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♪ The Simpsons ♪
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D'
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This bus has seen better days.
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Well, at least it's
safer than the old bus.
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Time to move.
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The hole's getting bigger.
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Seymour, the children are
playing in the hole again.
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Shouldn't you get that fixed?
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Edna, you know they just cut
the school's budget.
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Besides, if I had the money,
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I'd fix the exhaust leak
in the back.
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Frankly, I think it's causing
some of our low test scores.
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All right. The battlefield
is just a half mile ahead.
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Begin braking procedure!
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This civil war cannon
has been fully restored
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and is in
ready-to-fire condition,
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but it's good thing
we're not firing it.
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Because it happens to be aimed
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at the main support leg
of that lookout tower.
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People don't realize
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that cannons are very sensitive,
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and the slightest jolt
could set them off.
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Of course, for safety reasons,
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we don't keep the cannon loaded.
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It's just common sense.
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Otto, why don't you
get some more gas?
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Here's the credit card.
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Ooh.
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And a mint for afterwards.
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Five dollars a child?!
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Last year it was free.
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Hmph. New ownership.
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But we don't have
that kind of money.
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In fact, no school
could afford the...
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Here's the admission,
plus something for you.
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See that they get a little
extra education, would you?
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Yes, sir, Principal Valiant.
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He thinks he's so hot ever since
he swept the Princi awards.
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Those things are rigged.
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On May 21, 1864,
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the men of the
Ninth Bearded infantry
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were sunning and fluffing
their beards in the sun.
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Suddenly, enemy troops
crested that hill over there.
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Fort Springfield,
we surrender unconditionally!
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We're sick!
We need leeches!
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And hacksaws to saw off
our gangrenous limbs!
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But the Springfield brigade
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was too brave to
accept the surrender.
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Come on, boys.
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Those white flags are
no match for our muskets!
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Charge!
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And the Springfielders
heroically slaughtered
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their enemies
as they prayed for mercy.
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It's hard to see
what's going on.
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I can only make out
the fat soldiers.
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All right, children, switch.
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Hey, they're trying
to learn for free!
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Get them!
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Use your phony guns as clubs!
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Run, children!
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Start the bus, Otto!
Start the bus!
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Damn.
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I shouldn't have eaten
the mint first.
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Okay. Hop on.
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Wait! Wait!
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Well, Seymour, because of
your penny-pinching,
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we're coming back
from a field trip
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with the fewest children yet.
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God bless the man who
invented permission slips.
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I think I got your lunch.
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Yeah. I didn't think
this was for me.
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Seymour, the teachers
are fed up.
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You have to start putting
money back into the school.
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You've cut back on everything...
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Salaries, supplies, the food.
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I don't care what you say,
I can taste the newspaper.
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Posh. Shredded newspapers
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add much-needed roughage
and essential inks.
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Besides, you didn't
notice the old gym mats.
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There's very little meat
in these gym mats.
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Our demands are very reasonable.
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By ignoring them,
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you're selling out
these children's futures.
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Come on, Edna!
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We both know these children
have no future.
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Prove me wrong, kids.
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Prove me wrong.
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I've never seen them
fight like that, Bart.
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I'm worried that all this posturing
and saber rattling
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could lead to
a teachers' strike.
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Strike?
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My bones are so brittle.
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But I always drink plenty of...
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"malk"?
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How do you expect us
to teach with these supplies?
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This pointer's so old,
it's worn down to a nub.
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It still points, doesn't it?
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Stop that!
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And look at this.
The only books we have
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are ones that were banned
by other schools.
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Well, the kids have to learn
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about "Tek War" sooner or later.
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Go away, Bart,
this is not a good time.
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I saw you two fighting.
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I'm worried
there could be a strike
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and the school would shut down.
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I'm sure you'd really hate that.
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There's not going
to be a strike, Bart.
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Yeah. Skinner says
you wouldn't have
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the won tons to go
through with it.
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Skinner said that?
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Well, I had to
clean it up a little.
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But basically, Krabappel said
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you'd give the teachers
everything they want.
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- She did?
- Yeah. She said
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you'd fold faster than
Superman on laundry day.
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We'll see about that.
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Simpson,
I always thought you were
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sneaky and manipulative.
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But now I see
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you're really a very
sensitive little boy.
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- Thank you, sir.
- Aw.
