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♪ The Simpsons ♪
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D'
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Aah!
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When Krusty wants to,
he can still blow them away.
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Yes, he can take a simple,
everyday thing
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like eating a bicycle
and make it funny.
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See you tomorrow, kids.
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But before I go,
I'd just like to say...
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♪♪
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There's nothing better
than a cigarette,
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unless it's a cigarette
lit with a hundred-dollar bill.
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Put 5,000 bucks on the Lakers.
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Hire Kenny G. To play
for me in the elevator.
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My house is dirty,
buy me a clean one.
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Krusty, as your accountant,
I must warn you...
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Did you send those 1,000 roses
to Bea Arthur's grave?
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Yes, but she's still...
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I don't want to hear
the end of any sentences.
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George Carlin on three.
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Yeah? Lawsuit?
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Come on.
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My "Seven words you can't
say on TV" bit
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was entirely different
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from your "Seven words you can't
say on TV" bit.
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So I'm a thief, am I?
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Well, excuse me!
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Give him ten grand.
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Steve Martin on four.
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Ten grand.
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Krusty, in regards
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to the large wager you made
on yesterday's horse race.
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Come on, how about letting
me go double or nothing
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on the big opera tonight.
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- Who do you like?
- The tenor.
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Okay,
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but we're only
letting the bet ride
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because you crack us
so consistently up.
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You've got to stop blowing
your money like this, Krusty.
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No can do.
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And those ridiculous
bets you make.
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Gambling is the finest thing
a person can do
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if he's good at it.
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But you haven't won anything
in months.
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So I'll just make
some more money.
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Crank out some
cheesy merchandise.
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But you've already
merchandized everything.
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Krusty's Monopoly game.
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The Krusty crowd control
barrier.
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Nothing is selling anymore.
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Not even your new
Lady Krusty line.
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But our infomercials
are running 24 hours a day.
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So what do you think
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of the Lady Krusty moustache
removal system now, Angelique?
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It's Krusteriffic,
Johnny Unitas.
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But is my upper lip
supposed to bleed like this?
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Probably.
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At this rate,
you'll be broke in a month.
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The only thing left to do
is to open a clown college
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and train some
regional Krusties.
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You mean like that bozo,
Bonko the Clown?
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- Exactly.
- Forget it.
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I'll just cut back
on the condor egg omelets.
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A couple of those
would be tasty right now.
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I'll found the college tomorrow.
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It must be
the first of the month.
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New billboard day!
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Finders keepers.
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"This year, give her
English muffins."
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Whatever you say,
Mr. Billboard.
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"Best in the West."
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That rhymes.
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Clown college?
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You can't eat that.
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Well, I got everything
I was supposed to get.
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I'm not going to enroll
in that clown college, though.
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That advertisement
had no effect on me whatsoever.
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Hey, Homer, the section
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you're supposed
to be monitoring is on fire.
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Clowns are funny.
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Mom?
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I think I'll have some wine.
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Marge...
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Yes, Homey?
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That's it.
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You people have stood
in my way long enough.
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I'm going to clown college.
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I don't think any of us
expected him to say that.
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Hurry up.
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It's my first day
of clown college.
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Hold still, Homer.
Don't squirm.
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I am holding still.
I am squirming.
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Dad, you can't just go around
pretending to be Krusty.
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It's sacrilege.
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He's a one and only.
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I mean, he invented
the pie fight,
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the pratfall,
and the seltzer bottle.
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As far as I know.
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Yeah, Dad, it was bad enough
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when you tried to pass
yourself off as Tom Bosley.
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But Krusty?
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You weren't complaining
when I got you this close
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to Chachi.
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What's a Chachi?
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All right. There can only be
one Krusty in each territory,
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so I hope this works out.
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Tell me where you're from.
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- Georgia.
- Texas.
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Brooklyn.
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Russia.
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New Hampshire.
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Homer.
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Okay, we'll start
off with the baggy...
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What?
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Those are supposed
to be baggy pants.
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Baggy!
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Ooh, I've never had
a pair of pants
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that fit this well in my life.
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Okay, memorize these
funny place names.
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Stop it, you're killing me!
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Seattle!
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And now, everybody's favorite:
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the Spin Cycle
Fantastique trick.
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It's a great piece of buffoonery
if you pull it off.
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But if you blow it,
you'll look like a fool.
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Steady...
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Steady.
