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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,375 --> 00:00:11,443 [WOMAN] MY NAME IS DARCY. 2 00:00:11,445 --> 00:00:15,214 AND THIS, IS THE END. 3 00:00:15,216 --> 00:00:17,349 I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. 4 00:00:17,351 --> 00:00:19,184 SHE HAS THE CUTE GUY. 5 00:00:19,186 --> 00:00:22,121 SO LIFE MUST BE PRETTY GREAT. 6 00:00:22,123 --> 00:00:23,756 WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY SOME OF MINE? 7 00:00:23,758 --> 00:00:26,125 [WOMAN] AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 8 00:00:26,127 --> 00:00:28,193 I USED TO BELIEVE THAT. 9 00:00:32,232 --> 00:00:36,201 I USED TO THINK THAT UP UNTIL YOU FOUND YOUR SOUL MATE, 10 00:00:36,203 --> 00:00:38,637 -NOTHING WAS REALLY COMPLETE. -THIS IS TO DIE FOR. 11 00:00:38,639 --> 00:00:41,673 BUT, IT'S NOT ABOUT THE GUYS AT ALL. 12 00:00:41,675 --> 00:00:43,675 IN FACT, FUCK GUYS. 13 00:00:43,677 --> 00:00:46,678 IT'S ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS. 14 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:48,747 YOU'RE GONNA CALL ME A MAN-HATER. 15 00:00:48,749 --> 00:00:52,051 BUT THAT COULDN'T BE FURTHER FROM THE TRUTH. 16 00:00:54,754 --> 00:00:56,388 I LOVE MEN. 17 00:00:56,390 --> 00:01:00,059 IF ANYTHING, I LOVE THEM TOO MUCH. 18 00:01:02,162 --> 00:01:03,829 AND THAT'S WHAT GOT ME INTO TROUBLE. 19 00:01:03,831 --> 00:01:05,798 I REALLY WAS HAVING A GOOD TIME. 20 00:01:16,109 --> 00:01:18,310 BUT FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND, 21 00:01:18,312 --> 00:01:20,279 WE HAVE TO GO BACK TO THE BEGINNING. 22 00:02:57,177 --> 00:02:59,778 -[LAUGHTER] -[DARCY] I'VE NEVER HAD THE BEST OF LUCK WITH MEN. 23 00:02:59,780 --> 00:03:02,915 BUT, IF I'M BEING TRUTHFUL WITH MYSELF, 24 00:03:02,917 --> 00:03:05,184 THAT'S PROBABLY MY FAULT. 25 00:03:05,186 --> 00:03:08,654 I MEAN, LOOK AT ME, BRINGING FLOWERS TO MY BOYFRIEND 26 00:03:08,656 --> 00:03:10,889 ON OUR ANNIVERSARY. 27 00:03:10,891 --> 00:03:12,457 SUCKER. 28 00:03:12,459 --> 00:03:13,825 I WAS SWEET, NAIVE, 29 00:03:13,827 --> 00:03:17,496 AND MAYBE JUST A LITTLE BIT STUPID. 30 00:03:17,498 --> 00:03:18,630 THAT'S WHY IN LIFE, 31 00:03:18,632 --> 00:03:19,865 YOU NEED SOMEONE TO COME IN 32 00:03:19,867 --> 00:03:22,334 AND GIVE YOU A BIG DOSE OF REALITY. 33 00:03:22,336 --> 00:03:23,535 [DARCY SCREAMS] 34 00:03:23,537 --> 00:03:24,636 WHAT THE FUCK? 35 00:03:24,638 --> 00:03:26,405 UH, WHY AREN'T YOU AT WORK? 36 00:03:26,407 --> 00:03:27,839 WELL, THIS IS AWKWARD. 37 00:03:27,841 --> 00:03:30,275 I WAS HOPING TO BE CLOTHED WHEN I FINALLY MET YOU. 38 00:03:30,277 --> 00:03:31,743 EXCUSE ME? 39 00:03:31,745 --> 00:03:33,779 WELL, THERE'S PICTURES OF YOU IN THE LIVING ROOM, 40 00:03:33,781 --> 00:03:35,314 AND, I WAS ALMOST JEALOUS, 41 00:03:35,316 --> 00:03:37,816 BUT JEREMY EXPLAINED THAT YOU'RE HIS SISTER. 42 00:03:37,818 --> 00:03:40,986 AND YOU'RE-- YOU'RE REALLY PRETTY. 43 00:03:40,988 --> 00:03:42,554 WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON? 44 00:03:42,556 --> 00:03:46,225 -SHE'S UM-- -I'M HIS GIRLFRIEND. 45 00:03:46,227 --> 00:03:49,361 [DARCY VOICEOVER] I CAN'T BLAME HER FOR GIVING ME THE CRAZY EYES. 46 00:03:49,363 --> 00:03:50,929 I'D PROBABLY DO THE SAME THING. 47 00:03:50,931 --> 00:03:53,799 -BABY, IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE-- -BABY? 48 00:03:53,801 --> 00:03:55,934 YEAH, RIGHT? THREE MONTHS? 49 00:03:55,936 --> 00:03:57,836 HOW ABOUT THREE YEARS? 50 00:03:57,838 --> 00:04:00,606 YOU'RE NOT HIS SISTER. 51 00:04:00,608 --> 00:04:03,875 THIS IS JUST A ONE TIME THING, I DON'T-- I BARELY KNOW HER. 52 00:04:03,877 --> 00:04:05,978 I-- KATE, HONESTLY, IT WAS JUST THIS ONE TIME 53 00:04:05,980 --> 00:04:07,713 I-- IT WAS JUST ONE TIME. IT WAS A MISTAKE, 54 00:04:07,715 --> 00:04:09,381 I MADE A MISTAKE. 55 00:04:09,383 --> 00:04:11,650 WHAT, WELL, YOU COULDN'T HAVE CHOSEN SOMEBODY BETTER? 56 00:04:11,652 --> 00:04:14,353 BABY, NO ONE'S BETTER THAN YOU, RIGHT? 57 00:04:14,355 --> 00:04:18,423 -I MEAN, LOOK AT HER, SHE'S A BIT PORKY, DON'T YOU THINK? -HEY. 58 00:04:18,425 --> 00:04:20,392 -[JEREMY] WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT-- -[GLASS SMASHES] 59 00:04:20,394 --> 00:04:22,461 -[WOMAN] THIS IS SO HUMILIATING! -[DOG BARKS] 60 00:04:22,463 --> 00:04:24,696 AND THAT WAS MY FIRST THREESOME. 61 00:04:24,698 --> 00:04:28,867 ♪ SEE YOUR HEART BEAT THROUGH YOUR CHEST ♪ 62 00:04:28,869 --> 00:04:30,702 ♪ AND I FEEL LIKE I'M YOUR PREY ♪ 63 00:04:32,839 --> 00:04:36,608 ♪ YOU'VE GOT ME BY THE NECK ♪ 64 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:38,977 ♪ AND I DON'T WANNA GET AWAY... ♪ 65 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:43,749 DOES SHE KNOW YOU'RE TALKING TO ME? 66 00:04:43,751 --> 00:04:47,753 [DARCY] IN MY LIFE, NORA WAS THE BIG SISTER. 67 00:04:47,755 --> 00:04:49,521 THEATRICALLY OVER-PROTECTIVE. 68 00:04:49,523 --> 00:04:54,326 I JUST DON'T REALLY KNOW IF POLYAMOROUS IS MY THING. 69 00:04:54,328 --> 00:04:55,594 IF THAT'S THE WORD. 70 00:04:55,596 --> 00:04:57,663 UM, YEAH, I GUESS I COULD DO DINNER, 71 00:04:58,498 --> 00:05:00,866 WITH BOTH OF YOU, ON SATUR-- OW-- 72 00:05:00,868 --> 00:05:02,534 NO, WHY ARE YOU EVEN CALLING HER? 73 00:05:02,536 --> 00:05:03,935 YOU ARE NOT MAN ENOUGH FOR ONE WOMAN, 74 00:05:03,937 --> 00:05:05,537 MUCH LESS TWO, OR TWENTY, OR WHATEVER. 75 00:05:05,539 --> 00:05:06,838 WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS, "BIG LOVE"? 76 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:08,640 YOU CAN'T HAVE A MILLION GIRLFRIENDS. 77 00:05:08,642 --> 00:05:09,741 LEAVE DARCY ALONE, ALL RIGHT? 78 00:05:09,743 --> 00:05:11,009 SHE'S WAY BETTER THAN YOU. 79 00:05:11,011 --> 00:05:12,644 CONSIDER YOURSELF BLOCKED. 80 00:05:12,646 --> 00:05:14,413 BYE. 81 00:05:14,415 --> 00:05:15,447 -TRADE? -YEAH. 82 00:05:15,449 --> 00:05:17,382 OKAY. 83 00:05:17,384 --> 00:05:19,518 SERIOUSLY THOUGH, YOU SHOULD PROBABLY BLOCK HIM. 84 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:23,522 REALLY? THANK YOU. 85 00:05:23,524 --> 00:05:26,758 YOU'RE WELCOME. YOU DESERVE A LOT BETTER THAN THAT. 86 00:05:29,595 --> 00:05:31,063 REALLY? ANOTHER DUD? 87 00:05:31,065 --> 00:05:35,367 THE LAST GUY WAS LITERALLY TINDERING DURING DINNER. 88 00:05:35,369 --> 00:05:37,769 WHY CAN'T WE JUST PICK FOR HER? 89 00:05:37,771 --> 00:05:40,105 THAT'S STRIKE THREE, NORA. 90 00:05:40,107 --> 00:05:42,774 I'M GONNA HAVE TO CALL YOU BACK. 91 00:05:42,776 --> 00:05:44,576 REALLY? 'CAUSE OF THIS? 92 00:05:44,578 --> 00:05:47,346 MANAGEMENT JUST SAW THE DONUT PETITION. 93 00:05:47,348 --> 00:05:49,748 I JUST SAID THAT I THINK THERE SHOULD BE DONUTS. 94 00:05:49,750 --> 00:05:53,051 -NORA... -IT WAS DISCRIMINATORY TO HAVE BAGELS AND NOT DONUTS. 95 00:05:53,053 --> 00:05:56,355 YOU PETITIONED THE STAFF TO GET MANAGEMENT TO BUY DONUTS. 96 00:05:56,357 --> 00:05:58,657 I LIKE MY MORNING WITH FROSTING AND SPRINKLES. 97 00:05:58,659 --> 00:06:01,360 LAST MONTH, IT WAS THE AMOUNT OF CREAMER OPTIONS IN HERE, 98 00:06:01,362 --> 00:06:03,762 AND HOW MUCH TIME IS GIVEN FOR PATERNITY LEAVE. 99 00:06:03,764 --> 00:06:05,831 I'M A WOMAN OF THE PEOPLE. 100 00:06:05,833 --> 00:06:07,933 NOT ANYMORE, YOU AREN'T. 101 00:06:07,935 --> 00:06:10,502 MANAGEMENT IS CONCERNED THAT YOU AREN'T AS PASSIONATE ABOUT YOUR WORK, 102 00:06:10,504 --> 00:06:13,672 AS YOU ARE ABOUT THE BREAK ROOM SUPPLIES AND THE STAFF POLICY. 103 00:06:16,075 --> 00:06:18,643 I'M SORRY. 104 00:06:34,694 --> 00:06:36,962 HOW MANY OF THESE DO YOU THINK I CAN FIT IN MY MOUTH AT ONCE? 105 00:06:36,964 --> 00:06:38,630 READY FOR MORE? 106 00:06:38,632 --> 00:06:40,399 -PLEASE FIT THEM ALL IN THERE. -MMM, ROUND FOUR. 107 00:06:40,401 --> 00:06:41,933 [DARCY] THEN THERE WAS OLIVIA. 108 00:06:41,935 --> 00:06:44,569 SHE WAS MORE LIKE THE MATRIARCH OF THE GROUP. 109 00:06:44,571 --> 00:06:46,004 ALL RIGHT, LADIES, 110 00:06:46,006 --> 00:06:47,172 RAISE YOUR GLASSES. 111 00:06:47,174 --> 00:06:49,474 HERE'S TO A NEW CHAPTER. 112 00:06:49,476 --> 00:06:51,042 -CHEERS. -CHEERS. 113 00:06:51,044 --> 00:06:53,145 SHE CLAIMED TO KNOW WHAT WAS BEST. 114 00:06:53,147 --> 00:06:55,614 AND SHE WAS USUALLY RIGHT. 115 00:06:55,616 --> 00:06:58,450 HOW ABOUT MORE ABOUT HOW YOU'RE A METROSEXUAL, 'CAUSE HE'S DEFINITELY METRO. 116 00:06:58,452 --> 00:07:00,519 [DARCY] SHE SEEMED TO HAVE THE PERFECT LIFE. 117 00:07:00,521 --> 00:07:02,988 COMPLETE WITH FRIENDS JUST LIKE HER. 118 00:07:02,990 --> 00:07:04,656 -YOU CALLED HIM OUT. -YOU REVEALED ONE OF YOUR SECRETS. 119 00:07:04,658 --> 00:07:07,626 I'M JUST TELLING YOU, I'M NOT GONNA DRIVE, 120 00:07:07,628 --> 00:07:09,060 -HE'S DRIVING. -OH. 121 00:07:09,062 --> 00:07:11,530 -THIS WAS AMAZING. -IT WAS. 122 00:07:11,532 --> 00:07:14,199 -THANK YOU SO MUCH, YOU GUYS, FOR HAVING US. -ANYTIME. 123 00:07:14,201 --> 00:07:16,668 -NEXT TIME IT'S AT OUR PLACE, OKAY? -OKAY. 124 00:07:16,670 --> 00:07:17,936 NO, IT WAS A PLEASURE. 125 00:07:17,938 --> 00:07:19,438 WE DON'T SEE YOU GUYS OFTEN ENOUGH. 126 00:07:19,440 --> 00:07:23,074 YOU GUYS ARE SO PRECIOUS. 127 00:07:23,076 --> 00:07:25,010 HEY, WHEN ARE WE GONNA GO GOLFING AGAIN? 128 00:07:25,012 --> 00:07:27,045 -MEGAN JUST BOUGHT ME A NEW DRIVER. -I'LL CALL YOU. 129 00:07:27,047 --> 00:07:29,548 AND WE'RE GONNA HAVE LUNCH WHILE THESE GUYS ARE OUT. 130 00:07:29,550 --> 00:07:30,849 -YOU AND ME. -I'D LIKE THAT. 131 00:07:30,851 --> 00:07:32,551 -AW. -TAKE CARE. 132 00:07:32,553 --> 00:07:33,885 -TAKE CARE, YOU GUYS, SEE YOU. -BYE, THANKS AGAIN. 133 00:07:33,887 --> 00:07:35,620 DRIVE SAFELY. 134 00:07:37,623 --> 00:07:40,091 THEY'RE SO CUTE. 135 00:07:40,093 --> 00:07:41,092 HE'S SO NICE, ISN'T HE? 136 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:43,662 HE IS. 137 00:07:43,664 --> 00:07:44,896 BABE, CAN YOU POUR ME A DRINK? 138 00:07:44,898 --> 00:07:46,498 ARE YOU SURE YOU NEED ANOTHER ONE? 139 00:07:46,500 --> 00:07:48,800 PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME ASK AGAIN. 140 00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:50,569 I'M JUST SAYING, I DON'T THINK YOU NEED ANOTHER DRINK. 141 00:07:50,571 --> 00:07:52,671 THERE YOU GO, THINKING AGAIN. 142 00:07:55,575 --> 00:07:56,675 ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME? 143 00:07:59,111 --> 00:08:02,747 LOOK AT ME WHEN I TALK TO YOU. 144 00:08:02,749 --> 00:08:05,083 WIPE THAT LOOK OFF YOUR FACE, OR I'LL DO IT FOR YOU. 145 00:08:05,085 --> 00:08:07,886 I'M NOT GONNA DO THIS WITH YOU AGAIN. 146 00:08:07,888 --> 00:08:10,755 OKAY? 147 00:08:20,733 --> 00:08:24,102 [DARCY] BUT WE ALL HAVE OUR SECRETS. 148 00:08:24,104 --> 00:08:26,171 [SNIFFLES] 149 00:08:29,575 --> 00:08:30,976 [SNIFFLES] [SIGHS] 150 00:08:30,978 --> 00:08:34,212 AND BACK TO THE PARENTS' HOUSE, AGAIN. 151 00:08:34,214 --> 00:08:37,182 THE SECRET'S OUT. 152 00:08:37,184 --> 00:08:38,583 [CHATTERING] 153 00:08:38,585 --> 00:08:42,687 -[GIGGLING] -THANKS. 154 00:08:42,689 --> 00:08:44,856 [SINGS] I WISH I WAS JUST VISITING. 155 00:08:44,858 --> 00:08:46,691 OW. 156 00:08:46,693 --> 00:08:48,793 -LET'S GO HUSTLE. -ALL RIGHT. 157 00:08:48,795 --> 00:08:50,295 HURRY, HURRY. 158 00:08:52,265 --> 00:08:55,267 [CHUCKLES] GOT MILK. 159 00:08:55,269 --> 00:08:57,302 -[LAUGHTER] -DELETE THAT, RIGHT NOW. 160 00:08:57,304 --> 00:08:58,770 [DARCY] WE WERE A FAMILY. 161 00:08:58,772 --> 00:09:00,005 OH MY GOD, YOU GUYS. DO YOU REMEMBER? 162 00:09:00,007 --> 00:09:01,239 MY GRILL? 163 00:09:01,241 --> 00:09:03,308 THEY CALLED ME "METALMOUTH" FOR YEARS. 164 00:09:03,310 --> 00:09:04,876 HERE'S OLIVIA. 165 00:09:04,878 --> 00:09:06,745 SOPHISTICATED, PERSONIFIED. 166 00:09:06,747 --> 00:09:09,281 -AW. -NOT HERE. 167 00:09:09,283 --> 00:09:11,616 WE PUT OUR FRIENDSHIP ABOVE EVERYTHING. 168 00:09:11,618 --> 00:09:13,018 INCLUDING OUR LOVE LIVES. 169 00:09:13,020 --> 00:09:15,220 IS THAT ANDY IN THE BACKGROUND? 170 00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:17,155 OOH. 171 00:09:17,157 --> 00:09:18,757 THAT'S DEFINITELY HIM. 172 00:09:18,759 --> 00:09:19,958 THAT WAS THE YEAR BEFORE WE MET YOU. 173 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:21,693 BEFORE ANDY BECAME A SHIT STAIN. 174 00:09:21,695 --> 00:09:22,928 -DO YOU REMEMBER THAT DAY? -NO. 175 00:09:22,930 --> 00:09:25,096 I WAS SO MORTIFIED. 