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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:03:27,070 --> 00:03:28,481 Say... 2 00:03:29,806 --> 00:03:32,548 what's the directions you got to McDermott? 3 00:03:32,575 --> 00:03:34,680 Just go straight down here... 4 00:03:34,711 --> 00:03:38,557 hang a left, catch highway 30, and take it all the way out. 5 00:03:38,581 --> 00:03:39,889 Straight on out, and you can't miss it. 6 00:03:39,916 --> 00:03:41,725 OK. Thanks a lot. 7 00:03:44,553 --> 00:03:46,555 Get your ass out of here, lady! 8 00:03:46,588 --> 00:03:49,296 You fool! imbecile! 9 00:03:49,324 --> 00:03:50,826 And take these with you! 10 00:03:50,859 --> 00:03:52,031 Damn it! 11 00:03:53,595 --> 00:03:55,836 You son of a bitch! 12 00:03:55,864 --> 00:03:57,901 I hope you run into a truck! 13 00:03:57,933 --> 00:04:01,244 What's more, you got lousy taste in music! 14 00:04:10,144 --> 00:04:11,487 Are you going to be all right? 15 00:04:11,512 --> 00:04:12,650 What do you want? 16 00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:13,988 I saw you get thrown out of that van. 17 00:04:14,015 --> 00:04:15,756 You landed kind of hard. Are you sure you're OK? 18 00:04:15,783 --> 00:04:17,888 Rotate out of here, Jack! 19 00:04:17,919 --> 00:04:20,593 If you say so. 20 00:04:43,810 --> 00:04:46,381 - Hey, you-Ace. -The name's Harkin. 21 00:04:46,413 --> 00:04:49,394 Excuse me, Harkin. Where are you headed? 22 00:04:49,416 --> 00:04:51,362 West. How about you? 23 00:04:51,384 --> 00:04:52,692 San Francisco. 24 00:04:54,020 --> 00:04:56,591 - Want a ride? -Sure. 25 00:04:58,924 --> 00:05:00,062 Here. 26 00:05:00,092 --> 00:05:02,299 I can handle it. 27 00:05:02,328 --> 00:05:05,332 You ain't some kind of a weirdo, are you? 28 00:05:05,364 --> 00:05:08,208 I don't think so. 29 00:05:08,233 --> 00:05:10,179 - What's your name? -Sunny. 30 00:05:10,202 --> 00:05:12,773 How come that guy threw you out of there like that? 31 00:05:12,805 --> 00:05:14,341 Well, what do you think? 32 00:05:14,373 --> 00:05:16,011 I don't know. That's why I asked. 33 00:05:16,041 --> 00:05:19,079 I ain't going down on a guy at sixty-five miles an hour... 34 00:05:19,111 --> 00:05:21,216 just for a crummy ride. 35 00:05:39,263 --> 00:05:41,300 You got something besides this? 36 00:05:41,332 --> 00:05:43,710 I'm tired of this. 37 00:05:43,735 --> 00:05:45,373 Oh, you don't like country? 38 00:05:45,403 --> 00:05:48,009 Why don't you try something different, OK? 39 00:05:48,039 --> 00:05:49,643 Just pop it in. 40 00:05:54,244 --> 00:05:56,383 Now, this I can handle. 41 00:06:03,954 --> 00:06:06,195 So, why you got four pairs of skis back there? 42 00:06:06,223 --> 00:06:08,396 I'm skiing the world championships... 43 00:06:08,425 --> 00:06:09,802 freestyle at Squaw Valley. 44 00:06:09,826 --> 00:06:13,706 I got one for bumps, one for aerials. 45 00:06:13,730 --> 00:06:15,004 The little short ones there are for ballet... 46 00:06:15,032 --> 00:06:17,342 and one's for just plain speed. 47 00:06:17,366 --> 00:06:20,540 Speed? I could use some of that. 48 00:06:28,679 --> 00:06:30,022 You got a girlfriend, Ace? 49 00:06:30,047 --> 00:06:32,857 I used to, but I spent all my time skiing. 50 00:06:32,883 --> 00:06:34,885 She got tired of being number two. 51 00:06:36,553 --> 00:06:38,760 Hey, how old are you? 52 00:06:38,789 --> 00:06:40,462 Eighteen, in April. 53 00:06:42,158 --> 00:06:44,604 Ran away from home, right? 54 00:06:44,627 --> 00:06:47,836 Wrong. You got to have a home to run away from. 55 00:07:07,216 --> 00:07:09,059 What? 56 00:07:09,084 --> 00:07:11,564 I'm getting a room for the night. 57 00:07:11,586 --> 00:07:14,863 Hey, buddy, you figure you can get in my pants this way. 58 00:07:14,889 --> 00:07:18,701 I--I ain't figuring nothing. 59 00:07:18,727 --> 00:07:21,037 Do you want to spend the night out here in the truck? 60 00:07:22,597 --> 00:07:24,201 It's OK by me. 61 00:07:42,683 --> 00:07:44,856 Hey, Harky, you got something I can wear to bed? 62 00:07:44,885 --> 00:07:47,229 My mother forgot to pack my pajamas. 63 00:07:48,922 --> 00:07:50,526 Thank you. 64 00:07:50,557 --> 00:07:52,298 You know there's only one bed in here. 65 00:07:52,326 --> 00:07:55,364 So? Pick a side and stay there. 66 00:08:47,546 --> 00:08:50,356 So, how come you didn't try nothing last night? 67 00:08:52,550 --> 00:08:54,052 I was tired. 68 00:08:56,086 --> 00:08:58,828 You didn't exactly invite me, anyway. 69 00:08:58,856 --> 00:09:00,028 Are you for real? 70 00:09:04,328 --> 00:09:06,274 Are you a virgin? 71 00:09:08,499 --> 00:09:10,035 Are you? 72 00:09:12,837 --> 00:09:16,182 Well, you had your chance, fella. 73 00:09:16,207 --> 00:09:19,381 I ain't half bad, you know. 74 00:09:20,710 --> 00:09:23,691 So, what happens in Squaw Valley besides skiing? 75 00:09:23,713 --> 00:09:25,488 Beats me. I never been there. 76 00:09:25,515 --> 00:09:27,188 You see, I don't really have to be... 77 00:09:27,217 --> 00:09:28,662 in San Francisco for a while... 78 00:09:28,685 --> 00:09:30,995 and, well, maybe do you just think I could-- 79 00:09:31,020 --> 00:09:32,658 Want to tag along? 80 00:09:32,689 --> 00:09:34,498 Yeah. Why not? 81 00:09:34,524 --> 00:09:36,834 OK, but no funny stuff. 82 00:09:36,860 --> 00:09:39,204 I don't put out for everyone I pick up. 83 00:10:14,896 --> 00:10:16,398 Anybody home? 84 00:10:39,252 --> 00:10:40,925 Damn it. 85 00:10:45,191 --> 00:10:48,229 Someone's at the front desk. 86 00:10:48,261 --> 00:10:49,763 I'll be right back. 87 00:11:06,545 --> 00:11:08,456 Checking in? 88 00:11:08,480 --> 00:11:11,222 Yeah. Banks, Harkin. 89 00:11:11,250 --> 00:11:12,991 Freestyler? 90 00:11:15,921 --> 00:11:18,663 It's the last room we had. I was getting worried about you. 91 00:11:18,691 --> 00:11:20,671 I'll bet. 92 00:11:20,693 --> 00:11:22,764 Welcome to Squaw. 93 00:11:22,795 --> 00:11:24,638 And call me if you need anything. 94 00:11:24,663 --> 00:11:28,167 Yeah, could you wash our truck for us? 95 00:11:28,199 --> 00:11:29,542 First thing in the morning. 96 00:11:29,567 --> 00:11:32,571 Thanks. Come on, Harkin. 97 00:11:42,847 --> 00:11:45,225 Wow! Get a load of this! 98 00:11:45,249 --> 00:11:47,456 I can't believe it. 99 00:11:47,485 --> 00:11:50,557 This looks like a cathouse. 100 00:11:50,588 --> 00:11:53,091 Whoa! This is great! 101 00:11:55,158 --> 00:11:58,537 And you were going to stay here alone? 102 00:11:58,562 --> 00:12:00,473 It was the only place I could get. 103 00:12:06,170 --> 00:12:09,549 Hey, Harkin, check this out. 104 00:12:13,144 --> 00:12:14,885 How does it work? 105 00:12:14,912 --> 00:12:17,791 I don't know. I think it's got some jets or something... 