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♪ The Simpsons ♪
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♪♪
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D'
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Go, toothpaste, go!
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Move your pasty white butt.
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Come on, shampoo!
You can do it!
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Yay! I won your stupid
bathroom products race.
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No fair, you only won
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'cause you had the inside track.
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If the water was spinning
the other way...
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It never spins the other way.
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In the northern hemisphere
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water always drains
counterclockwise.
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It's called the Coriolis effect.
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No way.
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Water doesn't obey your rules.
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It goes where it wants.
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Like me, babe.
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Yes, Bart.
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Why don't you try it and see?
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I know I've seen it
go the other way.
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Faithful toilet.
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You'll prove me right.
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♪ I'm a-singin' in
the show... ♪ ooh!
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Hot! Yah! Cold!
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No! Hot! Cold! Hot!
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Who's! Doing! That?!
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For Pete's sake, Bart,
use the plunger!
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Bart, water will
only go the other way
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in the southern hemisphere.
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What the hell is
the southern hemisphere?
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Haven't you ever
looked at your globe?
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See, the southern hemisphere
is made up of
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everything below the equa...
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This line.
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So down there in,
say... Argentina,
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or Rand McNally,
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all their water runs backwards?
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In fact, in Rand McNally
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they wear hats on their feet
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and hamburgers eat people.
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Cool.
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Hello, southern hemisphere?
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Which way does the water
go in your toilet?
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Just a minute, I'll check.
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Nuts.
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Please to repeat again
and I will translating
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for the El Presidente.
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Which way does
the water turn in your toilet?
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Dice que el curso
esta cambiando.
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Ay, caramba!
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Los insurgentes ya van
a capturar la capital.
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Necesito huir.
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Ay!
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I can't get a straight answer
out of this crazy hemisphere.
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Eine minuten, eine minuten.
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Ach! Das wagenfone
est eine nuisancefone.
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Buenas noches, mein fuhrer.
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Ja, ja.
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Bart, you can't actually
call these places.
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Don't you know how expensive
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international calls are?
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Hello, operator.
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I'd like to make
a collect call to...
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Australia.
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This is the
international operator.
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Will you accept
a collect call from...
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Yes, this is
Dr. Bart Simpson
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of the International
Drainage Commission.
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It's an emergency.
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If it's an emergency, then.
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We understand some
drains in your area
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have been malfunctioning,
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sucking in people and whatnot.
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Willikers. That's awful.
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Indeed.
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We need you to check
your sinks and toilets
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and tell us which way
the water is going.
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And please... Stand clear.
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The fixtures...
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they're all draining
clockwise, sir.
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She was right.
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Stupid Lisa, science queen.
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Well, why don't you just check
your neighbor's drains.
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I'll hold.
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Hey, Bart.
The bakery caught fire
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and all of downtown
smells like cookies.
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Want to go smell?
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Yes. Yes, I do.
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Hello. Sir? Sir?
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I've returned from
the Koolamugery's place.
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They're draining clockwise too.
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Draining?
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I don't care about that anymore.
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Are we in any dange...
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Burkina Faso?
Disputed zone?
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Who called
all these weird places?
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Quiet. It might be you.
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I can't remember.
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No, I'm gonna ask Marge.
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No, no.
Why embarrass us both?
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Just write a check and I'll release
some more endorphins.
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900 dollar-adoos!?
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Tobias!
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Did you accept
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a six-hour collect
call from the states?
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It was an emergency call
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from the International Drainage
Commission in Springfield.
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My God!
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There's nothing wrong
with the bidet, is there?
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Hello?
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Right, I'm calling all the way
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from Squatters Crag, Australia.
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And I want to speak to,
Dr. Bart Simpson right now.
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Hold, please.
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All right, but I don't...
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Payroll, Burt Stanton speaking.
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Oi. I said Bart Simpson.
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What kind of a company is this?
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Bart Simpson's office.
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Thank the great good Lord.
