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ah! detention. boring.
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i can think of a few things
we can do
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to kill some time.
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brad, baby, you remember
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this is what got us into
detention in the first place.
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you only got me for three more
months till graduation.
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and it's off to boot camp
before officer training.
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i know, bradikins,
it's just...
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i'm just saying,
that was the time
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to show your suppport
for our troops.
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you do...support...
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our troops.
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i do, it's...
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hi, janet.
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brad.
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i didn't know
you'd be in detention.
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what ev.
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i saw you got a "d"
on the calc test.
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yeah, well, mr. corbin
is a sexist.
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i'm sure. anyway, i thought,
maybe, i don't know...
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i could tutor you.
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hey, ed, remember how i like
to hang out with you?
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oops.
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hell, yeah.
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shit.
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hey.
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yo.
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you got it?
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doth the ashman ever fail you?
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you're sure it won't pop
in a piss test?
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100% untraceable.
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dude, if marky mcg
had been popping these,
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he could've run for congress
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instead of lying
in front of them.
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good. and you're sure
you can get more?
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i've got the straight hook up.
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wait. what's the m for?
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um...
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uh, midalithamethamine.
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that's uh, its clinical name.
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hey, i've heard of that.
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smart guy.
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uh, edster. did you come
to visit me in the big d?
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uh, no, i got detention, too.
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no way. you got detention?
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now when your mom accuses me
of being a bad influence,
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she actually has a leg
to stand on.
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uh, yeah.
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can the ashman interest you
in his other wears?
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grade a. called blue sky.
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and trust me,
it will get you soaring.
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yeah.
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no. no go, dude.
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this body's a temple.
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there's no way i'm polluting it
with that shit.
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check it.
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i tell you, edster, if i ever
meet george romero,
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i'm gonna seduce him and bear
him little zombie babies.
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but then they would
probably eat us
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which would be kind of sad
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because that means no more
living dead movies.
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but it would be a great metaphor
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for what kids end up doing
to their parents
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when they turn into teenagers.
right, ed?
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mrs. rumblethorp?
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eddie.
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i was wondering
if you decided yet
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about telling principal mcmann.
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marksamus! mi amigo.
how doth it hang?
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oh, whoa, bro, you ok?
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it's my hand.
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some crazy bum bit me
out in the parking lot.
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i'm sorry. i don't think
i can just ignore this.
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what you did is serious.
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it's illegal.
not to mention dangerous.
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you can't tell him because
this is my chance.
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it's harvard.
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well, here, let dr. ash
take a look.
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i got the cure
for what ails you. here.
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oh, whoa, dude!
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you got some legit
nurse visiting rights.
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yo, mrs. rumbles!
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ms. ro, i think you should
check mark man's hand.
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no, i told you...
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marksamus.
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for serious, hit the nurse.
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for one thing, she's like
10 times hotter than rumbles.
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mrs. rumbles!
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that dude's totally got rabies.
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you don't go rabid
in a couple of hours.
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ok, back up, everyone.
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uh, mrs. rumblethorp...
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help her!
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he's strangling her!
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on the count of 3.
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he's not letting go.
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1, 2, 3!
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my uniform!
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jesus christ, she's like
bleeding to death,
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and you're worried
about your uniform?
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it's blood. do you know
how hard blood is to get out?
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guys!
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i think marksamus is dead zone.
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uh, i'm gonna get help.
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willow, we need something
to stop the bleeding.
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this is dry clean only.
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- hey!
- problem solved.
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uh...guys?
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come here!
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what are they doing?
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what kind of rabies is this?
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it's not rabies.
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they're zombies.
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holy fucklestein!
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oh, my god!
what are we gonna do!
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i say we get the hell
out of here.
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damn straight.
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i don't think
that's a good idea.
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- what?
- no, look, look, look!
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the guy who bit mark
must have bit other kids.
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if they turn into zombies
and bite other students,
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you've got what you call
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infinitely expanding
growth potential.
huh?
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one zombie
equals many more zombies.
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oh.
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so we can't go out there.
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we don't know how many more
could be out there.
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they could be everywhere.
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what are you saying, we should
stay here and hide?
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mrs. rumblethorp,
you shouldn't be standing.
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she's trying
to say something.
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oh, hey, you really need
to stop doing that.
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it's even grossing me out.
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brad, baby.
what?
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kill it.
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why me? jim, you kill it.
i'll get the next one.
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you're the one joining
the rotc.
so.
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so go get all hoo-rah
on his ass.
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sorry, but i think staying
in there is a bad idea.
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agreed.
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how long before she,
you know...
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i don't know,
but we can't leave her.
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uh, to the back, come on.
come on!
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this is the future
of our american military?
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i know. pretty soon even
the french will conquer us.
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chuck? yeah, man, hit that shit.
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shit.
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i'll check
if principal mcmann is here.
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babykins, you won't let them
hurt me, will you?
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janet, babe, i have years
of military experience.
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alright, they won't
lay a finger on you.
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you have years
of military experience?
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yeah. i've been paintballing
with my dad since i was 6.
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principal mcmann?
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oh, damn it!
i got nothing.
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uh, i got nothing here.
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yeah. me neither.
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nor i.
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me, too.
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maybe all these, uh,
corpsicles
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are creating some kind
of undead zone.
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hey, lilly and ashley
are out there.
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they are? well, open the door.
let them in.
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they're a little busy
right now.
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doing what?
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eating rick bliscan.
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what are you laughing at?
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uh, well, when uh,
ashley and lilly were alive,
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they were always talking about
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who would get a piece of
rick's ass first.
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so?
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lilly won.
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- oh, fuck.
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that's not funny.
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well, it's a little funny.
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kind of cool.
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no, no, no.
this is not cool.
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i know you all
are raging freakazoids and all,
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but even ones as far removed
from cooldom as you
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should still understand
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how much further from coolness
this situation is.
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yeah.
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janet, you should
really lighten up.
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lighten up? no, this is
no time to lighten up.
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if anything, we should all
be getting heavier.
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well, maybe you should
stop upchucking
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after every meal then.
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hey! janet's right.
this is serious.
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and serious times call for...
serious minds.
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thank god we have you then.
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was principal mcmann in there?
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partly.
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i don't want to die here.
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ok.
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this zombie shit
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is really starting
to harsh my mellow, ok?
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all right, look.
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come on, you too, willow.
get in here.
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all right, this school
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is crawling with god knows
how many zomb-heads.
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we need to find somewhere
to hold up.
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and we need to fortify.
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well, yeah, but everywhere
we go,
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there's going to be
deadheads already there.
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yeah, we need somewhere
no one goes to.
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the library.
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why would we go there?
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it's perfect. one major entrance
and plenty of shelves
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to barricade the door.
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sounds easily
defendable.
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yeah, and it's
right down the hall.
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good. 'cause all this
running and shit
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is tuckering the ashman out.
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yeah, i don't think
mrs. rumblethorpe
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can take much more
moving around.
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most important...
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yeah?
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not a single student
in this school
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would be caught dead there.
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don't you mean caught...
undead there?
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what do we do about that,
brainiac?
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from the little observations
that i've been able to make,
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zombies seem to be
uni-attentional. ok.
what?
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zombies only pay attention to
what's right in front of them.
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oh.
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so, so if we don't draw
their attention...
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we should just be able
to walk right by.
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you go first.
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way to go, edster!
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this way!
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downstairs. go! go!
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hey! hey! come here!
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come and get me!
come and get me!
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hey! go, go, go!
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come and get me!
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come and get me.
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come here.
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- in the library!
- get the door! get the door!
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go! go!
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yeah!
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aha!
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yeah! hell, yeah!
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jesus, eddie.
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i know, i didn't think
that would actually work.
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ok, she's not looking too good.
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i can't believe
this is happening.
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i am student council
vice president.
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junior prom queen,
and head cheerleader,
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and i have a serious problem
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with the direction this school
is taking.
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well, i'd adjust quickly
if i were you,
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or the next popularity contest
you'll be winning
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is most likely to get eaten
by the student body.
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aah! oh!
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again?
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damn it, janet. help me.
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what should i do?
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here. hold her neck.
keep pressure on it.