176 00:09:25,098 --> 00:09:26,765 I CAN'T BELIEVE ANYONE BELIEVED THAT RUMOR, ANYWAYS. 177 00:09:26,767 --> 00:09:28,667 LIKE I'D MAKE ANIMAL NOISES DURING SEX. 178 00:09:28,669 --> 00:09:30,168 HE WAS OBVIOUSLY LYING. 179 00:09:30,170 --> 00:09:32,137 THAT TAKES MORE COORDINATION THAN YOU HAVE. 180 00:09:32,139 --> 00:09:33,805 TRUE, TRUE, ALL OF THE BREATHING, 181 00:09:33,807 --> 00:09:36,841 AND THE MOVEMENT, AND THE BARNYARD NOISES. 182 00:09:36,843 --> 00:09:38,743 WATCH OUT, OR YOU WILL WAKE UP NAKED, TIED TO A PORCH, 183 00:09:38,745 --> 00:09:40,078 LIKE DEAR OLD ANDY. 184 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:42,147 HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE A WOMAN SCORNED. 185 00:09:42,149 --> 00:09:43,815 COCKSUCKER DESERVED IT. 186 00:09:43,817 --> 00:09:45,150 MMM-HMM. 187 00:09:45,152 --> 00:09:46,618 [KNOCKING] 188 00:09:46,620 --> 00:09:48,720 [MAN SHOUTING] OLIVIA! 189 00:09:48,722 --> 00:09:52,290 SPEAKING OF COCKSUCKERS. 190 00:09:52,292 --> 00:09:53,925 HERE'S JOHNNY. 191 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:59,864 [ADAM] OLIVIA! OPEN THE DOOR! 192 00:10:01,233 --> 00:10:02,968 [BANGING] 193 00:10:02,970 --> 00:10:04,970 OLIVIA! 194 00:10:28,661 --> 00:10:30,128 COME ON BABY, LET ME IN. 195 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:35,000 I CALLED THE COPS, THEY'RE ALREADY ON THEIR WAY. 196 00:10:35,002 --> 00:10:36,868 FUCK! 197 00:10:38,404 --> 00:10:42,107 JUST SIGN THE DIVORCE PAPERS! 198 00:10:49,081 --> 00:10:52,250 ♪ LOVERS IN THE DUST... ♪ 199 00:10:57,823 --> 00:10:59,924 OH MY GOD, SHE'S GONNA KILL YOU. 200 00:10:59,926 --> 00:11:02,861 WHY? SHE'S OFFICIALLY THE WORLD'S MOST DESIRABLE BACHELORETTE NOW. 201 00:11:02,863 --> 00:11:05,430 -HIKING? SHE DOESN'T HIKE. -OKAY, BUT MEN LOVE IT. 202 00:11:05,432 --> 00:11:07,098 IT'S ALL ABOUT THE WORKOUT PANTS. 203 00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:08,833 SHE'S NOT GONNA GO FOR THIS. 204 00:11:08,835 --> 00:11:10,935 THIS IS AN INTERVENTION. SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO LIKE IT. 205 00:11:10,937 --> 00:11:12,671 YOU'RE GONNA HELP HER MEET HER MATE. 206 00:11:12,673 --> 00:11:15,273 WHO IS MEETING THEIR MATE? 207 00:11:15,275 --> 00:11:17,108 YEAH, "NOBABIES" DATING SITE. 208 00:11:17,110 --> 00:11:18,376 IS THAT ACTUALLY A SITE? 209 00:11:18,378 --> 00:11:20,145 YOU'RE ALREADY ONLINE DATING. 210 00:11:20,147 --> 00:11:21,846 YEAH, WE'RE JUST HELPING THE PROCESS. 211 00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:23,415 YEAH, SHUT IT DOWN. 212 00:11:23,417 --> 00:11:24,849 REALLY? 213 00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:26,951 I HAVE PIGTAILS IN MY PROFILE PICTURE. 214 00:11:26,953 --> 00:11:29,421 BUT BLAIR101 LIKES THEM. 215 00:11:32,858 --> 00:11:35,060 HE'S A LITTLE CUTE, OKAY. 216 00:11:35,062 --> 00:11:37,929 AS A MATTER OF FACT, HE'S QUITE ATTRACTIVE. 217 00:11:37,931 --> 00:11:40,098 HE'S ON AN ONLINE DATING SITE. 218 00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:43,334 THAT'S NEVER STOPPED YOU BEFORE. 219 00:11:43,336 --> 00:11:46,271 FINE, WHATEVER. SET IT UP. 220 00:11:46,273 --> 00:11:47,939 [GASPS] YES! 221 00:11:47,941 --> 00:11:50,341 -YUP. -NO HIKING DATES. 222 00:11:52,778 --> 00:11:55,447 -[WATER RUNNING] -[CHATTERING] 223 00:11:59,819 --> 00:12:02,353 -SO, IT'S OFFICIAL? -YEP. 224 00:12:02,355 --> 00:12:04,856 UH, TECHNICALLY IT HAS TO GO THROUGH THE SYSTEM FIRST, 225 00:12:04,858 --> 00:12:06,825 BUT I AM ON MY WAY TO BEING A DIVORCÉE. 226 00:12:07,860 --> 00:12:09,127 MMM! 227 00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:10,361 MMM! 228 00:12:11,797 --> 00:12:15,500 -HERE'S TO FREEDOM. -TO FREEDOM. 229 00:12:15,502 --> 00:12:19,204 MMM! SPEAKING OF MEN, HOW WAS YOUR DATE LAST NIGHT? 230 00:12:19,206 --> 00:12:20,939 [GASPS] YES, HOW WAS IT? 231 00:12:20,941 --> 00:12:22,874 WAS HE AS CUTE AS HIS PICTURES ONLINE? 232 00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:25,043 ARE YOU REFERRING TO THE ADONIS THAT YOU SET ME UP WITH? 233 00:12:25,045 --> 00:12:27,011 YOU COULD HAVE PREPARED ME. 234 00:12:27,013 --> 00:12:29,047 I MEAN, YOU CAN'T TRANSITION ME FROM GEEKS TO GODS 235 00:12:29,049 --> 00:12:30,248 OVERNIGHT. 236 00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:32,851 [GIGGLES] SO HOW DID OUR MAN DO? 237 00:12:32,853 --> 00:12:34,119 HE SEEMS GREAT. 238 00:12:34,121 --> 00:12:36,020 I DON'T REALLY KNOW HIM, BUT, 239 00:12:36,022 --> 00:12:37,322 HE SEEMS SWEET SO FAR. 240 00:12:37,324 --> 00:12:39,190 [BOTH] MMM! YES! 241 00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:40,391 YOU SEE, ALL YOU NEEDED 242 00:12:40,393 --> 00:12:42,193 WAS NORA'S MATCHMAKING SERVICES. 243 00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:44,496 [GASPS] MAYBE I'LL SET YOU UP NEXT. 244 00:12:44,498 --> 00:12:47,499 NO. FOCUS ON ONE COUPLE AT A TIME, CUPID. 245 00:12:47,501 --> 00:12:50,435 -MMM. -DON'T, WE JUST STARTED DATING. 246 00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:53,238 YOU LOVE HIM. YOU LOVE HIM. 247 00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:55,940 OKAY, LET'S NOT PAT OURSELVES ON THE BACK PREMATURELY. 248 00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:58,343 -LOVE. -PLEASE, STOP. 249 00:12:58,345 --> 00:12:59,811 ALL RIGHT, NORA, YOU'RE ALL DONE. 250 00:12:59,813 --> 00:13:01,045 -I'LL SEE YOU UP FRONT. -THANK YOU. 251 00:13:01,047 --> 00:13:03,448 -YOU'RE GOOD TO GO. -THANK YOU. 252 00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:06,117 ♪ DARCY AND BLAIR, SITTING IN A TREE... ♪ 253 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:08,419 -[BOTH] ♪ K-I-S-S-I-N-G ♪ -THIS IS CRUEL. 254 00:13:08,421 --> 00:13:10,989 FIRST COMES LOVE, THEN COMES MARRIAGE, 255 00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:13,158 -THEN COMES-- -[LAUGHING] 256 00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:14,826 OKAY, LADIES, I HAVE TO GO TO WORK, NOW. 257 00:13:14,828 --> 00:13:16,261 OH, CRAP, ME TOO. 258 00:13:16,263 --> 00:13:21,199 -RIGHT, ME THREE. -LOVE YOU. 259 00:13:23,035 --> 00:13:25,170 [DARCY] YOU'RE GONNA ROLL WITH THAT? OKAY. 260 00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:28,973 UM, COLD. 261 00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:34,179 -NO REPETITION. -OH, DAMN, PARK. 262 00:13:34,181 --> 00:13:37,982 -DARCY. -OH, WOW. YOU'RE SO SMOOTH. 263 00:13:37,984 --> 00:13:39,250 THAT'S SO SWEET. 264 00:13:39,252 --> 00:13:40,819 THAT'S WHY THEY CALL ME, "JAMBA JUICE." 265 00:13:40,821 --> 00:13:45,023 [LAUGHS] OH. 266 00:13:45,025 --> 00:13:49,093 -WHAT'S THIS? -THAT'S MY BUMPER STICKER. 267 00:13:49,095 --> 00:13:51,296 -YOUR BUMPER STICKER? -YEAH, MY EX WASN'T REALLY A FAN. 268 00:13:51,298 --> 00:13:52,530 HE KINDA SAID IT WAS LIKE 269 00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:54,199 PUTTING A BUMPER STICKER ON A BENTLEY. 270 00:13:54,201 --> 00:13:57,468 A BENTLEY? WELL, AT LEAST THAT'S FLATTERING. 271 00:13:57,470 --> 00:14:00,038 YEAH, I GUESS, IF YOU LIKE GAS-GUZZLING, STATUS SYMBOLS, 272 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:01,239 THEN, SURE, WHY NOT? 273 00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:03,842 SOMEBODY IS A SPITFIRE TODAY. 274 00:14:03,844 --> 00:14:05,043 WELL, MAYBE SO. 275 00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:07,979 -SO, WHAT'S YOUR DEAL? -MY DEAL? 276 00:14:07,981 --> 00:14:12,050 MM-HMM. YEAH, YOU'RE ON A DATING SITE. WHY? 277 00:14:12,052 --> 00:14:14,118 I COULD ASK YOU THE SAME QUESTION. 278 00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:16,554 AVOIDANCE, THAT'S FINE. 279 00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:19,290 OKAY. NO PARTICULAR REASON. 280 00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:23,261 I JUST HAVEN'T FOUND WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR. 281 00:14:23,263 --> 00:14:27,866 I WANT THE KIND OF RELATIONSHIP THAT MY PARENTS HAVE. 282 00:14:27,868 --> 00:14:30,368 AND UP UNTIL NOW, I DIDN'T THINK I COULD FIND THAT WITH ANYONE. 283 00:14:34,974 --> 00:14:37,108 OKAY, NO. NO. OKAY, THAT'S LIKE THE WORST THING 284 00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:39,010 THAT YOU COULD DO TO A PHOTOGRAPHER. 285 00:14:39,012 --> 00:14:41,279 YOU KNOW WHAT? I COULD GET USED TO BEING AROUND YOU. 286 00:14:41,281 --> 00:14:43,214 YOU'RE KIND OF SPECIAL. 287 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:45,350 LIKE THIS KIND OF SPECIAL? 288 00:14:45,352 --> 00:14:47,085 I THINK THAT IS A REALLY GOOD LOOK FOR YOU. 289 00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:48,152 YOU SHOULD START DOING THAT MORE OFTEN. 290 00:14:48,154 --> 00:14:49,520 THANK YOU. YOU KNOW WHAT? 291 00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:52,223 MY NORMAL FACE DOESN'T ALWAYS WORK FOR ME. 292 00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:54,926 I THINK IT'S PRETTY GREAT. 293 00:14:58,631 --> 00:15:02,166 DO YOU WANT TO GO BACK INSIDE? 294 00:15:06,372 --> 00:15:08,907 OKAY. 295 00:15:18,350 --> 00:15:21,052 [BOTH CHUCKLING] 296 00:15:23,155 --> 00:15:25,690 BIENVENUE Á LA MAISON DE BLAIR. 297 00:15:25,692 --> 00:15:27,125 BLESS YOU. 298 00:15:27,127 --> 00:15:29,327 IT MEANS WELCOME TO THE HOUSE OF BLAIR. 299 00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:31,930 [IN FRENCH ACCENT] THIS IS MY CASBAH. 300 00:15:31,932 --> 00:15:33,598 -[CLATTERING] -[SCOFFS] 301 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:36,668 I BLAME YOU FOR THE GENERAL CLUMSINESS. 302 00:15:36,670 --> 00:15:39,137 [BLAIR] MOI? NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 303 00:15:44,977 --> 00:15:46,945 -WHY? -'CAUSE YOU MAKE ME NERVOUS. 304 00:16:09,501 --> 00:16:11,369 COME ON, LET'S GO. 305 00:16:11,371 --> 00:16:14,205 [PANTING] 306 00:16:14,207 --> 00:16:16,074 SLAVE DRIVER. 307 00:16:19,578 --> 00:16:22,413 [CHUCKLING] 308 00:16:25,217 --> 00:16:28,753 [PANTING] OKAY, YOU'RE GONNA HIT THE PULL-UP BARS 309 00:16:28,755 --> 00:16:30,254 I'M GONNA GRAB US SOME WATERS. 310 00:16:30,256 --> 00:16:32,357 -AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN. -ALL RIGHT. 311 00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:34,425 I HATE PULL-UPS. 312 00:16:37,296 --> 00:16:39,464 OH MY GOD! CAN I PET HIM? 313 00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:43,401 -SURE. -HI, CORGI. 314 00:16:43,403 --> 00:16:45,069 -THIS IS NUGGET. -OH, I LOVE CORGIS. 315 00:16:45,071 --> 00:16:47,238 I FOLLOW, LIKE, 60 ON INSTAGRAM. 316 00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:49,307 -OH, REALLY? -YOU SHOULD GET ONE. 317 00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:54,245 MAYBE SOMEDAY. 318 00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:55,546 YOUR DOG IS AWESOME. THANK YOU. 319 00:16:55,548 --> 00:16:57,048 -NICE. COME ON, BUDDY. -BYE. 320 00:16:57,050 --> 00:16:58,549 HAVE A NICE DAY. 321 00:17:05,290 --> 00:17:07,392 I THOUGHT YOU WERE GETTING THE WATERS. 322 00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:11,095 WELL, I DIDN'T WANT TO INTERRUPT YOU GUYS, YOU KNOW. 323 00:17:11,097 --> 00:17:12,563 INTERRUPT WHAT? I WAS JUST PETTING A DOG. 324 00:17:15,534 --> 00:17:20,338 ARE YOU KIDDING? IS THIS LIKE, A JEALOUS JOKE? 325 00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:24,675 YEAH. GOTCHA. 326 00:17:24,677 --> 00:17:25,676 [LAUGHS] 327 00:17:25,678 --> 00:17:27,211 I LOVE YOU. 328 00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:29,514 YEAH. I'M A LITTLE SWEATY THOUGH, SO... 329 00:17:29,516 --> 00:17:31,449 RIGHT. 330 00:17:35,454 --> 00:17:37,221 YOU KNOW, NORA? [CHUCKLES] 331 00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:38,656 WE LIVE TOGETHER, RIGHT? 332 00:17:38,658 --> 00:17:40,658 SO, MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE FLIRTING 333 00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:43,094 WITH ALL THESE OTHER GUYS ALL THE TIME. 334 00:17:43,096 --> 00:17:47,331 -GOT IT? -OKAY. 335 00:17:58,143 --> 00:18:00,778 [BOTH PANTING] 336 00:18:10,155 --> 00:18:12,323 WELL, THAT WASN'T PART OF THE GAME PLAN. 337 00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:16,861 I'M NOT COMPLAINING. 338 00:18:28,874 --> 00:18:31,843 LEAVING SO SOON? I FEEL USED. 339 00:18:31,845 --> 00:18:34,412 AREN'T WE NEEDY? I'M JUST GOING TO THE BATHROOM. 