Look, I was just say...
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One moment please.
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Who do they think I am?
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Some stupid Aussie drongo?
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Bleedin' yanks.
I ought to...
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This is Bart Simpson.
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Can I help you, ma'am?
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Yeah... Hey! My name is
Bruno Drundridge, right?
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You owe me $900, mate.
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No, you owe me $900.
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I... You...
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You're... You're just
some punk kid aren't you?
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You picked the wrong guy
to tangle with here, mate.
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I don't think so.
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You're all the way in Australia.
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Hey, I think I hear
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a dingo eating your baby.
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Yeah, well... Ooh!
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That's it.
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I'm going to report this
to me member of parliament.
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Hey! Gus!
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I got something
to report to you.
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That's a bloody outrage, it is.
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I'm gonna take this all the way
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to the prime minister.
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Hey! Mr. Prime Minister!
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Andy!
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Hi, mates!
What's the good word?
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"Mr. Simpson, blah blah.
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Misrepresentation
over a telephone, yadda yadda.
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Sincerely,
some Australian Jerk."
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Hey! I need that.
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Office of the Solicitor General?
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Office of the Prime Minister?
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Hopping Mad Collection Agency?
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What is all this stuff?
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Nothing. Some stupid country
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thinks I owe them money.
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Bart, you better talk
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to Mom and Dad about this.
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Hey, guys. Just so you don't
hear any wild rumors...
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I'm being indicted
for fraud in Australia.
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That's no reason
to block the TV.
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My.
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Bart, did you trick
an Australian boy
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into accepting a
$900 collect call?
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Yes'm.
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There it is,
"Aus-tral-ia."
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I'll be damned.
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Look at this country...
"U-ar-gay."
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My. Hello.
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I'm Evan Conniver with
the U.S. State department.
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"Undersecretary for
International Protocol...
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Brat and Punk division"?
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Unfortunately, Bart,
your little escapade
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could not have come
at a worse time.
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Americo-Australian-ian relations
are at an all-time low.
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As I'm sure you remember
in the late 1980s
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the U.S. Experienced
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a short-lived infatuation
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with Australian culture.
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For some bizarre reason
the Aussies thought
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this would be a permanent thing.
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Of course it wasn't.
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I know those words
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but that sign makes no sense.
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Anyway, the down-under
fad fizzled
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and the diplomatic climate
turned absolutely frosty.
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Oops.
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Let's pretend we
didn't see that.
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And Bart's childish taunting
agitated the Aussies further.
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He'll agitate you.
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Ho, ho, he sure will.
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What can we do for you?
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Well, it's too late
to merely pay back the money.
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But as a sign of good faith
to our Australian "friends"
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we'd like to imprison Bart
for five years.
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That's tough but fair.
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Boy, go with the man.
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No, no, no! No.
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I'm not gonna have my
son go to jail
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over some silly tiff
with Australia.
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You'll just have
to find some other
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country to have relations with.
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You're sure now?
The prison train is sailing.
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Okay. I'm not hearing
a lot of support for prison.
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There is one other option.
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They'll drop the charges if
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Bart makes a public apology
in Australia.
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All Bart has to do is apologize
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and we get a free trip
to Australia?
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I can handle that.
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I'm an expert
at phony apologies.
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- Bart!
- I'm sorry.
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That's better.
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We left at
1:30 p.m. Monday.
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What time is it now?
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It's 6:45 a.m. next Wednesday.
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You may also be
interested to know
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that's it's summer
here, not winter.
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What does that sign say?
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I thought they spoke
English in this country.
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It says you can't bring in
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outside plants or animals.
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Any foreign creature
you bring in
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could upset the
environmental balance.
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Sorry, girl.
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I don't want to get
in any more trouble down here.
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I'll pick you up
on the way home.
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Hey! Are you like one
of those English guards
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who can't laugh
or smile or anything?
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No, sir!
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U.S. Marine Corps, sir!
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Yeah.
