00:22:41,728 --> 00:22:45,029
So listen, the case
is Glossip v. Gross.
489
00:22:47,066 --> 00:22:49,634
I hate it when Curtis pits
his clerks against each other,
490
00:22:49,669 --> 00:22:51,636
and I like you best, so...
491
00:22:51,671 --> 00:22:53,671
Just wrap it up and put an end to this.
492
00:23:00,647 --> 00:23:01,779
Oh, early day?
493
00:23:02,982 --> 00:23:04,615
No...
494
00:23:04,651 --> 00:23:06,584
I have to change for a work interview.
495
00:23:06,619 --> 00:23:07,885
This is too wrinkly.
496
00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:10,021
Maybe if you didn't
sleep in your clothes...
497
00:23:10,056 --> 00:23:12,023
It buys me ten extra minutes of sleep.
498
00:23:12,058 --> 00:23:13,958
What's this interview about?
499
00:23:13,993 --> 00:23:15,960
They want me to talk about
500
00:23:15,995 --> 00:23:18,729
how great it is to work at Speckulate.
501
00:23:18,765 --> 00:23:20,965
I feel like a total sellout.
502
00:23:23,903 --> 00:23:24,969
Why aren't you at work?
503
00:23:25,004 --> 00:23:29,840
I called in sick to spend
the day in bed with Jeff.
504
00:23:29,876 --> 00:23:31,742
He wants me to move back to Wisconsin.
505
00:23:34,647 --> 00:23:36,287
I feel like I have
to tell you something.
506
00:23:39,819 --> 00:23:43,854
I overheard Jeff talking
on the phone about...
507
00:23:43,890 --> 00:23:44,890
his wife.
508
00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:49,660
He's married, Davia.
509
00:23:51,798 --> 00:23:52,798
I know.
510
00:24:00,990 --> 00:24:02,990
How long have you known?
511
00:24:03,026 --> 00:24:04,203
Since I sang at their wedding.
512
00:24:04,227 --> 00:24:06,794
They're not happy.
513
00:24:07,897 --> 00:24:08,929
But still...
514
00:24:10,033 --> 00:24:11,866
How can you date a married man?
515
00:24:11,901 --> 00:24:14,201
How can you say how great
it is to work at Speckulate?
516
00:24:14,237 --> 00:24:17,872
You do it for the big fat paycheck...
517
00:24:17,907 --> 00:24:19,840
I do it for the sex.
518
00:24:19,876 --> 00:24:23,210
And because he gets me, and he
makes me feel good about myself.
519
00:24:24,847 --> 00:24:27,181
So you do you, and I'll do me.
520
00:24:48,037 --> 00:24:49,270
Who did this?
521
00:24:49,305 --> 00:24:53,240
Who... who clogged the toilet
with a shit-ton waste of paper?
522
00:24:53,276 --> 00:24:56,143
Are you kidding? We're supposed
to be sharing resources,
523
00:24:56,179 --> 00:24:59,180
not just flushing it
down the toilet, okay?
524
00:24:59,215 --> 00:25:03,851
I'm not gonna drown every
ounce of toilet paper...
525
00:25:03,886 --> 00:25:05,853
and Mother Earth...
down the drain, okay?
526
00:25:05,888 --> 00:25:07,328
And someone else can do it for once!
527
00:25:13,162 --> 00:25:14,795
I'm not gonna do it!
528
00:25:14,831 --> 00:25:17,164
You get one more question
each, then you have to guess.
529
00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:19,900
- Was it a 2nd Amendment case?
- No.
530
00:25:19,936 --> 00:25:22,069
Did the case deal with
administrative law?
531
00:25:22,105 --> 00:25:23,204
No.
532
00:25:23,239 --> 00:25:25,106
Was it a civil or criminal case?
533
00:25:26,976 --> 00:25:30,811
I just told Rebecca yes
or no questions only.
534
00:25:30,847 --> 00:25:32,012
Sorry, you lose your turn,
535
00:25:32,048 --> 00:25:33,168
and you have to guess first.
536
00:25:34,117 --> 00:25:35,883
What's my case?
537
00:25:35,918 --> 00:25:38,018
Glossip v. Gross.
538
00:25:41,924 --> 00:25:43,224
Are you Hill v. McDonough?