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eddie's been studying medical
school since like infancy,
260
00:22:19,965 --> 00:22:21,550
so maybe he knows.
261
00:22:25,262 --> 00:22:26,430
ew!
262
00:22:28,599 --> 00:22:29,683
hey, what is it?
263
00:22:29,683 --> 00:22:32,978
oh, nothing big.
just the end of the world.
264
00:22:51,830 --> 00:22:54,666
ah! ah!
265
00:23:23,529 --> 00:23:24,863
mrs. rumblethorp?
266
00:23:29,868 --> 00:23:31,495
oh, please don't be dead.
267
00:23:33,872 --> 00:23:34,998
please?
268
00:23:40,879 --> 00:23:42,464
ok...
269
00:23:57,855 --> 00:24:01,859
ok...ok.
270
00:24:19,376 --> 00:24:21,044
come on. janet!
271
00:24:26,717 --> 00:24:29,511
bradikins. you saved me.
272
00:24:36,059 --> 00:24:37,728
guys, help me!
273
00:24:40,439 --> 00:24:41,607
whoa.
274
00:24:44,109 --> 00:24:45,402
aah!
275
00:24:45,402 --> 00:24:46,570
did she bite you?
276
00:24:46,570 --> 00:24:48,155
no! i bent my finger weird.
277
00:24:48,155 --> 00:24:49,740
i can't hold her much longer.
278
00:24:49,740 --> 00:24:50,949
- her brain. her brain!
- what?
279
00:24:50,949 --> 00:24:52,951
eddie's right, the only way
to kill a zombie
280
00:24:52,951 --> 00:24:54,077
is destroy its brain.
281
00:24:54,077 --> 00:24:57,498
that cuntress has been riding me
since i was a freshman.
282
00:24:59,625 --> 00:25:03,086
it's time for some payback.
283
00:25:06,757 --> 00:25:08,091
bring her to me.
284
00:26:03,230 --> 00:26:07,150
how you like me now,
rumbly thumbly? hmm?
285
00:26:17,327 --> 00:26:18,787
it looks like rob zombie
286
00:26:18,787 --> 00:26:19,830
raped the entire cast
of gossip girl
287
00:26:19,830 --> 00:26:21,832
and this is their angry
love child.
288
00:26:21,832 --> 00:26:23,750
and who knows what it's
like everywhere else.
289
00:26:23,750 --> 00:26:27,671
tried the land lines.
nothing.
290
00:26:27,671 --> 00:26:31,175
so we're completely cutoff
from the rest of the world?
291
00:26:31,175 --> 00:26:32,176
what about the internet?
292
00:26:32,176 --> 00:26:34,511
none of our phones
can get a signal.
293
00:26:36,346 --> 00:26:38,015
school computer?
294
00:26:39,516 --> 00:26:40,559
really?
295
00:26:40,559 --> 00:26:42,102
that thing's so ancient
296
00:26:42,102 --> 00:26:43,645
it makes old tron
look cutting edge.
297
00:26:43,645 --> 00:26:45,731
it's worth a try, ok?
298
00:26:45,731 --> 00:26:47,608
you know, maybe we can
email for help.
299
00:26:47,608 --> 00:26:51,195
or tweet. omg, zombies
attacking the school.
300
00:26:51,195 --> 00:26:52,738
send help pronto.
301
00:27:07,836 --> 00:27:09,046
here goes nothing.
302
00:27:25,562 --> 00:27:27,022
this might take awhile.
303
00:27:27,022 --> 00:27:28,273
well, if this isn't
a commentary
304
00:27:28,273 --> 00:27:29,942
on the current state
of public education,
305
00:27:29,942 --> 00:27:31,568
i don't know what is.
306
00:27:42,287 --> 00:27:43,997
yeah, that helps.
307
00:28:16,738 --> 00:28:18,198
everything will be ok.
308
00:28:20,284 --> 00:28:22,619
look at you.
you are way too hot to die.
309
00:28:49,980 --> 00:28:52,316
like the werewolves
are to vampires,
310
00:28:52,316 --> 00:28:54,318
or are you
team switzerland?
311
00:28:55,319 --> 00:28:57,070
oh, yeah, me too, yeah.
312
00:29:37,694 --> 00:29:39,488
um, hey, guys,
i think we have a problem
313
00:29:39,488 --> 00:29:41,240
of incalculable proportion.
314
00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:42,324
huh?
315
00:29:42,324 --> 00:29:44,117
big problem.
316
00:29:44,117 --> 00:29:45,702
oh.
317
00:29:45,702 --> 00:29:46,995
are they getting in?
318
00:29:46,995 --> 00:29:49,206
no, no, not yet, janet.
but they will.
319
00:29:49,206 --> 00:29:50,958
there's no way they're gonna
make it through the barricade.
320
00:29:50,958 --> 00:29:55,379
their numbers are growing,
jimmy. they're gonna get in.
321
00:29:55,379 --> 00:29:56,463
well, then i say
we run for it.
322
00:29:56,463 --> 00:29:57,714
no, no, that's--
323
00:29:57,714 --> 00:29:58,757
yeah, he's right.
324
00:29:58,757 --> 00:29:59,967
all right, we make a run.
325
00:29:59,967 --> 00:30:01,885
maybe someone out there
has a cure or something.
326
00:30:01,885 --> 00:30:03,136
yeah, and go back out there?
327
00:30:03,136 --> 00:30:05,722
yeah.
with them?
328
00:30:05,722 --> 00:30:06,849
bradikins, baby,
329
00:30:06,849 --> 00:30:08,392
i can't do it. i can't.
330
00:30:08,392 --> 00:30:09,768
ok, look.
331
00:30:09,768 --> 00:30:11,478
i've seen about every zombie
movie there is,
332
00:30:11,478 --> 00:30:12,938
and one internal truth
in all of them
333
00:30:12,938 --> 00:30:14,439
is that going outside
equals bad.
334
00:30:14,439 --> 00:30:16,024
- exactly.
- i say we run for it.
335
00:30:16,024 --> 00:30:18,819
and outrun the high school
of the damned.
336
00:30:18,819 --> 00:30:19,945
look, from what i've seen,
337
00:30:19,945 --> 00:30:21,238
i don't need to outrun
one of them.
338
00:30:21,238 --> 00:30:22,739
i need to outrun one of you.
339
00:30:22,739 --> 00:30:24,908
and i'm pretty damned sure
i can beat asthma boy here.
340
00:30:24,908 --> 00:30:28,120
i don't have asthma.
not all dorky kids have asthma.
341
00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:32,082
yeah, look, we make a run.
right, some of us will make it.
342
00:30:32,082 --> 00:30:33,250
look at her.
343
00:30:33,250 --> 00:30:35,377
she's got big-ass boots on.
she can't run.
344
00:30:35,377 --> 00:30:38,380
survival of the fittest.
hoo-rah.
345
00:30:38,380 --> 00:30:40,424
i breathe just fine. thank you.
346
00:30:40,424 --> 00:30:43,135
oh, bradikins, i can't
go out there and compete.
347
00:30:43,135 --> 00:30:44,428
i play sports.
348
00:30:44,428 --> 00:30:46,430
i'm totally ok with the current
living situation.
349
00:30:46,430 --> 00:30:47,764
i'm just saying.
350
00:30:47,764 --> 00:30:49,558
i bowl. i'm a bowler.
i'm an excellent bowler.
351
00:30:49,558 --> 00:30:52,102
eddie, focus, come on.
focus, please.
352
00:30:52,102 --> 00:30:54,771
sorry. right, sorry. jimmy.
353
00:30:54,771 --> 00:30:57,858
jimmy, your plan only works
if we all agree to go out there,
354
00:30:57,858 --> 00:31:00,277
and clearly there is a large
dissenting opinion
355
00:31:00,277 --> 00:31:01,778
that plans just stay put.
356
00:31:01,778 --> 00:31:02,946
like me.
357
00:31:02,946 --> 00:31:04,781
and me. brad, babe...
358
00:31:04,781 --> 00:31:06,742
you won't leave me here,
will you?
359
00:31:09,953 --> 00:31:11,455
we stay.
360
00:31:11,455 --> 00:31:12,789
come on!
361
00:31:15,501 --> 00:31:17,961
oh, you guys seriously
need to chillax.