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Now, when the wealthy
dowager comes in,
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the party's over, right?
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Wrong!
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Kill wealthy dowager.
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Burn that seat.
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These Krusty brand balloons
are three bucks each.
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But get a cheap one
and what happens?
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Goes off, takes out the eyeballs
of every kid in the room.
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What's that gonna cost you?
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Hey, Bill, what did
that cost us?
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Wow! I'm sorry I doubted
you before, Dad.
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If there has to be
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a bastardized version of Krusty,
I'm glad it's you.
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Thanks, honey. Bank shot.
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Wow!
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That's good aim, Dad.
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Well, it was my major.
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Welcome to the noble family
of skilled Krustaceans.
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You will now go back
to your hometowns
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and do kids' parties,
swap meets,
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and all the other piddling crap
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I wouldn't touch
with a ten-foot clown pole.
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Now come and get
your cat skins...
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I mean sheep skins.
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This is the happiest
day of my life...
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Got it.
No shock for me.
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Yeah?
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And now to help introduce
our fantastic new burger,
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the one with ketchup,
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here he is,
coming in by parachute,
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Krusty the Clown!
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"To audience.
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"I now proclaim
this new burger...
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For sale!"
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Lord, save me.
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It's the Krusty burglar.
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My God.
He's stealing all the burgers!
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Why, you little!
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I've got you!
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Homer!
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It's... It's...
It's all just an act.
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Stop!
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Stop!
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He's already dead!
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Let go!
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Get him!
Get him!
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Krusty the Clown, everybody!
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Please look at my MedicAlert bracelet.
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Yah! Ooh!
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Hey. Hey.
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And then, take that
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and put that in there,
and you...
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There's your giraffe,
little girl.
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I'm a boy.
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That's the spirit.
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Never give up.
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I guess you're pretty impressed,
Bart?
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My dad got Krusty the Clown
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to personally appear
at my party.
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I have a feeling I could get him
to appear at my house.
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I don't know, Bart.
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My dad's a pretty big wheel
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down at the cracker factory.
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It's not
5:30 yet.
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- Hey, nice threads.
- I'm beat.
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And after work,
I got to dedicate a new Jiffy Lube
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and cohost the Ace awards.
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Wow! Jiffy Lube!
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Boy, you're really
running yourself ragged.
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Yeah. When I started
this clown thing,
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I thought it would be
nothing but glory.
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You know, the glory
of being a clown?
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But I tell you,
it's hard, tiring work.
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But when I see the smiles
on their little faces,
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I just know they're getting
ready to jab me with something.
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My time's almost up here,
so I'd just like to say
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I know Woody Allen.
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And now the winner
for the most promising
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new series on cable...
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Old "Starsky and Hutches."
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♪♪
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Accepting the award
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is the son of the guy
who played Huggy Bear.
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Let's walk and talk.
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I have some wonderful stories
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about other famous people
that include me in some way.
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Can't. I gotta go distract
bulls at a rodeo.
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Hey, me, too.
We can go together.
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No, I'm going a different way
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than you, Dick.
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Your churlish
attitude reminds me
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of a time I was having
dinner with Groucho...
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Look, you're gonna be having
dinner with Groucho tonight
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if you don't beat it.
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Being a clown sucks.
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You get kicked by kids,
bit by dogs,
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and admired by the elderly.
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Who am I clowning?
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I have no business
being a clown.
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I'm leaving
the clowning business
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to all the other clowns
in the clowning business.
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No.
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Well, well, well, velocity boy.
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I'm gonna give you the
biggest ticket you...
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Hey! Krusty!
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I'm not Krusty.
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To think I was going
to give you a ticket!
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Krusty the Clown!
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I am not Krusty!
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Hey, Krusty, Krusty,
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you remember that time
we got loaded
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and set those beavers loose
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in that pine furniture store?
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Memories.
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All right, you take
it easy, Krusty.
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Hey, he didn't give me a ticket.
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This is
an intriguing development.
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You mean I get five percent off
on everything in the store
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just because I look like...
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I mean, just because
I am Krusty the Clown?
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How could I charge full price
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to the man whose lust
for filthy magazines
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kept me in business during
that first shaky year?
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By the way, here is your new issue
of "Gigantic Asses".
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I'm telling you, Marge,
this will work.
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They'll think I'm Krusty
and give us free stuff.
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I've been getting
free stuff all day.