539
00:25:45,161 --> 00:25:46,161
No.
540
00:25:47,096 --> 00:25:48,229
Rebecca?
541
00:25:48,264 --> 00:25:50,064
Are you Burwell v. Hobby Lobby?
542
00:25:50,099 --> 00:25:52,233
I am not. Two down, one to go.
543
00:25:52,268 --> 00:25:54,235
Ben.
544
00:25:54,270 --> 00:25:56,137
Are you Glossip v. Gross?
545
00:25:59,976 --> 00:26:01,142
I am...
546
00:26:01,177 --> 00:26:02,877
not.
547
00:26:05,047 --> 00:26:06,947
I'm Hollingsworth v. Perry.
548
00:26:11,220 --> 00:26:12,820
You're welcome to turn over the card
549
00:26:12,855 --> 00:26:13,888
if you don't believe me.
550
00:26:15,124 --> 00:26:17,124
Of course, I believe you, your honor.
551
00:26:23,933 --> 00:26:25,099
So...
552
00:26:25,134 --> 00:26:27,001
What do you three geniuses have for me?
553
00:26:38,915 --> 00:26:40,181
You look nice.
554
00:26:40,216 --> 00:26:41,815
I mean, uh, did you change?
555
00:26:44,020 --> 00:26:45,164
Are you doing this interview?
556
00:26:45,188 --> 00:26:47,121
Yeah, we sort of have to.
557
00:26:47,156 --> 00:26:49,490
And you're fine with saying
how diverse and inclusive
558
00:26:49,525 --> 00:26:51,158
the culture is here?
559
00:26:51,194 --> 00:26:53,861
Aren't you sick of putting up
with people like Alex and Sam?
560
00:26:53,896 --> 00:26:55,207
I mean, don't you ever
want to say something?
561
00:26:55,231 --> 00:26:56,931
All the time!
562
00:26:56,966 --> 00:26:59,200
But if I do, you know that'll
just make things worse.
563
00:26:59,235 --> 00:27:02,836
Well, you may be able
to play that game, but...
564
00:27:02,872 --> 00:27:04,249
They want to know what
it's like to work here,
565
00:27:04,273 --> 00:27:05,773
I'm gonna tell them.
566
00:27:05,808 --> 00:27:06,974
And if I get fired,
567
00:27:07,009 --> 00:27:09,109
then at least someone
had the guts to speak up.
568
00:27:18,221 --> 00:27:19,887
Why are you doing that?
569
00:27:19,922 --> 00:27:21,055
Who else is gonna do it?
570
00:27:21,090 --> 00:27:23,023
No one as long as
everyone knows you will.
571
00:27:25,995 --> 00:27:28,095
Can't believe I lost
it over toilet paper.
572
00:27:28,130 --> 00:27:29,863
I'm an awful person.
573
00:27:29,899 --> 00:27:32,066
You know, if you were an awful person,
574
00:27:32,101 --> 00:27:33,212
I'd still be living in my car.
575
00:27:33,236 --> 00:27:35,803
Come on, that was nothing.
576
00:27:35,838 --> 00:27:38,172
Nothing? You split your loft for me.
577
00:27:40,109 --> 00:27:41,942
You gave me a safe place to live
578
00:27:41,978 --> 00:27:43,844
where I had friends and support.
579
00:27:44,914 --> 00:27:46,247
That was not "nothing."
580
00:27:47,850 --> 00:27:49,083
But you also set boundaries.
581
00:27:49,118 --> 00:27:51,218
You gave me three
months to get on my feet,
582
00:27:51,254 --> 00:27:53,821
get a better job, and pay the rent.
583
00:27:53,856 --> 00:27:54,989
Or else I'd have to go.
584
00:27:55,024 --> 00:27:56,257
- I said that?
- Yes.
585
00:27:56,292 --> 00:27:59,059
- That's so mean.
- I'm gonna smack you.
586
00:27:59,095 --> 00:28:00,794
You were much nicer back then.
587
00:28:00,830 --> 00:28:02,870
That's because I didn't
know you, now we're family.
588
00:28:05,001 --> 00:28:06,878
You gotta stop letting
people take advantage of you.
589
00:28:06,902 --> 00:28:08,235
I have commitments, okay?