362
00:31:17,961 --> 00:31:19,922
chillax?
363
00:31:19,922 --> 00:31:22,049
yeah. look on the bright side.
364
00:31:22,049 --> 00:31:25,511
bright side? the school
is overrun with zombies.
365
00:31:25,511 --> 00:31:26,803
what's the bright side?
366
00:31:26,803 --> 00:31:30,390
when else do you get to
decapitate your english teacher
367
00:31:30,390 --> 00:31:33,477
and then continue to torment
her undead head?
368
00:31:33,477 --> 00:31:36,104
right, mrs. rummy thumber?
369
00:31:36,104 --> 00:31:42,361
oh! no biting! that's a bad
mrs. rumbly thumbly. huh?
370
00:31:42,361 --> 00:31:44,071
detention for you!
371
00:31:44,071 --> 00:31:46,865
ash! stop taunting the undead.
372
00:31:47,991 --> 00:31:49,201
all right.
373
00:31:49,201 --> 00:31:51,995
all right, look. i got it.
374
00:31:51,995 --> 00:31:53,997
if we're going to stay,
375
00:31:53,997 --> 00:31:56,250
we need to treat this
like a siege situation.
376
00:31:56,250 --> 00:31:57,918
our greatest danger is lying
377
00:31:57,918 --> 00:31:59,503
either a frontal breach
of our defenses,
378
00:31:59,503 --> 00:32:01,463
or a small scale incursion
379
00:32:01,463 --> 00:32:04,049
via an as yet unrecognized
weak point.
380
00:32:07,511 --> 00:32:08,887
we do some recon.
381
00:32:26,196 --> 00:32:27,281
eddie, you're
a book geek, right?
382
00:32:29,158 --> 00:32:30,367
you know how to look stuff up
and shit?
383
00:32:30,367 --> 00:32:32,119
sure.
384
00:32:32,119 --> 00:32:34,204
maybe there's something in here
that can help.
385
00:32:34,204 --> 00:32:38,542
zombie stuff, like a how-to
survive a zombie attack.
386
00:32:38,542 --> 00:32:40,210
or what to do if bitten.
387
00:32:40,210 --> 00:32:42,629
this is a high school library,
388
00:32:42,629 --> 00:32:44,214
so i'm not sure there's
a lot of reference material
389
00:32:44,214 --> 00:32:45,382
on zombies.
390
00:32:45,382 --> 00:32:47,342
yeah, too bad this isn't
the library
391
00:32:47,342 --> 00:32:48,635
from buffy the vampire slayer
392
00:32:48,635 --> 00:32:50,387
cause they had a wicked
dark art selection.
393
00:32:52,681 --> 00:32:55,392
what?
394
00:32:55,392 --> 00:32:57,561
i liked the two gay witches.
395
00:32:57,561 --> 00:32:59,104
wicked chicks are hot.
396
00:33:03,192 --> 00:33:04,234
ow.
397
00:33:25,172 --> 00:33:29,218
damn it! there's gotta be
something, right?
398
00:33:29,218 --> 00:33:31,345
sorry, but when it comes
to living dead,
399
00:33:31,345 --> 00:33:33,430
your best source of info
is right in front of you.
400
00:33:33,430 --> 00:33:36,391
between eddie and i,
we've seen about every movie,
401
00:33:36,391 --> 00:33:38,310
read every comic book
and played every video game
402
00:33:38,310 --> 00:33:39,937
that has anything to do
with zombies.
403
00:33:39,937 --> 00:33:41,313
yeah, that's right.
404
00:33:41,313 --> 00:33:44,441
when it comes to zombie
survival, we're the bad asses.
405
00:33:44,441 --> 00:33:48,445
fine. eddie, willow, you'll act
as our intelligence--
406
00:33:59,289 --> 00:34:02,501
well, that's in no way
ominous or forboding.
407
00:34:02,501 --> 00:34:03,627
baby?
408
00:34:03,627 --> 00:34:05,504
janet, babe, don't worry, ok?
409
00:34:05,504 --> 00:34:07,965
i'll kill anything that
comes through the door.
410
00:34:12,469 --> 00:34:13,971
jimmy!
411
00:34:16,306 --> 00:34:17,474
jimmy!
412
00:34:22,396 --> 00:34:23,981
oh, man, no!
413
00:34:27,276 --> 00:34:31,989
jimmy...hey. hang in there.
414
00:34:31,989 --> 00:34:33,240
i don't feel so good.
415
00:34:33,240 --> 00:34:34,575
all right.
i'll give you some air.
416
00:34:42,166 --> 00:34:43,417
hang in there.
417
00:34:46,670 --> 00:34:48,505
this is not
getting us anywhere.
418
00:34:59,683 --> 00:35:00,809
stay there!
419
00:35:13,030 --> 00:35:14,198
ugh.
420
00:35:23,373 --> 00:35:24,541
whoa.
421
00:35:32,382 --> 00:35:33,717
i mean we can't
just leave him there.
422
00:35:33,717 --> 00:35:35,302
he's gonna turn.
423
00:35:36,762 --> 00:35:40,057
hey, we all saw what happened
to mrs. rumblethorp.
424
00:35:40,057 --> 00:35:43,310
so, what? you want to throw him
out the window?
425
00:35:43,310 --> 00:35:44,728
it's jimmy for christ sakes.
426
00:35:44,728 --> 00:35:47,272
not for long, bro.
427
00:35:47,272 --> 00:35:53,403
brad, baby, they're right.
you know they're right.
428
00:35:56,073 --> 00:35:57,241
ah, fuck.
429
00:35:57,241 --> 00:35:58,408
brad.
430
00:36:02,371 --> 00:36:03,580
jimmy.
431
00:36:08,085 --> 00:36:09,253
hoo-rah.
432
00:36:21,431 --> 00:36:23,642
no!
433
00:36:27,104 --> 00:36:29,523
hoo-rah...
434
00:36:54,131 --> 00:36:55,632
we're all gonna die.
435
00:36:58,135 --> 00:37:01,346
we're all gonna die!
436
00:37:01,346 --> 00:37:03,182
we're all gonna die.
437
00:37:06,810 --> 00:37:10,522
janet, it's gonna be ok.
we're gonna be ok.
438
00:37:10,522 --> 00:37:14,485
we're gonna be ok.
439
00:37:14,485 --> 00:37:17,821
uh, um, group hug.
440
00:37:26,163 --> 00:37:27,372
thanks, guys.
441
00:37:29,500 --> 00:37:30,751
i'm ok now.
442
00:37:53,190 --> 00:37:54,525
wonder what caused all this.
443
00:37:56,193 --> 00:37:57,361
nuclear fallout?
444
00:38:00,656 --> 00:38:02,991
military super soldier
experiments.
445
00:38:02,991 --> 00:38:04,409
meteors.
446
00:38:04,409 --> 00:38:07,204
biological weapons.
447
00:38:08,288 --> 00:38:09,331
aliens.
448
00:38:09,331 --> 00:38:10,707
diseased monkeys.
449
00:38:15,254 --> 00:38:16,547
you know what i don't get?
450
00:38:16,547 --> 00:38:20,342
mark. when he turned all
aberzombie and fitch,
451
00:38:21,718 --> 00:38:23,387
he was still pretty fast.
452
00:38:23,387 --> 00:38:29,393
but marion the zombrarian
was all slow and stumbly.
453
00:38:29,393 --> 00:38:30,894
clearly each zombie retains
454
00:38:30,894 --> 00:38:32,396
some of their physical
attributes
455
00:38:32,396 --> 00:38:33,730
from when they were alive.
456
00:38:46,577 --> 00:38:48,787
all right. enough.
457
00:38:50,414 --> 00:38:51,540
enough.
458
00:38:51,540 --> 00:38:53,834
we all seriously
need to chillax
459
00:38:53,834 --> 00:38:55,544
before someone pops
a blood vessel.
460
00:38:55,544 --> 00:38:57,921
chillax? what the fuck
is chillax?
461
00:38:57,921 --> 00:39:00,966
chill. and relax.
462
00:39:00,966 --> 00:39:04,386
when the powers combine,
chillax.
463
00:39:05,429 --> 00:39:06,638
whatever.