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Look at this swell bucket
of house paint.
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Look at it.
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I'm not saying it won't work.
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I'm just saying it's dishonest.
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Well. If we agree,
then why are we arguing?
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Hey, Krusty!
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00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:43,989
Hey, ooh, beautiful
date tonight?
261
00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:46,867
And such lovely
children you have.
262
00:13:46,951 --> 00:13:48,202
I'm more striking than lovely.
263
00:13:48,285 --> 00:13:50,663
You come a-with me.
Come with Luigi.
264
00:13:50,746 --> 00:13:52,331
You don't want to sit
265
00:13:52,414 --> 00:13:53,958
with the rest of this a-scum.
266
00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:57,545
I only consider you scum
267
00:13:57,628 --> 00:13:59,088
compared to Krusty.
268
00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:01,715
- Well, all right.
- Well, okay.
269
00:14:01,799 --> 00:14:03,175
Yeah, you see how you scum.
270
00:14:06,929 --> 00:14:08,430
Let me get this straight.
271
00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:10,325
You took all the money you made
franchising your name
272
00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:12,518
and bet it against
the Harlem Globetrotters?
273
00:14:12,601 --> 00:14:15,688
I thought the Generals were due.
274
00:14:17,898 --> 00:14:20,526
He's spinning the ball
on his finger!
275
00:14:20,609 --> 00:14:21,735
Just take it!
276
00:14:21,819 --> 00:14:22,862
Take the ball!
277
00:14:25,322 --> 00:14:27,074
That game was fixed.
278
00:14:27,157 --> 00:14:29,994
They were using a freakin' ladder
for God sakes.
279
00:14:30,077 --> 00:14:34,081
I am afraid the time has come
for you to pay us.
280
00:14:34,164 --> 00:14:35,164
Look, I'm cleaned out.
281
00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:37,084
Just take the clown college.
282
00:14:37,167 --> 00:14:38,586
We have already taken it.
283
00:14:38,669 --> 00:14:40,671
Kids have a lot
of money these days
284
00:14:40,754 --> 00:14:42,381
so after you finish
your performance,
285
00:14:42,464 --> 00:14:43,744
you might consider robbing them.
286
00:14:44,675 --> 00:14:45,885
Look, what can I tell you?
287
00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:47,761
You can't get blood
from a turnip.
288
00:14:47,845 --> 00:14:50,931
You want to kill me,
go ahead and kill me.
289
00:14:52,224 --> 00:14:53,726
Hey, hey, all right,
okay already!
290
00:14:53,809 --> 00:14:55,769
Look, we can talk this over.
291
00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:57,062
No more talk.
292
00:14:57,146 --> 00:15:00,024
It is time for us
to take you for a ride.
293
00:15:00,107 --> 00:15:01,692
No!
294
00:15:01,775 --> 00:15:04,153
Mind if I go
to the bathroom first?
295
00:15:04,236 --> 00:15:07,031
I see no harm in that.
296
00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:18,500
When he's done in there,
I got to go.
297
00:15:22,671 --> 00:15:25,841
Okay, wherever Krusty's gone,
we'll find him.
298
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,843
Legs, you check out
the east side.
299
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,803
Louie, Rome and Budapest.
300
00:15:29,887 --> 00:15:32,556
Tell the boys I want
a total world search.
301
00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:34,558
- Right, boss.
- Right, boss.
302
00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:36,477
I want a free car
because I'm Krusty.
303
00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:38,395
Krusty the Clown!
304
00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:39,479
Get it?
305
00:15:39,521 --> 00:15:41,106
Krusty.
306
00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:46,278
Cancel the world search.
307
00:15:46,362 --> 00:15:49,698
I want everything that's
coming to Krusty the Clown,
308
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:52,868
which is me, Krusty.
309
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,620
Hey, it's Krusty, all right.
310
00:15:54,703 --> 00:15:57,081
Should I shoot him
gangland style
311
00:15:57,164 --> 00:15:58,457
or execution style?
312
00:15:58,540 --> 00:16:01,335
Listen to your heart.
313
00:16:01,418 --> 00:16:03,128
Well, I can't give
you the car, Krusty.
314
00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:04,838
But I can let you have
this little number
315
00:16:04,922 --> 00:16:07,466
for practically nothing...
Only 38,000.
316
00:16:09,593 --> 00:16:11,428
Hey, what are all these holes?