590
00:28:08,271 --> 00:28:10,237
You are not the Mother
Teresa of ass-wiping.
591
00:28:10,273 --> 00:28:12,806
You don't have to give
people free toilet paper
592
00:28:12,842 --> 00:28:14,875
or plan Sumi's stupid wedding.
593
00:28:16,812 --> 00:28:18,090
Sometimes you gotta
break your commitments
594
00:28:18,114 --> 00:28:19,780
to take care of yourself, Alice.
595
00:28:39,135 --> 00:28:40,968
Oh, good, come on in.
596
00:28:56,285 --> 00:28:58,852
Please give us your name and position.
597
00:28:58,888 --> 00:29:01,155
My name is Mariana Adams Foster.
598
00:29:01,190 --> 00:29:02,222
I'm an engineer.
599
00:29:02,258 --> 00:29:05,859
And tell us what it's
like working at Speckulate.
600
00:29:09,899 --> 00:29:11,799
Blowing up your career
601
00:29:11,834 --> 00:29:14,034
is not gonna change the
culture around here, Mariana.
602
00:29:14,070 --> 00:29:16,804
You can vent to me anytime,
603
00:29:16,839 --> 00:29:18,806
but I would hate for us to lose
604
00:29:18,841 --> 00:29:20,808
another talented Latina engineer.
605
00:29:25,998 --> 00:29:28,232
Tell us what it's like,
working at Speckulate.
606
00:29:33,472 --> 00:29:35,139
It sucks.
607
00:29:35,174 --> 00:29:38,108
The culture is sexist and racist,
608
00:29:38,144 --> 00:29:39,376
and it's a big boys' club.
609
00:29:45,317 --> 00:29:46,984
It's great!
610
00:29:47,019 --> 00:29:48,218
It's a real meritocracy.
611
00:29:48,254 --> 00:29:51,121
There's a lot of opportunity for growth.
612
00:29:59,031 --> 00:30:02,399
- Am I considered a conservative figure?
- No.
613
00:30:02,435 --> 00:30:04,168
- Am I a defendant?
- No.
614
00:30:04,203 --> 00:30:05,436
- Am I Hayward Patterson?
- No.
615
00:30:05,471 --> 00:30:07,104
- Am I Dred Scott?
- No.
616
00:30:07,139 --> 00:30:08,316
- Am I on the Supreme Court?
- No.
617
00:30:08,340 --> 00:30:09,473
- Am I a president?
- No.
618
00:30:09,508 --> 00:30:11,219
Did I ever work for the
United States government?
619
00:30:11,243 --> 00:30:12,454
- No.
- Am I a well known activist?
620
00:30:12,478 --> 00:30:14,144
- No.
- Am I considered a jurist?
621
00:30:14,180 --> 00:30:17,114
- No.
- Do I apply the law on behalf of clients?
622
00:30:17,149 --> 00:30:19,016
- No.
- Am I a U.S. citizen?
623
00:30:19,051 --> 00:30:20,150
- Yes.
- Am I a man?
624
00:30:20,186 --> 00:30:21,485
- Yes.
- Am I from the South?
625
00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:25,255
- Yes.
- Have I ever been accused of committing a crime?
626
00:30:25,291 --> 00:30:26,291
Yes.
627
00:30:27,393 --> 00:30:29,359
Am I John W. Terry?
628
00:30:29,395 --> 00:30:31,161
No.
629
00:30:32,398 --> 00:30:34,131
You're down to your last two questions.
630
00:30:35,234 --> 00:30:36,366
Only two? Are you sure?
631
00:30:36,402 --> 00:30:38,522
Maybe you're about to get
stumped for the first time.
632
00:30:39,472 --> 00:30:40,504
Are you mocking me, Ben?
633
00:30:40,539 --> 00:30:43,173
Uh, no, no sir.
634
00:30:43,209 --> 00:30:46,110
Have I been involved
in a high profile case
635
00:30:46,145 --> 00:30:47,145
within the last decade?
636
00:30:47,179 --> 00:30:49,246
- Yes.
- Last question.
637
00:30:49,281 --> 00:30:50,281
I'm aware.
638
00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:55,520
Was the case tried in Florida?
639
00:30:55,554 --> 00:30:56,554
Yes.
