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♪♪
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Rufus?
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Rufus?
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Here, boy.
Hey, Ron.
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Shh! Rufus
has gone missing.
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Maybe he's hibernating.
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Not likely, Kim.
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It's Spirit Week.
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If the little guy missed it,
he'd be crushed.
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Rufus!
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Huh-ho-hey! Hey!
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( laughing )
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Rufus!
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( yawns )
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A naked mole rat.
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Ron, ever think about
getting a normal pet?
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Like what?
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Something not naked.
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( blows raspberry )
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Never be normal!
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That's the Ron
Stoppable motto.
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Kim? K.P.?
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( French ):
Kim Possiblé?
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Oh, Josh Manke.
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Ugh, Manke.
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♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ I'm your basic average girl ♪
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♪ And I'm here
to save the world ♪
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♪ You can't stop me
'cause I'm... ♪
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♪ Kim Possible ♪
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♪ There is nothing I can't do ♪
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♪ When danger calls just
know that I am on my way ♪
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♪ Know that I am on my way ♪
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♪ It doesn't matter where
or when there's trouble ♪
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♪ If you just call my name ♪
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♪ Kim Possible ♪
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♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪
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♪ When you want to page me,
it's okay ♪
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♪ Whenever you need me, baby ♪
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♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪
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♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪
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♪ Doesn't matter where,
doesn't matter when ♪
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♪ Doesn't matter when ♪
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♪ I will be there for you
till the very end ♪
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♪ Danger or trouble,
I'm there on the double ♪
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♪ You know that you always
can call Kim Possible. ♪
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RON:
Amp down, Kim.
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Someone might think
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you're crushing on Manke.
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Ugh! Manke.
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Huh? Kim?
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What's this say to you?
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Oh, it's... it's, uh...
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you know... I mean...
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yeah, totally. Uh...
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Hey, you're
Kim Possible.
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You were on the news
last week.
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Saved some ambassador
or something.
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Um, y-y-yeah. I, uh...
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That was cool.
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Yeah.
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Thanks.
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Bye.
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( bell rings )
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I can't even form
a sentence around Josh.
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How am I going to ask him
to Friday's dance?
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Ask Manke?
I don't know, Kim.
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Don't you think
he might feel awkward...
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with us?
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Us?
Well, we always
go together.
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Yeah, but that says,
you know, friends.
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And this time I was thinking
about lining up a...
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you know...
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An enemy?
A date.
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A date?
Right. D... li... uh, dating.
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Dating in a date-like
kind of way. Uh-huh.
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I could do that.
The date thing.
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Great. So who are
you going to ask?
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For me to get a date?
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Who am I not going to ask?
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( beeps )
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Hey, Wade. What up?
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Meet me at your locker.
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You would not believe how many
hits we're getting on the site.
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Everyone wants your help.
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Mrs. Giltmore needs
someone to feed her cats.
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For a week.
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Ugh!
Seven days, eight cats.
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One litter box.
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I know your Web site
says you can do anything
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but you have to draw the line.
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Hey, long distance.
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Tokyo.
I love the French.
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That one's an emergency.
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I'll stream the security cam.
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Ha-ha!
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Whoa!
Rewind and freeze, Wade.
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Dr. Drakken.
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Our archenemy.
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Well, your archenemy.
You know...
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I don't think
he even knows my name.
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Come on, Ron, let's jet.
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Oh, yeah!
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Going to Tokyo
on a school night.
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How are we going to get there?
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I'll phone a friend.
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Hoo-hoo.
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Sweet ride.
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Thanks for the lift,
Britina.
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Kim, duh.
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It's the least
I could do
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after you saved
my Chicago show.
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Aw, the backstage fire
was no big.
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For you maybe.
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It must be so awesome
not to be afraid of anything.
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Huh.
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Fearless I am not.
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Oh, come on.
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I've seen you wrestle a shark
with your bare hands.
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Yeah. What
could scare you?