106 00:12:17,815 --> 00:12:19,954 that forces the water up. 107 00:12:19,983 --> 00:12:21,860 A friend of mine stayed in a place like this once... 108 00:12:21,885 --> 00:12:24,559 but it was only for an hour. 109 00:12:50,980 --> 00:12:52,323 Oh, don't stop! 110 00:12:52,348 --> 00:12:54,521 - Oh, that feels good! -I want more! 111 00:12:54,550 --> 00:12:56,052 - Oh, do it! -You like that, huh? 112 00:12:56,085 --> 00:12:58,725 Yes, I do! Oh, I want more! 113 00:12:58,754 --> 00:12:59,926 Touch me! 114 00:13:01,123 --> 00:13:02,864 What do you say we get something to eat? 115 00:13:09,865 --> 00:13:12,368 Want to try these on? 116 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:14,004 Don't you like the way I dress? 117 00:13:14,035 --> 00:13:16,037 I thought you might look nice in them. 118 00:13:22,077 --> 00:13:24,079 Am I gonna have to wash dishes, Ace? 119 00:13:24,112 --> 00:13:26,786 Un-uh. It's my treat. 120 00:13:26,815 --> 00:13:28,522 Well, how can you afford all of this? 121 00:13:28,550 --> 00:13:31,963 The room, the food, this sweater? 122 00:13:31,986 --> 00:13:33,397 Well, my ma knit the sweater... 123 00:13:33,421 --> 00:13:36,368 and I've been working all summer for the money to make this trip. 124 00:13:36,390 --> 00:13:38,529 I milked forty head of cattle twice a day. 125 00:13:40,227 --> 00:13:43,401 Whoa! Get a load of him. 126 00:13:44,631 --> 00:13:49,205 - Oh, my God! -You know him? 127 00:13:49,236 --> 00:13:51,307 That's Rudolf Garmischt! 128 00:13:54,441 --> 00:13:56,785 He won the gold medal in Lake Placid in 1930... 129 00:13:56,810 --> 00:14:00,223 and he's the world freestyle champ the last 2 years running. 130 00:14:00,247 --> 00:14:02,158 Damn sexy, too. 131 00:14:02,181 --> 00:14:04,491 He's the best... 132 00:14:04,517 --> 00:14:07,191 the world's greatest skier. 133 00:14:14,160 --> 00:14:15,503 Mr. Garmischt? 134 00:14:21,434 --> 00:14:22,606 I think you're the greatest. 135 00:14:26,439 --> 00:14:29,249 So ein stupide Amerikaner. 136 00:14:32,410 --> 00:14:35,687 Hey, Adolf! Somebody's talking to you! 137 00:14:41,019 --> 00:14:43,158 That will work in Europe, yeah? 138 00:14:43,188 --> 00:14:48,968 There, the women are beautiful, but also intelligent. 139 00:14:48,994 --> 00:14:51,600 Rotate on this, you nazi bastard! 140 00:14:53,931 --> 00:14:57,105 Nice coat. Uh...rat? 141 00:14:59,069 --> 00:15:01,606 You shouldn't have done that! That was Rudolf Garmischt! 142 00:15:01,639 --> 00:15:02,947 He's a jerk! 143 00:15:06,177 --> 00:15:08,157 Always has been. 144 00:15:08,179 --> 00:15:10,682 Greetings. Dan O'Callahan. 145 00:15:10,714 --> 00:15:12,625 I've seen you in all the ski magazines. 146 00:15:12,650 --> 00:15:14,493 Dan here used to be one of the best. 147 00:15:14,518 --> 00:15:18,125 I still am. What's your name? 148 00:15:18,155 --> 00:15:19,998 I'm Harkin Banks. This is Sunny. 149 00:15:20,023 --> 00:15:23,061 I came here to compete-- if I qualify. 150 00:15:23,092 --> 00:15:26,562 You got to be pretty good to make it on this circuit, kid. 151 00:15:28,531 --> 00:15:30,807 You here to qualify, too? 152 00:15:30,833 --> 00:15:33,677 - I ain't into skiing. -Well, that's no problem. 153 00:15:33,703 --> 00:15:35,546 Plenty of things to do here. 154 00:15:37,273 --> 00:15:40,516 So, you met Rudi, huh? 155 00:15:40,543 --> 00:15:44,616 Well, he might be a great skier, but he's a world-class asshole. 156 00:15:48,016 --> 00:15:50,690 Well, see you on the mountain, huh, kid? 157 00:15:50,719 --> 00:15:52,460 Yeah, I'll be there. 158 00:15:52,487 --> 00:15:53,659 Pleasure. 159 00:15:57,226 --> 00:16:00,002 That guy wants to get into my pants. 160 00:16:00,028 --> 00:16:01,632 What? 161 00:16:01,663 --> 00:16:02,903 He's got another thing coming... 162 00:16:02,931 --> 00:16:04,968 if he thinks he's gonna make it with me. 163 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:07,002 I ain't into older men, you know? 164 00:16:08,804 --> 00:16:10,283 Where did you get all this stuff? 165 00:16:12,006 --> 00:16:13,314 Watch out, watch out. 166 00:16:21,349 --> 00:16:23,920 Hey, watch it, buddy! You jerk! 167 00:16:23,951 --> 00:16:25,555 Come on, Ace, I'll buy you a drink. 168 00:16:25,586 --> 00:16:26,758 You got it. 169 00:16:35,029 --> 00:16:40,001 All right! Nice hand for The Breakers! 170 00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:42,513 OK, get down here 'cause you know what time it is? 171 00:16:42,535 --> 00:16:44,537 Wet T-shirt contest time! 172 00:16:45,972 --> 00:16:47,451 I'm Lester the Molester... 173 00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:49,750 and I run the baddest, meanest wet T-shirt contest there is! 174 00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:52,552 But what do you need to have a wet T-shirt contest? 175 00:16:52,579 --> 00:16:55,423 Yeah, girls! Let's get some girls up here! 176 00:16:55,448 --> 00:16:57,291 Come on, give me some girls up here! 177 00:16:57,317 --> 00:16:59,263 All right! 178 00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:12,975 We need more girls than this, though, don't we? 179 00:17:12,998 --> 00:17:14,477 More! 180 00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:16,002 Yes, we do, but in order to find girls... 181 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:18,572 I gotta get out my girlfinder! 182 00:17:27,346 --> 00:17:31,192 Now, let's go for the girls! Where are you, girls? Come on! 183 00:17:31,215 --> 00:17:33,161 Better close this up-- don't want anybody to get hurt. 184 00:17:33,184 --> 00:17:35,255 Hold this for me back there, would you, darling? 185 00:17:35,286 --> 00:17:37,459 Let's find some more girls. 186 00:17:37,488 --> 00:17:39,297 How about this girl over here? 187 00:17:39,324 --> 00:17:41,930 How about you, honey? You want to get up here? 188 00:17:41,959 --> 00:17:43,370 Hey, guys, let's get that girl up here. 189 00:17:43,394 --> 00:17:44,998 Oh, she's covering up. 190 00:17:45,029 --> 00:17:46,667 Let's go into the back here. How about that girl? 191 00:17:46,698 --> 00:17:49,076 Guys, get her up here! Come on! Bring her up here! 192 00:17:49,100 --> 00:17:51,580 - I got fifty bucks on you. -No way! 193 00:17:51,603 --> 00:17:54,106 Come on, baby! Let's go! 194 00:17:55,773 --> 00:17:58,686 Oh, my lord! 195 00:17:58,710 --> 00:18:00,189 How do you do, darling? I'm new in town... 196 00:18:00,211 --> 00:18:02,487 and I don't know how to get to your house. 197 00:18:03,815 --> 00:18:05,021 How about you, honey? 198 00:18:05,049 --> 00:18:06,392 You look like you're in the mood for a contest. 199 00:18:06,417 --> 00:18:08,158 The guys are all pulling for you. 200 00:18:08,186 --> 00:18:10,223 You would be great in this! 201 00:18:10,254 --> 00:18:11,961 I say, what do you say? 202 00:18:11,989 --> 00:18:14,299 All right, all right! 203 00:18:14,325 --> 00:18:15,736 Come on up here. Yeah. 204 00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:17,899 OK, come on, we need some more girls! 205 00:18:17,929 --> 00:18:22,207 How about this girl back here? Come on up here! 206 00:18:22,232 --> 00:18:26,305 Yeah! Yeah! Come on up here! Another volunteer! 207 00:18:26,336 --> 00:18:30,182 Put me down! Come on, put me down! Put me down! 208 00:18:30,207 --> 00:18:32,983 How about this for a volunteer? 209 00:18:33,009 --> 00:18:34,545 All right! 210 00:18:36,380 --> 00:18:38,587 Let's see them titties! 