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Shari Lou, you going
to the Spinsters Hop?
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- Natch.
- Who are you taking?
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Deke Masters.
Oh, wow!
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Gidget, you going
to the Spinsters Hop?
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I thought you would be.
Who are you taking?
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Wally Purcell,
the captain of the debating squad...
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whose aunt just so happens
to be one of Rock Hudson's secretary's half sister?
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No, Larue!
Then who? Mitch Shields,
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who crewed three times
in the Ensenada yacht race...
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coming in second
on his first try in a homemade boat.
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Larue!
One of those lettermen.
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Hi, Gidge.
Hello, Gidge. Hi.
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So who are you taking?
Uh, hi, Gidget.
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Uh, my father said
I could rent a tux,
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so everything is A-oh-boy!
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* [ Jazzy Pop ]
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* If you're in doubt
about angels *
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* Being real
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* I can arrange to change
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* Any doubts you feel
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* Wait till you see
my Gidget *
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* You'll want her
for your valentine *
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* You're gonna say
she's all that you adore *
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* But stay away
Gidget is spoken for *
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* You're gonna find
that Gidget is *
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* Mine *
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Durf.
Of all people in the world, Durf the Drag.
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Just tell me why.
That's all. A simple little "Why?"
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I wanted to build up his ego.
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He's always
slumping around the school like no one can stand him.
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You know why?
'Cause no one can stand him. 'Cause no one can stand him.
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He has no self-confidence.
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Because he can't
even stand himself.
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Well, one thing,
he's got good taste.
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Anyway, who are you,
Florence Nightingale? I made a bet with John.
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Your psycho brother-in-law?
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It is my contention
that a therapeutic life experience...
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can mend a shattered ego,
or at least put it back on the road to health.
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Listen, stuck is stuck.
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Besides, since when am I
in contest with Shari Lou?
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Since she transferred over
from Uni High four weeks ago
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and set you up
as the competition.
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Well, I couldn't care less.
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Maybe if I'm really lucky,
I'll break my leg before the dance.
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Well, you know,
you could break the date.
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Breaking the leg
would be easier.
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Did you see the way
he looked today? Different.
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He almost smiled.
You thought he was smiling?
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You should've seen
Shari Lou.
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She practically unzipped
the whole top of her head.
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You know who you should
show up with?
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A cross between
Prince Charming, Ringo and Sandy Koufax.
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Forget it. Anybody who's
one-fortieth of that is already taken.
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6'1", 175 pound even.
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Run the hundred in 9.5 flat.
Full equipment. Move like a whippet.
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[ Exclaims ]
And my 70-yard touchdown passes are not uncommon.
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Uh, one of you Gadget?
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Gidget.
Oh.
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Chuck Batson.
Your "fodder" said to wait.
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My fodder-- Father?
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The prof's gonna coach me.
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At college, you wanna
be quarterback, they got a rule about grammar, and--
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Well, they don't think
I talk such hot grammar.
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Back home in Bensonhurst,
I talk splendid.
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But rules is rules,
huh, Gadget?
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Gidget.
I'm Larue. I think you talk splendid right here.
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Yeah. So anyway,
I'm waitin' for your old man. I mean, the prof.
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Go ahead, Gadget, Leroy.
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It's okay.
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What makes you so sure
he'll go to the dance with you?
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"At college, you wanna play
quarterback, you got a rule about grammar."
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You wanna get a good grade
from prof, you get in good with Gadget."
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You father would never
grade like that.
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You know that
and I know that, but, uh,
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Superman is new
around here, eh, Leroy?
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That's blackmail.
It's polished persuasion.
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And any girl who didn't
take advantage of it is crazy.
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So what are you gonna
tell Durf? The truth.
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That you're ditching him
to show up Shari Lou?
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Not that truth.
Which?
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I don't know.
I haven't made it up yet.
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But I will.
I may hate myself in the morning,
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but I can't pass up
a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity like this.
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Uh-uh.
Uh-uh what?
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Uh-uh.
You'll never do it.
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[ Speaking French ]
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That's French for
"If you think so, that's your problem."
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Coq au vin--
That's French for "chicken."
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What's such a big deal
about breaking a date anyway?
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[ Voice Cracking ]
Hello.
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[ Clears Throat ]
Hello. Mrs. Durfner?
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Is Norman there?
He isn't?
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Oh, what a pity.
No, no, no message.
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All right.
Tell him Gidget called...