This is the life.
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Boy, next summer, can you commit
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some fraud in Orlando, Florida?
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I'm way ahead of you, Dad.
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Kno-ock.
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Simpsons, I'd like you
to meet our ambassador,
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the honorable Avril Ward.
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Hello. Now, everything is
all set for Bart's apology.
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Mr. Conniver will meet you at
the parliament house at 3:00 p.m.
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Any questions?
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Yeah. Do the toilets go
backwards in here?
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No. To combat homesickness
we've installed
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a device that makes them swirl
the correct American way.
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♪ Sweet land of liberty,
of thee I sing ♪
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Hey, G.I. Joe,
your sign's broken.
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We're already in Australia.
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Actually, sir! The embassy is
considered American soil, sir!
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Really?
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Look, boy. Now
I'm in Australia.
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Now I'm in America.
Australia. America.
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- I get it, Dad.
- Australia.
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America, Australia.
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Homer, that's enough.
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America, Australia...
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Here in America, we don't
tolerate that kind of crap, sir!
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"Australia was
originally founded
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as a settlement
for British convicts."
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Lisa, watch your camera.
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You call that a knife?
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This is a knife.
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That's not a knife.
That's a spoon.
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00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:24,136
All right, all right.
You win.
266
00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:27,014
I see you've played
knifey-spoony before.
267
00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:31,685
Hey, give me one of those
famous giant beers
268
00:13:31,769 --> 00:13:33,646
I heard so much about.
269
00:13:33,729 --> 00:13:35,689
Something wrong, Yank?
270
00:13:35,773 --> 00:13:39,360
No. It's pretty big,
I guess.
271
00:13:39,443 --> 00:13:41,237
I'll just have a cup of coffee.
272
00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:42,321
Beer it is.
273
00:13:42,404 --> 00:13:44,031
No. I said coffee.
274
00:13:44,114 --> 00:13:45,032
Beer?
275
00:13:45,115 --> 00:13:47,243
Cof-fee.
276
00:13:47,326 --> 00:13:48,994
Be-er?
277
00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:51,205
C-o...
278
00:13:51,288 --> 00:13:53,290
B-e...
279
00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:00,631
We'll meet you boys
back here for dinner.
280
00:14:00,714 --> 00:14:01,799
Good luck, honey.
281
00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:04,760
Bart, I'm sorry I'm gonna miss
282
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,053
your public humiliation.
283
00:14:06,136 --> 00:14:07,930
But the Woolumbaloo
Dirt Monument
284
00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:10,432
is just too exciting to pass up.
285
00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:19,233
Hear ye, hear ye.
286
00:14:19,316 --> 00:14:21,527
This session
will now come to order.
287
00:14:21,610 --> 00:14:24,488
With the cooperation of
the U.S. Department of State
288
00:14:24,572 --> 00:14:26,824
we have present today
one Bart Simpson.
289
00:14:29,910 --> 00:14:32,204
I believe he has
something to say.
290
00:14:32,288 --> 00:14:33,288
Bart?
291
00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:44,592
I'm sorry.
292
00:14:44,675 --> 00:14:46,927
I'm sorry for what
I did to your country.
293
00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:48,554
- Bravo.
- Very good.
294
00:14:48,637 --> 00:14:52,141
Well, you're free to go, Bart...
295
00:14:52,224 --> 00:14:54,476
right after your
additional punishment.
296
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:55,811
Punishment?
297
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:58,564
Well, a mere apology
would be bit empty?
298
00:14:58,647 --> 00:15:01,609
- Let the booting begin.
- Booting?
299
00:15:01,692 --> 00:15:03,861
Aw, it's just a little
kick in the bum.
300
00:15:20,502 --> 00:15:23,047
What kind of a sick country
would kick someone
301
00:15:23,130 --> 00:15:24,381
with a giant boot?
302
00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:25,674
Mr. Simpson, shush.
303
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:27,885
Disparaging the boot
is a bootable offense.