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Seymour,
you're being totally unfair,
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and the teachers
won't stand for it.
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Teachers, you don't have
the guts to strike!
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You don't have the guts
to take us all on!
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- That's it!
- Stee-rike!
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Attention.
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This is an emergency broadcast.
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All is well in the school.
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My authority as principal
is total...
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Hey, give me that!
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Attention, teachers.
We're on strike. Ha!
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No. A strike?
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Miss Hoover, are you on...
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Go home, children!
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Hello?
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Mrs. Pommelhorst?
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I'd like to get down now.
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♪♪
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Hey, now that Largo's gone,
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we can play the forbidden music.
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♪♪
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I heard that!
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Bart, Lisa, what are
you two doing home so early?
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Great news, Mom!
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Horrible news, Mom!
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The school's on strike!
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Maybe forever!
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Overload!
Pleasure overload!
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Luckily, I've prepared for this,
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so I'm not too worried.
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Sit up straight.
Eyes forward.
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No talking.
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Is that gum?
Is that gum?
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Is that gum?
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Yeah.
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Bart, leave that crowbar here.
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You know I don't like you
prying and jimmying.
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Mom! Dad! Great news!
The teachers...
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We heard.
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And we already hired a tutor.
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Well, looks like
we'll be staying late today
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to make up for all this
dillydallying.
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Awesome.
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You, with the crane!
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Spin around real fast!
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Now you!
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Dump three tons of sand
onto that Porta-Potty.
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Hey! Can't you tell my voice
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from a ten-year-old kid's?
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Ay, caramba!
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Hey, that little boy
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is playing three games at once.
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- Checkmate.
- Dang.
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Lousy teachers trying
to palm off our kids on us.
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But, Dad, by striking,
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they're trying to effect
a change in management
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so they can be happier
and more productive.
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Lisa! If you don't like
your job, you don't strike.
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You just go in every day
and do it really half-assed.
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That's the American way.
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I've got some textbooks, but
without state-approved syllabi
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and standardized testing,
my education can only go so far.
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Honey, maybe you should
relax a little.
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Relax?! I can't relax!
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Nor can I yield, relent or...
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Only two synonyms?!
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My God!
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I'm losing my perspicacity!
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Well, it's always
in the last place you look.
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So, if we were
in school this week,
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what do you think
we'd be learning?
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Get away from me.
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Good news, people!
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I'm happy to announce
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that another union has joined us
in a sympathy strike...
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The Piano Tuners Local 412!
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Now, for operation
strike-make-go-longer.
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You know, I heard Skinner say
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the teachers will crack
any minute.
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Skinner said
the teachers will crack
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any minute purple
monkey dishwasher.
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Well! We'll show him...
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Especially for that
purple monkey dishwasher remark.
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Seymour, you are
truly incompetent.
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Well, I hardly think
it's fair to...
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Dummy up, you! Listen to
those passing motorists
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who support the teachers.
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15 minute recess, Milhouse.
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The recess assignment is
chapters three through seven.
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Yay! Recess!
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Milhouse, I found a hive
of killer bees.
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You want to go
throw rocks at it?
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Sorry, Bart. I'm deeply immersed
in the Teapot Dome scandal.
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However,
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it might be
feasible in a fortnight.
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- Wha...
- I can play in two weeks.
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Juh?
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I just can't believe
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Stark would stoop to that,
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and right in the middle
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of Montana and Dakota's wedding.
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All this free time.
I never thought
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I'd get sick of "Razor Fight II:
The Slashening."
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I probably should stop.
My doctor says
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I have the wrists
of an 80-year-old.
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What do you mean,
the bank is out of money?!
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Insolvent!
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You only have enough cash
for the next three customers?!
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W-Wait a minute!
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J-J-Just a second here!
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No, no.
I don't have your money here.
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It's in Bill's house
a-a-and Fred's house.
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What the hell you doing with
my money in your house, Fred?
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Grade me!
Look at me!
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Evaluate and rank me!
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I'm good, good, good,
and so smart!
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Grade me!
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I'm worried about
the kids, Homie.
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Lisa's becoming very obsessive.
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This morning I caught her trying
to dissect her own raincoat.
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I know.
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And this
perpetual motion machine
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she made today is a joke.
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It just keeps going
faster and faster.
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Bart isn't doing
very well either.
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He needs boundaries
and structure.