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and asked him
to come over tonight.
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Yes.
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Yes, it's Norman Durfner
I want.
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Well, sure I'm a girl.
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Yes. The Norman Durfner
who goes to Westside High. Right.
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Toodles.
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Ooh! You'd think a girl
never called him before.
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Yeah. Well,
that's the first step.
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Stand by for the second.
What are you gonna do?
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I'm gonna go show 6'1",
175 even...
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what a close relationship
between fodder and daughter looks like.
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A relationship in which
there is an exchange...
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of trust and ideas
and influence.
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And I'm supposed
to just stand here? Here.
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Do your eye exercises.
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Once more, Chuck.
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What is the subject
of this sentence?
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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th
president of the United States.
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Take your time.
Think about it.
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Abraham Lincoln...
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was the 16th president
of the United States.
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The subject?
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United States.
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- President?
- No. Abraham Lincoln, Chuck.
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You see, the subject of--
Hi, Daddy.
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Hello, honey.
I didn't hear you come in.
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Oh. I didn't know
you were busy. We're very close.
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Yes, that's true.
I am close to strangling.
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I didn't mean to interrupt.
Who pushed you into it?
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No, I meant I didn't realize
Chuck was still here.
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Yeah, me and Abraham Lincoln.
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- You two have met?
- Me and Gadget are old friends.
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- "Gidget and I
are old friends." - Well, you're her fodder.
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Yes. And he's the best
fodder a girl ever had.
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If the commercial is over,
I'd like to get on with the show.
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I just wanted
to welcome you home. Yeah.
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I'm touched.
Now, Chuck--
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Mr. Javits eats dinner.
The subject?
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Dinner.
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Daddy--
I'm welcomed. I'm welcomed.
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No, no.
Um, I thought--
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- May I? Chuck?
- Yeah, kid?
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Beyond a shadow of a doubt,
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Chuck Batson will be
the West Coast's outstanding quarterback this year.
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- Subject?
- Chuck Batson!
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Verb?
Will be!
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- Object?
- Quarterback.
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- And star is an adverb.
- It's an adjective. But that's very good, Chuck.
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Go ahead.
It's all right.
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[ Gidget Narrating ]
It came zero hour minus one,
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and I was already
in hot water.
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Soon, old Durf the Drag
was gonna show up,
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and I was gonna have
to break his heart.
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Maybe I wasn't going
to exactly break his heart,
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but I was sure going to do
a little shattering to his ego.
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[ Plate Shatters ]
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[ Chuckles ]
Nothing like a little shattering practice.
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[ Sighs ]
Isn't this relaxing?
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Oh, yeah.
Relaxing.
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Boy, I'm really...
relaxed.
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I've never been so,
uh, relaxed. Relaxed.
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Yeah.
Are you warm enough?
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What do you mean?
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I just meant I could get one
of my father's sweaters for you.
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Oh. No.
I'm swell.
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I'm warm-blooded.
I mean, my--
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my normal body temperature
is-is abnormally high.
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[ Grunts ]
You may not believe this, but, uh,
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I've never been
in a patio at night with a girl before.
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Oh, I can't believe that.
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No. Why should I lie
about a thing like that?
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Oh, no, no. I mean,
it's hard to understand how a fellow as...
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attractive as you are--
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Attractive?
Oh, come on.
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Well, there you go
knocking yourself again.
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You happen to be
very attractive.
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Oh, take your eyes.
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You have very expressive eyes.
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So do cocker spaniels.
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[ Chuckles ]
That's another thing.
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You have such
a wonderful sense of humor.
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- Gidget, you're a nice girl.
- Well, I'm not just being nice.
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I want you to see yourself
as I see you.
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- Attractive?
- Attractive.
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- Expressive eyes?
- Very.
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- And the sense of humor
is wonderful. - Wonderful.
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And that's why you asked me
to the dance? Yes.
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Well. Gee.
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I had no idea.
I always sort of thought you thought I was a schlump.
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Oh, absolutely not.
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Gee!
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I also think
you're very sensible...
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and mature
and understanding.
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That's what I'd like
to talk to you about, Norman.
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[ Clears Throat ]
I think I'd better talk to you first, Gidget.
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- The thing is, Norman--
- You may or may not be aware of this,
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but I have this uncle
who is a brain specialist in Chicago--
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Your uncle?
What does your uncle have to do with it?
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Well, you see, he's always
sort of had the idea that I would follow in his footsteps.