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His name's Josh Manke.
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Oh...
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crush story.
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I feel so ridiculous around him.
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Just go for it.
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What's the worst thing
that could happen?
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So, Britina, as a pop superstar
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I'll bet you miss out on stuff
like school dances
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with, you know,
normal average guys.
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True.
Friday.
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Dance. You. Me.
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Average guy.
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No.
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( buzzer )
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See?
Was that so hard?
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Only to watch.
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( sirens )
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Oh, thank you for coming,
Kim Possible.
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I am Yoshiko,
translator
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for Nakasumi-san.
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You know I'm looking
for a lucky someone
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to go to a dance with me.
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Uh... Nakasumi-san says
he's very flattered
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but given the current crisis
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he feels it would be
inappropriate to go
to the dance.
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No! Ew! No.
I meant...
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So what's the sitch?
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They have taken over
our entire factory.
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The workers are trapped inside.
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How many?
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Two.
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Hundred?
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No. Just two.
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This is the most
automated factory
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in the world.
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Wait up!
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Ah!
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Ron, stop playing around.
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Okay, I'm going.
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Oh! Are you
kidding me?
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Very funny.
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The third time's the charm.
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What's Drakken doing
in a video game factory?
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Duh.
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Do you know what
this factory makes?
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Video games?
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The Z-Boy.
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Only the fastest
graphics system ever.
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So? Video games.
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It's not even coming out
back home until Christmas.
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It's the must-have gift
of the holiday season.
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Drakken's going to steal
Christmas.
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Ron, I know my arch foe.
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Drakken wants
to take over the world.
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He wants to steal Christmas.
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Take over the world.
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Steal Christmas.
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Take over the world.
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Steal Christmas.
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( whispers ):
Take over the world.
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Steal Christmas.
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Shh! Fine. Whatever.
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Kim, Drakken's
in the house.
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Is this really the time
to fix your makeup?
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I see the hostages.
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( gasps )
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Oh, no.
What?
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Thought I saw a zit.
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False alarm.
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Okay, I'll free the hostages.
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You take this.
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Jack it
into the video.
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You mean I'm...
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The distraction.
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Oh...
always the distraction.
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Konichiwa.
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Konichiwa.
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Konichiwa.
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Cartoons make
my eyes itch.
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Can't you switch
that thing off?
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Hmm-mm.
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Dah!
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Put some greasy
elbow into it.
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Dr. Drakken.
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Ah!
Ah.
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Sheego, never sneak up
on me like that.
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I wasn't sneaking.
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Ninjas make more noise
than you, Sheego.
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Quit it.
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RON ON P.A.:
Whassup?!
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Naked mole rat TV is on the air.
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That voice.
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It's Kim Possible's
dopey sidekick.
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I can never
remember his name.
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It's Ron Stoppable
coming to you totally live.
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Broadcasting from...
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wouldn't you like to know.
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Yes, evil-doers,
it's the Rufus and Ron Show.
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You're canceled.
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Ron.
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Kim Possible.
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Her I remember.
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So, Kim Possible...
you think to thwart
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my plan?
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Don't stop
to tell her the plan.
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( angry stammering )
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I'll handle this, Sheego.
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Yeah, all I know
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is every time you stop to blab
about your big plan she wins.
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Oh. Right.
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Let's go.
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( maniacal laughter )
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Quick.
Where's our helicopter?
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We don't have one.
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Ooh, too bad.
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DAD:
I do not believe it.
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That Dr. Drakken fellow
stole a factory.
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Seems two employees
were rescued
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by world-famous teen hero...
hey... Kim Possible.
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Nice work, honey.
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Well, sure,
until I let Drakken get away.
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I've got to figure out his plan
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before he tries to take over
the world.
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Oh, and then there's
the Josh thing.
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Josh?
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Another mad scientist
bent on world conquest?
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So not.
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Josh is this guy
I want to take to the dance.
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Oh, now don't you
and your friend Ronald
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usually go to school functions
together?