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There's something about
flying a kite at night
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that's so unwholesome.
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Hello, Mother dear.
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That's it!
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We have to get them
back to school.
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I'm with you, Marge.
Lisa, get in here!
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In this house, we obey
the laws of thermodynamics!
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All right, I'd like
to call this meeting
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of the P.T.A.
to or-diddly-order,
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and let's see if we can't put an end
to this strike fuss?
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Mrs. Krabappel,
why don't you begin?
260
00:13:36,357 --> 00:13:37,900
Boo!
261
00:13:37,983 --> 00:13:39,443
Boo yourself.
262
00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:41,463
Our demands are simple:
A small cost-of-living increase
263
00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:45,491
and some better equipment
and supplies for your children!
264
00:13:45,574 --> 00:13:47,910
- That's easy!
- Give it to 'em!
265
00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:49,203
Yeah, in a dream world.
266
00:13:49,286 --> 00:13:51,080
We have a very tight budget.
267
00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:54,041
To do what she's asking,
we'd have to raise taxes.
268
00:13:54,124 --> 00:13:57,086
- Raise taxes?
- They're too high as they are!
269
00:13:57,169 --> 00:13:58,671
- I've had enough!
- Taxes are bad!
270
00:13:58,754 --> 00:14:00,214
It's your children's future!
271
00:14:00,297 --> 00:14:02,299
- Yeah!
- Children! Yes!
272
00:14:02,383 --> 00:14:03,425
I forgot.
273
00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:04,677
It'll cost ya.
274
00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:06,136
No to taxes!
275
00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:08,305
They're gonna raise taxes!
276
00:14:08,389 --> 00:14:09,723
Come on!
277
00:14:09,807 --> 00:14:11,767
All right.
That's a good point.
278
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,102
Yeah.
That sounds...
279
00:14:13,185 --> 00:14:15,729
- Yeah! The taxes!
- That means money.
280
00:14:15,813 --> 00:14:18,566
The finger thing
means the taxes.
281
00:14:18,649 --> 00:14:20,276
Well, I guess this is
282
00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:22,778
a case where we'll have
to agree to disagree.
283
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:24,738
- I don't agree to that.
- Neither do I.
284
00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:27,825
Ho-ho! This is
a dilly of a pickle.
285
00:14:27,908 --> 00:14:30,703
My God!
The P.T.A. has disbanded!
286
00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:36,375
No, no! The P.T.A.
has not disbanded.
287
00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:41,005
We do have an emergency plan
288
00:14:41,088 --> 00:14:43,757
in case of
a prolonged strike right here.
289
00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:45,759
Let's see.
290
00:14:45,843 --> 00:14:49,471
"Replace teachers with
super-intelligent cyborgs.
291
00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:51,640
"Or, if cyborgs
aren't invented yet,
292
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,183
use people from
the neighborhood."
293
00:14:55,936 --> 00:14:58,689
Talkin' out of turn,
that's a paddlin'.
294
00:14:58,772 --> 00:15:03,485
Lookin' out the window,
that's a paddlin'.
295
00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:07,489
Starin' at my sandals,
that's a paddlin'.
296
00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:09,241
Paddlin' the school canoe...
297
00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:11,994
You better believe
that's a paddlin'.
298
00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:16,332
All right.
299
00:15:16,415 --> 00:15:18,500
So the compression and expansion
300
00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:20,878
of the longitudinal waves
301
00:15:20,961 --> 00:15:22,671
cause the erratic oscillation...
302
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:24,298
You can see it there...
303
00:15:24,381 --> 00:15:26,091
Of the neighboring particles.
304
00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:29,929
- Yes, what is it? What?
- Can I play with it?
305
00:15:30,012 --> 00:15:31,513
No, you can't play with it!
306
00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:33,357
You won't enjoy it
on as many levels as I do.
307
00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:37,603
The colors, children.
308
00:15:37,686 --> 00:15:42,483
Okay. When I call your name,
you say "present" or "here."
309
00:15:42,566 --> 00:15:44,068
No, say present.
310
00:15:44,151 --> 00:15:45,736
"Anita Bath..."
311
00:15:47,821 --> 00:15:49,949
All right. Settle down.
Anita Bath here?
312
00:15:52,326 --> 00:15:54,036
All right. Fine, fine.
313
00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:55,788
"Maya Buttreeks."