464
00:39:06,638 --> 00:39:09,641
all i'm saying is i think
it's time
465
00:39:09,641 --> 00:39:10,976
to intro a little...
466
00:39:11,894 --> 00:39:13,937
mellow.
467
00:39:13,937 --> 00:39:16,773
hmm? hmm? hmm?
468
00:39:16,773 --> 00:39:18,609
to this pity party.
469
00:39:20,611 --> 00:39:21,695
sweet. share the wealth.
470
00:39:22,821 --> 00:39:25,657
as the lady dark doth command.
471
00:39:25,657 --> 00:39:28,076
wait, is that marijuana pot?
472
00:39:28,076 --> 00:39:29,703
something like that.
473
00:39:29,703 --> 00:39:32,039
i don't think this is the time
to be getting high.
474
00:39:32,039 --> 00:39:34,708
i need something
to calm my nerves.
475
00:39:37,878 --> 00:39:39,963
what say you, bradtasm?
476
00:39:41,632 --> 00:39:44,051
yeah, fuck it.
for medicinal purposes.
477
00:39:48,597 --> 00:39:49,765
secondhand smoke?
478
00:39:49,765 --> 00:39:51,642
won't the zombies
get the munchies?
479
00:39:51,642 --> 00:39:53,310
ed, they already have them.
480
00:39:53,310 --> 00:39:54,478
fine.
481
00:39:54,478 --> 00:39:56,772
smoking weed equals death.
482
00:39:56,772 --> 00:39:57,814
what?
483
00:39:57,814 --> 00:39:59,066
in the movies,
484
00:39:59,066 --> 00:40:02,569
smoking the weed equals death.
485
00:40:02,569 --> 00:40:04,488
drinking equals death.
486
00:40:04,488 --> 00:40:06,448
having sex equals death.
487
00:40:06,448 --> 00:40:10,994
basically having fun in any way
will get you killed.
488
00:40:10,994 --> 00:40:14,873
right. horror movies
are total
489
00:40:14,873 --> 00:40:17,876
moral righty conservative
propaganda bullshit.
490
00:40:17,876 --> 00:40:19,127
tell me about it.
491
00:40:19,127 --> 00:40:21,755
i've never been so happy
to be a virgin.
492
00:40:21,755 --> 00:40:24,466
what?
493
00:40:24,466 --> 00:40:25,926
i'm waiting for the right girl.
494
00:40:25,926 --> 00:40:27,845
uh, sure, if by the right girl
495
00:40:27,845 --> 00:40:29,763
you mean someone lame enough
to sleep with your ass.
496
00:40:29,763 --> 00:40:31,890
no, no. i mean...
497
00:40:40,691 --> 00:40:41,817
yeah, whatever.
498
00:40:43,026 --> 00:40:44,528
high school sucks.
499
00:40:53,370 --> 00:40:54,496
just do it.
500
00:40:59,042 --> 00:41:02,171
oh...
501
00:41:10,888 --> 00:41:12,472
what was that?
what is it?
502
00:41:30,616 --> 00:41:32,409
oh...
503
00:41:34,411 --> 00:41:35,621
he was enjoying it, too.
504
00:41:44,755 --> 00:41:47,883
ugh!
505
00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:53,430
uh, me and uh,
pale tits mistress
506
00:41:53,430 --> 00:41:55,474
of the extreme eyeliner
507
00:41:55,474 --> 00:41:58,852
are regulars in the good ship
detention, but um,
508
00:42:00,604 --> 00:42:01,855
what the hell
are you three doing here?
509
00:42:02,981 --> 00:42:03,982
nothing.
510
00:42:03,982 --> 00:42:05,776
oh, come on.
511
00:42:05,776 --> 00:42:10,113
what's an 18th level wizard
dungeons and dragons geek
512
00:42:10,113 --> 00:42:11,949
like you doing in detention?
513
00:42:11,949 --> 00:42:12,950
i'm a paladin.
514
00:42:12,950 --> 00:42:14,451
what?
515
00:42:14,451 --> 00:42:17,579
wizards are for spazzes
and losers.
516
00:42:17,579 --> 00:42:18,664
right.right.
517
00:42:23,627 --> 00:42:25,629
so what about you,
sweet cheeks?
518
00:42:25,629 --> 00:42:26,964
oh.
519
00:42:26,964 --> 00:42:29,591
well, nothing. we were just
caught in the bathroom.
520
00:42:29,591 --> 00:42:31,969
what were you guys doing
in the bathroom?
521
00:42:34,638 --> 00:42:37,891
are you...in the bathroom?
that's gross.
522
00:42:40,686 --> 00:42:41,770
i'm just playing.
523
00:42:41,770 --> 00:42:42,896
check it, willow-winds,
524
00:42:42,896 --> 00:42:46,233
uh, slutskin mcdrop-her-drawers
is embarrassed.
525
00:42:46,233 --> 00:42:48,986
no. we were...
we were just kissing.
526
00:42:48,986 --> 00:42:50,195
oh, get off it, janet.
527
00:42:50,195 --> 00:42:51,488
everyone in this school knows
you got a mouth
528
00:42:51,488 --> 00:42:53,073
that could suck start
a jet engine.
529
00:42:53,073 --> 00:42:54,158
hey, come on.
530
00:42:54,158 --> 00:42:55,742
fuck you.
531
00:42:58,162 --> 00:43:00,497
and fuck you, too!
532
00:43:00,497 --> 00:43:04,710
what, you boys get to chase
every ass in tight jeans,
533
00:43:04,710 --> 00:43:08,255
but i do what it takes
to satisfy my boyfriend,
534
00:43:08,255 --> 00:43:10,674
and i'm a slut?
535
00:43:10,674 --> 00:43:12,176
pretty much.
536
00:43:21,018 --> 00:43:22,060
you don't get it.
537
00:43:22,060 --> 00:43:24,646
no one does.
538
00:43:24,688 --> 00:43:25,689
get what?
539
00:43:25,689 --> 00:43:27,858
how hard it is to be me.
540
00:43:27,858 --> 00:43:29,693
oh, please.
541
00:43:29,693 --> 00:43:31,904
there's so much pressure
that comes with being popular.
542
00:43:31,904 --> 00:43:37,534
everything i do,
everything i wear is judged.
543
00:43:37,534 --> 00:43:38,785
by everyone.
544
00:43:38,785 --> 00:43:40,662
oh, poor you.
545
00:43:40,704 --> 00:43:43,832
i always have to say
the right thing,
546
00:43:43,832 --> 00:43:46,210
wear the newest clothes,
date the coolest guy.
547
00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:50,214
and in the end,
you all still hate me.
548
00:43:50,214 --> 00:43:51,548
we don't hate you.
549
00:43:51,548 --> 00:43:54,801
yes, you do.
550
00:43:54,801 --> 00:43:56,678
you social rejects hate me
because i'm popular.
551
00:43:56,678 --> 00:43:59,806
and the popular kids hate me
because...
552
00:43:59,806 --> 00:44:01,016
i'm more popular than them.
553
00:44:01,016 --> 00:44:03,936
well, if being popular
is so rough,
554
00:44:03,936 --> 00:44:06,146
then why don't you,
555
00:44:06,146 --> 00:44:09,358
i don't know, stop trying
to be the queen bee.
556
00:44:09,358 --> 00:44:14,238
that's easy for you to say.
you've never been popular.
557
00:44:26,959 --> 00:44:28,252
you're not the only one
558
00:44:28,252 --> 00:44:32,130
whose felt uh, so trapped
by who they are.
559
00:44:33,590 --> 00:44:35,926
that they did something stupid.
560
00:44:35,926 --> 00:44:37,803
really, really stupid.
561
00:44:41,932 --> 00:44:43,058
holy shit.
562
00:44:43,058 --> 00:44:44,268
where'd you get a gun?
563
00:44:44,268 --> 00:44:46,353
you were gonna columbine us?
564
00:44:48,230 --> 00:44:50,065
i wasn't gonna columbine you.
565
00:44:51,608 --> 00:44:52,776
the gun is for me.
566
00:44:52,776 --> 00:44:54,194
you were gonna off yourself
in detention?