211 00:18:46,790 --> 00:18:50,067 You guys thought you'd have seltzer bottles... 212 00:18:50,092 --> 00:18:52,163 but I'm the one who gets to do it. 213 00:18:52,194 --> 00:18:53,502 Aw, this is great fun! 214 00:18:53,529 --> 00:18:56,237 It's water time. Get me a volunteer! 215 00:19:35,303 --> 00:19:37,442 Take it off! Take it off! 216 00:20:18,978 --> 00:20:20,685 Come on, wake up! 217 00:21:06,557 --> 00:21:09,401 Oh once 218 00:21:09,426 --> 00:21:11,804 We were dreamers on the rise 219 00:21:11,829 --> 00:21:14,935 We were the sun 220 00:21:14,965 --> 00:21:17,707 Where the sun never shines 221 00:21:17,735 --> 00:21:19,305 And we were gold 222 00:21:20,604 --> 00:21:24,984 Where the nightbird only flies 223 00:21:25,008 --> 00:21:28,114 That's a long time, you know 224 00:21:28,144 --> 00:21:32,115 For that kind of wind to blow 225 00:21:32,148 --> 00:21:34,424 Long time ago 226 00:21:34,450 --> 00:21:39,399 We were dreamers on the rise 227 00:21:39,422 --> 00:21:40,867 Entwined 228 00:21:41,858 --> 00:21:44,361 We said we'd begin again 229 00:21:44,394 --> 00:21:46,670 And we made a vow 230 00:21:48,031 --> 00:21:50,033 That we'd remain as friends 231 00:21:50,065 --> 00:21:52,807 And we'd fallen down 232 00:21:52,834 --> 00:21:57,249 We said we shall rise again 233 00:21:57,272 --> 00:21:59,616 That's a long time, you know 234 00:21:59,641 --> 00:22:03,316 For that kind of wind to blow 235 00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:06,819 Long time ago 236 00:22:06,848 --> 00:22:10,489 We were dreamers on the mend 237 00:22:10,519 --> 00:22:12,760 Long time ago 238 00:22:12,788 --> 00:22:16,998 We were dreamers on the mend 239 00:22:17,024 --> 00:22:19,129 And if three 240 00:22:19,160 --> 00:22:22,164 Wishes came into my life 241 00:22:22,196 --> 00:22:25,177 I'd say one 242 00:22:25,199 --> 00:22:27,577 Was to gaze into your eyes 243 00:22:27,602 --> 00:22:30,742 And I'd say two 244 00:22:30,771 --> 00:22:34,583 Would be turning back our lives 245 00:22:34,609 --> 00:22:37,886 Three's a long way to go 246 00:22:37,912 --> 00:22:40,893 For that kind of wind to blow 247 00:22:42,449 --> 00:22:44,929 Long time ago 248 00:22:44,951 --> 00:22:47,795 We were dreamers on the rise 249 00:22:47,821 --> 00:22:50,427 Long time ago 250 00:22:50,457 --> 00:22:53,631 We were dreamers on the rise 251 00:22:53,660 --> 00:22:56,140 Long time ago 252 00:22:56,162 --> 00:22:59,371 We were dreamers 253 00:22:59,399 --> 00:23:04,314 On the rise 254 00:23:07,606 --> 00:23:09,643 You play well. 255 00:23:09,675 --> 00:23:13,282 Thanks. I wrote it myself. 256 00:23:13,312 --> 00:23:15,918 You got more going for you than skiing any day. 257 00:23:15,948 --> 00:23:21,296 Yeah? My sister says that I'm as good as John Denver. 258 00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:23,630 She's not all wrong, Ace. 259 00:23:23,656 --> 00:23:26,660 Yeah, well, she's just a kid. 260 00:23:31,764 --> 00:23:34,267 Well, long day tomorrow. 261 00:23:34,298 --> 00:23:36,539 I guess I'd better be hitting the hay. 262 00:24:08,499 --> 00:24:10,638 Mind if I join you? 263 00:24:10,668 --> 00:24:12,045 Sure. 264 00:24:24,581 --> 00:24:27,084 You son of a bitch! 265 00:24:27,117 --> 00:24:29,859 You're not gonna fall asleep on me two nights in a row! 266 00:25:21,336 --> 00:25:23,282 Whoo! All right! 267 00:25:23,304 --> 00:25:25,011 Nice turns! 268 00:25:25,039 --> 00:25:26,950 Squirrel, look at this kid! 269 00:25:42,553 --> 00:25:46,831 Yeah, the boy is good, but I wouldn't worry about it. 270 00:26:04,642 --> 00:26:07,316 Aspirin, drinky! 271 00:26:12,148 --> 00:26:15,129 Hey, Dan! How you doing? 272 00:26:15,151 --> 00:26:17,654 Not so loud, huh, kid? 273 00:26:17,687 --> 00:26:19,997 I was up all night doing a crossword puzzle. 274 00:26:21,324 --> 00:26:22,564 You want a sip? 275 00:26:26,162 --> 00:26:27,470 A strike! 276 00:26:27,497 --> 00:26:30,967 Hey, listen, kid, I saw your qualifying run this morning. 277 00:26:31,001 --> 00:26:33,641 - Not bad. -Thanks. When are you running? 278 00:26:33,669 --> 00:26:36,013 Oh, well, us vets-- we did it yesterday. 279 00:26:36,038 --> 00:26:37,881 They don't post the results till tonight... 280 00:26:37,906 --> 00:26:39,681 so we're just gonna go out and boogie, you know? 281 00:26:39,708 --> 00:26:41,881 Just clean out the system. 282 00:26:41,910 --> 00:26:45,824 Well, Harkin Banks, I want you to meet the Rat Pack. 283 00:26:45,848 --> 00:26:47,156 This is Squirrel Murphy. 284 00:26:47,182 --> 00:26:48,991 Yeah, best run of the morning, man! 285 00:26:49,018 --> 00:26:50,793 What, were you on 'shrooms or what? 286 00:26:50,819 --> 00:26:53,857 He's a little crazier than he looks. Come on. 287 00:26:53,889 --> 00:26:57,336 Oh, and that's Kendo. 288 00:27:03,431 --> 00:27:05,433 He's got a way with words, huh? 289 00:27:05,466 --> 00:27:06,638 We call him Kamikaze. 290 00:27:06,667 --> 00:27:08,943 When you see him ski, you'll know why. 291 00:27:08,970 --> 00:27:11,610 Oh, and that's Fergy, the motormouth-shut up. 292 00:27:11,639 --> 00:27:13,118 And then Banana Pants. 293 00:27:13,141 --> 00:27:16,122 You can call her Michelle. She's taken. 294 00:27:16,144 --> 00:27:17,282 I am? 295 00:27:17,311 --> 00:27:19,450 Cute, huh? Oh, and Slasher. 296 00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:21,482 Slasher. Slasher. 297 00:27:21,516 --> 00:27:24,520 Say hi to Harkin Banks. 298 00:27:24,552 --> 00:27:26,031 Hey, Harkin. 299 00:27:26,053 --> 00:27:29,057 Good, huh? Well, Harkin here is gonna put the fear of God... 300 00:27:29,089 --> 00:27:31,569 into Rudi Kazooti Garmischt. 301 00:27:39,266 --> 00:27:42,304 He asked if you want to ski with us this afternoon. 302 00:27:42,335 --> 00:27:44,474 We're gonna hit some radical terrain-- 303 00:27:44,504 --> 00:27:48,384 Avalanche City, Outta Bounds, Squirrel Mountain. 304 00:27:48,408 --> 00:27:50,251 Hey, sounds great. 305 00:27:50,277 --> 00:27:51,813 Well, then let's climb aboard... 306 00:27:51,844 --> 00:27:54,381 in an orderly fashion-- spread out! 307 00:28:13,466 --> 00:28:14,638 Good. 308 00:28:34,819 --> 00:28:36,856 Hey, how you doing, Sylvia? 309 00:28:36,888 --> 00:28:39,334 I'll be doing better once you introduce me to your friend. 310 00:28:39,357 --> 00:28:41,530 I saw him qualify on Red Dog. 311 00:28:41,559 --> 00:28:44,506 He's real good. You guys better watch out. 312 00:28:44,528 --> 00:28:46,303 Are you gonna introduce me or not? 313 00:28:46,330 --> 00:28:49,311 Well, of course. Hey, Hark, come here. 314 00:28:52,002 --> 00:28:54,676 Harkin Banks, I'd like you to meet Sylvia. 315 00:28:57,541 --> 00:28:58,747 New on the circuit? 316 00:29:00,511 --> 00:29:03,424 We're gonna go do Broken Arrow. You want to ski with us? 317 00:29:03,447 --> 00:29:06,121 Oh, I gotta get the house ready for the big party tonight. 318 00:29:06,150 --> 00:29:09,927 Oh, well, we'll see you tonight. Can I bring you anything? 319 00:29:09,952 --> 00:29:11,829 Bring him. 320 00:29:11,854 --> 00:29:14,334 I might make him the guest of honor. 