314
00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:02,711
Hey, what are you
laughing at? What?
315
00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:04,213
I get it.
316
00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:05,923
I get it.
317
00:16:06,006 --> 00:16:08,258
It's my big ears,
isn't it, kids?
318
00:16:08,342 --> 00:16:09,802
Isn't it?!
319
00:16:09,885 --> 00:16:13,222
Well, children,
I can't help that!
320
00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:20,187
Wow, Bart!
I'm impressed
321
00:16:20,270 --> 00:16:23,482
the way you knocked off
all those substitutes.
322
00:16:23,565 --> 00:16:26,402
In my weaker moments,
I almost pity them.
323
00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:30,364
Then I just remind myself:
They're trying to teach.
324
00:16:30,447 --> 00:16:31,675
Well, children,
I don't know what you did
325
00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:33,033
to all those substitutes,
326
00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:36,829
but it's going to stop now!
Leopold?
327
00:16:36,912 --> 00:16:40,499
All right. You listen up,
you little freaks!
328
00:16:40,582 --> 00:16:42,334
The fun stops here.
329
00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:44,253
You're gonna shut
your stinking traps
330
00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:45,963
and behave, damn it!
331
00:16:46,046 --> 00:16:48,298
This is one substitute
you're not gonna screw with!
332
00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:50,342
Marge Simpson.
333
00:16:52,928 --> 00:16:54,054
Hello, class!
334
00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:57,016
Hi, Bart! Over here, sweetie!
335
00:16:57,099 --> 00:17:00,394
It's me, Mom!
Hi. Hey! Hello!
336
00:17:07,776 --> 00:17:09,653
Well, I'm sure
some of you know me.
337
00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:10,988
I'm Bart Simpson's mother.
338
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,702
Mom!
339
00:17:16,785 --> 00:17:18,871
Hey, Bart, what about
the booby trap?
340
00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:25,711
- May I?
- Thank you.
341
00:17:25,794 --> 00:17:27,796
- Mama's boy.
- Teacher's pet.
342
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,882
Goody-goody.
343
00:17:29,965 --> 00:17:31,425
I meant the other booby trap.
344
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:38,807
Kids have been doing that one
since my day.
345
00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:43,937
So, how was
everybody's day at school?
346
00:17:44,021 --> 00:17:45,481
- Horrifying.
- Pointless.
347
00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:47,858
Exhausting.
It took the children 40 minutes
348
00:17:47,941 --> 00:17:49,735
to locate Canada on the map.
349
00:17:49,818 --> 00:17:53,238
Marge, anyone can miss Canada
all tucked away down there.
350
00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:54,907
Well, my teacher's a nightmare.
351
00:17:54,990 --> 00:17:57,159
Three kids got sick from
inhaling his ointment fumes,
352
00:17:57,242 --> 00:17:59,411
he confiscated everything
made of tin,
353
00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:00,996
and then he sent us home early
354
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,280
because he got his beard caught
in the pencil sharpener.
355
00:18:06,251 --> 00:18:08,337
Um... okay.
356
00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:11,715
Um, here.
357
00:18:13,258 --> 00:18:14,927
Okay...
358
00:18:15,010 --> 00:18:16,512
let's see, um...
359
00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:18,263
what if I did this?
360
00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:21,850
You're on your own.
361
00:18:23,811 --> 00:18:26,730
There's no way I'll get
into an ivy league school now.
362
00:18:26,814 --> 00:18:29,066
At this rate I probably
won't even get into Vassar.
363
00:18:29,149 --> 00:18:31,068
I've had just about enough
364
00:18:31,151 --> 00:18:33,278
of your Vassar bashing,
young lady.
365
00:18:33,362 --> 00:18:34,780
Look, Mom,
366
00:18:34,863 --> 00:18:36,907
it feels really weird
having you on my turf.
367
00:18:36,990 --> 00:18:39,368
How would you feel
if I started mopping the floor?
368
00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:41,370
- I'd be thrilled. You can start right now.
- D'
369
00:18:41,453 --> 00:18:43,580
And I'm gonna keep
teaching your class...
370
00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:44,915
Like it or lump it.
371
00:18:44,998 --> 00:18:47,084
Well, then,
372
00:18:47,167 --> 00:18:50,921
I guess I'll just have to get
into the crawl space again.
373
00:18:51,004 --> 00:18:52,965
I hate it when he gets in there.