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Yeah, but Ron's a friend
and Josh is a hottie.
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( clears throat )
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I wouldn't just give
up without a fight.
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With Drakken, I mean.
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You'd better get back on
that case tout de suite.
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And, Kimmy, let's not talk about
hotties at breakfast anymore.
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Who's a hottie?
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We're not talking
about it.
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Josh Manke.
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( sighs )
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BOYS:
Ooh, Kim's got a boyfriend.
Kim's got a boyfriend.
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Don't make me hurt you.
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Eat your
cereal, boys.
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( crunching )
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So, this Josh is cute?
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He's golden, Mom.
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Golden? That's good, right?
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Well, I prefer
it over "hottie."
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Josh is so cool and smart
and really talented
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and kind of quiet.
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( burps )
272
00:09:15,670 --> 00:09:16,580
Excuse you.
273
00:09:16,580 --> 00:09:17,880
( slurping )
274
00:09:17,880 --> 00:09:19,540
Want to know
what I think?
275
00:09:17,880 --> 00:09:19,540
No.
276
00:09:19,540 --> 00:09:21,040
Send an anonymous e-mail.
277
00:09:21,040 --> 00:09:22,210
I couldn't do that.
278
00:09:22,210 --> 00:09:23,670
Yes, you can.
279
00:09:23,670 --> 00:09:25,120
You, like, route it
through Sweden or someplace
280
00:09:25,120 --> 00:09:26,210
and it can't be traced.
281
00:09:26,210 --> 00:09:29,080
Hmm, your principal
has been getting
282
00:09:29,080 --> 00:09:31,580
anonymous e-mails from Sweden.
283
00:09:31,580 --> 00:09:33,420
Uh... got to go!
284
00:09:31,580 --> 00:09:33,420
Uh... got to go!
285
00:09:35,290 --> 00:09:37,330
Kimmy, telling a
boy you like him
286
00:09:37,330 --> 00:09:40,330
is kind of like getting
into a really cold pool.
287
00:09:40,330 --> 00:09:42,420
Deep breath, then
take the plunge.
288
00:09:42,420 --> 00:09:44,790
( school bell rings )
289
00:09:47,580 --> 00:09:51,420
Before this day is over, I am
going to ask Josh to the dance.
290
00:09:51,420 --> 00:09:53,710
And I'm going to ask...
somebody.
291
00:09:53,710 --> 00:09:55,580
Your standards
are so high.
292
00:09:55,580 --> 00:09:57,170
Flexibility is key, Kim.
293
00:09:57,170 --> 00:09:58,210
Good luck.
294
00:09:58,210 --> 00:09:59,460
Don't need it.
295
00:10:02,330 --> 00:10:06,040
MOTHER:
Deep breath,
then take the plunge.
296
00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:07,380
( sighs )
297
00:10:07,380 --> 00:10:08,960
( school bell rings )
298
00:10:14,290 --> 00:10:16,580
( sighs )
299
00:10:21,830 --> 00:10:24,880
Hi. I'm Ron St... Ow!
300
00:10:24,880 --> 00:10:26,580
Josh will come through
301
00:10:26,580 --> 00:10:29,040
that door any minute
and I'll just spit it out.
302
00:10:33,960 --> 00:10:36,290
This arm is going
to the dance on Friday.
303
00:10:36,290 --> 00:10:37,670
Who wants to be on it?
304
00:10:37,670 --> 00:10:38,920
( chairs slide )
305
00:10:38,920 --> 00:10:41,710
How about this arm?
306
00:10:48,290 --> 00:10:50,460
Deep breath,
then take the plunge.
307
00:10:50,460 --> 00:10:51,500
Here it goes.
308
00:10:51,500 --> 00:10:52,460
Hi, Kim.
309
00:10:52,460 --> 00:10:53,540
Bonnie.
310
00:10:53,540 --> 00:10:54,960
You don't mind
if I watch, do you?