340 00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:36,114 WELL, THEN YOU WON'T NEED THIS. 341 00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:38,116 MAYBE I'M SHY? 342 00:18:38,118 --> 00:18:40,718 YOU WEREN'T SO SHY FIVE MINUTES AGO. 343 00:18:47,426 --> 00:18:50,394 DON'T RUN INTO ANYTHING. 344 00:18:59,505 --> 00:19:01,239 EXCUSE ME, HAVING AN EMERGENCY? 345 00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:03,808 SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 346 00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:07,745 HELLO, TO YOU, TOO. MISS ME ALREADY? 347 00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:10,148 MMM, I CAN'T. 348 00:19:11,850 --> 00:19:13,784 OKAY, I CAN'T. I CAN'T. 349 00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:16,420 [DARCY] I CAN'T. 350 00:19:16,422 --> 00:19:18,556 OKAY, YOU BROKE THE BOX, SERIOUSLY. 351 00:19:18,558 --> 00:19:20,892 JUST GO WITH IT. IT'S A FANTASY. 352 00:19:20,894 --> 00:19:22,493 IT'S NOT MINE. STOP. 353 00:19:23,896 --> 00:19:26,664 BLAIR, STOP! 354 00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:29,901 STOP. [CRYING] STOP. 355 00:19:29,903 --> 00:19:36,674 STOP, STOP. STOP, STOP, PLEASE STOP. 356 00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:42,280 [CRYING] 357 00:19:58,230 --> 00:19:59,263 [ELECTRONIC VOICE] 12 NEW MESSAGES. 358 00:19:59,265 --> 00:20:00,531 [MACHINE BEEPS] 359 00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:02,333 [WOMAN'S VOICE] HI, SWEETIE. IT'S MOM. 360 00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:04,669 SPAIN IS AMAZING, MAYBE WE'LL STAY. 361 00:20:04,671 --> 00:20:07,305 SO, HOW'S THE APARTMENT HUNT GOING? 362 00:20:07,307 --> 00:20:09,907 CALL US AND LET US KNOW HOW YOU'RE DOING, OKAY? 363 00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:12,977 ENJOY THE HOUSE. DON'T GET TOO COMFY. 364 00:20:12,979 --> 00:20:15,613 [MACHINE BEEPS] 365 00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:17,815 [ADAM'S VOICE] BABY, WHERE ARE YOU? 366 00:20:17,817 --> 00:20:20,351 -[MACHINE BEEPS] -[ADAM] OLIVIA, YOU GOT A FUCKING RESTRAINING ORDER. 367 00:20:20,353 --> 00:20:22,353 -[BEEPS] -[ADAM] YOU BITCH! 368 00:20:22,355 --> 00:20:24,322 [BEEPING] 369 00:20:24,324 --> 00:20:25,590 [MACHINE BEEPS] 370 00:20:25,592 --> 00:20:28,359 ALL YOUR MESSAGES HAVE BEEN ERASED. 371 00:20:43,375 --> 00:20:45,743 YEAH, HI. I NEED TO REPORT A BREAK-IN. 372 00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:50,881 [EXHALES, SIGHS] 373 00:20:50,883 --> 00:20:52,984 JESUS. 374 00:20:52,986 --> 00:20:57,555 F-- FUCK! 375 00:20:57,557 --> 00:20:58,889 WHAT'S WRONG? 376 00:20:58,891 --> 00:21:00,992 YOUR SHIT IS LITERALLY EVERYWHERE, OKAY? 377 00:21:00,994 --> 00:21:03,628 I CAN'T EVEN TAKE A FUCKING PISS WITHOUT TRIPPING OVER YOUR STUFF. 378 00:21:03,630 --> 00:21:05,029 I WAS LOOKING FOR SOMETHING. 379 00:21:05,031 --> 00:21:07,632 HOW MANY NAIL POLISHES DO YOU ACTUALLY NEED? 380 00:21:07,634 --> 00:21:09,634 AS MANY AS I WANT. THAT'S MY STUFF. STOP. 381 00:21:09,636 --> 00:21:12,870 OH, IT'S YOUR STUFF? WELL, IT'S MY HOUSE. 382 00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:14,972 -FINALLY, YOU SAID IT. -YEAH, YEAH. I SAID IT. 383 00:21:14,974 --> 00:21:16,607 IT'S MY HOUSE. 384 00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:17,842 AND YOU'RE JUST-- YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING GUEST. 385 00:21:17,844 --> 00:21:19,610 [COW MOOING RINGTONE PLAYS] 386 00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:23,781 HELLO? ARE YOU OKAY? 387 00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:27,752 YEAH, I CAN DO THAT. 388 00:21:27,754 --> 00:21:30,655 -CAN WE JUST CONTINUE THIS-- -YEAH, LATER. 389 00:21:30,657 --> 00:21:35,026 -OKAY, OKAY. -I STILL NEED TO PISS. 390 00:21:35,028 --> 00:21:37,428 OKAY, I'LL BE RIGHT THERE. 391 00:21:37,430 --> 00:21:38,729 -JUST-- -UGH, GOD. 392 00:21:44,503 --> 00:21:48,606 ♪ I CAN FEEL IT COMIN' AROUND AGAIN ♪ 393 00:21:48,608 --> 00:21:51,842 ♪ CREEPIN' AROUND THE BEND ♪ 394 00:21:51,844 --> 00:21:55,379 ♪ THINKIN' I WAS SCOT-FREE IT WAS LOOKIN' FOR ME ♪ 395 00:21:55,381 --> 00:21:58,783 ♪ DON'T LET NOBODY IN ♪ 396 00:21:58,785 --> 00:22:00,751 ♪ GO DOWN LIKE THAT AGAIN... ♪ 397 00:22:07,559 --> 00:22:08,926 WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? 398 00:22:08,928 --> 00:22:09,994 HE WAS HERE. 399 00:22:09,996 --> 00:22:10,995 IN THIS HOUSE. 400 00:22:10,997 --> 00:22:12,563 IN MY PARENTS' HOUSE. 401 00:22:12,565 --> 00:22:14,799 UGH, CREEPY. GOOD THING THEY'RE NOT HERE. 402 00:22:14,801 --> 00:22:16,400 HE DIDN'T KNOW THAT. 403 00:22:16,402 --> 00:22:17,702 I CAME HOME, 404 00:22:17,704 --> 00:22:19,870 AND THIS WAS OPEN TO OUR WEDDING DAY, 405 00:22:19,872 --> 00:22:21,772 HE BURNED A CIGARETTE IN MY FACE. 406 00:22:21,774 --> 00:22:24,408 I'M GONNA STAY HERE WITH YOU TONIGHT. 407 00:22:24,410 --> 00:22:27,378 -YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT-- -NO, THINGS ARE REALLY ROUGH WITH RYAN AND I RIGHT NOW. 408 00:22:27,380 --> 00:22:28,913 IS IT OKAY IF I SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU? 409 00:22:30,849 --> 00:22:34,452 LIKE OLD TIMES. 410 00:22:34,454 --> 00:22:36,053 YEAH. 411 00:22:45,697 --> 00:22:49,133 -COFFEE! OOP. -[GIGGLES] 412 00:22:49,135 --> 00:22:50,134 HOW'D YOU SLEEP? 413 00:22:50,136 --> 00:22:51,469 OKAY. YOU? 414 00:22:51,471 --> 00:22:53,537 UM, AMAZING. 415 00:22:53,539 --> 00:22:55,439 I'M PRETTY MUCH JUST GONNA HIDE YOUR MOM SOMEWHERE IN YOUR BACKYARD, 416 00:22:55,441 --> 00:22:57,141 AND LIVE IN HER PAJAMAS FOREVER. 417 00:22:57,143 --> 00:22:58,943 -[LAUGHS] -YOUR DAD WON'T NOTICE. 418 00:22:58,945 --> 00:23:01,612 I HAVE 17 MESSAGES FROM ADAM. 419 00:23:01,614 --> 00:23:03,814 HMM. ONLY 17 TODAY. 420 00:23:03,816 --> 00:23:05,816 YEAH, BUT STILL NOTHING FROM DARCY. 421 00:23:05,818 --> 00:23:08,152 SHE DID GO ON THAT DATE WITH MR. WONDERFUL YESTERDAY. 422 00:23:08,154 --> 00:23:09,887 MAYBE IT'S ONE OF THOSE DATES THAT NEVER ENDS. 423 00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:11,555 TRUE, BUT THERE'S SOMETHING OFF ABOUT IT. 424 00:23:11,557 --> 00:23:12,857 I DON'T KNOW, I'M GETTING WORRIED. 425 00:23:12,859 --> 00:23:14,425 DON'T. WORRYING CREATES THOSE FROWN LINES, 426 00:23:14,427 --> 00:23:16,727 AND YOU DO NOT WANT THOSE. 427 00:23:16,729 --> 00:23:18,529 OH MY GOD, I'M GONNA BE LATE FOR WORK, 428 00:23:18,531 --> 00:23:20,131 I HAVE TO GET READY. 429 00:23:20,133 --> 00:23:22,633 -OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR STAYING, I LOVE YOU. -LOVE YOU. 430 00:23:22,635 --> 00:23:24,735 -LET ME KNOW IF YOU HEAR FROM DARCY, OKAY? -OKAY. 431 00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:26,137 THANK YOU. 432 00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:30,541 CLEARLY, I WILL NOT BE APPLYING TO BE A BARISTA. 433 00:23:43,688 --> 00:23:45,923 STAFF MEETING'S IN FIVE. ARE YOU COMING? 434 00:23:48,527 --> 00:23:51,495 OH. YOUR DIVORCE PAPERS CAME. 435 00:23:51,497 --> 00:23:53,964 IT WOULD APPEAR SO. 436 00:23:53,966 --> 00:23:57,568 DON'T WORRY. MARRIAGE IS AN ANTIQUATED INSTITUTION, ANYWAY. 437 00:23:57,570 --> 00:24:00,037 EXCUSE ME? 438 00:24:00,039 --> 00:24:01,572 YOU'RE A PERSON, NOT CHATTEL. 439 00:24:01,574 --> 00:24:04,708 YOU'RE NOT MEANT TO BE OWNED. 440 00:24:04,710 --> 00:24:07,545 -HOW OLD IS ADAM? -35. 441 00:24:07,547 --> 00:24:08,946 [GROANS] WAY TOO OLD. 442 00:24:08,948 --> 00:24:11,015 THE WORLD IS FULL OF GORGEOUS YOUNG MEN 443 00:24:11,017 --> 00:24:13,918 WHO ARE VERY EAGER TO PLEASE. 444 00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:15,019 REALLY? 445 00:24:15,021 --> 00:24:16,754 LOOK AT YOU, YOU'RE GORGEOUS. 446 00:24:16,756 --> 00:24:18,522 YOU DESERVE TO BE WORSHIPPED. 447 00:24:18,524 --> 00:24:20,825 I DON'T KNOW, I JUST-- 448 00:24:20,827 --> 00:24:23,627 LET ME SHOW YOU JAVIER, MY CUB. 449 00:24:23,629 --> 00:24:26,697 HE'S 26. 450 00:24:26,699 --> 00:24:29,600 WHEN HE ROLLS HIS "R's," YOU CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE IT. 451 00:24:29,602 --> 00:24:31,101 IT SOUNDS LIKE HE'S PURRING. 452 00:24:32,604 --> 00:24:34,071 NOT THAT ONE,. 453 00:24:34,073 --> 00:24:37,041 NOT THAT ONE, EITHER. 454 00:24:42,547 --> 00:24:45,115 ♪ OH, UH, OH ♪ 455 00:24:46,551 --> 00:24:48,185 ♪ OH, UH, OH ♪ 456 00:25:11,142 --> 00:25:13,577 THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE. 457 00:25:13,579 --> 00:25:16,180 HEY, YOU. 458 00:25:16,182 --> 00:25:18,582 SHIT. 459 00:25:18,584 --> 00:25:21,719 -ARE YOU READY? -OH, I'M SO SORRY. 460 00:25:21,721 --> 00:25:24,121 -YOU'RE KIDDING ME. -OH, I COMPLETELY FORGOT. 461 00:25:24,123 --> 00:25:27,691 I-- I SET THIS INTERVIEW UP FOR YOU LIKE A MONTH AGO. 462 00:25:27,693 --> 00:25:29,593 OKAY, WE'VE GOT LIKE, 5 MINUTES. 463 00:25:29,595 --> 00:25:31,262 I'M HONESTLY NOT EVEN CLOSE TO BEING READY. 464 00:25:31,264 --> 00:25:33,731 I DON'T HAVE MY RESUME, WE DON'T EVEN HAVE PAPER TO PRINT IT ON. 465 00:25:33,733 --> 00:25:35,799 OKAY, SO, SO WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO TELL THEM? 466 00:25:35,801 --> 00:25:37,968 OKAY, BECAUSE THIS WAS A FAVOR FOR ME. 467 00:25:37,970 --> 00:25:39,803 TELL THEM I CAME DOWN WITH SOMETHING. 468 00:25:39,805 --> 00:25:41,972 WITH THIS MUCH NOTICE? 469 00:25:41,974 --> 00:25:44,808 FOOD POISONING? 470 00:25:47,746 --> 00:25:50,180 DID YOU JUST GET YOUR HAIR DONE? 471 00:25:50,182 --> 00:25:54,151 -YOU NOTICED. -NO, NO, NO. DON'T. 472 00:25:54,153 --> 00:25:58,889 LOOK, I PUT MY ASS ON THE LINE FOR YOU, ALL RIGHT? 473 00:25:58,891 --> 00:26:01,625 WITH A CLIENT OF MINE, SO THAT YOU COULD GET AN INTERVIEW, 474 00:26:01,627 --> 00:26:04,228 AND YOU FORGET, BECAUSE YOU'RE GETTING YOUR HAIR DONE. 475 00:26:04,230 --> 00:26:06,163 UGH! HEY. 476 00:26:06,165 --> 00:26:08,332 DON'T BE ANGRY. 477 00:26:08,334 --> 00:26:11,101 I'M NOT ANGRY, ALL RIGHT, I'M-- I'M JUST-- 478 00:26:11,103 --> 00:26:13,604 I'M DISAPPOINTED. 479 00:26:20,145 --> 00:26:22,780 [DOOR OPENS, SHUTS] 480 00:26:34,225 --> 00:26:36,060 DO YOU HAVE HER SPARE KEY? 481 00:26:36,062 --> 00:26:38,128 NO, WE DROVE ALL THE WAY HERE, AND I FORGOT HER SPARE KEY. 482 00:26:38,130 --> 00:26:41,632 BECAUSE THAT ISN'T TOTALLY SOMETHING YOU WOULD DO? 483 00:26:41,634 --> 00:26:43,167 MAYBE SHE'S DEAD. 484 00:26:43,169 --> 00:26:44,868 DON'T EVEN SAY SHIT LIKE THAT. 485 00:26:44,870 --> 00:26:46,136 WE HAVEN'T HEARD FROM HER IN TWO DAYS. 486 00:26:46,138 --> 00:26:48,038 LIGHTEN UP, WARDEN. 487 00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:50,641 -WE NEVER GO TWO DAYS. -YOU'RE STARTING TO SOUND LIKE MY MOTHER. 488 00:26:50,643 --> 00:26:51,942 OH, WHO WOULD CALL THE POLICE 489 00:26:51,944 --> 00:26:53,711 AFTER NOT HEARING FROM YOU IN ONE DAY? 490 00:26:53,713 --> 00:26:55,379 AND SEE HOW TEDIOUS THAT GETS? 491 00:26:55,381 --> 00:26:56,814 ♪ ONE OF THESE DAYS ♪ 492 00:26:56,816 --> 00:26:59,883 ♪ THE LOVE I GAVE YOU ♪ 493 00:26:59,885 --> 00:27:02,720 ♪ IS GONNA TURN... ♪ 494 00:27:04,756 --> 00:27:08,726 -OOH, SPOOKY. -♪ ALL OF THOSE GOOD WARM FEELINGS ♪ 495 00:27:08,728 --> 00:27:11,328 DARCE? DARCY? 496 00:27:11,330 --> 00:27:13,330 I SWEAR TO GOD, IF YOU JUMP OUT AND SCARE ME... 497 00:27:16,067 --> 00:27:19,937 ♪ AND YOU'RE GONNA CRY... ♪ 498 00:27:23,108 --> 00:27:25,876 DARCY? 499 00:27:25,878 --> 00:27:27,978 DARCY? 500 00:27:27,980 --> 00:27:30,414 -[GASPS] -IT'S OKAY, IT'S JUST US. 501 00:27:30,416 --> 00:27:34,752 DARCY, ARE YOU OKAY? 502 00:27:34,754 --> 00:27:36,687 NO, NO, NO. WE'RE GETTING UP AND GOING TO BREAKFAST. 503 00:27:36,689 --> 00:27:38,889 GO GET IN THE SHOWER. 504 00:27:38,891 --> 00:27:41,291 [MUTTERS] 505 00:27:41,293 --> 00:27:43,961 SHOWER, NOW. YOU STINK. 506 00:27:43,963 --> 00:27:44,995 RUDE! 507 00:27:44,997 --> 00:27:48,832 ♪ AND YOU'RE GONNA CRY ♪ 508 00:27:48,834 --> 00:27:53,370 ♪ LIKE A BABY, BABY ♪ 509 00:27:53,372 --> 00:27:58,008 ♪ CRY ♪ 510 00:27:58,010 --> 00:28:01,345 ♪ LIKE A NEWBORN CHILD... ♪ 511 00:28:01,347 --> 00:28:04,848 [PANTING] 512 00:28:04,850 --> 00:28:10,154 ♪ I WISH THAT I COULD TELL YOU IT ISN'T GONNA HURT... ♪ 513 00:28:16,127 --> 00:28:19,930 WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENED TO HER? 514 00:28:19,932 --> 00:28:21,865 NOTHING GOOD. 515 00:28:21,867 --> 00:28:25,836 ♪ AND STILL ♪ 516 00:28:25,838 --> 00:28:30,441 ♪ YOU'RE GONNA CRY ♪ 517 00:28:30,443 --> 00:28:35,312 ♪ LIKE A BABY, BABY... ♪ 518 00:28:35,314 --> 00:28:37,448 [DARCY] SO THEY DRIVE ME TO THE WAFFLE HOUSE, 519 00:28:37,450 --> 00:28:40,784 WHERE MY EX'S GIRLFRIEND IS FORCED TO WAIT ON US. 520 00:28:40,786 --> 00:28:43,020 THAT'S USUALLY GOOD FOR A LAUGH. 