321 00:29:14,357 --> 00:29:17,031 Well, you know, he's got a friend. 322 00:29:17,059 --> 00:29:19,835 So, bring his friend. 323 00:29:19,862 --> 00:29:22,775 OK. Can I bring you anything else? 324 00:29:22,799 --> 00:29:26,269 Just you, Daniel-Just you. 325 00:29:35,378 --> 00:29:37,119 She always makes it to the qualifying rounds. 326 00:29:37,146 --> 00:29:39,023 That way she can check out the new talent. 327 00:29:39,048 --> 00:29:42,222 She is beautiful. 328 00:29:42,251 --> 00:29:43,730 You got a good eye, kid. 329 00:29:47,490 --> 00:29:49,333 Watch out! Watch out! 330 00:29:51,427 --> 00:29:54,965 Rudi, you're a goddamn low-life cretinous slug! 331 00:29:58,034 --> 00:30:01,811 You people, stay out of our way! 332 00:30:01,836 --> 00:30:04,749 You may ski on that side or on that side... 333 00:30:04,773 --> 00:30:07,515 but stay out of the middle here. 334 00:30:07,542 --> 00:30:10,079 Hey, Rudi, you can kiss my ass-- 335 00:30:10,111 --> 00:30:11,988 not on this side, not on that side... 336 00:30:12,013 --> 00:30:13,515 but right in ze middle. 337 00:30:18,119 --> 00:30:21,692 Come, Heinz. We finish this later. 338 00:30:31,799 --> 00:30:33,176 What is it with that guy? 339 00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:35,373 Sylvia used to be Rudi's girlfriend... 340 00:30:35,402 --> 00:30:37,507 till someone long-dicked her in Europe. 341 00:30:37,538 --> 00:30:39,484 He figures it was me. 342 00:30:39,506 --> 00:30:40,814 Couldn't blame a guy, though, could you? 343 00:30:40,841 --> 00:30:43,048 Uh-uh. Sylvia's sure got what it takes. 344 00:30:43,077 --> 00:30:44,385 That's why she's got the Rudettes... 345 00:30:44,411 --> 00:30:45,788 drooling all over her. 346 00:30:45,813 --> 00:30:48,316 - Rudettes? -Rudi's gang. 347 00:30:48,349 --> 00:30:49,987 They're so far up his ass, they don't know... 348 00:30:50,017 --> 00:30:52,691 where he leaves off and they begin. 349 00:30:52,719 --> 00:30:56,690 Hey, what do you say we tear up this mountain? 350 00:30:56,723 --> 00:30:58,134 OK, let's hit it! 351 00:30:59,158 --> 00:31:00,637 All right, let's go! 352 00:31:00,660 --> 00:31:01,934 Come on! 353 00:33:37,244 --> 00:33:38,985 I swear to God, it's the funniest thing... 354 00:33:39,012 --> 00:33:40,320 you ever saw was Squirrel-- 355 00:33:40,347 --> 00:33:42,327 Hey, you guys talking about me again? 356 00:33:42,349 --> 00:33:45,990 Squirrel skiing with his pants split up the middle. 357 00:33:46,019 --> 00:33:48,431 Hey, it was too hot to wear underwear. 358 00:33:48,455 --> 00:33:51,527 So he skis down right in front of the TV cameras, right? 359 00:33:51,558 --> 00:33:53,697 He passes, and he bows to the judge. 360 00:33:53,726 --> 00:33:57,071 He flashes the biggest moon you ever seen in your life. 361 00:33:57,096 --> 00:33:58,734 It must have been a hell of a jump, Squirrel... 362 00:33:58,764 --> 00:34:01,074 to rip your pants off. 363 00:34:04,303 --> 00:34:05,611 Hey, Kendo's right. 364 00:34:05,638 --> 00:34:08,551 I cranked off the triple, I flew a hundred yards. 365 00:34:08,574 --> 00:34:11,646 Fuckin'-A, man. That jump was totally awesome. 366 00:34:12,912 --> 00:34:14,914 Guys, I'd like to propose a little toast... 367 00:34:14,947 --> 00:34:16,187 to Squirrel Murphy. 368 00:34:16,215 --> 00:34:19,753 He's been on the world freestyle circuit for 4 years. 369 00:34:19,784 --> 00:34:22,731 He's made $392, been laid twice. 370 00:34:22,754 --> 00:34:25,758 Once every other year-- not bad, Squirrel. 371 00:34:25,790 --> 00:34:29,431 And I would like to toast Snake-legs Banks... 372 00:34:29,461 --> 00:34:31,099 the Bonners Ferry flash... 373 00:34:31,129 --> 00:34:33,006 the newest member of the Rat Pack. 374 00:34:33,031 --> 00:34:35,739 - All right! -All right! 375 00:34:43,675 --> 00:34:45,018 There it is. 376 00:34:53,917 --> 00:34:56,261 - Do you see mine, Dan? -Yeah, you're on it. 377 00:34:56,286 --> 00:34:59,893 - What about me, Dan? -Slasher, Kendo, Squirrel. 378 00:34:59,923 --> 00:35:02,426 All right. What about Fergy and Dagger? 379 00:35:02,459 --> 00:35:04,029 That's it. 380 00:35:04,061 --> 00:35:05,506 What the hell? 381 00:35:05,529 --> 00:35:08,942 Fader, come back here, goddamn it! 382 00:35:08,967 --> 00:35:11,971 4 years on the circuit, and he gets cut-you believe it? 383 00:35:12,002 --> 00:35:13,640 Dagger and Fergy skied better... 384 00:35:13,670 --> 00:35:15,308 than most of the Europeans on the tour. 385 00:35:15,339 --> 00:35:16,943 That doesn't seem fair. 386 00:35:16,974 --> 00:35:18,647 It isn't. 387 00:35:19,977 --> 00:35:21,115 Fender-- 388 00:35:21,144 --> 00:35:23,954 Dan, I know what you're gonna say, but we're running a show. 389 00:35:23,981 --> 00:35:25,961 Well, how come you cut Fergy and Dagger? 390 00:35:25,983 --> 00:35:27,724 - They just didn't make it. -Didn't make it? 391 00:35:27,751 --> 00:35:29,731 They ski better than half the Europeans. 392 00:35:29,753 --> 00:35:31,528 You call yourselves promoters? 393 00:35:31,555 --> 00:35:34,661 It's a business. Accommodations have to be made, O'Callahan. 394 00:35:34,691 --> 00:35:36,329 What the hell is that supposed to mean? 395 00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:38,966 You know, I remember when this used to be a sport. 396 00:35:38,995 --> 00:35:40,941 We've got fourteen European sponsors... 397 00:35:40,963 --> 00:35:43,637 paying for TV coverage for one name skier. 398 00:35:43,666 --> 00:35:45,976 Lose that name, and the circuit folds. 399 00:35:46,002 --> 00:35:48,482 All right, now we're saddled with European sponsors. 400 00:35:48,504 --> 00:35:50,108 That means certain Europeans qualify. 401 00:35:50,139 --> 00:35:52,483 And certain Americans don't qualify? 402 00:35:52,508 --> 00:35:54,146 Hey, guys, we haven't had... 403 00:35:54,176 --> 00:35:56,213 an American winner in over five years. 404 00:35:56,245 --> 00:35:58,657 Now, look, Dan, there hasn't been an American freestyler... 405 00:35:58,681 --> 00:36:00,285 who could beat Garmischt in five years. 406 00:36:00,316 --> 00:36:03,092 We landed the meet here because of him! 407 00:36:03,119 --> 00:36:05,759 Oh, I see. 408 00:36:05,787 --> 00:36:08,893 So, it's a business, is that it, fellas? 409 00:36:08,924 --> 00:36:14,397 O'Callahan, it's show business. 410 00:36:14,429 --> 00:36:16,375 Yeah? Well, why don't you explain that... 411 00:36:16,398 --> 00:36:17,741 to those kids that have traveled... 412 00:36:17,766 --> 00:36:19,746 over a thousand miles to get here. 413 00:36:19,768 --> 00:36:21,441 What are you getting so bent out of shape for... 414 00:36:21,469 --> 00:36:23,676 O'Callahan? You made it. 415 00:36:23,705 --> 00:36:26,083 You've been over the hill for five years. 416 00:36:27,642 --> 00:36:28,814 Now, Dan. 417 00:36:32,246 --> 00:36:33,657 I don't like that guy. 418 00:36:33,681 --> 00:36:36,457 Come on, I'll buy you a beer, we'll talk about it, hmm? 419 00:36:36,483 --> 00:36:38,963 Fader, come on, we go back a long way. 420 00:36:38,986 --> 00:36:41,296 You're an old free-dagger yourself. 