311
00:10:54,960 --> 00:10:55,750
Watch what?
312
00:10:55,750 --> 00:10:57,040
You, Josh...
313
00:10:57,040 --> 00:10:59,120
it's so obvious
that you're crushing on him.
314
00:10:59,120 --> 00:11:00,460
It is not.
315
00:10:59,120 --> 00:11:00,460
Oh, yeah.
316
00:11:00,460 --> 00:11:02,000
Going to ask him
to the dance?
317
00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:02,960
Why?
318
00:11:02,960 --> 00:11:03,880
I think it's great.
319
00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:05,080
Really?
320
00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:07,210
Totally.
I get to see you
crash and burn.
321
00:11:07,210 --> 00:11:08,500
Maybe he'll say yes.
322
00:11:08,500 --> 00:11:09,920
Maybe, but he has said no
323
00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:12,710
to girls much higher
on the food chain than you.
324
00:11:12,710 --> 00:11:14,460
Well, I'm going
to ask him anyway.
325
00:11:14,460 --> 00:11:15,620
Go for it.
326
00:11:15,620 --> 00:11:17,080
I will.
327
00:11:17,080 --> 00:11:19,290
After practice.
328
00:11:21,290 --> 00:11:22,790
♪ Check it out ♪
329
00:11:22,790 --> 00:11:25,330
( techno music playing )
330
00:11:25,330 --> 00:11:28,250
Attention, ladies! It is I
331
00:11:28,250 --> 00:11:29,880
Ron Stoppable.
332
00:11:29,880 --> 00:11:33,330
Contrary to popular belief,
I am not dating Kim Possible.
333
00:11:33,330 --> 00:11:34,960
Which is good news for you
334
00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:35,920
Josh Manke.
335
00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:36,920
Hey.
336
00:11:36,920 --> 00:11:38,170
Oh, no.
337
00:11:38,170 --> 00:11:39,420
There is a rare hole
338
00:11:39,420 --> 00:11:41,790
in my social calendar
for this Friday.
339
00:11:41,790 --> 00:11:43,210
Please note,
I am a bon-diggity dancer.
340
00:11:43,210 --> 00:11:44,460
Thank you.
341
00:11:44,460 --> 00:11:47,040
( girls laughing )
342
00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,170
KIM:
Okay, everybody
343
00:11:48,170 --> 00:11:49,790
doghouse pyramid.
344
00:11:49,790 --> 00:11:51,620
( beeping )
345
00:11:53,170 --> 00:11:54,460
Kim, it's for you!
346
00:11:54,460 --> 00:11:56,380
( groans )
347
00:11:56,380 --> 00:11:58,880
Whoa!
348
00:11:58,880 --> 00:12:00,330
ALL:
Kim!
349
00:12:01,380 --> 00:12:03,040
Hot tip on the Nakasumi heist.
350
00:12:03,040 --> 00:12:04,460
Can you cut practice?
351
00:12:04,460 --> 00:12:07,710
I'd rather be anywhere
but here.
352
00:12:11,380 --> 00:12:13,040
( whimpering and chattering )
353
00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:14,920
I told you to bring
a jacket, Rufus.
354
00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:16,580
Naked and snow
just don't mix.
355
00:12:16,580 --> 00:12:18,170
Okay, let's recap
what we know.
356
00:12:18,170 --> 00:12:20,170
Check. Subject:
Joshua Wendell Manke.
357
00:12:20,170 --> 00:12:22,290
I meant about Drakken's
alpine lair.
358
00:12:22,290 --> 00:12:23,710
Oh, yeah, I got nothing.
359
00:12:23,710 --> 00:12:25,540
Wait. His middle
name is Wendell?
360
00:12:25,540 --> 00:12:26,620
Well, it could be.
361
00:12:26,620 --> 00:12:28,290
You've obviously
done your research.
362
00:12:28,290 --> 00:12:31,000
I assure you, the rest of my
report is completely factual.