567
00:44:58,073 --> 00:44:59,992
is this because
i make fun of you?
568
00:44:59,992 --> 00:45:01,285
no.
569
00:45:03,245 --> 00:45:05,747
is it because i didn't
go to prom with you?
570
00:45:05,789 --> 00:45:09,293
what? no. i didn't even
ask you to prom.
571
00:45:12,629 --> 00:45:13,714
it's because of her.
572
00:45:18,802 --> 00:45:21,847
i thought you and the rumbles
573
00:45:21,847 --> 00:45:23,932
were all apt pupilage
and whatnot.
574
00:45:23,932 --> 00:45:27,811
yeah, we were, till she
found these.
575
00:45:32,149 --> 00:45:33,233
adderall?
576
00:45:33,233 --> 00:45:36,153
i was just using adderall
to help me study.
577
00:45:36,153 --> 00:45:38,322
mrs. rumblethorp
just caught me.
578
00:45:38,322 --> 00:45:41,116
and they weren't
prescribed to me. per se.
579
00:45:41,116 --> 00:45:42,659
so you were riding
the adderall train
580
00:45:42,659 --> 00:45:43,911
to ivy league town.
581
00:45:45,704 --> 00:45:48,332
yeah. i got into harvard.
582
00:45:50,125 --> 00:45:54,922
i studied my butt off
to get out of this shit hole.
583
00:45:54,922 --> 00:45:58,342
to get into somewhere where i
wasn't put in a urinal
584
00:45:58,342 --> 00:46:00,093
for wanting to learn.
585
00:46:02,095 --> 00:46:03,931
that's why i'm in detention.
586
00:46:03,931 --> 00:46:08,268
and look, i want to live.
587
00:46:08,268 --> 00:46:09,978
i want to live through this.
588
00:46:10,020 --> 00:46:13,357
but to do that,
we'd need to work together.
589
00:46:13,357 --> 00:46:17,152
we'd need to put all our petty,
stupid self interests aside
590
00:46:17,152 --> 00:46:20,364
and work for the greater good.
591
00:46:20,364 --> 00:46:23,367
well, this is high school,
so fat chance.
592
00:46:23,367 --> 00:46:25,953
damn it, ash,
this isn't a joke!
593
00:46:25,953 --> 00:46:28,121
two hours ago,
she's running detention
594
00:46:28,121 --> 00:46:30,332
and accusing you
of smoking out.
595
00:46:30,332 --> 00:46:32,751
i fail to see the difference,
eddie.
596
00:46:32,751 --> 00:46:34,419
guys?
597
00:46:34,419 --> 00:46:35,462
look, edstser,
598
00:46:35,462 --> 00:46:36,964
there's one thing i know
599
00:46:36,964 --> 00:46:40,008
and it's when push
comes getting eaten,
600
00:46:40,050 --> 00:46:45,389
it's every man, cheerleader,
meathead, dork,
601
00:46:45,389 --> 00:46:48,517
and scary yet
strangely attractive goth chick
602
00:46:48,517 --> 00:46:49,852
- for themselves.
- hey, guys...
603
00:46:49,893 --> 00:46:51,854
that's the attitude
that's gonna get us killed!
604
00:46:51,854 --> 00:46:53,897
dude, we're all
dead meat anyways.
605
00:46:53,897 --> 00:46:56,316
might as well
enjoy the ride, edster.
606
00:46:56,316 --> 00:46:57,442
guys!
607
00:47:03,073 --> 00:47:05,159
what?
listen.
608
00:47:37,357 --> 00:47:37,608
hit it!
609
00:47:41,445 --> 00:47:44,114
get it out of here!
get it out of here!
610
00:47:44,114 --> 00:47:46,033
get it, eddie! get it!
611
00:47:46,033 --> 00:47:47,784
get it out of here!
get it out of here!
612
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:56,043
you saved me.
613
00:47:59,296 --> 00:48:00,464
oh, my head.
614
00:48:10,140 --> 00:48:11,475
what?
615
00:48:31,161 --> 00:48:33,121
what do i do? what do i do?
616
00:48:33,121 --> 00:48:35,374
pry its fingers off.
617
00:48:37,251 --> 00:48:38,627
stay still!
618
00:48:40,170 --> 00:48:41,421
ah, screw that!
619
00:48:41,421 --> 00:48:43,841
relax. i got this.
620
00:48:43,841 --> 00:48:45,384
janet, help me!
621
00:48:47,010 --> 00:48:48,971
shoot it fast. shoot it!
622
00:48:48,971 --> 00:48:51,098
no, no, no! don't shoot it.
623
00:49:10,242 --> 00:49:12,119
oh, my god.
624
00:49:12,119 --> 00:49:14,872
oh, i got you, ed!
625
00:49:14,872 --> 00:49:16,623
i got you, ed.
626
00:49:17,875 --> 00:49:20,961
ah...ah...ah...
627
00:49:36,226 --> 00:49:40,939
1...2...3...
628
00:50:00,918 --> 00:50:02,294
that was intense.
629
00:50:19,603 --> 00:50:21,188
what's the math say?
630
00:50:24,441 --> 00:50:26,235
that the amount
of zombies out there,
631
00:50:26,276 --> 00:50:28,403
should they make
a concerted effort...
632
00:50:28,403 --> 00:50:29,613
yeah?
633
00:50:29,613 --> 00:50:31,698
they'd break through
in about 35 seconds.
634
00:50:31,698 --> 00:50:34,993
so we're basically screwed.
635
00:50:34,993 --> 00:50:36,119
yeah.
636
00:50:48,131 --> 00:50:52,010
is that what you really want?
637
00:50:53,136 --> 00:50:54,096
yeah.
638
00:50:57,307 --> 00:50:58,475
what?
639
00:51:01,270 --> 00:51:02,563
she's beautiful.
640
00:51:03,981 --> 00:51:08,360
sexy. super popular.
641
00:51:11,155 --> 00:51:14,741
perky. not to mention perky.
i'm a big fan of perky.
642
00:51:19,079 --> 00:51:21,165
you're just like
the rest of these idiots.
643
00:51:23,333 --> 00:51:24,751
you were a bunch
of mindless
644
00:51:24,751 --> 00:51:26,628
zombies
before any of this happened.
645
00:51:28,672 --> 00:51:31,675
trying so hard to fit into
their little clique.
646
00:51:31,675 --> 00:51:36,346
trying so hard to hide anything
that might make them stand out.
647
00:51:36,346 --> 00:51:37,556
i mean, god forbid
648
00:51:37,556 --> 00:51:39,349
we don't all fit into this
cookie cutter mold
649
00:51:39,349 --> 00:51:41,185
that everyone puts us in.
650
00:51:44,021 --> 00:51:45,272
popular girl.
651
00:51:46,523 --> 00:51:47,733
bully.
652
00:51:49,443 --> 00:51:50,652
stoner idiot.
653
00:51:52,529 --> 00:51:54,698
dorky loser.
654
00:51:54,698 --> 00:51:56,617
i'm not like them.
655
00:51:56,617 --> 00:51:58,160
sure you are.
656
00:51:58,160 --> 00:52:02,372
you'd die for one night
with janet.
657
00:52:02,372 --> 00:52:05,584
not because you love her
or that you care for her.
658
00:52:05,584 --> 00:52:09,379
just because she's
what everybody tells you
659
00:52:09,379 --> 00:52:10,589
you should strive for.
660
00:52:12,216 --> 00:52:15,469
and you were going
to kill yourself last night.
661
00:52:16,720 --> 00:52:18,722
why?
662
00:52:18,722 --> 00:52:20,307
because you weren't going to
get into harvard?
663
00:52:23,227 --> 00:52:24,728
so what, eddie.
664
00:52:26,063 --> 00:52:28,357
does that mean your life
isn't worth living?
665
00:52:32,736 --> 00:52:34,071
you're right.
666
00:52:36,406 --> 00:52:38,367
maybe i need to...
667
00:52:41,078 --> 00:52:43,205
i don't know, grow up a bit.
668
00:52:43,247 --> 00:52:45,290
maybe we all do.
669
00:52:51,255 --> 00:52:54,633
hey, if we live through this,
um...
670
00:52:56,093 --> 00:52:57,261
yeah?