521 00:28:43,022 --> 00:28:44,822 WHAT CAN I GET YOU? 522 00:28:44,824 --> 00:28:47,391 -COFFEE. -YOU'RE NOT JUST HAVING COFFEE. 523 00:28:47,393 --> 00:28:50,961 COFFEE, BLACK, LIKE MY SOUL. 524 00:28:50,963 --> 00:28:54,231 I DIDN'T KNOW WE DECIDED TO BE EMO THIS MORNING. 525 00:28:54,233 --> 00:28:56,133 UM, WE'RE BOTH GONNA HAVE BACON AND EGGS, 526 00:28:56,135 --> 00:28:58,435 OVER EASY, WITH A SIDE OF TOAST. 527 00:28:58,437 --> 00:29:01,271 -AND THEN FOR THE TOAST, CAN YOU DO WHEAT? -YEAH. 528 00:29:01,273 --> 00:29:02,906 AND SLIGHTLY TOASTED, 529 00:29:02,908 --> 00:29:05,209 SO, NOT LIGHTLY, SLIGHTLY. 530 00:29:05,211 --> 00:29:06,944 AND UM, A SIDE OF BUTTER. 531 00:29:06,946 --> 00:29:08,979 WHAT KIND OF BUTTER DO YOU HAVE? 532 00:29:08,981 --> 00:29:10,414 -[WAITRESS] EXCUSE ME? -[OLIVIA] NO, I MEAN, IS IT SALTED, 533 00:29:10,416 --> 00:29:11,982 -OR UNSALTED? -[WAITRESS] IT'S A DINER. 534 00:29:11,984 --> 00:29:14,051 -[OLIVIA] SO, SALTED BUTTER? -[WAITRESS] SURE. 535 00:29:14,053 --> 00:29:15,919 -OKAY, NO BUTTER, THEN. -OKAY. 536 00:29:15,921 --> 00:29:18,188 CAN I HAVE THE BIG DELUXE BREAKFAST, 537 00:29:18,190 --> 00:29:21,458 -WITH AN EXTRA SIDE OF BACON? -GOT IT. 538 00:29:21,460 --> 00:29:23,060 AND THE BACON-- COULD I HAVE IT LIKE, A CHEWY, 539 00:29:23,062 --> 00:29:25,796 -NOT SUPER CRISPY? -CHEWY, NOT SUPER CRISPY. 540 00:29:25,798 --> 00:29:28,031 [DARCY] SHE'S DEFINITELY GOING TO SPIT IN OUR FOOD THIS TIME. 541 00:29:28,033 --> 00:29:31,201 UM, WE'D ALSO LIKE SEPARATE CHECKS. 542 00:29:31,203 --> 00:29:33,203 OF COURSE YOU WOULD. 543 00:29:33,205 --> 00:29:34,838 OKAY, WHAT IS GOING ON? 544 00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:36,006 I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT. 545 00:29:36,008 --> 00:29:37,307 YOU HAVE TO TALK ABOUT IT. 546 00:29:37,309 --> 00:29:39,176 YOU SPEND TWO DAYS IN THE SAME CLOTHES, 547 00:29:39,178 --> 00:29:40,878 I DON'T SEE HOW MY PERSONAL HYGIENE CHOICES 548 00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:42,880 HAVE ANY IMPACT ON YOU. 549 00:29:42,882 --> 00:29:44,181 WHEN YOU SMELL LIKE YOU DID, 550 00:29:44,183 --> 00:29:46,049 YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE SOMETHING GOING ON. 551 00:29:46,051 --> 00:29:48,352 SO JUST TELL US WHAT IT IS, AND MAYBE WE CAN HELP YOU, 552 00:29:48,354 --> 00:29:50,487 -THAT'S WHY WE'RE HERE. -YOU KNOW, I'M NOT GONNA DO THIS WITH YOU. 553 00:29:59,063 --> 00:30:01,131 JESUS, LIV. 554 00:30:08,506 --> 00:30:12,309 [GASPS, CRIES] 555 00:30:12,311 --> 00:30:13,544 [KNOCKING] 556 00:30:13,546 --> 00:30:16,980 [NORA] I COME IN PEACE. 557 00:30:19,117 --> 00:30:20,884 YOU'RE HERE TO INTERROGATE ME? 558 00:30:20,886 --> 00:30:24,288 NO, BUT, SHE'S RIGHT, RIGHT? 559 00:30:24,290 --> 00:30:25,489 HERE WE GO. 560 00:30:25,491 --> 00:30:26,590 JUST SAY IT SUPER QUICK. 561 00:30:26,592 --> 00:30:27,858 LIKE RIPPING OFF A BAND-AID. 562 00:30:27,860 --> 00:30:29,960 BOOM, DONE, GO. 563 00:30:29,962 --> 00:30:31,495 AND, GO! 564 00:30:31,497 --> 00:30:33,030 I CAN'T LOOK AT YOU. 565 00:30:33,032 --> 00:30:34,998 [NORA] THIS IS HARSH. 566 00:30:36,100 --> 00:30:37,935 WE DID IT. 567 00:30:37,937 --> 00:30:39,403 BLAIR AND I. 568 00:30:39,405 --> 00:30:41,038 AND THIS IS A BAD THING? 569 00:30:42,607 --> 00:30:46,376 THEN HE FORCED ME TO DO IT AGAIN. 570 00:30:46,378 --> 00:30:49,213 YOU'RE SAYING HE RAPED YOU? 571 00:30:49,215 --> 00:30:52,416 I GUESS IN THEORY, THAT'S THE CORRECT TERMINOLOGY. 572 00:30:52,418 --> 00:30:54,985 TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED. 573 00:30:54,987 --> 00:30:56,053 EVERYTHING WAS FINE, 574 00:30:57,422 --> 00:30:59,356 THEN I GOT UP TO GO TO THE BATHROOM, 575 00:30:59,358 --> 00:31:04,461 AND I-- I SAID NO, AND HE DID IT ANYWAY. 576 00:31:04,463 --> 00:31:07,898 [NORA] ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 577 00:31:07,900 --> 00:31:10,200 I'M SORRY, I KNOW I CAN BE PUSHY SOMETIMES-- 578 00:31:10,202 --> 00:31:14,171 -HE RAPED HER! -PLEASE, SHARE IT WITH THE WORLD. 579 00:31:14,173 --> 00:31:17,507 -I'M NOT THE WORLD. -YEAH, I KNOW. 580 00:31:17,509 --> 00:31:20,611 BUT CAN WE PLEASE NOT PHRASE IT LIKE THAT? 581 00:31:20,613 --> 00:31:23,547 SORRY, BUT HOW ELSE DO YOU WANT THAT PHRASED? 582 00:31:23,549 --> 00:31:25,949 I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE I MISUNDERSTOOD. 583 00:31:25,951 --> 00:31:29,419 OR MAYBE HE MISUNDERSTOOD THE MEANING OF THE WORD, "NO." 584 00:31:29,421 --> 00:31:30,888 UM, YEAH, JUST A SECOND. WE'RE LEAVING. 585 00:31:36,661 --> 00:31:38,195 WE COULD GO TO THE COPS. 586 00:31:38,197 --> 00:31:39,963 DO I GET TO BE A PART OF THIS DECISION? 587 00:31:39,965 --> 00:31:41,298 WELL, WE SHOULD REPORT THIS. 588 00:31:41,300 --> 00:31:42,599 -DO YOU WANT TO CALL, OR SHOULD I? -HELLO? 589 00:31:42,601 --> 00:31:44,034 I'LL DO IT. OKAY, I'M SORRY-- 590 00:31:44,036 --> 00:31:46,169 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA TELL THEM? 591 00:31:46,171 --> 00:31:49,339 "OH, HI, OFFICER, MY FRIEND WAS RAPED BY THE GUY THAT SHE WAS SEEING. 592 00:31:49,341 --> 00:31:51,141 PROOF? OH WAIT, THERE ISN'T ANY, 593 00:31:51,143 --> 00:31:52,576 BECAUSE NOT ONLY DID SHE SHOWER, 594 00:31:52,578 --> 00:31:55,078 BUT SHE HAD SEX WITH HIM PRIOR. 595 00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:57,347 OH, AND IT HAPPENED TWO DAYS AGO." 596 00:31:57,349 --> 00:31:59,516 IT'S A GOOD ONE. YOU SHOULD GO FOR IT. 597 00:31:59,518 --> 00:32:01,685 -SHIT. -YEAH, CASE CLOSED. 598 00:32:01,687 --> 00:32:03,520 CONVERSATION DONE. COMMENCE MOVING ON. 599 00:32:03,522 --> 00:32:04,922 YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD US THAT 600 00:32:04,924 --> 00:32:06,423 BEFORE I THREW YOU INTO THE SHOWER. 601 00:32:06,425 --> 00:32:07,624 IT WOULDN'T HAVE MADE A DIFFERENCE, 602 00:32:07,626 --> 00:32:09,192 WOULD IT HAVE MATTERED ANYWAY? 603 00:32:09,194 --> 00:32:11,128 HOW DO YOU PROVE THAT YOU WERE RAPED BY A GUY 604 00:32:11,130 --> 00:32:12,429 THAT YOU'VE ALREADY HAD SEX WITH? 605 00:32:12,431 --> 00:32:15,632 [PHONE RINGS] 606 00:32:15,634 --> 00:32:21,071 HELLO? NO, IT'S JUST ME AND THE GIRLS. 607 00:32:21,073 --> 00:32:26,677 OH, MY GOD, SERIOUSLY? 608 00:32:26,679 --> 00:32:28,545 THEY WOULDN'T HAVE BELIEVED ME. 609 00:32:28,547 --> 00:32:30,547 IT WOULDN'T HAVE HURT TO TRY. 610 00:32:30,549 --> 00:32:32,282 IT WOULDN'T HAVE HURT YOU. 611 00:32:33,685 --> 00:32:36,520 I KNOW I PUSH YOU SOMETIMES, BUT, 612 00:32:36,522 --> 00:32:38,155 IT'S JUST BECAUSE I CARE ABOUT YOU, 613 00:32:38,157 --> 00:32:40,691 AND I WANT YOU TO BE PROTECTED. 614 00:32:40,693 --> 00:32:42,559 I WANT HIM TO KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE, 615 00:32:42,561 --> 00:32:44,161 TO JUST LIKE WALK OUT INTO A WORLD, 616 00:32:44,163 --> 00:32:46,129 AND LIKE, NOT FEEL SAFE ANYWHERE. 617 00:32:46,131 --> 00:32:48,565 -SHH. -WHAT'D I MISS? 618 00:32:50,268 --> 00:32:52,069 I WANT HIM TO PAY. 619 00:32:52,071 --> 00:32:54,404 -CALLING THE COPS. -NO. 620 00:32:54,406 --> 00:32:55,973 SO, NOT CALLING THE COPS. 621 00:32:55,975 --> 00:32:59,009 NO, WE KNOW HOW USELESS THEY CAN BE. 622 00:32:59,011 --> 00:33:00,277 WE'RE GONNA DO IT OURSELVES. 623 00:33:00,279 --> 00:33:01,678 OOH, DIY PROJECT. 624 00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:03,680 WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN, "DO IT OURSELVES"? 625 00:33:03,682 --> 00:33:05,983 I WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL THE WAY THAT I FEEL NOW. 626 00:33:05,985 --> 00:33:08,018 WHAT DO YOU PROPOSE? 627 00:33:08,020 --> 00:33:11,088 LET'S JUST GIVE HIM WHAT HE GAVE ME. 628 00:33:11,090 --> 00:33:14,558 AND THEN HE'LL NEVER FORGET. 629 00:33:20,098 --> 00:33:24,167 ♪ HEY BOYZ, I GOT MAGIC ♪ 630 00:33:24,169 --> 00:33:26,570 ♪ YOU GOT TALENT ♪ 631 00:33:26,572 --> 00:33:30,741 ♪ WE CAN TAKE OVER THE WORLD IN A SECOND ♪ 632 00:33:30,743 --> 00:33:33,310 ♪ THAT'S SWEETER THAN HONEY ♪ 633 00:33:33,312 --> 00:33:35,779 ♪ COME ON, SONNY ♪ 634 00:33:35,781 --> 00:33:37,748 ♪ WE CAN MAKE IT IF WE TRY ♪ 635 00:33:50,762 --> 00:33:53,597 ♪ DAMN, BOYZ, WE YOU GOTTA BE MOVING FAST ♪ 636 00:33:53,599 --> 00:33:55,565 ♪ 'CAUSE YOU'RE BLOCKING TRAFFIC ♪ 637 00:33:55,567 --> 00:34:00,303 ♪ AND WE'RE ABOUT TO GO ON THE MAINSTREAM RADIO ♪ 638 00:34:00,305 --> 00:34:03,073 ♪ THESE DAYS YOU GOTTA BE MOVING FAST ♪ 639 00:34:03,075 --> 00:34:05,208 ♪ SIPPIN' UP SPEED CRAZIES ♪ 640 00:34:05,210 --> 00:34:07,277 ♪ 'CAUSE WE ARE HERE ABOUT TO ♪ 641 00:34:07,279 --> 00:34:09,479 ♪ LOSE CONTROL.. ♪ 642 00:34:09,481 --> 00:34:13,517 LEAVING SOON. 643 00:34:13,519 --> 00:34:16,553 I HOPE YOU'RE NOT PLANNING ON GOING OUT LIKE THAT. 644 00:34:16,555 --> 00:34:19,256 I HOPE THAT'S NOT YOU IMPLYING I SHOULD CHANGE. 645 00:34:19,258 --> 00:34:20,690 NOPE, NOT AT ALL. 646 00:34:20,692 --> 00:34:22,526 I JUST WASN'T AWARE THAT WAS THE TYPE OF ATTENTION 647 00:34:22,528 --> 00:34:24,261 YOU WERE LOOKING TO ATTRACT WHEN YOU GO OUT. 648 00:34:24,263 --> 00:34:28,065 -IT'S JUST A DRESS, RYAN. -[RYAN] IF YOU SAY SO. 649 00:34:28,067 --> 00:34:29,332 IF YOU THINK I LOOK GOOD, 650 00:34:29,334 --> 00:34:30,500 YOU COULD TRY PAYING ME A COMPLIMENT 651 00:34:30,502 --> 00:34:32,536 INSTEAD OF SUGGESTING I CHANGE. 652 00:34:34,839 --> 00:34:37,174 YOU DON'T LOOK GOOD. YOU LOOK CHEAP. 653 00:34:37,176 --> 00:34:39,276 [RECORD STOPS] 654 00:34:39,278 --> 00:34:40,510 FUCK YOU. 655 00:34:40,512 --> 00:34:41,845 YOU DON'T GET TO TALK TO ME LIKE THAT, 656 00:34:41,847 --> 00:34:43,513 I'M JUST TRYING TO HAVE A LIFE. 657 00:34:43,515 --> 00:34:46,683 OKAY, YOU KNOW, YOU ACT REALLY RIGHTEOUS 658 00:34:46,685 --> 00:34:48,852 FOR SOMEONE WHO JUST LOST THEIR JOB OVER DONUTS. 659 00:34:50,588 --> 00:34:52,322 YOU'RE A REAL ACTIVIST. 660 00:34:52,324 --> 00:34:53,390 JUST REMEMBER WHO'S FOOTING THE BILL 661 00:34:53,392 --> 00:34:55,659 FOR YOUR SO-CALLED LIFE. 662 00:34:55,661 --> 00:34:59,296 WHEN DID YOU BECOME SUCH A SMALL PERSON? 663 00:35:10,475 --> 00:35:12,342 [MUSIC STARTS AGAIN] 664 00:35:12,344 --> 00:35:16,513 ♪ BLOW THE HOUSE DOWN ♪ 665 00:35:16,515 --> 00:35:21,651 ♪ FROM THE FRONT ROW ♪ 666 00:35:21,653 --> 00:35:23,620 [CAR HORN HONKS] 667 00:35:23,622 --> 00:35:25,789 ♪ I GOT MAGIC ♪ 668 00:35:25,791 --> 00:35:26,790 ♪ YOU GOT TALENT... ♪ 669 00:35:26,792 --> 00:35:28,592 [CAR HORN HONKS] 670 00:35:28,594 --> 00:35:30,760 ♪ WE CAN TAKE OVER THE WORLD IN A SECOND... ♪ 671 00:35:32,797 --> 00:35:34,498 YOU DRIVE. 672 00:35:34,500 --> 00:35:37,567 OH, BY ALL MEANS, HONK. ALERT THE ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD. 673 00:35:37,569 --> 00:35:39,536 COVERT OPERATION IN PROGRESS. 674 00:35:39,538 --> 00:35:40,670 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 675 00:35:40,672 --> 00:35:43,440 [LAUGHTER] 676 00:35:43,442 --> 00:35:45,909 -LET'S RIDE. -YEAH. 677 00:35:54,819 --> 00:35:56,353 CAN YOU MAKE IT QUICK? 678 00:35:56,355 --> 00:35:57,787 I DON'T WANT TO BE SITTING IN A PARKED CAR 679 00:35:57,789 --> 00:35:59,823 IN A DARK ALLEY LIKE A DRUG DEALER ALL NIGHT. 680 00:35:59,825 --> 00:36:01,491 YOU GOT IT. 681 00:36:10,801 --> 00:36:14,538 ♪ YOU'RE STILL HERE... ♪ 682 00:36:14,540 --> 00:36:17,240 DAMN, LOOK AT YOU. 683 00:36:17,242 --> 00:36:19,409 -LOOKIN' GOOD. -THANK YOU, DAVID. 684 00:36:19,411 --> 00:36:20,844 YOU MAKE ME WANT TO SING STEVIE WONDER SONGS. 685 00:36:20,846 --> 00:36:22,379 GIVE ME A TWIRL, GIVE ME A TWIRL. 686 00:36:22,381 --> 00:36:24,581 MMM! MAKE ME MAKE MY ANGRY FACE. 687 00:36:24,583 --> 00:36:26,483 -[GRUNTS] -[LAUGHS] 688 00:36:26,485 --> 00:36:27,684 GET IN THERE. 689 00:36:27,686 --> 00:36:31,888 AW, YOU ARE A SWEET, SWEET, MAN. 690 00:36:31,890 --> 00:36:35,358 "YOU ARE A SWEET, SWEET, MAN." 691 00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:36,359 WELL, HE IS. 692 00:36:36,361 --> 00:36:37,694 DROOLING ALL OVER YOU. 693 00:36:37,696 --> 00:36:40,197 JUST GO FIND BLAIR. 