363
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,580
Gossip you've heard
around school?
364
00:12:32,580 --> 00:12:34,790
Moving on... Manke
has rejected invitations
365
00:12:34,790 --> 00:12:37,000
to the Spirit Week dance
from the following:
366
00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:40,460
Courtney Loop, Maria Rodriguez,
Natasha Putin
367
00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:41,830
Julia Roberts-- no relation--
368
00:12:41,830 --> 00:12:43,710
and, of course,
Bonnie Rockwaller.
369
00:12:43,710 --> 00:12:45,290
No current photo was available.
370
00:12:45,290 --> 00:12:46,500
Josh spiked Bonnie?
371
00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:48,040
And Bonnie spiked me.
372
00:12:48,040 --> 00:12:50,000
As did Courtney,
Maria, Natasha and Julia.
373
00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:52,080
High school.
374
00:12:52,080 --> 00:12:53,540
Okay, kids,
we're here.
375
00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:56,080
Thanks for the lift,
Heinrich.
376
00:12:56,080 --> 00:12:58,290
Oh, Kim, you silly.
377
00:12:58,290 --> 00:12:59,460
It's the least I can do
378
00:12:59,460 --> 00:13:00,750
after you saved
our village
379
00:13:00,750 --> 00:13:02,380
from that avalanche
last year.
380
00:13:02,380 --> 00:13:03,500
No big.
381
00:13:03,500 --> 00:13:06,040
So, Heinrich,
got any teenage daughters
382
00:13:06,040 --> 00:13:08,080
who might want to go
to a big American dance party?
383
00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:09,080
Nein.
384
00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:10,670
Nine? One's plenty.
385
00:13:10,670 --> 00:13:11,830
Or maybe two.
386
00:13:11,830 --> 00:13:13,500
"Nein" means "no."
387
00:13:16,580 --> 00:13:17,920
Hey, wait a minute.
388
00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:19,830
I helped
with that avalanche.
389
00:13:19,830 --> 00:13:20,920
You started it.
390
00:13:20,920 --> 00:13:22,040
Come on.
391
00:13:22,040 --> 00:13:23,500
Right behind you.
392
00:13:23,500 --> 00:13:26,080
( grunting )
393
00:13:27,380 --> 00:13:28,880
Hey!
394
00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:30,460
( clears throat )
395
00:13:30,460 --> 00:13:31,670
Not a word.
396
00:13:36,790 --> 00:13:38,710
Talk to me, Wade.
397
00:13:38,710 --> 00:13:41,290
This is unquestionably
Drakken's latest lair.
398
00:13:41,290 --> 00:13:43,170
I've hacked into
the security system
399
00:13:43,170 --> 00:13:44,620
but it's tight.
400
00:13:44,620 --> 00:13:47,000
Oh... can't shut down
the sensor beams.
401
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:50,040
But I could juice the frequency
so you can see them.
402
00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:51,380
Please and thank you.
403
00:14:01,210 --> 00:14:03,460
Hey, this isn't so hard.
404
00:14:03,460 --> 00:14:04,750
Whoa!
405
00:14:04,750 --> 00:14:08,420
So, Ron, you can't touch
the red beams... Ron?
406
00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:11,250
( screams )
407
00:14:14,540 --> 00:14:16,670
Whoa! Hey!
408
00:14:27,210 --> 00:14:30,380
( sighs )
409
00:14:33,250 --> 00:14:34,290
Uh-oh.
410
00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:37,330
( alarm blaring )
411
00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:48,120
I have never been
captured that fast.
412
00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:49,460
This is almost
as embarrassing
413
00:14:49,460 --> 00:14:51,250
as cheerleading
practice, Ron.
414
00:14:51,250 --> 00:14:52,540
Embarrassing?
Perhaps.
415
00:14:52,540 --> 00:14:54,830
But it did get us inside
the bad man's lair.
416
00:14:54,830 --> 00:14:56,000
Don't mind me.