304
00:15:27,968 --> 00:15:29,720
It's one of
their proudest traditions.
305
00:15:35,225 --> 00:15:37,311
You sold us out, Conniver!
306
00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:46,862
Ooh!
307
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:49,281
Stay back or I'll boot
your prime minister.
308
00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:50,407
I'll do it!
309
00:15:50,491 --> 00:15:51,784
So help me God, I'll boot him!
310
00:15:51,867 --> 00:15:53,661
He means it.
311
00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:56,205
When will you Australians learn?
312
00:15:56,288 --> 00:15:58,874
In America, we stopped
using corporal punishment
313
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,278
and things have
never been better.
314
00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:01,961
The streets are safe.
315
00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:05,214
Old people strut confidently
through the darkest alleys
316
00:16:05,297 --> 00:16:07,424
and the weak and nerdy
are admired
317
00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:09,677
for their computer
programming abilities.
318
00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:13,931
So, like us, let your children
run wild and free.
319
00:16:14,014 --> 00:16:17,142
Because as the old saying goes:
320
00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:20,354
"Let your children
run wild and free."
321
00:16:20,437 --> 00:16:22,773
Now, boy, run back
to the embassy.
322
00:16:22,856 --> 00:16:24,316
Back to American soil.
323
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:25,693
Yah!
324
00:16:29,363 --> 00:16:30,364
I'll stop them.
325
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:36,328
No.
It's coming back this way.
326
00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:38,288
That throwing stick
stunt of yours
327
00:16:38,372 --> 00:16:39,372
has boomeranged on us.
328
00:16:44,169 --> 00:16:46,213
Hey. We can get away
in their pouches.
329
00:16:47,756 --> 00:16:51,051
Eew! It's not like
in cartoons.
330
00:16:51,135 --> 00:16:53,429
Yeah, there's a lot more mucus.
331
00:16:58,183 --> 00:17:00,269
Mom, you said I could have
one souvenir, right?
332
00:17:00,352 --> 00:17:02,021
Well, I want a didgeridoo.
333
00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:10,404
That seems very noisy and
expensive for a souvenir.
334
00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:13,490
Why don't you get this nice cap?
335
00:17:13,574 --> 00:17:15,868
It's clever, just like you.
336
00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:20,873
Get out. Get out.
337
00:17:20,956 --> 00:17:22,332
Shoo, shoo.
338
00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:24,168
Get out of here.
339
00:17:24,251 --> 00:17:26,170
These bloody things
are everywhere.
340
00:17:26,253 --> 00:17:27,573
They're in the lift,
in the lorry,
341
00:17:27,629 --> 00:17:28,881
in the bond wizard,
342
00:17:28,964 --> 00:17:30,674
and all over the
malanga gildachuck.
343
00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:32,551
They're like kangaroos
344
00:17:32,634 --> 00:17:34,928
but they're reptiles, they is.
345
00:17:35,012 --> 00:17:37,598
We have them in America.
They're called bullfrogs.
346
00:17:37,681 --> 00:17:39,850
What?! That's an odd name.
347
00:17:39,933 --> 00:17:42,102
I'd have called them
chaswassers.
348
00:17:44,521 --> 00:17:46,440
L-isa!
349
00:17:46,523 --> 00:17:47,941
M-arge!
350
00:17:57,701 --> 00:17:59,286
The Simpsons.
351
00:17:59,369 --> 00:18:01,413
Well, they're not
getting back in here.
352
00:18:16,053 --> 00:18:17,554
I can't believe our government
353
00:18:17,638 --> 00:18:19,014
would set up Bart like that.
354
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,349
I must say, I'm very angry
355
00:18:20,432 --> 00:18:21,576
at the State department
right now.
356
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,102
Yes, but shh.
357
00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:25,187
Mrs. Simpson, please.
We're about to reach
358
00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:26,289
a breakthrough with the Aussies.