374
00:19:01,014 --> 00:19:03,517
Psst. Over here.
375
00:19:05,185 --> 00:19:06,520
Mom, I need a dollar.
376
00:19:06,603 --> 00:19:07,956
Ever since you
started teaching here,
377
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,207
kids have been taking
my lunch money.
378
00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:11,692
And I need that money for candy.
379
00:19:11,775 --> 00:19:13,652
Aw, here you go, precious.
380
00:19:13,735 --> 00:19:16,864
Now go off with your friends.
381
00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:18,907
Here you go, precious.
382
00:19:22,411 --> 00:19:24,163
Why isn't my mom stopping this?
383
00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:26,582
We've created a diversion.
384
00:19:28,041 --> 00:19:30,085
That's a very nice jig, Kearney.
385
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:32,588
Now, isn't dancing
much more fun than bullying?
386
00:19:32,671 --> 00:19:33,671
Yeah.
387
00:19:36,508 --> 00:19:39,052
That's it. I can't
take this anymore, Milhouse.
388
00:19:39,136 --> 00:19:41,305
I got to get the
real teachers back.
389
00:19:41,388 --> 00:19:45,184
Bart, you'll never get Krabappel
and Skinner together again.
390
00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:48,103
They're like two
positively charged ions.
391
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:49,605
Zuh?
392
00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:51,273
Wait! That's it.
393
00:19:51,356 --> 00:19:53,233
With your book smarts,
and my ability
394
00:19:53,317 --> 00:19:55,402
to exploit people
with book smarts,
395
00:19:55,485 --> 00:19:58,363
we can figure out a clever plan
to get them back together.
396
00:19:58,447 --> 00:20:01,825
A surprise party for me
in Principal Skinner's office?
397
00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:04,494
Well, I don't know,
but all right.
398
00:20:04,578 --> 00:20:06,622
Me? Go to my office?
399
00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:09,291
It's highly irregular,
but all right.
400
00:20:10,918 --> 00:20:12,002
And you're not coming out
401
00:20:12,085 --> 00:20:13,420
until you reach an agreement.
402
00:20:13,503 --> 00:20:15,172
Let us out, Bart!
403
00:20:15,255 --> 00:20:17,216
This is not funny, Bart!
404
00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:18,693
Stop it, Bart.
Let us out right now!
405
00:20:18,717 --> 00:20:22,387
Don't worry.
They'll start negotiating.
406
00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:25,265
Let us out!
407
00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:27,059
For the love of God, let us out!
408
00:20:27,142 --> 00:20:29,019
Man, this is like 'Nam!
409
00:20:29,102 --> 00:20:30,395
Let us out!
410
00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:32,814
Come on, or you will
be so sorry!
411
00:20:40,447 --> 00:20:43,909
You're going to be
verrrrry, very sorry!
412
00:20:43,992 --> 00:20:47,246
Well, Seymour, I guess
we could start talking.
413
00:20:47,329 --> 00:20:49,414
What's the point?
There's no more money
414
00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:52,417
unless you've got some
magic new source of revenue.
415
00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:54,294
Well, we've got to figure
something out.
416
00:20:54,378 --> 00:20:56,064
They've got us locked in
here like prisoners.
417
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:58,757
Prisoners in our own school.
418
00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:01,051
Ooh!
419
00:21:04,721 --> 00:21:07,808
This is a great way
to make extra money.
420
00:21:07,891 --> 00:21:11,144
Renting out our cloakrooms to
the overcrowded prison system.
421
00:21:11,228 --> 00:21:13,939
Yo. I used to sit
right over there.
422
00:21:17,025 --> 00:21:19,987
It's all right, children.
Just ignore the murderer.
423
00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:23,115
As a bonus, some of our more
troublesome students
424
00:21:23,198 --> 00:21:24,950
might be scared straight.
425
00:21:26,076 --> 00:21:27,619
Psst, kid.
426
00:21:27,703 --> 00:21:29,830
Help me break out of here.
427
00:21:29,913 --> 00:21:32,082
I'll totally make it
worth your while.
428
00:21:32,165 --> 00:21:33,542
I'm listening.
429
00:21:39,339 --> 00:21:41,508
♪♪
430
00:22:25,427 --> 00:22:26,427
Shh!
431
00:22:29,306 --> 00:22:32,184
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