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I once tried to follow
in my father's footsteps, but he got aggravated.
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Anyway, this is gonna
take a long time. One year high school,
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four year pre-med,
four year medical school,
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one year interning,
and the brain residency.
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That's 15 years, Gidget.
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Oh, that's very interesting,
Norman. But what are you saying?
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Well, you're a very nice girl,
Gidget, and I'd do anything not to hurt your ego,
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but, uh, I'm just not ready
to get serious yet.
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Serious?
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There'll be plenty of other
guys with expressive eyes and wonderful senses of humor.
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But with me, the brain--
The brain comes first. I'm sorry, Gidget.
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It's not too late
to ask someone else.
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You're breaking the date
for the dance?
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Cut it clean.
It's the only way.
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Believe me, it's better.
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Oh, well, I like that.
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Or do I?
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You did it? How?
Tell me. What did he say?
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Why didn't you call
and tell me? Larue, it's done. Forget it!
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Was he destroyed?
Come on. Give!
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Did he throw himself
at your feet? Larue!
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I told you about the time
with my Uncle Morton and the bum check.
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That's our family's
darkest secret.
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Okay.
He took it fine.
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As a matter of fact,
he broke the date.
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He broke the date?
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- Well, I was going to.
- Yeah, but--
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But I was just doing it
so carefully to be sure not to shatter his ego--
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Well, he thought
I was getting serious.
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I guess it is
kind of funny.
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Well, what's so funny
is that you're bugged.
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Bugged?
About being turned down by Durf the Drag?
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You mean you don't
suddenly find him just the teensiest bit attractive?
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Attractive?
Durf the-- [ Durf ] Surf?
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Durf the Surf.
Is that catchy enough?
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What are you trying to catch?
Cute, cute.
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Oh, I just thought old
Deke Masters had
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that class presidency sewn up
long enough.
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- "Vote for Durf the Surf."
- What's that?
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My petition.
It's too late to file for the election,
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00:14:21,828 --> 00:14:23,730
but if I can just get
200 signatures--
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00:14:23,796 --> 00:14:27,767
I'll sign it.
What are you doing? What happened to you?
237
00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:30,137
Aw. You still feel sore
about the other night.
238
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:31,905
Feelings of rejection.
I dig.
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00:14:31,972 --> 00:14:34,341
Believe me, I dig.
But it's all past.
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00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:36,643
It is?
I'll sign.
241
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:41,448
Larue, we're talking.
I'm not rejected, just curious.
242
00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:43,616
What's this
"that's all past" business?
243
00:14:43,683 --> 00:14:46,286
Well, I figured
if a girl like you was crazy about me--
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00:14:46,353 --> 00:14:48,755
- I'm not.
- Mom was worried about you.
245
00:14:48,821 --> 00:14:52,525
But she was pretty excited.
Kept calling me her late-blooming Valentino.
246
00:14:52,592 --> 00:14:54,527
- But she's funny that way.
- I bet.
247
00:14:54,594 --> 00:14:56,496
And she bought me
all these new clothes.
248
00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:58,465
I'd like to sign it.
Really. Larue!
249
00:14:58,531 --> 00:15:00,333
And she told me
about my Uncle Ralph.
250
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:03,170
He's the one in brains.
Been married four times.
251
00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:06,940
F-O-U-R. For the first time,
when he was 35.
252
00:15:07,007 --> 00:15:09,509
Is that a pussycat?
253
00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:18,051
No, thank you.
I've already decided on my vote.
254
00:15:18,118 --> 00:15:20,120
Oh.
We'll be friends some day.
255
00:15:20,187 --> 00:15:22,255
It takes time.
256
00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:28,728
I never noticed his eyes
were violet before.
257
00:15:28,795 --> 00:15:31,098
Yeah, they're
blue and bloodshot. That makes 'em purple.
258
00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:33,566
Oh, that conceited--
Shh!
259
00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:36,269
Here come the meow twins.
[ Purrs ]
260
00:15:36,336 --> 00:15:38,871
Oh, hi, Gidge.
261
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:41,041
Oh, hi, Shar.
Mar.
262
00:15:41,108 --> 00:15:43,543
Say hello, Lar.
263
00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:45,712
King's "X"
for 30 seconds.
264
00:15:48,481 --> 00:15:51,584
Just got the word that
Durf's running against Deke for class president.
265
00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:53,020
So?