640
00:30:58,257 --> 00:31:00,190
Who are you?
641
00:31:00,226 --> 00:31:03,127
Am I petitioner Terrence Jamar Graham?
642
00:31:04,330 --> 00:31:06,296
You are not!
643
00:31:19,445 --> 00:31:21,044
Is this a joke?
644
00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:24,148
How is Hulk Hogan
considered a legal character?
645
00:31:24,183 --> 00:31:26,383
- Because of his suit against Gawker.
- Yeah.
646
00:31:32,291 --> 00:31:35,292
I can't say that your
choice was terribly clever
647
00:31:35,327 --> 00:31:37,327
or completely legitimate,
648
00:31:37,363 --> 00:31:39,029
but I'll concede defeat.
649
00:31:40,299 --> 00:31:41,498
Thank you for coming.
650
00:31:41,534 --> 00:31:43,033
I know you have work to do,
651
00:31:43,068 --> 00:31:45,202
seeing as you're all
behind on your casework.
652
00:31:45,237 --> 00:31:47,037
See that you're caught
up by Monday morning.
653
00:32:02,154 --> 00:32:04,021
So much for my Norma Rae moment.
654
00:32:05,291 --> 00:32:07,024
It's an old movie.
655
00:32:07,059 --> 00:32:09,026
My moms love it.
656
00:32:09,061 --> 00:32:11,028
My grandfather's
favorite movie was Rocky.
657
00:32:12,264 --> 00:32:14,431
Every champion was once a contender
658
00:32:14,466 --> 00:32:16,300
who refused to give up.
659
00:32:18,304 --> 00:32:20,070
I made the mistake
of imitating him once,
660
00:32:20,105 --> 00:32:21,416
and now Alex thinks it's okay for him
661
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:24,007
to put on an Indian
accent and make jokes.
662
00:32:25,377 --> 00:32:26,377
Why do you laugh?
663
00:32:29,248 --> 00:32:31,281
I guess to make them
feel more comfortable
664
00:32:31,317 --> 00:32:34,051
with me being different than them,
665
00:32:34,086 --> 00:32:36,386
and prove I'm not too sensitive.
666
00:32:36,422 --> 00:32:38,155
Why do we make them comfortable
667
00:32:38,190 --> 00:32:39,510
when we're the ones getting hurt?
668
00:32:41,293 --> 00:32:43,460
To get ahead, we have
to fit in to succeed.
669
00:32:46,232 --> 00:32:48,432
Okay, don't laugh, but...
670
00:32:48,467 --> 00:32:50,334
In high school I dyed my hair blonde
671
00:32:50,369 --> 00:32:52,269
so I would make the dance team.
672
00:32:53,439 --> 00:32:55,138
I just said "don't laugh."
673
00:32:55,174 --> 00:32:56,318
Sorry, I'm not laughing at you.
674
00:32:56,342 --> 00:32:58,108
I...
675
00:32:58,143 --> 00:33:00,310
dyed my hair, too... in high school.
676
00:33:00,346 --> 00:33:03,380
Frosted tips to fit in
with my skater friends.
677
00:33:03,415 --> 00:33:05,115
Wow!
678
00:33:07,253 --> 00:33:10,954
I thought, after school,
we'd be done with all that.
679
00:33:12,124 --> 00:33:14,024
Thought it'd be different
in the workplace.
680
00:33:15,461 --> 00:33:16,526
Me, too.
681
00:33:16,562 --> 00:33:19,396
Alex and Sam are lucky
they can just be themselves.
682
00:33:19,431 --> 00:33:22,266
As a woman, I can't even
wear a dress to work,
683
00:33:22,301 --> 00:33:24,167
because people won't take me seriously.
684
00:33:24,203 --> 00:33:26,470
Well, I take you seriously.
685
00:33:26,505 --> 00:33:29,406
And the next time we go out
as a team, you're coming with.
686
00:33:29,441 --> 00:33:34,244
Honestly, I really don't want to
hang out socially with Alex or Sam.
687
00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:36,046
Honestly, me either.
688
00:33:38,284 --> 00:33:41,285
Well, maybe we can just
get a drink one night.
689
00:33:43,155 --> 00:33:44,254
Anytime.