671
00:52:57,261 --> 00:53:00,347
would you want to, you know...
672
00:53:05,853 --> 00:53:09,189
i mean, if you don't,
that's cool, i mean...
673
00:53:09,189 --> 00:53:13,110
oh, no. i want, i, i uh...
674
00:53:13,110 --> 00:53:14,236
i definitely want to.
675
00:53:19,908 --> 00:53:21,201
oh. cool.
676
00:53:22,452 --> 00:53:23,620
cool.
677
00:53:55,319 --> 00:53:56,612
edster!
678
00:53:56,612 --> 00:53:57,738
uh...
679
00:53:57,738 --> 00:54:01,158
how long until the zombie horde
gets bored
680
00:54:01,158 --> 00:54:02,743
and scampers into the next
taco bell?
681
00:54:04,203 --> 00:54:06,830
i don't know. in the movies,
the horde never goes away.
682
00:54:06,830 --> 00:54:08,165
it keeps getting bigger.
683
00:54:08,165 --> 00:54:10,876
and that's what makes it
a horde.
684
00:54:10,876 --> 00:54:14,463
well, we have a problem then.
685
00:54:14,505 --> 00:54:15,631
what?
686
00:54:15,631 --> 00:54:16,882
le toilet.
687
00:54:16,882 --> 00:54:18,884
come on, man.
find a corner or something.
688
00:54:18,884 --> 00:54:21,428
oh, gross!
689
00:54:21,428 --> 00:54:22,554
oh, no go, man.
690
00:54:22,554 --> 00:54:24,598
i gotta take a deuce
from the caboose.
691
00:54:24,598 --> 00:54:26,391
i say we blow
this popsicle stand
692
00:54:26,391 --> 00:54:28,227
and make a pit stop
along the way.
693
00:54:28,227 --> 00:54:29,853
just hang your ass
out the window.
694
00:54:29,853 --> 00:54:33,357
oh, no, so some zomb-head
can take a bite out of my ass?
695
00:54:33,357 --> 00:54:34,441
we're on the second floor.
696
00:54:34,441 --> 00:54:35,609
zombies don't jump, idiot.
697
00:54:35,609 --> 00:54:38,570
oh, screw that.
i watched shark week on tlc.
698
00:54:38,570 --> 00:54:42,699
and if some great white can jump
20 feet out of the air
699
00:54:42,699 --> 00:54:45,410
to grab a tasty seagull
snackpack,
700
00:54:45,410 --> 00:54:46,787
who's to say a zombie can't?
701
00:54:46,787 --> 00:54:49,331
well, there are major
logic flaws--
702
00:54:49,373 --> 00:54:50,499
no. ash is right.
703
00:54:50,499 --> 00:54:52,668
- he is?
- i am?
704
00:54:52,709 --> 00:54:56,630
yeah. no, not about
zombies jumping. that's stupid.
705
00:54:56,630 --> 00:54:58,340
but we need to get
the hell out of here.
706
00:54:58,382 --> 00:54:59,424
we can't leave.
707
00:54:59,424 --> 00:55:01,969
the barricade's our only
protection.
708
00:55:01,969 --> 00:55:03,220
i gotta go, man.
709
00:55:03,220 --> 00:55:06,515
that means a trip
to the little boy's room.
710
00:55:06,557 --> 00:55:07,683
ed, you know,
maybe they're right.
711
00:55:07,724 --> 00:55:10,477
you said yourself
the barricade won't hold.
712
00:55:10,477 --> 00:55:11,937
maybe we should
make a run for it.
713
00:55:11,937 --> 00:55:14,565
i'm not going out there.
714
00:55:14,565 --> 00:55:18,569
brad, baby, you wouldn't
leave me, would you?
715
00:55:20,571 --> 00:55:23,031
i'm sorry, babe.
716
00:55:23,031 --> 00:55:24,700
come on, let's go.
717
00:55:24,700 --> 00:55:25,868
no, you can't.
you can't go.
718
00:55:25,868 --> 00:55:26,994
if you start moving
things around,
719
00:55:26,994 --> 00:55:28,579
you're gonna draw them closer
to the door.
720
00:55:28,579 --> 00:55:29,788
hey, wait.
721
00:55:29,788 --> 00:55:31,039
what?
722
00:55:31,039 --> 00:55:32,583
what if there's another way?
723
00:55:35,919 --> 00:55:37,671
what, are you gonna escape
through the vent shaft?
724
00:55:37,671 --> 00:55:40,340
no. i'm gonna send my little
sidekick ferret to go get help.
725
00:55:40,340 --> 00:55:42,009
it'd be so cool
if that were true.
726
00:55:42,009 --> 00:55:44,469
look at it this way,
this might be our only chance,
727
00:55:44,469 --> 00:55:46,889
and i for one would like to live
past this day.
728
00:55:46,889 --> 00:55:50,601
especially now that i have
something to look forward to.
729
00:55:50,601 --> 00:55:53,061
what if there's a zombie
in the shaft?
730
00:55:53,061 --> 00:55:55,564
how's a zombie
gonna get in the shaft, eddie?
731
00:55:55,606 --> 00:55:57,065
i don't know. zombie rats?
732
00:55:57,065 --> 00:55:58,692
like in house of the damned?
733
00:55:58,692 --> 00:56:01,278
those fuckers
will eat your shit up.
734
00:56:01,278 --> 00:56:03,238
there's no fucking zombies
in the shaft, you guys.
735
00:56:03,238 --> 00:56:04,406
i'm going.
736
00:56:04,448 --> 00:56:07,868
me, too. ashbury needs
his porcelain throne.
737
00:56:09,453 --> 00:56:11,955
ed, look, this might be
your only chance, ok?
738
00:56:13,040 --> 00:56:14,416
well, i'm not going.
739
00:56:17,669 --> 00:56:19,922
isn't someone gonna stay here
with me?
740
00:56:22,299 --> 00:56:23,467
ed?
741
00:56:31,642 --> 00:56:33,393
i'm sorry, willow.
742
00:56:36,980 --> 00:56:38,941
come on. let's get out of here.
743
00:56:38,941 --> 00:56:41,026
let's go.
744
00:56:41,026 --> 00:56:42,444
let's go.
745
00:57:22,359 --> 00:57:25,028
um, do either of you
have any idea
746
00:57:25,028 --> 00:57:26,530
which direction
we should be going?
747
00:57:29,700 --> 00:57:30,868
of course not.
748
00:58:15,746 --> 00:58:17,581
you're a really great guy,
you know that?
749
00:58:23,420 --> 00:58:25,756
can i ask you something?
750
00:58:25,756 --> 00:58:26,924
sure.
751
00:58:28,634 --> 00:58:30,052
would you ever...
752
00:58:38,018 --> 00:58:40,020
go out with a guy like me?
753
00:58:41,438 --> 00:58:42,898
i don't think so.
754
00:58:58,455 --> 00:58:59,665
uh-oh.
755
00:58:59,665 --> 00:59:01,124
what? what is it?
756
00:59:05,128 --> 00:59:07,923
oh! fuck, dude!
confined spaces.
757
00:59:07,923 --> 00:59:11,510
oh, god, ash.
not cool. not cool.
758
00:59:11,510 --> 00:59:13,136
i told you i had to go.
759
00:59:13,136 --> 00:59:14,805
why?
760
00:59:16,098 --> 00:59:18,141
that's just the way it is.
761
00:59:18,141 --> 00:59:19,184
that's the way it is?
762
00:59:19,184 --> 00:59:21,478
you're a geek, right?
763
00:59:21,478 --> 00:59:24,022
um, yeah. i guess.
764
00:59:24,022 --> 00:59:26,233
well, i'm a hot cheerleader,
right?
765
00:59:26,233 --> 00:59:27,651
yeah.
766
00:59:27,651 --> 00:59:30,237
geeks and cheerleaders
don't date.
767
00:59:30,237 --> 00:59:32,573
we're just different.
768
00:59:32,573 --> 00:59:36,827
well, why?
you just said i was a good guy.
769
00:59:36,827 --> 00:59:39,121
it's just not that simple.
770
00:59:39,121 --> 00:59:40,664
am i not goodlooking enough?