266
00:15:53,086 --> 00:15:55,755
So I thought you might like to
double to the Spinsters Hop.
267
00:15:55,822 --> 00:15:57,857
- Doubling?
- Yeah.
268
00:15:57,924 --> 00:16:02,595
You and Durf and me and Deke.
The candidates and their girls.
269
00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:05,498
- Oh, it'll be kicky.
- Gidget doesn't wanna double.
270
00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:07,267
Besides--
We'd love to.
271
00:16:07,334 --> 00:16:08,801
With Durf?
Who else?
272
00:16:08,868 --> 00:16:12,472
Swell. I thought
you might be afraid of the competition.
273
00:16:12,539 --> 00:16:15,508
Hardly anyone ever wants
to double with me.
274
00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:17,977
Isn't that silly?
I would say so, yes.
275
00:16:18,045 --> 00:16:21,648
You see?
And you thought she'd be afraid to lose him.
276
00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:24,884
- Durf the Drag?
- No, Durf the Surf.
277
00:16:24,951 --> 00:16:27,087
I gotta give you credit,
Gidge. I mean,
278
00:16:27,154 --> 00:16:31,691
who else would have figured
that underneath all that hair was, ooh, such a doll?
279
00:16:31,758 --> 00:16:33,893
And that he has violet eyes.
280
00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:38,698
Listen, honey,
those violet eyes of his got bloodshot from staring at me.
281
00:16:38,765 --> 00:16:41,834
Well, then it's a date?
282
00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:45,938
And, uh, may the best
candidate win.
283
00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:56,483
I've created a monster.
284
00:16:56,549 --> 00:17:01,421
And now I've got
to uncreate him! But how?
285
00:17:01,488 --> 00:17:03,423
I'm afraid that
throughout literature,
286
00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:06,426
monster creators
have been destroyed by their own creations.
287
00:17:06,493 --> 00:17:09,762
Take Frankenstein.
I'd love to. He won't go with me.
288
00:17:09,829 --> 00:17:11,198
There are other boys.
289
00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:13,233
If I don't show up
at that dance with Durf,
290
00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:17,003
Shari Lou will find out he
broke the date and laugh me clear through to graduation.
291
00:17:17,070 --> 00:17:19,906
How would she find out
something like that? Wiretapping.
292
00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:23,476
Oh, you don't know her.
Lucky she's on America's side.
293
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,478
I wish there was something
I could do to help.
294
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:27,647
You could sign the papers.
Papers?
295
00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:31,251
Yeah. I understand
I'm underage for the foreign legion.
296
00:17:31,318 --> 00:17:33,220
There must be a solution
closer to home.
297
00:17:33,286 --> 00:17:35,955
Believe me, there isn't
one deceitful, dirty,
298
00:17:36,022 --> 00:17:38,658
conniving trick
I haven't already thought of.
299
00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:41,894
There is the truth.
You could explain to Norman...
300
00:17:41,961 --> 00:17:43,930
that he misunderstood you
the other evening.
301
00:17:43,996 --> 00:17:45,932
That you were in fact
trying to break the date,
302
00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:48,034
not trap him
into a teenage marriage.
303
00:17:48,101 --> 00:17:50,703
He wouldn't listen.
Since his head got so swelled,
304
00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:53,640
the distance from
his ear to his brain is in light years.
305
00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:56,143
Then may I suggest that
you brood someplace else.
306
00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:59,812
I'm expecting Chuck
for a tutoring session any minute.
307
00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:04,917
[ Doorbell Rings ]
308
00:18:07,053 --> 00:18:09,856
Oh, hi, Gadget.
How are you doing?
309
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:14,093
That bad?
Worse.
310
00:18:14,161 --> 00:18:17,630
Anything I could do?
Like, uh, hittin'?
311
00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:20,767
I need a date
for the Spinsters Hop.
312
00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:23,370
Well, I sock
better than I rock,
313
00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:27,207
but I cut a nice figure.
314
00:18:27,274 --> 00:18:29,176
You mean you'd really take me?
315
00:18:29,242 --> 00:18:31,811
Why not?
Oh, brother.
316
00:18:31,878 --> 00:18:34,714
You'd do anything to get
a passing grade from my father, wouldn't you?
317
00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:37,350
Right.
Well, at least you're honest,
318
00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:39,686
which is more than I'd be
if I accepted the offer.
319
00:18:39,752 --> 00:18:42,021
You mean
you're puttin' me down?