690
00:33:44,290 --> 00:33:45,290
How about tonight?
691
00:33:47,459 --> 00:33:49,126
Sure!
692
00:33:52,498 --> 00:33:55,499
I wish you could fly out in the morning.
693
00:33:55,534 --> 00:33:57,501
I know, me too.
694
00:33:59,104 --> 00:34:00,170
I've got meetings.
695
00:34:02,141 --> 00:34:04,408
So listen, I've been thinking...
696
00:34:06,045 --> 00:34:08,165
You should extend your
contract to Teach for America.
697
00:34:09,348 --> 00:34:11,081
I think you're idealizing home,
698
00:34:11,116 --> 00:34:12,556
just because you're struggling here.
699
00:34:14,186 --> 00:34:18,355
I envy that you left, and you live
in this cool place in this great city.
700
00:34:20,259 --> 00:34:22,292
I wish I'd had the courage to leave.
701
00:34:23,495 --> 00:34:25,996
I think I'm just saying...
702
00:34:26,031 --> 00:34:28,098
to just give it more time
703
00:34:28,133 --> 00:34:29,399
before you decide to move home.
704
00:34:32,104 --> 00:34:34,144
You were always meant for
more than just Fitchburg.
705
00:34:36,075 --> 00:34:37,207
You're right.
706
00:34:37,242 --> 00:34:39,209
I'll be back in a few weeks.
707
00:34:39,244 --> 00:34:42,212
- I'll call you then?
- Sure.
708
00:35:07,072 --> 00:35:11,108
Here's to being the first
clerks to ever stump Wilson.
709
00:35:11,143 --> 00:35:12,343
Which we're all gonna pay for.
710
00:35:15,447 --> 00:35:18,115
- Another round?
- Not for me.
711
00:35:18,150 --> 00:35:19,830
We have a lot of work
to do before Monday.
712
00:35:21,086 --> 00:35:23,353
I'll take a rain check on
drinking you under the table.
713
00:35:23,389 --> 00:35:24,389
Anytime.
714
00:35:26,625 --> 00:35:28,069
I still can't get over the
judge hiding his son upstairs.
715
00:35:28,093 --> 00:35:29,292
You get any idea why?
716
00:35:35,367 --> 00:35:36,400
We still have company.
717
00:35:36,435 --> 00:35:39,102
Sorry, I thought they were gone.
718
00:35:51,383 --> 00:35:54,184
You, uh, showed a lot
of character today.
719
00:35:54,219 --> 00:35:56,664
I know Libby told you that
the case was Glossip v. Gross.
720
00:35:56,788 --> 00:35:59,056
You could have cheated
tonight, but you didn't.
721
00:35:59,091 --> 00:36:01,391
To me that earned you the
right to keep your case.
722
00:36:03,195 --> 00:36:06,296
I expect that information
to stay between us.
723
00:36:06,331 --> 00:36:08,131
Of course.
724
00:36:09,268 --> 00:36:10,268
Thank you.
725
00:36:14,339 --> 00:36:16,006
Good night.
726
00:36:20,212 --> 00:36:21,212
No.
727
00:36:38,580 --> 00:36:39,679
Hi.
728
00:36:39,715 --> 00:36:40,781
Hi.
729
00:36:47,556 --> 00:36:50,590
Uh, I know that you've
all come to depend on me.
730
00:36:50,626 --> 00:36:52,659
Not to say that I'm not...
731
00:36:52,694 --> 00:36:54,494
Not that I'm not dependable.
732
00:36:54,530 --> 00:36:55,829
I'm very dependable.
733
00:36:57,699 --> 00:37:00,767
I feel horrible, you know...
734
00:37:00,803 --> 00:37:02,769
Because I know I made a promise.
735
00:37:04,540 --> 00:37:07,774
But after lengthy deliberation and input
736
00:37:07,810 --> 00:37:12,913
from some Coterie members that
shall remain nameless, um...
737
00:37:12,948 --> 00:37:14,581
I am s... sor...
738
00:37:15,951 --> 00:37:17,450
Dammit.
739
00:37:18,687 --> 00:37:19,820
Um...
740
00:37:19,855 --> 00:37:22,556
I'm not pleased to announce
that I will no longer
741
00:37:22,591 --> 00:37:25,592
be providing communal toilet paper.