417
00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,880
I just want
to watch.
418
00:15:05,880 --> 00:15:08,170
Um, can one of you guys
give us a boost?
419
00:15:08,170 --> 00:15:09,330
( yelling )
420
00:15:09,330 --> 00:15:11,080
Kim!
421
00:15:12,920 --> 00:15:14,460
Radical.
422
00:15:14,460 --> 00:15:16,420
Back off, goons,
'cause I'm packing.
423
00:15:17,880 --> 00:15:19,040
Lip gloss?
424
00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:21,460
Uh, yes, lip gloss.
425
00:15:21,460 --> 00:15:23,580
( all laughing )
426
00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:26,750
Ron, open it
and hold your breath.
427
00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:33,920
( sniffing )
428
00:15:38,380 --> 00:15:39,790
( gasps )
429
00:15:39,790 --> 00:15:42,540
What is this stuff?
430
00:15:42,540 --> 00:15:45,750
Wade, I wish you'd stop taking
your father's dirty socks.
431
00:15:45,750 --> 00:15:47,250
Mom, I need those.
432
00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:48,620
For what?
433
00:15:48,620 --> 00:15:51,460
They're integral to my
top-secret stink formula.
434
00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:56,170
Ooh, sorry.
435
00:15:56,170 --> 00:15:59,000
No prize for second place.
436
00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:04,250
Ron, lip gloss me.
437
00:16:09,040 --> 00:16:10,830
Ew, that stinks.
438
00:16:10,830 --> 00:16:12,880
Boo-yah!
439
00:16:10,830 --> 00:16:12,880
Boo-yah!
440
00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:14,540
Nice work, boys.
441
00:16:14,540 --> 00:16:16,250
Now, where's...?
442
00:16:16,250 --> 00:16:17,420
Ah...
443
00:16:17,420 --> 00:16:19,420
my teenaged foe.
444
00:16:19,420 --> 00:16:21,420
And the buffoon.
445
00:16:21,420 --> 00:16:24,670
Well, this "buffoon"
knows your secret plan.
446
00:16:24,670 --> 00:16:26,710
You want to steal Christmas.
447
00:16:26,710 --> 00:16:28,460
Not even close.
448
00:16:28,460 --> 00:16:31,040
So this is a take-over-
the-world thing... Ron.
449
00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:33,960
Watch as this state-of-the-art
assembly line
450
00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:37,920
becomes the ultimate
robot warrior!
451
00:16:39,380 --> 00:16:41,330
Konichiwa.
452
00:16:44,580 --> 00:16:45,790
That would be so cool
453
00:16:45,790 --> 00:16:46,880
if it wasn't
going to hurt us.
454
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,580
Don't freak out, Kim.
455
00:16:50,580 --> 00:16:51,750
I'm not.
456
00:16:51,750 --> 00:16:53,170
Well, that makes
one of us.
457
00:16:56,460 --> 00:16:59,000
Wade, we're up against
a giant robot warrior.
458
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:01,420
Which used to be a robot
assembly line.
459
00:17:01,420 --> 00:17:04,620
According to these schematics,
Nakasumi-san installed
460
00:17:04,620 --> 00:17:06,120
an override module.
461
00:17:06,120 --> 00:17:07,670
Huh? Yipe!
462
00:17:07,670 --> 00:17:09,040
Konichiwa.
463
00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:11,880
( mechanical whirring )
464
00:17:15,670 --> 00:17:16,880
( evil laughter )
465
00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:24,460
Konichiwa.
466
00:17:25,710 --> 00:17:27,790
Why did she have to be
a cheerleader?
467
00:17:27,790 --> 00:17:29,380
If she was on the debate team
468
00:17:29,380 --> 00:17:31,330
I would have
vaporized her by now.
469
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,750
Konichiwa.
470
00:17:37,580 --> 00:17:39,830
She's gone.
471
00:17:39,830 --> 00:17:40,750
It's impossible!