421 00:36:41,322 --> 00:36:43,996 Dan, I'm between a rock and a hard place. 422 00:36:45,893 --> 00:36:47,600 It's bullshit. 423 00:36:51,498 --> 00:36:53,136 Bullshit. 424 00:37:06,879 --> 00:37:09,450 - What was that? -A burst of courage. 425 00:37:11,951 --> 00:37:13,726 What's that mean? 426 00:37:13,753 --> 00:37:16,063 It's a prescription for crowd scenes. 427 00:37:19,459 --> 00:37:21,200 You don't need that. 428 00:37:21,226 --> 00:37:24,639 Look, Harkin, it's my business what I swallow, OK? 429 00:37:31,370 --> 00:37:33,281 Well, what was it? 430 00:37:33,305 --> 00:37:35,911 What difference does it make? 431 00:37:35,941 --> 00:37:37,716 Well, I don't like it. 432 00:37:37,743 --> 00:37:40,280 Well, tough. What do you think... 433 00:37:40,312 --> 00:37:42,986 we spend one night together, and you own me? 434 00:38:05,002 --> 00:38:06,242 Good evening, Harkin. 435 00:38:08,072 --> 00:38:10,416 So glad you could make it. 436 00:38:10,441 --> 00:38:11,681 Your friend? 437 00:38:11,709 --> 00:38:15,247 Yeah. Sylvia, this is Sunny. Sunny, Sylvia. 438 00:38:16,746 --> 00:38:18,657 You were terrific today, Harkin. 439 00:38:18,682 --> 00:38:20,787 I haven't seen a skier like you in years... 440 00:38:20,817 --> 00:38:22,194 and I've seen them all. 441 00:38:22,218 --> 00:38:24,994 I'll bet you have. 442 00:38:25,021 --> 00:38:26,398 Thanks. 443 00:38:26,423 --> 00:38:28,596 - Are you a skier? -No. 444 00:38:28,625 --> 00:38:30,263 Just a spectator, then? 445 00:38:30,293 --> 00:38:33,274 Right, except I haven't found the mountain yet. 446 00:38:33,296 --> 00:38:36,607 Ah, well, it's the big hill with the snow all over it. 447 00:38:36,633 --> 00:38:38,738 I'll keep an eye out for it. 448 00:38:40,335 --> 00:38:44,806 - She's very interesting. -Yeah. 449 00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:48,617 Well, it's a really nice place you have here. 450 00:38:48,644 --> 00:38:50,055 Thank you. 451 00:38:50,079 --> 00:38:53,219 I've scheduled you for a private tour later on. 452 00:38:53,248 --> 00:38:55,990 I don't think I want you to miss anything. 453 00:39:10,665 --> 00:39:13,236 - Hey, kid. -Oh, hey, Dan. 454 00:39:13,267 --> 00:39:16,111 Wild party. Better keep an eye on your girlfriend. 455 00:39:20,641 --> 00:39:23,212 - She's not my girlfriend. -Right. 456 00:40:21,300 --> 00:40:22,973 I'm Squirrel Murphy. 457 00:40:23,001 --> 00:40:24,981 Georgette. 458 00:40:25,003 --> 00:40:28,212 I suppose a fuck's out of the question, huh? 459 00:40:29,674 --> 00:40:31,881 Ask me when I'm in a better mood. 460 00:40:54,599 --> 00:40:57,375 The air is so clean in the mountains. 461 00:40:57,402 --> 00:41:00,349 Yeah. It's just like back home. 462 00:41:00,371 --> 00:41:02,942 - Where's home? -In Bonners Ferry, Idaho... 463 00:41:02,974 --> 00:41:05,284 where the men are men, and the sheep are nervous. 464 00:41:06,878 --> 00:41:09,290 Well, you wouldn't make me nervous. 465 00:41:11,115 --> 00:41:12,651 A little excited, maybe. 466 00:41:15,652 --> 00:41:16,995 Let me buy you a drink. 467 00:41:17,988 --> 00:41:19,160 Come on. 468 00:41:39,543 --> 00:41:42,217 - I don't understand. -I don't either. 469 00:41:55,057 --> 00:42:00,530 A toast to Dom Perignon and the World Cup. 470 00:42:00,563 --> 00:42:01,667 Who's he? 471 00:42:03,866 --> 00:42:06,278 A famous French skier. 472 00:42:06,301 --> 00:42:07,871 I never heard of him. 473 00:42:29,124 --> 00:42:31,126 So, what happens now? 474 00:42:33,260 --> 00:42:36,298 First, we take off our clothes... 475 00:42:36,330 --> 00:42:38,833 and then we fuck our brains out. 476 00:44:28,038 --> 00:44:29,984 Hey, who needs a drink? Miss, could I-- 477 00:44:30,006 --> 00:44:32,543 Fergy. will you let the lady sit down, please? 478 00:44:32,575 --> 00:44:34,384 What can I get you? 479 00:44:37,013 --> 00:44:38,515 I don't know. 480 00:44:38,548 --> 00:44:40,755 How about something hot? 481 00:44:40,784 --> 00:44:42,058 Hot. 482 00:44:42,084 --> 00:44:46,897 Uh, may I recommend my specialty-the leg spreader? 483 00:44:46,922 --> 00:44:50,995 It starts with a little vodka... 484 00:44:51,026 --> 00:44:53,632 and a touch of scotch. 485 00:44:53,662 --> 00:44:54,868 You're gonna love this. 486 00:44:55,898 --> 00:44:57,775 Then... 487 00:44:57,800 --> 00:45:00,508 a little bit of brandy. 488 00:45:00,536 --> 00:45:02,482 This will pick you up. 489 00:45:02,504 --> 00:45:07,249 A skosh of Mother's Myers's rum... 490 00:45:08,776 --> 00:45:13,088 and the blessings of a lemon twist. 491 00:45:16,250 --> 00:45:18,025 Try that on for size. 492 00:45:40,674 --> 00:45:42,779 It's working. 493 00:45:42,809 --> 00:45:45,949 Now, that's a girl I can take advantage of. 494 00:45:45,979 --> 00:45:47,458 Now, Squirrel. 495 00:46:04,597 --> 00:46:06,599 I hope that's your leg. 496 00:47:07,125 --> 00:47:10,129 It feels very good, ja? 497 00:47:14,332 --> 00:47:15,470 Excuse me. 498 00:47:15,500 --> 00:47:17,480 Please, don't worry. 499 00:47:17,501 --> 00:47:19,447 We are all friends here. 500 00:47:21,471 --> 00:47:23,473 Be my guest. 501 00:47:23,507 --> 00:47:25,783 I think you need some fluid. 502 00:47:25,809 --> 00:47:27,015 Some more. 503 00:47:29,947 --> 00:47:31,517 Please, you finish. 504 00:47:42,925 --> 00:47:45,735 You know, I'm very sorry... 505 00:47:45,761 --> 00:47:48,708 that we didn't get along so well... 506 00:47:48,731 --> 00:47:50,768 the first time that we met. 507 00:47:52,201 --> 00:47:54,738 It was a long day, and I had a headache... 508 00:47:54,770 --> 00:47:59,776 and I must apologize for the way that I acted. 509 00:47:59,809 --> 00:48:02,688 But I hope that you understand... 510 00:48:02,712 --> 00:48:06,216 that I'm really not such a bad guy. 511 00:48:09,484 --> 00:48:12,522 Just-just relax. 512 00:48:13,989 --> 00:48:16,333 That is why we are here. 513 00:48:19,494 --> 00:48:21,371 Just relax. 514 00:48:44,351 --> 00:48:45,591 Aw, man. 515 00:48:47,154 --> 00:48:48,599 Aw, Dan, what happened? 516 00:48:48,622 --> 00:48:51,728 Well, I was fixing a drink, and I hit a tree. 517 00:48:51,759 --> 00:48:53,466 Compound spiral. 518 00:48:53,494 --> 00:48:55,599 Hey, Dan, you think maybe I can use your skis... 519 00:48:55,629 --> 00:48:56,767 while you're laid up? 520 00:48:56,797 --> 00:49:00,836 Well, it might not be that bad! Let's party! 521 00:49:02,135 --> 00:49:03,409 Who wants a beer? 522 00:49:05,838 --> 00:49:07,875 Guys, let's get out of here! 523 00:49:07,907 --> 00:49:09,784 Hey, let's go! 524 00:49:10,843 --> 00:49:13,483 Get ready to party. Who wants a beer down here? 525 00:49:16,649 --> 00:49:20,722 Well, look who's here-- Mr. Personality. 526 00:49:20,753 --> 00:49:23,461 Was ist los? lhr schweinhund. 527 00:49:23,489 --> 00:49:25,526 No kidding? 528 00:49:25,558 --> 00:49:28,300 Hey, Rudi, have a beer on me. 529 00:49:31,596 --> 00:49:33,769 Say, little rookie... 530 00:49:37,602 --> 00:49:40,879 do you know what I had for breakfast this morning? 531 00:49:40,906 --> 00:49:42,476 Wheaties. 