320
00:18:42,088 --> 00:18:45,592
Well, let's put it this way.
I have somebody else in mind.
321
00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:49,862
Then what's the hitch?
322
00:18:49,929 --> 00:18:52,999
The hitch is he's in my mind,
323
00:18:53,065 --> 00:18:57,570
but lately he's been
a little out of his.
324
00:18:57,637 --> 00:18:59,572
[ Narrating ]
George Bernard Shaw once said...
325
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:01,574
that youth was wasted
on the young.
326
00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:05,144
Well, as far as I'm concerned,
my share is up for grabs.
327
00:19:05,212 --> 00:19:07,747
Me for some marcelled,
light blue hair,
328
00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:11,484
an old rocker,
and no boys to worry about.
329
00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:15,522
Of course, there was
the outside chance that Daddy's idea could work.
330
00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:18,891
Did you ever dial
with crossed fingers?
331
00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:21,694
Hello, Mrs. Durfner?
This is Gidget.
332
00:19:21,761 --> 00:19:25,164
Oh, I'm fine.
Yes, I, um--
333
00:19:25,232 --> 00:19:27,634
I know Normy told you.
334
00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:31,538
Listen, would you ask him
to stop by later?
335
00:19:31,604 --> 00:19:35,842
Yes. I know I'll heal.
336
00:19:35,908 --> 00:19:38,778
Yes, I'm young.
337
00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:42,815
Listen, Mrs. Durfner,
just ask him to stop by--
338
00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:46,118
Oh, a regular Valentino.
339
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,421
Late bloomer, yeah.
340
00:19:48,488 --> 00:19:51,958
Just like his uncle.
Late bloomer.
341
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:55,995
Mmm.
So is poison ivy.
342
00:19:56,062 --> 00:19:59,131
The patio again?
I told you, Gidget, I'm not ready.
343
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:01,434
It's got nothing to do
with you personally.
344
00:20:01,501 --> 00:20:05,204
All I want
is just five minutes of your gorgeous time.
345
00:20:05,272 --> 00:20:07,474
Okay. Mom said
I owe you that much.
346
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,742
But remember, no crying.
347
00:20:16,816 --> 00:20:19,452
Why torture yourself?
348
00:20:23,956 --> 00:20:26,659
I don't believe you!
I just don't believe you!
349
00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:29,462
I meant every word.
I've got years ahead of me.
350
00:20:29,529 --> 00:20:31,931
No. I mean, the way
you're so different.
351
00:20:31,998 --> 00:20:35,067
Well, let's say,
with your help and Mom's,
352
00:20:35,134 --> 00:20:38,204
I'm scaling the pinnacle
of my potential.
353
00:20:38,271 --> 00:20:41,341
I wonder if anyone
ever collaborated on a monster before.
354
00:20:41,408 --> 00:20:44,277
Oh, Gidget, you're hurt.
But you'll get over it.
355
00:20:44,344 --> 00:20:46,779
[ Chuck ]
Beyond a shadow of a doubt,
356
00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:51,250
Chuck Batson will be
the West Coast's star quarterback.
357
00:20:51,318 --> 00:20:55,388
- What was that?
- Now one with a prepositional phrase.
358
00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:58,190
[ Chuck ]
Without Chuck Batson, the--
359
00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:01,428
the team wouldn't
stand a chance.
360
00:21:01,494 --> 00:21:04,163
Durf, I'm trying
to talk to you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
361
00:21:04,230 --> 00:21:07,199
But that guy--
Who is he? That's Chuck Batson.
362
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:09,369
Now listen.
He's Chuck Batson?
363
00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:13,139
And he's talking like that
about himself?
364
00:21:13,205 --> 00:21:17,009
No.
He's, uh-- Why?
365
00:21:17,076 --> 00:21:19,379
Well, I never heard anything
like it in my whole life.
366
00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:21,948
Really?
367
00:21:22,014 --> 00:21:25,918
[ Chuck ]
In spite of his good looks and charming personality,
368
00:21:25,985 --> 00:21:29,856
Chuck Batson don't--
doesn't show off.
369
00:21:29,922 --> 00:21:32,925
He doesn't, huh?
I never heard anybody so conceited.
370
00:21:32,992 --> 00:21:37,797
[ Russ ]
Now read this section. Oh.
371
00:21:37,864 --> 00:21:41,000
You think so, huh?
Well, it's embarrassing to listen to.
372
00:21:41,067 --> 00:21:46,005
Who does he think he is?