472
00:17:40,750 --> 00:17:42,120
RON:
Actually,
it's possible.
473
00:17:42,120 --> 00:17:43,750
Kim Possible.
474
00:17:43,750 --> 00:17:45,000
But that's a common mistake.
475
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,120
Konichiwa.
476
00:17:48,710 --> 00:17:51,920
Hey, hey, I'm only
the distraction.
477
00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:56,830
Where is that override thingie?
478
00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:00,880
Get off my back.
479
00:18:02,210 --> 00:18:03,040
( grunting )
480
00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:06,580
Yes!
481
00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:11,540
Good luck, Wade.
482
00:18:14,040 --> 00:18:15,250
I'm in.
483
00:18:15,250 --> 00:18:18,000
COMPUTER:
Password required.
484
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,210
Huh? Oh, great.
485
00:18:19,210 --> 00:18:21,080
Uh,... Nakasumi?
486
00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:22,880
Access denied.
487
00:18:22,880 --> 00:18:24,120
Flying kick now!
488
00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:27,000
Konichiwa.
489
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,920
And now I'm
upside down.
490
00:18:28,920 --> 00:18:30,250
Ooh, the buffoon.
491
00:18:30,250 --> 00:18:30,920
( chattering )
492
00:18:30,920 --> 00:18:31,790
Rufus!
493
00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:40,790
What?!
494
00:18:45,790 --> 00:18:47,040
( gasps )
495
00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:49,290
You should have stuck
to baby-sitting.
496
00:18:49,290 --> 00:18:52,500
What made you think
an ordinary teenager
497
00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:54,380
could possibly defeat me?
498
00:18:54,380 --> 00:18:56,250
Uh, Z-Boy?
499
00:18:56,250 --> 00:18:58,080
Access denied.
500
00:18:58,080 --> 00:18:59,620
We do not have time for this.
501
00:18:59,620 --> 00:19:00,960
Konichiwa.
502
00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:02,750
( gasps ):
Konichiwa!
503
00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:04,880
( engine winding down )
504
00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:08,210
Score!
505
00:19:08,210 --> 00:19:08,960
Wade.
506
00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:09,790
What?
507
00:19:10,460 --> 00:19:11,830
No.
508
00:19:11,830 --> 00:19:13,040
Busted.
509
00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:14,710
Indeed.
510
00:19:17,290 --> 00:19:18,080
( grunts )
511
00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:22,920
( grunting )
512
00:19:26,250 --> 00:19:28,500
( whirring )
513
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:31,080
( screaming )
514
00:19:33,290 --> 00:19:35,330
( groaning )
515
00:19:35,330 --> 00:19:37,830
( moaning )
516
00:19:37,830 --> 00:19:39,620
( grunting )
517
00:19:39,620 --> 00:19:41,960
( yelling )
518
00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:43,710
( screaming )
519
00:19:43,710 --> 00:19:45,120
( grunting )
520
00:19:45,120 --> 00:19:46,960
Bye-bye, Kim.
521
00:19:58,880 --> 00:19:59,750
( yelling )
522
00:20:05,040 --> 00:20:07,120
( Ron yelling )
523
00:20:07,120 --> 00:20:08,670
Faster! Faster!
524
00:20:09,670 --> 00:20:11,880
( Drakken groaning )
525
00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:15,210
You think you're all that...
526
00:20:15,210 --> 00:20:17,960
but you're not!
527
00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:20,920
Kim, Drakken's in jail,
Christmas was saved.
528
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:22,380
What's the big?
529
00:20:22,380 --> 00:20:23,710
Okay, first of all
530
00:20:23,710 --> 00:20:25,670
he was not trying
to steal Christmas.
531
00:20:25,670 --> 00:20:27,040
And I got to tell you--
532
00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:29,170
Drakken was easy
compared to this.
533
00:20:29,170 --> 00:20:30,460
Reality check, Kim.