317
00:16:11,512 --> 00:16:13,490
These are speed holes.
They make the car go faster.
318
00:16:13,514 --> 00:16:16,225
Yeah. Speed holes.
319
00:16:19,311 --> 00:16:20,604
You want my advice?
320
00:16:20,688 --> 00:16:21,968
I think you should buy this car.
321
00:16:23,357 --> 00:16:24,191
We need more ammo.
322
00:16:24,274 --> 00:16:25,274
Let's go to Big 5.
323
00:16:27,444 --> 00:16:30,114
Krusty, your plastic surgery
is complete.
324
00:16:30,197 --> 00:16:31,991
When I remove the bandages
325
00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:34,284
don't be alarmed by
the total stranger
326
00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:35,411
staring back at you.
327
00:16:39,039 --> 00:16:41,583
I look exactly the same,
you moron!
328
00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:43,377
Nonsense, Krusty.
329
00:16:43,460 --> 00:16:45,900
You look at least ten years younger,
plus, I did your breasts.
330
00:16:45,963 --> 00:16:48,424
Does anyone hear me complaining
about the breasts?
331
00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:50,300
What's the use in hiding?
332
00:16:50,384 --> 00:16:53,262
I got to go back to Springfield
and face the music.
333
00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:55,347
Can you loan me bus fare?
334
00:16:55,431 --> 00:16:56,724
Hey, hey, hey!
335
00:17:01,979 --> 00:17:04,106
What you
diddley-doing, neighbor?
336
00:17:04,189 --> 00:17:05,733
Putting speed holes in my car.
337
00:17:05,816 --> 00:17:07,109
Makes it go faster.
338
00:17:07,192 --> 00:17:08,485
Is that so?
339
00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:10,654
Gee, maybe the old
Flanders-mobile could use...
340
00:17:13,824 --> 00:17:16,910
Wow! Lucky I always keep
a bible close to my heart.
341
00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:23,083
Lucky I was wearing
an extra-large piece
342
00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:25,544
of the true cross today.
343
00:17:25,627 --> 00:17:26,670
I think I'll go inside.
344
00:17:29,423 --> 00:17:31,008
What keeps doing that?
345
00:17:31,091 --> 00:17:33,385
I told you we should have bought
more than three bullets.
346
00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:35,512
Let's just grab him.
347
00:17:38,807 --> 00:17:41,185
But wait, you can't kill me
for being Krusty.
348
00:17:41,268 --> 00:17:42,186
I'm not him.
349
00:17:42,269 --> 00:17:43,729
I'm Homer Simpson.
350
00:17:43,812 --> 00:17:45,452
The same Homer Simpson
who crashed his car
351
00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:46,899
through the wall of our club?
352
00:17:46,982 --> 00:17:48,609
Actually, my name is Barney.
353
00:17:48,692 --> 00:17:49,985
Yeah, Barney Gumble.
354
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,403
The same Barney Gumble
355
00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:53,781
who keeps taking pictures
of my sister?
356
00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:55,824
Actually, my real name is...
357
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:58,077
Think, Krusty, think...
Joe Valachi.
358
00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:00,537
The same Joe Valachi who squealed
to the senate committee
359
00:18:00,621 --> 00:18:02,039
about organized crime?
360
00:18:02,122 --> 00:18:03,207
Benedict Arnold.
361
00:18:03,290 --> 00:18:04,958
The same Benedict Arnold
who plotted
362
00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:06,561
to surrender West Point
to the hated British?
363
00:18:06,585 --> 00:18:07,585
D'
364
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:14,802
I am so glad I had
a chance to meet you
365
00:18:14,885 --> 00:18:19,598
before we did this, Krusty,
because I am a great fan.
366
00:18:19,681 --> 00:18:22,476
Don Vittorio DiMaggio.
367
00:18:22,559 --> 00:18:24,561
Krusty the Clown.
368
00:18:24,645 --> 00:18:28,107
Sorry I have to do this, Krusty.
369
00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:32,569
I cannot do it.
370
00:18:32,653 --> 00:18:35,447
To murder a funny man
of such genius
371
00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:36,907
would be a crime.
372
00:18:38,492 --> 00:18:40,077
Tell you what, Krusty.
373
00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:42,204
Do for me my favorite trick,
374
00:18:42,287 --> 00:18:44,748
where you ride the little bike
through the loop
375
00:18:44,832 --> 00:18:46,834
and I will let you live.