742
00:37:27,496 --> 00:37:31,464
Okay... Is that all?
743
00:37:31,500 --> 00:37:32,732
Yes, uh...
744
00:37:32,768 --> 00:37:33,812
I'm happy to take questions.
745
00:37:34,903 --> 00:37:36,703
- Okay, cool.
- All right, whatever.
746
00:37:39,575 --> 00:37:42,475
There's... there's chips! I made salsa.
747
00:37:42,511 --> 00:37:44,678
- Self-respect.
- Yeah.
748
00:37:44,713 --> 00:37:46,479
- Doesn't it feel good?
- Mm-hmm.
749
00:38:13,609 --> 00:38:14,674
Oh!
750
00:38:14,710 --> 00:38:15,710
Hey!
751
00:38:17,946 --> 00:38:19,479
Hi.
752
00:38:19,514 --> 00:38:21,748
Guys, this is my co-worker, Raj.
753
00:38:21,783 --> 00:38:22,916
- Hi.
- Hi, how's it going?
754
00:38:22,951 --> 00:38:24,762
And this is Davia, and this is Bryan.
755
00:38:24,786 --> 00:38:27,721
- Hey.
- Quick, Mariana!
756
00:38:27,756 --> 00:38:28,876
Look over on your far right.
757
00:38:29,825 --> 00:38:31,524
Gray jacket.
758
00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:33,793
Oooo, yes! One hundred percent.
759
00:38:33,829 --> 00:38:37,597
That is so my type. I
would climb him like a tree.
760
00:38:51,580 --> 00:38:52,612
Oh, fudge!
761
00:38:57,786 --> 00:38:59,686
Alice, are you in here?
762
00:39:04,493 --> 00:39:05,493
Yeah.
763
00:39:06,528 --> 00:39:08,768
I wanted to talk to you
about bridesmaids dresses.
764
00:39:13,702 --> 00:39:15,568
Okay, uh, I'll be right out.
765
00:39:16,638 --> 00:39:17,871
Okay.
766
00:39:17,906 --> 00:39:19,472
Love you.
767
00:39:20,742 --> 00:39:23,677
I love you, too.
768
00:39:45,701 --> 00:39:47,467
I can go it alone from here.
769
00:39:47,502 --> 00:39:49,622
I don't mind. You, uh,
shouldn't walk alone at night.
770
00:39:50,605 --> 00:39:53,673
Anyway, if I was wrong
about Glossip v. Gross,
771
00:39:53,709 --> 00:39:55,575
why not turn over the index card?
772
00:39:55,610 --> 00:39:56,776
Unless I was right,
773
00:39:56,812 --> 00:39:59,479
and the judge didn't want me to win.
774
00:39:59,514 --> 00:40:00,613
Why?
775
00:40:00,649 --> 00:40:02,482
Maybe he didn't want
me to steal your case,
776
00:40:02,517 --> 00:40:04,197
which I never would
have done, by the way.
777
00:40:05,587 --> 00:40:07,721
I just don't know how
to get Wilson to like me.
778
00:40:07,756 --> 00:40:10,457
I mean, I'm a likable guy, right?
779
00:40:12,561 --> 00:40:13,972
Maybe if you didn't just say
what you think he wants to hear.
780
00:40:13,996 --> 00:40:17,731
Look, I'm not the counter-clerk,
all right? That's your job.
781
00:40:19,868 --> 00:40:20,868
This is me.
782
00:40:22,704 --> 00:40:25,505
Oh, you, uh, live in a theater.
783
00:40:25,540 --> 00:40:28,375
- Yeah, the top floors are lofts.
- Nice.
784
00:40:28,410 --> 00:40:30,010
You, uh, got anything to drink up there?
785
00:40:30,779 --> 00:40:31,911
I'm beat.
786
00:40:31,947 --> 00:40:33,780
Yeah.
787
00:40:33,815 --> 00:40:35,715
Yeah, no worries. Maybe...
maybe another time.
788
00:40:35,751 --> 00:40:36,850
Thanks for the walk home.
789
00:40:36,885 --> 00:40:38,485
No problem. Good night.
790
00:41:11,787 --> 00:41:12,787
You okay?
791
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:34,000
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