771
00:59:40,664 --> 00:59:41,832
yeah.
772
00:59:49,214 --> 00:59:50,632
shit.
773
01:00:02,853 --> 01:00:04,313
holy moses malone.
774
01:00:05,731 --> 01:00:07,316
house of the damned!
house of the damned!
775
01:00:07,316 --> 01:00:09,067
get back, you guys!!
776
01:00:15,324 --> 01:00:18,202
you're just so stuck up.
777
01:00:18,202 --> 01:00:19,786
fuck you, eddie.
778
01:00:19,786 --> 01:00:21,830
no, fuck you, janet.
779
01:00:30,214 --> 01:00:31,590
what was that?
780
01:00:31,590 --> 01:00:32,758
uh-oh.
781
01:00:33,884 --> 01:00:35,886
mother puss bucket.
782
01:00:40,974 --> 01:00:43,852
do you like being made fun of?
783
01:00:43,852 --> 01:00:44,937
or beat up?
784
01:00:44,937 --> 01:00:46,146
of course not.
785
01:00:46,146 --> 01:00:47,773
neither do i.
786
01:00:49,066 --> 01:00:52,110
that's exactly what would
happen if we dated.
787
01:00:52,110 --> 01:00:54,655
my friends would
eat me alive.
788
01:00:54,655 --> 01:00:59,868
did you ever think that maybe
they're not your friends?
789
01:01:13,924 --> 01:01:16,301
ash...ash...
790
01:01:16,301 --> 01:01:17,594
yeah?
791
01:01:33,318 --> 01:01:34,611
oh, no.
792
01:01:34,611 --> 01:01:35,612
what?
793
01:01:35,612 --> 01:01:37,364
my stash.
794
01:01:37,364 --> 01:01:38,365
what?
795
01:01:38,365 --> 01:01:39,616
my stash!
796
01:01:41,076 --> 01:01:43,620
i can't find my stash.
797
01:01:43,620 --> 01:01:45,330
dude, give me a boost.
come on, man.
798
01:01:45,330 --> 01:01:46,415
give me a boost.
799
01:01:46,415 --> 01:01:47,749
what the hell,
are you guys crazy?
800
01:01:47,749 --> 01:01:49,877
dude, i'm not leaving
my weed behind.
801
01:01:49,877 --> 01:01:51,962
all right, come on.
802
01:01:51,962 --> 01:01:53,255
1, 2, 3...
803
01:01:56,383 --> 01:01:57,634
morons.
804
01:01:57,634 --> 01:01:58,886
push me.
805
01:02:05,100 --> 01:02:06,768
dude, hurry up.
806
01:02:06,810 --> 01:02:08,896
chillax.
807
01:02:08,896 --> 01:02:11,190
dude, it's all good.
808
01:02:29,166 --> 01:02:30,542
ash?
809
01:02:43,722 --> 01:02:48,352
has anyone ever told you
you have really pretty eyes?
810
01:02:48,352 --> 01:02:51,355
my mom.
811
01:02:51,355 --> 01:02:53,065
she says
they're my best feature.
812
01:02:55,692 --> 01:02:56,985
you're really beautiful.
813
01:03:00,280 --> 01:03:02,282
has anyone ever told you that?
814
01:03:02,282 --> 01:03:04,159
sure. all the time.
815
01:03:08,038 --> 01:03:09,206
oh.
816
01:03:11,041 --> 01:03:12,167
well, they're right.
817
01:03:12,167 --> 01:03:13,710
i know.
818
01:03:13,710 --> 01:03:16,046
oh, my god.
819
01:03:36,733 --> 01:03:37,901
uh...
820
01:03:39,736 --> 01:03:41,071
you got any ideas?
821
01:03:43,907 --> 01:03:45,909
sorry, ash.
822
01:03:45,909 --> 01:03:47,077
take it.
823
01:04:09,766 --> 01:04:10,809
eddie?
824
01:04:10,809 --> 01:04:13,145
yeah?
825
01:04:34,374 --> 01:04:36,210
i don't want to die a virgin.
826
01:04:37,794 --> 01:04:38,962
what?
827
01:04:45,093 --> 01:04:48,847
i mean, i've done stuff,
but never...
828
01:04:53,143 --> 01:04:55,938
uh, but...
all right, well...
829
01:04:55,938 --> 01:04:57,272
willow...
830
01:05:28,136 --> 01:05:29,304
eddie!
831
01:05:29,346 --> 01:05:30,514
janet, open the door!
832
01:05:30,514 --> 01:05:31,598
open up!
833
01:05:31,598 --> 01:05:32,933
open the door!!
834
01:05:32,933 --> 01:05:35,185
open the door!!
835
01:05:35,185 --> 01:05:37,855
- eddie!!
- janet!!
836
01:05:37,855 --> 01:05:38,897
but the zombies.
837
01:05:38,897 --> 01:05:40,023
hurry!!
838
01:05:44,903 --> 01:05:46,029
eddie!
839
01:05:46,029 --> 01:05:47,531
- open the door!
- open up!
840
01:05:47,531 --> 01:05:48,866
open the door!
841
01:05:57,916 --> 01:05:59,084
where's ash?
842
01:05:59,084 --> 01:06:00,294
right here.
843
01:06:00,294 --> 01:06:01,420
at least what's left of him.
844
01:06:10,429 --> 01:06:11,555
we need more stuff.
845
01:06:11,555 --> 01:06:14,016
go! go! we'll take it!
846
01:06:14,016 --> 01:06:15,976
brad! brad!
847
01:06:17,561 --> 01:06:18,979
help us!
848
01:06:25,402 --> 01:06:26,570
watch out!
849
01:06:38,248 --> 01:06:39,625
this isn't gonna hold for long.
850
01:06:39,625 --> 01:06:41,376
we need to figure a way
out of here.
851
01:06:41,376 --> 01:06:42,920
agreed.
852
01:06:42,920 --> 01:06:44,588
eddie, i gotta talk to you.
853
01:06:45,589 --> 01:06:46,924
what?
854
01:06:46,924 --> 01:06:48,050
eddie!
855
01:06:48,050 --> 01:06:50,219
it'll just take a second.
856
01:06:50,219 --> 01:06:51,386
i have to tell you something.
857
01:06:51,428 --> 01:06:53,013
hold the fort down.
i'll be right back.
858
01:06:55,933 --> 01:06:57,267
what is it?
859
01:06:59,144 --> 01:07:00,729
we didn't finish.
860
01:07:24,294 --> 01:07:26,588
ok, no, i mean...
861
01:07:26,630 --> 01:07:28,257
we might be dead soon.
862
01:07:28,257 --> 01:07:29,591
carpe diemonous.
863
01:07:44,106 --> 01:07:45,607
brad! what are you doing?
864
01:07:45,607 --> 01:07:48,318
wake up! brad!
865
01:07:48,318 --> 01:07:49,444
stop!
866
01:07:57,077 --> 01:07:58,370
guys!
867
01:08:01,039 --> 01:08:02,332
it's not what...
868
01:08:03,584 --> 01:08:05,294
well, actually it's exactly
what you may think.
869
01:08:08,005 --> 01:08:10,465
it's brad. he must've
been bit. he's turning.
870
01:08:19,016 --> 01:08:21,393
brad! brad! stop!
871
01:08:21,393 --> 01:08:22,561
bradikins.
872
01:08:29,026 --> 01:08:29,651
the door.
873
01:08:33,197 --> 01:08:36,074
eddie, help me!
874
01:08:36,074 --> 01:08:38,410
brad, baby, i'm sorry.
i know i cheated.
875
01:08:38,410 --> 01:08:40,204
damn it, janet! fight him!
876
01:08:40,204 --> 01:08:42,706
no. i deserve it.
i betrayed him.
877
01:08:42,706 --> 01:08:44,833
no, no, janet.
actually he betrayed you.
878
01:08:44,833 --> 01:08:46,502
what?
879
01:08:46,543 --> 01:08:47,711
yeah. he's been telling
the whole school
880
01:08:47,711 --> 01:08:49,129
that he's been screwing you
for months.
881
01:08:49,129 --> 01:08:50,839
no, we were waiting for prom.
882
01:08:50,839 --> 01:08:52,257
that's not what he told me.