534
00:20:30,460 --> 00:20:32,380
If you can defeat
an international super freak
535
00:20:32,380 --> 00:20:33,790
you can handle Josh Manke.
536
00:20:33,790 --> 00:20:35,500
WADE:
Kim, he just left third period
537
00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:36,580
and he's headed your way.
538
00:20:36,580 --> 00:20:37,580
What?
539
00:20:37,580 --> 00:20:38,960
Subject, Manke.
540
00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:41,710
I triangulated his position
on the GPS satellite.
541
00:20:41,710 --> 00:20:43,000
He's passing the gym.
542
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,670
( gasping )
543
00:20:49,210 --> 00:20:51,580
Okay, I think you've
crossed a line here.
544
00:20:51,580 --> 00:20:52,920
I can't do it.
545
00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:54,500
Target is on the move.
546
00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:55,420
Closing in.
547
00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:55,420
( beeping )
548
00:20:55,420 --> 00:20:56,790
Four, three, two...
549
00:20:56,790 --> 00:20:58,040
( gasping )
550
00:20:58,040 --> 00:20:59,040
He's on top of you!
551
00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:00,710
Maybe I just give up.
552
00:21:00,710 --> 00:21:02,500
I repeat,
you can handle this.
553
00:21:02,500 --> 00:21:04,620
( groaning )
554
00:21:05,120 --> 00:21:06,290
( gasps )
555
00:21:06,290 --> 00:21:07,420
Hey.
556
00:21:07,420 --> 00:21:08,670
Hey.
557
00:21:08,670 --> 00:21:11,380
Um, oh... uh, I'm sorry
about the banner.
558
00:21:11,380 --> 00:21:13,500
You know, the one I tore down.
559
00:21:13,500 --> 00:21:14,540
It was kind of weak anyway.
560
00:21:14,540 --> 00:21:16,540
Oh, great! I mean, too bad.
561
00:21:16,540 --> 00:21:17,920
New one's better?
562
00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:19,040
Much.
563
00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:20,580
Uh, don't tear it down.
564
00:21:20,580 --> 00:21:22,460
Definitely not.
( chuckles )
565
00:21:22,460 --> 00:21:24,880
I guess I'll see it
at the dance, huh?
566
00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:26,670
Maybe I'll see...
you there.
567
00:21:26,670 --> 00:21:27,920
At the dance?
568
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:29,000
Sure.
569
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,460
Maybe you'll be there...
maybe with me?
570
00:21:31,460 --> 00:21:32,960
Are you, what?
571
00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:34,540
Asking me to the dance?
572
00:21:34,540 --> 00:21:35,710
I know, I know.
573
00:21:35,710 --> 00:21:38,540
I sound so random, but, yes.
Yes, I am.
574
00:21:38,540 --> 00:21:40,000
Cool.
Very.
575
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:41,620
So I'll come by
around 7:00.
576
00:21:41,620 --> 00:21:43,580
I need a ride, too.
577
00:21:43,580 --> 00:21:46,620
Uh, you could swing by
around 7:15.
578
00:21:46,620 --> 00:21:49,250
Actually, you know, my mom's
going to be hemming my pants
579
00:21:49,250 --> 00:21:51,170
so maybe like 7:30.
580
00:21:51,170 --> 00:21:53,580
♪ ...tonight our love grows ♪
581
00:21:53,580 --> 00:21:57,880
♪ I see you
and my heart just stops ♪
582
00:21:57,880 --> 00:22:00,290
♪ Just one look and I'm... ♪
583
00:22:00,290 --> 00:22:01,790
( beeping )
584
00:22:01,790 --> 00:22:02,960
( beeping stops )
585
00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:06,170
♪ I see you
and I see my world... ♪
586
00:22:06,170 --> 00:22:07,620
RON:
Help!
587
00:22:07,620 --> 00:22:09,500
Somebody let me out!
588
00:22:09,500 --> 00:22:13,000
Come on,
I'm a bon-diggity dancer.
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