694 00:36:50,841 --> 00:36:54,277 [MUSIC PLAYING ON CAR RADIO] 695 00:37:00,484 --> 00:37:04,221 ♪ RUSHING THROUGH THE TREES ♪ 696 00:37:04,223 --> 00:37:09,559 ♪ YOU'RE EVERY BREATH THAT I BREATHE... ♪ 697 00:37:10,595 --> 00:37:15,632 [MUFFLED MUSIC PLAYS] 698 00:37:15,634 --> 00:37:20,303 ♪ ...AVAILABLE TO YOU ♪ 699 00:37:20,305 --> 00:37:23,573 ♪ TILL NOW, IT WAS NEVER REAL... ♪ 700 00:37:23,575 --> 00:37:25,008 [CHANGING STATIONS] 701 00:37:25,010 --> 00:37:26,943 ♪ I WISH YOU'D DIE ♪ 702 00:37:26,945 --> 00:37:28,778 ♪ FUCKIN' WISH YOU'D DIE ♪ 703 00:37:28,780 --> 00:37:32,015 ♪ DIE, DIE, DIE, MOTHERFUCKER DIE... ♪ 704 00:37:32,017 --> 00:37:34,784 ♪ IT'S ALL I THINK ABOUT ♪ 705 00:37:34,786 --> 00:37:36,519 ♪ THE DREAM THAT KEEPS ME AWAKE ♪ 706 00:37:36,521 --> 00:37:40,257 ♪ IT WON'T LET ME GO IT'S EVERYDAY... ♪ 707 00:37:40,259 --> 00:37:41,524 HEY. 708 00:37:41,526 --> 00:37:43,927 MY NAMES JUE. THAT'S SPELLED J-U-E. 709 00:37:43,929 --> 00:37:45,362 NOT J-E-W. 710 00:37:45,364 --> 00:37:46,997 WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 711 00:37:46,999 --> 00:37:49,833 THAT'S REALLY WHAT YOU'RE GONNA GO WITH? 712 00:37:50,868 --> 00:37:52,302 HEY! 713 00:37:52,304 --> 00:37:55,005 ♪ OH REVENGE, IT IS SO SWEET ♪ 714 00:37:55,007 --> 00:37:58,608 ♪ SO I CALLED YOU UP, SAID, "HEY BABE, LET'S MEET" ♪ 715 00:37:58,610 --> 00:38:01,411 ♪ "I NEED A TASTE OF YOUR SWEET MEAT" ♪ 716 00:38:01,413 --> 00:38:03,947 ♪ WHEN YOU GOT THERE I TIED UP YOUR HANDS AND YOUR FEET ♪ 717 00:38:05,049 --> 00:38:08,685 ♪ AND WHEN YOU SAY "NO" ♪ 718 00:38:08,687 --> 00:38:12,455 ♪ I'LL SAY "I DON'T THINK SO..." ♪ 719 00:38:12,457 --> 00:38:13,790 HEY! 720 00:38:14,825 --> 00:38:17,594 DO YOU MIND? 721 00:38:17,596 --> 00:38:19,029 OOPS, I'M-- I'M SORRY. 722 00:38:19,031 --> 00:38:21,898 ♪ YOU HAVE PLAYED RIGHT IN MY HANDS ♪ 723 00:38:21,900 --> 00:38:24,034 ♪ NOW I'M GONNA MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND... ♪ 724 00:38:25,036 --> 00:38:28,571 [MUSIC CONTINUES, MUFFLED] 725 00:38:28,573 --> 00:38:32,609 ♪ AND TODAY AIN'T FADING FAST ♪ 726 00:38:32,611 --> 00:38:34,778 ♪ BUT I KNOW IT WON'T LAST ♪ 727 00:38:34,780 --> 00:38:40,917 ♪ WATCH THESE WALLS FALL AWAY, AWAY, AWAY... ♪ 728 00:38:40,919 --> 00:38:42,085 -OH, OH MY GOD. -OH,NO. 729 00:38:42,087 --> 00:38:44,554 I'M SO HORRIFICALLY SORRY. 730 00:38:44,556 --> 00:38:46,323 -GOD THAT... -BITCH. 731 00:38:46,325 --> 00:38:48,425 YEAH, THAT AND A MEDLEY OF OTHER COLORFUL WORDS. 732 00:38:48,427 --> 00:38:49,759 HERE, LET ME, UM... 733 00:38:49,761 --> 00:38:52,629 OH, NO, THANKS, I-- I GOT IT. I GOT IT. 734 00:38:52,631 --> 00:38:54,764 [CHUCKLING] I GOT IT. THANKS. 735 00:38:54,766 --> 00:38:56,466 [GROANS] 736 00:38:57,568 --> 00:38:59,402 GOD, I AM TERRIBLE IN CROWDS. 737 00:38:59,404 --> 00:39:01,771 -EXCUSE ME, WHAT IS-- -SHE IS ABOUT TO TELL HIM 738 00:39:01,773 --> 00:39:04,507 THAT HE IS GOING TO BE A DADDY, AGAIN. 739 00:39:06,077 --> 00:39:08,478 I CAN'T IMAGINE YOU BEING TERRIBLE ANYWHERE. 740 00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:10,013 AREN'T YOU SUAVE? 741 00:39:10,015 --> 00:39:11,614 HOW ABOUT I BUY YOU A DRINK? 742 00:39:11,616 --> 00:39:14,417 WHY NOT? UM, I'LL HAVE ANOTHER BEER. 743 00:39:14,419 --> 00:39:15,752 [BARTENDER] YOU GOT IT, BABE. ONE BEER. 744 00:39:16,987 --> 00:39:19,956 -SO, LET'S PLAY A GAME. -I LIKE GAMES. 745 00:39:19,958 --> 00:39:22,826 HOW ABOUT YOU GUESS HOW MANY MONTHS I'VE BEEN SINGLE, 746 00:39:22,828 --> 00:39:24,861 AND IF YOU'RE RIGHT, I'LL CHUG MY BEER, 747 00:39:24,863 --> 00:39:26,730 IF YOU'RE WRONG, 748 00:39:26,732 --> 00:39:29,599 YOU HAVE TO TAKE A SHOT FOR EVERY MONTH I'VE BEEN SINGLE. 749 00:39:29,601 --> 00:39:30,934 YOU'VE GOT A DEAL. 750 00:39:30,936 --> 00:39:32,602 I THINK YOU'RE GONNA REGRET THAT. 751 00:39:32,604 --> 00:39:35,505 I HOPE SO. [LAUGHING] 752 00:39:35,507 --> 00:39:37,741 CARLOS, COULD YOU LINE UP SOME GLASSES? 753 00:39:43,748 --> 00:39:45,382 THANKS. 754 00:39:45,384 --> 00:39:46,916 YOU KNOW, I COULD GET USED TO BEING AROUND YOU. 755 00:39:46,918 --> 00:39:48,752 YOU'RE KINDA SPECIAL. 756 00:39:48,754 --> 00:39:52,055 WELL, SAVE THE CHARM. AND TAKE A GUESS, SIR. 757 00:39:54,492 --> 00:39:56,025 THREE MONTHS. 758 00:39:56,027 --> 00:39:58,762 [LAUGHS] WAY WRONG. 759 00:39:58,764 --> 00:40:00,764 THREE SHOTS OF TEQUILA, PLEASE. 760 00:40:05,569 --> 00:40:07,570 HERE'S TO SPILT BEER. 761 00:40:15,913 --> 00:40:19,048 ♪ KEEP WALKING WHEN YOU LOSE HOPE...♪ 762 00:40:19,050 --> 00:40:21,851 ♪ KEEP WALKING STAND UP... ♪ 763 00:40:21,853 --> 00:40:24,154 [CELL PHONE RINGS] 764 00:40:26,991 --> 00:40:28,758 [DARCY] DID IT WORK? IT DIDN'T, DID IT? 765 00:40:29,794 --> 00:40:31,594 HE'S NOT INTO HER. 766 00:40:31,596 --> 00:40:33,129 OH, NO, HE'S INTO HER. 767 00:40:33,131 --> 00:40:35,999 IT'S THE GREATEST ACCIDENTAL FIRST DATE I'VE SEEN. 768 00:40:36,001 --> 00:40:39,436 YEAH. HE'S GOOD WITH FIRSTS-- FIRST DATES, FIRST KISSES, 769 00:40:39,438 --> 00:40:40,737 FIRST RAPES. 770 00:40:40,739 --> 00:40:42,605 WE'RE READY. ARE YOU GOOD TO GO? 771 00:40:42,607 --> 00:40:45,508 YEAH. COMING NOW. 772 00:40:46,777 --> 00:40:47,944 [SIGHS] 773 00:40:47,946 --> 00:40:50,647 SOMEBODY REBOUNDS FAST. 774 00:40:50,649 --> 00:40:52,816 SPECIAL, MY ASS. 775 00:40:59,890 --> 00:41:03,059 ♪ KEEP WALKING, STAND UP RE-LOAD... ♪ 776 00:41:03,061 --> 00:41:04,227 [PATRONS LAUGHING] 777 00:41:04,229 --> 00:41:05,695 [CLINKING] 778 00:41:05,697 --> 00:41:07,197 ♪ KEEP WALKIN'... ♪ 779 00:41:07,199 --> 00:41:09,232 SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY? YOU WANNA GET OUT OF HERE? 780 00:41:09,234 --> 00:41:11,701 -WE CAN GET A RIDE TO-- -MY PLACE? 781 00:41:11,703 --> 00:41:14,103 YEAH. 782 00:41:14,105 --> 00:41:15,805 LET'S GO. 783 00:41:16,907 --> 00:41:22,145 [MUSIC CONTINUES] 784 00:41:22,147 --> 00:41:25,148 [PATRONS CHATTERING] 785 00:41:30,087 --> 00:41:32,889 MAKE SURE YOU GET THAT ONE HOME SAFE. 786 00:41:32,891 --> 00:41:34,524 [DAVID] AW, LEAVING SO SOON? 787 00:41:34,526 --> 00:41:36,526 I KNOW. GIRLS NIGHT HAS TO CONTINUE ELSEWHERE. 788 00:41:36,528 --> 00:41:39,662 -ALL RIGHT. -THANK YOU. 789 00:41:39,664 --> 00:41:41,798 ALWAYS A PLEASURE. 790 00:41:45,669 --> 00:41:47,604 [DARCY] THE PLAN WAS SIMPLE. 791 00:41:47,606 --> 00:41:49,539 DUMP HIM IN THE DESERT WITHOUT HIS CLOTHES, 792 00:41:49,541 --> 00:41:51,841 SO HE HAD TO HITCH BACK TO TOWN NAKED. 793 00:41:59,083 --> 00:42:01,885 IT'S OFFICIAL-- MY ASS IS GOING NUMB. 794 00:42:01,887 --> 00:42:05,221 THIS IS OBVIOUSLY THE UNGLAMOROUS PART OF THIS MISSION. 795 00:42:05,223 --> 00:42:08,091 I WENT FROM BOND GIRL TO BABYSITTER. 796 00:42:08,093 --> 00:42:11,160 DO WE HAVE AN E.T.A. ON OUR MYSTERY DESTINATION? 797 00:42:11,162 --> 00:42:13,296 YEAH-- SOON. 798 00:42:16,166 --> 00:42:18,701 ARE YOU SERIOUSLY EATING NUTTY NUTTERS RIGHT NOW? 799 00:42:18,703 --> 00:42:19,869 HOE-ING MAKES HER HUNGRY, 800 00:42:19,871 --> 00:42:21,304 A MISSION OF THIS MAGNITUDE, 801 00:42:21,306 --> 00:42:22,705 REQUIRES SNACKS. 802 00:42:22,707 --> 00:42:24,941 OKAY, FOCUS ON THE TASK AT HAND. 803 00:42:24,943 --> 00:42:27,043 THIS CULINARY DELIGHT THAT I AM CURRENTLY CONSUMING 804 00:42:27,045 --> 00:42:28,978 IS FOR THE BENEFIT OF THIS GROUP. 805 00:42:28,980 --> 00:42:31,981 SO I CAN BE A FULLY FUNCTIONING-- 806 00:42:31,983 --> 00:42:33,650 OKAY, CAN'T-- CAN'T BREATHE, CAN'T MOVE. 807 00:42:33,652 --> 00:42:35,218 BLAIR. CAN'T MOVE. 808 00:42:35,220 --> 00:42:36,686 THIS IS OFFICIALLY NOT SEXY, OR FUNNY. 809 00:42:36,688 --> 00:42:38,221 UGH, I CAN'T BREATHE. 810 00:42:38,223 --> 00:42:39,989 IF YOU CAN YELL, YOU CAN DEFINITELY BREATHE. 811 00:42:39,991 --> 00:42:42,759 JUST HELP HER. 812 00:42:42,761 --> 00:42:43,726 UGH. 813 00:42:47,264 --> 00:42:49,232 [SIRENS WAILING] 814 00:42:49,234 --> 00:42:50,233 YOU'VE GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME. 815 00:42:50,235 --> 00:42:51,334 SIT HIM UPRIGHT. 816 00:42:51,336 --> 00:42:53,169 IT'S NOT LIKE HE'S LIGHT. 817 00:42:53,171 --> 00:42:57,040 -USE YOUR SOFTBALL ARMS. -HEY, NORA JUST SHUT UP AND DO IT. 818 00:42:57,042 --> 00:42:58,341 [SIRENS WAILING] 819 00:42:58,343 --> 00:43:01,010 [GRUNTS] 820 00:43:02,813 --> 00:43:04,981 [SIREN WAILS] 821 00:43:14,024 --> 00:43:17,193 SHIT. 822 00:43:32,876 --> 00:43:34,911 LICENSE AND REGISTRATION? 823 00:43:38,782 --> 00:43:40,783 THANKS. 824 00:43:43,787 --> 00:43:45,321 YOU KNOW WHY I PULLED YOU OVER? 825 00:43:46,690 --> 00:43:48,625 YOU WERE SWERVING SLIGHTLY. 826 00:43:48,627 --> 00:43:51,194 REALLY? [GIGGLES] 827 00:43:53,797 --> 00:43:56,232 -HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING? -NO. 828 00:43:56,234 --> 00:43:59,702 -YOU SURE? -POSITIVE. 829 00:43:59,704 --> 00:44:01,404 WHERE YOU ALL COMING FROM? 830 00:44:01,406 --> 00:44:03,239 BARMAGGEDON. 831 00:44:03,241 --> 00:44:05,041 BUT YOU WEREN'T DRINKING AT THIS BAR? 832 00:44:05,043 --> 00:44:07,143 I DROVE TO PICK UP MY DRUNK MISCREANT FRIENDS. 833 00:44:09,380 --> 00:44:12,215 [TAPS ON GLASS] 834 00:44:12,217 --> 00:44:16,052 -THIS TRUE? -[SLURRING] NUTTY NUTTERS TASTE LIKE PEANUT BUTTERS! 835 00:44:17,421 --> 00:44:19,722 I CAN'T. 836 00:44:19,724 --> 00:44:21,157 ONE AND DONE, THEY TASTE SO FUN. 837 00:44:21,159 --> 00:44:23,926 HOW ABOUT THAT? IT'S BETTER THAN CRACK. 838 00:44:25,295 --> 00:44:27,163 I REALLY CAN'T-- I'M ALLERGIC. 839 00:44:27,165 --> 00:44:29,098 BUMMER! 840 00:44:31,235 --> 00:44:34,303 I MIGHT NEED TO ASK YOU TO STEP OUT OF THE CAR. 841 00:44:34,305 --> 00:44:38,374 -ARE YOU KIDDING? -NOPE. 842 00:44:38,376 --> 00:44:40,877 [SIGHS] 843 00:44:46,717 --> 00:44:49,018 OH, MY GOD. 844 00:44:55,092 --> 00:44:57,060 NOW, IF YOU CAN PLEASE WALK INTO A STRAIGHT LINE 845 00:44:57,062 --> 00:44:58,728 TOWARDS ME. 846 00:44:58,730 --> 00:45:01,264 -REALLY? -YES, MA'AM. 847 00:45:03,167 --> 00:45:05,735 AND, TURN AROUND AND WALK BACK. 848 00:45:09,807 --> 00:45:12,975 STAND WITH YOUR FEET TOGETHER. 849 00:45:12,977 --> 00:45:14,277 LIFT YOUR RIGHT FOOT. 850 00:45:15,779 --> 00:45:18,281 FEET BACK TOGETHER. 851 00:45:18,283 --> 00:45:20,983 NOW, TILT YOUR HEAD BACK, CLOSE YOUR EYES, 852 00:45:20,985 --> 00:45:24,087 TOUCH YOUR NOSE WITH YOUR RIGHT INDEX FINGER. 853 00:45:24,089 --> 00:45:25,888 [SIGHS] 854 00:45:25,890 --> 00:45:27,423 [POLICE OFFICER] MA'AM, THAT'S NOT YOUR INDEX FINGER. 855 00:45:27,425 --> 00:45:30,893 OKAY, QUITE FRANKLY, I'M FEELING SLIGHTLY HARASSED. 856 00:45:30,895 --> 00:45:33,262 I ATTEMPT TO KEEP SOME DRUNK CITIZENS OFF THE STREET, 857 00:45:33,264 --> 00:45:35,364 AND THIS IS HOW I GET REPAID, 858 00:45:35,366 --> 00:45:38,468 PERHAPS I SHOULD HAVE JUST LET THEM MOW DOWN A COUPLE PEDESTRIANS. 859 00:45:40,971 --> 00:45:42,205 RECITE THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS. 860 00:45:42,207 --> 00:45:44,373 OKAY, YOU WANNA KNOW? I CAN'T DO THAT. 861 00:45:44,375 --> 00:45:47,944 AND ONLY A DRUNK PERSON WOULD EVEN ATTEMPT THAT. 862 00:45:47,946 --> 00:45:51,914 THIS DOES NOT QUALIFY AS FLYING UNDER THE RADAR. 863 00:45:51,916 --> 00:45:54,317 AT LEAST SHE IS ACTUALLY SOBER. 864 00:46:04,161 --> 00:46:05,528 WHAT HAPPENED? 865 00:46:05,530 --> 00:46:07,997 -WE TRADED NUMBERS. -[NORA] PLAYA, PLAYA. 866 00:46:07,999 --> 00:46:08,998 [LAUGHING] OH, MY GOD. 867 00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:10,366 STILL GOT IT. 868 00:46:10,368 --> 00:46:12,502 -OKAY, CAN YOU NOT? -CAN YOU STOP, PLEASE? 869 00:46:12,504 --> 00:46:13,936 -[SIREN WAILS] -DO NOT WAVE! 870 00:46:13,938 --> 00:46:15,905 -DO NOT. -[GIGGLING] 871 00:46:20,410 --> 00:46:22,411 -NORA. -YES, SIR? 872 00:46:22,413 --> 00:46:26,048 -WHY WON'T THE CAR START? -I DON'T KNOW. 873 00:46:26,050 --> 00:46:28,551 I DON'T KNOW. YOU'RE THE ONE DRIVING. 874 00:46:28,553 --> 00:46:30,553 HOW LONG HAS THAT LIGHT BEEN ON? 875 00:46:30,555 --> 00:46:33,022 I THINK, LIKE, A COUPLE MONTHS. 876 00:46:33,024 --> 00:46:36,058 YOU'VE HAD YOUR "CHECK ENGINE" LIGHT ON FOR A COUPLE MONTHS? 877 00:46:36,060 --> 00:46:37,894 HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW IT'S A "CHECK ENGINE" LIGHT? 