883
01:08:52,257 --> 01:08:55,177
yeah, i don't even think
you'd make it to prom.
884
01:08:55,177 --> 01:08:57,095
because he's got like 6 girls
on the side.
885
01:08:57,095 --> 01:08:58,180
what?
886
01:08:58,222 --> 01:09:01,350
yeah. like lilly and trish,
and sarah.
887
01:09:01,391 --> 01:09:02,726
whores!
888
01:09:02,726 --> 01:09:04,603
and you know what else,
889
01:09:04,603 --> 01:09:06,730
he told me you're not
a natural blonde.
890
01:09:06,730 --> 01:09:07,731
what?
891
01:09:07,731 --> 01:09:08,857
yeah!
892
01:09:11,568 --> 01:09:13,195
you fucking fucker!
893
01:09:14,404 --> 01:09:15,572
yeah! fuck him up!
894
01:09:17,366 --> 01:09:19,535
you fucking fucker!
895
01:09:19,535 --> 01:09:22,204
maybe if you reciprocated
once in awhile
896
01:09:22,204 --> 01:09:23,330
you'd know,
897
01:09:23,330 --> 01:09:26,375
the carpet
does match the blinds!
898
01:09:26,375 --> 01:09:27,376
match the blinds?
899
01:09:27,417 --> 01:09:29,253
just go with it.
she's on a roll.
900
01:09:38,387 --> 01:09:39,596
get out! get out!
901
01:09:39,596 --> 01:09:40,681
let's go!
902
01:09:43,725 --> 01:09:44,768
yeah!
903
01:10:00,576 --> 01:10:01,618
it's not gonna hold.
904
01:10:01,618 --> 01:10:02,786
we need to get out of here.
905
01:10:02,786 --> 01:10:04,246
well, maybe we should
spend more time
906
01:10:04,288 --> 01:10:05,455
building up the barricade
and less time
907
01:10:05,455 --> 01:10:06,748
making out in the back.
908
01:10:06,790 --> 01:10:08,750
well, maybe if people knocked
instead of just barging in.
909
01:10:08,750 --> 01:10:10,169
what does that have to do
with anything, janet?
910
01:10:10,169 --> 01:10:12,129
oh, my god!
stop it both of you!
911
01:10:12,129 --> 01:10:14,673
now we're getting out of here
alive,
912
01:10:14,673 --> 01:10:16,508
and to do that we need
to work together.
913
01:10:16,508 --> 01:10:17,634
how?
914
01:10:27,769 --> 01:10:29,271
i have a plan.
915
01:11:32,000 --> 01:11:33,418
we reached the stairs.
916
01:11:33,418 --> 01:11:35,504
oh, god, we reached the stairs!
917
01:11:41,260 --> 01:11:43,971
eddie! eddie! help! eddie!
918
01:11:46,890 --> 01:11:48,225
eddie, help!
919
01:11:48,225 --> 01:11:50,561
jesus christ, we get it already.
you need help!
920
01:11:50,561 --> 01:11:51,812
take a number, get in line.
921
01:11:51,812 --> 01:11:55,524
and shut the fuck up,
would you, please!
922
01:11:55,941 --> 01:11:57,359
eddie!
923
01:11:58,777 --> 01:12:00,779
eddie, help!
924
01:12:00,779 --> 01:12:01,864
eddie!
925
01:12:18,046 --> 01:12:20,507
goth chicks kick ass.
926
01:12:20,507 --> 01:12:22,509
eddie, help!
927
01:12:49,786 --> 01:12:51,580
- the gun.
- isn't that...
928
01:12:51,580 --> 01:12:53,582
mr. yeardley
the guidance counselor?
929
01:13:04,593 --> 01:13:05,802
it's almost empty.
930
01:13:05,802 --> 01:13:07,304
not good.
931
01:13:07,304 --> 01:13:08,806
definitely not good.
932
01:13:08,806 --> 01:13:10,724
- what now?
- we run!
933
01:13:12,684 --> 01:13:15,312
run away!
934
01:13:28,659 --> 01:13:30,702
which way!
935
01:13:30,702 --> 01:13:32,788
the gym. we can get
to the roof from there.
936
01:13:41,797 --> 01:13:43,966
it's locked!
937
01:13:43,966 --> 01:13:45,175
i got this.
938
01:13:55,144 --> 01:13:56,895
i got it!
939
01:13:57,855 --> 01:13:59,022
eddie, come on!
940
01:14:03,360 --> 01:14:06,363
go. go, get to the roof.
i'm gonna hold them.
941
01:14:08,866 --> 01:14:11,368
and willow,
about before with janet...
942
01:14:13,370 --> 01:14:14,413
you're right.
943
01:14:15,706 --> 01:14:16,790
i'm an idiot.
944
01:14:21,044 --> 01:14:22,963
i know what i want now.
945
01:14:27,718 --> 01:14:30,012
good. because you still
owe me a date.
946
01:14:37,186 --> 01:14:40,022
it's time for this paladin
to cast a 21st level spell
947
01:14:40,022 --> 01:14:41,440
of zombie whoop-ass.
948
01:15:14,431 --> 01:15:15,599
where's eddie?
949
01:15:17,434 --> 01:15:18,811
holding off the horde.
950
01:15:20,437 --> 01:15:21,730
ok.
951
01:15:24,483 --> 01:15:25,651
but he missed a few.
952
01:17:02,331 --> 01:17:03,624
no.
953
01:17:12,049 --> 01:17:13,759
janet, hold still.
954
01:17:22,226 --> 01:17:23,602
come on!
955
01:17:40,327 --> 01:17:42,079
willow! janet!
956
01:17:53,257 --> 01:17:54,883
suck a duck.
957
01:18:11,275 --> 01:18:12,359
this sucks.
958
01:18:13,610 --> 01:18:15,279
yeah.
959
01:18:15,279 --> 01:18:16,780
i'm gonna die.
960
01:18:20,617 --> 01:18:23,745
i don't wanna be a zombie.
this so sucks.
961
01:18:30,252 --> 01:18:31,378
don't leave.
962
01:18:47,311 --> 01:18:48,979
one bullet left.
963
01:18:56,445 --> 01:18:58,655
i don't want to die like this.
964
01:20:00,008 --> 01:20:01,218
eddie!
965
01:20:05,055 --> 01:20:06,849
- ok, we have a problem.
- what?
966
01:20:06,849 --> 01:20:08,851
zombies don't jump.
they climb.
967
01:20:40,757 --> 01:20:42,134
brad!
968
01:20:45,220 --> 01:20:47,222
brad!
969
01:21:13,790 --> 01:21:16,168
so i guess we'll never
get that date.
970
01:21:19,463 --> 01:21:21,548
no. it sucks.
971
01:21:23,467 --> 01:21:25,177
i was totally gonna take you
to applebees.
972
01:21:49,159 --> 01:21:50,869
attention, attention.
973
01:21:50,869 --> 01:21:52,955
the zombie threat
has been contained.
974
01:21:52,955 --> 01:21:55,874
all survivors make your way
to the front lawn.
975
01:21:58,293 --> 01:22:00,045
go! go! go!
i want to get a perimeter.
976
01:22:00,045 --> 01:22:01,380
set it up. move it, move it,
move it!
977
01:22:03,382 --> 01:22:05,300
the zombie threat
has been contained.
978
01:22:05,300 --> 01:22:08,137
the zombie threat
has been eliminated.
979
01:22:08,137 --> 01:22:11,515
all survivors make your way
to the front lawn.
980
01:22:21,191 --> 01:22:23,527
so applebees, huh?
981
01:22:23,527 --> 01:22:26,196
bet your ass. i got a gift card.
982
01:22:26,196 --> 01:22:28,240
wow, you really know how
to spoil a girl.
983
01:22:28,240 --> 01:22:31,285
yeah. but only the right girl.
984
01:23:33,931 --> 01:23:38,060
attention, all shoppers.
attention, all shoppers.
985
01:26:37,489 --> 01:26:38,699
you know what i'm thinking?
986
01:26:38,699 --> 01:26:40,701
maybe we got a good thing
going here.
987
01:26:40,701 --> 01:26:43,412
maybe we shouldn't be
in such a hurry to leave.
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