Maybe he's just scaling the pinnacle of his potential.
373
00:21:46,072 --> 00:21:50,109
Oh, come on.
I--
374
00:21:50,176 --> 00:21:54,647
-You mean I sound like that?
-Well, you're not from Brooklyn.
375
00:21:54,714 --> 00:21:58,785
Oh, but the way
he praises himself, like he was some gift to-- to--
376
00:22:00,052 --> 00:22:02,254
To-- I do.
377
00:22:04,056 --> 00:22:09,161
Oh, wow. Oh, gee,
you should've told me.
378
00:22:09,228 --> 00:22:12,932
- Would you have listened?
- You could've written it on my petition.
379
00:22:12,999 --> 00:22:16,603
I don't know
what happened to me. I must've had moon stroke.
380
00:22:16,669 --> 00:22:20,773
The other night, I told you
I'd never been in a patio with a girl before.
381
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:23,876
And then my mother
with her late bloomer jazz. I guess I went into orbit.
382
00:22:23,943 --> 00:22:26,245
Well, it could happen
to anybody.
383
00:22:28,381 --> 00:22:31,984
- If you haven't asked
anyone else to the dance-- - No.
384
00:22:32,051 --> 00:22:35,888
I mean, if you wouldn't mind
going with me after the jerk I've been--
385
00:22:35,955 --> 00:22:39,025
Well, let's just
look at it this way.
386
00:22:39,091 --> 00:22:42,294
At least it gave us all
a chance to notice that your eyes are violet.
387
00:22:48,735 --> 00:22:52,639
* [ Rock On Radio ]
* [ Humming ]
388
00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:56,342
The only way to start the day
is with a victory dance, I always say.
389
00:22:56,409 --> 00:22:59,011
That's not till
tomorrow night. This is just a warm-up.
390
00:22:59,078 --> 00:23:01,681
I ought to be
celebrating myself. You know, at this point,
391
00:23:01,748 --> 00:23:04,717
there is not one sentence
that Chuck cannot parse,
392
00:23:04,784 --> 00:23:07,153
as long as he is the subject,
I mean.
393
00:23:07,219 --> 00:23:11,424
I ought to thank you.
Just understanding the male ego.
394
00:23:11,491 --> 00:23:16,496
Of course, it may be a little
difficult to move Chuck out and old Abe Lincoln back in.
395
00:23:16,563 --> 00:23:18,565
What's that about
the male ego?
396
00:23:18,631 --> 00:23:20,567
I had a good, long think
about it.
397
00:23:20,633 --> 00:23:22,702
Well, look what happened
to Durf.
398
00:23:22,769 --> 00:23:25,438
I mean, like he said,
he really went into orbit.
399
00:23:25,505 --> 00:23:30,176
And the only thing that forced
him back into the reentry was another male ego.
400
00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:33,746
Good old 6'1",
175 pounds.
401
00:23:33,813 --> 00:23:37,784
He could've still been out
there with Mariner 7.
402
00:23:37,850 --> 00:23:41,588
- That's the male ego, huh?
- Now don't get yours all stirred up.
403
00:23:41,654 --> 00:23:46,859
I'll do my best.
But now that you're in a good, long think mood,
404
00:23:46,926 --> 00:23:48,928
how about that inflated ego
that figures...
405
00:23:48,995 --> 00:23:52,499
one invitation to a dance
is enough to cure a boy of shyness?
406
00:23:52,565 --> 00:23:54,066
Well, that was--
407
00:23:54,133 --> 00:23:56,769
And then gets so worried
about what she thinks...
408
00:23:56,836 --> 00:23:59,171
somebody's going to think
that she decides to break that date.
409
00:23:59,238 --> 00:24:01,007
And then--
Cut.
410
00:24:01,073 --> 00:24:03,776
The point is made?
411
00:24:03,843 --> 00:24:05,478
Check.
412
00:24:05,545 --> 00:24:08,147
There are many differences
between boys and girls,
413
00:24:08,214 --> 00:24:10,182
happily, but that
is not one of them.
414
00:24:10,249 --> 00:24:13,085
You know, you're right.
415
00:24:13,152 --> 00:24:17,156
When it comes to
the me of things, it's-- It's everybody's dance.
416
00:24:17,223 --> 00:24:19,391
Sort of--
Sort of ego--
417
00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:21,528
A-go-go?
418
00:24:21,578 --> 00:24:26,128
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