376
00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:48,919
But I've never been
able to do the...
377
00:18:49,002 --> 00:18:51,314
Hey, how about if I just squirt you
in the face with my boutonniere?
378
00:18:51,338 --> 00:18:52,339
Okay.
379
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,968
I'll never be able
to do this trick.
380
00:18:56,051 --> 00:18:57,928
- Never.
- Go! Go!
381
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:01,515
Hey!
382
00:19:01,598 --> 00:19:03,517
I'm doing it.
I'm doing it!
383
00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:06,019
I'm the greatest clown
in the world!
384
00:19:12,776 --> 00:19:14,945
Ta-da!
385
00:19:15,028 --> 00:19:18,073
The fact that you did not
do the trick well
386
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:20,742
is the biggest insult of all.
387
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:24,329
Hey, guys, I came to...
388
00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:26,331
You've got a deadly game
of cat and mouse going.
389
00:19:26,415 --> 00:19:28,792
I'll come back.
390
00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:31,503
I'm seeing double here.
Four Krusties.
391
00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:32,838
Krusty!
392
00:19:32,921 --> 00:19:34,464
Thanks! Thanks a lot!
393
00:19:34,548 --> 00:19:36,508
You came here to save me!
394
00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:39,219
Yeah, that's what I did.
395
00:19:39,303 --> 00:19:41,847
My apologies to you.
396
00:19:41,930 --> 00:19:45,058
I almost made a grievous error.
397
00:19:45,142 --> 00:19:46,643
Good-bye, Krusty.
398
00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:48,562
Wait! He can't kill anybody
399
00:19:48,645 --> 00:19:50,485
if he doesn't know
which one's the real Krusty.
400
00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:52,858
Whoa!
401
00:19:52,941 --> 00:19:54,443
Hup, ha ha!
402
00:19:55,569 --> 00:19:56,820
I am confused.
403
00:19:56,904 --> 00:19:59,114
Heh-heh.
Good one, Krusty.
404
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:00,741
Crap.
405
00:20:00,824 --> 00:20:03,827
Because of that
disrespectful display,
406
00:20:03,911 --> 00:20:06,205
I shall now kill both of you.
407
00:20:07,414 --> 00:20:08,498
Unless...
408
00:20:08,582 --> 00:20:11,293
you both go through the loop
409
00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:12,586
together.
410
00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:22,930
I can't see, you idiot!
411
00:20:23,013 --> 00:20:24,598
Take your hands off my eyes.
412
00:20:27,851 --> 00:20:28,852
Ooh!
413
00:20:34,274 --> 00:20:35,859
Aah!
414
00:20:42,699 --> 00:20:43,617
- Hey!
- Hey!
415
00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:44,868
Not bad.
416
00:20:44,952 --> 00:20:47,329
Without the loop, it is nothing.
417
00:20:47,412 --> 00:20:50,749
Whoa!
418
00:20:57,005 --> 00:20:58,715
♪ Ta-da! ♪
419
00:21:02,177 --> 00:21:04,680
Yay, Krusties!
420
00:21:04,763 --> 00:21:06,139
- Ha-ha.
- Hey, hey.
421
00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:07,933
Grazie, grazie.
422
00:21:08,016 --> 00:21:12,104
You have brought great joy
to this old Italian stereotype.
423
00:21:12,187 --> 00:21:14,106
No, no, Don Vittorio,
you're not...
424
00:21:14,189 --> 00:21:15,107
Yes, I am.
425
00:21:15,190 --> 00:21:16,441
I know it, I am.
426
00:21:16,525 --> 00:21:18,986
Anyway, thank you, Krusty.
427
00:21:19,069 --> 00:21:19,987
You're welcome.
428
00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:21,780
So we're even now?
429
00:21:21,863 --> 00:21:24,032
No, we just won't kill you.
430
00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:26,493
But you still owe us the money.
431
00:21:26,576 --> 00:21:28,787
Forty-eight dollars.
432
00:21:28,870 --> 00:21:29,955
Here's 50.
433
00:21:30,038 --> 00:21:32,124
And two your change.
434
00:21:32,207 --> 00:21:33,333
And we thank you.
435
00:21:39,423 --> 00:21:41,633
♪♪
436
00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:26,678
Shh.
437
00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:32,559
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