878 00:46:37,896 --> 00:46:39,061 -[GROANS] -WHAT? 879 00:46:39,063 --> 00:46:40,263 IT'S NOT LIKE ANYONE TELLS YOU 880 00:46:40,265 --> 00:46:41,998 WHAT ANY OF THOSE LIGHTS MEAN. 881 00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,033 OKAY, WHAT NOW? 882 00:46:44,035 --> 00:46:45,835 ABANDON SHIP? 883 00:46:45,837 --> 00:46:47,837 UM, WE ARE NOT LEAVING MY CAR ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD. 884 00:46:47,839 --> 00:46:49,472 SOMETIMES IT JUST NEEDS A COUPLE MINUTES TO COOL DOWN. 885 00:46:49,474 --> 00:46:51,174 -A COUPLE? -LIKE, 20. 886 00:46:51,176 --> 00:46:52,842 YOU'RE RIGHT-- LET'S SIT ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD 887 00:46:52,844 --> 00:46:56,145 UNTIL HE WAKES UP, OR WE FIND A TOW? 888 00:46:56,147 --> 00:46:58,815 -FINE. -LET'S JUST GET HIM OUT AND SET HIM UP HERE. 889 00:47:08,058 --> 00:47:09,492 [OLIVIA] OH, MY GOD, 890 00:47:09,494 --> 00:47:11,828 -GIVE ME FIRST. -OH NO, PLEASE CONTINUE TO TEXT. 891 00:47:11,830 --> 00:47:14,363 -OKAY. -WATCH HIS PENIS. 892 00:47:15,399 --> 00:47:16,866 [MUTTERING] 893 00:47:16,868 --> 00:47:18,000 [GROANS] 894 00:47:18,002 --> 00:47:19,468 -OR WE GET UNDER. -DO YOU HAVE HIM? 895 00:47:19,470 --> 00:47:21,904 -I'M UNDER. -[GRUNTS] 896 00:47:21,906 --> 00:47:23,873 OKAY. 897 00:47:25,275 --> 00:47:26,876 THIS WON'T ATTRACT ANY ATTENTION. 898 00:47:26,878 --> 00:47:28,244 WE ALREADY GOT PULLED OVER. 899 00:47:28,246 --> 00:47:30,179 I THINK WE'RE THROUGH THE WORST OF IT. 900 00:47:30,181 --> 00:47:31,514 IT'S NOT THE DESERT, BUT IT'LL DO. 901 00:47:33,150 --> 00:47:36,252 I THINK WE'RE SAFE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE. 902 00:47:36,254 --> 00:47:38,154 YOU LOOK MARVELOUS. 903 00:47:38,156 --> 00:47:39,622 -WAIT-- -JESUS, NORA, 904 00:47:39,624 --> 00:47:41,424 IT LOOKS LIKE A 500 POUND COMPUTER PROGRAMMER 905 00:47:41,426 --> 00:47:43,359 LIVES IN YOUR TRUNK. 906 00:47:43,361 --> 00:47:45,595 THE LAST ACCENT PIECE. 907 00:47:49,933 --> 00:47:52,068 "I'M READY FOR MY CLOSE-UP, MR. DeMILLE." 908 00:47:52,070 --> 00:47:53,302 LOVELY, HE LOOKS LIKE HE CAN HIT 909 00:47:53,304 --> 00:47:54,337 "THE MAN HOLE" WHEN WE'RE FINISHED. 910 00:47:54,339 --> 00:47:56,172 I DO WHAT I CAN. 911 00:48:05,015 --> 00:48:07,283 [PHONE RINGS] 912 00:48:07,285 --> 00:48:09,051 [PHONE RINGS] 913 00:48:15,359 --> 00:48:17,960 [COYOTE HOWLS] 914 00:48:26,236 --> 00:48:28,271 GUESS I DON'T HAVE TO GO TO THE GYM FOR THE NEXT WEEK. 915 00:48:28,273 --> 00:48:30,006 YEAH, WELL, BUT YOU'RE NOT TONING YOUR ARMS. 916 00:48:30,008 --> 00:48:31,908 WHAT IS IT WITH YOU GUYS AND THE ARM JOKES AND ME? 917 00:48:31,910 --> 00:48:35,044 -OH, COME ON. -I WANT AN APOLOGY. 918 00:48:35,046 --> 00:48:37,446 -OH, HE'S BUCKING. -OH, OH, HEY, WHOA. 919 00:48:37,448 --> 00:48:42,018 WHAT THE FUCK? 920 00:48:42,020 --> 00:48:43,386 AND HE'S OUT. 921 00:48:43,388 --> 00:48:44,453 I THOUGHT I WAS THE CLUMSY ONE. 922 00:48:44,455 --> 00:48:45,554 [PHONE RINGS] 923 00:48:45,556 --> 00:48:47,189 DON'T YOU DARE ANSWER THAT. 924 00:48:47,191 --> 00:48:48,391 I DON'T WANT TO. IT'S PROBABLY JUST RYAN. 925 00:48:48,393 --> 00:48:50,459 SHOULD WE JUST, DO IT HERE? 926 00:48:50,461 --> 00:48:53,663 IT'S NOT GONNA GET HIM ON THE SEX OFFENDERS REGISTRY OR ANYTHING. 927 00:48:53,665 --> 00:48:56,265 I COULD SETTLE FOR HUMILIATION AND DUSTY NUTS. 928 00:48:56,267 --> 00:48:58,334 [CHUCKLES] THAT'LL BE THE TITLE OF HIS AUTOBIOGRAPHY. 929 00:48:58,336 --> 00:49:00,336 "DUSTY NUTS." 930 00:49:00,338 --> 00:49:03,306 I THINK HE'S OUT. WE COULD PRETTY MUCH DO ANYTHING WE WANT TO HIM. 931 00:49:03,308 --> 00:49:04,974 I SAY WE BRAND HIM. 932 00:49:04,976 --> 00:49:06,275 DO YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE A BRANDING IRON 933 00:49:06,277 --> 00:49:07,944 IN YOUR TRUNK, AS WELL? 934 00:49:07,946 --> 00:49:09,512 I'M NOT ABOVE ETCHING, "RAPIST" ON HIS STOMACH. 935 00:49:09,514 --> 00:49:11,080 NO, LET'S STICK TO THE PLAN. 936 00:49:11,082 --> 00:49:13,049 I WOULD RATHER NOT ADD ASSAULT AND BATTERY 937 00:49:13,051 --> 00:49:14,183 TO THE LIST, WITH KIDNAPPING. 938 00:49:14,185 --> 00:49:15,384 DO YOU HAVE THE SCISSORS? 939 00:49:15,386 --> 00:49:16,953 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH THEM? 940 00:49:16,955 --> 00:49:18,487 CUT HIS CLOTHES OFF. 941 00:49:18,489 --> 00:49:20,189 IF WE'RE GONNA MAKE HIM HITCH BACK NAKED 942 00:49:20,191 --> 00:49:21,357 IN SUNGLASSES AND A FEATHER BOA, 943 00:49:21,359 --> 00:49:23,592 HE NEEDS TO BE NAKED. 944 00:49:23,594 --> 00:49:24,961 WE'RE NOT GOING TO PHYSICALLY UNDRESS HIM 945 00:49:24,963 --> 00:49:26,128 I DON'T NEED TO REMINISCE. 946 00:49:26,130 --> 00:49:28,531 I'M JUST GONNA CUT HIS CLOTHES OFF. 947 00:49:28,533 --> 00:49:30,299 WELL, I FORGOT THEM. 948 00:49:30,301 --> 00:49:34,170 OKAY, JUST SIT HIM UP, AND I WILL TAKE HIS CLOTHES OFF. 949 00:49:35,472 --> 00:49:37,006 -[GROANS] -[BLAIR GROANS] 950 00:49:37,008 --> 00:49:40,476 -[GASPS] OH, GOD. -WHAT, WHAT? 951 00:49:40,478 --> 00:49:41,711 OH, JUST-- COME HERE. 952 00:49:41,713 --> 00:49:44,046 OH, GOD. WHAT NOW? 953 00:49:46,450 --> 00:49:49,185 I DON'T THINK WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO WORRY 954 00:49:49,187 --> 00:49:51,053 ABOUT HUMILIATING HIM ANYMORE. 955 00:49:51,055 --> 00:49:52,154 GOD. 956 00:49:52,156 --> 00:49:54,023 OKAY, THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING. 957 00:49:54,025 --> 00:49:55,725 -IS HE BREATHING? -YEAH. 958 00:49:55,727 --> 00:49:57,460 MAYBE THROUGH THE GIANT HOLE IN THE CENTER OF HIS FACE. 959 00:49:57,462 --> 00:50:00,229 SO, HE'S DEAD? LIKE, DEAD, DEAD? 960 00:50:00,231 --> 00:50:01,564 WHAT OTHER KIND IS THERE? 961 00:50:01,566 --> 00:50:03,199 DEAD IS A PRETTY DEFINITIVE WORD TO USE. 962 00:50:03,201 --> 00:50:05,668 [DARCY] SEE, THIS IS WHY I DON'T ONLINE DATE. 963 00:50:05,670 --> 00:50:08,404 -IT'S TOO MUCH WORK. -[PHONE RINGS] 964 00:50:08,406 --> 00:50:09,672 GOD, CAN RYAN TAKE A HINT? 965 00:50:09,674 --> 00:50:11,607 PSYCHOTIC, MUCH? 966 00:50:11,609 --> 00:50:13,509 OKAY, WE ARE STANDING OVER THE DEAD BODY OF YOUR LAST DATE, 967 00:50:13,511 --> 00:50:15,311 SO YOU SHOULD PROBABLY NOT START WITH ME. 968 00:50:15,313 --> 00:50:16,645 SO, WE'RE NOT WORRIED THAT HE'S A TAD POSSESSIVE? 969 00:50:16,647 --> 00:50:18,514 HE GETS WORRIED ABOUT ME. 970 00:50:18,516 --> 00:50:20,516 YEAH, I BET HE'S REAL CONCERNED ABOUT YOUR WELFARE. 971 00:50:20,518 --> 00:50:22,385 [SIGHS] YOU DON'T KNOW HOW HE IS. 972 00:50:22,387 --> 00:50:23,686 ALL THE GOOD STUFF HE DOES. 973 00:50:23,688 --> 00:50:25,755 RIGHT, WE DON'T, SO TELL US. 974 00:50:25,757 --> 00:50:27,523 HE'S BEEN SUPPORTING ME SINCE I LOST MY JOB. 975 00:50:27,525 --> 00:50:29,291 YOU LOST YOUR JOB? 976 00:50:29,293 --> 00:50:30,760 OKAY, WE HAVE MORE PRESSING ISSUES THAN MY LOVE LIFE, 977 00:50:30,762 --> 00:50:32,228 AND EMPLOYMENT STATUS. 978 00:50:32,230 --> 00:50:33,796 I DON'T THINK HE'S GOING ANYWHERE. 979 00:50:33,798 --> 00:50:36,665 WE ARE CORPSE ADJACENT. DEAD JOKES ARE NOT FUNNY. 980 00:50:36,667 --> 00:50:39,035 OKAY, PLEASE, I WOULD LOVE FOR YOU TO KEEP YELLING 981 00:50:39,037 --> 00:50:40,436 SO THE COPS CAN FIND US AGAIN. 982 00:50:40,438 --> 00:50:43,639 -[GASPS] NO! -EW! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING. 983 00:50:43,641 --> 00:50:45,341 [WHIMPERS] 984 00:50:45,343 --> 00:50:47,710 NORA? ARE YOU CRACKING? 985 00:50:47,712 --> 00:50:49,145 IS THIS YOU CRACKING? 986 00:50:49,147 --> 00:50:50,613 IF I DID, WOULD YOU KILL ME, TOO? 987 00:50:50,615 --> 00:50:53,349 -NO. -OKAY, WHAT IS GOING ON? 988 00:50:53,351 --> 00:50:54,617 [WHIMPERS] MY SHOES. 989 00:50:54,619 --> 00:50:57,787 THERE'S BLOOD ON MY SHOES, GROSS. 990 00:50:57,789 --> 00:50:59,422 THEN STOP TOUCHING EVERYTHING. 991 00:50:59,424 --> 00:51:00,523 IT IS EVERYWHERE. 992 00:51:00,525 --> 00:51:02,525 OKAY-- WE'RE GONNA BE FINE. 993 00:51:02,527 --> 00:51:04,226 EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OKAY. 994 00:51:04,228 --> 00:51:05,327 [SNIFFLES] I HAVE TO GO. 995 00:51:05,329 --> 00:51:06,429 I HAVE TO GET MY SHOE CLEANER. 996 00:51:06,431 --> 00:51:08,397 [WHIMPERS] 997 00:51:08,399 --> 00:51:10,332 RIDICULOUS. 998 00:51:10,334 --> 00:51:12,468 GET HIS I.D. 999 00:51:12,470 --> 00:51:15,304 I'M SORRY I'M NOT FUCKING SORRY. 1000 00:51:15,306 --> 00:51:18,774 ♪ I MISSED THE FLIGHT ♪ 1001 00:51:18,776 --> 00:51:22,611 ♪ TO NEVERLAND ♪ 1002 00:51:22,613 --> 00:51:29,285 ♪ BUT PETER YOU MISS SO MUCH OF ME ♪ 1003 00:51:29,287 --> 00:51:33,255 ♪ I MISSED THE FLIGHT ♪ 1004 00:51:33,257 --> 00:51:35,224 ♪ TO NEVERLAND... ♪ 1005 00:51:35,226 --> 00:51:36,725 [DARCY] FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, 1006 00:51:36,727 --> 00:51:39,695 WE WERE BRIEFLY SPEECHLESS. 1007 00:51:39,697 --> 00:51:41,664 I DIDN'T CARE THAT HE WAS DEAD. 1008 00:51:41,666 --> 00:51:44,867 IN FACT, IT SEEMED LIKE THE UNIVERSE'S WAY OF SERVING JUSTICE. 1009 00:51:44,869 --> 00:51:47,269 ♪ ...I MISSED THE FLIGHT ♪ 1010 00:51:47,271 --> 00:51:49,839 ♪ TO NEVERLAND... ♪ 1011 00:51:51,174 --> 00:51:52,575 WHAT ABOUT BLAIR? 1012 00:51:52,577 --> 00:51:53,676 WE'LL SAY IT WAS A MAFIA HIT. 1013 00:51:53,678 --> 00:51:55,377 NO, LIKE SERIOUSLY. 1014 00:51:55,379 --> 00:51:58,514 HE'S RANDOM GUY WITHOUT I.D. IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE. 1015 00:51:58,516 --> 00:52:00,282 BY THE TIME THE ANIMALS ARE DONE WITH HIM, 1016 00:52:00,284 --> 00:52:02,618 HE'LL ONLY BE RECOGNIZABLE THROUGH DENTAL RECORDS. 1017 00:52:02,620 --> 00:52:04,753 TOO BAD WE COULDN'T HAVE TAKEN ADAM OUT AT THE SAME TIME. 1018 00:52:06,156 --> 00:52:07,623 -WHAT? -NO, IT'S JUST-- 1019 00:52:07,625 --> 00:52:09,258 I FEEL LIKE WHENEVER WE START TALKING ABOUT HIM, 1020 00:52:09,260 --> 00:52:10,526 IS WHEN HE SHOWS UP. 1021 00:52:10,528 --> 00:52:12,361 ITS LIKE HE HAS A RADAR FOR IT, 1022 00:52:12,363 --> 00:52:14,630 AND WE DEFINITELY DO NOT NEED HIM SHOWING UP TONIGHT. 1023 00:52:14,632 --> 00:52:17,233 [DARCY] AMEN TO THAT. 1024 00:52:18,568 --> 00:52:20,269 DO YOU EVER MISS HIM? 1025 00:52:20,271 --> 00:52:23,906 HOW COULD I MISS HIM? HE'S ALWAYS LURKING AROUND. 1026 00:52:39,189 --> 00:52:43,425 -I'LL GO GRAB MY STUFF. -OKAY. 1027 00:52:43,427 --> 00:52:45,394 I'LL BE REALLY QUICK. 1028 00:52:51,168 --> 00:52:52,935 [SIGHS] I NEED A SHOE CLEANER, STAT! 1029 00:52:58,808 --> 00:53:01,410 OH, WHERE ARE YOU AT? 1030 00:53:03,313 --> 00:53:04,947 EUREKA! 1031 00:53:04,949 --> 00:53:06,916 I HAVE FOUND IT. 1032 00:53:10,887 --> 00:53:13,322 PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE. 1033 00:53:13,324 --> 00:53:16,292 IF THERE IS A GOD. 1034 00:53:16,294 --> 00:53:18,427 -WHAT ARE YOU DOING? -OH, FUCK! 1035 00:53:18,429 --> 00:53:21,597 UH, I STAINED MY SHOES. 1036 00:53:21,599 --> 00:53:23,399 HOW'D YOU DO THAT? 1037 00:53:23,401 --> 00:53:25,568 SOME COW IN LEOPARD PRINT SPILLED A VODKA CRAN ON THEM. 1038 00:53:25,570 --> 00:53:27,937 HAG. 1039 00:53:27,939 --> 00:53:32,841 -WHAT? -YOU'RE SO GOOD AT LYING, IT SCARES ME. 1040 00:53:32,843 --> 00:53:34,944 [SIGHS] WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1041 00:53:34,946 --> 00:53:37,813 -I KNOW WHERE YOU WERE TONIGHT. -[SCOFFS] 1042 00:53:37,815 --> 00:53:39,982 I KNOW WHAT YOU DID. 1043 00:53:39,984 --> 00:53:41,250 WHAT I DID? 1044 00:53:41,252 --> 00:53:42,318 WHAT ABOUT WHAT SHE DID? 1045 00:53:42,320 --> 00:53:43,686 I MEAN, HIT YOUR MOUTH, SISTER. 1046 00:53:43,688 --> 00:53:45,721 EXHIBIT A. 1047 00:53:49,960 --> 00:53:54,263 LOOKS LIKE YOU HAD A BLOODY GOOD TIME, MATE. 1048 00:53:59,236 --> 00:54:00,836 SHE SHOULD JUST GIVE IT UP. 1049 00:54:00,838 --> 00:54:03,706 BLOOD DOESN'T COME OUT OF ANYTHING. 1050 00:54:03,708 --> 00:54:06,675 [CHUCKLES] THIS ONE TIME, 1051 00:54:06,677 --> 00:54:10,246 ADAM FELL AND CUT HIMSELF IN THE KITCHEN, 1052 00:54:10,248 --> 00:54:12,348 I MEAN, IT WAS AFTER HE PUNCHED ME, 1053 00:54:12,350 --> 00:54:13,716 SO PART OF ME JUST WANTED 1054 00:54:13,718 --> 00:54:15,551 TO LET HIM BLEED OUT ALL OVER THE PLACE, 1055 00:54:15,553 --> 00:54:17,553 LIKE A STUCK PIG. 1056 00:54:17,555 --> 00:54:20,022 BUT I DIDN'T. 1057 00:54:20,024 --> 00:54:22,625 ANYWAY, IN THE PROCESS, HE BLED ALL OVER EVERYTHING, 1058 00:54:22,627 --> 00:54:25,794 HE EVEN STAINED THE KITCHEN COUNTER. 1059 00:54:25,796 --> 00:54:28,731 I COULD NEVER GET IT OUT. 1060 00:54:28,733 --> 00:54:32,001 GOD, THAT WAS THE SWEETEST BEDTIME STORY. 1061 00:54:32,003 --> 00:54:33,802 -[CHUCKLES] -PLEASE, TELL IT AGAIN. 