532 00:49:42,507 --> 00:49:44,817 Very clever, but no. 533 00:49:44,843 --> 00:49:47,756 No, it was quite a feast, ja. 534 00:49:47,779 --> 00:49:51,022 How do you say in your language-- 535 00:49:51,049 --> 00:49:55,054 I had Sunny side up, and I had Sunny side down... 536 00:49:55,086 --> 00:50:00,468 and I had Sunny side all the way around. 537 00:50:00,491 --> 00:50:02,869 You toad-sucking son of a bitch! 538 00:50:04,061 --> 00:50:05,870 Don't worry. 539 00:50:05,896 --> 00:50:09,002 I threw the little fish back when I finished with her. 540 00:50:09,033 --> 00:50:11,741 Rudi, you hit a new low this time. 541 00:50:11,769 --> 00:50:14,613 Oh. You're hurting my feelings, my good friend. 542 00:50:14,638 --> 00:50:17,244 - Hey, Garmshit. -Garmischt. 543 00:50:17,274 --> 00:50:19,652 Yeah, Garmshit. Why don't you ask the rookie here... 544 00:50:19,676 --> 00:50:22,714 about his bubble bath with Sylvia last night? 545 00:50:22,746 --> 00:50:24,726 That's right. Rudi. You've been backdoored again... 546 00:50:24,748 --> 00:50:26,352 but this time, right in the same house. 547 00:50:26,383 --> 00:50:30,263 Yeah, you just ain't staying on Sylvia's top forty, shorty. 548 00:50:31,755 --> 00:50:37,728 Ja, we will see you showoffs, you comedians, tonight, ja? 549 00:50:37,761 --> 00:50:40,105 If you are not cowards. 550 00:50:40,130 --> 00:50:41,939 And I especially hope that you, little rookie... 551 00:50:41,965 --> 00:50:44,445 won't be too shy to join us. 552 00:50:44,466 --> 00:50:46,002 I'll be there. 553 00:50:54,511 --> 00:50:56,991 Be where? 554 00:50:57,013 --> 00:50:58,151 Rudi challenged us... 555 00:50:58,181 --> 00:51:00,787 to a broom-ball match tonight at the Arena. 556 00:51:00,817 --> 00:51:02,125 All right. 557 00:51:02,152 --> 00:51:05,463 Welcome, everybody, to the first major event... 558 00:51:05,488 --> 00:51:07,263 of the F.l.S. World Cup competition... 559 00:51:07,290 --> 00:51:08,963 here in Squaw Valley, U.S.A... 560 00:51:08,992 --> 00:51:12,496 site of the 1960 Winter Olympic Games. 561 00:51:12,528 --> 00:51:14,565 We're here on East Broadway... 562 00:51:14,596 --> 00:51:17,076 to see the finest freestyle skiers in the world... 563 00:51:17,099 --> 00:51:19,602 going for the gold in three events-- 564 00:51:19,635 --> 00:51:20,841 ballet this afternoon... 565 00:51:20,869 --> 00:51:23,782 moguls tomorrow, and aerials on Sunday. 566 00:51:35,717 --> 00:51:37,424 Into the starting gate... 567 00:51:37,452 --> 00:51:40,228 Good luck, Slasher. Go get 'em, buddy! 568 00:51:40,254 --> 00:51:41,494 ...from Breckenridge, Colorado. 569 00:51:46,694 --> 00:51:50,198 Curtis, W. 570 00:51:50,231 --> 00:51:52,711 Well, Curtis, you can take your starting position. 571 00:51:55,336 --> 00:51:57,247 Take your starting position. 572 00:52:03,143 --> 00:52:04,781 Why don't you turn that down? 573 00:53:00,032 --> 00:53:01,511 Next up is number 101... 574 00:53:01,534 --> 00:53:04,105 - Herr Garmischt. -Ja. 575 00:53:04,136 --> 00:53:06,377 - Good luck. -Luck? 576 00:53:06,405 --> 00:53:09,045 I don't need luck. 577 00:53:10,442 --> 00:53:12,080 Take your starting position. 578 00:54:22,878 --> 00:54:24,482 That was Rudolf Garmischt... 579 00:54:24,513 --> 00:54:27,187 in a beautifully choreographed routine. 580 00:54:27,216 --> 00:54:28,957 And now for the judges' scores-- 581 00:54:28,985 --> 00:54:34,094 9.5, 9.3, 9.5, 9.2, 9.3. 582 00:54:34,123 --> 00:54:37,036 That's today's best score. 583 00:54:37,059 --> 00:54:38,299 All right, Banks, good luck to you. 584 00:54:38,326 --> 00:54:39,862 You can take your starting position. 585 00:54:39,894 --> 00:54:41,066 Thank you. 586 00:55:59,304 --> 00:56:03,252 That was Harkin Banks in a beautiful first run... 587 00:56:03,275 --> 00:56:04,720 in the F.l.S. World Cup. 588 00:56:04,743 --> 00:56:06,347 Let's hear it for this newcomer... 589 00:56:06,378 --> 00:56:08,051 in his first international competition. 590 00:56:08,080 --> 00:56:12,085 Hey! My man! You did it! You did it! 591 00:56:13,585 --> 00:56:17,192 3.7, 3.6, 3.4, 3.6, 3.2. 592 00:56:17,222 --> 00:56:18,599 Aw, come on. 593 00:56:20,025 --> 00:56:22,164 You had the best run on the hill, man. 594 00:56:22,193 --> 00:56:24,070 You got screwed. 595 00:56:48,184 --> 00:56:51,563 - Well, where are you going? -San Francisco. 596 00:56:51,588 --> 00:56:54,626 It's time for me to move on. 597 00:56:54,657 --> 00:56:56,568 Well, where were you last night? 598 00:56:56,593 --> 00:56:58,766 You sure ask a lot of questions. 599 00:56:58,795 --> 00:57:01,571 Well, I was worried. 600 00:57:01,598 --> 00:57:04,442 - I'm sure. -I was. 601 00:57:04,467 --> 00:57:06,947 You were with Rudi, weren't you? 602 00:57:06,970 --> 00:57:09,109 And what difference would it make? 603 00:57:09,139 --> 00:57:12,609 What do you mean, what difference would it make? 604 00:57:12,642 --> 00:57:15,179 And what were you doing in the hot tub with Sylvia? 605 00:57:16,612 --> 00:57:19,286 You surprise me, too, H. 606 00:57:19,314 --> 00:57:22,557 - She gave me this stuff. -Oh, that's bullshit! 607 00:57:22,584 --> 00:57:23,995 I didn't know what I was doing. 608 00:57:24,019 --> 00:57:26,761 Tell me about it. 609 00:57:26,789 --> 00:57:29,463 - Don't forget your shampoo. -It's already packed. 610 00:57:32,594 --> 00:57:34,471 I think you should stay, Sunny. 611 00:57:37,466 --> 00:57:39,446 Here. Don't forget this. 612 00:57:43,237 --> 00:57:47,083 Give it to your girlfriend, Miss Plastic Tits. 613 00:57:57,418 --> 00:58:00,729 Company, halt! 614 00:58:00,755 --> 00:58:02,200 Ready... 615 00:58:02,223 --> 00:58:03,930 They look nervous. 616 00:58:03,958 --> 00:58:05,995 Hey. guys. anything goes. 617 00:58:06,026 --> 00:58:08,370 That's right. Take no prisoners. 618 00:58:08,395 --> 00:58:12,537 Eins, zwei, drei, vier! Eins, zwei, drei, vier! 619 00:58:14,202 --> 00:58:16,273 - Squirrel. -All right. 620 00:58:20,007 --> 00:58:21,577 Maybe we should spot them a couple goals. 621 00:58:21,609 --> 00:58:22,747 What do you think, guys? 622 00:58:22,777 --> 00:58:23,915 They're not gonna play serious, are they? 623 00:58:23,945 --> 00:58:25,356 I don't think so, no. 624 00:58:25,379 --> 00:58:27,859 - Break! -Break! 625 00:58:27,882 --> 00:58:30,055 - You guys ready? -Yeah! 626 00:58:30,084 --> 00:58:31,427 - You ready? -Jawohl! 627 00:58:31,451 --> 00:58:36,298 OK, play hard, play fair, and keep your sticks down. 628 00:58:47,567 --> 00:58:48,978 Great job! 629 00:58:50,337 --> 00:58:51,509 Come on! 630 00:59:30,642 --> 00:59:31,814 You busy for dinner? 631 00:59:36,447 --> 00:59:38,256 - Get out of here! -Out of the way! 632 00:59:38,283 --> 00:59:39,455 Come on! 633 01:00:08,879 --> 01:00:11,951 You know something, guys? I'm getting too old for this. 634 01:00:11,982 --> 01:00:14,656 Did you see that Garmischt blind-side me? 635 01:00:14,684 --> 01:00:16,493 They were vicious, but we tried. 636 01:00:16,519 --> 01:00:21,935 Yeah. Hey, we were small, but we were slow. 637 01:00:21,958 --> 01:00:23,130 Funny. 