359
00:18:26,313 --> 00:18:27,313
Then it's agreed.
360
00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:28,565
During the bargaining session
361
00:18:28,649 --> 00:18:29,942
we each get two candy apples.
362
00:18:30,025 --> 00:18:32,319
All right.
One candy and one caramel.
363
00:18:32,402 --> 00:18:33,821
For the love of criminy.
364
00:18:33,904 --> 00:18:35,322
Give me that.
365
00:18:35,405 --> 00:18:37,533
I know Bart did something wrong,
but he's my son
366
00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:40,160
and I'm going to
punish him myself.
367
00:18:40,244 --> 00:18:42,412
Our countries may have
their differences
368
00:18:42,496 --> 00:18:44,164
but as human beings
369
00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:47,584
I think we can all agree
there's no substitute
370
00:18:47,668 --> 00:18:50,420
for the discipline
of a loving parent.
371
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:53,632
He wants to talk to you.
372
00:18:53,715 --> 00:18:55,050
Y-ello.
373
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:57,594
So we're in agreement.
374
00:18:57,678 --> 00:18:59,318
She won't be allowed
near the phone again.
375
00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:02,224
We did it.
376
00:19:02,307 --> 00:19:03,600
We've worked out a compromise
377
00:19:03,684 --> 00:19:06,103
that will allow both nations
to save face.
378
00:19:06,186 --> 00:19:08,313
We've argued them
down to a booting.
379
00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:09,523
What?!
380
00:19:09,606 --> 00:19:10,774
The prime minister just wants
381
00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:12,943
to kick you once
through the gate
382
00:19:13,026 --> 00:19:15,028
with a regular shoe.
383
00:19:15,112 --> 00:19:16,131
I believe it's a wing-tip.
384
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,322
No deal.
385
00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:19,408
This is my son
we're talking about.
386
00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:20,742
Sure, he's not perfect
387
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:22,578
but who is in this
work-a-day world?
388
00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:23,829
No, Mom. Wait.
389
00:19:32,504 --> 00:19:34,882
It's time for me to bend over
390
00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:36,508
and receive my destiny.
391
00:19:41,054 --> 00:19:42,598
Thank you, Bart.
392
00:19:42,681 --> 00:19:43,849
I promise I won't
393
00:19:43,932 --> 00:19:46,101
make fun of you later for this.
394
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:47,853
Show them what American butts
395
00:19:47,936 --> 00:19:49,146
are made of, son.
396
00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:55,360
That's it, lad.
397
00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:58,739
This is for the commonwealth
of Australia.
398
00:20:05,829 --> 00:20:09,625
And this is for
the United States of America.
399
00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:12,961
♪♪
400
00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:26,975
I'm glad you're okay, honey,
401
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:28,620
but I wish you'd chosen
a more tasteful way
402
00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:30,020
to be patriotic.
403
00:20:30,103 --> 00:20:32,272
I'm impressed you were
able to write so legibly
404
00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:33,523
on your own butt.
405
00:20:45,202 --> 00:20:47,955
All right, mates.
Let him have it!
406
00:20:51,833 --> 00:20:54,211
Hey, do we get to land on
an aircraft carrier?
407
00:20:54,294 --> 00:20:57,631
No, sir. The closest vessel is
the U.S.S. Walter Mondale.
408
00:20:57,714 --> 00:20:59,091
It's a laundry ship.
409
00:20:59,174 --> 00:21:00,759
They'll take you
the rest of the way.
410
00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:15,232
Hey, look.
411
00:21:15,315 --> 00:21:17,359
Those frogs are eating
all their crops.
412
00:21:23,198 --> 00:21:24,408
Well, that's what happens
413
00:21:24,491 --> 00:21:25,993
when you introduce
foreign species
414
00:21:26,076 --> 00:21:28,370
into an ecosystem
that can't handle them.
415
00:21:41,633 --> 00:21:43,844
♪♪
416
00:22:31,433 --> 00:22:34,311
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