1062 00:54:33,804 --> 00:54:35,371 [BOTH LAUGH AND SIGH] 1063 00:54:35,373 --> 00:54:37,873 I HAVE SO MANY STORIES LIKE THAT. 1064 00:54:39,309 --> 00:54:42,544 WHY DIDN'T YOU EVER TELL ME? 1065 00:54:42,546 --> 00:54:44,980 IT'S NOT SOMETHING YOU TALK ABOUT. 1066 00:54:44,982 --> 00:54:48,684 NOT EVEN TO YOUR FRIENDS? 1067 00:54:48,686 --> 00:54:51,420 ESPECIALLY NOT TO YOUR FRIENDS. 1068 00:54:54,391 --> 00:54:55,524 I THINK YOU'RE OVERREACTING JUST A LITTLE. 1069 00:54:55,526 --> 00:54:56,625 I KNOW I DIDN'T ANSWER MY PHONE, 1070 00:54:56,627 --> 00:54:59,328 NO, THAT'S THE THING-- YOU DID. 1071 00:54:59,330 --> 00:55:01,030 NOW I'M CONFUSED. HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING? 1072 00:55:01,032 --> 00:55:03,465 -I HEARD THE WHOLE THING. -YOU HEARD WHAT? 1073 00:55:03,467 --> 00:55:04,967 WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT? 1074 00:55:04,969 --> 00:55:06,935 OKAY, YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I-- LOOK. 1075 00:55:08,038 --> 00:55:10,306 YOU BUTT-ANSWERED. 1076 00:55:10,308 --> 00:55:11,540 NOW DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT? 1077 00:55:11,542 --> 00:55:12,941 I ACTUALLY DON'T. I HAVE TO GO, 1078 00:55:12,943 --> 00:55:14,510 AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 1079 00:55:14,512 --> 00:55:16,945 YOU'VE REALLY BEEN DRINKING AND YOU ARE PARANOID. 1080 00:55:16,947 --> 00:55:18,781 NO. LOOK, YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 1081 00:55:18,783 --> 00:55:21,083 LIKE HELL I'M NOT. 1082 00:55:21,085 --> 00:55:22,618 I THINK I'M GONNA GO CHECK ON HER. 1083 00:55:22,620 --> 00:55:24,853 -TELL HER TO HURRY UP. -YOU'RE COMING WITH ME. 1084 00:55:24,855 --> 00:55:26,322 WE'RE JUST GONNA FIND HER 1085 00:55:26,324 --> 00:55:27,923 PSYCHOTICALLY SCRUBBING HER SHOES. 1086 00:55:27,925 --> 00:55:30,426 AT THE VERY LEAST, WE'LL HURRY HER UP. 1087 00:55:30,428 --> 00:55:32,995 IF WE CAN PRY THEM OUT OF HER HANDS. 1088 00:55:34,364 --> 00:55:36,699 -[GROANS] -[MM-HMM] 1089 00:55:40,570 --> 00:55:44,773 SHH. 1090 00:55:44,775 --> 00:55:46,709 SOMEONE NEEDS TO HAVE A GARAGE SALE. 1091 00:55:46,711 --> 00:55:48,477 YEAH. 1092 00:55:50,513 --> 00:55:51,747 SHH, SHH. 1093 00:55:51,749 --> 00:55:53,415 [RYAN] YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A CHILD. 1094 00:55:53,417 --> 00:55:54,817 [NORA] GOOD, THEN YOU WON'T MIND IF I LEAVE. 1095 00:55:54,819 --> 00:55:56,452 WHAT-- SO, WHERE ARE YOU GONNA GO, THEN? 1096 00:55:56,454 --> 00:55:57,886 OH, BECAUSE BEING HERE IS SUCH A DELIGHT, 1097 00:55:57,888 --> 00:55:59,421 WHY WOULDN'T I WANT TO STAY? 1098 00:55:59,423 --> 00:56:01,423 -SO, WHY HAVE YOU STAYED? -YOU'RE SUCH AN ASS. 1099 00:56:01,425 --> 00:56:02,925 NO, ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION! 1100 00:56:02,927 --> 00:56:04,660 BECAUSE I LOVE YOU! 1101 00:56:06,930 --> 00:56:08,464 WAIT, THEN, WHY ARE YOU LEAVING ME? 1102 00:56:08,466 --> 00:56:09,898 CLEARLY, THIS IS OVER. 1103 00:56:09,900 --> 00:56:11,567 OKAY, BUT, IF YOU JUST TALK TO ME-- 1104 00:56:11,569 --> 00:56:15,104 OKAY, THAT'S THE POINT-- I CAN'T TALK TO YOU ANYMORE. 1105 00:56:15,106 --> 00:56:17,039 SO WHAT, ARE YOU GONNA LEAVE WITH THE GIRLS? THAT'S FUCKING RICH. 1106 00:56:17,041 --> 00:56:18,841 YOU DON'T ACCEPT ME. THEY DO. 1107 00:56:18,843 --> 00:56:21,477 I'M STILL THE SAME PERSON. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S CHANGED. 1108 00:56:21,479 --> 00:56:23,545 THAT'S BECAUSE THE CIRCUMSTANCES HAVE CHANGED, OKAY? 1109 00:56:23,547 --> 00:56:26,115 -NO, YOU HAVE TO ADAPT. -NO, ACTUALLY, I DON'T. 1110 00:56:26,117 --> 00:56:28,450 -THEY DON'T NEED ME TO CHANGE. -NORA, LISTEN TO YOURSELF. 1111 00:56:28,452 --> 00:56:29,852 YOU'RE BEING FUCKING RIDICULOUS. 1112 00:56:29,854 --> 00:56:31,854 -I'M LEAVING. -NO, NO, YOU'RE NOT. 1113 00:56:31,856 --> 00:56:33,989 OKAY, LOOK, IF YOU WALK OUT, 1114 00:56:33,991 --> 00:56:36,625 I WILL RUIN ALL OF YOU. 1115 00:56:37,660 --> 00:56:38,961 [SCOFFS] OH F-- OH, GOD, 1116 00:56:38,963 --> 00:56:41,029 OH, THAT'S GREAT. YEAH, WELCOME. YEAH. 1117 00:56:41,031 --> 00:56:43,065 NORA, WE HAVE TO GO. 1118 00:56:43,067 --> 00:56:45,501 YEAH, NO YOU'RE NOT. NO ONE'S GOING ANYWHERE. 1119 00:56:45,503 --> 00:56:46,668 GIVE HER BACK HER BAG. 1120 00:56:46,670 --> 00:56:48,570 NO, IT'S MY BAG. I PAID FOR IT. 1121 00:56:48,572 --> 00:56:50,005 -IT WAS A GIFT. -WELL, I'M TAKING IT BACK, ANYWAY. 1122 00:56:50,007 --> 00:56:51,640 UGH! LET GO! 1123 00:56:51,642 --> 00:56:53,175 OVER MY DEAD BODY. 1124 00:56:56,946 --> 00:56:59,448 [ALL GASPING] 1125 00:56:59,450 --> 00:57:00,482 ALL RIGHT, THEN. 1126 00:57:00,484 --> 00:57:02,785 RYAN? 1127 00:57:04,187 --> 00:57:06,922 OH, MY GOD. 1128 00:57:06,924 --> 00:57:07,956 [RYAN PANTS] 1129 00:57:09,826 --> 00:57:12,628 YOU KNOW, I HOPE YOU'RE INTENDING ON REPLACING THAT. 1130 00:57:12,630 --> 00:57:14,997 RYAN, YOU HAVE-- 1131 00:57:14,999 --> 00:57:17,766 WHAT THE FUCK? 1132 00:57:21,738 --> 00:57:22,971 NO. 1133 00:57:22,973 --> 00:57:25,607 [CHOKING] 1134 00:57:25,609 --> 00:57:27,976 [GROANS] 1135 00:57:31,848 --> 00:57:33,182 SO, THIS IS BAD. 1136 00:57:33,184 --> 00:57:36,952 -WHAT DO WE DO? -NOTHING. 1137 00:57:36,954 --> 00:57:39,154 HIS MOTHER COMES TO CLEAN TOMORROW. 1138 00:57:39,156 --> 00:57:41,156 HIS MOTHER CLEANS YOUR HOUSE? 1139 00:57:41,158 --> 00:57:45,027 -WHAT DO YOU DO? -APPARENTLY, NOT ENOUGH. 1140 00:57:46,596 --> 00:57:49,097 UH, MY BAG. 1141 00:57:53,670 --> 00:57:55,904 [GLASS CRUNCHES] 1142 00:58:06,950 --> 00:58:09,084 YOU DRIVE. 1143 00:58:20,730 --> 00:58:22,264 [DARCY] IT DAWNED ON ME-- 1144 00:58:22,266 --> 00:58:25,167 MAYBE WE WERE BETTER OFF WITHOUT MEN IN OUR LIVES. 1145 00:58:25,169 --> 00:58:28,804 I KNEW NORA WOULD BE HAPPIER WITHOUT RYAN. 1146 00:58:45,555 --> 00:58:47,723 YOU OKAY UP THERE? 1147 00:58:51,160 --> 00:58:55,097 -DO YOU THINK SHE'S GONNA BE OKAY? -PROBABLY. 1148 00:58:55,099 --> 00:58:57,766 YOU GUYS CAN STOP TALKING ABOUT ME LIKE I'M NOT HERE. 1149 00:58:57,768 --> 00:58:59,868 YOU COULD START RESPONDING LIKE YOU ARE HERE. 1150 00:59:01,838 --> 00:59:04,273 JESUS, SPIT IT OUT, NORA! 1151 00:59:04,275 --> 00:59:06,642 TYPICAL RYAN. 1152 00:59:06,644 --> 00:59:09,211 HE NEVER FUCKING LISTENED. 1153 00:59:09,213 --> 00:59:10,913 I'M JUST BUMMED. 1154 00:59:10,915 --> 00:59:12,281 "BUMMED" IS REALLY THE WORD YOU'RE GONNA GO WITH? 1155 00:59:14,317 --> 00:59:16,285 I KNOW IT'S STUPID. 1156 00:59:16,287 --> 00:59:18,720 IT'S NOT STUPID AT ALL. 1157 00:59:20,723 --> 00:59:24,560 I JUST REALLY LOVED THOSE SHOES. 1158 00:59:24,562 --> 00:59:26,161 NOW I'M GONNA BE HOMELESS AND SINGLE, 1159 00:59:26,163 --> 00:59:28,664 AND HAVE BAD FOOTWEAR. 1160 00:59:58,094 --> 01:00:02,331 -WHAT THE FUCK? -MY PARENTS ARE GOING TO BE SO PISSED. 1161 01:00:02,333 --> 01:00:04,733 ARE YOU GONNA CALL THE COPS? 1162 01:00:04,735 --> 01:00:08,604 AND WHERE AM I GONNA TELL THEM I WAS WHILE MY PLACE WAS BEING TRASHED? 1163 01:00:16,312 --> 01:00:19,348 I CAN THINK OF AN EASY SOLUTION TO THAT PROBLEM. 1164 01:00:19,350 --> 01:00:21,249 EASY BEING A RELATIVE TERM, 1165 01:00:21,251 --> 01:00:23,085 BUT IT'S PROBABLY MORE CONVENIENT THAN REDECORATING 1166 01:00:23,087 --> 01:00:24,987 EVERY TIME YOUR EX THROWS A HISSY FIT. 1167 01:00:24,989 --> 01:00:26,888 I'M LISTENING. 1168 01:00:26,890 --> 01:00:29,324 IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT, HE'S REALLY KIND OF A LOOSE END. 1169 01:00:29,326 --> 01:00:31,193 LURKING ABOUT, AND WHATNOT. 1170 01:00:33,763 --> 01:00:35,731 WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING HERE? 1171 01:00:37,367 --> 01:00:38,734 WE'RE GONNA KILL ADAM. 1172 01:00:38,736 --> 01:00:40,035 [IMITATES CREAKING] 1173 01:00:41,270 --> 01:00:42,771 SHE'S KIDDING. 1174 01:00:44,907 --> 01:00:48,043 NO, SHE WASN'T. 1175 01:00:53,016 --> 01:00:55,050 WELL... 1176 01:00:55,052 --> 01:00:56,918 WE SAID WE'D BE ALL IN IN THE BEGINNING OF THE NIGHT, 1177 01:00:56,920 --> 01:00:59,755 SO, I'M IN. 1178 01:00:59,757 --> 01:01:01,923 YES. 1179 01:01:01,925 --> 01:01:03,692 BUT SERIOUSLY, CAN WE PLEASE GET FOOD FIRST? 1180 01:01:03,694 --> 01:01:06,795 HOMICIDE MAKES ME HUNGRY. 1181 01:01:08,665 --> 01:01:11,233 [DARCY] PROTECTING OLIVIA JUST MADE SENSE. 1182 01:01:13,369 --> 01:01:16,872 I SMELL BACON. 1183 01:01:20,977 --> 01:01:22,344 [SIGHS] I WOULD LITERALLY STAB SOMEONE 1184 01:01:22,346 --> 01:01:23,812 FOR PANCAKES RIGHT NOW. 1185 01:01:23,814 --> 01:01:25,814 DOES TONIGHT WORK FOR EVERYBODY? 1186 01:01:25,816 --> 01:01:27,749 OH GOD, EVERYONE IS JUST A LITTLE TOO OVERSTIMULATED RIGHT NOW. 1187 01:01:27,751 --> 01:01:29,151 YOU'D THINK I WOULD BE THE ONE 1188 01:01:29,153 --> 01:01:30,986 WHO WOULD BE THE MOST EXCITED ABOUT THIS. 1189 01:01:30,988 --> 01:01:33,422 I'M A PASSIONATE PERSON. I'M COMMITTED TO THE CAUSE. 1190 01:01:33,424 --> 01:01:36,992 -I'LL SAY. -[PHONE RINGS] 1191 01:01:38,194 --> 01:01:42,097 HELLO? YES. 1192 01:01:42,099 --> 01:01:44,132 SOMETHING HAPPENED TO RYAN? 1193 01:01:46,035 --> 01:01:50,972 OKAY. I'LL BE RIGHT THERE. 1194 01:01:52,942 --> 01:01:54,910 SOMETHING HAPPENED TO RYAN. 1195 01:01:54,912 --> 01:01:56,812 SHOCKER. 1196 01:01:56,814 --> 01:02:00,048 I JUST WANT BACON TO GO. 1197 01:02:00,050 --> 01:02:03,085 OKAY, DO YOU HAVE YOUR STORY STRAIGHT? 1198 01:02:03,087 --> 01:02:04,453 YEAH. I WAS WITH YOU GUYS ALL NIGHT. 1199 01:02:04,455 --> 01:02:05,954 AND DOING WHAT? 1200 01:02:05,956 --> 01:02:07,222 -WATCHING A MOVIE. -[DARCY] WHAT MOVIE? 1201 01:02:07,224 --> 01:02:08,790 -WHAT DO YOU GOT? -"CLUELESS." 1202 01:02:08,792 --> 01:02:10,292 -WATCHING "CLUELESS." -[DARCY] WHAT ELSE? 1203 01:02:10,294 --> 01:02:11,493 JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WE'RE WATCHING, "CLUELESS," 1204 01:02:11,495 --> 01:02:12,861 EATING STIR FRY AND CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM 1205 01:02:12,863 --> 01:02:14,196 AND BRAIDING EACH OTHER'S HAIR. 1206 01:02:14,198 --> 01:02:15,731 AND LAUGHING AT GUYS ON TINDER ALL NIGHT. 1207 01:02:15,733 --> 01:02:17,799 -BETTER? -MUCH. 1208 01:02:17,801 --> 01:02:19,034 WE CAN'T HAVE ANY HOLES IN OUR STORY, 1209 01:02:19,036 --> 01:02:20,335 OR LOOSE ENDS. 1210 01:02:21,771 --> 01:02:23,105 SAD, SAD. BE SAD. 1211 01:02:23,107 --> 01:02:25,440 WAIT-- THE SHOES. 1212 01:02:25,442 --> 01:02:28,143 -THINK ABOUT THE SHOES. -SEE YOU TONIGHT. 1213 01:02:28,145 --> 01:02:30,278 YEAH WE SHOULD PROBABLY SHARE A CAR RIDE, NOSE GOES. 1214 01:02:30,280 --> 01:02:31,780 OH! 1215 01:02:31,782 --> 01:02:32,781 OH COME ON, NOT IT! 1216 01:02:32,783 --> 01:02:34,382 I DROVE LAST TIME. 1217 01:02:34,384 --> 01:02:37,319 ARE WE SERIOUSLY ORGANIZING A MURDER CARPOOL RIGHT NOW? 1218 01:02:37,321 --> 01:02:38,954 [CACKLES] 1219 01:02:38,956 --> 01:02:41,490 OH MY GOD, IF YOU CRY OVER THAT CEREAL. 1220 01:02:41,492 --> 01:02:45,260 ♪ AND PAYBACK IS A BITCH ♪ 1221 01:02:45,262 --> 01:02:48,130 ♪ YEAH... ♪ 1222 01:03:04,514 --> 01:03:06,381 ♪ OLD MAN RUM GOT YOU WISE ♪ 1223 01:03:06,383 --> 01:03:10,318 ♪ SINCE FALLING THE LAST TIME ♪ 1224 01:03:10,320 --> 01:03:12,954 ♪ BAT YOUR CINNAMON EYES ♪ 1225 01:03:12,956 --> 01:03:17,259 ♪ SLIDE TO THE FAR SIDE ♪ 1226 01:03:17,261 --> 01:03:20,228 ♪ YOU'LL ONLY COME CLOSE ♪ 1227 01:03:20,230 --> 01:03:22,297 ♪ CLOSE ENOUGH TO LOOK ♪ 1228 01:03:24,100 --> 01:03:30,505 ♪ BUT I LIKED YOU BETTER WHEN YOU WEREN'T SO GOOD ♪ 1229 01:03:30,507 --> 01:03:32,941 ♪ YOU LOOK RIPE TO BE PICKED ♪ 1230 01:03:32,943 --> 01:03:36,578 ♪ AND FORBIDDEN TO LICK THOUGH ♪ 1231 01:03:36,580 --> 01:03:38,947 ♪ LIKE SOME APPLE OUTLAWED ♪ 1232 01:03:38,949 --> 01:03:43,518 ♪ UNFIT FOR THE WRONG GOD ♪ 1233 01:03:43,520 --> 01:03:50,058 ♪ WON'T BRING A THING BUT TROUBLE TO MY ROOM ♪ 1234 01:03:50,060 --> 01:03:52,861 ♪ BUT I LIKE MY TROUBLE WITH ♪ 1235 01:03:52,863 --> 01:03:56,464 ♪ VA VA VOOM ♪ 1236 01:03:56,466 --> 01:03:58,967 ♪ SO COME ON IN, DARLING ♪ 1237 01:03:58,969 --> 01:04:02,370 ♪ DON'T YOU RESIST ME ♪ 1238 01:04:02,372 --> 01:04:05,507 ♪ THE MORE YOU DISMISS ME ♪ 1239 01:04:05,509 --> 01:04:09,311 ♪ THE DEVIL DON'T MIND ♪ 1240 01:04:12,381 --> 01:04:13,949 ♪ AND WHAT WOULD SHE SAY ♪ 1241 01:04:13,951 --> 01:04:18,186 ♪ IF ONLY SHE KNEW, LOVE ♪ 1242 01:04:18,188 --> 01:04:20,255 ♪ HOW YOU STUMBLED MY WAY... ♪ 1243 01:04:20,257 --> 01:04:23,358 [EXHALES] 1244 01:04:23,360 --> 01:04:27,128 [SIGHS] 1245 01:04:27,130 --> 01:04:30,432 -[TAPPING ON GLASS] -AH! OH, MY GOD! 1246 01:04:30,434 --> 01:04:33,435 HOW IS IT POSSIBLE THAT YOU ARE LATE FOR LITERALLY EVERYTHING? 