638 01:00:24,794 --> 01:00:26,068 Yeah, next time! 639 01:00:26,095 --> 01:00:29,565 Next time, we'll have uniforms! 640 01:00:29,599 --> 01:00:31,772 Hey, you guys want to go for a nightcap at the Lone Star? 641 01:00:31,801 --> 01:00:33,940 Oh, hey, listen, man. We'll join you later. 642 01:00:33,970 --> 01:00:35,813 Me and the kid, we got something to do. 643 01:00:35,838 --> 01:00:38,284 This game's not over yet. 644 01:00:38,307 --> 01:00:41,083 Let's show 'em a little Irish hospitality. 645 01:00:41,109 --> 01:00:43,783 Rudi! He's gonna love this. 646 01:00:45,747 --> 01:00:47,624 Son of a bitch! 647 01:00:49,451 --> 01:00:50,953 Come on. 648 01:01:00,261 --> 01:01:01,399 Luck of the Irish. 649 01:01:01,429 --> 01:01:04,308 - How did you do that? -It's my lock. 650 01:01:09,370 --> 01:01:10,542 Come on. 651 01:01:20,814 --> 01:01:22,816 Look what we found. 652 01:01:34,427 --> 01:01:36,930 All right, guys. Watch this. 653 01:01:54,781 --> 01:01:57,660 What the--Heinz! 654 01:02:04,990 --> 01:02:06,628 Rat Pack. 655 01:02:30,715 --> 01:02:31,955 Can I give you a hand with that? 656 01:02:31,982 --> 01:02:33,017 No, thanks. I got it. 657 01:02:33,050 --> 01:02:34,688 - You sure? -Yeah, sure. 658 01:03:05,949 --> 01:03:07,394 Son of a bitch! 659 01:03:10,253 --> 01:03:11,994 You! 660 01:03:12,021 --> 01:03:13,557 I saw you fall. 661 01:03:13,590 --> 01:03:16,366 I thought I'd just stop and give you a few pointers. 662 01:03:16,391 --> 01:03:17,995 Yeah, you've got a couple, so why don't you... 663 01:03:18,026 --> 01:03:20,506 point 'em that way and crawl out of my sight? 664 01:03:20,529 --> 01:03:22,531 Aw, you gotta learn to bend your knees. 665 01:03:22,564 --> 01:03:25,807 Get your mama to bend her knees. I don't have time. 666 01:03:25,834 --> 01:03:28,405 That way you could suck up the bumps. 667 01:03:30,105 --> 01:03:33,348 You do know how to do that, don't you? 668 01:03:33,375 --> 01:03:35,719 Here, let me give you a hand. 669 01:03:35,744 --> 01:03:39,317 I can see why Harkin likes you. 670 01:03:39,348 --> 01:03:41,692 Oh, I get it. Switch hitter-- 671 01:03:41,716 --> 01:03:44,322 first Harkin and now me. 672 01:03:44,352 --> 01:03:47,299 You really are a sicko, lady! 673 01:03:47,321 --> 01:03:50,962 Maybe you and Harkin-- we could all get together later. 674 01:03:50,992 --> 01:03:53,768 Harkin can do whatever the hell he pleases! 675 01:03:53,795 --> 01:03:56,639 All I was doing was having a little fun with him. 676 01:03:56,665 --> 01:03:57,905 You can have him back. 677 01:03:57,933 --> 01:04:01,574 Ooh, if I could only ski, I'd take this pole and-- 678 01:04:01,603 --> 01:04:03,640 If you get bored with Harkin, send him over later on. 679 01:04:03,672 --> 01:04:06,084 I still have a few tricks up my sleeve. 680 01:04:08,242 --> 01:04:10,586 Oh, so what, bitch? 681 01:04:13,881 --> 01:04:15,861 Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. 682 01:04:15,883 --> 01:04:17,794 Welcome to the mogul competition... 683 01:04:17,819 --> 01:04:20,299 the second event of this championship weekend. 684 01:04:20,321 --> 01:04:21,959 After the ballet competition... 685 01:04:21,989 --> 01:04:24,833 Rudolf Garmischt of Austria is in first place... 686 01:04:24,859 --> 01:04:27,567 followed by Werner Bleiner of West Germany in second... 687 01:04:27,595 --> 01:04:29,302 Heinz Hartmann of Austria in third... 688 01:04:29,330 --> 01:04:31,833 Kendo Yamamoto of Japan in fourth position... 689 01:04:31,866 --> 01:04:34,437 and newcomer Harkin Banks of the United States... 690 01:04:34,467 --> 01:04:35,673 in fifth place. 691 01:04:35,702 --> 01:04:38,273 Right behind Banks in sixth is Dan O'Callahan... 692 01:04:38,305 --> 01:04:40,182 of the U.S., followed by Squirrel... 693 01:04:40,207 --> 01:04:42,653 I'm after Rudi. 694 01:04:42,676 --> 01:04:44,212 The luck of the draw. 695 01:04:44,244 --> 01:04:45,848 It's a tough act to follow... 696 01:04:45,879 --> 01:04:47,950 but if you ski like you did when you qualified... 697 01:04:47,981 --> 01:04:50,120 you could be the kid we're looking for. 698 01:06:18,401 --> 01:06:20,745 And now the current world champion... 699 01:06:20,770 --> 01:06:23,046 Rudi Garmischt, to the starting gate. 700 01:06:25,875 --> 01:06:28,355 Garmischt, any time you're ready, huh? 701 01:06:28,377 --> 01:06:30,050 Just a moment. 702 01:07:13,120 --> 01:07:14,292 Go, Rudi! 703 01:07:14,321 --> 01:07:17,461 A spectacular run by Rudi Garmischt! 704 01:07:17,491 --> 01:07:19,129 In a moment, the judges' scores. 705 01:07:19,159 --> 01:07:22,072 One thing about Rudi, he sure can ski. 706 01:07:22,096 --> 01:07:26,044 9.7, 9.3, 9.7, 9.9, 10. 707 01:07:26,066 --> 01:07:29,309 49.1! Beautiful! 708 01:07:29,336 --> 01:07:31,475 He might have been great once. 709 01:07:31,505 --> 01:07:33,951 He wasn't that good today. 710 01:07:33,974 --> 01:07:35,578 Kid, let me tell you something. 711 01:07:35,608 --> 01:07:37,713 He didn't win the World Cup three years in a row... 712 01:07:37,744 --> 01:07:38,984 because he's bad. 713 01:07:39,012 --> 01:07:41,856 Next up is Harkin Banks, number 149. 714 01:07:41,881 --> 01:07:43,053 Go get 'em, kid. 715 01:07:50,490 --> 01:07:54,563 Hey, Banks, nice run in ballet the other day, huh? 716 01:07:54,594 --> 01:07:57,006 - Thank you. -Yeah, it's all right. 717 01:07:57,030 --> 01:07:58,873 Well, it's any time you're ready now. 718 01:07:58,898 --> 01:08:00,400 Good luck. 719 01:08:18,016 --> 01:08:19,188 All right! 720 01:08:34,832 --> 01:08:36,334 Yeah, all right! 721 01:08:55,385 --> 01:08:56,523 You did it! 722 01:08:56,553 --> 01:08:58,590 Harkin Banks! A beautiful run... 723 01:08:58,621 --> 01:09:00,965 in his first international competition! 724 01:09:00,990 --> 01:09:04,665 - All right! -Here come the judges' scores. 725 01:09:04,694 --> 01:09:11,839 7.3, 3.3, 9.0, 3.0, 7.9". 726 01:09:11,868 --> 01:09:15,145 For a total of 41.0. 727 01:09:15,171 --> 01:09:17,310 Bullshit! Bullshit! 728 01:09:19,708 --> 01:09:20,846 Come on! 729 01:09:20,876 --> 01:09:22,014 What's the matter with you guys? 730 01:09:22,044 --> 01:09:24,820 - You suck! -Squirrel. 731 01:09:55,644 --> 01:09:57,453 Attention, please. 732 01:09:57,479 --> 01:09:59,459 Will all finalists in the aerials... 733 01:09:59,481 --> 01:10:02,792 please report to the top of the jump immediately. 734 01:10:02,818 --> 01:10:04,627 Competition will begin in thirty minutes. 735 01:10:04,653 --> 01:10:06,223 Thank you. 736 01:10:09,458 --> 01:10:12,462 Hey, guys, there are only four seats to a gondola... 737 01:10:12,493 --> 01:10:14,131 so someone's gonna have to ride by himself. 738 01:10:14,162 --> 01:10:16,301 Let's throw one or two fingers... 739 01:10:16,330 --> 01:10:18,241 to see who stays behind. You ready? 740 01:10:18,266 --> 01:10:21,611 One, two, three! 741 01:10:21,636 --> 01:10:25,140 Sorry, Squirrel. Come on, guys. 742 01:10:32,947 --> 01:10:35,393 The best two out of three? 743 01:11:18,290 --> 01:11:19,792 What's your name? 744 01:11:20,793 --> 01:11:22,602 Squirrel. 745 01:11:23,629 --> 01:11:25,768 That's cute. 746 01:11:25,798 --> 01:11:29,336 - What's yours? -Vicki. 