1247 01:04:33,437 --> 01:04:35,170 I TOLD YOU WE SHOULD HAVE CARPOOLED. 1248 01:04:36,639 --> 01:04:38,874 WHAT? I HAD TO SHOWER AFTER MY INTERROGATION. 1249 01:04:38,876 --> 01:04:41,443 WOULDN'T IT HAVE MADE MORE SENSE FOR YOU TO SHOWER AFTER THIS? 1250 01:04:41,445 --> 01:04:43,011 RIGHT. MAKE ME THE ERRAND BITCH 1251 01:04:43,013 --> 01:04:44,446 AND THEN CRITICIZE ME FOR EVERYTHING. 1252 01:04:44,448 --> 01:04:47,015 OKAY, LET'S DO THIS. I STILL HAVE MY SPARE KEY. 1253 01:04:47,017 --> 01:04:49,150 WE'RE GOING IN THE BACK DOOR. 1254 01:04:51,120 --> 01:04:52,587 ♪ LET'S CUT TO THE CHASE ♪ 1255 01:04:52,589 --> 01:04:56,424 ♪ WE BOTH KNOW THIS WAS ONLY FOR YOU... ♪ 1256 01:04:57,960 --> 01:04:59,394 NO, HE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HOME, 1257 01:04:59,396 --> 01:05:01,096 I DON'T WANT THE NEIGHBORS NOTICING THE LIGHTS ON. 1258 01:05:01,098 --> 01:05:04,099 ALL RIGHT, MOOD LIGHTING IT IS. 1259 01:05:04,101 --> 01:05:06,501 I PREFER THE COVER OF DARKNESS, ANYWAYS. 1260 01:05:06,503 --> 01:05:08,069 THIS IS SUCH A NICE PLACE. 1261 01:05:08,071 --> 01:05:09,571 I MISS IT. 1262 01:05:09,573 --> 01:05:11,673 -WHY DIDN'T YOU KICK HIM OUT? -TOO MANY MEMORIES. 1263 01:05:11,675 --> 01:05:13,475 AND THE GROUT IN THE KITCHEN IS STAINED. 1264 01:05:13,477 --> 01:05:15,010 -[SNORTS] -SHH. 1265 01:05:15,012 --> 01:05:17,012 ♪ YOU'RE CREEPING ♪ 1266 01:05:17,014 --> 01:05:21,583 ♪ GOING AROUND LIKE A CREATURE OF THE NIGHT... ♪ 1267 01:05:21,585 --> 01:05:23,685 -SLEEPY TIME. -YES. 1268 01:05:23,687 --> 01:05:26,254 ♪ HOPE MY MAMA DOESN'T FIND OUT WHAT I'M DOING ♪ 1269 01:05:26,256 --> 01:05:29,991 ♪ AT NIGHT WITH YOU ♪ 1270 01:05:29,993 --> 01:05:32,694 ♪ MM-MM ♪ 1271 01:05:52,014 --> 01:05:55,383 [DOOR OPENS] 1272 01:06:05,027 --> 01:06:06,561 [SIGHS] 1273 01:06:29,518 --> 01:06:32,287 -[CLINKS] -WHAT THE FUCK? 1274 01:06:50,339 --> 01:06:52,407 -[SIGHS] -[THUD IN DISTANCE] 1275 01:07:02,685 --> 01:07:05,120 HELLO? 1276 01:07:05,122 --> 01:07:07,088 [BANGING IN DISTANCE] 1277 01:07:18,367 --> 01:07:19,701 [GASPS] 1278 01:07:23,773 --> 01:07:26,307 OH, LIV... 1279 01:07:26,309 --> 01:07:27,742 THIS IS SO ROMANTIC. 1280 01:07:27,744 --> 01:07:30,078 SURPRISED? 1281 01:07:31,680 --> 01:07:35,817 -COME TO APOLOGIZE? -FOR WHAT? 1282 01:07:35,819 --> 01:07:38,553 YOU WERE THE ONE WHO TRASHED MY PARENTS HOUSE. 1283 01:07:38,555 --> 01:07:40,688 YOU SERVED ME WITH DIVORCE PAPERS. 1284 01:07:40,690 --> 01:07:42,424 [OLIVIA] SO? 1285 01:07:42,426 --> 01:07:44,492 IT HURT MY FEELINGS. 1286 01:07:44,494 --> 01:07:46,728 I'M NOT SEEING THE CORRELATION. 1287 01:07:49,298 --> 01:07:50,832 [OLIVIA] OH-- 1288 01:07:50,834 --> 01:07:54,402 OH, BABY, YOU LOOK TIRED. 1289 01:07:56,138 --> 01:07:59,340 DID YOU HAVE TOO MUCH TO DRINK? 1290 01:07:59,342 --> 01:08:00,742 [CHUCKLES] 1291 01:08:00,744 --> 01:08:04,112 WELL, IT WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST TIME. 1292 01:08:04,114 --> 01:08:08,183 HERE. SHH. 1293 01:08:12,288 --> 01:08:16,724 I WANT YOU TO KNOW, THAT WHAT'S ABOUT TO HAPPEN TO YOU, 1294 01:08:16,726 --> 01:08:20,195 IS ALL YOUR FAULT. 1295 01:08:23,232 --> 01:08:25,567 "DEAR OLIVIA..." 1296 01:08:25,569 --> 01:08:29,471 WORDS CANNOT BEGIN TO EXPRESS THE DEPTHS 1297 01:08:29,473 --> 01:08:30,572 OF MY SORROW..." 1298 01:08:30,574 --> 01:08:32,207 I DIDN'T WRITE THAT. 1299 01:08:32,209 --> 01:08:34,442 YOU KNOW, IT IS SO RUDE TO INTERRUPT. 1300 01:08:34,444 --> 01:08:37,612 ESPECIALLY WHEN I'M READING YOUR LAST WORDS. 1301 01:08:39,748 --> 01:08:43,685 IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA PAY ATTENTION, THEN WHY BOTHER? 1302 01:08:43,687 --> 01:08:47,856 NO MORE READING BEFORE BEDTIME FOR YOU. 1303 01:08:47,858 --> 01:08:51,593 BUMMER. SPOILER ALERT-- IT WAS KIND OF POETIC. 1304 01:08:51,595 --> 01:08:52,827 QUITE FRANKLY, I THINK IT MAKES YOU SOUND 1305 01:08:52,829 --> 01:08:55,296 MORE INTELLIGENT THAN YOU ARE. 1306 01:08:55,298 --> 01:09:00,135 -WHY? -BECAUSE BLACK WIDOWS EAT THEIR MATES. 1307 01:09:01,837 --> 01:09:05,240 SINCE I KNOW YOU LIKE IT ROUGH, BABE. 1308 01:09:05,242 --> 01:09:07,809 [GROANING] 1309 01:09:49,385 --> 01:09:52,353 -[CELL PHONE BEEPS] -IS THAT A TEXT MESSAGE? 1310 01:09:52,355 --> 01:09:55,590 UH, YEAH, THE COP. 1311 01:09:55,592 --> 01:09:57,258 IS HE ASKING YOU OUT? 1312 01:09:57,260 --> 01:09:59,460 LET'S HOPE NOT FOR HIS SAKE. 1313 01:09:59,462 --> 01:10:02,363 "HOW ABOUT DINNER TOMORROW NIGHT?" 1314 01:10:02,365 --> 01:10:03,965 HERE'S TO NEW BEGINNINGS. 1315 01:10:03,967 --> 01:10:06,334 OH MY GOD, I HAVE A GREAT IDEA FOR MY NEW JOB. 1316 01:10:06,336 --> 01:10:07,735 I COULD DO CRIME SCENE CLEAN-UP. 1317 01:10:07,737 --> 01:10:09,370 YOU COULD PIMP ME OUT TO YOUR NEW BOYFRIEND. 1318 01:10:09,372 --> 01:10:11,272 I-- I'M NOT GONNA BE PIMPING YOU OUT TO ANYONE. 1319 01:10:11,274 --> 01:10:12,941 I'M PRETTY SURE YOU'RE BETTER AT CREATING THE MESS, 1320 01:10:12,943 --> 01:10:15,610 THAN YOU ARE AT CLEANING IT UP. 1321 01:10:32,361 --> 01:10:33,695 [BOTH LAUGHING] 1322 01:10:33,697 --> 01:10:35,430 OH, YOU CAN'T GET IT IN YOUR MOUTH? 1323 01:10:35,432 --> 01:10:36,898 I'M CAREFUL WHEN IT COUNTS. 1324 01:10:36,900 --> 01:10:38,900 BUT FEEDING DOESN'T QUALIFY? 1325 01:10:38,902 --> 01:10:40,501 -I BLAME YOU. -[OFFICER MADISON] MM-HMM. 1326 01:10:40,503 --> 01:10:41,936 YOU'RE JUST SO INTIMIDATING. 1327 01:10:41,938 --> 01:10:43,605 I'M EATING WITH A MAN OF THE LAW. 1328 01:10:43,607 --> 01:10:45,640 -I UNDERSTAND. -WE'LL BE HAVING DESSERTS 1329 01:10:45,642 --> 01:10:46,941 -IN A MOMENT. -OH THANK YOU. 1330 01:10:46,943 --> 01:10:48,910 YOU'RE WELCOME. 1331 01:10:50,679 --> 01:10:54,282 LOOK, I'VE BEEN MEANING TO ASK YOU A QUESTION. 1332 01:10:55,651 --> 01:10:57,385 DID YOU KNOW THE GUY IN THE BACK OF YOUR CAR 1333 01:10:57,387 --> 01:10:58,620 THE NIGHT I PULLED YOU OVER? 1334 01:10:58,622 --> 01:11:01,356 -THE GUY IN THE BACK OF THE CAR... -YEAH. 1335 01:11:01,358 --> 01:11:03,024 NOT REALLY. 1336 01:11:03,026 --> 01:11:05,460 NORA ALWAYS MAKES THE STRANGEST FRIENDS AT THE BAR. 1337 01:11:05,462 --> 01:11:08,463 DOESN'T NORA HAVE A BOYFRIEND? 1338 01:11:08,465 --> 01:11:10,431 SHE WAS IN THE STATION YESTERDAY ABOUT HIM. 1339 01:11:14,270 --> 01:11:16,638 WILL YOU EXCUSE ME? I JUST HAVE TO... 1340 01:11:16,640 --> 01:11:18,773 LOOK, I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T MEAN TO JUMP INTO WORK, 1341 01:11:18,775 --> 01:11:20,575 -I JUST-- -NO, IT'S-- IT'S FINE. 1342 01:11:20,577 --> 01:11:22,343 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 1343 01:11:26,482 --> 01:11:28,583 -EXCUSE ME. -CAN I HELP YOU WITH SOMETHING? 1344 01:11:28,585 --> 01:11:30,985 IS THERE ANY WAY THAT I COULD CHANGE MY ORDER? 1345 01:11:30,987 --> 01:11:32,954 WOMEN CAN BE SO FICKLE. 1346 01:11:38,627 --> 01:11:39,861 THANK YOU. 1347 01:11:39,863 --> 01:11:42,797 CHIVALRY ISN'T DEAD. 1348 01:11:42,799 --> 01:11:45,833 -I HOPE NOT. -FOR YOU, MISS. AND FOR YOU, SIR. 1349 01:11:45,835 --> 01:11:47,935 -THANK YOU, SIR. -PLEASE ENJOY. 1350 01:11:56,345 --> 01:11:58,446 MMM. 1351 01:12:00,683 --> 01:12:02,650 WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY SOME OF MINE? 1352 01:12:02,652 --> 01:12:04,485 WOW, A MAN WHO'S WILLING TO SHARE HIS DESSERT. 1353 01:12:04,487 --> 01:12:08,656 THAT IS AN ADMIRABLE QUALITY. 1354 01:12:08,658 --> 01:12:11,859 MMM. 1355 01:12:11,861 --> 01:12:16,998 THAT TASTES LIKE HEAVEN. 1356 01:12:17,000 --> 01:12:19,701 WOULD YOU LIKE TO GET A DRINK AFTER THIS? 1357 01:12:19,703 --> 01:12:21,336 SEE, YOU ALREADY WANT TO SPEND 1358 01:12:21,338 --> 01:12:23,037 THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WITH ME. 1359 01:12:23,039 --> 01:12:27,342 I DON'T KNOW IF I COULD HANDLE THE SARCASM FOR THAT LONG. 1360 01:12:27,344 --> 01:12:31,946 NOW THIS... IS TO DIE FOR. 1361 01:12:31,948 --> 01:12:34,015 YOU GONNA LET ME TRY SOME OF IT? 1362 01:12:34,017 --> 01:12:36,984 YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN EVEN PART WITH A BITE OF THIS. 1363 01:12:36,986 --> 01:12:39,887 -[MADISON] HMM. -IT'S VERY DIFFICULT FOR ME. 1364 01:12:39,889 --> 01:12:42,757 FINE. OPEN WIDE. 1365 01:12:44,526 --> 01:12:47,895 I'M KINDA NUTS ABOUT YOU. 1366 01:12:53,936 --> 01:12:55,737 [COUGHING] 1367 01:13:02,010 --> 01:13:05,546 [GASPING] 1368 01:13:05,548 --> 01:13:08,616 NUTTY NUTTERS, TASTE LIKE PEANUT BUTTERS. 1369 01:13:08,618 --> 01:13:11,386 I REALLY CAN'T. I'M ALLERGIC. 1370 01:13:14,957 --> 01:13:18,159 [GASPING] 1371 01:13:22,765 --> 01:13:25,733 [CHOKING] 1372 01:13:28,404 --> 01:13:30,671 [VOICE FADING] I REALLY WAS HAVING A GREAT TIME. 1373 01:13:30,673 --> 01:13:32,774 [CHOKING] 1374 01:13:39,481 --> 01:13:45,420 ♪ WHAT A BEAUTIFUL SISTER... ♪ 1375 01:13:45,422 --> 01:13:47,488 [DARCY] AND WE ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER. 1376 01:13:47,490 --> 01:13:49,123 BUMMER. 1377 01:13:51,894 --> 01:13:54,595 NORA FINALLY GOT HER DREAM JOB, 1378 01:13:54,597 --> 01:13:56,898 DONUTS INCLUDED. 1379 01:13:58,667 --> 01:14:02,069 OH, MY GOD. 1380 01:14:04,139 --> 01:14:06,174 [GIGGLES] 1381 01:14:08,010 --> 01:14:09,977 ♪ I HAVE BEEN CRYING ♪ 1382 01:14:11,713 --> 01:14:15,450 ♪ WITH BLOOD IN MY HANDS ♪ 1383 01:14:15,452 --> 01:14:18,920 ♪ HIS EYES ARE NOW BURIED ♪ 1384 01:14:18,922 --> 01:14:22,690 ♪ BENEATH ALL THE SAND ♪ 1385 01:14:22,692 --> 01:14:25,159 ♪ SO NOW HE CAN SEE ♪ 1386 01:14:25,161 --> 01:14:30,064 ♪ WHEN I LIE ON THE STAND ♪ 1387 01:14:30,066 --> 01:14:32,700 ♪ WELL THAT'S WHAT I DO ♪ 1388 01:14:32,702 --> 01:14:35,636 ♪ TO PROTECT MY FRIENDS... ♪ 1389 01:14:35,638 --> 01:14:37,138 -[CHUCKLING] -THERE'S MY GIRL. WHAT'S SO FUNNY? 1390 01:14:37,140 --> 01:14:38,806 [DARCY] OLIVIA FOUND LOVE, 1391 01:14:38,808 --> 01:14:40,942 JUST NOT WITH A CUB. 1392 01:14:40,944 --> 01:14:45,012 -[LAUGHING] -I LOVE YOUR FRIENDS. 1393 01:14:45,014 --> 01:14:48,883 ♪ AND TRAP ME WITH ANGER ♪ 1394 01:14:48,885 --> 01:14:52,720 ♪ AND GRIEF IN THIS HOLE ♪ 1395 01:14:52,722 --> 01:14:55,089 ♪ I'M BURIED ALIVE ♪ 1396 01:14:55,091 --> 01:14:59,961 ♪ AND I'VE LOST ALL CONTROL ♪ 1397 01:14:59,963 --> 01:15:05,032 ♪ BUT THAT'S WHAT I DO TO PROTECT MY FRIENDS ♪ 1398 01:15:05,034 --> 01:15:06,834 ♪ I'VE GOT TIME ON MY HANDS... ♪ 1399 01:15:06,836 --> 01:15:10,972 [DARCY] AND ME? I GOT SOME KILLER CHEESECAKE. 1400 01:15:12,508 --> 01:15:18,913 ♪ WITH HIS BLOOD ON MY HANDS ♪ 1401 01:15:21,884 --> 01:15:25,019 ♪ CLEANED UP THE MESS NOW ♪ 1402 01:15:25,021 --> 01:15:29,156 ♪ AND I'VE STARTED TO THINK ♪ 1403 01:15:29,158 --> 01:15:32,226 ♪ HOW DO YOU SMELL SO GOOD ♪ 1404 01:15:32,228 --> 01:15:36,163 ♪ WHEN THE STENCH OF YOU STINKS ♪ 1405 01:15:36,165 --> 01:15:38,900 ♪ SO I BREATHE AND WONDER ♪ 1406 01:15:38,902 --> 01:15:43,771 ♪ AS I SLEEP ON MY DREADS ♪ 1407 01:15:43,773 --> 01:15:48,910 ♪ BUT THAT'S WHAT I DO TO PROTECT MY FRIENDS ♪ 1408 01:15:48,912 --> 01:15:54,148 ♪ I'VE GOT TIME ON MY HANDS ♪ 1409 01:15:54,150 --> 01:15:56,150 ♪ I GOT TIME ♪ 1410 01:15:56,152 --> 01:16:03,591 ♪ WITH HIS BLOOD ON MY HANDS ♪ 1411 01:16:03,593 --> 01:16:08,863 ♪ I GOT TIME ON MY HANDS ♪ 1412 01:16:08,865 --> 01:16:10,665 ♪ I'VE GOT TIME ♪ 1413 01:16:10,667 --> 01:16:14,835 ♪ WITH HIS BLOOD ON MY HANDS ♪ 1414 01:16:38,961 --> 01:16:41,929 ♪♪ 1415 01:17:03,151 --> 01:17:06,654 ♪ I HAVE BEEN CRYING ♪ 1416 01:17:06,656 --> 01:17:10,091 ♪ WITH BLOOD IN MY HANDS ♪ 1417 01:17:10,093 --> 01:17:13,761 ♪ HIS EYES ARE NOW BURIED ♪ 1418 01:17:13,763 --> 01:17:17,264 ♪ BENEATH ALL THAT SAND ♪ 1419 01:17:17,266 --> 01:17:19,900 ♪ SO NOW HE CAN SEE ♪ 1420 01:17:19,902 --> 01:17:24,405 ♪ WHEN I CRY ON THE STAND ♪ 1421 01:17:24,407 --> 01:17:29,844 ♪ WELL THAT'S WHAT I DID TO PROTECT MY FRIENDS ♪ 1422 01:17:29,846 --> 01:17:34,782 ♪ I'VE GOT TIME ON MY HANDS ♪ 1423 01:17:36,852 --> 01:17:42,256 ♪ WITH HIS BLOOD ON MY HANDS ♪ 1424 01:17:44,660 --> 01:17:49,363 ♪ TIME ON MY HANDS ♪ 1425 01:17:49,365 --> 01:17:51,332 ♪ I GOT TIME ♪ 1426 01:17:51,334 --> 01:17:56,404 ♪ WITH HIS BLOOD ON MY HANDS ♪ 1427 01:18:03,245 --> 01:18:05,046 ♪ I'VE GOT BLOOD ♪ 1428 01:18:05,048 --> 01:18:06,981 ♪ I'VE GOT BLOOD ON MY ♪ 1429 01:18:08,817 --> 01:18:12,753 ♪ OOH ♪ 1430 01:18:12,755 --> 01:18:13,921 ♪ BLOOD ON MY ♪ 1431 01:18:19,161 --> 01:18:27,168 ♪ I'VE GOT BLOOD ON MY HANDS. ♪ 120189