747 01:11:35,240 --> 01:11:36,480 You missed a spot. 748 01:11:38,943 --> 01:11:40,547 What, here? 749 01:11:51,189 --> 01:11:54,170 You never know where you're gonna get burned. 750 01:11:55,759 --> 01:11:58,171 You don't want to miss any spots. 751 01:12:06,603 --> 01:12:08,605 No, you sure don't. 752 01:12:57,952 --> 01:13:00,193 Squirrel, all right! 753 01:13:06,261 --> 01:13:07,433 All right, Squirrel! 754 01:13:32,119 --> 01:13:34,531 Welcome, everybody. 755 01:13:34,555 --> 01:13:38,731 As we go into the final event of this F.l.S. World Cup... 756 01:13:38,758 --> 01:13:40,795 Rudolf Garmischt is in first place... 757 01:13:40,827 --> 01:13:42,773 Harkin Banks in second... 758 01:13:42,795 --> 01:13:44,638 Heinz Hartmann in third position... 759 01:13:44,664 --> 01:13:46,473 Kendo Yamamoto in fourth... 760 01:13:46,499 --> 01:13:49,969 and in fifth place, in a surprise return to form... 761 01:13:50,002 --> 01:13:52,380 Squaw Valley's favorite freestyler... 762 01:13:52,405 --> 01:13:54,078 Dan O'Callahan. 763 01:14:05,450 --> 01:14:08,522 Ah, Mr. Yamamoto. How are you? 764 01:14:08,553 --> 01:14:12,000 Good, good. So, what jump have you got for us today? 765 01:14:13,658 --> 01:14:16,400 All right. Yeah, we got Yamamoto ready. 766 01:14:16,428 --> 01:14:18,567 He's gonna throw a sai, a sush- 767 01:14:18,597 --> 01:14:22,272 mits-sushi mitsabish-- yama-what? 768 01:14:23,368 --> 01:14:24,938 Did you get that? 769 01:14:24,970 --> 01:14:26,847 That's close enough. 770 01:14:26,872 --> 01:14:28,442 OK. All set? 771 01:14:28,473 --> 01:14:29,918 You can go. 772 01:14:33,110 --> 01:14:34,384 Banzai! 773 01:16:04,666 --> 01:16:06,509 All right! 774 01:16:08,804 --> 01:16:11,410 A beautiful jump by Harkin Banks! 775 01:16:11,440 --> 01:16:12,885 That's gonna put him within striking distance... 776 01:16:12,907 --> 01:16:14,045 of Rudi Garmischt. 777 01:16:14,075 --> 01:16:15,247 All right. 778 01:16:16,777 --> 01:16:18,222 The pressure's on, Rudi. 779 01:16:18,246 --> 01:16:19,589 Ladies and gentlemen... 780 01:16:19,614 --> 01:16:22,561 we are now down to the last two jumps of the day. 781 01:16:22,583 --> 01:16:24,256 The results of these jumps... 782 01:16:24,285 --> 01:16:27,858 will determine the overall F.I.S. World Cup champion. 783 01:16:27,889 --> 01:16:29,459 Well, kinda looks like... 784 01:16:29,490 --> 01:16:31,731 you got your work cut out for you today, huh, Rudi? 785 01:16:32,103 --> 01:16:34,583 I have nothing to worry about. 786 01:16:34,605 --> 01:16:36,778 What's your pleasure? 787 01:16:36,808 --> 01:16:40,654 A lay tuck tuck triple. 788 01:16:40,677 --> 01:16:43,385 OK. Yeah, we got Garmischt all set. 789 01:16:43,413 --> 01:16:45,393 He's throwing a triple. 790 01:16:45,415 --> 01:16:48,988 A lay tuck tuck triple. 791 01:16:49,019 --> 01:16:51,021 Right. 792 01:16:51,054 --> 01:16:53,227 OK, Rudi, you can go anytime. 793 01:17:27,356 --> 01:17:29,097 That was Rudi Garmischt... 794 01:17:29,125 --> 01:17:31,503 with a spectacularly executed triple jump. 795 01:17:31,526 --> 01:17:32,869 Not bad. 796 01:17:35,830 --> 01:17:37,002 No shit. 797 01:17:37,031 --> 01:17:41,207 A 9.8, 9.9, 9.8, a 10, and a 9.9. 798 01:17:41,236 --> 01:17:43,147 It's gonna be hard to beat that one. 799 01:17:43,171 --> 01:17:45,674 ...for a total of 49.4. 800 01:17:47,342 --> 01:17:49,185 Yeah! Nice going! 801 01:17:55,683 --> 01:17:58,186 What's this "Kiss-ass blaster"? 802 01:18:00,053 --> 01:18:01,726 My jump. 803 01:18:01,755 --> 01:18:03,291 Yeah, well, I got to know what it is... 804 01:18:03,323 --> 01:18:05,394 before I can let you go down. 805 01:18:06,960 --> 01:18:08,405 It's a twist and triple. 806 01:18:08,428 --> 01:18:10,567 A twist and triple? 807 01:18:10,597 --> 01:18:12,201 I've never seen one of those before. 808 01:18:12,232 --> 01:18:13,609 Are you qualified for that? 809 01:18:16,436 --> 01:18:18,416 Well, I'm gonna do it. 810 01:18:29,315 --> 01:18:30,817 Good luck. 811 01:19:19,230 --> 01:19:21,301 Let's hear it for Harkin Banks-- 812 01:19:21,332 --> 01:19:23,835 a beautiful triple by this exciting newcomer... 813 01:19:23,867 --> 01:19:25,540 from Bonners Ferry, Idaho! 814 01:19:32,176 --> 01:19:33,348 Hey, look at that! 815 01:19:33,377 --> 01:19:38,451 9.7, 9.8, 9.9, 9.3, and a 9.3. 816 01:19:38,482 --> 01:19:41,190 That makes Rudolf Garmischt all-around world champion... 817 01:19:41,217 --> 01:19:43,629 with a clean sweep of all events. 818 01:19:43,653 --> 01:19:47,499 Second overall is Harkin Banks in his first F.l.S. competition. 819 01:19:55,632 --> 01:20:01,173 Hey, Rudi, how's it feel to win and be second best? 820 01:20:10,479 --> 01:20:13,119 Hey, come back here, you goddamn coward! 821 01:20:50,918 --> 01:20:52,363 We win the trophy! 822 01:20:56,924 --> 01:20:58,164 Congratulations. 823 01:21:35,462 --> 01:21:36,668 Cut it out! 824 01:22:10,796 --> 01:22:12,639 You know something, Rudi? 825 01:22:12,664 --> 01:22:16,134 I think it's time we settle this once and for all. 826 01:22:16,167 --> 01:22:20,309 Hey, Squirrel, spot me fifty bucks. 827 01:22:20,338 --> 01:22:22,340 Fifty? 828 01:22:22,373 --> 01:22:24,353 Make it forty. 829 01:22:32,183 --> 01:22:35,596 Chinese downhill. Forty bucks a man. 830 01:22:35,620 --> 01:22:37,930 Winner takes all. 831 01:22:37,955 --> 01:22:41,596 Ja. It is the only way-- 832 01:22:41,625 --> 01:22:43,366 Chinese downhill! 833 01:22:43,393 --> 01:22:45,999 Oh, and, uh, Rudi... 834 01:22:46,029 --> 01:22:47,770 why don't you bring the trophy? 835 01:22:47,798 --> 01:22:50,938 I think it should go to the real champion. 836 01:22:51,321 --> 01:22:53,321 I am the champion. 837 01:22:53,737 --> 01:22:57,742 The Chinese downhill will decide everything. 838 01:22:59,142 --> 01:23:02,180 Ja. It is agreed. 839 01:23:02,212 --> 01:23:05,193 Chinese downhill. 840 01:23:08,484 --> 01:23:11,192 What the fuck is Chinese downhill? 841 01:24:37,537 --> 01:24:38,914 Good luck, kid. 842 01:24:40,506 --> 01:24:42,042 See you at the bottom. 843 01:24:48,447 --> 01:24:50,222 Oh, boy. 844 01:25:03,728 --> 01:25:05,833 All right. Listen up, everybody! 845 01:25:05,864 --> 01:25:07,002 And now for the rules... 846 01:25:07,032 --> 01:25:09,239 of the international Chinese downhill-- 847 01:25:09,267 --> 01:25:11,304 there are none. 848 01:25:11,336 --> 01:25:14,010 It's every man for himself. 849 01:25:14,039 --> 01:25:16,178 Anything goes. 850 01:25:16,207 --> 01:25:18,187 The first man to cross the finish line... 851 01:25:18,208 --> 01:25:20,688 and grab the trophy wins the downhill. 852 01:25:20,711 --> 01:25:24,682 And the winner takes all-- 2,300 bucks! 853 01:25:25,816 --> 01:25:29,992 Everybody, on your marks, get set... 854 01:26:52,400 --> 01:26:54,277 Out of the way! 855 01:27:56,829 --> 01:27:58,604 Sayonara! 856 01:28:32,497 --> 01:28:34,340 Wipe-out! 857 01:29:02,425 --> 01:29:04,701 Scratch an itch? 858 01:29:49,070 --> 01:29:50,242 Watch out! 60382

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